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Adult mark (v.O.):
The newfoundland government
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Tried hard to diversify away from the failing fishery,
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But each business was a bigger disaster than the last.
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The premier: When we opened
the rubber boot factory,
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They laughed.
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When invested in hydroponic
cucumbers, they laughed.
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Well, nobody's laughing today.
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-I've got a good feeling
about this one.
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-As our province invests
$1.5 million
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Into the sea plus juice factory!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
The worst was yet to come.
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Canadian orange juice.
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The premier: I hereby
declare it...
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-[scissors snip]
-open for business!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
To win over the locals,
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They hired the most trusted man in st. John's...
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-And now, some words from
the sea plus spokesman.
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Adult mark (v.O.): My dad!
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Mike sr: Thank you, premier.
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Sea plus orange juice
puts the vitamin "sea"
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Into orange juice.
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That's "sea" spelled "s-e-a,"
not "c" spelled "c."
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Newfoundland is set to become
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The florida of
the north atlantic!
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Man: Yeah, b'y!
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[applause and cheering]
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-And now
are there any questions?
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Fox: Are there even
real oranges in it?
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-Uh, yes, fox.
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Uh, there are trace amounts
in every vat.
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Now, as I was saying--
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-But you can't grow oranges
in newfoundland.
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-Well, no, it, it...
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We use concentrate, which is
the best part of the orange.
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And that comes
straight from florida.
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And then we mix that with
fresh newfoundland water.
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And that's water that
icebergs have melted into!
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-Salt water?
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-No.
No, uh...
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Newfoundland municipal water.
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-Okay, so...
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Tap water?
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-No comment.
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-Enough!
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Fox.
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We are here to learn
about business.
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You'll each be starting
one of your own
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For the new
enterprise education course.
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And your business plans
are due tomorrow.
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-Can we do it in pairs, sister?
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-I don't... Care.
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-Nice!
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[applause]
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Mark: Thank you.
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Man: [background]
eugh!
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-Well, kids?
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What do you think?
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-You can really taste the water.
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-Good.
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That's good.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Everyone hated it,
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But I couldn't be prouder.
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My dad was an entrepreneur,
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And I wanted to be just like him!
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But... Successful.
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Adult mark (v.O.): The old man was excited for his new gig.
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He had a pep in his step...
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Probably from all the corn syrup.
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-Our ship's come in, mary.
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We're in on the ground floor!
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Pop: Ugh...
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I'd rather have scurvy.
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-Oh, this is it!
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This is it!
Volume, volume!
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Anchor: [tv] the premier attended the grand opening
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Of the sea plus juice plant today.
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-The zest has yet to come!
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Anchor: But not everyone believes the deal is fruitful.
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-The government shouldn't be giving away anymore tax money
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To these fly-by-night companies.
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I give sea plus a c-minus.
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The premier is being a juice arse.
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-That's it?
They twisted it all up!
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-Well, you can't trust
a newsman. [scoffs]
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Mary: I think
you looked handsome.
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But, honey, are you sure that
the station's alright with this?
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-It's fine, it's fine.
Just listen.
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Anchor: Now, today is the day!
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Double daylight savings time
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Begins in newfoundland at midnight.
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-What's that mean?
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-They're turning the clock
back two hours!
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-We'll be lined up
with the mainland.
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No more lagging behind
a half an hour.
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This is better for business.
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-Y'know, but our own time zone
makes us unique.
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Besides the fact that that extra
half an hour comes in handy.
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Imagine if they drop the bomb.
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"the world will end
at 12 o'clock...
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"12:30 in newfoundland."
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It'd be damn good for tourism.
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Now, when it's 9 o'clock in
toronto, it's.... 9, 10...
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-1942 in newfoundland.
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We need to get with the times.
Literally!
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-Cool.
Like "back to the future."
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-You'll be going to school
in the dark
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And going to bed in the light.
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-Double daylight savings
is good for business.
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-I'm with dad.
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"big ideas equals big returns."
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-Hm.
-What does that mean?
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-I dunno.
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I've just started reading
this business book for school.
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-Let me see it.
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"thinking big allows you
to be successful
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"without doing a lot of work."
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I don't think you're gonna
get very far acting that way.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Not doing any work
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Might take more work than I thought.
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The next morning wasn't a morning at all.
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It was still night!
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[toaster dings]
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-Alright, I'm off.
-Mike sr: Wait!
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Hang on, now,
hang on-- here!
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Take some sea plus
orange juice boxes
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Into school for your friends.
Look...
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Did you come up
with your business idea yet?
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-Oh, not yet.
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The book says
I have to make a product
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That will fill a void
in the market.
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-Thinking like
a businessman.
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Just like your old man!
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Mary: Speaking of markets,
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I saw a lot of sea plus
over at coleman's yesterday.
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On the shelves,
but not in any carts.
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Pop: I mean, you can't even grow
christmas trees in newfoundland.
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How the hell are they
gonna grow oranges?
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-It's from concentrate, pop.
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-We import the syrup
on trucks, and then we...
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Rehydrate it.
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-Instant orange juice?
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I think I'll stick
to instant coffee.
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And if you want to make money
in these hours,
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That's what you should
be selling-- coffee!
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Adult mark (v.O.): Coffee...
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My brain was percolating!
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-Thanks, pop!
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-Huh, what?
What?
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-You know, you should all be
more supportive of sea plus
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And double daylight
savings time!
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Good newfoundlanders support
good newfoundland business!
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-And we should
we be inconvenienced
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Just so some rich arse
can get richer?
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-Nobody is being inconvenienced!
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I gotta go to work.
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♪
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[loud snoring]
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Sister!
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-Oh, that's it!
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There have been
too many disruptions.
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Everyone put their heads down
on their desks...
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Now!
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And stay there until I...
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Say so.
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[snoring resumes]
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-[in a whisper]
ritche...
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I have a plan.
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Coffee!
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We'll sell it to teachers
for 50 cents a cup!
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Double daylight savings
has created a demand,
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And we're the supply.
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-How did you afford this?
-Well, it's a rental.
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So as long as we make more
than the fee, it's all gravy.
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And we'll set it up outside
of the teachers' lounge.
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"location, location, location."
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That's lesson one
of the business book.
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So now I just need to
find the "on" switch
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And where to put the coffee.
Um...
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-Well...
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This is the hopper.
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There's the grinder.
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Grind settings...
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Uh, my dad brews at a 1:17
grounds-to-water ratio,
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But I prefer 1:15.
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Makes for a fuller cup.
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-I'm more of a tea man, myself.
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Y'know...
Bag in.
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New plan!
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Uh, the book says to always
play to one's strengths, so...
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I can do big-picture stuff like
marketing, finances, et cetera.
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I should be ceo.
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-What should I be?
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-You're in charge of
the quality control,
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Providing top-tier service with
a friendly face with each cup.
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-So... Waiter?
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-No!
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More like a...
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Brew master.
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-Cool!
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-So, what do you say,
ritche, my boy?
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Are we in business?
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-I'm in!
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-Fantastic.
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Okay!
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♪
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Beautiful.
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Mmm...
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Oh!
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Ugh...
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[sighs]
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Oh!
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Frig sake!
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[sighs]
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Oh, will ya look at that?
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Takes the grime right off!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Double daylight savings
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Was ruining everyone.
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And we were cashing in!
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-How much did we make?
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-Eighteen bucks!
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We're rich.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Maybe business was my calling...
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-I'm in the 1%.
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Like milk.
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But that's not
my drink of choice.
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No, it's coffee.
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But I'm thirsty.
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I want more to drink.
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'cause greed is good.
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[phone ringing]
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'scuse me.
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Hello, allison?
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Buy sea plus juice...
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And fire everyone.
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Including yourself.
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Ritche: I'm wiped.
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Can you help me clean up?
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-Sorry, ritche, m'boy,
but I have a bus to catch,
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And then I gotta go home
and then do the books...
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Ceo stuff.
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It's a tough gig,
but someone's gotta do it.
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Mr. Chafe:
You fellas still open?
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I'm dying for a cup.
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Ritche: Actually,
we were just closing up.
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-Nonsense!
Ritche, brew the man a cup.
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-No, that's wasting a full pot.
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-He's our best customer!
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-Two cream.
Two sugar.
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-And that's on the house!
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That's our
double daylight savings special.
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Mr. Chafe: Wow.
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Mark: See ya later, partner.
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-How's the juice selling?
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-Uh, sales are... Steady.
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-Mike...
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-It'll sell, mary.
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Soon sea plus juice is
gonna be as newfoundland
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As fish and chips.
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Trust me.
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Our ship has come in!
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-I just don't see it, mike.
262
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,122
And...
263
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,959
The fact that you're out there
as the face of it, ah...
264
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:59,164
I just don't want you
to be embarrassed, is all.
265
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,232
-Embarrassed?
266
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,967
Sea plus chose me
as their spokesman
267
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,903
Because people trust me, mary.
268
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,374
Maybe you should too.
269
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,208
Goodnight!
270
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,443
-Fine!
271
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,446
[sighs]
272
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,117
Good morning !
273
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:22,253
♪
274
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,655
[birds chirping]
275
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,923
Pop: Oh...
276
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,192
Bloody birds!
277
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,927
Shut up!
278
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,464
-This can't be right.
279
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,931
Pop...
280
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,266
I'm in the hole!
281
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,535
Adult mark (v.O.): Rental fees, free coffee for teachers,
282
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,938
Coffee bags, the "protection fee" I payed fox's brother...
283
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,405
It all added up...
284
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,606
To nothing!
285
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,476
-Allison, what is going on?
286
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,211
They're... Taking everything!
287
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,513
You can't take that!
288
00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:49,481
No!
289
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:50,749
What...
290
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,684
At least they didn't take...
291
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,018
Oh, the painting!
292
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:57,222
[dramatic 1980's style music]
293
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,023
Adult mark (v.O.): I needed to think of a plan,
294
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,159
Even if it meant staying up all night...
295
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,159
Or day.
296
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,628
-[birds chirping]
-pop: Alright, that's it!
297
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:08,366
Let's see how they chirp with
my hands around their throats!
298
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,667
[birds chirping]
299
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,836
[door opens and slams]
300
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:22,180
[loud yawn]
301
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:25,083
-Good morning, ritche m'boy!
How's the take?
302
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,552
-Maybe you can take
the early shift tomorrow?
303
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,186
-I-I'd love to, truthfully.
304
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,123
But, uh... I get the bus
and you get dropped off,
305
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,759
So it makes business sense
for you to be here.
306
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,227
-That's true, I guess.
307
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,863
-And speaking of business,
we're changing our prices.
308
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,065
From now on, we're gonna
charge for cream and sugar
309
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,334
And we're gonna use
half the grinds per pot.
310
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,069
-No, the coffee
will taste weak.
311
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:48,339
-Nothing some clever
marketing can't solve...
312
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,208
See?
313
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,108
-Wait...
314
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,444
I thought I was
in charge of the coffee.
315
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,713
-You are.
It's just...
316
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,815
I'm in charge of
the bottom line,
317
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,149
And these streamline movements,
318
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,285
Well, they will
just maximize profits.
319
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,289
Oh, and stop pouring out the
coffee at the end of the day.
320
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,224
That's like... Pouring
money down the toilet!
321
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,626
We should just reheat
what we don't sell today
322
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,495
In the kettle tomorrow morning.
323
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,098
Nobody will know the difference.
324
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,700
-Is something wrong?
325
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,901
-[chuckles nervously]
326
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,970
No.
Just...
327
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,471
We're killing it.
328
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,041
-Okay.
329
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,577
Just include me
in the decisions next time.
330
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,645
We're partners, right?
331
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,947
-Oh...
332
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,516
Of course we are!
333
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,384
[school bell rings]
334
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,054
Well, I'll see you
in class, partner!
335
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,197
[alarm clock ringing]
336
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:51,770
[elevator-style music
playing on radio]
337
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,537
-Morning, mary.
338
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,406
So, uh...
339
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,875
What's for breakfast?
340
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,609
-It's 2 in the afternoon!
341
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,778
-Not for me, it's not.
342
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:04,883
It's 8 am, pst,
pop standard time.
343
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,952
If they can change the time,
so can I.
344
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,821
I've got my own time zone:
Pop time.
345
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:15,026
I sleep when I like,
eat when I like, and pee when...
346
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,427
Well, you get the drift.
347
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,564
-I won't have two timezones
in my house.
348
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,165
-Why not?
349
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,768
-I'm not going to make
two breakfasts a day!
350
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,570
I don't like double daylight
any more than you do,
351
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:30,108
But we are a family and we
will be miserable together.
352
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,576
-Oh, really?
353
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,311
Well, you're a fine one to talk.
354
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,912
-What's that
supposed to mean?
355
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,447
-Come on, let's be honest.
356
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,917
You've been against
mike's orange juice thing
357
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,985
From the very beginning.
358
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,521
-He's making a fool of himself.
359
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,990
-He's taking a risk.
360
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,193
And he's probably scared.
361
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,195
He could use some support.
362
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,065
-If he wants some support,
he can buy a cane!
363
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:59,136
I'm not gonna help him
ruin his good name.
364
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,673
Mike sr: [radio] and now a word from sea plus juice!
365
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:06,077
Call in and let us know what
you think about sea plus juice,
366
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,746
And you could win a box
delivered right to your door!
367
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,749
Phone lines are open!
368
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,853
[silence]
369
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,287
Uh, the lines are open.
370
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,290
Who wants some free sea plus?
371
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,195
Uh, why don't you get
the ball rollin', dick?
372
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,098
Tell us what you think
about sea plus.
373
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,900
-Um, well...
374
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,704
I guess I always hear people
saying it's "from concentrate,"
375
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,105
And I wondered...
376
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,508
What "concentrate" means,
exactly.
377
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,579
-Uh, it means that
the orange taste is, uh,
378
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,849
Concentrated.
Made stronger, if you will.
379
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,250
-Oh!
380
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,386
So "concentrate"
isn't a place, then?
381
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:52,123
Like it's "from" concentrate?
382
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,658
-No, dick. No.
383
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,127
Dick: People never want aslice of orange in their drink.
384
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,596
Lemon's got a real hold on slices, don't it?
385
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,998
-Oh, for frig's sake!
386
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,033
Mike sr: Alright, moving right along.
387
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,203
Dick: Limes too, I suppose.
388
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,272
Though, a lime is just, like,
389
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,009
A lemon that isn't ripe yet, right, mike?
390
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,144
-Oh, uh, we--
we have a caller!
391
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,612
Line one, you're on the air.
392
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:20,418
Mary: I'm a mother, and I buy sea plus for my family
393
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,021
Because it's made with real newfoundland water.
394
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,488
-That's right, caller!
395
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,892
Uh, sea plus juice is made
with fresh newfoundland water.
396
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,060
[door opens]
397
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,631
Uh, we'll be right back
after this!
398
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,501
-Mike...
399
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,838
You can't be using the station
to hock sea plus juice anymore.
400
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,240
It's a conflict of interest.
401
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,309
-No, no, mr. Murphy,
I don't see it that way.
402
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,110
You see, this is news.
403
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,311
Now, the province
made a major investment--
404
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,314
Mr. Murphy: Mike, mike...
405
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,519
Did ya ever stop to think,
maybe, just maybe,
406
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,521
They hired you
to be their spokesman
407
00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:01,759
So they could get free airtime?
408
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,161
No more, mike.
409
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,197
No more.
410
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,332
[door shuts]
411
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,201
♪
412
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,305
-This coffee is barely brown.
413
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,741
-It's our new "half-caff" blend.
414
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,142
-I've got lipstick on my cup.
415
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,610
-We reuse cups now.
416
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,279
It's part of our new
"environment-first" initiative.
417
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,082
-I ordered a double-double.
418
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,416
-That's 50 cents.
419
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,184
Cream's a quarter now.
420
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,086
-I'll go boil the kettle.
421
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,356
Mark: Uh...
422
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,025
What are you doing?!
423
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,526
-I'm doing what you said!
424
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,828
-No, we have to cut back
slowly over time!
425
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,763
Didn't you read the book?
426
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,898
-No, I don't care
about your stupid book!
427
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,100
This is supposed to be fun!
428
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,035
-Business isn't fun!
429
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,369
It's about making money!
430
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,704
-Fine.
431
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,306
You wanna make more money?
432
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,943
This is one less employee
you have to pay.
433
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:55,446
-What do you mean?
-I quit!
434
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,780
Partner.
435
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:01,118
♪
436
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,520
[mark chuckles nervously]
437
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,125
[front door shuts]
438
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,461
[mike sr. Sighs]
439
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,497
[sighs]
440
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,865
-Mike?
441
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,967
What's wrong?
442
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,335
-I got fired.
443
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,836
[spoon drops]
444
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,138
-Why?
445
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,406
'cause you were
hocking that juice?
446
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,174
-What?
No, not from the station.
447
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,877
From sea plus.
448
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,079
-Oh, thank heavens!
449
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,279
Uh...
450
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,551
I mean, I'm sorry, love.
451
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,421
-Mr. Murphy told me I'm
not allowed to talk about it
452
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,490
On the air anymore,
and when I told the crowd
453
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,159
At the juice plant,
they said I was...
454
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,493
"redundant."
455
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,628
-What?!
456
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,363
Hiring you was
the only good decision
457
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,531
Those packin' fools ever made!
458
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,701
-I got caught up
in the excitement, is all.
459
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,572
I just wanted to
make you proud of me.
460
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,175
-Proud of you?
461
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,977
You're kind, smart,
462
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,914
Loyal, hardworking.
463
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,716
Oh, those sea plus people
don't deserve you.
464
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,652
I deserve you.
465
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,253
I love you.
466
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,791
-Our ship will come in
one day, mary.
467
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,193
I promise.
468
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,661
-Mine already has.
469
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:18,595
-What?
470
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,597
When?
471
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,698
-You, ya dolt!
You're my ship.
472
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,870
-I know that juice
isn't any good.
473
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,405
-Oh...!
474
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,740
That's not true.
475
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,807
Hm?
476
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,945
It's good for something.
477
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,547
Look...
478
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:40,685
♪
479
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,020
Cuts through grease.
480
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,421
-Oh.
-Yeah!
481
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,823
-Okay...
482
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,693
Uh...
One sec.
483
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,093
Ahh!
484
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,029
Here you are, sir.
485
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,765
-But there's grounds in my cup.
486
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,434
-Colombian grounds.
487
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,504
No, it's just like drinking
tea with the bag in!
488
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,439
Just a... Torn bag.
489
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,578
Hey.
490
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,381
-Burnt your hand
on the heating element?
491
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,683
-Repeatedly.
492
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,851
-Good.
493
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,421
-I deserve that.
494
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,923
I got a little crazy there,
didn't I?
495
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,927
Guess I got caught up
trying to be like... Dad.
496
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,964
Turns out neither of us are
that great at business, I guess.
497
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,599
-Money isn't everything.
498
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,569
-But aren't you tired of
lending me fish and chip money,
499
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,472
Or splitting a slushie two ways?
500
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,910
-That's what friends do.
501
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,345
-Start over?
502
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,880
But from here on out,
we're fully partners.
503
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,284
We'll do all the work
together, equally.
504
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,153
I mean, what's the point
of having money
505
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:53,157
If you don't have anyone
to spend it with?
506
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,226
-Okay.
507
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,893
Partners.
508
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,064
-Ahh!
Ah, that smarts.
509
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,002
-I know.
510
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,972
Well, let's get to work...
511
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,407
Partner.
512
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,109
Adult mark (v.O.): Friendship is like money:
513
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,978
Easier made than kept.
514
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,448
Doubling your money is great, but splitting it is better.
515
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,251
-Mark and ritche made... Oh!
516
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,854
$58.00 selling coffee!
517
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,123
And fox made...
518
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:30,027
$164.00?
519
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,895
-Fifty-fifty draw.
520
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,398
Kids thought that that was
their odds of winning, and...
521
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,933
I just didn't correct 'em.
522
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,534
[laughter]
523
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,271
Adult mark (v.O.):
Money is easy come...
524
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,872
- After months of lacklustre sales,
525
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:45,209
The sea plus juice factory is no more.
526
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,144
Adult mark (v.O.): Easy go.
527
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,180
But no matter how dark it gets,
528
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,883
The sun's always shining somewhere.
529
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,218
Anchor: [tv] and, due to public outcry,
530
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,554
The government has cancelled double daylight savings time.
531
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,358
The clocks go back to normal tonight.
532
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,227
Adult mark (v.O.):
The thing you need to be
533
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,295
Most careful about spending...
534
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,829
-Ah, lord...
535
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,832
I can't sleep!
536
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,035
It's too damn dark!
537
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,370
Ah...
Heh!
538
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,771
That's better.
539
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,039
Goodnight.
540
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,841
-Night, pop.
541
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,843
Adult mark (v.O.): ...Is time.
542
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,650
♪
543
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:30,121
♪
544
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:35,192
♪
545
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,929
♪
546
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,999
♪
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