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Adult mark: I was hypnotized
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By the world inside our television.
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It seemed so far away thatit couldn't possibly be real...
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Until it was.
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Announcer: [on tv]
from vegas to newfoundland...
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The greatest hypnotist on earth!
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I am hudaro!
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...Two, one...
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Aah!
And you'll become...
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...A famous opera star!
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Now you're napoleon,
and you're a kangaroo!
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This is no good.
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This chair's old.
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Well, so are you.
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You don't see me
throwing you away.
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Hudaro: [on tv]
you're two years old.
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Participant: They said I was
dancing like a chicken,
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But I don't remember a thing!
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Hudaro is amazing!
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Don't miss your chance to see
the unfathomable hudaro!
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Can we go?
Can we, please?
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He can't be any good
if he's comin' here.
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Hudaro: Who dares dare hudaro?
Hudaro dares!
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Announcer: Hudaro!
Two nights only, st. John's!
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He's playing at school!
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No way!
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Mike sr: Must be terrible.
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Alright, we'll go.
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Adult mark: Being a newsman,
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The old man loved a train wreck.
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Mark, I found your math test.
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Did you hide this
so I wouldn't find it?
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Will I be in less trouble
if I answer honestly?
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You are spending too much time
glued to that idiot box!
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No show for you until
you get your grades up!
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But, mom, it's just a quiz!
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The actual test is on Friday.
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Come on, mary.
Let the boy...
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17.50?!
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Good god!
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Listen to your mother.
You're not going.
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No.
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Hudaro: Don't you dare miss it!
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["hinterland who's who"
playing on tv]
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Good news!
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It's not me,
it's not the chair,
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It was my pants!
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Mary: Oh...
Pop: They were too tight!
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Ahh!
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Oh, much better!
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Turn it up!
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♪
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What's this about?
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Probably
school picture day.
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Mom never buys 'em.
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I'm not combing
my hair for that.
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Adult mark: Fox's folks had enough kids
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To fill their own yearbook,
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So they opted for the watermarked sample.
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I like picture day.
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You know,
if I'm gonna be an actor,
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I'll need an updated headshot.
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And I get to trade
photos this year
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Now that I finally have friends.
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Yeah, fox, you should get one
so we can all trade.
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Whatever.
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Maybe.
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Sister rose: [into mic]
children...
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As we enter
the holy season of lent,
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We must make sacrifices.
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Yes, we encourage you
to give something up for lent.
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Perhaps some candy,
or television,
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Or video games.
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Our lord was beaten
and crucified.
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But yes, ms. Fowler,
you could give up...
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Candy.
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Even-steven.
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Ms. Fowler: Yes.
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Well, a special guest is here
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And he's offered you
a free show.
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Adult mark: It couldn't be!
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Please welcome,
all the way from las vegas,
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The unfathomable hudaro!
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[applause & cheering]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Hello, st. Bridget's!
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Who dares dare hudaro?
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Hudaro dares!
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[applause & cheering]
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You!
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♪
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Seven, six,
hearing only my voice,
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Five, four,
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And you will become
the world-renowned opera singer,
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Madame fowler,
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In, three, two, one...
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Sing!
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[sings sustained note]
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[laughter]
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[vocalizing]
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[applause]
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What do you think, children?
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Should we leave her like this?
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She could tour the world!
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[applause continues]
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[singing stops]
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[applause & cheering]
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Thank you, boys and girls!
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[quietly]
sorry.
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Now, hudaro knows there is magic
in each and every one of you.
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So, who would like to
see some more, huh?
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Mark: Yes!
Ritche: Yes!
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Hudaro can't hear you!
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[applause & cheering]
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Mom, we have to go!
It was unfathomable!
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You better not have
missed math for that!
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I don't know, mark.
Tonight?
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You haven't heard
the best part yet.
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He offered us free tickets!
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Free?
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Yeah, free for students so long
as they bring a paying adult.
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[sighs]
bloody tinker carny.
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Pop!
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Pants at the dinner table!
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I have put on
a bit of weight,
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So I'm just gonna
go on the salads.
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Don't worry, I'll be
back in pants in no time.
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Pancake day!
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Oh, for christ's sake.
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Adult mark: On the day beforegiving something up for lent,
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Catholics eat pancakes...
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Because religion is weird.
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I just started a diet,
and now you're serving dinner
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With "cake" in the name.
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Temptress!
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Pop: Oh, well.
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Go on, then.
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I'll have three.
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Mary: No, you don't.
Pop: What?
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Nobody wants you back
in pants more than I do.
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[choking sound]
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Oh, be careful biting in there!
Don't choke!
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Adult mark: The tradition is
that your fortune is hidden
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Inside the pancake.
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A nail means you'll be a carpenter,
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A button means you'll be a tailor, a coin means...
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Pop: [laughs]
mary: You're gonna be rich!
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Does that mean we have
enough money to go to the show?
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Enough!
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Look, give me a pancake
and I'll buy you a ticket.
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That's perfect.
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Mom...
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The math test is Friday.
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I'll do better then, I promise!
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Fine!
On one condition!
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You get an a.
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Mark: D?
Mary: C!
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Deal!
Yes, thank you!
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Pop: Mmm!
[grunts]
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A button!
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I told you
pants were in my future!
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♪
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That's my good makeup.
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Picture day is tomorrow,
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And I thought you
might buy 'em if I...
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Suzanne: Oh, my sacred heart!
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[sighs]
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Don't you fret, my dear.
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We are gonna make you look
just like your poor ol' mudder.
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[cosmetics bag unzips]
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All right, st john's!
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Dick dunphy here
from the mighty...
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590 vocm!
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[one person claps]
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Are you ready for...
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Hu-da-row?
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[applause & cheering]
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Announcer: From vegas
to newfoundland,
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The greatest hypnotist on earth!
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Woo!
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You know this is all a bunch
of gobbledygook, don't ya?
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Mom, it's not fake!
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It's from las vegas!
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Oh, jeez.
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!
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Tonight, I invite you
to free your subconscious
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From the shackles that you
yourself imprisoned it with.
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But hudaro is nothing
without volunteers.
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So, audience, I ask you...
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Who dare dares hudaro?
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Woman: Ooh, ooh!
Over here, over here!
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Woman: Pick me, pick me!
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Hudaro: You, ma'am!
And you!
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Woman: Me in the back!
Mary: Mark!
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Oh, you little shagger!
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And one very
enthusiastic boy, I see.
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Adult mark: A stage!
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It wasn't hudaro who had hypnotized me,
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It was the audience!
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[applause]
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Welcome, st. John's!
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I am the remarkable mark,
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The impossi-boy-list.
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I've never been so proud.
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I coulda swore
I wore pants.
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[applause]
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Hudaro: Hear only my voice...
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Hearing only my voice...
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Only my voice matters...
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Adult mark: Concentration was never my thing.
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I was too late.
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Two, one,
now listen to the music!
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[music starts playing]
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Because now you can play
that musical instrument
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That you have
always wanted to play.
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In fact,
you're the best in the world!
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So, play, my orchestra!
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Play!
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[applause & laughter]
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Adult mark: I wasn't good at studying,
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But I was a quick study.
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Hudaro: That's it!
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What beautiful music!
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[laughter & applause]
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Hudaro knows
you are faking, boy,
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Because a hypnotized subject
never uses props.
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Make a fool of me on my stage,
and I will end you.
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Beautiful music, no?
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[applause & laughter continues]
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Adult mark: I might not have been hypnotized,
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But I would have doneanything to stay on that stage.
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Ah, so refreshing!
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Adult mark: And I did.
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You take a sip, mark.
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Oh no, mark,
that water is boiling hot!
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Mark: Augh, augh!
[audience laughter]
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Now it is 140-proof screech!
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Adult mark: The more I faked it,
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The more hudaro loved it.
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I started to wonder who was hypnotizing who
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