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- WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES?
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- OPRAH!
- GEORGE WASHINGTON.
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[DINGS]
[APPLAUSE]
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- WHAT IS THE CAPITAL
OF ALASKA?
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- NEW YORK!
- JUNEAU.
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- HOW MANY SIDES
ARE ON A TRIANGLE?
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- 8! NO, 4! NO, 8!
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- 3.
[DINGS]
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- NAME AN INGREDIENT IN
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.
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- ORANGES!
- MEATBALLS.
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- YOU'VE JUST WON
A MILLION DOLLARS!
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- YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH--
[CHEERING]
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- HOW IS IT THAT THAT DUMMY
WON A MILLION DOLLARS
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AND I'VE NEVER
WON ANYTHING?
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- OH, I'M SURE
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
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- IT'D BETTER BE,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO END UP
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A BITTER, JEALOUS PERSON.
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SAY, I SHOULD GO
ON A GAME SHOW!
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- WHAT GAME SHOW
ARE YOU QUALIFIED FOR?
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- UH, "WHEEL OF WORDS"?
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- YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SPELL.
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- HOW ABOUT
"PRICE IS CORRECT"?
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- HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
THIS PACK OF GUM SELLS FOR?
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- $33,000?
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- GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
[CLICKS]
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- STAY TUNED FOR
THE NEW GAME SHOW "BESTIES,"
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WHERE KNOWING ALL ABOUT
YOUR BEST FRIEND LEADS
TO BIG PRIZES.
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- [GASPS]
WE SHOULD GO ON THAT.
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WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
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WE KNOW EVERYTHING
THERE IS TO KNOW
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
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- I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD SAY THIS,
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BUT THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA,
DAFFY DUCK.
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- WHY, THANK YOU, BUGS...
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UH...
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I WANT TO SAY, UH,
BADA-BLING?
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[DISTANT DOG BARKING]
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- I DID IT! I GOT US
ON TOMORROW'S EPISODE
OF "BESTIES!"
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- HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT?
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- THERE ARE SOME THINGS
YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.
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BUT YOU BETTER KNOW
EVERYTHING ELSE!
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- I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH
HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT ME.
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- I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
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HIT ME WITH SOME QUESTIONS.
GO AHEAD.
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- ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
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- PASS.
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- WHAT TIME DO I GO
TO BED AT NIGHT?
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- PASS.
GIVE ME SOMETHING EASY.
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- FINE.
WHEN'S MY BIRTHDAY?
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- JANU...
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FEBR...
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SEPTEM...
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DECEMBER...
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JUL--
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JULY!
JULY FIRST.
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JULY SECOND.
JULY THIRD.
JULY FOURTH.
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FIFTH! SIXTH! SEVENTH!
EIGHTH! NINTH! TENTH!
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- 27th.
- JULY 27th!
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WELL, HAPPY
EXTREMELY BELATED BIRTHDAY,
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OR...
[WHIRRING]
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- HAPPY
EXTREMELY EARLY BIRTHDAY.
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[SCREAMS]
- HEY, SPEEDY.
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- HOLA, BUGS.
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- YOU SAID YOU TOOK CARE OF
THE RAT PROBLEM.
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- I'M NOT A RAT.
I'M A MOUSE.
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[DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]
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- YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
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I BET IF YOU LOOK
"SELF-ABSORBED" UP
IN THE DICTIONARY,
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YOU'D FIND YOUR PICTURE.
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- MY PICTURE'S
IN THE DICTIONARY?
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IS IT A GOOD ONE?
WHAT AM I WEARING?
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DOES MY BEAK LOOK BIG?
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AHA. GOTCHA!
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- THIS IS HOPELESS.
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- DON'T GET MAD AT ME.
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THOSE QUESTIONS WERE IMPOSSIBLE.
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I BET YOU DON'T KNOW
WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS.
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- YOUR BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 17th.
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YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
IS DUSTY ROSE,
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AND YOU GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT
AT 10:00
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EXCEPT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE,
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WHEN YOU GO TO BED
AT 8:30 BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE,
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"NEW YEAR'S IS A HOLIDAY
INVENTED BY THE MEDIA."
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- IT IS!
- FORGET IT.
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FIND A DIFFERENT BEST FRIEND
TO GO ON THAT SHOW.
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- BUT I NEED YOU!
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I PRIZE PRIZES
ABOVE ALL ELSE.
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THIS IS MY SHOT
AT FINALLY WINNING SOMETHING.
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I'LL DO ANYTHING!
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- EVEN IF IT MEANS FOCUSING
ON SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF
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FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES?
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- THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
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BUT I'LL DO IT.
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- [NEW ENGLAND ACCENT]
WELL, DAFFY,
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YOU KNOW HOW I HATE
TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF,
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BUT LEAVE US
TURN BACK THE CLOCK.
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IT WAS ON THE EAST SIDE
OF NEW YORK
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WHERE ME PARENTS RESIDED
AMIDST HUMBLE SURROUNDINGS.
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- [SNORING]
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- [NORMAL VOICE]
DID I SAY NEW YORK?
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I MEANT THE PLANET KRYPTON.
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- [GRUNTS]
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- ANYWHO, MY PARENTS KNEW
THAT OUR PLANET WAS DOOMED.
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[ORCHESTRA PERFORMING
"SUPERMAN THEME"]
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- SO MY FATHER, JOR-EL...
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BUILT THIS SPACESHIP.
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- HIS DENSE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE
WILL MAKE HIM STRONG.
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HE'LL BE FAST--
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VIRTUALLY INVULNERABLE,
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AND HE'LL SAY
"WHAT'S UP, DOC?"
INDISCRIMINATELY,
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WHETHER HE'S SPEAKING
TO A DOCTOR OR NOT.
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YOU WILL TRAVEL FAR,
MY LITTLE BUGS.
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BUT WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.
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- YOU'RE FROM
THE PLANET KRYPTON?
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- NO, YOU MAROON!
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THAT'S THE STORY
OF SUPERMAN.
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- WHO IS SUPERMAN?
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HITCHED MY WAGON TO YOU.
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- YOU HAVE A WAGON?
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- DAFFY! CONCENTRATE!
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ON ME!
- OH! SORRY, SUPERMAN.
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- [GROANS]
THIS IS GOING TO
BE A LONG NIGHT.
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- AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST
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WITH THE MOST,
CHUCK BEROST!
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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- HEY, THANKS, EVERYBODY!
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LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
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FIRST UP, BUGS BUNNY
AND DAFFY DUCK.
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- WHAT'S UP, DOC?
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- IT'S A PLEASURE
TO BE HERE, CHUCK.
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I'M A BIG FAN.
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- TELL ME, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU TWO KNOWN EACH OTHER?
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- 17 YEARS.
- 5 YEARS.
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- LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO BETTER GET
ON THE SAME PAGE.
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[LAUGHTER] AND NOW,
LET'S MEET YOUR CHALLENGERS.
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- HELLO.
- HELLO.
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- OH, I'M SORRY.
AFTER YOU.
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- OH, NO, AFTER YOU.
- NO, AFTER YOU. I INSIST.
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- I INSIST MORE.
- I HAVE AN IDEA.
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- OH, YOU ALWAYS HAVE
GOOD IDEAS.
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I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HEAR.
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- WELL, YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT.
I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.
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- OH, GOODY.
- MY IDEA IS THAT
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WE BOTH SPEAK
SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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- WONDERFUL IDEA!
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Both: HELLO.
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- BUGS AND DAFFY,
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT
SOME STIFF COMPETITION.
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- OK. HERE'S THE FIRST QUESTION.
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WHAT IS YOUR ROOMMATE'S
FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
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- YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE.
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HMM. I'M GOING TO GO
WITH BEETS, CHUCK.
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[BUZZER]
- OHH!
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- UH-OH.
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS CARROTS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
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- [LAUGHTER]
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- CHALLENGERS?
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- YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
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WELL, I KNOW
HE LOVES CAULIFLOWER.
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- GUILTY!
I DO LOVE CAULIFLOWER.
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- BUT HE HAS BEEN KNOWN
TO ASK FOR SECONDS
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WHEN I MAKE SWEET POTATOES.
[INDISTINCT]
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- YOU MUST TRY
HIS SWEET POTATOES.
THEY ARE DIVINE.
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- BUT IF I HAD TO PICK
HIS FAVORITE VEGETABLE,
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I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
PUREED BUTTERNUT SQUASH
IN A BALSAMIC REDUCTION
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WITH JUST A HINT
OF CLOVER.
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- THAT'S CORRECT!
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[APPLAUSE]
[DINGS]
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- I KNEW YOU'D GET THAT RIGHT!
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- WELL, I KNEW THAT YOU KNEW
I'D GET THAT RIGHT!
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[LAUGHTER]
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- NEXT QUESTION.
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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
MIDDLE NAME?
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- [GIGGLES]
THAT'S AN EASY ONE.
SHELDON.
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[BUZZER]
- AWW!
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[LAUGHTER]
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- ARMANDO?
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- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
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- [LAUGHTER]
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- BUGS AND DAFFY, YOU'VE GOT
SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
A CHANCE AFTER THE BREAK.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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- DAFFY, YOUR MIDDLE NAME
IS SHELDON.
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- THAT MAY BE TRUE,
BUT ARMANDO SOUNDS COOLER.
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- WELL, DO YOU WANT
TO SOUND COOL,
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OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN?
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- I WANT TO WIN!
[GULPS]
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- WELL, THEN,
WE NEED A NEW STRATEGY.
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IN THE NEXT ROUND,
WHATEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO
SAY, SAY THE OPPOSITE.
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- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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I MEAN,
THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA.
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[CLICKS]
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- HELLO, COMPETITORS.
- HELLO!
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- WE WANTED
TO WISH YOU LUCK.
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- THANKS.
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- DON'T YOU WANT
TO WISH US LUCK?
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- NOT PARTICULARLY.
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- I'LL WISH YOU LUCK.
- WHY, THANK YOU.
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AND GOOD LUCK
TO YOU AS WELL.
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- [LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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- WELCOME BACK TO
"BESTIES,"
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THE SHOW ABOUT
BEST FRIENDS.
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- REMEMBER,
SAY THE OPPOSITE.
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[CLICKS]
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- TELL ME, WHO DOES
YOUR BEST FRIEND MOST ADMIRE?
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- I WANT TO SAY ME,
BUT I GUESS I'LL GO WITH...
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GROUCHO MARX?
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[DINGS]
[APPLAUSE]
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- THAT'S CORRECT!
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- I WAS GOING TO SAY
"TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER
TO WORK DAY,"
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BUT INSTEAD, I'LL SAY
"THANKSGIVING"?
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[DINGS]
- CORRECT!
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[APPLAUSE]
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- EVERYTHING IN ME IS SAYING
ROCKABILLY,
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BUT I'LL GO WITH SMOOTH JAZZ.
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[DINGS]
[APPLAUSE]
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- CORRECT!
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[CHEERS]
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- MY GUT SAYS CHOCOLATE MILK,
219
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BUT I'M GOING TO GO
WITH AUSTRALIA.
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[DINGS]
[APPLAUSE]
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- CORRECT!
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- [CHEERS]
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- THIS FINAL QUESTION IS WORTH
300 POINTS.
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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
CATCH PHRASE?
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- IF FRIENDS WERE FLOWERS,
I'D PICK YOU?
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[BUZZER]
- OHH!
227
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,501
- NO, NO. IT'S "LAUGH,
AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU."
228
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,793
- AWW.
229
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:50,048
- UH-OH!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
230
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,675
[LAUGHTER]
- OOH! FEATHERS!
231
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,053
- OH, WHAT FUN!
IT'S LIKE A PILLOW FIGHT!
232
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,264
- [LAUGHING
AND TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
233
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:02,269
- BUGS AND DAFFY,
NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN.
234
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,397
DAFFY, WHAT IS BUGS BUNNY'S
CATCHPHRASE?
235
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,774
- HMM. THINK.
CATCHPHRASE.
236
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,610
- REALLY?
I SAY IT ALL THE TIME.
237
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,446
- I KNOW THIS.
I KNOW THIS.
238
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,864
- IT'S SORT OF
MY GO-TO PHRASE.
239
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,450
- IT'S RIGHT ON
THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
240
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,952
- IT'S IN THE FORM
OF A QUESTION.
241
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,829
I SAY IT
WITH A LOT OF SARCASM.
242
00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,664
EHH...
243
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,333
- I DON'T DO MONDAYS!
244
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,379
- AWW!
- OOH, I'M SORRY!
245
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,258
WE WERE LOOKING FOR
"WHAT'S UP, DOC?"
246
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,885
AND...
SAY IT WITH ME.
247
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,513
- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
248
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,308
- [SCATTERED MURMURING]
249
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,850
[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]
250
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,770
- THAT MEANS
YOU'RE OUR WINNERS!
251
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,273
GENE, TELL 'EM
WHAT THEY WON!
252
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,692
- A FABULOUS CRUISE!
253
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,695
- A CRUISE? [LAUGHS]
HOW EXCITING!
254
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,115
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO ON A CRUISE!
255
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,617
[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS]
256
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,994
- THAT'S YOUR CATCHPHRASE?
"WHAT'S UP, DOC?"
257
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,580
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY DOCTORS.
258
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,290
[THUMPING]
- OW! OOH!
259
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,625
WHO'S DOING THAT?
260
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,835
OW! OOF! OH!
[GRUNTING]
261
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,513
[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
262
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:27,854
- ♪♪ I WORK SO VERY HARD
ALL DAY LONG ♪♪
263
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:32,400
♪♪ I START TO DREAM OF YOU
BEFORE I GET HOME ♪♪
264
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,487
♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪
265
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,696
♪♪ I HOPE YOU'RE READY ♪♪
266
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,491
♪♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A DATE ♪♪
267
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,410
♪♪ I JUST CAN'T WAIT
TO GET HOME ♪♪
268
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,871
♪♪ AND PUT YOU
ON MY PLATE ♪♪
269
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,541
♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪
270
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,251
♪♪ SANDWICH ♪♪
271
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,087
♪♪ THE BUTTER
WILL START MELTING ♪♪
272
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,507
♪♪ WHEN I LIGHT THE FLAME ♪♪
273
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,551
♪♪ 'CAUSE THE BUTTER
AND THE CHEESE ♪♪
274
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,053
♪♪ ARE GONNA PLAY
A LITTLE GAME ♪♪
275
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,930
♪♪ IT'S CALLED MELTING ♪♪
276
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,099
♪♪ ON THE BREAD ♪♪
277
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,935
♪♪ DON'T NEED A BURGER,
DON'T NEED NO SHAKE ♪♪
278
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,438
♪♪ I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR FACE
IF YOU OFFER ME CAKE ♪♪
279
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,024
♪♪ DON'T WASTE MY TIME
WITH YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS ♪♪
280
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,193
♪♪ IF YOU MAKE ME A STEAK,
I'LL JUST THROW IT OUT ♪♪
281
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,195
♪♪ I WANT A GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪
- ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪
282
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,239
- ♪♪ NOT A BLT ♪♪
- ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪
283
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,157
- ♪♪ ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? ♪♪
284
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,327
- ♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE
- ♪♪ I LOVE YOU MORE
THAN ANY OTHER ♪♪
285
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,120
♪♪ I THINK
I'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER ♪♪
286
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,498
♪♪ GRILLED,
GRILLED, GRILLED ♪♪
287
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,375
♪♪ GRILLED CHEESE ♪♪
288
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,835
♪♪ IF YOU PLEASE ♪♪
289
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096
- "WHAT'S UP, DOC?"
TERRIBLE.
290
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,847
JUST THE WORLD'S WORST
CATCHPHRASE.
291
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,267
AND I DON'T REMEMBER
YOU EVER SAYING IT. SAY IT.
292
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,976
- WHAT'S UP, DOC?
293
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,187
- NOPE.
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
294
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,899
BUT IT SURE COST US
THE GAME.
295
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,903
- WHAT COST US THE GAME
WAS GOING ON A GAME SHOW
ABOUT BEST FRIENDS
296
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,780
WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS
THAT WE'RE NOT.
297
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,991
- YOU'RE SAYING
I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
298
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,327
WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT YOU?
299
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,371
BECAUSE I NEVER ASK
ANY QUESTIONS
300
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,997
OR SHOW ANY INTEREST IN YOU?
301
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,625
BECAUSE I TAKE YOU
FOR GRANTED?
302
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,962
BECAUSE IF IT IS,
THAT'S AWFULLY PETTY OF YOU.
303
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,674
- MY BEST FRIEND
WOULD PROBABLY KNOW
THAT I LIKE CARROTS.
304
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,676
HE WOULD MOST LIKELY KNOW
MY BIRTHDAY,
305
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,929
AND HE WOULD DEFINITELY KNOW
MY LAST NAME.
306
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,473
AND FOR THE RECORD,
307
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,892
I WOULD HAVE LOVED
TO HAVE WON A CRUISE.
308
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,354
AND THAT IS
WHAT'S UP, DOC.
309
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,192
- THAT STILL
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
310
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,824
[BIRDS SINGING
AND DISTANT DOG BARKING]
311
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,829
- WELL. IF HE'S NOT GOING
TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME,
312
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,832
I GUESS
I'LL JUST LET MYSELF OUT.
313
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,512
OH. SO I GUESS I ALSO HAVE
TO MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST?
314
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,726
I GUESS I HAVE TO PEEL
MY OWN BANANA, TOO.
315
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,395
- HEY, THAT'S MY BANANA!
- [GASPS] A RAT!
316
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,397
- FOR THE LAST TIME,
MAN, I'M A MOUSE!
317
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,732
- BUGS, HELP!
318
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,400
- WHY SHOULD HE HELP YOU?
319
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,444
YOU DIDN'T HELP HIM
ON THAT GAME SHOW LAST NIGHT.
320
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,738
YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK
YOU'D SHOW SEÑOR BUNNY
A LITTLE MORE RESPECT,
321
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,573
CONSIDERING HE LETS YOU
LIVE HERE.
322
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,074
- I DON'T LIVE HERE.
323
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,327
I'M JUST CRASHING HERE
UNTIL I GET BACK
ON MY FEET.
324
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,330
- FYI, WHEN YOU CRASH SOMEWHERE
FOR 5 YEARS,
325
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,914
YOU LIVE THERE.
ALL RIGHT?
326
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,334
YOU'RE NOT A BEST FRIEND.
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND.
327
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,127
- WHY AM I
A TERRIBLE FRIEND?
328
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,213
- LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION
WITH A QUESTION.
329
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,215
[CHOMPS]
330
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,218
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE
BESIDES SEÑOR BUNNY?
331
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,428
- WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU?
332
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,305
- I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND.
- OK, THEN.
333
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,140
THERE'S THAT GUY
THAT COMES OVER ONCE A WEEK,
334
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,642
AND WE HANG OUT
BY THE POOL.
335
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,603
I THINK HIS NAME IS
FONG OR TRANG.
336
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,190
- ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE GUY WHO COMES
TO CLEAN THE POOL? DANIEL?
337
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,525
YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF, MAN.
338
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,193
SEÑOR BUNNY IS
YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
339
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,445
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL,
SOON, YOU'LL HAVE NO FRIENDS.
340
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,031
- WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHO--
341
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,201
SOMEONE WITH NO GIRLFRIEND,
NO JOB, NO CREDIT,
342
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,286
NO HOBBIES,
NO SOCIAL SKILLS...
343
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,248
- WAIT. I THINK I KNOW
SOMEONE LIKE THAT. DANIEL?
344
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,417
- NO, IDIOT. YOU.
345
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,628
YOU'RE NOTHING
WITHOUT SEÑOR BUNNY.
346
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,046
- THEN WHAT DO I DO?
347
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,882
- YOU GOT TO TRY HARDER
TO BE HIS FRIEND.
348
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,384
- LIKE, HOW MUCH HARDER?
TWO PERCENT?
349
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,302
- MORE.
- FIVE PERCENT?
350
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,304
- MORE.
- SEVEN PERCENT?
351
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,181
ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
352
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,767
- 100%.
353
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,811
- WHAT?
NO ONE CAN GIVE 100%!
354
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,855
IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
355
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,690
- YOU GOT TO DIG DEEP.
356
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,735
YOU GOT TO GO TO
THE PLACE INSIDE YOU
WHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN.
357
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,236
- MY SOUL?
358
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,988
- YOU NEED TO HAVE A SOUL
IN ORDER TO GO THERE.
359
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,824
NO, NO, NO.
I'M TALKING ABOUT IN HERE.
360
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,826
NOW, TRY.
361
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,035
- [GASPS]
362
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,704
[GRUNTS]
363
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,372
UGH. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT?
364
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,082
- NO. LOOK AT ME.
365
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,669
YOU CAN DO THIS.
NOW, TRY.
366
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,880
- [GASPS AND GRUNTS]
- HARDER!
367
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,006
- [GRUNTING CONTINUES]
368
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,927
IT HURTS!
- HARDER!
369
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,679
- I'M DYING!
370
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,599
- NO! YOU'RE TRYING!
371
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,644
- [GRUNTING]
372
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,818
I'M GOING TO BE
THE BEST BEST FRIEND
373
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,029
THAT ANY BEST FRIEND
HAS EVER HAD!
374
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,450
[LAUGHING]
375
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,993
- UH-OH.
376
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,371
- YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW,
BEST FRIEND.
377
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,748
- HUH?
[FOGHORN]
378
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,417
- GUESS WHAT? I GOT YOU
THE CRUISE YOU WANTED!
379
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,210
- THE ONE
FROM THE GAME SHOW?
380
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,171
- SURPRISED?
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
381
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,882
IT'S JUST WHAT
ONE BEST FRIEND WOULD DO
FOR ANOTHER BEST FRIEND.
382
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,469
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
[SEA GULLS CRYING]
383
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,854
- WHO KNEW CRUISING COULD BE
SO MUCH FUN?
384
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,857
- I CANNOT REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME I HAD
THIS MUCH FUN.
385
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,484
- HEY, DO YOU THINK
IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE
TOO MUCH FUN?
386
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,444
- HMM! INTERESTING QUESTION.
387
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,363
I GUESS THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
388
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,782
- OH? AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
- KEEP HAVING FUN!
389
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,659
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- GAME'S OVER.
390
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,577
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING THE COURT
LONG ENOUGH.
391
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,372
- OH, HELLO!
- FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!
392
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,375
- MOVE IT ALONG, GOPHERS.
IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S TURN.
393
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,546
HEY, BUGSY, OLD PAL.
A SHUFFLE BOARD COURT
OPENED UP!
394
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,422
- DAFFY, I'M READING.
395
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,842
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
SHUFFLEBOARD.
396
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,093
- YEAH, ME NEITHER.
397
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,554
[SPLASHES]
398
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,264
- HMMPH! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
TO DO ABOUT THAT.
399
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,975
- LIMBO CONTEST
ON THE LEADER DECK?
400
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,309
- [BOTH LAUGH]
401
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,478
[METAL SCRAPING]
402
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,735
[DISTANT SEA GULLS CRY]
403
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,904
- WHAT'S UP, DOC?
404
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,114
OH, IS THAT JUST YOUR THING?
405
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,243
I DON'T WANT TO STEP
ON ANY TOES.
406
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,666
[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
407
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,379
- SMOOTH JAZZ.
I KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
408
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,381
- DO YOU MIND?
409
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,342
- YOU DONE WITH THAT PAGE?
410
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,344
JUST LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
411
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,597
I'LL FLIP IT
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
412
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,516
DONE YET?
DONE YET?
413
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,517
DONE YET?
414
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,310
AAH!
[MUSIC STOPS]
415
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,189
- I'LL SAVE YOUR PLACE!
416
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,402
- WHOO-HOO!
417
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,823
- CARROT?
418
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,910
I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE!
[GRUNTS]
419
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,163
[TOOTS]
- AAH!
420
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,375
- HAPPY 189 DAYS
UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY!
421
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,377
[TOOTS]
422
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,714
- I JUST SAW MY LIFE FLASH
BEFORE MY EYES.
423
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,507
- OOH!
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
424
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,384
THIS TIME,
I PROMISE I'LL LISTEN.
425
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,386
- DAFFY,
YOU GOT TO BACK OFF.
426
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,555
- SURE THING.
THIS GOOD?
427
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,015
- MORE.
- THIS GOOD?
428
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,308
- MORE.
- THIS GOOD?
429
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,936
WHOA!
[BANGING]
430
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,688
[CRASHES]
- YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.
431
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,321
- IS EVERYONE ENJOYING
THE CRUISE?
432
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,490
- OH, INDEED!
IT'S OUR FIRST ONE.
433
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,200
- AND I MUST SAY,
I'M A FAN OF CRUISING.
434
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,453
- OH, YES.
WE'RE CRUISERS NOW.
435
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,998
[METAL GROANS]
436
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,250
- EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME
PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.
COMING THROUGH.
437
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,544
[METAL GROANING
AND DISHES CLANKING]
438
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,673
- I WASN'T SURE WHAT YOU WANTED,
SO I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING.
439
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,549
- [GIGGLES]
440
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,470
- GET YOUR OWN BUFFET.
THIS ONE'S FOR MY BEST FRIEND.
441
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,222
- [CRYING]
442
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,851
- DAFFY,
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
443
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,393
[CLINKS]
444
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,604
- I'D LIKE
TO PROPOSE A TOAST
445
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,524
TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
ON THIS SHIP.
446
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,443
SIT DOWN,
YOU GLORIFIED BUS DRIVER.
447
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,112
AHEM. AHEM.
448
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,072
A RAT ONCE TOLD ME
449
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,574
THAT FRIENDSHIP TAKES
A LOT OF EFFORT,
450
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,369
BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN FRIENDSHIP.
451
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,081
I'M INTERESTED
IN BEST FRIENDSHIP.
452
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:12,170
AND BEST FRIENDSHIP
TAKES A WHOLE LOT MORE.
453
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,965
IT MEANS WAITING ON
YOUR BEST FRIEND HAND AND FOOT,
454
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,051
BUYING THEIR AFFECTION.
455
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,180
ROBOTICALLY MEMORIZING
EVERY TRIVIAL LITTLE FACT
ABOUT THEM.
456
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,390
- IT MEANS SUPPORT THEM
ABOVE ALL OTHERS.
457
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,266
- POSSIBLY TO THE DETRIMENT
OF THOSE OTHERS.
458
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,978
- ESPECIALLY TO THE DETRIMENT
OF THOSE OTHERS.
459
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,480
- BEST FRIENDS HAVE
ALL OF THE SAME INTERESTS...
460
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,524
- WHETHER THOSE INTERESTS
ARE INTERESTING OR NOT.
461
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,777
- A BEST FRIEND IS
SOMEONE YOU'D HAPPILY
COMMIT A CRIME FOR.
462
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,530
- ANY CRIME!
- NO MATTER HOW HEINOUS!
463
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,991
- THE HEINOUSER,
THE BETTERER.
464
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:46,704
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THAT'S NOT A BEST FRIEND.
THAT'S A STALKER.
465
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,957
DAFFY, I KNOW I SAID
YOU WEREN'T MY BEST FRIEND,
466
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,918
BUT AFTER
THESE PAST FEW DAYS,
467
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,212
SEEING ALL THE EFFORT
YOU'VE PUT IN,
468
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,048
SEEING HOW HARD
YOU'VE TRIED,
I HAVE TO SAY...
469
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,675
YOU GOT TO STOP TRYING.
- WHAT?
470
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,343
- IT'S NOT YOUR THING.
471
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:04,680
WOULD IT BE NICE
IF YOU REMEMBERED
THE OCCASIONAL BIRTHDAY
472
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,641
OR FOOD I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO?
SURE.
473
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,310
BUT NOT IF IT MEANS
WE TURN INTO THOSE GUYS.
474
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,897
- NO OFFENSE.
Both: NONE TAKEN.
475
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:16,442
- DAFFY, YOU'RE A MEAN SPIRITED,
SELF-ABSORBED,
476
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,069
DISTURBED LITTLE WEIRDO.
477
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,905
BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
478
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,949
- OOH!
[APPLAUSE]
479
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,491
[MURMURING]
480
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:28,955
- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO,
BUGS BADA-BLINGYA.
481
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,249
- EHH. GOOD ENOUGH.
482
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,506
[FOGHORN]
[SEA GULLS CRYING]
483
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,260
- SERIOUSLY,
HOW DID YOU PAY
FOR ALL THIS?
484
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:46,222
- I USED YOUR CREDIT CARD.
I MEMORIZED THE NUMBER.
485
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,558
HEY! I DO KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU!
486
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,394
THEY COULD HAVE ASKED ME THAT
ON THE GAME SHOW!
487
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,231
IT'S 9481, 6400,
488
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,358
28--
[GRUNTING]
489
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,527
[MUFFLED TALKING]
490
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,474
[STAMMERS]
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
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