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Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
How is everyone?
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Adult mark: The church encouraged us to volunteer
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In the community.
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That's how I booked my first gig.
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You know there's a prize
for getting older?
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Yep, you get a trophy!
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Adult mark: All aspiring comedians
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Need stage time to grow.
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And no stage ages you faster than the games room
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Of st. Martin's retirement home!
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You know, a-trophy, when you
don't use your muscles enough?
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Boo!
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Boos are for ghosts,
mr. Mullins!
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And you haven't passed on...
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Yet!
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Adult mark: In a room full of octogenarians,
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I was the one dying.
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It's like hell's
waiting room in here.
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Oh, sorry, no offence.
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Is anyone having a birthday?
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Adult mark: Pop came along to support me--
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And get snacks.
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Oh no, I'm not--
oh, oh, yeah.
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Fine, well, why not?
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There you are, sir.
Pudding cup?
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Oh!
Well, I could get used to this.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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Um, millicent.
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Millicent?
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Not millie hearn!
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Patrick critch!
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Oh!
Of course!
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How are you?
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A little bit older,
but twice as handsome.
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Pop: [chuckles]
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You're looking
your usual beautiful self.
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Unlike that linda foley.
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My god, I saw her yesterday.
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Millie: I heard
her son lost his license.
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Duis all over the place.
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Pop!
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-Huh?
-Do you mind?
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Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
who likes impressions?
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Ha-ha.
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Give it up for
president ronald reagan!
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[applause & pop whistling]
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Mark: Ha-ha, thank you!
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I'm delighted
to be here tonight.
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But then again, at my age,
I'm delighted to be anywhere.
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[one person claps]
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[silence]
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Adult mark: My first walk-out needed a walker!
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Tough crowd!
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Mark: Pop?
We gotta go.
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What's the rush?
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-We're gonna miss the bus!
-Good.
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You know, I get treated way
better here than I do at home.
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Oh, is that applesauce?
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Oh, yes.
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Pop: Hey, you know what?
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You should start hanging out
with people more your own age.
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Fine.
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Ah...
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[sighs calmly]
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Any more pudding?
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Ritche: How was
your show last night?
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Mark: Well,
the jell-o bit killed,
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But I lost them with
the medic alert stuff.
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I'm sorry I couldn't
help finish our project.
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It's okay.
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My dad wouldn't even
let me touch it.
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Adult mark: Ritche and I had been chosen to represent
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St. Bridget's at the regional science fair.
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But we couldn't take all the credit.
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You know, I won
the science fair every year.
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Even made nationals!
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You mentioned it
once or twice before, dad.
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Come on, we can do much better
than a potato battery.
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"we"?
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Yeah, you know
what would be cool?
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If we had... Circuit board!
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[triumphant music]
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Adult mark: Thanks to ritche's dad,
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We made it to regionals with...
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The whatchamacallit.
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[radio playing from machine]
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♪ makin' it work, takes a little longer! ♪
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♪ makin' it work, takes a little time... ♪
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Ah!
Stop it, fox!
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It's a singing robot,
not a toy.
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Whatever it is,
it's stupid.
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Well, if we're the stupid ones,
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Then how come your project
didn't make it to regionals?
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At least I did
my project myself.
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Hey, fox!
You come to cheer us on?
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Oh, yes, mr. Perez.
You got this.
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You're definitely one of the
smartest eighth-graders here.
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Thanks!
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But remember,
if the judges ask,
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"lips" stands for
"light, infrared, power"--
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Dad, this is our project!
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I know!
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You guys,
you take it from here.
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Wait, I better solder that!
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[radio keeps playing]
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Mark: Come on, ritche, m'boy!
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Let's check out the competition.
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♪
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Tv narration: Maple syrup...
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Northern nectar.
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Look...
A single drip...
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And then another.
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We are we forced
to watch this crap?
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We should have freedom to watch
whatever we want on television!
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[loudly]
who's with me on this?
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What do we want?
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Tv freedom!
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When do we want it?
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Now, now, now!
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What do we want?
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Tv freedom!
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When do we want it?
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-Now, now, now!
-[channel switches]
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Tv announcer:
...Now in orillia, ontario.
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Oh...
Thank you, nurse.
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You are so assertive.
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You know what you want,
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And you're not afraid
to go out and get it.
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And I know what I want now.
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That's to have dinner
with you tomorrow.
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♪
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It's scalloped potato day.
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[chuckles]
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Look, I'm a little bit
embarrassed about this but...
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I was glad when
your husband died.
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I mean, I didn't want to
say anything at the wake.
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Flirt!
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Adult mark: Things were heating up
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At the retirement home.
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Ritche: All these kids
are smarter than us.
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Fox: That's 'cause we go to
the dumb school, dumbass.
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Congrats, you were
the smartest of the dummies
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And now you're the dumbest
of the smarties.
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Ignore her, ritche.
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She's just not at
the regional level.
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♪
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Whoa!
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Who's that?
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Fox: Not granola...
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Ooh, skateboards!
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Cool!
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What's your project about?
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Which type of pants hold up best
when you fall off your board.
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Whoa.
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Adult mark: The regional science fair brought kids
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From all over the province together.
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If ritche was ever going to meet his match,
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It was here at nerd-palooza.
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I'm ritche.
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Jacinta,
but everyone calls me jay.
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I'm mark.
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Uh, and this is fox.
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Jay: Fox?
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What's that short for?
Foxanne?
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Foxanne!
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♪ fox-anne! ♪
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Have fun losing, losers.
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She seems nice.
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Ritche: Yeah, she's...
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Adult mark: Fox was not about to be replaced.
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All's fair in love and war,
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If not in science fairs.
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Wow, your board's
way better than mine.
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You skateboard?
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You guys should come
skateboarding with me downtown!
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Downtown?
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We're going down
right after the judging.
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We'll see you there.
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Ah-- wait, downtown?
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That's like two bus transfers!
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Ritche: Show time!
We gotta go!
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Mark: Uh, okay!
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When it comes to projects,
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St. Bridget's has it
down to a science.
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But we're not just all talk!
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Mike sr: [radio]
and now, the vocm news.
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I'm mike critch.
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Two youths were apprehended at the pop shoppe last night.
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The suspects were found breaking bottles
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Against a dumpster in the parking lot...
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The lips should be moving,
ritche...?
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Ah, ritche, m'boy!
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Mike sr: [radio]
the destructive vandals threw
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The remaining bottles at police officers...
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Mark: Um...
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Ha, just one second!
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I don't know how it works!
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Mark: Uh, he--
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Mike sr: [radio]
one officer was injured
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When he slipped on a shard and was rushed to...
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What place did I get?
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We didn't place, dad.
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What?!
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This thing is rigged!
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Excuse me, miss?
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Excuse me, did you see
our project back there?
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The-- the lips?
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Adult mark: I'd seen hockey dads before,
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But never a science fair dad.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Adult mark: "downtownies."
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Hacky-sacking, skateboarding punks.
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Ritche: Whoa...
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They're desecrating
the war memorial!
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This is not why young men
died in the trenches!
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Please don't say
things like that, okay?
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I like jay,
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And I don't want
her to think we're nerds.
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You met at a science fair!
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[sighs]
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You want to be an actor?
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Maybe you can
act like you fit in.
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Challenge accepted.
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Adult mark: I could fake being myself.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪
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You made it!
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Ritche, mark,
this is my friend cara.
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Adult mark: Cara!
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I'd finally met a girl as nerdy as I was.
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But she wore it better.
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Can I try your board?
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Sure!
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It's from canadian tire.
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Adult mark: I didn't know what to say to her.
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What could I have in common with a downtownie girl?
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[coughing]
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[romantic music]
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[inhaling deeply]
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[romantic music]
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♪
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Whoa, is-- is that
a metered dose aerosol?
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You know your inhalers.
You need a puff?
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Adult mark: We hadn't even kissed,
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But I could taste her cotton candy smackers lip balm
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On her inhaler.
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Was this love, or a lack of oxygen?
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Thanks.
Needed that.
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So, what are you into,
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Besides breathing?
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Adult mark: What was I into?
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I didn't know what I was into yet!
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She hadn't told me!
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Uh... Still... Wheezy.
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You go first.
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Well, I volunteer a lot.
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Oxfam,
youth for social justice...
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I organize protests
to help save the whales.
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And, oh, I'm a vegetarian.
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Oh, yeah, me too!
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I love vegetables.
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Sometimes I eat 'em
straight out of the can!
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[both chuckle]
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So, what school do you go to?
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Vanier academy.
266
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Adult mark: No "saint" in the school name?
267
00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:40,412
That meant she was a...
268
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,480
Protestant!
269
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,416
No wonder she was so exotic.
270
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,617
No uniforms?
271
00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,685
No nuns?
272
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,886
No guilt?
273
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,087
Officer butt: Kids!
274
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,824
We've had some complaints
about the noise.
275
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:57,462
I'm gonna have to ask you
to break it up for today.
276
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,963
Pigs.
277
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,898
That cop always hassles us.
278
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,900
Adult mark: This I could handle.
279
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,236
I've got this.
280
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,173
Hey, officer butt.
281
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,642
I'm not on board
with the desecration
282
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,044
Of a sacred monument either,
283
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,850
But I've got a two-dollar bill
with your name on it.
284
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,551
Lar's is still open.
285
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,521
Why don't you go
forget about all of this
286
00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:26,257
And get yourself a cone?
287
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:30,895
♪
288
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,664
Officer butt: Afternoon, mary.
289
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:37,001
Your son tried to
bribe a policeman.
290
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,338
What?
291
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,043
I can't believe it.
292
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,612
My own son
brought home by the police.
293
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,280
What will the neighbours say?
294
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,881
We don't have neighbours.
295
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:54,886
Mark, what were you
even doing downtown?
296
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,589
I was trying
to impress a girl.
297
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,756
Ah.
298
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,492
Showin' off, more like.
299
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,828
Well?
What's she like?
300
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,563
Well, she's a protestant.
301
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,165
Good god, a protestant?
302
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,666
That could lead
to a mixed marriage.
303
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,767
Think of the children!
304
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,436
Well, what school
would they even go to?
305
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,437
Give it up, will ya?
306
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,572
's just a little date.
He's not gonna marry her!
307
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,840
I dare say he's not!
308
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,441
What church would
they get married in?
309
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,576
Mary: Oh, jeez.
310
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,643
Where would they be buried?
311
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,879
At sea?
312
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,646
Oh, going all
the way downtown.
313
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,682
You must be starved.
314
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:28,820
Uh, I've decided
I'm a vegetarian, so...
315
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,322
This is all her doing, isn't it?
316
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,726
Oh, too good for a little
meat fried up in the pan!
317
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,826
Oh!
318
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,928
Yeah, bet she
can't eat anything,
319
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:41,532
With her fancy protestant nose
all stuck up in the air!
320
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,334
I--
mom!
321
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:47,238
Jesus christ,
there's no meat in gravy!
322
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,474
[sighs]
323
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,811
Pop: You know, they have
these wonderful chairs;
324
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,015
They were called, uh,
lah-zee-boys.
325
00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,585
It was like sitting on
a cloud with cup holders.
326
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,355
What do you think, pop?
327
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:08,626
Everyone knows the best way to
save a whale is in the freezer.
328
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,028
But they're endangered!
329
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,863
You mean danger-ous.
330
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,233
My father was killed by a whale.
331
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,501
He was a whaler!
332
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:20,037
Yeah, sharks of the sea,
that's what whales are.
333
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,509
Anyway, since when have you
gone so brigitte bardot on us?
334
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,247
Cara likes whales.
335
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,518
You know, pretending to be
someone you're not for a girl,
336
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,985
I mean...
337
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,988
It can only lead to heartbreak.
338
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,758
But aren't you pretending
to live at the home?
339
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,926
Home is where the heart is,
340
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:45,162
And my heart is at the home.
341
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:48,132
Well, I won't rat you out
to the orderlies
342
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,468
If you donate to our protest.
343
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,137
Hippie!
344
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,875
That meal was almost
as good as the company.
345
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,311
You are such a charmer.
346
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,145
[chuckles]
347
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,815
Why don't we just take a stroll?
348
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,017
See the sunset,
just the two of us.
349
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,886
That's a lovely idea.
350
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,821
I can show you my roses.
351
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,422
And the creek behind the house
352
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,292
Is just full of trout
at this time of year.
353
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,426
Creek?
354
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,561
I didn't see a creek.
355
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,163
I saw a road.
356
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,831
Oh...
357
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,599
But...
358
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,837
[on radio] ♪ I'd like to get to know you... ♪
359
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,506
This isn't my house.
360
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,708
Millie?
361
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,309
I have to get back before dark.
362
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:35,613
My husband...
My husband will worry.
363
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:41,419
Have you seen my husband, sir?
364
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,887
No.
365
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,657
Not for a while.
Ah...
366
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,359
I'm afraid, he...
367
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,128
Ah.
368
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:54,332
Millie, thank you
so much for dinner.
369
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,202
Nurse...
370
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,672
Nurse, I think millie's tired.
371
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,773
Take good care of her.
372
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,443
Sir?
The doors are locked now.
373
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,478
Locked, well,
I don't live here.
374
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,881
Sounds like you're
a little tired, too.
375
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,217
Um, millie, tell her who I am!
376
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,686
I've never seen you
before in my life.
377
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,488
What?
Hey, excuse me.
378
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,489
Just relax now, sir.
379
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,690
These men will get you settled.
380
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,893
[on radio] mike critch, here with the vocm update!
381
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,394
Pop: Hey, whoa, whoa,
wait a minute!
382
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,029
That's my son,
on the radio!
383
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:27,064
I live with the man
on the radio!
384
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,633
I'm sure you do.
385
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,168
Let me go!
386
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,036
You're gonna hear
from my lawyer!
387
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,038
Come on, what are you doing!
388
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,806
Protestors: Save the whales!
389
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,709
Save the whales!
390
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,510
Save the whales...!
391
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,979
Save the whales!
392
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,347
Save the whales...!
393
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,982
Adult mark: Protestants sure loved to protest.
394
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,117
I guess that's where the name comes from.
395
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,518
Everyone's ignoring us.
396
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,021
Don't they get
how important this is?
397
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,956
Hang on.
398
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,491
Listen up, everybody!
399
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,393
I think our chant
could use some work.
400
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,663
How about...
401
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,932
One, two, three, four,
402
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,167
Save our whales and ocean floor!
403
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,069
All: One, two, three, four,
404
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,405
Save our whales and ocean floor!
405
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,541
I love how passionate you are.
406
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,610
Adult mark: This was the start of a personal reformation.
407
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,748
What are you losers
bawling about?
408
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,750
Who you calling
a loser, foxanne?
409
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,819
Them, ja-cinta.
410
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,421
I don't think mark's a loser.
411
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,556
Fox: Then you should
get your glasses checked.
412
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,859
Why don't you go some place
where somebody wants you?
413
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,060
Fox...
414
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,028
Whatever.
415
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,830
Nobody cares about this stuff.
416
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,232
Tree-huggin' pinkos.
417
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,034
What did you call me?
418
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,168
Back off!
419
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,103
Do you know who my brothers are?
420
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,505
No.
421
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,607
Mark: Maybe you should
just go, fox.
422
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,743
[chanting continues]
423
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,312
They're faking, you know?
424
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,948
They don't care about the whales
or the ocean or any of you.
425
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,250
And... They're catholic!
426
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:57,288
[chanting continues]
427
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,723
Hm!
428
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,392
♪
429
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,128
I-I...
430
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,871
♪
431
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,473
Mr. Mullins: Family finally
had enough of you, eh?
432
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,343
My son did the same thing to me.
433
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:23,681
He finally gets married
and then he ships me off here.
434
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,083
Friggin' ingrate.
435
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,217
Ah.
436
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,354
That's a bit selfish, huh?
437
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,756
Well, you're probably
better off here.
438
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,157
I mean, it's a nice place.
439
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,959
Nice people.
440
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,295
No, I'm just here
temporarily, yeah.
441
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,764
I live with my son.
442
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,466
He'd gonna come pick me up.
443
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,437
Sounds like
you've got a good one.
444
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,705
Yeah.
445
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,774
Hm, I do.
446
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,679
Millie?
Excuse me.
447
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,980
Millie!
448
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,115
Hey, millie!
Hey--
449
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,682
I can't find my husband!
450
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,151
Have you seen him?
451
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,652
Millie, listen.
It's...
452
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,854
-He promised me--
-it's alright.
453
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,923
Millie...
Millie.
454
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,993
You think he's alright?
455
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,795
Well, there...
456
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,264
There's a big storm moving in.
457
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,066
They've closed down
all the roads.
458
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,835
I mean, you wouldn't want him
driving in those conditions,
459
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,036
Now, would you?
460
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,404
No.
461
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,540
So he called and he said
he's gonna pick you up
462
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,810
First thing in the morning.
463
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,544
Isn't that nice?
464
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,014
Now, let's get you back
to your room, alright?
465
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,215
Oh...
466
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,784
Well, that makes sense.
467
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,219
Pop, for god's sake.
468
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,288
Oh, about bloody time!
469
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,223
Now, listen, millie.
470
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,159
This very nice lady
is going to take you back.
471
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,163
And then,
if she doesn't want a lawsuit,
472
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,299
She's gonna go to the kitchen
and get a case of that pudding,
473
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,335
And put it in my son's car.
474
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,774
Alright, pop, let's go.
Mary's worried sick.
475
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,676
Wait.
476
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,914
You know, I know I may
seem ungrateful at times...
477
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,782
[voice cracking]
478
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,254
[emotional]
you're a good boy.
479
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,122
Good god!
480
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,392
What kind of pills
you have him on?
481
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,835
Technically, I never said
we were protestants.
482
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,471
I don't care if
you're catholic, mark.
483
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,907
But I do care if you're honest.
484
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,148
Can we start again?
485
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,216
I'm mark.
486
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,817
I like dean martin
and vienna sausages.
487
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,553
I'm not a vegetarian.
488
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,624
In fact, the only vegetable
I ever eat is the noble potato.
489
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,161
Still just cara.
490
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:54,098
♪
491
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,501
♪
492
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:02,773
♪
493
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,342
Pop...?
494
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:11,715
Does making new friends mean
you have to lose your old ones?
495
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,217
No.
496
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,920
You can have as many friends
as you want.
497
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,122
The only thing that matters is
498
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,925
How many friends
you can count on.
499
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:25,596
Those friends are like
a bottle of gravy browning.
500
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,931
What?
501
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,767
You'll have 'em till you die.
502
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,537
Hm.
503
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,807
[soft, sentimental music]
504
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,942
♪
505
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,613
♪
506
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,215
Thank god.
507
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:49,220
Adult mark: In life, there's family and there's friends.
508
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,823
♪
509
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,092
♪
510
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:58,028
♪
511
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,831
Oh, hey!
How's it goin'?
512
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,901
Adult mark: And then there's friends who become family.
513
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,769
Hey.
514
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,571
About yesterday...
515
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,440
It's fine if you
have new friends.
516
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,575
It's just...
517
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:15,779
I feel like we don't really
hang out that much anymore.
518
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,847
Yeah.
519
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,983
I know what you mean.
520
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,918
♪
521
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,853
How 'bout we go to
mary brown's for lunch?
522
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,121
My treat.
523
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,422
I thought you were vegetarian.
524
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,591
I'll just have
the taters and the gravy.
525
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,661
There's no meat in gravy, sure.
526
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,731
♪
527
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,067
♪
528
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,602
♪
529
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,671
Adult mark: Sometimes, when you meet a new friend,
530
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:44,207
You can tell right awaythat you'll be friends forever .
531
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,809
Jay: Give it a try.
532
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,812
♪
533
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,347
Adult mark: And when forever comes,
534
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:55,186
You'll be glad that they're there.
535
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:57,187
You mind if I sit?
536
00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:02,026
Oh, not at all.
537
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,028
Ah...
538
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I'm millicent.
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Patrick.
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Nice to meet you.
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