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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,254 - WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,381 - OPRAH! - GEORGE WASHINGTON. 3 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:07,466 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 4 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,384 - WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ALASKA? 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,887 - NEW YORK! - JUNEAU. 6 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,598 - HOW MANY SIDES ARE ON A TRIANGLE? 7 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,558 - 8! NO, 4! NO, 8! 8 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:17,977 - 3. [DINGS] 9 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,729 - NAME AN INGREDIENT IN SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS. 10 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,606 - ORANGES! - MEATBALLS. 11 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,609 - YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! 12 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,069 - YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH-- [CHEERING] 13 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,948 - HOW IS IT THAT THAT DUMMY WON A MILLION DOLLARS 14 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,533 AND I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING? 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,994 - OH, I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 16 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:37,245 - IT'D BETTER BE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO END UP 17 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,289 A BITTER, JEALOUS PERSON. 18 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,126 SAY, I SHOULD GO ON A GAME SHOW! 19 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,504 - WHAT GAME SHOW ARE YOU QUALIFIED FOR? 20 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,798 - UH, "WHEEL OF WORDS"? 21 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,383 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL. 22 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,010 - HOW ABOUT "PRICE IS CORRECT"? 23 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,929 - HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS PACK OF GUM SELLS FOR? 24 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,473 - $33,000? 25 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,225 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. [CLICKS] 26 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,395 - STAY TUNED FOR THE NEW GAME SHOW "BESTIES," 27 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:05,983 WHERE KNOWING ALL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND LEADS TO BIG PRIZES. 28 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,193 - [GASPS] WE SHOULD GO ON THAT. 29 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,778 WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. 30 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,031 WE KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER. 31 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,615 - I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, 32 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,410 BUT THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA, DAFFY DUCK. 33 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,453 - WHY, THANK YOU, BUGS... 34 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,039 UH... 35 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:23,250 I WANT TO SAY, UH, BADA-BLING? 36 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,485 [DISTANT DOG BARKING] 37 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:57,743 - I DID IT! I GOT US ON TOMORROW'S EPISODE OF "BESTIES!" 38 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,286 - HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT? 39 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,956 - THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME. 40 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,791 BUT YOU BETTER KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE! 41 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,460 - I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT ME. 42 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,420 - I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 43 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,672 HIT ME WITH SOME QUESTIONS. GO AHEAD. 44 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,883 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? 45 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,009 - PASS. 46 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,677 - WHAT TIME DO I GO TO BED AT NIGHT? 47 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,805 - PASS. GIVE ME SOMETHING EASY. 48 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,765 - FINE. WHEN'S MY BIRTHDAY? 49 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:23,060 - JANU... 50 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,770 FEBR... 51 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,064 SEPTEM... 52 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:30,442 DECEMBER... 53 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,027 JUL-- 54 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,654 JULY! JULY FIRST. 55 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,364 JULY SECOND. JULY THIRD. JULY FOURTH. 56 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,199 FIFTH! SIXTH! SEVENTH! EIGHTH! NINTH! TENTH! 57 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:40,911 - 27th. - JULY 27th! 58 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,834 WELL, HAPPY EXTREMELY BELATED BIRTHDAY, 59 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,543 OR... [WHIRRING] 60 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,546 - HAPPY EXTREMELY EARLY BIRTHDAY. 61 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,757 [SCREAMS] - HEY, SPEEDY. 62 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,050 - HOLA, BUGS. 63 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,594 - YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF THE RAT PROBLEM. 64 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,931 - I'M NOT A RAT. I'M A MOUSE. 65 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,182 [DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS] 66 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,352 - YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 67 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:09,106 I BET IF YOU LOOK "SELF-ABSORBED" UP IN THE DICTIONARY, 68 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,607 YOU'D FIND YOUR PICTURE. 69 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,442 - MY PICTURE'S IN THE DICTIONARY? 70 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,486 IS IT A GOOD ONE? WHAT AM I WEARING? 71 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,238 DOES MY BEAK LOOK BIG? 72 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,907 AHA. GOTCHA! 73 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,495 - THIS IS HOPELESS. 74 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,288 - DON'T GET MAD AT ME. 75 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,915 THOSE QUESTIONS WERE IMPOSSIBLE. 76 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,208 I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS. 77 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,170 - YOUR BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 17th. 78 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:33,172 YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS DUSTY ROSE, 79 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,174 AND YOU GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT AT 10:00 80 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,675 EXCEPT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, 81 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,219 WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT 8:30 BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, 82 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,514 "NEW YEAR'S IS A HOLIDAY INVENTED BY THE MEDIA." 83 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,432 - IT IS! - FORGET IT. 84 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:47,019 FIND A DIFFERENT BEST FRIEND TO GO ON THAT SHOW. 85 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,937 - BUT I NEED YOU! 86 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,606 I PRIZE PRIZES ABOVE ALL ELSE. 87 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,984 THIS IS MY SHOT AT FINALLY WINNING SOMETHING. 88 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,694 I'LL DO ANYTHING! 89 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,405 - EVEN IF IT MEANS FOCUSING ON SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF 90 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,948 FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES? 91 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,449 - THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. 92 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,827 BUT I'LL DO IT. 93 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,662 - [NEW ENGLAND ACCENT] WELL, DAFFY, 94 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,207 YOU KNOW HOW I HATE TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF, 95 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:11,126 BUT LEAVE US TURN BACK THE CLOCK. 96 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,420 IT WAS ON THE EAST SIDE OF NEW YORK 97 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:17,340 WHERE ME PARENTS RESIDED AMIDST HUMBLE SURROUNDINGS. 98 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,509 - [SNORING] 99 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,180 - [NORMAL VOICE] DID I SAY NEW YORK? 100 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,724 I MEANT THE PLANET KRYPTON. 101 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,434 - [GRUNTS] 102 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:31,312 - ANYWHO, MY PARENTS KNEW THAT OUR PLANET WAS DOOMED. 103 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:34,524 [ORCHESTRA PERFORMING "SUPERMAN THEME"] 104 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,824 - SO MY FATHER, JOR-EL... 105 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,785 BUILT THIS SPACESHIP. 106 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:49,998 - HIS DENSE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE WILL MAKE HIM STRONG. 107 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,042 HE'LL BE FAST-- 108 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,086 VIRTUALLY INVULNERABLE, 109 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:58,465 AND HE'LL SAY "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" INDISCRIMINATELY, 110 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,219 WHETHER HE'S SPEAKING TO A DOCTOR OR NOT. 111 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,180 YOU WILL TRAVEL FAR, MY LITTLE BUGS. 112 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,642 BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. 113 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,528 - YOU'RE FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON? 114 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,239 - NO, YOU MAROON! 115 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,365 THAT'S THE STORY OF SUPERMAN. 116 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:25,951 - WHO IS SUPERMAN? 117 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,703 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I HITCHED MY WAGON TO YOU. 118 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,371 - YOU HAVE A WAGON? 119 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,291 - DAFFY! CONCENTRATE! 120 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,796 ON ME! - OH! SORRY, SUPERMAN. 121 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:42,217 - [GROANS] THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT. 122 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,972 - AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST 123 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,850 WITH THE MOST, CHUCK BEROST! 124 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,059 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 125 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,477 - HEY, THANKS, EVERYBODY! 126 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,979 LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. 127 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:57,524 FIRST UP, BUGS BUNNY AND DAFFY DUCK. 128 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,775 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 129 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,359 - IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE, CHUCK. 130 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,820 I'M A BIG FAN. 131 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,156 - TELL ME, HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO KNOWN EACH OTHER? 132 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,616 - 17 YEARS. - 5 YEARS. 133 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,368 - LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO BETTER GET ON THE SAME PAGE. 134 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:12,497 [LAUGHTER] AND NOW, LET'S MEET YOUR CHALLENGERS. 135 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,748 - HELLO. - HELLO. 136 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,167 - OH, I'M SORRY. AFTER YOU. 137 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,002 - OH, NO, AFTER YOU. - NO, AFTER YOU. I INSIST. 138 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,171 - I INSIST MORE. - I HAVE AN IDEA. 139 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,006 - OH, YOU ALWAYS HAVE GOOD IDEAS. 140 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,590 I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HEAR. 141 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,759 - WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT. I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU. 142 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,594 - OH, GOODY. - MY IDEA IS THAT 143 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,471 WE BOTH SPEAK SIMULTANEOUSLY. 144 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,639 - WONDERFUL IDEA! 145 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,974 Both: HELLO. 146 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:36,313 - BUGS AND DAFFY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOME STIFF COMPETITION. 147 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,898 - OK. HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION. 148 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,526 WHAT IS YOUR ROOMMATE'S FAVORITE VEGETABLE? 149 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,611 - YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE. 150 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,949 HMM. I'M GOING TO GO WITH BEETS, CHUCK. 151 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,243 [BUZZER] - OHH! 152 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:52,371 - UH-OH. THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS CARROTS. 153 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:55,374 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 154 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,793 - [LAUGHTER] 155 00:06:58,793 --> 00:06:59,961 - CHALLENGERS? 156 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,504 - YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE? 157 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,506 WELL, I KNOW HE LOVES CAULIFLOWER. 158 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,508 - GUILTY! I DO LOVE CAULIFLOWER. 159 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,677 - BUT HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO ASK FOR SECONDS 160 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,971 WHEN I MAKE SWEET POTATOES. [INDISTINCT] 161 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,391 - YOU MUST TRY HIS SWEET POTATOES. THEY ARE DIVINE. 162 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,851 - BUT IF I HAD TO PICK HIS FAVORITE VEGETABLE, 163 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:18,313 I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PUREED BUTTERNUT SQUASH IN A BALSAMIC REDUCTION 164 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,857 WITH JUST A HINT OF CLOVER. 165 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,817 - THAT'S CORRECT! 166 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,527 [APPLAUSE] [DINGS] 167 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,405 - I KNEW YOU'D GET THAT RIGHT! 168 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,907 - WELL, I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW I'D GET THAT RIGHT! 169 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,868 [LAUGHTER] 170 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,245 - NEXT QUESTION. 171 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:36,123 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MIDDLE NAME? 172 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,418 - [GIGGLES] THAT'S AN EASY ONE. SHELDON. 173 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,835 [BUZZER] - AWW! 174 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,338 [LAUGHTER] 175 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:44,798 - ARMANDO? 176 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,717 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 177 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,261 - [LAUGHTER] 178 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:52,347 - BUGS AND DAFFY, YOU'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO. 179 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,891 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE AFTER THE BREAK. 180 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,103 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 181 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,814 - DAFFY, YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS SHELDON. 182 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:05,068 - THAT MAY BE TRUE, BUT ARMANDO SOUNDS COOLER. 183 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,611 - WELL, DO YOU WANT TO SOUND COOL, 184 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,071 OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN? 185 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,365 - I WANT TO WIN! [GULPS] 186 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,284 - WELL, THEN, WE NEED A NEW STRATEGY. 187 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:15,912 IN THE NEXT ROUND, WHATEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY, SAY THE OPPOSITE. 188 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,039 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 189 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:21,584 I MEAN, THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA. 190 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,710 [CLICKS] 191 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,879 - HELLO, COMPETITORS. - HELLO! 192 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,340 - WE WANTED TO WISH YOU LUCK. 193 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,466 - THANKS. 194 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:28,842 - DON'T YOU WANT TO WISH US LUCK? 195 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,135 - NOT PARTICULARLY. 196 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,720 - I'LL WISH YOU LUCK. - WHY, THANK YOU. 197 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,722 AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU AS WELL. 198 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,308 - [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] 199 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,892 [THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 200 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:40,395 - WELCOME BACK TO "BESTIES," 201 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:43,106 THE SHOW ABOUT BEST FRIENDS. 202 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:45,025 - REMEMBER, SAY THE OPPOSITE. 203 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,443 [CLICKS] 204 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,779 - TELL ME, WHO DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND MOST ADMIRE? 205 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:53,700 - I WANT TO SAY ME, BUT I GUESS I'LL GO WITH... 206 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,826 GROUCHO MARX? 207 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,203 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 208 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,955 - THAT'S CORRECT! 209 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,959 - I WAS GOING TO SAY "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY," 210 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,004 BUT INSTEAD, I'LL SAY "THANKSGIVING"? 211 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,547 [DINGS] - CORRECT! 212 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,257 [APPLAUSE] 213 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,551 - EVERYTHING IN ME IS SAYING ROCKABILLY, 214 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,220 BUT I'LL GO WITH SMOOTH JAZZ. 215 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,721 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 216 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,431 - CORRECT! 217 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,558 [CHEERS] 218 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,020 - MY GUT SAYS CHOCOLATE MILK, 219 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,855 BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH AUSTRALIA. 220 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,441 [DINGS] [APPLAUSE] 221 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,276 - CORRECT! 222 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,528 - [CHEERS] 223 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:33,532 - THIS FINAL QUESTION IS WORTH 300 POINTS. 224 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:37,952 WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S CATCH PHRASE? 225 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,080 - IF FRIENDS WERE FLOWERS, I'D PICK YOU? 226 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,664 [BUZZER] - OHH! 227 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,501 - NO, NO. IT'S "LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU." 228 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,793 - AWW. 229 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:50,048 - UH-OH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 230 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,675 [LAUGHTER] - OOH! FEATHERS! 231 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,053 - OH, WHAT FUN! IT'S LIKE A PILLOW FIGHT! 232 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,264 - [LAUGHING AND TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 233 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:02,269 - BUGS AND DAFFY, NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN. 234 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,397 DAFFY, WHAT IS BUGS BUNNY'S CATCHPHRASE? 235 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,774 - HMM. THINK. CATCHPHRASE. 236 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,610 - REALLY? I SAY IT ALL THE TIME. 237 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,446 - I KNOW THIS. I KNOW THIS. 238 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,864 - IT'S SORT OF MY GO-TO PHRASE. 239 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,450 - IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE. 240 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,952 - IT'S IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION. 241 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,829 I SAY IT WITH A LOT OF SARCASM. 242 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,664 EHH... 243 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,333 - I DON'T DO MONDAYS! 244 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,379 - AWW! - OOH, I'M SORRY! 245 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,258 WE WERE LOOKING FOR "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" 246 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,885 AND... SAY IT WITH ME. 247 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,513 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 248 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,308 - [SCATTERED MURMURING] 249 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,850 [CHEERING AND LAUGHTER] 250 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,770 - THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUR WINNERS! 251 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,273 GENE, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY WON! 252 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,692 - A FABULOUS CRUISE! 253 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,695 - A CRUISE? [LAUGHS] HOW EXCITING! 254 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,115 WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON A CRUISE! 255 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,617 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS] 256 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,994 - THAT'S YOUR CATCHPHRASE? "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" 257 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,580 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY DOCTORS. 258 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,290 [THUMPING] - OW! OOH! 259 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,625 WHO'S DOING THAT? 260 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,835 OW! OOF! OH! [GRUNTING] 261 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,513 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 262 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:27,854 - ♪♪ I WORK SO VERY HARD ALL DAY LONG ♪♪ 263 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:32,400 ♪♪ I START TO DREAM OF YOU BEFORE I GET HOME ♪♪ 264 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,487 ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪ 265 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,696 ♪♪ I HOPE YOU'RE READY ♪♪ 266 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,491 ♪♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A DATE ♪♪ 267 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,410 ♪♪ I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME ♪♪ 268 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,871 ♪♪ AND PUT YOU ON MY PLATE ♪♪ 269 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,541 ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪ 270 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,251 ♪♪ SANDWICH ♪♪ 271 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,087 ♪♪ THE BUTTER WILL START MELTING ♪♪ 272 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,507 ♪♪ WHEN I LIGHT THE FLAME ♪♪ 273 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,551 ♪♪ 'CAUSE THE BUTTER AND THE CHEESE ♪♪ 274 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,053 ♪♪ ARE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME ♪♪ 275 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,930 ♪♪ IT'S CALLED MELTING ♪♪ 276 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,099 ♪♪ ON THE BREAD ♪♪ 277 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,935 ♪♪ DON'T NEED A BURGER, DON'T NEED NO SHAKE ♪♪ 278 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,438 ♪♪ I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE IF YOU OFFER ME CAKE ♪♪ 279 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,024 ♪♪ DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS ♪♪ 280 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,193 ♪♪ IF YOU MAKE ME A STEAK, I'LL JUST THROW IT OUT ♪♪ 281 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,195 ♪♪ I WANT A GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪ - ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪ 282 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,239 - ♪♪ NOT A BLT ♪♪ - ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪ 283 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,157 - ♪♪ ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? ♪♪ 284 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,327 - ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE - ♪♪ I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER ♪♪ 285 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,120 ♪♪ I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ♪♪ 286 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,498 ♪♪ GRILLED, GRILLED, GRILLED ♪♪ 287 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,375 ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪ 288 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,835 ♪♪ IF YOU PLEASE ♪♪ 289 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096 - "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" TERRIBLE. 290 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,847 JUST THE WORLD'S WORST CATCHPHRASE. 291 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,267 AND I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER SAYING IT. SAY IT. 292 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,976 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 293 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,187 - NOPE. DOESN'T RING A BELL. 294 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,899 BUT IT SURE COST US THE GAME. 295 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,903 - WHAT COST US THE GAME WAS GOING ON A GAME SHOW ABOUT BEST FRIENDS 296 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,780 WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE'RE NOT. 297 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,991 - YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND? 298 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,327 WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU? 299 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,371 BECAUSE I NEVER ASK ANY QUESTIONS 300 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,997 OR SHOW ANY INTEREST IN YOU? 301 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,625 BECAUSE I TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED? 302 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,962 BECAUSE IF IT IS, THAT'S AWFULLY PETTY OF YOU. 303 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,674 - MY BEST FRIEND WOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT I LIKE CARROTS. 304 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,676 HE WOULD MOST LIKELY KNOW MY BIRTHDAY, 305 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,929 AND HE WOULD DEFINITELY KNOW MY LAST NAME. 306 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,473 AND FOR THE RECORD, 307 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,892 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE WON A CRUISE. 308 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,354 AND THAT IS WHAT'S UP, DOC. 309 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,192 - THAT STILL DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. 310 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,824 [BIRDS SINGING AND DISTANT DOG BARKING] 311 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,829 - WELL. IF HE'S NOT GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME, 312 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,832 I GUESS I'LL JUST LET MYSELF OUT. 313 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,512 OH. SO I GUESS I ALSO HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST? 314 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,726 I GUESS I HAVE TO PEEL MY OWN BANANA, TOO. 315 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,395 - HEY, THAT'S MY BANANA! - [GASPS] A RAT! 316 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,397 - FOR THE LAST TIME, MAN, I'M A MOUSE! 317 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,732 - BUGS, HELP! 318 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,400 - WHY SHOULD HE HELP YOU? 319 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,444 YOU DIDN'T HELP HIM ON THAT GAME SHOW LAST NIGHT. 320 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,738 YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK YOU'D SHOW SEÑOR BUNNY A LITTLE MORE RESPECT, 321 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,573 CONSIDERING HE LETS YOU LIVE HERE. 322 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,074 - I DON'T LIVE HERE. 323 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,327 I'M JUST CRASHING HERE UNTIL I GET BACK ON MY FEET. 324 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,330 - FYI, WHEN YOU CRASH SOMEWHERE FOR 5 YEARS, 325 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,914 YOU LIVE THERE. ALL RIGHT? 326 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,334 YOU'RE NOT A BEST FRIEND. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND. 327 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,127 - WHY AM I A TERRIBLE FRIEND? 328 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,213 - LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH A QUESTION. 329 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,215 [CHOMPS] 330 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,218 HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE BESIDES SEÑOR BUNNY? 331 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,428 - WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU? 332 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,305 - I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND. - OK, THEN. 333 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,140 THERE'S THAT GUY THAT COMES OVER ONCE A WEEK, 334 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,642 AND WE HANG OUT BY THE POOL. 335 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,603 I THINK HIS NAME IS FONG OR TRANG. 336 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,190 - ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GUY WHO COMES TO CLEAN THE POOL? DANIEL? 337 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,525 YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF, MAN. 338 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,193 SEÑOR BUNNY IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND. 339 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,445 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, SOON, YOU'LL HAVE NO FRIENDS. 340 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,031 - WHO NEEDS FRIENDS? - I'LL TELL YOU WHO-- 341 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,201 SOMEONE WITH NO GIRLFRIEND, NO JOB, NO CREDIT, 342 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,286 NO HOBBIES, NO SOCIAL SKILLS... 343 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,248 - WAIT. I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THAT. DANIEL? 344 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,417 - NO, IDIOT. YOU. 345 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,628 YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT SEÑOR BUNNY. 346 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,046 - THEN WHAT DO I DO? 347 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,882 - YOU GOT TO TRY HARDER TO BE HIS FRIEND. 348 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,384 - LIKE, HOW MUCH HARDER? TWO PERCENT? 349 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,302 - MORE. - FIVE PERCENT? 350 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,304 - MORE. - SEVEN PERCENT? 351 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,181 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 352 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,767 - 100%. 353 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,811 - WHAT? NO ONE CAN GIVE 100%! 354 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,855 IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! 355 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,690 - YOU GOT TO DIG DEEP. 356 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,735 YOU GOT TO GO TO THE PLACE INSIDE YOU WHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN. 357 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,236 - MY SOUL? 358 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,988 - YOU NEED TO HAVE A SOUL IN ORDER TO GO THERE. 359 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,824 NO, NO, NO. I'M TALKING ABOUT IN HERE. 360 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,826 NOW, TRY. 361 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,035 - [GASPS] 362 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,704 [GRUNTS] 363 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,372 UGH. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT? 364 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,082 - NO. LOOK AT ME. 365 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,669 YOU CAN DO THIS. NOW, TRY. 366 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,880 - [GASPS AND GRUNTS] - HARDER! 367 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,006 - [GRUNTING CONTINUES] 368 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,927 IT HURTS! - HARDER! 369 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,679 - I'M DYING! 370 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,599 - NO! YOU'RE TRYING! 371 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,644 - [GRUNTING] 372 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,818 I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST BEST FRIEND 373 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,029 THAT ANY BEST FRIEND HAS EVER HAD! 374 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,450 [LAUGHING] 375 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,993 - UH-OH. 376 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,371 - YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW, BEST FRIEND. 377 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,748 - HUH? [FOGHORN] 378 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,417 - GUESS WHAT? I GOT YOU THE CRUISE YOU WANTED! 379 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,210 - THE ONE FROM THE GAME SHOW? 380 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,171 - SURPRISED? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. 381 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,882 IT'S JUST WHAT ONE BEST FRIEND WOULD DO FOR ANOTHER BEST FRIEND. 382 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,469 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] [SEA GULLS CRYING] 383 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,854 - WHO KNEW CRUISING COULD BE SO MUCH FUN? 384 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,857 - I CANNOT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD THIS MUCH FUN. 385 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,484 - HEY, DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN? 386 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,444 - HMM! INTERESTING QUESTION. 387 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,363 I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT. 388 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,782 - OH? AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? - KEEP HAVING FUN! 389 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,659 - [BOTH LAUGH] - GAME'S OVER. 390 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,577 YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING THE COURT LONG ENOUGH. 391 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,372 - OH, HELLO! - FANCY MEETING YOU HERE! 392 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,375 - MOVE IT ALONG, GOPHERS. IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S TURN. 393 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,546 HEY, BUGSY, OLD PAL. A SHUFFLE BOARD COURT OPENED UP! 394 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,422 - DAFFY, I'M READING. 395 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,842 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD. 396 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,093 - YEAH, ME NEITHER. 397 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,554 [SPLASHES] 398 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,264 - HMMPH! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO ABOUT THAT. 399 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,975 - LIMBO CONTEST ON THE LEADER DECK? 400 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,309 - [BOTH LAUGH] 401 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,478 [METAL SCRAPING] 402 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,735 [DISTANT SEA GULLS CRY] 403 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,904 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 404 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,114 OH, IS THAT JUST YOUR THING? 405 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,243 I DON'T WANT TO STEP ON ANY TOES. 406 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,666 [SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 407 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,379 - SMOOTH JAZZ. I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE. 408 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,381 - DO YOU MIND? 409 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,342 - YOU DONE WITH THAT PAGE? 410 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,344 JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 411 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,597 I'LL FLIP IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 412 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,516 DONE YET? DONE YET? 413 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,517 DONE YET? 414 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,310 AAH! [MUSIC STOPS] 415 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,189 - I'LL SAVE YOUR PLACE! 416 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,402 - WHOO-HOO! 417 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,823 - CARROT? 418 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,910 I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE! [GRUNTS] 419 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,163 [TOOTS] - AAH! 420 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,375 - HAPPY 189 DAYS UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY! 421 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,377 [TOOTS] 422 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,714 - I JUST SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES. 423 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,507 - OOH! TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 424 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,384 THIS TIME, I PROMISE I'LL LISTEN. 425 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,386 - DAFFY, YOU GOT TO BACK OFF. 426 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,555 - SURE THING. THIS GOOD? 427 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,015 - MORE. - THIS GOOD? 428 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,308 - MORE. - THIS GOOD? 429 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,936 WHOA! [BANGING] 430 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,688 [CRASHES] - YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. 431 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,321 - IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE CRUISE? 432 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,490 - OH, INDEED! IT'S OUR FIRST ONE. 433 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,200 - AND I MUST SAY, I'M A FAN OF CRUISING. 434 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,453 - OH, YES. WE'RE CRUISERS NOW. 435 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,998 [METAL GROANS] 436 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,250 - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. 437 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,544 [METAL GROANING AND DISHES CLANKING] 438 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,673 - I WASN'T SURE WHAT YOU WANTED, SO I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING. 439 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,549 - [GIGGLES] 440 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,470 - GET YOUR OWN BUFFET. THIS ONE'S FOR MY BEST FRIEND. 441 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,222 - [CRYING] 442 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,851 - DAFFY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 443 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,393 [CLINKS] 444 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,604 - I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST 445 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,524 TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THIS SHIP. 446 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,443 SIT DOWN, YOU GLORIFIED BUS DRIVER. 447 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,112 AHEM. AHEM. 448 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,072 A RAT ONCE TOLD ME 449 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,574 THAT FRIENDSHIP TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT, 450 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,369 BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FRIENDSHIP. 451 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,081 I'M INTERESTED IN BEST FRIENDSHIP. 452 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:12,170 AND BEST FRIENDSHIP TAKES A WHOLE LOT MORE. 453 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,965 IT MEANS WAITING ON YOUR BEST FRIEND HAND AND FOOT, 454 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,051 BUYING THEIR AFFECTION. 455 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,180 ROBOTICALLY MEMORIZING EVERY TRIVIAL LITTLE FACT ABOUT THEM. 456 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,390 - IT MEANS SUPPORT THEM ABOVE ALL OTHERS. 457 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,266 - POSSIBLY TO THE DETRIMENT OF THOSE OTHERS. 458 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,978 - ESPECIALLY TO THE DETRIMENT OF THOSE OTHERS. 459 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,480 - BEST FRIENDS HAVE ALL OF THE SAME INTERESTS... 460 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,524 - WHETHER THOSE INTERESTS ARE INTERESTING OR NOT. 461 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,777 - A BEST FRIEND IS SOMEONE YOU'D HAPPILY COMMIT A CRIME FOR. 462 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,530 - ANY CRIME! - NO MATTER HOW HEINOUS! 463 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,991 - THE HEINOUSER, THE BETTERER. 464 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:46,704 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. THAT'S NOT A BEST FRIEND. THAT'S A STALKER. 465 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,957 DAFFY, I KNOW I SAID YOU WEREN'T MY BEST FRIEND, 466 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,918 BUT AFTER THESE PAST FEW DAYS, 467 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,212 SEEING ALL THE EFFORT YOU'VE PUT IN, 468 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,048 SEEING HOW HARD YOU'VE TRIED, I HAVE TO SAY... 469 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,675 YOU GOT TO STOP TRYING. - WHAT? 470 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,343 - IT'S NOT YOUR THING. 471 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,680 WOULD IT BE NICE IF YOU REMEMBERED THE OCCASIONAL BIRTHDAY 472 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,641 OR FOOD I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO? SURE. 473 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,310 BUT NOT IF IT MEANS WE TURN INTO THOSE GUYS. 474 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,897 - NO OFFENSE. Both: NONE TAKEN. 475 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,442 - DAFFY, YOU'RE A MEAN SPIRITED, SELF-ABSORBED, 476 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,069 DISTURBED LITTLE WEIRDO. 477 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,905 BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 478 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,949 - OOH! [APPLAUSE] 479 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,491 [MURMURING] 480 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:28,955 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO, BUGS BADA-BLINGYA. 481 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,249 - EHH. GOOD ENOUGH. 482 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,506 [FOGHORN] [SEA GULLS CRYING] 483 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,260 - SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS? 484 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:46,222 - I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD. I MEMORIZED THE NUMBER. 485 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,558 HEY! I DO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU! 486 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,394 THEY COULD HAVE ASKED ME THAT ON THE GAME SHOW! 487 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,231 IT'S 9481, 6400, 488 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,358 28-- [GRUNTING] 489 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,527 [MUFFLED TALKING] 490 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,474 [STAMMERS] THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! 33217

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