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♪
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Well, happy spirit week,
children.
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Kindly have your money ready
to give to tina for jeans day.
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Fifty cents is
a small price to pay
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To show your school spirit.
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Adult mark: Spirit week!
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Five whole days to show how much we loved
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The place we hated.
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[loud snap]
[students gasp]
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The only spirit you should be
concerned with, children,
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Is the holy spirit!
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The purpose of jeans day
is to raise funds to replace
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The broken hand on our statue
of saint bonaventure.
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Not to...
[scoffs]
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"express yourselves."
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Adult mark: I didn't even own jeans.
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I liked having a uniform.
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My fashion sense was second to none,
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And that "nun" was sister rose!
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Sister rose: When
we give up our uniforms,
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We give up
our most precious gift.
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Our uniformity.
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Our sameness as catholics
is what makes us unique!
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When our lord was crucified,
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The two men beside him
were also wearing crosses.
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Nice jeans.
What kind are they?
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Guess.
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Levi's?
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Lees?
Wranglers?
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Oh, well,
it's all for a good cause.
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I wonder what happened
to the statue's hand.
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Heh, maybe sister rose
strapped it off.
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Wait...
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Where are your jeans?
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Oh, I don't own any.
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You know,
I'm more of a slacks man.
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[laughter]
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Fox: How do you not have jeans?
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What are you, a nun?
[laughter]
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Ms. Fowler: Alright,
settle, settle.
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Adult mark: The last thing I needed was another reason
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To be made fun of.
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I desperately needed a new outfit to fit in!
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Kids were finally able to show their individuality--
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By hanging out with other kids dressed just like them.
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Jeans day had split the student population into two groups:
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Bangers and preps.
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The only other gang was...
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Me.
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Ritche: Alright.
See ya.
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Adult mark: The only guy in worse pants was ritche.
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Mark: Oh, what happened
to your jeans?
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Did you fall off
your skateboard?
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Ritche: No.
I bought 'em like this.
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Hope you got a discount.
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Dude!
This is fashion!
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Are you sure?
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'cause I don't think there's
enough fabric to qualify.
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Middle fox: Whoops.
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You got holes in your jeans!
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I know.
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Yeah?
Well, good, 'cause...
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They actually look
pretty deadly.
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Ritche: Thank you.
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You're welcome...
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Dick!
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Ritche: Hey!
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See, he likes 'em!
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Please don't take
fashion advice from morons.
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Oh...
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I should take it from
the only kid in slacks?
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Just so you know,
we think your jeans are wicked.
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Girls: Hi!
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Adult mark: That was it.
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I had to get jeans.
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But what kind?
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Black jeans!
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I had found my own
personal style.
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It was gary's!
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♪ auntie mary had a canary,
up the leg of her drawers! ♪
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♪ when she was creeping,
he was peeping
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Up the leg of her drawers! ♪
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What are you so happy about?
You finally divorcing him?
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I've been asked to join
the st. Bridget's choral group.
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Isn't that for nuns?
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Well, their "herd,"
or whatever it's called,
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Dying out.
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Sister rose said she heard me in
church and said I'll do, so...
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They need new blood!
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Yeah!
To suck on.
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[clears throat]
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Mom, dad...
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I'm getting older now,
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And I think it's time
that I owned jeans.
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Jeans?
Good god!
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What's wrong with the pair
of pants you've got on now?
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Everyone at school
has jeans now!
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The nuns have lost
total control.
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It's a mad house!
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Mike, maybe you could
lend your brother--
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Nope.
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Pop: You know, I was 15 before
I got my second pair of pants.
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And that was only because
poor uncle edmund died.
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Please!
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If I go to school wearing
dress pants tomorrow,
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I'll never live it down.
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Mom, will you take me?
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Well, I have my first
choir practice tonight,
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So your father will have
to take you shopping.
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Mike sr: [sighs]
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Alright, I'll make sure
he gets a...
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Suitable pair of dungarees.
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[sighs]
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[organ music]
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Oh, it's so nice
to get out of the house.
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My crowd's got me drove!
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Sister rose:
Attention, vocalists!
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The outside world is slipping.
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This is where jeans leads us:
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A nuns' choir without nuns.
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Since there's no time
to rehearse,
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We'll be singing
a simple song to the tune of
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"she'll be coming around
the mountain."
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Oh, that sounds fun!
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It most certainly is not!
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More nun, less fun.
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And a-one, and a-two...
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Mike sr: Alright, let's go.
Cab is here.
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Adult mark: Jeans!
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I was over the moon, thinking of how everyone would react
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The next day at school.
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♪ what if I were romeo in black jeans? ♪
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♪ what if I was heathcliff?
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♪ it's no myth!
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♪ maybe she's just looking for
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Someone to dance with... ♪
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Where'd you get your jeans,
mark?
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They make everyone
else's look like garbage!
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♪
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Indeed they do, ritche.
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Wait!
Don't sit.
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Let us see your jeans
for just a little bit longer?
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♪ looking for some parallel
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Can be an endless game. ♪
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[slow applause]
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No more homework for you
from now on, mark!
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Beautiful dungarees!
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Are you sure this is
the right place?
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We should find an adequate pair
of dungaree work pants here.
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Will they even carry my size?
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I hope not.
You need to grow into 'em.
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Oh, here we go.
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Oh, do you like, uh, blue...
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Or more blue?
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Ooh...
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"irregular"!
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That sounds like
a pretty good brand.
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I-I don't think
"irregulars" is a brand.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven! ♪
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♪ it's too late
for confession! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down--
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Stop, stop!
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[sighs]
that was atrocious.
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Ms. Fowler: What--
sister rose: Again.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven-- ♪
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I said sing it!
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Not kill it.
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[choir gasps]
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♪ he'll be coming down--
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Sister rose: Enough!
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You try.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven,
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Too late for confession! ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
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Congratulations, mary.
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It's your solo now.
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Mary: Oh!
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Sister rose: Can't be
any worse now, can it?
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Oh...
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Will you come out?
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Mark: I'd rather not,
if you don't mind.
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Mark!
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Well, come over here
where I can see 'em.
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[groans]
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Adult mark: The old man bought pants
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The way some people would buy a car.
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They handle well.
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Solid construction.
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Should get a few miles
out of them, eh?
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What do you think?
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They're loud.
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Pants shouldn't be loud.
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And the fabric, it's...
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Chafing me.
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I think we should keep looking.
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They're fine.
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Mark: What...?
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Got a good waist.
Plenty of allowance.
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Lots of length there.
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Look, we can tape up the bottoms
until you grow into 'em.
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How's your penis?
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Is there room for your penis?
Where's your penis?
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Stop talking
about the penis!
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It's fine!
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I'll take 'em.
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Good!
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Do you people take a cheque?
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Mark: [sighs]
mike sr: Go change.
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Mark: Uh--
mike sr: Go on!
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Clerk: Do you have id?
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Mike sr: I don't have any id!
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♪
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♪
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[laughter]
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I don't get it.
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I've got black jeans
just like him.
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He's got levi's.
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And you've got...
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A sack with legs?
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Watch out, boys!
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If the wind picks up, he'll
end up down by the harbour.
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[laughter]
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Adult mark: When it came to fashion sense,
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I had been beaten senseless.
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Is he gone?
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You'd better lay low
for a little bit longer.
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Maybe change schools?
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What type of jeans are they?
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No-name hand-me-downs.
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I just bedazzled them.
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Ah!
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Concise.
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Look at those suck holes.
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At least with the uniforms,
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Nobody can tell
how much money you got...
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Or don't got.
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Adult mark: Now, at least, there were three groups:
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Bangers, preps, and us.
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I don't get fashion.
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Ritche's jeans are held together
by safety pins and he's famous!
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For what it's worth, I think
your jeans are "bedazzl-ing."
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Yours aren't
all that bad, either.
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They're cute.
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You could grow into them.
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You think?
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Yeah, they'll fit real
nice when you're 47.
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You could also wear them
over your snowsuit in winter.
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[chuckles]
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Ugh...
They're leaking.
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Alright, ladies, from the top.
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes. ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes. ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven,
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It's too late
for confession. ♪
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♪ he'll be coming down from--
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A-ha!
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It's you!
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Perhaps your solo
has made you over-confident.
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♪ this is your nooote...
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♪ this is my nooote...
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No.
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♪ this is your nooote...
265
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,237
♪ that's the same nooote...?
266
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,640
Again.
267
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,110
One, two, three...
268
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,079
♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when-- ♪
269
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,246
[loud snap]
[choir gasps]
270
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,748
No!
271
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,452
Perhaps it would be better
if you just mimed the lyrics
272
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,587
For this part.
273
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,424
♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
274
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,660
Sing, mary!
275
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,996
[mary mouthing words]
276
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:38,796
Sister rose: Silently...
277
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,268
♪ he'll be coming
down from heaven... ♪
278
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,338
♪
279
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,541
Adult mark: If fox could bedazzle her jeans,
280
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,875
So could I.
281
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,810
Couldn't be that hard.
282
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,647
[door opens]
283
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,217
Hey, my bladder
doesn't wear a watch!
284
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,152
Mark: Uh...
Pop: What are you doing?
285
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,953
Fashion?
286
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,756
Fashion!
Huh.
287
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,827
You know, when I was a boy,
I used to dress to impress.
288
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,495
Why do you think I took
dead uncle edmund's pants?
289
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,164
Took?
290
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:17,635
Ah, you know, I always thought
that clothes made the man.
291
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,171
Well, what do
these jeans make me?
292
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,840
Ooh, ahh.
293
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,375
Listen, I'll help you with
these, but now I need to whiz.
294
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,777
Out, out!
295
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,980
Mark: Okay!
296
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:33,083
[upbeat music]
297
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,186
A little more bleach.
298
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,857
Adult mark: It was a case of the blind leading the blind.
299
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,993
Pop was beating my pants fashion-senseless.
300
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,194
That should do it.
301
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,862
Adult mark: I was a slacks man--
302
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,430
A crisp pleat, a sharp cuff,
303
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,332
And a nice break around the shoe.
304
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,868
That I understood.
305
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,571
This'll shrink them up nicely.
306
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,707
♪
307
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,075
Adult mark: But denim just wasn't in my "jean" pool.
308
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,210
Nice.
309
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,547
Ah, yes!
Right.
310
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,816
Adult mark: So I had to stand there and watch
311
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,151
As pop drowned my pants in his own "jean" pool.
312
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,553
Ah...
313
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,354
Ah, needs a...
314
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,857
A slight trim.
315
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:16,861
[upbeat music continues]
316
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,966
Just because we are letting...
[inaudible]
317
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,401
[sound of crying]
318
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,376
You okay, my dear?
319
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,311
Sister rose has
had it out for me
320
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,246
Ever since I left the order.
321
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,715
That's why she gave you my solo.
322
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,251
Well, I do have
a pretty good voice.
323
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,185
No, it's 'cause of me.
324
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,353
Oh, well...
325
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,556
She expects us
to be as holy as she is.
326
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,324
Ah!
Holy?
327
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,791
Please.
328
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,394
That old hag's been trying
to bone mark's grandfather
329
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,963
For the last 50 years.
330
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:56,800
I'd say it's time we knocked her
off her high cross.
331
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,005
Sister rose: [sternly]
sister cecilia...
332
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,307
Look, can I be honest?
333
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,945
Clothes don't make the man.
334
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,214
Seriously?
335
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,348
Pop: Why would you trust a man
336
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:15,153
Who buys his clothes
from estate sales?
337
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,021
[sighs]
338
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,491
I mean...
They don't look that bad.
339
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,826
Middle fox: They look so bad!
340
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,697
[laughter]
341
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,568
Adult mark: Only your friends can betray you.
342
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,637
Et tu, ritche?
343
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:36,440
♪
344
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,342
There you are.
345
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,978
I had to follow the sound
of your jeans to find you.
346
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,580
My jeans are
perfectly adequate!
347
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,749
Ample waist,
generous hem, and...
348
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,186
And...?
349
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,988
Your jeans are the weird ones!
350
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,990
And you're acting like
it doesn't even bother you
351
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,859
That you're different!
352
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,529
Wow.
353
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,066
You know, I'm always
going to look different,
354
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,636
So what's a little
rip in my pants?
355
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,771
Ritche...
356
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,605
Ritche: If I'm going
to stand out,
357
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,808
It might as well be
for something I chose.
358
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,142
I-I didn't mean--
359
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:16,280
I'm not dressing to
impress anyone but myself!
360
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,416
You should try it,
361
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,785
Instead of trying to be
like everyone else!
362
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,756
♪
363
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,626
I...
364
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,168
Adult mark: The more I tried to fit in,
365
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,736
The more alone I was.
366
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,809
Ne else!
367
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,577
Well, were you?
368
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:51,449
Not everyone.
Just... Most of them.
369
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,450
Hm.
370
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,386
You know...
371
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,322
The first time I saw
your grandmother,
372
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,924
She was wearing a dress
373
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,527
That she'd made
out of curtain scraps.
374
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,065
I thought it was beautiful.
375
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,669
But it was only beautiful
376
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,371
Because she was the one
who was wearing it.
377
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,276
So I think your friend is right.
378
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,278
Life is short.
379
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,881
So you wear whatever
the heck it is
380
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:28,152
That makes you feel like you.
381
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,887
[sighs]
382
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,758
[phone ringing]
383
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,225
Hello?
384
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,828
Mark: Uh, hello, mr. Perez.
385
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:37,961
Mr. Perez: Yes?
386
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,563
Can I speak
to ritche, please?
387
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,131
Mr. Perez: No, sorry.
388
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,834
It's a school night, and ritche
doesn't have white parents.
389
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,703
Mark: Could you pass
on a message, then?
390
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,505
Mm-hm?
391
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:53,711
Tell him that I was jealous
and that...
392
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,913
I was trying to be
someone I wasn't,
393
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,316
And that someone
wasn't a good friend.
394
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,319
I'm sorry.
395
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,456
And if he can find it
in his heart to forgive me,
396
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,326
I'll never let something
as stupid as jeans
397
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,795
Get between us again.
398
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,996
Thank you.
399
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,869
[sighs]
400
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,071
Ritche!
401
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,205
Mark called!
402
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,573
He said he's sorry.
403
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,974
About what?
404
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,978
He didn't say.
405
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,220
♪
406
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,891
♪
407
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,159
You look cool.
408
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,427
Very stylish.
409
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,329
Very you.
410
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,566
You don't look
too bad yourself!
411
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,903
♪
412
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,372
Wait...
413
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,509
I have an idea.
414
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,980
♪ what if I were romeo in black jeans? ♪
415
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,383
♪ what if I was heathcliff?
416
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,219
♪ it's no myth!
417
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,155
♪ maybe she's just looking for
418
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,024
Someone to dance with! ♪
419
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,693
♪
420
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,731
I am happy to announce
that we've raised
421
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,600
Enough money to buy
a replacement hand
422
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,471
For the statue of
saint bonaventure!
423
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,140
[single person claps]
424
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:33,044
Yes, well, move it along now.
425
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,747
And now we must
exorcize this spirit.
426
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,283
So, without further ado,
427
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:44,222
Please welcome
the st. Bridget's nuns' choir...
428
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,024
And others.
429
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,860
[in a whisper] mark!
Mark...
430
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,427
Mary: It's me!
431
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:58,969
Choir: ♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
432
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:03,741
♪ he'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
433
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,609
And mary...
434
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,915
Ms. Fowler: ♪ ...Be coming
down from heaven,
435
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,185
He'll be coming down
from heaven when he comes! ♪
436
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,520
Mary: One, two, three!
437
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,222
♪ and they'll toil in fire
forever when he comes! ♪
438
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,690
[muttering angrily]
439
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,159
♪ and they'll toil in fire
forever when he comes! ♪
440
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,094
Ms. Fowler: ♪ when he comes!
Sister rose: No!
441
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,462
♪ and they'll toil
in fire forever... ♪
442
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,630
Sister rose: Stop it!
Stop it!
443
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,732
Stop it right now!
444
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,233
Stop it!
445
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,035
♪ ...When he comes!
446
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,171
[ms. Fowler sings high note]
447
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,344
[applause and cheering]
448
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,812
[inaudible]
449
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,681
Sister rose: You!
450
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,817
I cast you out of this choir!
451
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,220
Please!
452
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,756
You take your choir...
453
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,624
And shove it up your arse!
454
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,093
[crowd gasps]
455
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,932
Sister rose: You!
456
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,234
Corrupter!
457
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,702
Even god gave it a rest
on sundays, sister.
458
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,104
I quit!
459
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,138
The choir, not my job.
460
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,540
Sorry, sister.
461
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,875
Mr. Chafe: [clapping]
excellent job, sister!
462
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,876
Excellent!
463
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,778
The music was fantastic,
fantastic!
464
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,279
[applause]
465
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,513
Sister rose: Yes, well, it's...
466
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,848
It's just as I have been...
467
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,117
Teaching them.
468
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,552
Sometimes you...
469
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,388
Have to have a little...
470
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,457
Fun.
471
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,592
[crowd murmuring]
472
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,862
♪
473
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,999
Adult mark: Everyone wants to be part of a group.
474
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,269
Even if that group is small.
475
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:42,206
♪
476
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:47,077
Adult mark: Some peoplewant you to change to fit in.
477
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,214
♪
478
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,817
♪
479
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,753
Adult mark: But somehow, that never seems to work.
480
00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,758
♪
481
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,528
♪
482
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,563
I'll take them.
483
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,500
♪
484
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,102
Adult mark: You should only ever change
485
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,436
Because you want to.
486
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:15,239
♪
487
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,375
Middle fox: I am your father!
488
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,310
[laughs]
489
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,378
Adult mark: Your true friends will love you for who you are.
490
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,980
Flaws and all.
491
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,251
♪
492
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,722
♪
493
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:36,460
♪
494
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:40,731
♪
495
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:45,002
♪
496
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:49,073
♪
497
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,009
♪
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