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Mike sr: Good god, that crowd
in ethiopia got it some bad.
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They're saying
it's the worst famine in years.
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Adult mark: In the 80's, people were thinking of
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The dire situation in ethiopia.
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Mary: Well, we might
starve, too.
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The friggin' fridge
is on the fritz again.
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Adult mark: And then, unfortunately,
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Went right back to thinking of themselves.
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There's nothing wrong
with that fridge.
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That fridge is gonna
outlive us all.
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Bloody milk is froze solid.
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Which just means
the fridge is working too good.
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Alright.
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Mary: Oh, enough of those
bloody chocolate almonds!
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You've been eating
that junk all week!
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I'm just supporting
the boy's fundraiser.
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Adult mark: The whole scene was inspired by
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Bob geldof's live aid concert for famine relief.
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While bob held a super concert,
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At school we sold chocolate-covered almonds.
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I'll take one.
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Adult mark: Being a salesman came easy to me,
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Especially given a certain someone's sweet tooth.
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Pop was hooked.
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A junk food junkie.
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Aah!
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Two more.
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Adult mark: I was killing it!
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And probably killing pop, as well.
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Mary: Jeez!
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Did you make all that
selling almonds?
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Mark: Uh-huh.
Mary: Good for you!
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Mike sr: Friggin'
packin' ice-box!
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Have you got
any more almonds?
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I'm all out, pop.
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Pop: What?!
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Oh, jeez, no more almonds?
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Stop your sooking
and eat your breakfast, hm?
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Mike sr: Probably don't
need that part anyway.
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I sold 'em all
just in time, too!
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We have to hand in
our collection sheet
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For the 24-hour famine.
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Adult mark: I wanted to be just like bob geldof...
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Famous!
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If helping others helped me look good, then, why not?
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Mark on tv: Right.
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People, I'm here to announce
that I've solved world hunger.
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Yes, I said, "hunger?
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"ah, not having it."
yes, people want food?
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I'll sell 'em
chocolate-covered almonds.
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That way I made
800 billion dollars.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, yes, that's lunch.
Thank you.
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Adult mark: And, like bob, I wanted nothing in return.
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Well, almost nothing...
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Whoever sells the most
gets a free bike!
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And I've already sold more
than last year's winner,
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So it's a formality
at this point.
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You don't know
how to ride a bike.
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Fall off one, maybe.
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Well, then, I'll sell it.
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I have my eyes set
on the new casio.
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Digital!
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Melodic alarm,
liquid crystal display.
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It shows the month and the day!
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This isn't just a watch.
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This is a time piece.
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Mike sr: Aah!
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Packin' packity packer!
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[crash]
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Mary: Call that repair guy
that works for the station.
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Mike jr: I'm already on it.
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And that's what you won't!
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We don't be wasting
good money on a repair man!
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Besides, it's fixed now.
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[loud rattling]
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[rattling stops]
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What's that?
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Mike sr: How the...
I was just...
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Bloody packin' ice box!
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♪
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Sister rose: [clears throat]
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Mr. Chafe.
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Mr. Chafe: [clears throat]
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Thank you, sister.
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Alright, students,
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Welcome to this year's
"slumber for hunger"!
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[applause]
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I'm sure we're all
gonna have a lot of fun!
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Sister rose: Ahem.
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While solemnly
reflecting on famine.
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If you haven't
done so already,
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Turn in your collection sheets.
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Later tonight we will
announce the top-seller
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And present them with a
gift certificate for a new bike
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From "bill's cycle shop,
we also sharpen skates."
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[applause]
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Adult mark: We put the "act" in act of kindness!
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It's as good as mine.
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I-I mean, it's so amazing
we're helping out like this.
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Ritche: There were three
bake sales and two flea markets
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On my street last week,
so people were tapped out.
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How did you do?
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My idiot brothers
kept eating my almonds.
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I'm way behind.
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I hate this crap.
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Maybe I could take
a few boxes off your hands?
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You know, help you out?
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I don't need your pity, dork.
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Ms. Fowler: And
before lights out,
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There will be games
of bingo with prizes.
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[applause]
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But there will be
no food for 24 hours.
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This is a fast.
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When moses fasted, he received
the ten commandments.
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What shall you receive?
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Fox: A new bike?
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The holy spirit!
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Mark: You were way off.
Fox: [chuckles]
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Sister rose: For when
we feed the hungry,
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We feed our lord.
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"for I was hungry
and you gave me food!"
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Matthew, 25:35.
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Imagine if a beggar came
to your door asking for food
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And you shooed him away!
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Well, what if it turned out
that the beggar was
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Jesus in disguise?
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How would you feel then?
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Adult mark: I somehow doubted jesus would use
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The second coming to go trick-or-treating
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On kenmount road.
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So remember, be charitable.
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For when someone asks
something of you,
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They might just be jesus
in disguise, testing you.
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May I use the washroom?
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No.
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Ms. Fowler, start the clock.
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[buzzer sound]
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Ooh, nice time piece.
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Mr. Chafe: Okay, students.
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You can start laying out
your mats in an orderly fashion.
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Adult mark: We showed solidarity
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With starving children by sleeping on gym mats.
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One inch of bulk protection that was almost as soft
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As the linoleum floor it protected us from!
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They offered little comfort,
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But it was worth it to sleep mere inches from fox.
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What?
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So what if it's pink?
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It's my younger cousin's.
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I don't camp, bum-face.
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Maybe I should take the middle.
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Give it up.
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There's no more of those gd
chocolate almonds in the house.
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Oh!
Oh, the floor's soaked!
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Oh...
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It's dead!
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Everything's defrosted.
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Oh, no, no, no!
The bulb is gone is all.
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Then why am I standing
in a pool of fridge piss?
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One of ye crowd must have been
shagging around with it.
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We need a new fridge, mike.
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A new fridge?
I'll be ruined.
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I wonder if it's calling
for weather at all.
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We could store the turkeys
and frozen vegetables
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Out in a snow bank.
Mary: Mike!
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Fine, I'll call freddy
at simpson-sears.
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The bugger owes me.
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Mm-hm.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Father garcia: ♪ no sugar
tonight in my coffee. ♪
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♪ no sugar tonight in my tea.
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♪ no sugar to stand
beside me. ♪
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♪ no sugar to run with me.
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♪ da-un-do-dow dow,
da-un-do-dow. ♪
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♪ da-un-do-dow dow,
da-un-do-dow. ♪
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♪ da-un-do-dow dow,
da-un-do-dow. ♪
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♪ da-un-do-dow dow,
da-un-do-dow! ♪
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At least I can't
hear my stomach anymore.
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♪ dow-dow! ♪
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[laughter and applause]
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Thank you!
That was a little ditty
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By a band called
the guess who that says,
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"guess what?
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"no sugar or other
food groups tonight."
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Kids: Aw.
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I'd kill for a flaky right now.
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And a bag of hickory sticks.
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How about you, fox?
Any cravings?
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Is she going home?
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Her sleeping bag's still here.
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Maybe she doesn't
like the music.
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Or maybe she doesn't like me.
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Mr. Chafe: [pa] mark critch
to the office for a phone call.
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Mark critch to the office.
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Kids: Ooh...
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Adult mark: A phone call, at school?
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An absolute first.
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Either someone was deador the house had burned down.
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That can't be good.
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I know you're all
filled up on the holy ghost,
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But I hope you left
some room for a little pie...
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[applause]
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American pie, that is.
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Kids: Aww...
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Hello?
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Is it pop?
Is he okay?
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Yes.
It's me.
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[sighs]
you're okay!
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No, I'm starving!
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Who else has almonds?
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What?
Uh, I don't know.
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Dad bought some?
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Ate those.
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Mark: Mom bought three.
Pop: Ah, ate those, too.
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Oh...
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Uh, dick dunphy
bought 10 bucks' worth.
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Why?
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Dunphy.
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Yes, he'll do nicely.
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[dial tone]
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[hangs up phone]
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Mr. Chafe: [clears throat]
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Would you like an almond,
ms. Fowler?
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Oh, no, thank you, mr. Chafe.
I'm watching my weight.
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Mr. Chafe: I've been
watching your weight too,
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And it's looking
pretty good to me.
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I mean...
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You don't look sick or anything.
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Oh, well, you look
very healthy yourself.
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Strapping.
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That's from all the strappings.
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[both laugh]
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Adult mark: What the hell was I seeing?
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The only emotions I'd ever witnessed teachers exhibit
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Were anger and regret.
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♪
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Oh, god.
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Freddy says he'll give me
a deal on a floor model,
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But he can't deliver it
until next week.
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Mary: Well, what
about all this food?
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We don't want it to go to waste!
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We're gonna
have to cook it all.
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Mary: What?
Mike sr: Grab a pot.
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Mary: Oh, jeez.
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Mark sr: We're gonna have to
eat enough to last all weekend.
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Mary: Ah!
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Adult mark: My teachers weren't the only ones
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Breaking the rules.
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Everywhere I looked, kids were sucking on contraband candy.
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Was I the only one not cheating?
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♪
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Adult mark: But where were they getting it?
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I couldn't believe it.
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Fox was pushing candy like a dealer!
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Like she was me with pop!
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What would bob geldof do?
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Mark: Get out of here!
259
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:55,760
Adult mark: Make it about himself!
260
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,895
What are you doing, dork?
261
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,295
Mark: What am I doing?
262
00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,098
Bullies are supposed to
take candy from babies,
263
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,365
Not sell it to 'em!
264
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,567
And at a mark-up?
265
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:05,903
We are fasting for the needy,
not the greedy!
266
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,571
Fox: Chill out, gandhi.
267
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,973
Besides, it's not eating
268
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,076
If you just suck
the chocolate off of 'em.
269
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,113
Come on.
270
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,482
Everyone's doing it.
271
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,085
♪
272
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,960
♪
273
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,928
No.
No.
274
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,565
Why are you selling food
at a famine fundraiser, fox?
275
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,667
Fox: I told you I was behind.
276
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,269
This is the only way I can
catch up and win that new bike.
277
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,937
You're cheating!
278
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,673
And some of us worked really
hard to have a chance to win.
279
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,408
Don't you judge me.
280
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,843
It's pretty hard not to.
281
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,411
Adult mark: My stomach was empty,
282
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,947
But like bob geldof, I was full of myself.
283
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,650
♪
284
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:58,789
[food sizzling]
285
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:04,696
Mike sr: Oh, good god,
I feel like perry at the pole.
286
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,297
Rainbow trout?
287
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,832
How long have
they been in there?
288
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,368
Pop caught those in the little
pond up behind the station.
289
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,671
Back before they filled
it in with gravel.
290
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,206
Oh, mike.
291
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,242
Remember when we used to sit
up there and splash our feet?
292
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:22,246
The flies
were enough to eat ya!
293
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,449
"bursey's frozen cod tongues"?
294
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,183
I remember when
you brought those home!
295
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,319
They were one of your very
first clients at the station.
296
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,888
I was so proud of you!
297
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,057
Let's fry up a feed of tongues.
298
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,459
No, no, no,
I don't like to eat tongues.
299
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,529
I don't like to taste anything
that can taste me back!
300
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,468
The pink poodle?
301
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,137
That place closed years ago.
When were we there?
302
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,273
Aw, that was just before
mark was born.
303
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,076
Bit of spice did the trick.
304
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,613
Yeah, he shot out of you like
evel knievel out of a cannon.
305
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,550
Oh, mike.
Remember when they were small?
306
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,684
Where'd the time go, at all, hm?
307
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,487
Oh, it wasn't that long ago.
308
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,155
It was just...
309
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,357
1974?
310
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,691
Yeah, that might be
pushing it a bit.
311
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,294
Yeah, euch.
312
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,631
♪
313
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,300
♪
314
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,138
Pop: Eureka!
315
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,173
Aah!
316
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,708
Hey, pop.
317
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,177
Hey!
Whoa.
318
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,512
Good, good to see you.
319
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,180
What are you doing here?
320
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,882
No, I was just, uh...
321
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:34,118
I was just looking for a pencil.
322
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,854
I was gonna leave you a message.
323
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,489
What's the message?
324
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:45,062
Your mother wants to
invite dick here for supper.
325
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,330
Really?
326
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,967
Is mike gone?
327
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,135
Calm yourself.
328
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,203
No, we're all gonna be there.
329
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,772
Well, you could
have just called.
330
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,275
Yeah, I could have done,
but you know...
331
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:01,712
I wanted to see
my grandson in action.
332
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,181
Well, okay.
333
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,616
I can show you around
if you want.
334
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,683
We got some time.
335
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:06,885
Nah, that's okay.
336
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,052
I've seen enough.
337
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,420
Mike jr: Yeah.
338
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,223
Right.
No, it's really, uh, fabulous.
339
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,426
It's a way bigger office
than mike's.
340
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,261
Great.
Alright!
341
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,065
Keep up the good work!
[quietly] ah, dick...
342
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,367
Father garcia: Okay, gang!
343
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,436
Time for bingo, which we play
every Saturday night
344
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,171
At the parish hall.
345
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,976
I noticed a lot of you
have not... "bin-go-ing."
346
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,580
Bin-go-ing.
347
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,848
Tough room.
348
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,315
Must be the hunger.
349
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,653
Under the b, we have 4!
350
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,187
B-4.
351
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,858
As in "before christ."
b.C.
352
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,393
Dinosaurs!
353
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,095
Very cool.
354
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,730
Next, we have...
355
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,566
Mark: I can't believe
she's doing this.
356
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,733
Father garcia: G!
357
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,735
Mark: She's making
a farce out of it.
358
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,671
You know?
And these kids are no better.
359
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,473
This is supposed to be a fast,
not a Halloween party!
360
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:07,278
Father garcia: Next up,
we have I-19...
361
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,615
Why aren't you saying anything?
362
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,951
Ritche: Mm.
Father garcia: I-19...
363
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,285
Open your mouth.
364
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:18,122
Father garcia: Next, b-1!
365
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,757
I just sucked the chocolate off!
366
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,091
I swear!
367
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,427
Judas!
368
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,762
No, I don't see
what the big deal is!
369
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,497
The money still goes to charity.
370
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,432
Adult mark: My hunger mixed with my anger
371
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,501
Twisting my stomachlike a sponge being strained!
372
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,136
I had had enough.
373
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,138
Father garcia:
B-1, as in o-b-wan.
374
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,372
Mark: Can we talk?
375
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,041
Fox: Not here.
Father garcia: Kenobi...
376
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,043
Father garcia: I love star wars!
Anybody else?
377
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,045
I wish I had a light saber
right now.
378
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,450
Alright, eat up.
379
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,451
This is gonna have to
do us until Monday.
380
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,586
You too.
381
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,321
I'm not really very hungry.
382
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,590
Not for this mish-mash, anyway.
383
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,892
Mary: Well, there are
no more chocolates,
384
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,492
So it's this or nothing.
385
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,629
Oh, well, "nothing"
sounds perfect.
386
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,130
I'll just have that, then.
387
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,165
Mary: [sighs]
388
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,133
Dick: I'll have his
wieners and fish sticks.
389
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,502
My favourite!
390
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,471
Adult mark: Dick gorged himself like a stray dog
391
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,406
In a bologna factory dumpster.
392
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,741
Pile it high indeed.
393
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,143
Mary: There.
Dick: Thank you.
394
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,011
Jeez, dick.
How can you eat all that?
395
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,413
Wha?
396
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,083
Just a bit'a wieners, peas,
chocolate cake, eggs,
397
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,919
Fish sticks, and...
398
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:21,953
Mystery meat.
399
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,220
That's rainbow trout.
400
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,622
Oh.
401
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,689
Where's the gravy?
402
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,191
Mary: Oh.
403
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,493
There we go.
404
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,628
Get some on the cake.
405
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,431
Mary: Oh!
Jeez.
406
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,268
♪
407
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,604
♪
408
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,773
♪
409
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,307
Mark: Why do you
even need a bike?
410
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,375
You already have one.
411
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:45,643
You wouldn't understand.
412
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,711
Try me.
413
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,846
I just need a new one, okay?
414
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,481
You mean you "want" a new one?
415
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,816
No!
416
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,052
I need one.
417
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,488
My dumb brothers
wrecked mine doing wheelies.
418
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,557
My house isn't like yours.
419
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,459
Sometimes it's just...
420
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,527
Better not to be there.
421
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:07,631
So I just ride it not to
think about stuff, you know?
422
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,601
Adult mark: To me, the bikewas a prize I didn't even want.
423
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,803
But to fox, it was everything.
424
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,172
Fox: Besides, all I've ever had
has been hand-me-downs.
425
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,807
Boy's bikes.
426
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,143
It's gross.
427
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,278
I'm sorry.
I-I didn't know.
428
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,946
It don't matter now, anyways.
429
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,282
I'm out of time.
No cheating, right?
430
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,984
Well, you made some money,
though.
431
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,352
You know, that's what counts.
432
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,154
Look, give me your sheet.
433
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,555
I'll turn it in with mine.
434
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,490
Whatever.
I should'a known.
435
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,027
I mean,
when do I ever win, right?
436
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,033
Here.
On the house.
437
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,171
Adult mark: Our lord had gone 40 days and nights.
438
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,373
I had gone four hours and 14 minutes.
439
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,443
Surely that was close enough?
440
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:57,114
After all, did anyone even care about the rules anymore?
441
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,951
"if you find honey,
eat just enough.
442
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,855
"too much of it,
and you will vomit."
443
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,123
Proverbs, 25:16.
444
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,093
[ominous music]
445
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,934
Where did you get those almonds?
446
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,336
Can't talk with your mouth full?
447
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,738
Oh, you just ate up
any chance of winning that bike.
448
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,641
You're disqualified.
449
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,077
Now, go say seven hail mary's
450
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,479
And think about
what you've done.
451
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,748
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
452
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:35,152
♪
453
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:39,423
♪
454
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,826
Mmm.
455
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,561
Mmm...
456
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,763
Mmm!
457
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,766
♪
458
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,438
Ms. Fowler: Thank you, tina.
459
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,641
Last call for collection sheets.
460
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:02,246
Thank you, mark.
461
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,315
Thanks for not ratting me out.
462
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,384
Snitches get stitches, right?
463
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,386
Ms. Fowler: Students...
[clears throat]
464
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,088
Uh, it appears we have a winner!
465
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,289
Mr. Chafe?
466
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,058
Mr. Chafe: Thank you,
ms. Fowler.
467
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:17,395
So, the winner of
the new bike is...
468
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,597
Fox!
469
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,599
Ms. Fowler: Fox?
470
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,733
How?
471
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:27,905
[applause]
472
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,140
Come get your coupon.
Congratulations.
473
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,877
Go on.
474
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:38,215
♪
475
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:42,186
[mark starts applause,
others join in]
476
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:46,624
♪
477
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,559
I copy off you enough
to know your handwriting
478
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,560
When I see it.
479
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,661
Impossible!
480
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,996
It says your name right there.
481
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,965
Besides, I'm disqualified.
482
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,833
I don't need your charity.
483
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,139
I don't even know
how to ride a bike.
484
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:05,809
But maybe you could teach me?
485
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:10,648
That and another box
of almonds should cover it.
486
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,385
♪
487
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:18,356
♪
488
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,159
♪
489
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,994
♪
490
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,396
Ritche: Yeah...
491
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,864
Maybe I should sleep
in the middle tonight.
492
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,537
Mike jr: Oh, I shouldn't
have had thirds.
493
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,507
Mike sr: I shouldn't
have had firsts.
494
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,675
Pop: Disgusting piggies.
495
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,611
Dick: The fridge
is best kind now!
496
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,180
Mary: Oh, really?
Oh, dick!
497
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,384
How'd you get her fixed?
498
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,218
The condenser coils were dusty.
499
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,754
I knew that.
500
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,389
Dick: Jesus, b'y, mary!
501
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,491
When was the last time
you cleaned back there?
502
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,494
There was enough dust bunnies
for a dozen easters.
503
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,830
Oh, you frig off back to
the hole you crawled out of!
504
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,599
[stomach rumbling]
oh...
505
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,834
[rumbling continues]
506
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,438
Oh...
507
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,706
[bathroom door closes]
508
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,175
Must have been the cod tongues.
509
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,544
Mike jr: Hm, yeah.
510
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,179
Adult mark: Selling almonds, staying up all night,
511
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,517
Even putting on a concert won't change the world.
512
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,453
For all our good intentions,
513
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:26,990
We didn't end world hunger.
514
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,327
We might not have changed the world that night,
515
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,997
But I'm pretty sure I felt it move.
516
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:37,134
♪
517
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,336
We often go through life not knowing
518
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,305
How hard other people have it.
519
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,207
We might set out to change the world and realize
520
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,545
It's a little too big for us to do that.
521
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,014
♪
522
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,283
But maybe, if we try,
523
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:57,488
We can change our little piece of it.
524
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,290
Because giving is good, but sharing is great.
525
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,225
Because giving is good, but sharing is great.
526
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,094
Mark: Okay, okay.
I dunno.
527
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,695
Fox: Pedal, pedal.
You got this.
528
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,697
You've done it before, come on.
Mark: Okay, there we go!
529
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,231
Yeah! [laughs]
fox: Yeah...
530
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,566
Mark: Okay, yeah, I got it!
531
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,168
Fox: Turn, turn...
532
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,703
Yeah, yeah,
careful, careful, careful!
533
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,838
Mark: Okay...
Fox: Okay!
534
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,506
Mark: Yes, I did it!
Fox: Yeah!
535
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,575
Mark: Yes, I got it!
Woo!
536
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,043
Fox: Okay, keep going...
537
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,845
Mark: Yeah.
Fox: Do it a little faster.
538
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,379
Mark: Are you sure?
Fox: Yeah, come on.
539
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,113
Mark: Okay.
540
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:23,347
Mark: Okay.
541
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,183
♪
542
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,786
♪
543
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,324
♪
544
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:37,661
♪
545
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,798
♪
546
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,535
♪
547
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:50,307
♪
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