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[dog barking in distance]
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Adult mark: Our family didn'tlike to talk about the past.
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Pop?
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Uh, when did your father die?
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Uh, 1896.
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He drowned when I was two.
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He was a whaler.
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The whale won.
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Adult mark: Mostly because there wasn't much
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Good to talk about.
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And his father?
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Drowned.
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And his?
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Lost at sea.
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Why?
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It's homework.
We have to do a family tree.
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Good god, what would you
want to do a family tree for?
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You spend all that time
and money trying to find out
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Where you came from,
and then you spend twice as much
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Trying to cover it
all back up again!
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Adult mark: The only time my parents looked back
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Was to toss some salt over their shoulder.
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Oh, mom?
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When did your mother die?
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It's not nice to
talk about the dead.
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I'm going to bed.
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What?
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Pop: Sorry, son.
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Our family tree
is more like a shrub.
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An over-watered one at that.
[phone rings]
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Mike sr: Good god, who's calling
the house at this hour?
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Pop: See, the critches were
fishermen from liverpool.
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Now, my brother moses,
he didn't drown!
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He died of tb.
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Pop: Put that in there.
Mark: Yeah.
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Pop: That's important.
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What's that again?
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Brendan...?
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Oh?
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Adult mark: Uncle brendan was a travelling salesman.
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He was always in trouble.
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What's he done now?
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It's not the police, is it?
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Oh, it's probably somebody
looking for money.
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Adult mark: But he was
still pop's favourite.
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Just say he isn't here.
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He isn't here!
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Ah, look,
I haven't seen brendan in...
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Let me have that again?
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[indecipherable voice on phone]
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Oh, uh...
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Okay, well,
thanks for letting us know.
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Goodbye.
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Well, what is it?
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What's the trouble
the boy's got into now?
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He's dead.
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♪
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Wha...?
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♪
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Adult mark: My family tree was losing leaves
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Like it was the windiest day in autumn.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Adult mark: The critch family plot was close to bursting,
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But there was just enough room for uncle brendan
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To slip in like the missing piece of a puzzle.
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Mary: Mike... Shouldn't
somebody say something?
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Uncle brendan...
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Uncle brendan was, um...
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He was...
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♪
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Adult mark: Try as I might,
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I just couldn't make the tears come.
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And try as he might, my brother just couldn't stop them.
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♪
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Come on.
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I just spoke to bucky.
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He tells me that
the grave is packed tight.
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The only way we're gonna
get poor brendan in there
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Is if we stick him in sideways.
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Good god!
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Shh, keep it down!
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Geez.
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I always thought that I'd be
in there alongside your mother.
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What about me?
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This is not about you.
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This is about me!
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[crying in background]
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You go ahead, dad.
I'll make sure it's done.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Alright, everyone.
Nothing to see here.
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Got some tiny sandwiches
up at the house.
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Alice: Come on, girl.
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We checks in on our crowd
before we goes.
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♪
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Bucky: Well, mike, b'y.
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Hard losing a brother, eh?
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You must be torn apart.
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Hm.
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♪
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Adult mark: A cemetery tripwas a family archivist's dream.
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I couldn't see the forest for the family trees.
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Mark: Uh, mom?
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Mary: Yes, my love?
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Where's my grandmother?
Her name's not on here.
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Why would her name be there?
She's not--
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Say a prayer, alice.
You'll be in there soon enough.
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[sobbing]
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They just never
added her name is all.
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She was a very...
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Private person.
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Now, give it up being morbid.
You're on me last nerve.
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Alice, we're gone.
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Fine, stay and water
the flowers.
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Adult mark: Like bucky the gravedigger,
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The more I dug, the more I uncovered.
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Oh, now, look who's
decided to show up.
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Fashionably late!
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I was burying my brother!
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Sideways!
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Next to my mother, whose
coffin has held up pretty well,
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By the way!
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Boo-hoo-hoo, ya big poodle.
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You couldn't even let your
brother have his special day!
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Do you know what it was like
for me to have to see all that?
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No, because I was here
entertaining our company!
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I don't mean to interrupt,
but, uh, mr. Critch...
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Mike is the only son
you have left.
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It's too late
to change the past,
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But it isn't too late
to adjust the future.
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Ooh, jam-jams!
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Don't mind if I do!
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Yummy, yummy.
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Okay.
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Was I really a bad father?
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Oh, no, dad.
Brendan loved you.
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No, I don't mean to him.
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I mean to you.
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Oh.
Well, uh...
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You did your best, dad.
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No, no.
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No, I didn't.
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It's too late for me
and brendan and me now, but...
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It's not too late for you and I.
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Come on.
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Mark: Mom?
Mary: What, honey?
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What did my grandmother
die from?
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Jesus murphy!
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Have we not had
enough death for one day?
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Go make yourself useful!
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Pass out those wieners!
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Adult mark: It was unlike my mother not to gossip
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About someone.
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Something was up.
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Mark: Vienna sausage?
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Ooh, viennese!
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We don't get these
in the rectory.
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Mark: Father, I'm researching
my family tree
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And I'm missing some leaves.
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Does the church
have births, deaths?
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That kind of thing?
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Well, all that information
is kind of private.
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It's not really for kids.
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Well, I...
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I guess I could supervise?
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Yeah.
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There's plenty more
where that came from.
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[thud]
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Pop: Use the bloody mitt!
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Adult mark: Pop was determined to make up for lost time,
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And with dad,
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That meant starting over at the beginning.
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Pop: You sure you don't
want to take your jacket off?
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Nice and easy!
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Oh!
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Pop: Augh.
Jesus.
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Come on, this is wasted time!
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Adult mark: Dislike father, dislike son.
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[school bell rings]
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♪
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Adult mark: Even jesus had a more detailed family tree
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Than I did!
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♪
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♪
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Whoa!
Nice tree.
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Very full.
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Photo albums,
arrest records.
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It was easy.
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How's yours?
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I'm just having a little trouble
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Finding out where
my grandmother is.
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I don't really know
my nan either.
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Yeah, dad cashed
her pension cheques
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Yeah, dad cashed
her pension cheques
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So she's super pissed.
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Shut up, nimrod!
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Maybe we could help.
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That'd be great!
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I have a lead.
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We will leave
no tombstone unturned.
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♪
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Radio: At coles funeral home, we want to help you to...
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Who should
we leave the oven to?
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What?
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The oven.
Who should get it?
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Why are you writing a will?
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The only one that gets
any of our stuff when we dies
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Is the bank.
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Why don't you just tell the boy
where his grandmother is?
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No need to go
stirring all that up.
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Let dead dogs lie.
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[front door opens]
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You can't change the past.
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[front door closes]
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We are gonna do something
we should have done years ago.
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I'm gonna teach you how to fish.
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[sighs]
pop: Come on.
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You'll love it.
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Mary: Sorry.
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[dog barking and bird calling
in distance]
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[music playing on radio]
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♪ in every life
we have some trouble. ♪
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♪ but if you worry
you makes it double. ♪
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♪ don't worry!
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♪ be happy!
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Jesus, mike.
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Don't worry!
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Be happy!
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♪ don't worry...
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♪ be happy...
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♪ don't worry, be happy.
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♪ woo...
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[door opens]
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Frig, mike.
What's wrong?
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I miss uncle brendan.
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You know, he just got me,
and now he's just gone,
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And it's not fair.
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It never is.
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Brendan was good for a laugh.
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He wouldn't want to
see you like this.
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Oh...
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Geez, yeah,
he'd be pretty embarrassed, huh?
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No, b'y.
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I never seen anyone take
to this place as quick as you.
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Brendan would be proud
to be your uncle.
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I know I would be.
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Look, I got ya something
I been meaning to give ya.
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Oh, yeah?
What is it?
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Dick: Not much time
left in this song.
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Hang on.
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Mike jr: No way!
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You earned it.
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Well, come on!
Try it on!
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♪ don't worry...
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Oh!
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Thanks... Uncle dick.
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Oh...
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Jesus.
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[both sobbing]
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[church bell tolls]
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♪
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Adult mark: Even priests can be tempted.
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Hey, you kids gotta hurry up.
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If brother angel comes back,
he'll crucify me.
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I can't find her anywhere!
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She's a ghost.
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Ritche: That's the point.
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She's dead.
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00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,886
Do you mind?
She's still my grandmother.
272
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,490
She has to be in here somewhere.
We found her birth certificate.
273
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,292
What's this all about, anyway?
274
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,295
My mom says
her mom's buried in our plot,
275
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,630
But I can't find her...
276
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,298
There or anywhere.
277
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,601
Well, there's
an explanation for everything.
278
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:12,670
Like turning water into wine?
279
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,239
Well, there might be more
info in the parish sectretum,
280
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,909
But that's off-limits.
281
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,911
Please, father?
Just this once?
282
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,346
I'm sorry, buddy.
283
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,448
I wish I could help, but even
I don't know what's in there.
284
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,649
Found it!
285
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,651
Holy crap!
286
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,719
Oh, no.
287
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,919
Uh...
288
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,188
Okay, give that to me.
289
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,790
Fox: No.
Father garcia: I... Give it.
290
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,125
Fox: Why would I--
father garcia: Give it to me.
291
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,459
What's it say?
292
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,063
Nothing, it's stupid.
293
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,631
Your nan was divorced!
294
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,132
Adult mark: Divorce!
295
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,735
The only catholic "d" word worse than death!
296
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,603
And she re-married!
297
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,806
But catholics can't remarry.
298
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,741
She changed religions?
299
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,744
So we just have to check the
protestant cemetery now, right?
300
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,145
No.
301
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,480
She won't be there.
302
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,549
Why not?
303
00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,684
Because she's not dead!
304
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,420
[coughs]
jesus christ!
305
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,392
...Be with you.
306
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,165
♪
307
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,901
♪
308
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,171
Pop: I should have taught you
how to fish years ago!
309
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,372
Mike sr: What?
310
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,908
I can't hear anything
over that bloody engine.
311
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,976
Make and break!
312
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,847
Old and reliable, just like me.
313
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,115
♪
314
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,117
Fisherman: Waddaya at?
315
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,786
Asshole.
316
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,253
I wish we were on that one!
317
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,989
What?
318
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,391
Forget it,
ya deaf old coot!
319
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,626
[laughs]
exactly!
320
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,961
Alright, sit down, lad.
321
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,931
Pop: Okay, here we go.
322
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,468
♪
323
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:53,938
♪
324
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:54,939
Mark: Mom?
325
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,207
Christ on a cracker!
326
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,342
You scared
the bejesus out of me!
327
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,409
I have a question.
328
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,478
I don't want to hear it.
329
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,346
You come from
a long line of dead people.
330
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,982
That's all you need to know.
331
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,317
I promise I won't ask where
my grandmother is buried again.
332
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,420
[exhales]
thank god for that.
333
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,123
So, where does she live?
334
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,493
Enough!
335
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,795
I got that much to do today, I--
336
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,897
Stop lying!
337
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,567
She isn't dead!
She isn't even catholic!
338
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:26,370
What kind of mother lies about
a kid's grandmother being dead?
339
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,574
Well, she's dead to me.
340
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:33,444
"what kind of mother?"
wow!
341
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,579
The kind of mother
who didn't have one, I guess.
342
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,114
Mom, please.
Please...
343
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,784
Mary: Oh...
344
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,922
The only thing I ever wanted
to keep from you was pain.
345
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,259
My parents got divorced
when I was seven years old.
346
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,730
The nuns looked at me like
I was the devil's own, which...
347
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,532
I s'pose I was.
348
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,334
Mom, I'm sorry, I won't...
349
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,838
Oh, duckie, I don't want to be
the kind of mother who lies.
350
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,573
I had enough of that myself.
351
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,409
♪
352
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,010
Mary: So...
353
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:06,411
Mary: So...
354
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,281
One day my mother
just packed a bag and left,
355
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,685
Like she was going to the store.
356
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,286
I begged her to
take me with her,
357
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,621
But she just pushed me down
358
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,024
And told me to stay where I was.
359
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,292
And told me to stay where I was.
360
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:25,129
And being a good girl,
I listened to her.
361
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,499
I never saw hide nor hair
of my mother again.
362
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,702
Adult mark: Looking atthe hurt in my mother's eyes,
363
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:35,673
I realized that some things stay buried for a reason.
364
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,576
You want to know
where she is?
365
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:42,914
She married a clark
and she lives on forest road.
366
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,449
But... You said
never to go there.
367
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,185
"nothing but skeets
and hussies."
368
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,120
I didn't lie to you about that.
369
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,990
♪
370
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,792
You knew where she was
all this time
371
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,660
And you never even called her?
372
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,664
She's your mother!
373
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,800
I know when I'm not wanted.
374
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,804
Adult mark: If there was one thing I was good at,
375
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,107
It was making things worse.
376
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,942
Pop: Alright,
let it hit the bottom,
377
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,778
Bring it up a couple of feet,
and then start jigging.
378
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,912
That's what I'm doing!
379
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,213
Jerk it!
380
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,849
Ya jerk,
don't you know anything?
381
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,018
I s'pose if brendan was here now
he'd just walk out on the water
382
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,021
And the fish would just
start jumpin' in the boat?
383
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,089
Pop: Alright!
Oh...
384
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,893
Oh, you've got it caught on
the bottom, you bloody jinker!
385
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,361
You're the one
with the jigger!
386
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,963
You know,
this was a mistake.
387
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,131
Here...
388
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,898
We can finally agree
on something for once.
389
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,636
[engine sputters]
390
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,705
Pop: Oh, jesus, now...
391
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,775
It's completely seized.
392
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,743
Ah, I can't move that.
393
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,744
Can't you fix it?
394
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,078
Fix it?
395
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,447
I don't know anything
about boats!
396
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,116
Mike sr: Well, what
are we gonna do now?
397
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,985
We're drifting out to sea!
398
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,121
I suppose it's the critch curse,
finally caught up with us.
399
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,389
Well, it figures.
400
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,324
And the plot's full.
401
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,567
Fox: That must be her.
402
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,402
Adult mark: I was laying eyes on my grandmother
403
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,204
For the first time...
404
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,939
In a stakeout!
405
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,742
Ritche: I bet those bags
are full of grandma stuff.
406
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,011
Like cookies and hard candy!
407
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,946
What are you gonna do?
408
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,081
I'm going in.
409
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,215
Fox: Wait.
410
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,483
This doesn't feel right.
411
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,084
Ritche: What, are you crazy?
412
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,920
She's his grandma!
413
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,756
She's gonna hug him
and feed him and kiss him.
414
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,157
Trust me.
415
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,394
Not all families are like
the ones you see on tv.
416
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,562
I'm not doing this for me.
417
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,964
I'm doing it for mom.
418
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,840
[emotional music]
419
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,243
Mark sr.: When's
brendan's birthday?
420
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,312
You don't know when your
own brother's birthday is?
421
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,248
October 2nd.
422
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,451
And when's mine?
423
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,219
What?
424
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,754
Oh...
425
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:07,658
In the summer.
426
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,525
What?
427
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:16,133
Look, I was easier on brendan
428
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,735
Because he needed me more.
429
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,338
You were...
430
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,841
You were more self-sufficient
and you didn't need me.
431
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,945
And now, I mean, do you know
how hard it is for a father
432
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,881
To be dependent on his son?
433
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,015
Dad, it's not like that.
434
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,050
I never had a father.
435
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,653
I didn't know what
it was to be one.
436
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,024
But seeing you with your boys...
437
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,759
Now I know.
438
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,028
You are a great grandfather.
439
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,364
Ah, well...
440
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,935
Little mark, he's just
like you were at that age.
441
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,536
[sighs]
442
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:59,576
You know, maybe god
does give second chances.
443
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,545
I think I got something!
What do I do, what do I do?
444
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,679
Bring it up!
Hand over hand!
445
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,014
That's it, hand over hand!
446
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,782
Come on, hand over hand,
you got it!
447
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:09,453
Mike sr: Ho-ho-ho!
Pop: Oh!
448
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,588
We did it!
449
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,023
No, you did it.
450
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,858
Well done.
451
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,462
♪
452
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,996
[laughs]
453
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,533
Pop: Oh!
[laughs]
454
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,001
Look!
455
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,035
Is you alright?
456
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,138
Fine, thanks!
Movin' on!
457
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,339
No, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
458
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,406
We need a tow!
459
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,741
Yeah, alright.
460
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,576
The motor's
just a little trouble.
461
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,979
I could fix it,
but the lad here,
462
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,180
He's a nervous nelly!
463
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,282
[laughs]
464
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,552
Adult mark: I had lost an uncle,
465
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,756
And was about to gain a grandmother.
466
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,691
Oh, we don't donate at the door.
467
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,560
Oh, johanna clark?
468
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,961
Johanna: Yes.
469
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,429
My name's mark critch.
470
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,565
Uh, we haven't met before,
471
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,401
But I believe I'm your grandson?
472
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,836
Husband: Who's at the door?
473
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,706
Just... Someone
looking for donations.
474
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,440
Husband: Get rid of them!
475
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,642
What-- what do you want?
476
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,711
Money?
477
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,312
No, I just...
478
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,549
Wanted to meet you.
479
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,517
Well, you met me.
480
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,052
Husband: Johanna?
481
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,254
Some things are better
left buried in the past.
482
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,089
I have a new life now.
483
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,191
Don't come back here again.
484
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,401
Adult mark: The door closed more firmly
485
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,404
Than uncle brendan's coffin lid.
486
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,741
♪
487
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,510
♪
488
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,345
Adult mark: Mom had come looking for me.
489
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,613
And good thing, too.
490
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,748
She had been hurt by her mother before,
491
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:48,552
And this apple hadn't fallen far from the family tree.
492
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,754
You were right.
493
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,556
She doesn't want to know me.
494
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:56,160
♪
495
00:19:56,295 --> 00:20:00,030
♪
496
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,164
Fox: You okay?
497
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,168
Mark: [quietly]
yeah.
498
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,771
[knocks loudly]
499
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,174
Husband: Oh, for god's sake!
500
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,378
Remember me?
501
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,981
No point digging up old bones.
502
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,317
You never even told him
about me, did ya?
503
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:23,587
You old bat!
504
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,122
Hi, there!
505
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,124
I'm just her daughter
from the first marriage!
506
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:30,527
Surprise, she's not
the vestal virgin you thought!
507
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,529
Have fun with that.
508
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,897
Johanna: You little bitch.
509
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,599
No.
510
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,567
It's critch.
511
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,540
♪
512
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,677
You know, you may not have
missed out on much with me,
513
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:49,747
But you sure
missed out on my boys.
514
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,884
Well, that's your loss,
not theirs.
515
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,821
Come on, kids,
we're going home.
516
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,891
♪
517
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,994
Adult mark: Every family has a story.
518
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,230
Some say we're who we are because of who we come from.
519
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,565
I disagree.
520
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,634
We decide who we are and who our family is.
521
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,838
You live as long as you're remembered.
522
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,042
To me, my family will live forever.
523
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,577
♪
524
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:23,414
♪
525
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:27,785
♪
526
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:32,122
♪
527
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:36,426
♪
528
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:40,598
♪
529
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:44,268
♪
530
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:49,005
♪
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