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You may go, I will go by myself

Take out the car

Take out the car quickly

Will we go to hotel?

We will go to hotel but after this road

Put some load on accelerator

Come outside quickly

I will be at your house in 5 mins

Chatur called me

The silencer?

He is saying that Racho is coming

What are you saying?

He is saying that if you wanna meet rancho then come at campus at 8 PM

come outside quickly

Ok

Suri I will be back in few minutes

i have found my friend

i will talk to you when i come back

wear your pant

we will go to hotel

but after Imperial college

i have forget to wear socks

you are talking about socks, look you have also forget pant

you go to hotel but also drop my brother to hotel

you have send the car to run way

where is Rancho?

Where is Rancho?

But look at this

not to my wife

look but the bunglow behind her

why are you showing this to us?

You forget? What is this?

Lets bet

we will come back after 10 years

right here

do you have guts?

Do you remember anything?

He left his pant

and you think he will come back for your bet?

I know

then why you call us?

To meet Rancho

see where is Rancho now

so you know where is Rancho?

We have heard that life is race

i born at 5:15 AM

come

take the photo

dont worry when he will live here for few days he will forget god

he will put nude girls photos on the wall

then he will say give me this girl

Rs 2 per bag

keep the change

i also wanna give you tip

tonight wear underwear without hole

he is a he man

everybody was saluting

when we saw Rancho first time

whats your name?

Remove your pant

you wont understand?

Dont wear wet pant

what you said?

Then talk to him slowly

remove your clothes

if you wont come outside then i will pee on your door whole semester

we have read it but he applied it

everybody call him virus

virus is coming

with eggs he call first stair downstairs

be quick

he daily take power nap for 7.5 minutes

and listen to opera

he do all unprotected work in this 7.5 minutes

what is this? This is nest

whom? A bird

bird never lie her egg in her nest

when her children grom up they throw that nest

every year 4 lacs applications come to ICA

but only 200 persons selected

my daughter also applied for 3 years

in space neither fountain nor ink pen can be used

after spending million of dollars scientists invented a pen

that can be used on any temperature

when you find extra ordinary student like you

pass this to him

write on board

if fountain pen cant be used in space then why they did not use pencil?

They could save million of dollars

whole day he tease teachers

if we live with him then we will be in trouble

who will pay the fees? Your father?

Just wear the uniform and go to school

here lots of population, nobody will recognize you

and if we get caught then?

Change the uniform, change the school

there was something special in him

why are you laughing?

I'am very happy to be in engineering college

no need to be happy

tell me the machine definition

anything that can make man's work easy

we are stuck in machines

from pen to pant's zip

I'm telling you the definition

you will also write this exams

but i also said the same

if you like simple language then go to arts and commerce college

you know more than book?

If you wanna pass then write from the book

get out

i forget something

what?

Can i take my books?

You cant this is simple language?

I told something in simple language but you didn't understand

professors most of time kept him outside class

whenever professors tell him to go outside

then he go to another class

he was different from us

we daily fight for bathroom

wherever he find water, he take bath there

he loves machines

he always keepy screw driver in his pocket

wherever he find machine he open it

some work and some dont work

i wanna know convocation dates

my dad wanna make reservation

call your dad

director sir wanna talk to you

this year your son wont be graduate

its my recommodation that dont do reservation

please look at it

submit it we will concentrate on it

did you leave eating for 2 weeks?

Did you leave bathing for 2 weeks?

Then why studies?

Please have a look

sunday afternoon my son died

and monday i was giving lecture

wireless camera on helicopter

i can be used as a security

dont tell it to Joy

we will give him surprise

we will fly it outside his window

you scare too much

there was a security guard in our village

he say at night

ALL IZ WELL

and we sleep comfortable

one night there was a robbery in our village

then we found that he was blind

on that day i knew one thing, our heart is very coward

always keep him fool. No matter what problem comes

no but you can have the power to tolerate it

neither police knows, nor Joy's father

everybody is thinking its a suicide

they are thinking he is died because of tension

these engineers are very smart

its not a suicide. Its a murder

you are blaming me for Joy's suicide

I'm not blaming you

i'm talking about system

i have some statistics

India is on number 1 is suicide

in every 1.5 hour a student commit a suicide

they die in suicide more than disease

i'm running this college since 32 years

I bring this college to number one

they only talk about marks

aboutjobs in US

today he will teach us engineering

you have 30 seconds

you have to tell the meaning of words written on board

you can also use the book

those who find the answers raise his hand up

nobody found the answer?

Now rewind 1 minute of your life and think

did anyone think?

Today we will learn something new we will enjoy

if you win than what will you get?

Your knowledge will increase?

Only pressure will increase

its a college, not a pressure cooker

these 2 are my friends names

i was just telling you that how to teach

i wanna tell you that your son are on wrong path

come inside

look that

we could only afford one A/C

i never buy a car

i still ride bike

did farhan took this photo?

He was in a mood to do photography

what was your percentage at that time?

You think its a joke?

I'm just saying that why are you making him engineer? Make him wild life photographer

i beg you

dont ruin my son's future

lets eat

when next time you come, eat with us

father did not give us food, then we went to Raju's house

everything was old

small room with parallised father, sick mother and single

his father was postman

Kamo is 28 years old. People ask for Maruti 800 in marriage

if you dont study then how will we marry her

if these letters come from college then how will we eat?

You wanna eat cheese?

Leave it

then we decided leave his mother

and concentrate on food

not like your father

lets go somewhere to eat food

money is not necessary to eat food

bring 3 large vodka

we will be in trouble

bring all things in 2 plates

what people will say?

You will beat me with glass then my head will be busted open

why i beat you?

I'm gonna give you free advice

what?

Dont marry that guy

he will tell you all his life the price of all his things

do you wanna know what is the cost of his shoes?

I wont ask him, he will tell by himself

run away

these are my students

what they are doing here?

My dad wont allow me to break the engagement

you explain very well

please explain to my dad too

where is your dad?

Run away

its a free advice

what are you doing here?

We will give envelope to bride

how many daughters you have?

I think you are from groom's side

we are from science

he explain very well

give the demo

there is a often electricity break down in delhi

it creates a probelm in marriage

so i thaught that i will make inverter that will make power from car batteries

design is ready

i can make inverter

i wanna meet you all in office tomorrow

what was your per plate cost?

We will pay in installments

we wont do it again

i wont marry

this is Rancho's father monthly income 2.5 crore

if we remove one or two zero than it wont effect on him

and if you remove one more zero

this is your father's monthly income farhan

and if we remove one more zero than its your family income Raju

change your room

if you live with Rancho you wont be pass

please try to understand virus is playing game with us

i want marks and he can give me marks

I'm making line because i wanna support my family

mother's half salary spend in father's salary

my sister is not getting married

people want Maruti 800 in marriage

my mother haven't bought a single saree in last 5 years

dont make fun of my mother

we will study but not only to clear in exams

we will be top

Raju changed his train box

everybody calls him silencer

to make his mind sharp, he eat some digestive tablets

then he farts

study hard or dont allow others to study

we have did many miracles here

to impress virus he write his speech from librarian in pure english

ok i call him

your phone

director sir called you

now you give this to chatur I'm coming

I'm talking from Lajpat nagar police station

listen to my instructions carefully

or you will die when you come out from college gate

while he was talking, Rancho changed some words from his speech

like miracle become rape

did you call me sir?

Who are you?

Ok hold down commssioner is on the line

where was I?

When you come out from gate, you will see a signal

when that signal become red then all cars will be stop

these days heavy flow of traffic is on the road

i told you that he remember you

if you study then you can save your life for 4 years

and after 40 years you will get raped

what i did wrong with you?

Sorry dont take it personally

i will take it personally

enjoy the science

i'm not here to enjoy

so you wanna rape?

One day i will be successful with my ethics

then i will laugh and you will cry

dont run after success

be a good engineer so that success runs after you

you catch your train, i catch my train

we will come here after 10 years

then we will see who is more successful

what happenned to him?

What he is writing?

Dont forget this date

then used to it

you change the speech? Dont lie to me

what is your problem with my dad?

I dont have any problem, i'm making inverter on his name

look at this

because he is running factory

there donkeys are manufactured

look there is your donkey

so what I tell him?

He can see profit in you thats why he is with you

what the hell you think of yourself?

What do you mean Suhaas is not interested in me?

She lost the watch

it costs 4 lacs

mine is only Rs 250 and it shows the same time

you called him donkey on his face

its very noise here, she called me thank you and i heard get lost

i said get lost

do you know you never love him?

Means when he comes infront of you do you ever feel wind is blowing

moon has increased its size

it also happens in real life

if you love with normal man than it will happen. Not with donkeys

ok I'm coming

you are medical student? I need your help

i called ambulance 2 hours before

our country is very strange, they give guarantee to reach in 30 minutes

you bring papa on scooter?

We have lots of exams but we have only one father

please forgive me I was scared

go and meet father and dont cry

scooter saved life today

how much it is?

Now you can wear your mother's watch anytime

your mother was very beautiful?

Yes how do you know?

Have you seen your father?

Its 8:30 AM. You have the exams at 9 AM

how you we leave you alone?

I'm here doctors are here

he saw us like we asked him to give his both kidneys

we kept writing and he was busy in arranging papers according to role numbers

do you know who are us?

Do you know our name or role numbers?

What's your role number?

Where is that paper?

Today results was about to announce

everybody was praying with god

and your?

Rancho is not here

heartbeat was stop

because of not we came last

its because our friend was failed

he came second

who came first?

Move

on that day we know about human behaviour

we friend fail we feel bad and when friend comes first we will feel more bad

but 2 persons were more upset than us

do you have any problem?

Do you have any other way?

Yes i have

result cant be announce on notice board

why we tell weakness of someone to all peoples?

I did not mean that

like i come first I'm sitting infront of you

my friends came last and they are sitting at back

may be any company will give job to peoples

they will get the job

he is responsible for global warming

you wait here i will buy a pant

where is this address?

If he is literate will he be selling peas?

Yes he lives there

I'm Ranchoredas

i dont know what is happenning?

Iook my secretary come here before

i checked telephone directory

how his face is changed? Is he do plastic surgery?

You kept saying that bring me to Haridwar

and i was waiting for highway tender to open

what are you saying?

Your degree is there

how dare you enter my properyt without my permission?

I checked everything

this degree belongs to our friend

from where you get this?

I will kill you, nobody will know this

I'm going to Haridwar with my father's ashes

if you say then i will also bring your bones

i will count till 3

dont try to scare us. Shoot us

raju flush it

we will go to hell but we will bring your father with us

we bring the empty bowl, its empty

we will empty it

I'm ranchoredas

he was my farmer's son

everybody called him Chote

he manages my house

he love to study

he wear my old uniform and comes in school

whichever class he likes, he sit in that class

i took benifits of him

he do my homework and exam papers

we got caught

papa was a rich man thats why Master Ji told this first to papa

everybody respects me

he needs study and i want only degree

let it happen as its going

make this boy engineer

i went to London for 4 years, and he was studying in ICA under my name

after getting degree he will never meet anyone from IC

i wont meet but one day 2 idiots will come to meet me

then what will you do?

He really miss you both

i give you address go and meet him

and dont tell my secret to anyone

which secret?

Where are we going?

To meet Rancho?

What we are doing?

We only go to college to get degree

but he only came for study in college

after 2 month 26 companies will come here to offer you jobs

it means you will have jobs before your final exams

suppose if a student gets a job

and if he fail in finance for 2 marks

then he will getjob?

Is there anybody else who is thinking the same question?

I will pray you whole life but just take virus from this world

fry him in hot oil

shut up

every year you take photo with virus

i think we will move outside from photo this year

do you know whats your passion?

What are you doing?

This is your passion

he write this letter 5 years before

but he never post that letter

leave engineering and become wild life photographer

only do that work in which you have talent

you love animals and going to marry with machines

my girlfriend and wife both are engineers

because you are coward

but you do both things

you scare and also die

he loves Piya but scare to tell her

if you have dare then tell her

where are you joining the connections?

What will he say?

I dont scare

you both go inside, if anybody comes then i will give you wireless aleart

dont make noise

listen to me for 2 minutes

you daily comes in my dreams wearing bride's dress

and comes near to me to kiss me

nose comes between us and then i wake up

nose never comes in between stupid

he took 4 years to say this

kiss him and tell him nose never comes in between us

who is he?

Who are you?

But you only become what your heart says

whole night studying thats why its looking like this

what you were studying?

Will you type a letter for me?

He is alive because he wanna see me engineer

you had to think this before

ok remove your name from the letter, and write Rancho's name

be my witness, i wont throw out you from college

please dont cry infront of him

talk to him

make him happy

there is a good news for you, your papa is fine now

new medicine worked

farhan wanna talk to you

maa has bought a new saree

tell me how I'm looking?

Her marriage is fixed

you know him very well

he loves animals alot

our farhan

farhan will marry your sister

so you are coming with me?

And i will go forjob interview

why i go to house?

You had promise for one thing

i dont think after reading it you will go for interview

what is this?

Its a letter

he wanna make you his assisstant

or after 50 years you will be in hospital

and you will think that i could try it

why you buy so much expensive?

I dont wanna be a engineer

i dropped from the 3rd floor of that building

i did pee on director's office door while i was drunk

Rancho is still playing with your brain

I dont understand engineering

i will learn alot

people will laugh on you

Kapoor was saying that you are lucky your son study in ICA

Kapoor never put AC in my room

it was you who did all this

it matters what you think?

I even dont know his first name

have you seen any film?

No i wont commit a suicide

he forced me to put your and mother photo

i will earn less money

i will have small house and car

i will do anything for you by true heart

i have always obeyed you

how much your professional camera costs?

Will it come by selling laptop?

If you want more money than ask from me

go enjoy your life

is there any special reason?

I was a bright student since birth

today i did not say god that give me this job, i just told thanks to him about this job

we need a diplomatic person to deal with clients

if you control your attitude than something will happen

i got this attitude after so much hard work

i cant

you keep yourjob i keep my attitude

from where you have come?

It seems like someone has removed my clothes

i wont say i lose

2 or 4?

For what? To steal this?

We cant get married

why?

You love someone else?

Then why dont you propose me?

Are you imputent?

Then prove it?

I have her house number

where we can find her?

In hospital?

If we drive car fast then we will be there on time

what do you say?

If we have think then do U turn

you take so much time

we have found Rancho

you still marry with this donkey?

You still love rancho

thats why you are eating it

now he dont talk about price

everyday this type of Sherwani comes in our laundry. I will clean it

Piya we are getting late

dont shout people will kill me

go inside and send Suhaas

everybody will laugh. Dont do suicide

people will do gossips for only 2 days

but because of people you marry with this donkey

is Rancho is married or not? I dont know

if he is married then? We will again drop you

since yesterday i was a simple citizen

he was scared if Raju fails then he will again go for high jump

we took swear that we will only steal paper for Raju

where he hide it? Until morning we wont find it

ask from piya

enjoy it. Virus set this to fail you

i will be pass by myself

or i will be fail

i thought i will marry his sister

then i control my emotion

i wish i could give this key to my brother, he would be alive

have you ever asked him what he wanted to be?

You always put pressure on him

he prefered to die

piya what are you doing?

Brother wanted to be writer

that was murder

whole city is full of water, we cant do anything

raju where is sister?

When there was no hospital on earth, babies also born that time

you do the delivery of sister

farhan you take towels and scissors

she is tired

what is vacuum cup? Why it is used?

How? With vaccum cleaner

but vaccum cleaner pressure is very strong

is there vaccum cleaner?

If my grand son will be engineer then i will rape him

you kick me. You will become football player

be whatever you want

on first day of college you asked a question from me

because pencil nip will be broken in space

i wanted to take that moments in my camera

everybody hug each other

promise that we will be in touch

we will meet once in a year

nobody know that we are watching Rancho for the last time

where is he?

Where we can find Ranchoredas?

Calm down and come with me

where is Rancho?

He has read all your books

look at this

raju he daily read your blogs

do you remeber your helmet?

That was stolen

who are you?

You remove your helmet

and come near to me to kiss me

why you did not inform me?

Did you marry?

No and you?

Listen to me

no you listen to me

you become teacher

we caught train together, but your train went in reverse

stop non sense

he did non sense

i told you one day you will cry and i will laugh

this is virus pen how its with you?

Did you steal it?

Good news is that your name is not Ranchoredas

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