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Are you out of your mind?

Come on, you're totally into Jasmin. Tell the truth! Tell her!

No! No! I'm not!

And I don't know what gave him that idea either

- I'd like to know that too - Because it's the truth!

You're such a jerk, unbelievable

- Oh, I'm a jerk - Yeah

I'm a jerk

Yes! You know, just because you have a fight with your wife, doesn't give you the right to talk fucking shit!

Oh, now I'm shit

Yes, shit!

Did you hear that?

Yes, shit! You're full of shit!

Yeah, bitch!

You know what? I don't have to take anymore of this crap

- Yeah, off you go. Bye - Yeah, fuck you! - Fuck you too!

What the hell?

Ask her!

I don't have to come to the studio just for that, do I?

Ok then, see you tomorrow. Yeah, bye

What was that all about, with you and Anni?

Just forget it, ok?

Fucking wallet

What makes you say she has a crush on me?

I was angry

What..because I slept in her room, or?

No, because we had a fight, ok?

Yeah well, that's your fault, not hers!

I mean, how can you just claim she has a crush on me and wants to get me into bed, when it's not true at all?

You share beds with a lesbian, and you're hot. What else can I think?

Perhaps you could just think with your head for once?

I have to get to the studio

You just cancelled on Greenberg

I changed my mind

Listen, I was talking shit, ok?

Don't get the wrong idea

Don't worry, I'm not into bimbos

Are you in love with me?

You are totally into Jasmin! Tell the truth!

No! No! I'm not!

Hello? No no no no, I'll be right there, ok? See you in a bit, bye

Shit

Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, ok?

Hey

I didn't forget, but Anni.. Hi, sorry. Now I'm here

Hey, did anything happen?

No no no no no

Finally you're here. Let's start

I'm all yours, ok? So, where do we start?

We best start with the photographer. What's the status there?

I haven't taken care of that yet

Ok

No big deal, we still have time. First of all the invitations have to be send out

Yes. Pia said you had some suggestions?

Yes, absolutely, but first I have to hear from you. How do you want the table decoration.

Flowers? Do you want bright colors, or rose, or white. So we can match everything a little

Did you bring any suggestions? Like a test print or something?

I thought we'd start by brainstorming

Have you done..anything yet?

No. We have six weeks time

Yeah, you're right. Six weeks..that's almost half a year..

Come on, Anni, tell me. Are you, or are you not?

No, I am not! And I have no idea what made that stupid jerk think that I was!

I mean, yeah, she slept over, so what? Nothing happened!

I didn't touch her. I didn't kiss her. Nothing.

But you wanted to

No!

Anni?

Yeah...so what? Man, fucking shit! What do I do now?

It's not the end of the world. It might actually be good. Tell her how you feel.

But I don't want these frigging pitying looks. It's enought to have you look at me like that!

Yes, but keeping up this denial? That can't be the answer either

Fuck. You know what? I should just emigrate!

But I won't let you

Well, or I'll just move out. Screw this hetero roommate thing.

Oh nooo

Oh yes!

No, you just have to imagine it in light green

I like these best, what do you think?

Dominik? Could I have the colored pencils again?

Of course. There you go, for our little guests

Great. Hey!

Hey

Are you two having problems?

No..so, I'll just take care of the photographer tomorrow, and I'll design the invitations myself

Uh-huh. Cool, that's great for the budget, too

About that, how much can you spend on it?

Well, I'm generous, I was thinking five or six thousand

Hey, come one, we can work with that, it's ok

Sure, and after all, the location is free

What, you have a location?

Yes. Good old Mauerwerk. I mean, why do I own the best club in the city, right?

Yeah

Oh no, at the Mauerwerk? You wanted a little farm, or a barn.

I know, but we called them all up, they are booked for the whole year

All of them, really?

Yes!

No, you can't do that. I mean, look at this! They're awesome!

This one here, for example

God, it's so beautiful! It's right at the lake!

Yes!

Look at this, honey, isn't it a dream?

And it's really close by

uh-huh

We could put torches around the entrance

It's booked out, so

Listen, I'm just gonna try my luck, ok?

Hey

Hey. Brace yourselves, I got you the barn!

I don't believe it, can you do magic or something?

Well, not quite. I was lucky, ok? The owner is a Darc Circle fan,

and if he can get his picture taken with Kurt, he'll even make you a special price

Hey, that's great!

So how much does he want?

4000�

Hey, that's awesome. Are you hungry, we were just about to..

Yeah, I'd love to

Um...baby, hold it. I don't want to be the party pooper, but 4000�? That's too much.

I mean, 60� per person for the catering, for 70 people that's 4200�,

and then there's the photographer, the staff, the DJ, your wedding dress

Yeah well, I don't think I can haggle the price down any further

It would have been nice...but hey, we can celebrate at the Mauerwerk too.

We could keep the party going for three days

("We have to talk. Anni")

Ok, so you want me to cancel on him.

Yes, if we have to?

Listen, I have to go. But why don't you just sleep on it, and make up your mind then, ok?

We'll do that

Uh-huh

but still, thank you so much for your effort, so sweet of you

Of course. Bye

Bye, sweetie

Bye bye

God, you scared me!

Hey. Is Anni home?

Um..

Hey

Hi

Okay. I'm off then

What do we need to talk about?

Well, I just wanted to tell you again that what Kurt said is complete bullshit.

I mean, I crush easily, but I'm certainly not so stupid to get a crush on my roommate, especially when's she's totally straight.

Does he do that a lot? Total impudence this fantasy of his!

Do you want something to eat?

Thanks

And the song?

Not again, I've explained this to you a thousand times

Yes, but I don't believe you, Anni.

This song, it was a love song, for a woman you love, but she doesn't see you

Yeah, but that could apply to any woman! That's just the way songs are! Ask your husband!

It has absolutely nothing to do with you!

Then why are you so upset?

Anni..do you have a crush on me?

Let's just forget it

Come on, Anni, be honest. I can see you're tense

Okay. I had a crush on you. At first. When I moved in here.

Wh.. no no no, you hated me back then

No! No. Man, you know how killer beautiful you are. Of course that gets your mental cinema started, ok?

But, you know, if she's not wired that way it stops just as quickly.

I'm not that masochistic!

Yes, but you can't control these things that easily, can you?

No. When you...no...when there's someone...when you think a guy's hot, ok?

And then it turns out he's gay. Would you crush on him then?

I...I guess not

Exactly

Ok, but what about the song?

I do that a lot. When I want to find closure on something I write a song about it.

I have a whole drawer full of songs for girls. It's really nothing special.

Thanks...

Not important at all

You silly cow

You know...I like you. But, as a friend. Ok?

Ok

Hey, baby! Come here

You reek of beer

Are you still mad?

Did you have fun at the recording studio? Did you bitch about me some more?

Listen, honey, I know that was mean. I'm sorry! Come here

You still reek of beer

Ok, you dress up nicely, because we're gonna go to a movie premiere tonight.

Greenberg put our names on the guest list. Come here

Why should I go?

You're an actress! Hello? There'll be very important producers at the premiere, honey.

Listen, look, you're a great actress, alright? But you need connections, connections, connections.

If you want to make it, you have to go to every party, honey. You know that!

Ok. Come on, go get a shower

Yes, ma'am, alright

Hey

Hey

I was gonna fix me something to eat. Would you like something too?

Thanks, I already ate.

No no, I'm good

Ok

Shit...