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Adult mark (v.O.):
The provincial drama festival
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Was the stanley cup for theatre nerds,
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And I wanted to be the gretzky of the stage.
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Like jerry lewis and charlie chaplin,
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I was directing!
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We decided to write our own play,
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But my friends were as bad atwriting as they were at acting.
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-[stilted]
I have the test results.
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You're pregnant.
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-[melodramatic]
but I'm only 16!
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A-- a child having a child?!
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What'll I tell my parents?
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-That's not all.
You also have...
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Herpes!
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Adult mark (v.O.): We put the "drama" in drama festival.
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-It was supposed to be
just one kiss!
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But then I had just one beer,
and now I'll have just one baby!
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Mark: Fox!
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Come on,
this is the cue to cue!
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You're on lights.
This is for you!
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-Frig off,
you're not a teacher!
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You can't tell me what to do.
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-I'm the director.
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That's exactly what
I'm supposed to do.
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Tina...
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That was a little big.
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-A little big?
What's that even mean?
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-This play sucks!
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-Guys!
We can still win this.
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I mean, teen sex,
drugs, pregnancy!
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We're a shoe-in.
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The adjudicator
had a role on degrassi!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Stacey devine!
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A newfoundland actress on national tv.
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Unheard of!
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Stacey: [tv]
no running!
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Adult mark (v.O.): It was only one line, but still!
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This could be my big break!
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-My back hurts.
Can I get up now?
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-Fine.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
If we were going to win,
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They didn't need direction, they needed inspiration!
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-Guys...
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Who else is writing
their own show?
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This a collective.
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A troupe.
This is a family.
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Other schools may have
bigger casts or bigger sets.
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But...
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We've got something they don't.
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[inspirational music]
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Us!
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Now, let's take it from the top.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
This could be my big break.
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-Action!
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Ritche: Uh...
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Line?
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Adult mark (v.O.):
We didn't stand a chance.
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-[sighs]
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-You're late
gettin' that turkey in!
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He's gonna be here soon!
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-I'm goin' as fast as I can.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
The festival wasn't my only
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Acting challenge.
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Pop's brother was coming home from the states,
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So we all had to act like we were normal.
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-How's your play?
Mike, we need to get tickets.
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Mark: Oh, don't bother.
It's a disaster.
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I'm working with amateurs.
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-I know what you mean.
-[platter rattling]
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Stuff it!
Don't beat it to death.
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-Where does your
brother live, again?
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-Newfoundland...
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New jersey.
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-There's a newfoundland
in new jersey?
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-A lot of newfoundlanders
moved away
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During the depression.
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Now, your great-uncle leo
is a big success.
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He managed a steel plant.
He's the only rich critch.
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-So why's he
coming back here, then?
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Pop: Good question!
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He hasn't shown his face
around these parts in 25 years.
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'cause he's a stuck-up arse.
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-Whatever the reason,
he's coming,
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And we want him to feel at home.
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That's why we're throwing him
a nice thanksgiving dinner.
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-Isn't thanksgiving in October?
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-Americans
celebrate in November.
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That's what you call
"multiculturalism," hm?
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-Well, if he's so rich,
maybe he'll bring us
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Something nice
from new york, huh?
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-Heh.
Good luck.
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He's tighter than a cod's arse.
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He could peel an orange
in his pocket.
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Mary: Oh, pack!
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I lost me ring!
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-Where?
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Where do you think?
Up its arse!
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-You can't serve a turkey
with a ring inside!
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It's not a box of cracker jacks.
Find it!
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-Ah!
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Oh.
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It was in the dressing.
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-Stuffing, not dressing!
Stuffing!
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It's an american thanksgiving.
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-I will stuff you!
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-Never seen an american before.
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-They're like mainlanders,
only louder.
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-Hm.
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-Were you in my room?
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-No.
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Swear to god...
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-Then why are you
wearing my turtle neck?
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-It's my director aesthetic.
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-Ah. Nerd.
I'm gonna kill ya!
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-No!
-Come here!
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Mike sr: Boys, boys!
Now, stop your skylarking!
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Mark: Not the face!
I am an actor!
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Mary: If I drop
this friggin' turkey...
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-[distant knocking]
-mike sr: Give it up!
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Come here!
Give it up!
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Alright, quit it!
Give it up!
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Give it up!
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-I knocked!
-Leo?
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-You never answered.
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-It's not always about you, leo.
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Brothers.
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Leo: So I told him,
"I run this steel yard,
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"you're workin' for me,
you're on time.
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"you're fired!"
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-[pop grumbles]
-[boys laugh]
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-You know, I'm currently
dealing with some staffing...
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Incompetencies, myself.
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-In this world, the only person
you rely on is yourself.
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Adult mark (v.O.): I'd never seen american bravado before.
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He was like john wayne and frank sinatra mixed together.
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Leo: Hey, boys.
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Something to remember me by.
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A little greenie.
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-Oh...
-American money!
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-There's always been
two critch brothers.
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Me and pat...
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Your dad, poor brendan...
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And now, you two boys.
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No more fighting?
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-Yes, sir.
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-There you go.
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-Alright,
stop playing the big shot, leo.
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There's no need for that.
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-Ah, who's it gonna hurt?
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I got plenty anyway
and no one to give it to.
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Hey, that reminds me.
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Mark, will you bring that
big box from the hallway?
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Mary, darling, come in here!
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-Ah, supper-- I mean, dinner,
is almost ready.
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-This is for you.
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-Oh...
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-When my jenny died,
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I started giving her clothes
to the goodwill.
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Then I decided to come home
and I thought,
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"here's where they'll
do more good."
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-Oh...
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[quietly]
oh...
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-Well, that is...
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Quite a dress.
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Pop: Did you forget
to pack the penicillin?
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Where do you think this is?
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We don't need
your care packages!
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-It's very kind of you, leo.
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-Yeah, you know, mom,
you should try it on.
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-Oh, not while I'm cooking.
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I wouldn't want
to get a stain on it.
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-But, mom...
It's from america!
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Pop: Careful in the kitchen.
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Looks flammable.
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-[chuckles awkwardly]
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Mike jr: [quietly]
my god!
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-[chuckles]
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An american thanksgiving
in newfoundland.
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They'll never
believe me back home!
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-So, pop,
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You ever wish you went off
to live in the states like leo?
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-He did.
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-Ah, that's enough of that.
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-Did you see
the empire state building?
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Leo: See it?
We built it!
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We worked
in the high steel together.
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-Alright, alright,
if the story's gonna be told,
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I'll tell you the story.
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He'll only arse it up.
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So, we went to new york.
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Nobody had built
that high before.
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The yankees recruited
the newfoundlanders
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Because we weren't
afraid of heights.
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We were used to climbing
the rigging of the schooners.
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There was no work back home,
so off we went,
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To new york
to work the high steel.
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They laughed at us
and called us "fish,"
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But it was the newfoundlanders
that built new york!
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All we had was each other,
and our only inheritance...
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Our late father's watch.
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Just in case we had to hawk it.
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-So, did you have
to sell the watch?
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-I was tempted...
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Many a time.
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But I just couldn't
bear to part with it.
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-You've still got the watch?
-[watch ticking]
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-Can I hold it?
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Pop: Ah, now, that there
is the last thing on earth
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That your great-grandfather
owned.
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-Hey, gimme that.
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-Still tickin'.
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-Pop, why'd you come back?
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-I dunno.
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It just...
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Wasn't for me.
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-Yeah, you left me behind
in the concrete jungle.
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Can you imagine?
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-Were you scared?
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-Scared?
Terrified!
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You can't depend on your
brother, who can you count on?
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But I learned to
do it for myself.
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Never let anyone stand in your
way of climbing to the top.
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Even if you have to build
the top yourself, like I did!
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-Happy american thanksgiving!
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-Oh, my.
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Oh, that was her
second favourite dress.
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-Second?
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-I buried her
in her good dress.
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[morose music]
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♪
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That was the best meal
I had since jenny died.
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-Mm-hm.
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-They're good boys.
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You gotta stop 'em
fighting, though.
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Life's too short
for brothers to fall out.
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-You didn't tell me
you still had the watch.
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-You're not still
mad about that?
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-Look, I was the oldest.
It was my watch.
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-Yeah, you left it behind
when you left me behind.
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-I left the watch for you,
in case you had to sell it.
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-I'd die before
I ever sold that watch.
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It's the only thing
I have of him.
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Or you!
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We had a plan.
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We were gonna make our money
and go into business together.
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Critch brothers.
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Then you upped and left me
for a girl.
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-Kate wrote to me and told me
she was pregnant.
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I had to choose my family.
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-I'm your family too, pat.
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With jenny gone, you're the only
family I have left, pat.
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I came here to see you because
life's too short to quarrel.
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-I wouldn't know how long it is.
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I haven't got a watch.
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00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:38,169
[watch ticking]
256
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,272
Adult mark (v.O.):
Leo was right.
257
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,075
The only person I could count on was myself.
258
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,210
I stayed up all night rewriting.
259
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,246
I was gonna make it to the top,
260
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,282
Even if I had to walk over my friends to get there.
261
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,623
Newscaster: [tv] cfl action, third and final round.
262
00:10:58,758 --> 00:10:59,557
Oh, interception!
263
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,626
-Canadian football is terrible.
264
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,961
-Football was
invented in canada.
265
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:07,365
-At mcgill university, by a...
-Leo: Newfoundlander.
266
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,166
Pop: Exactly.
267
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,001
-Hey.
268
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,270
What's in the bag?
269
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,905
-Oh, this, yeah.
270
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,174
Uh, I was just
throwing some stuff out.
271
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,575
-Oh, yeah?
272
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,377
-Just...
273
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,113
-Oh, my hat and my shirt...
274
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:25,383
-I needed some costumes
for the play.
275
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,651
Support the arts!
276
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,586
-You stay out of my room, okay?
277
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,788
That's it! That's done.
278
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,856
-Hey, hey, guys, look.
279
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,459
I got a bunch of old clothes
in that box I brought.
280
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,794
You can have 'em.
281
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,295
Let's go take a look.
282
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,266
Come on.
283
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,868
Hey, go easy on the kid, huh?
284
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,937
You'll remember
every time you didn't.
285
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:52,143
[poignant music]
286
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,347
Adult mark (v.O.): My newversion of the play had it all:
287
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,216
Drama, romance, comedy.
288
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,817
The only thing it didn't have
289
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,085
Was stuff anyone else had written.
290
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,555
-You rewrote my speech?
291
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,656
How the hell am I supposed to
learn new lines?
292
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:06,924
The show's tonight!
293
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,126
-You want fame?
Well, fame costs.
294
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,295
And right here is
where you start paying.
295
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,030
With sweat.
296
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,966
-I don't want fame.
297
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,302
Ritche: Hey!
The song I wrote is cut.
298
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,570
-Oh...
299
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,037
The song.
300
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,973
Well, it just wasn't working.
301
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,575
I didn't have the heart
to say it before,
302
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,177
But it's show "business,"
not show "friends."
303
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,545
Adult mark (v.O.):
Leo was right.
304
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,415
If I wanted it done right, I'd have to do it myself.
305
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,650
-I don't have
any lines at all now.
306
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,051
My parents are coming.
307
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,687
-There are no small parts, gary.
308
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,521
Only small actors.
309
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,923
-I guess I quit, then.
310
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,592
Mark: Quit?
You can't quit!
311
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,528
The show's tonight!
-Man, you really messed that up.
312
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,463
-If you don't go back
to the old script,
313
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,398
I'm gonna quit too.
314
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,933
Adult mark (v.O.):
I couldn't give in.
315
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,201
I was the director!
316
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,402
-Fine.
317
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,704
You're fired.
318
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,473
-You can't fire me.
I quit!
319
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,007
-Still a little big.
320
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,612
-Come on, ritche.
321
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,746
-Ritche...
322
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,648
-I'm only in her scenes.
323
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,682
What's the point?
324
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:05,850
-You're my best friend!
325
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,352
-Then why'd you cut my song?
326
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,587
-Uh...
327
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,589
Adult mark (v.O.): If my friends didn't have my back...
328
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,723
-Fine!
329
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,425
Adult mark (v.O.):
I'd have my own.
330
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,628
-I wrote it, I'm directing it,
and I'll star in it too.
331
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,833
You're not quitting?
332
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:22,900
-The only reason I'm staying
333
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:26,171
Is to see
how this all goes down.
334
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,140
Adult mark (v.O.): If I didn't need anyone but myself,
335
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,408
Why did I feel so lonely?
336
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,118
-You're leaving so soon?
337
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,587
Things moving too slow
in the sticks?
338
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,454
-[chuckles]
339
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,790
I spent the first
20 years of my life
340
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,392
Trying to get away
from this place,
341
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,561
And I spent the last 20
wishing I'd never left.
342
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,330
-Hey, you don't have to go.
343
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,465
You could spend
the next 20 here.
344
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,874
-I don't have 20, pat.
345
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,446
[poignant music]
346
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,081
♪
347
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,617
-How long you got?
348
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,819
-Who knows.
349
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,453
The doctor's just a kid.
350
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,457
But he was right
about jenny, so...
351
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:29,100
I figured newfoundland
would be just as I left it.
352
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,769
Like it was waiting for me.
353
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,505
But time moves on.
354
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,842
And coming back ain't the same
as never leaving.
355
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,978
-Hm.
356
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,313
You did good.
357
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,016
You deserve to be proud.
358
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,653
-Hey, you win, pat.
359
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:53,324
What you built here, that'll
last longer than any skyscraper.
360
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,626
You're the one
that should be proud.
361
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:56,894
-Hm.
362
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,730
You know,
I think we both ended up
363
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,065
Where we we're supposed to be.
364
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,601
-[chuckles]
365
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,669
Here...
366
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,672
Leo: This is yours.
367
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,308
[watch ticking]
368
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,245
-Ah.
369
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,814
You hold onto it.
370
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,684
I'll get it next time.
371
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,420
-I'm out of time, pat.
372
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,891
Thanks for lending it to me.
373
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,429
♪
374
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,966
♪
375
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,769
♪
376
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,771
Announcement: And now the entry from st. Bridget's school,
377
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,239
"just a baby myself,"
378
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,310
Written, directed by, and starring mark critch.
379
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,448
-Attention, students!
380
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:57,188
We have an expert here today
to talk to you about the, uh...
381
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,223
The s word!
382
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,226
The, uh, "s-e-x" word.
383
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,797
["cool" voice] oh, wow.
Hah!
384
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,833
Adults can never talk to us kids
straight about sex.
385
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,335
Hah!
386
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,170
[jazz music playing]
387
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,105
-[regular voice]
who said that?
388
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,009
["cool" voice]
I did.
389
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:23,313
But adults never hear us kids,
do they?
390
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,483
Did I just break
the fourth wall?
391
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,353
Better get a repair man,
'cause, yeah, I did.
392
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,355
You want the straight stuff?
393
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,858
This may not be your story...
394
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,092
But it could be!
395
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,294
So, be careful.
396
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,029
Careful...
397
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,597
Of sex.
398
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,035
[electric guitar note]
399
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,436
-My coat?
400
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,571
[punk voice]
hey! Huh!
401
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,373
Name's chuck.
402
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,009
♪
403
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,978
There are three things I love.
404
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,848
Girls, drugs, and sex.
405
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,053
And one thing I hate...
406
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,554
Condoms.
407
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,590
Adult mark (v.O.): The problem with not needing anybody
408
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,258
Is not having anyone to tell you
409
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,560
When you're making a fool of yourself.
410
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,295
-God...
411
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,869
Adult mark (v.O.): The thing about being in the spotlight
412
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,205
Is that you can't see who's in the audience.
413
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,140
-I have the test results...
414
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,812
You're pregnant.
415
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,680
[high voice]
but I'm only 16.
416
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,415
A baby myself!
417
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,218
I-I mean...
What'll I tell my parents?
418
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,756
It was supposed to be
just one kiss!
419
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,493
How could I fall for
all the lies he told me?
420
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,895
["cool" voice] you can't
get pregnant the first time!
421
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,364
You can't get pregnant
in a swimming pool.
422
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,801
You can't get pregnant if you
use a chip bag as a condom.
423
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,136
-Ugh!
424
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,538
-[high voice]
I was an unwed mother.
425
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,576
There was no bou-quet
but that was o-kay.
426
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,211
I mean, what would you
get a teen bride, anyway?
427
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,049
A bouquet of oopsie-daisies?
428
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,985
And remember, my name's lisa,
429
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,520
But it could be...
430
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,587
You.
431
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,690
I'm gonna raise my son
to respect women.
432
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,125
Women...
433
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,493
Like me.
434
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,396
[spotlight apparatus creaking]
435
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,235
[silence]
436
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,673
[hesitant applause]
437
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,407
-Thank you, thank you!
438
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:37,281
[more applause]
439
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,418
Announcement: There will be a short intermission
440
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,753
While the next school sets up.
441
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,221
-That was hilarious.
442
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,556
As good as a concert.
443
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,792
-It's not supposed to be funny.
444
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,826
-Well...
445
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,495
-Mark...
-Miss devine!
446
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,964
Can I say, you were just
phenomenal on degrassi!
447
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,633
-Thank you.
448
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,303
The other kids in the program,
were they sick, or...
449
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,771
-They weren't like us.
450
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,841
They didn't have that, uh,
killer instinct, you know?
451
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:09,113
-The cast list is very different
than what was submitted.
452
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,315
Theatre is a team sport, mark.
453
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,118
I'm afraid you're disqualified.
454
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,520
Save the drama for the stage.
455
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,389
You, young lady, you were great.
456
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,924
Very professional.
457
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,027
Walk with me?
458
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,063
Adult mark (v.O.): Fox beamed brighter than any spotlight.
459
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,999
But for me, it was curtains.
460
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,503
-That was somethin'.
461
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,238
-Here to see me
embarrass myself?
462
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,673
-No.
463
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,110
Actually, I'm here to see just
how much of my stuff you stole.
464
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,812
-Look, I'm sorry
I stole all your stuff.
465
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,549
-We're brothers, right?
466
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,052
What's mine is yours.
467
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,353
-Same.
468
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,890
-I don't want any of your stuff.
469
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,492
-Understandable.
470
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,296
-Head up.
471
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,167
-[sighs]
472
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,568
Congratulations.
473
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,504
At least one of us has
a future in show business.
474
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,106
-I don't want one.
475
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,975
Neither did anybody else.
476
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,445
-Wha...
Does everyone hate me?
477
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,247
-So what if they do?
478
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,515
You don't need
anyone else, right?
479
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,321
Look, maybe you should
try doing something
480
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,924
The rest of us wanna do
once in a while.
481
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,593
Not everything
has to be a one-man show.
482
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,064
-We need to set up.
483
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,132
-We're going, nerd.
484
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,201
Adult mark (v.O.): Sometimes we lock others out
485
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,270
Because we're afraid to let them in.
486
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,139
-Oh, uh, let me get this end.
487
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,908
-Thanks.
488
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,244
Adult mark (v.O.): But nobody can do it all on their own.
489
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,214
♪
490
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,482
-Oops.
491
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,684
Adult mark (v.O.): Sure, you can go it alone,
492
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,221
But life is sweeter with someone to share it.
493
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,423
-That's a sin for you!
494
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,858
Adult mark (v.O.):
Life's too short
495
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,493
When you're with the people you love,
496
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,162
And too long when you're on your own.
497
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,765
♪
498
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,167
♪
499
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,303
Adult mark (v.O.): So, don't make it all about yourself,
500
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,771
And you might learn,
501
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,307
We make the best musicwhen we learn to play together.
502
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,976
-One, two, three, four!
-[dissonant music]
503
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:23,880
♪
504
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,651
♪
505
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,720
♪
506
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,389
[dissonant music continues]
507
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:39,063
♪
508
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,934
♪
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