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Tv news: Let's find out, and head over to carl
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With the weather. Carl?
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Mary: Oh, so, suzanne,
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What do I owe you
for my avon order, hm?
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$28, my love.
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$28!
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For makeup?
What's the point?
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I already know what ya
look like without it!
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Uh, I think he means
you're naturally pretty, mom.
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You don't need makeup.
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Pop: Well, certainly
not $28 worth.
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I mean, you're not
joining the circus.
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Maybe he's right, girl.
Money is tight.
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I'll just take the lipstick.
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Adult mark: Fox's mother sold avon products
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Like a new york city drug pusher.
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Shut up, mike.
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You should sell
your own avon, mary.
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Make your own bit of money.
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You'd make a great
salesman, mom.
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Mike sr: Will ye crowd be quiet?
I'm trying to watch the news!
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You know what, suzanne?
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I will take that makeup.
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And the job!
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[laughs]
alright, girl!
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But don't go taking any of my
customers, 'cause if you do,
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You're gonna need to
cover up your bruises with...
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Fresh look foundation.
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That's a sample.
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It's on page 12.
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Oh, I won't have any
trouble getting my own.
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You just try and keep up.
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Oh!
[laughs]
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Come on, girl, I gotta
get you your own catalogues!
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Tv news: For more, let's go to glenn...
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Suzanne: Excuse me, ducky,
thank you.
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Mike sr: Good god,
it's a mob scene!
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Volume!
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Reporter: Beer strike!
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Canadian brewery workers walked off the job today
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To protest the switch to aluminium cans.
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Adult mark: ...Leaving the entire province dry.
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Striker: Glass is class!
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Ban the can!
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[all yelling]
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Adult mark: As the last few cases
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Of canadian beer disappeared,
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The boozers were left with only one option:
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American beer.
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Look at them, fighting
over the last few cases
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Like it's the only lifejacket
left on the titanic.
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I've gotta get down there.
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You don't drink beer, dad.
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Not to buy it, to cover it!
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This is the biggest beer-related
news story since
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That woman downtown found
that baby rat in her stubby.
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Man on tv: I saw it first!
Man 2 on tv:
Yes, now,
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And it'll be the last thing ya sees!
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What is so bad
about american beer?
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Oh, it sucks.
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There's no booze in it,
you can hardly get a buzz.
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Gotta have like three or four
before you can even...
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I mean, so I'm told.
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I wouldn't know, of course.
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Oh, that yankee swill,
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It tastes the same going in
as it does coming out.
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You know the expression
"goin' on the piss"?
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Well, american beer...
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That's the piss.
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Hello, donny, it's me.
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Uh, listen, um...
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Are you still working
on that beer truck?
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I may have a little
proposition for you.
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Adult mark: Strike be damned.
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Pop wasn't gonna let go of the "beer" necessities.
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♪
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Fox: Thank you.
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What the hell?
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Share the wealth, nerd.
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I'm starved to death.
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Mom's at an avon convention and
dad got on a bender last night.
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No lunch.
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Well, I got corned beef
and a tin of vienna sausages...
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♪
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Whoa...
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Fancy.
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Oh, how kind of you.
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Hey, lunch!
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Let's go.
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Where are they going?
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Middle fox: We're going
to get fried chicken.
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Off school grounds?
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Adult mark: The fox brothers were old enough to teach,
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So they could leave the school at lunch.
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But the rest of us were doomed to brown-bag it.
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How I longed for a stomach full of the regret
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That grease brought.
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Silver fox: Oh, look at
the sooky babies
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Wit' their lunch-tins!
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Mommy coming to put ya
on the teat, is she?
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We could go
if we wanted to.
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What's that, little baby?
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All I hears is
"suck, suck, suck."
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[sucky noises]
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We didn't ask permission.
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Silver fox: [laughs]
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Silver fox: Aw, that's cute.
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Come on, ritche, m'boy.
We're dining out today.
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But I don't have any money!
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I've still got some cash
from mowing lawns.
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My treat.
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You hear that?
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His treat.
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Silver fox: We'll
walk you there.
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Fox: Just leave him alone.
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You can't mooch off him
just 'cause he's small.
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Adult mark: Small?
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What are you, his mommy?
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Adult mark: Mommy?
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He'll get in trouble.
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He's not big enough
to eat off school grounds.
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Adult mark: Not big enough?
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[laughs]
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Adult mark: The woman I loved thought I was a baby.
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I had to prove my manhood.
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It's fine.
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I said it was my treat,
and I meant it.
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Adult mark: I did not mean it.
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Gentlemen?
Shall we take our luncheon?
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Mark: Thank you.
Silver fox: After you.
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Mark: This way.
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Idiot!
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Better keep an eye on him.
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C'mon.
Let's go.
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Hurry.
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Come on, let's go!
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[truck honks as it passes]
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Ugh, dick dunphy with your
vocm on-the-spot traffic.
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I'm in a bumper-to-bumper jam
'cause of a three-car
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Smash-up on the arterial.
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Avoid the area.
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Drive safely, arrive alive.
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Vocm cares.
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Dick, I need a run
to the liquor store!
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Jeez, mike, I can't even look at
a beer after the night I had.
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I was the emcee for strip bingo
down to the strand lounge.
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Let's go!
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They're about to sell
the last beer in newfoundland!
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I'm pretty sure
I already drank it.
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[siren switches on]
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Mike sr: Come on, will ya?
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You sure, gertie?
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Not even a skin so soft?
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It's almost mosquito season...
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I understand.
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All my best to frank.
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Ya stuck-up old bat!
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Pop: Any bites?
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No.
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I've been on the phone all day
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And I haven't sold
a bloody thing!
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You know, it's a lot harder
to say no to someone
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If they're standing
on the doorstep
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With their foot
in the door-jamb.
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I guess that's true.
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Yeah, come on.
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Let's get this stuff sold.
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What are you
rushing me for?
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Pop: I'm not rushing you.
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No, no, come on, come on.
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You've gotta sell.
Come on.
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I need my catalogues.
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Good, good.
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Alright!
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Close the door!
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[door closes]
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♪
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[line ringing]
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Donny, you packed?
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Good.
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Oh, we have an empty nest here.
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I repeat... Empty nest.
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[crowd shouting]
dick: Jesus!
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Gimme your press pass
so I can buy some beer.
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They're almost out.
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Are you mad?
You can't cross a picket line.
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Besides, I'm live in 4, 3...
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Vocm on-the-spot news
at the liquor store,
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Where the scene is...
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Sobering.
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It's a "bottle-neck"
as thirst-crazed customers
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Are desperate to lay
their shaking hands
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On the last bottle
of canadian beer.
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Mike critch,
for the vocm news service.
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Dick: Come on!
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[crowd shouting angrily]
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Dick: Out of me' way!
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Dick: Mike, mike!
Hang on, mike!
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I just gotta grab
a case of blue star!
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Press!
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Press...!
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Press!
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Arsehole.
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♪
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Adult mark: There was no denying it.
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I was one of the big kids.
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Money can't buy happiness,
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But it can buy chicken.
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Silver fox: I'm gut-founded!
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Thanks for the snack packs,
mark.
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Mark?
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You guys have called me
"arse," "tool," "dick,"
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And "arse-dicked tool,"
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But you've never called me
by my real name before.
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Fox: Hey, dick.
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Ritche: We gotta go back!
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It's quarter to one.
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Ritche: Is that chicken?
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What are you doing here?
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Those tools
are just using you.
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Mark: What, and you're not?
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Ritche: I can tell you only
went 'cause you were scared.
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Textbook peer pressure.
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Look, I'm big enough
to eat here,
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And I don't need you two
mooching off me!
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Fox: Fine.
Be an arse!
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I don't care.
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Come on.
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We're gonna miss the bell!
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Silver fox: We're on the pip
for the rest of the day.
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Wanna come with, mark?
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You're cutting class?
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Ritche: Come on!
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Got somethin'
you're gonna wanna see.
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Adult mark: It was time to prove that just because
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I ate chicken didn't mean I was one.
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Silver fox: Forget it.
You're still a baby.
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Fox: I told you,
he's too young!
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People will know
he's on the pip.
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It's fine.
Lead the way.
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♪
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Adult mark: I felt like little red riding hood...
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Except I was a little brown-haired boy,
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My wolf was a fox, and everyone had already eaten
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The contents of my basket.
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Adult mark: The big kids' hang-out in the woods.
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A dark place between childhood and adulthood...
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Where boys became men.
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Mark: Wait...
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This is it!
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Party time!
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Mark: Is-- is that--
silver fox: It's dad's.
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He hates american beer.
He won't miss it.
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Middle fox: He's always
drunk, anyway.
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He'll just think he drank it.
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Silver fox: Shut up!
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So...
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Baby want his bottle...?
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Can?
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Adult mark: There was peer pressure,
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And then there was beer pressure.
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Dad...
263
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,287
What are you doing up?
264
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,289
I mean, home.
265
00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,523
Shouldn't you be at school?
266
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:23,194
The boys pipped off
so I thought I would, but...
267
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,596
I'll just go.
It's fine.
268
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,998
No, wait.
269
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,401
Day off won't kill ya.
270
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,771
Missing school never hurt me.
271
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,572
Ooh...
272
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:38,042
Ah, this american stuff
tastes like fish piss!
273
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,110
Can barely drink it.
274
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,613
Then don't.
275
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,282
What?
276
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,550
Fox: Nothin'.
Dad: No.
277
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:50,155
Don't be chicken.
What?
278
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:55,259
If you don't like it,
then why do you drink it?
279
00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,061
Jesus, I'm not an alkie, b'y!
280
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,363
It's just a few beer.
281
00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,298
I-I know, I know.
Just forget it.
282
00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:04,235
It's fine.
283
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,170
Shag it.
284
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,439
Can't even
get a buzz off it at all.
285
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,711
You eat?
286
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,079
No.
287
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,848
Help me get these
empties together,
288
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,985
We get some money to get some
chicken and chips or something.
289
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,586
What do you say?
290
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:25,924
Uh, okay.
Yeah.
291
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,559
That's better, huh?
292
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,261
[birds chirping outside]
293
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,864
Yeah.
294
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,601
♪
295
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,903
Mr. Perez!
296
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,739
Where is everyone?
297
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,274
We...
298
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,475
We...
299
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,943
What's the matter, ritche?
300
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,379
Chicken?
301
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,614
[students laugh]
302
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,615
Tina.
303
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,085
Well, ritche?
304
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,754
[sighs]
305
00:10:55,889 --> 00:11:00,091
[crowd shouting angrily]
306
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,560
Dick: Away with you!
Get off of me!
307
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,495
Get off of me now!
308
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:08,666
[shouting continues]
309
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,839
Good god, dick!
You almost got me killed!
310
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,441
I'm sorry, mike,
but I can't go drinking
311
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,842
The american stuff, b'y!
312
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,510
I'll drink anything;
I mean, I'll even drink
313
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,378
The bits left at parties
with butts in 'em,
314
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,347
But I wouldn't use that
to flush a toilet.
315
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,417
Dick, this is american beer.
316
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,818
It's all they had left.
317
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,986
But I needs a straightener
if I'm gonna drive.
318
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,122
Mike sr: Drive, drive!
319
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,224
[shouting continues]
[siren switches on]
320
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,659
[horn honking]
321
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,198
[sighs]
322
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,267
Wha--!
What are you doing?
323
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,802
You should be out there
pounding the pavement.
324
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,538
I tried putt's farm,
kirkland's garage, nothing!
325
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,540
I got all the way down
to the flemings,
326
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,942
But they already bought
theirs off suzanne.
327
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,076
She's got the whole road
limbed out!
328
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,477
Well, get back out there!
329
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,814
No!
330
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,648
I'm, uh, here
for the, um, package.
331
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,950
Oh, yeah, yeah.
332
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,853
Thank you.
333
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:02,787
There you go.
Whoa--
334
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,889
What're you up to?
335
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,190
Beer?
336
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,058
Pop: Good, thank you.
337
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,362
Look, I know a guy
who works on a beer truck.
338
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,965
A few cases got redirected...
339
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,167
Mary: Stolen!
Pop: Diverted.
340
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:20,505
And I'm just out there to help
him get it out into the world.
341
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,240
Catch and release.
342
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,842
You bloody bootlegger!
This is illegal.
343
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,644
Plus, those hard-working boys
down at the brewery
344
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,379
Are trying to save their jobs,
ya frigger!
345
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,981
Look, calm down, will you?
346
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,515
It's not gonna happen again.
347
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,218
[knock at door]
348
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,020
Ah.
349
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,388
Loyola.
350
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,456
You change your mind
about that citrus soap?
351
00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:41,926
Uh, no, mary.
I'm here for pat.
352
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,461
Pat, do you have that package?
353
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,862
I do indeed.
354
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,797
He can't sell you any beer.
355
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,466
But...
356
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:52,203
He can give it to you
for free...
357
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,539
With the purchase of
select avon products.
358
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,574
Ignore her.
359
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,543
Four dollars.
360
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,511
Hey, either we do this together
361
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:03,081
Or I drop you outside
that beer factory
362
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:06,351
With a sign around your neck
saying "bootlegger."
363
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,820
♪
364
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,487
Pay the woman.
365
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,757
Mary: Here.
366
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,759
Hm!
367
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,093
You gonna drink it or what?
368
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,428
No, thank you.
369
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,997
I'm more of a canadian beer guy.
370
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,065
Ha!
Sook!
371
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,034
Sook!
372
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:27,171
Adult mark: I knew the dangers of drinking...
373
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,373
Mark: Oh, are you okay?
374
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,775
Mike jr: Oh... I'm dying.
Bucket!
375
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,377
[vomiting]
376
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,513
Adult mark: ...From watching my brother.
377
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,915
Silver fox: Just like
I told my sister...
378
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,650
You're a baby!
379
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,952
Adult mark: He had a point.
380
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,187
There was no way fox could say I was a baby
381
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,656
If I was a drinking man.
382
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:49,594
I mean, how bad could it be?
383
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,662
[exhales]
384
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,764
Gentlemen, to your health!
385
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,336
[laughter]
386
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,104
Mark: Yuck, that stuff sucks!
387
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,206
I mean,
that american stuff sucks.
388
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,807
No booze in it!
389
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,676
Silver fox: Nuh-uh.
390
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,344
You don't leave here
without drinking.
391
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,081
I don't want you to narc us out.
392
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,316
Mark: Ha-ha, very funny.
393
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,951
Brothers: Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
394
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:14,919
Chug--
[branch cracks]
395
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,287
What was that?
396
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,823
Sister rose: Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
397
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,359
I can hear you!
398
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,261
[in a whisper]
it's sister rose!
399
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,728
Sister rose: I can't
see you, but god can!
400
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,330
He sees you when
you're sleeping!
401
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,665
He knows when you're awake!
402
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:31,970
I followed a trail of
denuded chicken bones.
403
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:36,207
Come on,
my little hansel and gretel!
404
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,575
Silver fox: Don't... Move.
405
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,943
Sister rose: You can't
hide forever!
406
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,179
If I find you deserters,
407
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,180
I'm gonna smack
the arse right off of ya!
408
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,383
Adult mark: I was terrified.
409
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,851
It was a good thing I wasn't sober.
410
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,052
Sister rose: Come out
and talk to me!
411
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,523
Never
having experienced booze,
412
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,860
I took my anxiety for being drunk.
413
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,230
Fee-fi-fo-fum!
414
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,734
I smell the beer
of someone dumb!
415
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,702
♪
416
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,237
Adult mark: They say humans have two modes in crisis:
417
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,773
Fight or flight.
418
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,207
I had a third:
419
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,144
Freeze.
420
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,546
The fox brothers ran smack into the nun,
421
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,650
Just like moths to the flame.
422
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,619
I thought I was old enough toeat lunch off school grounds,
423
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,755
But not even pop was old enough for this!
424
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,091
So, you wanna watch some
wrestling with the old man?
425
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,693
Ric flair is about to
take on angelo mosca!
426
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,828
Yeah, sure.
427
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:34,031
I guess.
428
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,300
Dad?
[bell on tv rings]
429
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,168
Yeah, kitten?
430
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,369
It's nice when you don't drink.
431
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,238
Jeez, b'y.
432
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,906
So you really do think
I'm an alkie.
433
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,241
No, no.
434
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,775
I-I never meant it like that.
435
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,712
I just meant...
436
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,914
I want to spend more time here.
437
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,082
[cheering on tv]
438
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,551
It's your house too.
439
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,720
Now, luh.
Ric flair.
440
00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,057
The stylin', profilin',
limousine ridin'--
441
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,394
Both: Jet flying, kiss-stealing,
wheelin' and dealin'
442
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,262
Son of a gun!
443
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,496
Woo!
444
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,599
Dad: [laughs]
445
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,468
Here, give me a fry.
Give me a fry!
446
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,603
Fox: It's my fries!
Stop it!
447
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,839
No!
448
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,208
♪
449
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,677
Pop: Alright, that's two
blue star and a skin so soft.
450
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,245
That comes to...
451
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,147
Mary: Fourteen dollars.
Pop: Fourteen dollars.
452
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,150
But, if you take a bar of
moonwind soap on a rope,
453
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,420
We'll throw in two bottles
of blackhorse and call it 20.
454
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,155
Alright, thank you.
455
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,824
Mary: There you are.
Pop: Alright.
456
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,225
[laughs]
457
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,760
Pop: How're we doing?
Mary: Fifty-seven dollars.
458
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,294
Voice: Pat?
You home?
459
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,830
[in a whisper] what?
Officer butt!
460
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,198
Quick, hide the stuff.
461
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,234
Quick, throw that over.
462
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,501
Mary: Oh!
463
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,404
Officer butt,
what brings you here?
464
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,940
I heard that there might be
some beer for sale here.
465
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,508
Oh, that's ridiculous.
466
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,976
Alright, look, we haven't
got time for this, piggie.
467
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,645
Either arrest me or get lost.
468
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,381
Your cop car out there,
it's scaring off our customers!
469
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,982
Avon customers.
470
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,317
I've been selling avon products.
471
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,953
No law against that.
472
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,455
Oh, well, that's too bad.
473
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,991
I was looking for a few beer
to take up to my cabin.
474
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,327
Can't drink that american piss.
475
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,795
Oh!
[chuckles]
476
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,132
Well, in that case,
you came to the right place.
477
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,102
Four jockey club.
478
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,571
And a bottle of sweet honesty
cologne for 30 bucks.
479
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,479
Adult mark: I was as sober as a judge,
480
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,949
But convinced that I was drunk.
481
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,218
I was terrified that the nun would call dad
482
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:39,624
And I'd be sent to juvielike mickey rooney in boystown!
483
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,692
What the hell
are you doing?
484
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,726
Taking a walk.
485
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,027
Hm.
486
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:44,996
In the hallway?
487
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,330
Sure.
488
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,299
Sure.
Okay.
489
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,968
So, walk.
490
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,171
Mark: Ah...
Yeah.
491
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,873
Hm.
School called.
492
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,942
Mark: Well--
mike jr: Said you pipped off.
493
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,777
Uh, I can explain.
I was just...
494
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,646
I told them
you came home sick.
495
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,813
So...?
496
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,049
What--
497
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,251
Is that pee?
498
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,320
No, it's beer.
499
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,988
No, it's pee.
500
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,723
But it's not mine!
It's somebody else's!
501
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,725
Oh, you smell like
the floor of a legion!
502
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,329
How many did you have?
503
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,631
One.
504
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,099
Okay.
505
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,468
Act normal.
506
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,069
You're fine.
507
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,673
♪
508
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,207
Oh, dear god.
509
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,746
I tallied up our take.
510
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,414
I sold all my product
in one day.
511
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,483
Ha!
A regular estee lauder.
512
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,353
I had a pretty
interesting day myself.
513
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,221
Thought I wouldn't
make it out of there alive.
514
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,157
Like covering 'nam.
515
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,825
"the battery
of bottle-breaking bottlers
516
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,428
"left this broadcaster
black and blue."
517
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,496
They're gonna be out
for a hell of a long time,
518
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,831
Take my word on it.
519
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,366
Mark: Father, mother, pop.
520
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,168
How is everyone?
521
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,903
Adult mark: I took my brother's advice.
522
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,438
The least suspicious thing to do was to act normally,
523
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,575
Which, when you try to do it, always seems suspicious.
524
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,977
Is that coffee?
525
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,778
You drink tea.
526
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,980
I felt like a cuppa' joe.
527
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,582
What's that smell?
528
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,116
It's...
529
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,685
Uh...
530
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,854
Uh...
The...
531
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,623
Mike jr: Oh, it's mark.
532
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,524
The little weirdo
got into your avon.
533
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,659
Come on.
534
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,793
Mark: What, uh...
535
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,596
Mike jr: Up, up, up, up.
536
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,666
[quietly] now, go wash up,
'cause you friggin' reek.
537
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,368
Uh, apologies.
538
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,802
Tv news: Breaking news.
539
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,037
Workers and the union resolved the beer strike today
540
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,340
After a 22-hour bargaining session.
541
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,609
The hangover is over.
542
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,611
I knew it wouldn't last.
543
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,945
No more american beer.
544
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,081
You must be happy, pop.
545
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,349
Mark: Good.
546
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,217
That american beer is awful.
547
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,653
Mary: Hm?
548
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,820
So I hear.
549
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,522
Goodnight.
550
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,025
♪
551
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,227
Tv news: The strike resolution means that newfoundlanders
552
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,495
Can once again buy canadian beer.
553
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,164
Sales of beer had dropped 50% in the capital city,
554
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,366
With some stores...
555
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,435
Okay, I gotta
pop out for a minute.
556
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,436
Dad?
557
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,171
Dad: I'll be right back.
558
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,441
Adult mark: Fox had been the only person in town
559
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,009
Happy for the beer strike.
560
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,711
Her father was the rare man who promised more sober
561
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,182
Than he did drunk.
562
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:22,520
Fox knew the reality of beer.
563
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,922
I had been seduced by the mystery of it.
564
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,058
But, like fox, I, too, had become a teetotaller.
565
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,929
[knock at door]
566
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,698
Are you alive?
567
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,633
The room's spinning.
568
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,469
Here.
569
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,472
Come on, take it.
570
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:42,773
Ugh, I don't want beer!
571
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,209
It's not beer,
it's flat ginger ale.
572
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:49,680
Pretty much the same stuff you
were drinking earlier, though.
573
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,483
Mike jr: I remember
my first beer.
574
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,951
How old were you?
575
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,352
Sixteen.
576
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,021
Wait, I had my
first beer before you did?
577
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,190
Ha-ha, shut up!
578
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,894
And hey, saying yes to things
doesn't make you tough.
579
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,029
Saying no does.
580
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,500
Don't let people
push you into things.
581
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,369
Adult mark: My brother was right.
582
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:15,106
Why worry about peer pressure when I barely had any peers?
583
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,775
I would be on my own personal beer strike for a long time.
584
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,779
[gagging]
585
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,180
[vomiting]
586
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,384
♪
587
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:30,120
♪
588
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:34,258
♪
589
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:38,329
♪
590
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,666
♪
591
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:46,504
♪
592
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,074
♪
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