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Bon-jour tout le mond-e!
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Adult mark: French class.
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Bonjour, ma soeur rose.
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Adult mark: I hated it.
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Comment allez-vous?
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[class muttering replies]
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Adult mark: The newfoundland accent
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Was not meant to parlez-vous.
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Can anyone in this class form
even one sentence in french?
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Mr. Critch?
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Adult mark: The only french words I knew
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Were the ones that meant the same in english.
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Je suis...
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Allé à la matinée...
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Avec... Ma fiancée...
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Encore!
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Adult mark: I barely knew any french
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But that was still more than my french teacher knew.
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Bien.
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Bi-en!
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Sister rose: Anyone else?
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[laughs]
you're a brain, idiot.
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Adult mark: There was nothing more shameful at school
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Than being smart.
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You'll all have to do much
better before our european trip!
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Adult mark: Each year, the grade eights travelled
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To europe for french immersion!
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Who didn't love France?
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France is a horrible place,
children.
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Bicycles.
Nude statues.
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The foul stench
of wine and cheese
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Intermingling on the lips...
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As they...
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French kiss.
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That is why I expect you to
behave the way jesus would have.
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Like north americans!
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Adult mark: I knew that the french would get moi.
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Romance, art, jerry lewis movies?
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I could reinvent myself there!
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And maybe impress fox with my "je ne sais quoi."
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[accordion music]
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Excusez-moi, madame?
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Est-ce que je vous connais?
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Croyez-vous en l'amour?
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L'amour?
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♪
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L'amour est aussi proche que mes lèvres.
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Hey, dumbass!
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Why is it so close?
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What?
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That can't be right.
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Luckily,
we don't have to go to France,
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For France has come to us.
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Adult mark: St. Pierre and miquelon
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Is a tiny french island
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Just 19 kilometres off the coast of newfoundland.
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What a rip!
That's not France.
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En français!
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Zut alors!
Ca c'est de la merde!
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Adult mark: Fox was fluent in swearing,
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But sister rose hadn't heard those words
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In either language.
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Excellent, fox.
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When England won
the seven years' war in 1763,
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They got newfoundland,
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And France got these
two tiny islands.
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So we are going to France.
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Technically.
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Adult mark: No eiffel tower, no louvre.
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My dreams were "fini."
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It's three
friggin' hours on a bus!
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You better sit with me.
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Adult mark: Well, then again...
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I don't want to be
stuck with some loser.
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Adult mark: Impossible!
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N'est pas français.
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♪
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Please, can I go?
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I don't know, mark,
it's awful far.
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Almost four-hour drive
with the ferry.
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Pop: Well...
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I suppose I could
chaperone, you know?
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I haven't been abroad before.
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You had your chance
with two world wars.
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Weren't too concerned about
seeing France back then,
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Were ya?
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Colour-blind.
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I think it could be lovely
for him to see the world
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Before he dies.
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Whoa, who said anything
about dying here?!
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I-I guess I could ask?
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Hey, excellent.
Heh!
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Now, just leave a little room
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In your suitcase for duty-free.
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Hm?
Hm.
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So...?
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Alright.
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[exhales]
yes!
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-Mike?
-Mm-hm?
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I had a thought.
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Mm-hm?
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With mark and pop
gone to europe...
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Oh, yeah.
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And mike jr. At work...
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Yes, yeah...
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We're gonna have
the house all to ourselves...
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Mm-hm.
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Mary: All alone...
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For the first time
in seventeen years.
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We could get to bed
a little bit early.
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I could use the sleep!
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Windows stay closed.
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No unscheduled bathroom breaks.
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Like moses and the red sea,
this aisle will remain parted.
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Those are the rules!
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Excuse me, sister...
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Do you mind if I just
squeeze past your arse?
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Boys and girls!
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[rock music]
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Bonjour, mes amis!
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Woo!
Next stop europe!
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Excited?
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It's not real France.
It's just a knock-off.
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Oh, come on!
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Where's your sense of adventure,
little miss red, huh?
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Do you know what
st. Pierre is famous for?
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Sucking?
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No.
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Rum running!
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Prohibition!
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See, booze used to be illegal
then, like drugs are today.
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Oh no, st. Pierre was
a bootlegger's dream!
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Now, quiz!
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Who knows who al capone is?
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The gangster?
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Yeah!
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He's robert deniro!
From the untouchables!
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-Oh, yeah!
-Will you two shut it?
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Go ahead, old man.
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I mean, mr. Critch.
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Hm, well,
he needed illegal booze
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For his night clubs,
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So he had 80 boats sneaking
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300,000 cases a month from
st. Pierre to newfoundland,
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And then they'd smuggle them
across the border to the states.
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He got so rich he built a church
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Just so that everyone
would look the other way.
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Okay.
That's pretty bad-ass!
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Oh, yeah.
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Can we go see the church?
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Sure, sister rose
would love that!
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Adult mark: I was beginning to doubt pop's reasons
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For coming.
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How do you know
so much about it?
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I won't have you filling their
heads with legends and lies.
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And I don't know what possessed
you to sign on as a chaperone,
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But I know that you could
only be possessed by the devil.
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Just clear the aisle, sister.
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Those are the rules.
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Adult mark: This was going to be a long trip.
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[accordion music]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Adult mark: France!
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Words escaped me.
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Mostly because I wasn't good at french.
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Did we drive in a circle?
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This place looks just like home.
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This sucks.
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Adult mark: I thought foxwould fall in love with France,
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And me, but I guess some things just don't translate.
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[sister rose claps]
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Écou-tez, l'enfants!
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Main-tenant, le français sale-ment!
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Adult mark: French immersion became submersion
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As sister rose drowned in the foreign tongue.
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L'enfants! Le museum!
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Allez-vous, toute-lemonds!
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Oh my lord.
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I never realized
you had such a potty mouth.
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[rock music sting]
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Madame?
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Avec moi?
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The only thing that sucks
more than your french
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Is this trip.
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[seagull cawing]
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Exotic.
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Oh, no.
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No--
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Mary?
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Who broke the table?
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It's just the two of us tonight,
so I took the leaf out.
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Hm?
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[romantic music
with spanish guitar]
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What's this?
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French onion soup.
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Alice lent me the bowls.
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I figured everybody else
was in France,
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So we should be too.
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Onion soup?
I-I don't like onions.
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There aren't any onions in it,
silly!
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It's just hot water
and french onion soup mix!
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What's all this, then?
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Swiss cheese.
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Swiss, french!
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I need a passport
just to eat my supper!
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Is there any turkey left?
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You couldn't get laid out of
a chicken's arse, ya know that?
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Good god!
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I'm trying to be romantic,
ya arsehole!
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When do we ever really talk?
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All you ever do is talk!
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Oh, and you never listen!
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[phone rings]
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I'll get it!
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You couldn't get laid
in a cage full'a monkeys
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With a fist full'a bananas!
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Hello?
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Operator: You have
a collect call from...
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[rapidly] hey dad, it's me mark
and everything's okay
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But a bird pooped on me
but that's good luck, bye!
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Adult mark: Why pay long distance
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When you could jam all you had to say
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Into the space for the caller's name?
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Operator: Will you
accept the charges?
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God, no.
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Adult mark: It was like an audio postcard.
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Oh, that was mark.
He's fine.
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Good.
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No more interruptions.
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You're gonna have
a romantic night tonight
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If it friggin' kills ya!
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[dial tone]
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Phone's off the hook.
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I know.
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You know, dad...
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A woman needs to be romanced.
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Will you get out of it!
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Les îles saint-pierre et miquelon étaient une plaque
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Tournante pour la contrebanded'alcool vers les états-unis.
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-What's she saying?
-Shh!
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Des criminels notoires s'y sont installés,
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Notamment al capone.
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She just said "al capone"!
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Your pop was right!
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Ah, yes!
Good ear.
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Joyeux noël!
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Y a-t-il des questions?
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Madame?
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Oui, madame?
252
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Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Une guillotine.
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Ça gère!
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Oui, tres bien!
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Brain!
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What a loser!
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Silence!
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As you can see, my students
speak french fluently.
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If you like, you could practice
your english for a bit?
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[heavily accented]
uh... My english?
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Uh, yes,
I speak english very well.
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[mysterious music]
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Al capone's hat.
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Huh.
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Is that so?
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[mysterious music continues]
268
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,276
♪
269
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,880
♪
270
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,283
If the nun can frig off,
so can we.
271
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,152
Excusez-moi?
272
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,653
Vous allez ou?
273
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,457
Sorry.
No speak-ez le french-ez.
274
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,633
Adult mark: Pop was up to no good,
275
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:13,104
But this was my chance to show fox my sophisticated side.
276
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,974
♪
277
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,045
♪
278
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,781
♪
279
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,320
[in a whisper]
patrick?
280
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,525
Patrick?
281
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:37,595
Rosy!
282
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,730
Aah!
Jesus!
283
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,499
Shh, they'll hear you,
for goodness sake.
284
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,868
Besides, we're in
a house of worship.
285
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,271
It's a little late for
you to find god, isn't it?
286
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,639
Somebody must be
looking down on me.
287
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,408
They brought me to you,
didn't they?
288
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,409
Oh, don't start!
289
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:54,545
Tell me the real
reason you're here.
290
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,884
[sighs]
291
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:05,423
[mysterious music]
292
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,091
Fine.
293
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,193
[sighs]
294
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,232
So, it was 1925.
295
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:18,169
You had just broken my heart,
so I came to st. Pierre,
296
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:22,173
Where I'd heard that this
capone fella needed some guys
297
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:25,243
To row rum out to the schooners
298
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,779
Where the coast guard
couldn't find 'em.
299
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,948
They were paying a fortune,
50 cents a gallon.
300
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,584
I'd never seen money like that.
301
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,852
I've never been good
with temptation.
302
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:40,325
♪
303
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,061
Well...
304
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,464
Are you coming to hear
the rest of my confession?
305
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,203
[chuckles]
306
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,007
[laughter]
307
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,078
Où est votre professeur?
308
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,080
Uh...
309
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,050
What's the french word
for "chaperone"?
310
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,358
Voilà!
311
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,692
Real french cheese.
312
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,227
Ha-ha!
313
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,164
You know, their cheese
doesn't come in slices.
314
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,366
No?
315
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,634
Uh, jars of whiz, then?
316
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,236
They have all kinds.
317
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:29,107
Camembert, brie,
and my favourite...
318
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,376
Bleu!
319
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,978
Ugh, that stuff reeks.
320
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,412
You really had it before?
321
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,448
Le fromage bleu?
322
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,116
All the time!
323
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,919
I have it with a cream cracker
with a cup of tea at bed time.
324
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,654
Goes down smooth.
325
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,329
Uh...
326
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,399
I think it's a little off.
327
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,600
It's supposed to be rotten,
dumbass.
328
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,136
But you knew that, right?
329
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,638
Yeah.
330
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,607
I prefer mine more off.
331
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,243
Mm-hm.
332
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,543
Take another bite.
333
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,213
Yeah?
334
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,148
Yeah.
335
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,482
Yeah!
336
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,021
Yeah...
[retching]
337
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,302
Oh, for the love of god, mike,
338
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,371
I will shove
that radio up your arse
339
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,439
And that'll be
the only action you get.
340
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,375
Mike jr: [on radio]
and later on, we'll have
341
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,243
Nightline with ron pumphrey,
but first...
342
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,979
A request!
343
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,514
Listening to our son is a bit of
a mood-killer, there, casanova!
344
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,083
Mike jr: This is
mike critch jr.,
345
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,186
And this one goes out to mom,
from dad...
346
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,121
Which is kind of gross.
347
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:54,125
Here's the fureys, with
"when you were sweet sixteen."
348
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,027
Oh...
349
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,796
♪ ...As I've never loved before ♪
350
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,597
[mary chuckles softly]
351
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,870
♪ since first I saw you on the village... ♪
352
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,874
Oh, mike!
353
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,144
I guess I'm just
out of practice.
354
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,812
Can't blame me for being nervous
355
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,280
Around the prettiest
girl that I've--
356
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,015
Ah!
357
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,151
Shut up and help me
move the beds together.
358
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:25,756
♪ I love you as I loved you,
359
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:29,627
When you were sweet sixteen... ♪
360
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,630
Adult mark: We were whateverthe french word for "lost" was.
361
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,566
Uh, I think it's this way.
362
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,168
Blaireau! Arrête!
363
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,802
Adult mark: French bullies!
364
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,406
Like the fox brothers, but with wine and smokes.
365
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,374
Bonjour, mes amis.
366
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,477
Du fromage... Bleu?
367
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,213
Tu parles français comme une vache espagnole!
368
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,150
Ah, oui, oui. Moi, aussi.
369
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,751
T'es un vrai sans-couilles!
370
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,753
Va te faire cuire un oeuf, pompe à chiasse!
371
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,588
Casse-toi donc, branleur!
372
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,624
Adult mark: When it came to french curse words,
373
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,361
Fox wasn't a brain, she was a genius!
374
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:07,264
Ca m'est égal, espèce de plouc!
375
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,400
I was just about to say
the same thing.
376
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,934
Here.
377
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,674
You must think I'm whatever
the french word for an idiot is.
378
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,008
[french pronunciation]
idiot.
379
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,011
No.
380
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,979
You were actually pretty cute.
381
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,620
So, can you just admit you can
read the street signs now?
382
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,922
[sighs]
it's this way.
383
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,762
Uh, what's a "branleur"?
384
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,964
You're not old enough to know.
385
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,967
-Sorry, come on.
-Oh...
386
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,073
Ritche: Ah!
Yes, here it is!
387
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,842
"abandonné."
388
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,843
Nous sommes...
389
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,379
Abandonnés!
390
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,981
Brain!
391
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,286
Ah, hurry up!
392
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,856
Oh, god, this was so much
easier the first time around.
393
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:09,026
Well, what's down there
that's so damn important?
394
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,862
Pop: A few bottles in my load
kind of got...
395
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,331
Went missing.
396
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,868
Well, they came looking
for me, but you know,
397
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:21,172
You really don't want to
be crossing al capone.
398
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,775
♪
399
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:28,479
♪
400
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,514
Find him!
401
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,617
Pop: I left something
in this church.
402
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,086
I just wanted to see
whether it was still there.
403
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,421
Aah!
404
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,490
Yes!
405
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,691
Oh!
[chuckles]
406
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,160
They'd kill me
if they came back here!
407
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,428
But thank god they're all dead.
408
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,230
So screw 'em.
409
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,499
Now...
410
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,701
What do you know?
411
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,971
[cackling excitedly]
412
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,072
Someone will hear!
413
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,440
[loud crash]
aah!
414
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,975
Oh, jesus!
415
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,376
No, no!
416
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,512
Good god...
417
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,647
Oh!
418
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,381
Rats' piss!
419
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,050
-They've eaten the money!
-[distant voices]
420
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,920
My god, don't you people
ever clean these churches?
421
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:09,954
Someone's coming!
422
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,122
Alright, alright, alright.
423
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,990
There was one more little thing.
424
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,925
Leave it, you old fool!
425
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,793
Oh-ho!
426
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,329
Well!
427
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,398
Welcome, my old beauty!
428
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,599
Look at that!
429
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,000
Voice: Où êtes vous?
430
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:25,002
Aah!
Patrick, come on!
431
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,071
Hey!
Ay, ay, ay...
432
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,074
[both laughing]
433
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,016
Why do you pretend
you're not smart?
434
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,885
I mean, if I knew
french like that--
435
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,753
Every year, I get a new teacher,
436
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,489
And the first thing they say is,
"I taught your brothers."
437
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,892
From then on,
I'm stupid or I'm trouble.
438
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,561
If I do well,
they say I cheated, so...
439
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,496
Why bother?
440
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,031
That's not fair.
441
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,834
You shouldn't hide who you are.
442
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,435
Look who's talking.
443
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,104
I'm being serious.
444
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,574
You're not your brothers.
You're really special.
445
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,515
[laughs nervously]
what's-- what's that over there?
446
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,853
That's newfoundland!
447
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,321
Cool!
448
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,923
It's pretty.
449
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,193
From a distance.
450
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,129
It's beautiful.
451
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,732
Thought you said
France was better.
452
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,935
Sometimes you have to be
away from something for a while
453
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,137
To realize
how special it really is.
454
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,874
[soft, emotional music]
455
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,011
♪
456
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,614
Uh, France have the poodle,
457
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:47,485
But we have the newfoundland dog
and the labrador retriever.
458
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,754
We even have our own
time zone, and...
459
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,825
Oh, uh, we should get going.
460
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,962
♪
461
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:02,032
♪
462
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,837
♪
463
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,240
Pop: That guide... My god.
464
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,242
I didn't understand
a word she was saying!
465
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,110
[gasps]
466
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,778
You don't speak french, do you?
467
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,382
[laughs]
[uncorks bottle]
468
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,117
Woo-hoo-hoo!
469
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,386
Oh, shh!
470
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,922
Mmm.
471
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,858
Mmm...
472
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,927
-Mmm... Ooh!
-Oh my god!
473
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,863
Oh my...
474
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,198
Oh...
Ooh!
475
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,333
Yeah?
476
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,269
You know...
477
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,539
There are a lot of things
that don't get better with age,
478
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,742
But you, my dear, do.
479
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,344
Adult mark: Sometimes you have to be away from something
480
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,480
To realize just how special it is.
481
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,949
Because it's all too easy to take the things we love
482
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,084
For granted.
483
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,019
Mike jr: [on radio]
and now, the weather!
484
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,954
Tomorrow until Tuesday,
we can expect light showers
485
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,289
On the avalon, followed by--
486
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,823
Change the station, will ya?
487
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,292
Mike jr: [on radio]
...And drizzle.
488
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,159
Headin' into the weekend--
489
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,294
Woo!
490
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,829
Sacred heart, my back!
491
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,230
Aah!
492
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,231
Adult mark: If you can find someone to love you
493
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,700
For who you really are...
494
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:13,537
Well, that's what the french call "l'amour vrai."
495
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,773
True love.
496
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,176
♪
497
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,785
♪
498
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,989
♪
499
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:36,527
♪
500
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:40,263
♪
501
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:45,336
♪
502
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,939
♪
503
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,275
♪
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