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I don't want to say that
I'm killing my to-do list,
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but I'm basically
the Hannibal Lecter of moms.
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♪♪
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Guys?
Hannibal Lecter?
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Your mom eats faces.
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[ Slurps ]
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I'm sorry, what?
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I have no work today.
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No remodels,
no house chores.
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So, what do you say?
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We do a little
curl-on-curl action?
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Or curl
on curl on curl?
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I'm kinda in
the middle of something.
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I met this amazing
Saami singer online,
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and w-we're doing
a collab.
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Can't you "collab" later?
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Well, it's like
midnight in Sweden.
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So...no.
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Wow. You guys
are so busy.
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Technically,
you "got busy" first.
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And then we retaliated
by also getting busy.
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♪♪
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Are these all
the serving spoons we have?
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Yes.
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But do you want
to go get more?
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[ Gasps ] We could
totally get more!
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You want to go on a spoon run?
I'm available!
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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love
to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel ♪
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♪ I just need someone to say
everything's okay ♪
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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Sorry, this is the only way
that I can get comfortable.
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You poor thing.
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Look how swollen.
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You look like, um...
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Who's that guy
in "Star Wars"?
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You know,
he's, like, the guy...
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Um...
Like...
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[ Sighs ]
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Whatever.
You need water.
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No! Don't move!
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Your weight
is putting the exact
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right amount of pressure
on the pillows.
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We should buy something
that's, like,
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the same weight as her.
On it, babe.
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Um, I'll get
your water.
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You two talk.
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♪♪
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So, Maya, I wanted
to talk to you about --
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I'm not getting induced.
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Okay, but
the due date was --
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Don't you see?
He's testing me.
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Like all kids, he's just
pushing the boundaries.
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You know, he wants to see how
far I'm willing to let this go.
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All the way, baby.
[ Chuckles ]
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It's not my first game
of chicken.
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So, you think that
the baby is actively
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trying to undermine you
in not being born?
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I think this baby will come out
when he's good and ready...
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or not at all.
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Maya, "not at all"
isn't an option.
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All right,
get off her back, Lena.
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All right?
This is Maya's pregnancy,
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and she will
deliver FJ unto us
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when she good and well
sees fit.
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Here you go, dear.
Thank you.
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[ Sighs ] Maya, please,
I'm begging you, induce!
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While I respect
your medical degree
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from Know-It-All
University,
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I have my own plan
for bringing on labor.
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Okay, but if he gets
any bigger,
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I don't know how he's going
to get out of there.
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It's a puzzler,
but the, uh, important thing is
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is that Maya knows
that we all intend
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to honor and respect
her birthing plan.
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Yes, okay.
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You know,
when Mason was born,
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I insisted we play
"Believe" by Cher on a loop.
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We did it.
It was magical.
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Man,
Cher's had some bops.
Yeah.
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Oh, Maya,
I got you a gift.
Aww!
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To pass the time
while you wait,
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baby's first book.
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Oh, great.
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Oh, it's homework.
No!
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What? I loved doing these
for my kids!
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Here, I'll get you
started.
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"Baby's due any day.
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Here's what Mommy
has to say..."
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Get out
of my freakin' body,
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you little squatter.
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Stop depleting
my nutrients.
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Reveal yourself to me.
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Step outside my body!
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I'm gonna go.
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Yeah.
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Hey, so I spent some time
with Annie the other day.
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Let me see pics.
Give me the pics.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Oh, wow.
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♪♪
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She's got
a lot of features.
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What does that mean?
Nothing.
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It's just that you and
Lisa Apple are so attractive,
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and s-s-she...
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♪♪
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She looks like
she's having a good time,
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and that's the most
important thing, right?
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Right.
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Right.
[ Sighs ]
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So, what else?
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Lisa's been so, like,
totally cool with Lena,
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and she won't even
look me in the eye.
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I mean, in truth,
she's gone from actively hating
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to kind of tolerating me,
so that's progress.
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You just basically described
the first three years
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of my relationship
with Camille.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Milo: I'm really excited
about this one, gang.
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With its sleek design
and its rubber handle,
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the Meridian serving spoon
is a scoop above the rest.
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Honey,
what are you --
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Great, that take's a bust.
[ Cellphone locks, beeps ]
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Sorry for
messing up your...
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What is
this exactly?
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I review household items
and post it on YouTube.
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Well, I would like
to hear your spoon review.
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I'll upload
the video tonight.
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You can
watch it then.
C'mon.
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Don't you want to spend
some time with your mom IRL?
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Nope! My videos get hundreds
of comments and likes.
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And you, my dear,
have only one like to give.
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♪♪
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Hm.
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Lena: I don't know
what's happening.
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Mason and Mae both rejected
Curls Night.
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Not interested! And Milo
is chasing likes on YouTube
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like some thirsty
cam girl.
[ Chuckles ]
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You worry too much
about the kids, okay?
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The results are in.
We got nerds. They're fine.
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I thought us
getting back together
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would strengthen us
as a family...
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Why'd you think that?
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...but it seems like
we're more disconnected
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from each other
than ever.
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Okay, look,
if it really worries you,
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why don't we get the kids
off their devices
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and go do something
as a family?
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♪♪
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Hot date?
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Ah, Mom and I are gonna
go play a few rounds
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at Cap'n Furley's
Putt-Putt.
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Without us?
You can't do that.
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That's the place
where family fun has begun.
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Yeah,
that's our spot.
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Oh, well, we just figured
that you guys were busy
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with your own projects.
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I mean, we are.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
Okay.
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♪♪
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I wonder if they still make
that mozzarella stick tower...
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With the dipping
sauce bar...
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You wanna --
I mean...
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if you guys
wanna dip,
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you could probably
dip with us.
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I'd have
to ask your dad.
Oh, whatever. I'm -- I'm cool.
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I'm getting a corn dog
either way, so...
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♪♪
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Milo:
Did we do that?
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What?
It's a blackout.
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-No!
-Yep. Wow.
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Okay, we are turnin'
on a generator.
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Now, all we gotta do is
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flip the burner switch...
[ Switch clicks ]
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...on the, um...
[ Switch clicks ]
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...on the access pad,
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and then there's
an auto button here
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that you have
to recycle --
You have no idea what you're doing.
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Hm?
Here, I laminated
the instructions.
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Mm. Pretty damn sexy
how prepared you are.
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Martin, our whole family night
has gone to hell.
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The entire East Side
is blacked out.
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Cap'n Furley's is probably
overrun by looters.
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Hm.
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Maybe we should
hold off.
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Hold off
on electricity?
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Crisis brings
people together, right?
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So maybe the best way
for our family to bond
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is by embracing
the blackout.
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It would keep
the kids off Wi-Fi.
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Yeah, and with nothing to do,
they're gonna have no choice
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but to spend time
with their dumb parents.
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Mm, now
you're being sexy.
Mm-hmm.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
Okay, that's scary.
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Sorry.
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My phone works,
but there's no service.
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What even is 1X?
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Why offer it
if it doesn't do anything?
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[ Sighs ]
Bad news, kids.
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The generator
crapped out.
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No way!
Yeah.
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I guess
we got a lemon.
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What are we gonna do
for the rest of the night?
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It's 6:00 p.m.
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Do we just
go to sleep?
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Like farmers?
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Maybe we have a fun
analog night at home.
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Maybe play
a board game.
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A board game?!
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What are you
talking about?!
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What even is that?!
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Well, if we're gonna
play a board game,
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we gotta go get
some more candles
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and camping lanterns
from the garage.
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Quick thinking
during a crisis, Mase.
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I like it.
Fine, but no Monopoly.
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I won't glamorize
capitalism.
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Also, I want
crispy caramel puppy chow.
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Deal.
Help me make it?
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All right, come on.
Let's go, guys.
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Hey, Milo,
get the board game.
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We'll meet
back here in 10.
[ Knock on door ]
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♪♪
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Emergency!
I was going from "day to night"
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and I got
stopped halfway.
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I'm, like, stuck
in the late afternoon!
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Just nobody look at me.
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Nobody look at her!
It's not good.
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[ Door closes ]
Wish we could help you,
but as you can see,
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power's out here, too.
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-Yeah.
-What about the generator?
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It's, uh --
It's out of order, so...
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[ Knock on door ]
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This is all
my breast milk.
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All of it.
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If it thaws,
it's garbage.
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Hi.
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I thought you guys
had a generator.
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How does everyone know
about the generator?
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Lena talks
about it a lot.
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Like, a lot a lot.
She brags about it.
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It's like when a rapper says
his own name in every song.
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Martin,
why don't you go
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try and get the generator
working one more time?
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Copy that. No, I'm gonna
restrict the access pad,
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then do a double wire
on the --
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Just go.
Okay.
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Now we're home.
It's like getting
out of prison.
253
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,106
Oh, yeah,
you said it.
254
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,776
[ Ringing ]
255
00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,779
Maya: Hello?
Hey! Just calling
to check on you.
256
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,080
Any movement over there?
257
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:45,485
This kid is pulling out
all the stops.
258
00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,886
Our electricity is out.
259
00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,089
Maya, everyone's
power is out.
260
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,523
The whole East Side.
261
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,858
Oh, man.
262
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,526
He is good.
263
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,562
Well, we have
our generator going.
264
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,864
You're welcome to come
over here to civilization
265
00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,265
if you care to.
266
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,634
Oh, I see.
'Cause you're so civilized
267
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,037
with your generator and
your fully-born children
268
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,972
who now live
outside your body,
269
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,274
and I'm just
a pregnant barbarian
270
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,243
over here
in the Dark Ages?
271
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,745
Okay, Maya,
you sound totally sane,
272
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,247
so do whatever you want.
273
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,316
Uh, stay at home
with no power
274
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,650
and your past-due baby.
275
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,486
I mean, we have
a full house here anyway.
276
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,287
What do you mean
a-a full house?
277
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,455
Who's there?
278
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,090
Arthur, Camille, Lisa Apple,
and the baby.
279
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,527
Oh, my God. I'm the last one
to be invited?!
280
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:31,965
Frank, get all my pillows
in the car!
281
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,199
Okay.
282
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,170
Dude, this stuff
is like plutonium.
283
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,073
You spill even a drop and
the women are gonna wig out.
284
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,908
Why do babies like
breast milk so much?
285
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,677
It's not even
that good.
286
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:45,845
Arthur, no.
287
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,147
Hey, did you catch
288
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,683
how Lisa directs everything
she says to Lena?
289
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,018
She's negging you, bro.
290
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,287
She's been actively avoiding
being in the same place as me.
291
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,189
I mean, it takes -- it takes
a blackout to get her --
292
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,124
Hey, have you guys
seen Lisa Apple?
293
00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,392
No.
294
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:04,497
♪♪
295
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,032
[ Insects chirping ]
296
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,901
She's sitting in her car?
What is wrong with her?
297
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,569
Maybe she doesn't
want to be here.
298
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,104
But she came here.
299
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,039
Well, maybe she wants
Annie to be here
300
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:16,509
but she herself
prefers to be outside.
301
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,244
In her car.
[ Sighs ]
302
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,146
So dramatic.
303
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,282
Lena: [ Sighs ]
Just go talk to her.
304
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,117
Okay, gang.
Electricity or not,
305
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,452
I just -- I want us to do
something fun together,
306
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,520
as a group.
307
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,789
Ooh, "Vanderpump"
binge.
308
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,258
I was thinking
more like Scattergories.
309
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,794
Well, whatever we do, we're
gonna have to do it around me,
310
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,462
because I ain't moving.
311
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,698
I can't stand it.
I gotta say something.
312
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,400
Here.
Okay.
313
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,501
[ Smooches ]
314
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,603
Hi, baby.
315
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,671
[ Door opens, closes ]
316
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,172
Oh! I know.
317
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,074
Maya, do you have
that book I gave you?
318
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,475
It's baby's
first blackout!
319
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:53,012
Oh, my God. Can you not
with the book right now?
320
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,582
Hey, hey.
Easy, girl.
[ Groans ]
321
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,383
I just need some air.
322
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,319
And unlike Lisa Apple,
323
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,020
this is not a ploy
324
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,089
to make anyone
chase after me.
325
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,391
So you all
just stay seated.
326
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,329
Frank.
Oh, okay.
327
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,431
[ Door opens ]
328
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,699
[ Electricity powers down ]
329
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,434
[ Screams ]
330
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,569
What is wrong
with you?!
331
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,837
If this was
a horror movie,
332
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,472
this is precisely when
you would hear the --
333
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,374
[ Door rattles, creaks open ]
334
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,243
What was that?
Is someone out there?
335
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,777
What if it's
a home invasion?
336
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:25,979
The power's been out
for four hours.
337
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,747
It could be "The Purge"
out there!
338
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,517
[ Footsteps approaching ]
339
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:32,552
Genny's dead.
340
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,653
[ All sigh ]
341
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:34,854
Who the [bleep]
is Jenny,
342
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,222
and what did you
do to her?!
343
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,758
I came by to see
if everyone was all right
344
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,526
and I noticed
the generator's not running.
345
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,995
Seriously?
346
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,063
It's supposed to last
for 48 hours.
347
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,832
That would be my fault,
I think.
348
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,001
Uh, I was trying to get
some extra Tesla juice
349
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,336
so we could hit up Malibu
for din dins later.
350
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,039
What?
351
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,108
The Nobu out there
is objectively better.
352
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:55,808
Yeah.
353
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,111
♪♪
354
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,417
Mm.
355
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,085
Seriously?
356
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,287
You're embarrassing,
dude.
357
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,890
[ Window whirs ]
358
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,458
You're embarrassing,
dude!
359
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,162
You have
a child now, okay?
360
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,297
Time to stop
acting like one.
361
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,932
How dare you!
362
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,534
I have been doing
everything,
363
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,769
and I've been
doing it alone --
364
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:26,172
That's because
you insist on it, Lisa.
365
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,042
I have offered you help,
I have offered you money,
366
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,376
but you refuse.
367
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,078
I mean, who are you
punishing here, huh?
368
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,080
Me or you?
369
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,315
Or Annie?
370
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,150
What are you even
doing out here?
371
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,685
You wanted to spend time
with your daughter.
372
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,020
Well, your daughter's inside.
Go hang out with her.
373
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,290
I hereby invite you to have
a relationship with Annie
374
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,125
and just
leave me alone.
375
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,593
Well, if you want
to be left alone,
376
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:50,163
why are you sitting out here
pouting like a little girl?
377
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,866
You know, Lena and I
were fully divorced
378
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:57,070
and dating other people
and she never acted this petty.
379
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,138
Oh...my...God.
380
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,473
[ Door alarm beeping ]
381
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,908
[ Car door closes ]
Look, believe me,
382
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:05,411
I know I'm not Lena.
I am so sorry about that.
383
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:16,222
♪♪
384
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,391
Look, I...
385
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,160
I wanted to prove to
everyone that I could
raise Annie on my own,
386
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,229
but I can't.
387
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,465
I hate to admit it,
but I can't.
388
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:29,235
I need help.
You've got it.
389
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,071
Okay, l-l-let's --
let's figure out
390
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,240
a monthly
child-support payment,
391
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,176
something that
you can count on.
392
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,045
Look, I know --
393
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,480
I know I was
a crappy boyfriend,
394
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,315
but I swear to God
to you, Lisa,
395
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,518
I am a really good dad.
396
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:50,523
♪♪
397
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,030
What's up, Dad?
398
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,799
Nothing.
399
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,467
No, not nothing.
400
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,003
You're watching me
with that look.
401
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,373
No, it's just
that, uh...
402
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,109
Well, I see you keep trying
to push those two together.
403
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,411
"Those two"
are Annie's parents.
404
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,348
So they have a baby together,
whether we like it or not.
405
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,883
Not.
406
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,351
I'll tell you
something else.
407
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,720
If I were trying
to reconcile with my ex,
408
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,889
I --
Dad. I know
you mean well,
409
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,323
but don't waste
your breath.
410
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,592
Sincerely.
I don't accept the narrative
411
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,594
that women who have both
been involved with the same man
412
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,263
have to be
bitter enemies
413
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,265
or that we have to be
threatened by each other.
414
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,101
I'm not threatened.
I like Lisa.
415
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,603
Oh. That's good.
416
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,072
[ Quietly ]
Because she's probably gonna
end up with your husband.
417
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,809
♪♪
418
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,245
So what if I'm not
the mom with the generator
419
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,615
or the fully-curated
baby book
420
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,617
or who's found a haircut
that "works"?
421
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,252
You know, I think maybe
we want to head back.
422
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,688
I've seen an alarming amount
of skunks out tonight.
423
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,458
Maybe I'm the reason
this baby's not coming.
424
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,460
Because deep down inside,
425
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,930
I know I'll never
measure up to --
426
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,965
[ Gasps, groans ]
Ooh.
427
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,266
What's wrong?
428
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,802
It's happening.
I'm in labor.
Okay.
429
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,672
This little jerk is really
gonna go through with it.
430
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,373
Okay, let's be cool,
all right?
Okay.
431
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,409
Cool as a cucumber,
darling, all right?
Okay.
432
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,244
Now, I'm gonna go back
and grab the car, okay?
433
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,379
No, no, no, no, no!
Okay? Ow, ow, ow, ow.
434
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,282
I don't think
you can go anywhere. I --
435
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,585
I think this is
happening here.
436
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,787
I think this is
happening now.
437
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,188
No, no, no, slow down.
438
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,490
Let's -- Let's slow
this whole thing down, okay?
439
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,860
How --
How do I do that?
440
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,229
Um...Um...
441
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,730
♪ Do you believe ♪
442
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,066
♪ In life after love? ♪
443
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,502
♪ I can feel something
inside me say ♪
444
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,071
[ Liquid splashes ]
Oh, my God.
445
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,874
Oh.
Oh, my God. Frank,
I think I need to push.
446
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,243
Okay, I'm gonna --
I'm gonna take a look, okay?
447
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,511
[ Groaning ]
448
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,180
Oh, my God,
that's a head!
449
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,548
Oh.
450
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,183
That's a grown man's
head.
451
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,918
[ Groaning loudly ]
452
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,787
And the locking mechanism
is a cool way
453
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,390
to be able to control
your length and your pooch!
454
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,460
Thanks, you guys. Be sure
to comment and subscribe.
[ Laughs ]
455
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,195
[ Applause ]
456
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,330
Thank you. Thank you.
457
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,300
All right.
Next up, we have...
458
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,768
[ Door closes ]
459
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,738
...a performer who got tired
of sitting alone in her car.
460
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,707
Please give a warm indoor
welcome to Lisa Apple.
461
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,342
[ Applause ]
Lisa: Oh, I --
462
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,211
No, I don't have
a talent, so...
463
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,446
You can sing.
I've heard you.
464
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,484
Okay.
This is happening.
465
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,219
[ Coat thuds ]
466
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,553
Oh, thanks.
467
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,893
So, um...
468
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:46,732
...here's a song
I sing to Annie sometimes.
469
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,634
And, uh...
[ Ukulele strums ]
470
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,569
...she seems to like it.
471
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,638
Hopefully you will, too.
472
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,778
♪ I used to think
about a life ♪
473
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,448
♪ One that I would live
with you ♪
474
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,818
♪ I used to think
about the moments ♪
475
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:09,755
♪ And all the things
that we would do ♪
476
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,459
♪ But now I've grown
a little more ♪
477
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,996
♪ And I can tell
what's real and fake ♪
478
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:20,766
♪ Oh, you've changed
quite a lot ♪
479
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:25,338
♪ I can see
why we needed to break ♪
480
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,407
♪ 'Cause I ♪
481
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:32,979
♪ I don't love you anymore ♪
482
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,848
♪ I'm sorry ♪
483
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:40,353
♪ I'm not that sorry ♪
484
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,989
♪ 'Cause you ♪
485
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,859
♪ You kind of
treated me like dirt ♪
486
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,763
♪ I hope you're sorry ♪
487
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:56,369
♪ Better be sorry-y-y-y ♪
488
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,737
[ Music stops ]
489
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,408
[ Whispers ]
Shut up, Dad.
490
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,843
Please shut up.
491
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,483
Oh, my God.
He's beautiful.
492
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,019
[ Baby coos ]
[ Laughs ]
493
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,788
Oh, oh, hello, FJ.
494
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,024
Girl, you gave birth
to that baby
495
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,692
like a dang cavewoman.
496
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,962
You don't need a generator,
you are a generator.
497
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,130
Mm.
498
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,965
[ Chuckles ]
499
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,933
[ Police radio chatter ]
Lena: He's perfect.
500
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:32,204
Mm. I don't know how you did
this, but I am in awe...
501
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,773
You did good, honey.
502
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,976
He's really like the best thing
that ever happened to me.
503
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:42,848
In the...
worst way imaginable.
504
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,419
Here we go.
505
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,023
Oh, I'm like the homecoming
queen. [ Chuckles ]
506
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:55,127
Um...
that baby's huge, right?
507
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,862
Yes. Yeah.
Lena: Yes.
508
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,497
That's my boy.
[ Laughs ]
509
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,466
Okay, I'll see you
at the hospital.
510
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,635
These people do not know
how to make a cute baby.
511
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,937
Did you see that thing?
It's all head!
512
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,239
♪♪
513
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,909
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
514
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:14,513
♪♪
515
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,248
Okay, so, we will,
um...
516
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,516
see you at
the hospital.
517
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,885
After we go to din din.
[ Chuckles ]
518
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,122
Thank you.
519
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,491
Thank you.
520
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,660
♪♪
521
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,928
Night.
Good night.
522
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,996
[ Whispers ]
Damn it, Dad.
523
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,264
Night, Lena.
524
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,534
♪♪
525
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,104
I love you, baby.
[ Smooches ]
526
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,373
Well, I guess
we got our family night.
527
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,342
Yeah, I'd like
to see Cap'n Furley
528
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,877
and his cheese sticks
compete
529
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,246
with a lady straight-up
giving birth on the street.
530
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,215
[ Both laugh ]
531
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,884
And I'm glad that
you and Lisa came to...
532
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,619
some sort of
understanding?
533
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,721
We did, yeah.
534
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,557
And speaking
of understanding --
535
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,861
have I told you
how amazing you are?
536
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,229
Now, normally
I would say,
537
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,764
"No, no, I'm not,
you are," but...
Mm-hmm.
538
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,934
...it's been a lot.
539
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,704
Yeah.
Yeah.
540
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,506
But we're gonna
make it through.
541
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,041
Yeah, we sure are.
542
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:22,781
♪♪
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