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Adult mark (v.O.):
There was a time when
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The biggest decision a boy had to make on valentine's day
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Was whether to go with the he-man or the spiderman cards.
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But I was a teenager now, and like me,
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My valentines had matured.
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-Oh, "you're one foxy lady,
be my valentine."
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Well, now!
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-Mom, a little privacy.
-She'll love it.
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-I have some
for my other friends.
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-I know.
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But this is a special one.
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Oh!
You packed your own lunch?
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-I'm not a baby anymore.
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-[groans softly]
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-Did the mail come?
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-Pop, they're in
alphabetical order!
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-What?
-Stop--
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Mary: No, the mail
did not come today,
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So you're just
gonna have to wait.
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-Wait?
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That's like playing a game
of russian roulette at my age.
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-Won't be mail any time soon.
The post office is on strike.
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-Damn pinko posties!
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I mean, I need my cheque!
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-Well,
your breakfast is free, hm?
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-I mean, if they're on strike,
I'm on strike.
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I'm going back to bed.
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-Mike! Breakfast.
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Mark's been doing
his valentine's cards.
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Did you remember yours?
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-Oh! That reminds me,
I ran into yim lee.
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Terrible news.
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-Who's that?
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-When your father and I
were first married,
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We lived over a chinese
restaurant on water street.
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Lovely couple. Hm.
What's wrong?
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-He's opening a new location
down the road,
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And he's invited us
there tomorrow night,
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The whole family.
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-Oh, that's wonderful!
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-For you!
I hate restaurants.
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-Oh.
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-And it's the grand opening.
Whole place is gonna be packed!
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-Aw, it's a date,
on valentine's day!
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Oh, mike.
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-Ah, I suppose there's
no getting out of it now.
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Yim's been good to us.
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-[phone ringing]
-oh, for the love of god!
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[picks up phone]
hello?
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Mark, it's for you.
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It's cara.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Cara!
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Protestant princess.
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The most exotic person I knew.
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And even though she had kicked my ass on regional television,
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I was inexplicably drawn to her,
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Like mr. Chafe to a can of vienna sausages.
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-Uh, hello?
-Cara: [phone] hi.
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So, I was thinking,
I want you to be my valentine.
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Tomorrow's Friday.
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We should do something.
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Adult mark (v.O.): I'd never said no to a girl before.
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I'd never said yes either, but still.
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-Uh, wow!
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Your-- your valentine?
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Uh, that is quite the offer.
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Uh, thank you.
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You see, my family and I are
going out for dinner, so I...
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-Then it's a date.
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Talk later...
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Valentine.
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[dial tone]
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[hangs up phone]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Cupid's arrow had shot me in the foot.
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-I thought you already
had a valentine.
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-Mom! Privacy!
-Hm!
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Breakfast.
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Should be able to eat
a lot with two faces, hm?
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-I've lost my appetite.
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I'm going to school.
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Mike sr: Breaking news!
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Late last night,
early this morning,
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Negotiations with the
postal workers' union broke off
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With government hoping to
"stamp out" an uprising.
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They told the union
the "cheque is in the mail,"
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But neither rain, nor sleet,
nor snow will keep the posties
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From coming back to the table.
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Mike critch,
the vocm news service.
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-Hey, dad, we need the room.
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We're gettin' a photo
for the new
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Vo magic morning billboard.
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-Where's dick?
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-Jesus, mary, and joseph.
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-Looks great, dick.
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-What looks great?
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-The-- you--
[clears throat awkwardly]
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-Am I, uh, still taking
the photo, or, uh...
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-No, gertie, that'll do.
Thank you.
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-Yeah.
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-What's all this about?
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-I'm shagged, mike, b'y.
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Mr. Murphy is practically giving
my show to your youngster.
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You know what that means.
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I'm slipping down the dial.
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First it's mornings,
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Then the afternoon drive,
then oldies...
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Then fired!
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-You're not wrong.
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-What?
-I mean, don't worry about it.
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-Oh, c'mon, mike, b'y.
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I'm gonna be 40 soon.
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-Look, dick,
we're all gettin' older.
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Maybe it's just time
you started to...
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Act your age.
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[rock music]
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♪
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[guitar solo]
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♪
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-Mary: Ah, here.
-Thank you.
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-Thanks for coming over,
suzanne.
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I just don't know what to do
with myself these days!
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Young mike's always working,
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And mark don't want to be
anywhere near me.
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And his father is just
too stressed to talk to.
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It's like nobody
needs me anymore.
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-Did my cheque come?
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-Will you frig off?
I'm talking to suzanne!
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-Oh.
-[both muttering greetings]
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-Ever since my ex moved, I...
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I've been having a hard time
making ends meet.
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I had to take another job.
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-Oh, sin.
What are you doing now?
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-I'm a scab
down to the post office.
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-Well, what do you do?
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-Well, it's just sorting mail.
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Sometimes
they get me to deliver it.
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It's just a couple of hours
a day until the strike is over.
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Jeez, girl, mary girl.
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They're always
looking for fill-ins.
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Why don't you come down
with me and sign up?
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-Oh, I don't know, girl.
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I mean, what about
the ones on strike?
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Isn't that bad?
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-Oh, well--
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-You know,
the way I looks at it,
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If there weren't scabs--
replacement workers--
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Then they'd be forced
to go back to work.
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I mean, you'd be
supporting their cause...
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From the inside.
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-I don't know, pop.
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-Oh!
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I mean,
you know what your trouble is?
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You are co-dependent.
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-What?
-No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't.
I saw it on donahue.
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Because you give
and you give and you give.
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But you can't
set yourself on fire
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Just to keep other people warm.
Take the job!
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Say goodbye to "mom."
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Say hello to "mary" again!
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-You are right.
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That crowd would
be lucky to have me!
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-Yeah!
-I'm gonna do it.
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[all laughing]
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-Ah, good!
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Oh... And, uh, listen,
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While you're down there,
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Would you look for my cheque?
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Ritche: So, let me
get this straight.
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You have not one,
but two girlfriends now?
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You've gone full archie andrews!
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-Look, it's not like that.
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Cara and fox are just...
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Two friends
who happen to be girls.
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-They both have
feelings for you.
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-Your point being?
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-You need to be
honest with them.
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-I know, I...
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I like them both.
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And they both seem to like me.
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And I really like being liked.
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-And if fox finds out,
she's gonna be really hurt.
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Then she's really
gonna hurt you.
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-Hey, guys.
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What are you talking about?
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-Uh... Nothing.
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[fox sighs]
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Tv: Our final story tonight is all about looking for love.
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-Where the hell's your mudder?
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Tv: A marvellous horse by the name of shagra...
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-We should be
a quarter to dessert by now!
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-Shh!
-[phone ringing on tv]
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- Meet the amazing shagra. - [pop laughing]
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Adult mark (v.O.): I bought the chocolates for fox,
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But with mom gone, this was a matter of survival.
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Pop: Yeah, whoa, chocolate!
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Ooh-hoo!
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-Hm, coconut, disgusting!
-[front door opens and shuts]
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-Where's the map?
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Mike sr: Mary!
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Where the hell have you been?
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-Oh, didn't pop tell ya?
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I got a temp job
down at the post office.
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-Oh, awesome, mom.
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-You're a scab?
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-I'll make dinner.
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-But we already ate.
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So there.
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-What? Wha-- wha--
what?
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-Well...
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That's just fine, then.
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-It's very fine, indeed.
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Mark: Dad...
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-I can't read this!
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Here.
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Bite that.
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-Mm... Orange.
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-This thing is a mine field.
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Sister rose: I know
you are anxious
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To pass out your valentines,
children.
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But remember,
the real saint valentine
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Was not some
chocolate-crazed sex fiend.
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He married christians in secrecy
until he was discovered
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By the roman emperor, arrested,
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And beaten to death with clubs
and beheaded...
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On February 14th.
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-So...
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"love hurts"?
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[class laughs]
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[ruler slams]
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[school bell rings]
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Adult mark (v.O.): Passing out valentines in class.
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It didn't mean you actually loved someone...
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Until it did.
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As long as I didn't give her my card,
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I'd be in the clear.
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Love must really be blind,
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Because I did not see that coming.
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-Oh!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
If I had two valentines,
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My heart would not be the only thing broken.
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-I...
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Don't have yours.
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I-I didn't know you were
into this kind of stuff.
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-Oh, no, I'm not.
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It's a joke.
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It's totally stupid.
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-Yeah, right.
Stupid, right?
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-Mm-hm.
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-So, wanna hang out?
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-Uh... Uh, I can't.
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Because I've got a family thing.
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With just my family.
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Alone.
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All of us.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Smooth.
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-Yeah, me too.
258
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,246
I got somewhere I gotta be.
259
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,447
-Where?
260
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,917
-What are you,
writing a book?
261
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,455
-Valentine's day is stupid.
262
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,123
-Yeah.
263
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,124
Stupid.
264
00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,393
-Stupid.
265
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,862
Adult mark (v.O.):
Lies are wrong,
266
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,431
But sometimes the truth isn't right either.
267
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,872
-"girl you know it's true"
by mile-y vanilla.
268
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,207
He's some singer,
one of my faves.
269
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,143
Keeping you alive
on the afternoon drive,
270
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,811
I'm dick dunphy.
271
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:50,214
Slippin' down to number four,
here's glass tiger.
272
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:57,021
["someday" by glass tiger
playing]
273
00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,956
590 vocm requests.
274
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,892
You've got a dick on the line.
275
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,960
Girl: [phone]
hi, is this dick dunphy?
276
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,495
-The one and only, my lovely.
277
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,831
- Oh, wow. Um...
278
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,099
I'm kinda nervous.
279
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,300
-Don't be, my ducky.
280
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,036
Celebrities are just like
regular people
281
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,303
'cept everybody knows 'em.
282
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,038
- Yeah, it's just...
283
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,207
I've been waiting to talk to you my whole life.
284
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,209
-And how long
has that been, honey?
285
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,244
- I'm 19.
286
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,313
-[quietly]
still got it.
287
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,381
What's your name, ducky?
288
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,382
-Amanda.
289
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,450
Amanda loveless.
290
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,052
-Loveless?
291
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,788
Now, you wouldn't be anything
to yvonne loveless, would ya?
292
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,790
-That's my mom.
293
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,259
-Look, look,
I knows your mudder, and--
294
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,327
-I'm just gonna say it.
295
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,195
I think I'm your daughter.
296
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,331
I just found something out. Can we meet--
297
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,800
[slams down phone]
298
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,201
♪
299
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,804
-Let's see.
Ooh, dick dunphy...
300
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,939
Huh...
301
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,275
Personal and confidential.
302
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,409
Hoo-hoo-hoo,
this should be good!
303
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,411
Mary: Hey!
304
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,613
That's a federal offence,
you old coot!
305
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,114
You got your cheque.
306
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,084
Leave other people's mail alone!
I still have to deliver these.
307
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,486
-What, you're delivering
and sorting?
308
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,487
-Mm-hm.
309
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,622
-Oh, they must really
need you down there.
310
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,224
Way more than up here.
311
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,959
-It's nice to be needed.
312
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,126
-Yeah.
313
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,829
-Look, this one's for you.
314
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,498
It's from the church.
315
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,966
-Good god, mary!
316
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,234
You're bringing mail home now?
We'll all be arrested!
317
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,771
-It's for me.
-Iron your shirt!
318
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,505
And give this to dick dunphy.
319
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,408
If that's not too scabby for ya.
320
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,044
-Uh, you better do it.
321
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,045
-Why is it wet?
322
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,381
-Huh?
323
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,317
Hoo-hoo!
324
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,519
Oh, it's from sister rose.
325
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,854
A valentine.
326
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,456
-That's the sacred
heart of jesus.
327
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,857
It's a mass card.
328
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,026
Are you sick?
329
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,328
-Naughty girl.
330
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,464
-Oh... Ugh.
331
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,802
["someday" by glass tiger
playing]
332
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,871
[door opens]
333
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,273
♪
334
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,342
-Hey, dick.
335
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,210
-Don't do that, mike b'y.
336
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,212
I'm 40!
337
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,480
-Uh...
338
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,082
Mom wanted me
to give this to you.
339
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,353
-Geez.
340
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,155
It's from my old flame,
yvonne loveless.
341
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,027
"dick, we have a daughter amanda
342
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,164
"who will try and contact you
soon if she already hasn't.
343
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,632
"her number is on the bottom.
344
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,202
"you can contact her
if you wish,
345
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,669
"but don't contact me."
346
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,174
So... I am someone's daddy.
347
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,378
-Maybe you should
reach out to her.
348
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:37,715
-Oh, I don't know.
349
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,051
What if she don't like me?
350
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,986
-That's impossible.
351
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:46,925
[poignant music]
352
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,960
[dialling number]
353
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,933
[line ringing]
354
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,603
-Amanda: [phone] hello?
-Hello, amanda?
355
00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,937
-Yes?
356
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,472
-It's dick.
357
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,673
Your dad.
358
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,444
What are you at
for valen-time's?
359
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,016
Adult mark (v.O.):
I was so confused.
360
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,151
How could I have feelings for two girls?
361
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,220
Cara had been in and out of my life,
362
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,357
But fox had always been there.
363
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,358
♪
364
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,294
-Ow! Frig!
365
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,031
-Dozed off there?
366
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,100
-Yeah, I'm bagged.
367
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,169
I had to get my brother
ready this morning
368
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,071
And I gotta watch him again
after school, and then...
369
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,441
Don't matter.
Just...
370
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,577
My mom's never home no more,
and things just...
371
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,979
Suck lately.
372
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,514
You know?
373
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:47,218
Driver: Kid,
are you gettin' off or not?
374
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,219
-Just a minute!
375
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,595
Happy valentine's?
376
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,999
-I thought
you never had one for me.
377
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,535
-It's nothing special.
378
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,440
-It's really nice.
379
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,743
It's a real one, not a kid one.
That's--
380
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,411
Driver: Come on, kid!
381
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,214
-Yeah, sorry!
382
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,218
Bye! Love you.
383
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,419
[record scratch sound]
384
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,353
Adult mark (v.O.): " love you"?
385
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,555
-I mean, bye.
386
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,791
Adult mark (v.O.):
What the hell was I doing?
387
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,225
Kids: Ooh!
388
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,360
Adult mark (v.O.): Damn cupid!
389
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,062
Who gives a baby a bow and arrow?
390
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,673
♪
391
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,710
♪
392
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,544
♪
393
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,612
Waitress: Welcome to kenmount.
394
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,648
Mary: Thank you.
395
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,150
Mark: Thank you.
396
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,784
Mike sr: So,
what are you having?
397
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,153
Mary: Beef and broccoli.
398
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,454
-What's in that?
399
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,489
I don't know what I want.
400
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,025
-It's all good.
We can get two number ones.
401
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,793
-Why don't we just
split a number two, then?
402
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,262
-It's not enough.
You should split a number three.
403
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,131
-Yeah.
-Three doesn't go into two.
404
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,402
-Hi, mike, mary!
-Oh!
405
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:12,837
-Thanks so much for coming.
406
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,273
-Oh, yim.
What a terrific spot!
407
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,207
What an amazing menu
you have here.
408
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,675
We're gonna
split a number three,
409
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,679
And maybe get a side
of that nice red gravy.
410
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,547
-Perfect.
I'll get your waitress.
411
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,352
-What?
412
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,488
-So, cara...
413
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,490
What does your father do?
414
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,626
-My dad's an engineer,
and my mom teaches nursing.
415
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,361
-Well, that's nice!
416
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,496
I work too.
417
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,898
-Oh, mark hasn't mentioned.
418
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,466
What do you do, ms. Critch?
419
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,768
-Well...
-She's a scab.
420
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,637
-Mailman. [coughs]
421
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,305
Mom's a mailman.
422
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,306
-Yes.
423
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,776
-Ooh, meatballs!
424
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,111
Made with chicken?
425
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,381
-I might have to use
a public facility.
426
00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:00,250
Why didn't you ask me if I had
to go before we left the house?
427
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,253
-I can't do anything right!
428
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,824
-What's this all about?
429
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,194
-I'm not needed home anymore.
430
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,396
I get it.
431
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,931
-Not needed?
432
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,668
Sure, I'm all wrinkled
and half starved to death.
433
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,470
But you're more than that.
434
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,739
You're the glue holds
this whole family together.
435
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,410
Those posties,
they got a damn fine worker,
436
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,613
But we lost a wonderful boss.
437
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:37,288
Pop: Oh, get a room.
438
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,657
I've lost my appetite.
439
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,559
-Hi, can I take your...
440
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,761
[dramatic music]
441
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,463
-Oh...
-Fox!
442
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,198
-You work here?
443
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,169
Cute.
444
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,537
-No, wait!
445
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,173
Wait, just...
446
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,276
[grunts]
ridiculous...
447
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,245
[mike sr. Sighs]
448
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,846
Mark: Fox, just...
449
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,285
Why didn't you tell me
you had a job?
450
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,387
-Why didn't you tell me
you had a girlfriend?
451
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,857
-Uh...
452
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,325
-Figures.
453
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,927
Couldn't take cinderella
out to dinner, right?
454
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,864
I mean, who'd serve it?
455
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,999
-I think it's cool
you work here, I just...
456
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,767
-I didn't have a choice!
457
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,603
Since dad shagged off,
mom can't keep up.
458
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,809
So, what was with the card?
459
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,877
You pity me?
460
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,412
-No.
461
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,147
No, she asked me.
462
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,882
I-I didn't know what to say,
but I promise,
463
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,853
I got my card for you first,
I swear.
464
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,420
-You could have said no,
465
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,789
"I like someone else,"
and not waste my time.
466
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,827
Or is that too grown-up for you?
467
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,962
-No...
-Where's the payphone?
468
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,832
I'm gonna call my mom.
469
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,500
-Please, just...
470
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:03,574
♪
471
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,877
-So...
472
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,445
So, now, maybe we can--
473
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,713
-Arse.
474
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,783
Adult mark (v.O.): Love is truly a mysterious thing.
475
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,753
Charlie dore: ♪ pilot of the airwaves ♪
476
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,255
♪ here is my request ♪
477
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,923
Adult mark (v.O.):
Whether it's old love...
478
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,858
Charlie dore: ♪ you don't have to play it ♪
479
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,859
♪ but I hope you'll do your best ♪
480
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,795
Adult mark (v.O.): Love that we're not ready for...
481
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,364
Charlie dore: ♪ I've been listening to your show ♪
482
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,367
♪ on the radio ♪
483
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:34,605
♪ and you seem like a friend to me ♪
484
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,740
♪
485
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:40,878
♪ or a record of your choice, I don't mind ♪
486
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,948
Adult mark (v.O.): Or justa love for what you do in life.
487
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,083
♪ saying this is for the girl ♪
488
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,552
♪ who didn't sign her name ♪
489
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,554
Adult mark (v.O.):
Or love of family.
490
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,824
♪
491
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,027
Charlie dore: ♪ late at night I'm still listening... ♪
492
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,029
-Ooh!
493
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,365
Second level.
494
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,699
Oh-ho-ho.
495
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,435
Mm...
496
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,705
Mm, crap!
497
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,906
Orange.
498
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,042
Ooh, do you want one?
499
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,643
I mean, you bought them.
500
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,777
-You can have 'em.
501
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,513
-Hm.
502
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,982
You know, you may think
I'm a bit of a glutton
503
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,518
For eating all your chocolates,
but I'll remind you,
504
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,355
You're the one who's trying
to get two girlfriends.
505
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,658
-It's not like that.
I...
506
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,061
I just like them
for different things.
507
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,396
-It seems to me
508
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,732
That cara is trying to
push herself into your heart,
509
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,803
But little miss red already
has a special place there.
510
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,640
Am I right?
511
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,342
♪
512
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,744
-I'm pretty sure
she doesn't want
513
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,013
Anything to do with me anymore.
514
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,616
-You know, sometimes
really loving someone
515
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,820
Means knowing
when to let them go.
516
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,558
-How do I know how to do that?
517
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,626
-Well, don't ask me!
518
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,929
I've never been able
to figure that out.
519
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,465
♪
520
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,500
♪
521
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,834
-Night, pop.
522
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,170
Adult mark (v.O.): I guess you can't follow your heart
523
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,906
If it's more confused than your head.
524
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Disgusting!
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