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[truck horn]
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- Adult mark (vo): I grew up
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In the middle of nowhere.
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[truck horn blares]
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Of all the terrible days of my lonely childhood
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The first day of junior high was the worst.
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I didn't know how to be a kid
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Because I was never around any.
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No other kids lived on my street.
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I had to attend the nearest catholic junior high
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And that meant being bused halfway across town
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With total strangers.
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- Mark:
Ah!
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- I shared a room with my 80-year-old grandfather.
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[sigh]
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- Good morning, pop.
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- Good mornin'.
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- Pop washed himself like a cat.
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Nothing gets you out of bed faster
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Than being mooned by an octogenarian.
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[phone ringing]
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[fiddle music]
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- Mary:
Oh, I'm good girl, yes.
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My god, heard all about
your husband.
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Oh, don't be talking.
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Shocking, isn't it,
him full up with the cancer?
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- My father worked at the radio station next door,
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But my mother was a radio station.
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She shot out gossip like a machine gun.
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- Yes, I'm sure the crowd
at the hospital knows best,
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But I did hear
that dr. Hall left his wife
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For a gallbladder patient
and he started drinking again.
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- Kettle's boiled there, mary.
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- Would somebody
get that bloody kettle?
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I'm comforting alice.
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Her husband's
good as dead.
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- Nothing said, "I'm too sick to go to school"
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Like a temperature of a 100 degrees.
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- Oh, yes, girl, at least
the alcohol would kill
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Whatever germs
he's apt for getting
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From that
gall-less hussey.
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- Mom,
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I can't believe this.
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First day of school,
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I'm sick.
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- Mike jr.:
He's faking!
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He had his head
over the kettle!
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- See?
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This type of scrutiny
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Is exactly why I don't share
how I'm feeling with you people.
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- Sweet jesus.
Tony walsh died.
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Some sort of prick
he was.
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Still, can't wait
for that wake.
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Hey, mark, if you're
home sick, come with me -
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Spread a few germs
around.
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See if you can't take down
a few more of the bastards.
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- Which funeral home?
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- Carmel's.
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- Ah. Better sandwiches
at caul's.
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- Hey, how come he gets to
stay at home and go to awake?
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- He's faking sick.
- Hold on, dear.
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Nobody is going
to a wake.
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Now, mark, honey,
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I know you're nervous
about going to school.
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I know you're worried
about getting picked on
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And beaten up
and made fun of...
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- Wow, you really know
how to cheer a guy up.
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- But you
don't need to be.
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I mean, sure those things
will happen,
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But it's how you respond
that matters.
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You just
be yourself.
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- Jeez, don't do that.
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- Yes, don't do
anything harsh, now.
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- People can tell when you're
trying to be some'n you're not.
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Now, everyone might think
you're strange,
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But you
are the sweetest boy I know.
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- Strange?
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- Nervous or not, if you don't
get on that bloody bus,
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I'm going to pick you up
like a bloody baby
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And carry you onto it
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And then they're going to
make fun of you even worse
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Than they
already will.
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- Great pep talk.
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- Yes, yes...
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- Heya, turn that up,
your father's on.
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- Dick: We go now live
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To the scene of a traffic accident
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Of ungodly proportions.
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Here's mike critch
with the vocm news.
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- The old man had a way of spinning small town news
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That made the mundane seem earth-shattering.
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- Mike sr.:
Two moose were struck
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On the
trans-canada highway.
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The sex of the moose...
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Has not yet
been released
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But early reports indicate
that two amorous moose
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Were locked in combat
in a show of strength
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In the outbound lane
when a third moose,
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The object
of their affection,
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Looked on unamused.
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Two men killed...
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One seriously.
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Mike critch, first on the scene
for the vocm news service.
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[ambulance siren whoops]
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You know what hospital
they went to?
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Was it st. Claire's?
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Health sciences?
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- I envied that dead moose.
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Its suffering was over
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And mine was just beginning.
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- Go! Carry on!
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I'm good.
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- Are you getting on?
- I'll catch the next one.
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- There's no next one.
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- Mark!
Hey, mark.
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Did you
see the moose?
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Mark!
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- These were big kids.
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Some had wispy mustaches
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That reminded me of the fuzz on kiwis.
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- Keep an
eye on me.
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- There was no going back now.
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And, apparently,
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There was no sitting down either.
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Wait a minute.
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Does that kid have a kid?
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- Young fox: What are you
looking at, prick?
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[laughter]
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[gentle music]
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- Hi.
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I can't tell you
how much I appreciate it.
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My name's mark,
st. Paul's elementary.
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Class of '86.
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Ow.
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- Fox: That's for making us come
all the way out here to get you.
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Who the hell was out there
on the highway?
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Was that
your dad?
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Why is he so old?
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- Him?
I don't know that guy.
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- Dick: First day of school in the capital city.
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Now, mike, that was your boy
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Getting on that school bus there, wasn't it?
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- Mike sr.: Yes, dick, I'd like to send
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A bouquet out
to my son, mark,
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On his first day
at st. Bridget's school.
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Mark, I know you're scared, son,
but I'm sure you're making
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Lots of good friends on the school bus.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, yeah.
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Him, that-that's
my dad.
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[laughter]
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That's my lunch.
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We can share
if you want.
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- Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
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- Tin of drink,
chips and a bun ...
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We're going to get along
just fine.
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- I met her brothers.
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- Silver fox:
Look at you, ah, poor thing.
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This is gonna suck.
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- Older mark: Bullying was her family busine.
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Each copper-headed thug controlled a separate grade
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And they all shared the same nickname.
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Fox.
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- (singsong) ah-ha.
Fox got a boyfriend.
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- Shut up!
He's not my boyfriend.
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- Oh, she's getting mad.
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- Fox was the only girl, but when it came to bullying,
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She wanted to smash the glass ceiling...
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- Ow!
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- And use my head to break it.
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- Fox! Fox! Fox!
Fox! Fox! Fox!
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- Mike sr: Local authorities have asked me to announce
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They're having a raffle on 800 pounds of moose meat.
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["tom sawyer"
by rush plays]
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[school bell]
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[excited chatter]
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♪ a modern-day warrior ♪
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♪ a mean, mean stride ♪
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♪ today's tom sawyer, mean, mean ride ♪
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- Vice principal (on pa): Welcome back, students.
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Make your way to class in an orderly fashion.
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And would tommy dunphy report to the vice principal's office.
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♪
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♪ though his mind is not for rent ♪
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♪ don't put him down as arrogant ♪
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♪ his reserve, a quiet defense ♪
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♪ riding out the day's events ♪
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- Sister margaret:
Settle down, children.
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Quickly.
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Good morning,
class.
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We have some new students
joining us today.
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Mark and ritchie,
stand up.
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[chair scraping]
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- Ritchie was filipino and the only kid of colour
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In a school that had the sum diversity of a snowbank.
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[giggling]
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[silence]
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- Yes, well,
you may be seated.
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Our principal
would like to say a few words
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As we start
our new year.
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- Sister rose:
Thank you, sister margaret.
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Who wants to play
a guessing game?
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- I smelled a trap.
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- I'm going to pass this
envelope around the classroom.
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Feel the weight of it.
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The shape of it.
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Guess what's inside of it.
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- Is it a bible,
sister?
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- Suck up.
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- Is it a frisbee,
sister.
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- Frisbees are round, idiot.
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- A dump truck.
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- This...
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Is...
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A strap.
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- Corporal punishment had been outlawed
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But nobody told the nuns.
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- Boys and girls
who are sent to the office
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Will receive three...
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Straps
to each hand.
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Then you could
come back here
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With your sore
red hands
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And think about
what you have done.
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Well,
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Enough fun.
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Sister margaret...
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They're all yours.
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- Thank you,
sister rose.
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Very informative
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- As always.
- [door slams shut]
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Children, take out your
geography books.
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♪
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- Silver fox:
Thanks for the chips, loser.
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See you on the bus!
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- Gary: What the hell
do you have on your feet?
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- They're orthopaedics.
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I didn't think
I needed orthopaedic shoes
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But I stand corrected.
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- Why aren't you
wearing sneakers?
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- Just be yourself.
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- I like a comfortable shoe.
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I'm not a runner;
I'm more of a stroller.
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I have asthma,
but I've always said
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Asthma doesn't
have me.
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Oh, what kind of music
are you guys listening to?
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- Van halen.
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- Oh, I hear
he is very good.
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- What kind of music
do you like?
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- Ah, the dreaded, "what kind f music do you like?" question.
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- Well, I like
all kinds of music.
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Um...
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Dean martin
more than sinatra.
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Well, I like
early sinatra.
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Not the new stuff.
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[school bell]
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- Weirdo.
- Ow!
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[thud]
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♪
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- I was not made for gym class.
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I was an asthmatic with fallen arches
262
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,900
And no hand-eye coordination.
263
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,302
I had excellent foot-mouth coordination, though.
264
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,170
[whistle]
265
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,872
- I'm mr. Byrne.
266
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,242
Today,
267
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,445
We are going to use
this parachute
268
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,847
To achieve
physical excellence
269
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,515
As a team.
270
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,984
Where are your
gym clothes?
271
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,386
- I didn't bring 'em.
272
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,721
It's first day.
273
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,088
I-I didn't think that--
274
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,724
- When it comes
to parachute-based sports,
275
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:30,327
We are only as strong
as our weakest link.
276
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,663
What's your name?
277
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,999
- Mark.
- What's your name?
278
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,802
- I-I-I think
he's ritchie.
279
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,504
- We are
only as strong
280
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,339
As mark and ritchie.
281
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,675
- [blows whistle]
- parachute!
282
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,143
I'm going to call out
two names
283
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,612
And those kids
are going to switch places.
284
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,748
- Don't pick me and ritchie. Don't pick me and ritchie.
285
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:50,948
- Mark and ritchie.
286
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,817
- [blows whistle]
- parachute!
287
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,552
♪
288
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,690
- The more I tried to get out, the more I panicked.
289
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,358
And ritchie was no help.
290
00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,028
[groan]
291
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,271
[unenthusiastic whistle]
292
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,309
Like in prison,
293
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,979
We got one hour a day to eat outside in the yard.
294
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,648
- Silver fox:
Move it loser.
295
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,883
- No matter how badly I had it,
296
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,686
Ritchie had it worse.
297
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,920
- Silver fox:
What stinks?
298
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,055
Oh, my god,
your lunch is disgusting.
299
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,757
- Middle fox:
What is that, dog?
300
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,192
- Gross.
301
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,060
Is that what they eat
back in china?
302
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,395
- The philippines.
303
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,529
- He speaks!
304
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:39,664
- What'd you say?
305
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,232
- I'm not chinese.
306
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,701
I'm filipino.
307
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,202
- The foxes were not interested
308
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:47,605
In the geographic segmentation of asian countries.
309
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,874
The only way
310
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,943
To get a couple of foxes away from their prey
311
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,544
Was with better prey.
312
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,279
- Hey, guys.
313
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,982
So, ritchie, you want to
trade lunches?
314
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,251
[exciting music]
315
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,986
- Hey!
Hey!
316
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,123
[laughing]
317
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,928
- Um...
318
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,230
Want some?
319
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,233
- Sure.
320
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,243
- I was not used to food that had flavor.
321
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,379
The foods I was raised on only had two colors:
322
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,814
White and beige.
323
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,482
Everything was boiled.
324
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,585
You knew supper was cooked when all the windows fogged over.
325
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,287
- That has got a kick.
326
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,789
Jeez, oi.
327
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,524
That's nuts.
328
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,860
What the hell
is in this?
329
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,394
- Finally,
330
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,097
A little pain and suffering that I kind of liked.
331
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,598
[laughter]
332
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,300
♪
333
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,104
- Whoo.
334
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,974
[laughter continues]
335
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,688
- Were you bullied?
336
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,289
- How'd you
ever guess?
337
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,726
No offense,
but I kind of figured.
338
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,862
You know, it's not
just you, you know,
339
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,098
I had a bully
when I was about your age.
340
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,569
He used to grind my face
into a snowbank
341
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,104
Until I begged
for mercy.
342
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,273
And then,
one day,
343
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,442
Just stopped.
344
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,810
- What happened?
345
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,979
He died of
the spanish flu.
346
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,747
It was a
different time.
347
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,082
Anyway,
I'm just saying
348
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,517
Gets better and all that,
that's all.
349
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,853
- Great.
350
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,189
- Glad I could
be of help.
351
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,391
Oh.
352
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:50,361
["ain't that a kick in the head"
by dean martin plays]
353
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,334
♪ how lucky can one guy be? ♪
354
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,138
♪ I kissed her and she kissed me ♪
355
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,041
♪ like the fella once said ♪
356
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,010
♪ ain't that a kick in the head? ♪
357
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,748
♪ the room was completely black ♪
358
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,351
- Ah, it's not every day
we get steak,
359
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,553
But the first day of school
is a very special day.
360
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,489
- It's not steak,
it's moose meat.
361
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,992
- Oh, my god.
Don't be so foolish.
362
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,293
Moose, cow,
it's all the same.
363
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,694
Moose is just
a boy cow.
364
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,730
- Pop:
I'm starving.
365
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,099
And speaking
of meat,
366
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,235
I've been down
at the funeral home all day.
367
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,439
Ah, they put so much makeup
on poor tony walsh.
368
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,774
He looked like a
parisian hooker.
369
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,208
- Ooh.
How was school?
370
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,479
- Didn't you get the crap
beaten out of you or what?
371
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,382
- Everybody saw dad
with the moose.
372
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,918
And there's a whole family
that wants to beat me up.
373
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,387
They made me guess
what a strap was.
374
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,022
And I couldn't
run under the parachute
375
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,657
Because of my
dumb shoes.
376
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,793
And they made fun of me
'cause I don't like van halen
377
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,161
And a girl
took my lunch.
378
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,732
So, I had to share chinese food
from the philippines
379
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,533
With my friend,
ritchie.
380
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,769
- Oh, you made a friend.
381
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,470
Oh, that's nice.
382
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,740
I told you,
just be yourself.
383
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,241
- Mm!
384
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,344
Got a little piece
of windshield there.
385
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,046
[glass clatters
onto plate]
386
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,549
♪ ain't that a hole in a boat? ♪
387
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,452
[water running]
388
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,488
[approaching
footsteps]
389
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,091
- Here.
390
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,526
- What's this--
- shut up.
391
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,828
Just take it.
392
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,598
- But why--
- shut up.
393
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,067
There's a fox
at my school too.
394
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,736
Just don't let them
push you around.
395
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,772
Don't be
such a wuss.
396
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,840
[pats shoulder]
397
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,751
- Hm.
398
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,322
Let's have seven.
399
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,625
- I didn't mind being the remote because in our house,
400
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,726
- Comedy was king.
- I'll take five.
401
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,195
- Wayne and schuster, bob hope, don rickles...
402
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,564
- Give me nine.
403
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,300
- I loved to see the old man laugh.
404
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,735
- Don rickles: Frank was great.
405
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,503
...You know, a little booze. We used to drink.
406
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,605
- You don't drink anymore? - Johnny carson: Not much.
407
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,007
[laughter]
408
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,608
- Rickles: ...Laughs when you drink.
409
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,943
In new york, when you saw me at the copa - [guzzling]
410
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,446
[laughter]
411
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,115
- Adult mark: Their laughter made me realize something.
412
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,818
There's more than one way to skin a fox.
413
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,388
["talk dirty to me"
by poison plays]
414
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,290
♪ you know I never ♪
415
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,225
♪ I never seen you look so good ♪
416
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,496
♪ you never act the way you should ♪
417
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,499
♪ but I like it ♪
418
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,168
♪ and I know ♪
419
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,237
♪ you like it too ♪
420
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,705
♪ the way that-- ♪
421
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,742
- What are you listening to,
dick, anne murray?
422
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,110
- Oh, give it.
423
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,378
Get your own
walkman.
424
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,246
Oh, that's right,
you can't
425
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,049
'cause you live in
welfare housing.
426
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,851
[kids laugh]
427
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,554
Your family is so poor,
you take the trash in.
428
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:08,126
- Why just be yourself when you can be don rickles?
429
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,960
- Fox is so poor that
430
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,395
I was at the park
the other day
431
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,864
And the ducks
were feeding her.
432
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:18,135
You know the difference between
fox's dad and a large pizza?
433
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,805
A large pizza
can feed a family of six.
434
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,540
[kids laugh]
435
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,245
[school bell]
436
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,817
- No wonder fox was a bully.
437
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,785
Bullying felt great.
438
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,321
- Hey, did you
see that?
439
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,423
- It's not her fault
her family's poor.
440
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,092
- But she's a bully.
441
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,961
- I know, but that
doesn't make it right.
442
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,596
♪
443
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,474
With just five loaves
and two fishes?
444
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,776
With math.
445
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,511
Copy these equations.
446
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,048
- I had never been sent a note in my life.
447
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,584
But who was it from?
448
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,286
[romantic music]
449
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,230
[approaching footsteps]
450
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,465
- Who is that
note for?
451
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,134
- Me, sister.
- Don't be silly.
452
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,868
That is
a girl's handwriting.
453
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,638
- I-it could be for me.
I mean, it's plausible.
454
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,740
- Very well, if you won't
tell me who the note is for,
455
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,209
Then I'll give you a note
and you'll go to the office
456
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,911
And you'll
get the strap.
457
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,714
And, fox, if you think
it's so funny,
458
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,016
Why don't you
accompany mr. Critch?
459
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,987
[chairs scraping]
460
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,361
- Sir, this is
all my fault.
461
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,595
- That's sweet,
462
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,297
But you're obviously
not involved.
463
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,598
You just got to
give it time,
464
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,234
Let the kids
work themselves out.
465
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,902
- Now go.
- Yes, sir.
466
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,037
- Don't tell sister
I didn't strap ya'.
467
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,705
She'll have my nuts.
468
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,408
And don't tell her
I said nuts.
469
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,878
Fox.
470
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:11,348
This is early in the year
even from one of your crowd.
471
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,683
- But I never did--
472
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,851
- I don't want to hear it,
I'm sick of it.
473
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,454
I got blisters
from strapping you people.
474
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,656
Now get in here.
475
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,363
Hold your hand.
476
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,897
[loud slap]
477
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,533
[melancholy music]
[strap hitting flesh]
478
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,402
[strap hitting flesh]
479
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,871
[sigh]
480
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,642
- I'm so sorry.
481
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,145
- When my brothers
find out,
482
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,314
They're going to
kick the livin'--
483
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,048
- Here.
484
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,483
Take it.
485
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,085
I don't need it.
486
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,521
I'm more of a
vinyl guy anyway.
487
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,256
I'm just
488
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,958
Really, really sorry.
489
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,227
Okay?
490
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,396
- I'm not
your friend.
491
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,665
- I know.
492
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,400
♪
493
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,440
[energetic music]
494
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,075
[excited
chatter]
495
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,382
Ah!
496
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,185
- Girl: Oh, my god.
- Ow!
497
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,487
- I'm taking your walkman,
dick.
498
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,824
Sorry, just the way
things are.
499
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,592
But thanks.
500
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,761
- It's okay.
I deserve it.
501
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,198
Yeah.
502
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,665
Ow!
503
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,602
- Silver fox:
Way to go, sis!
504
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,070
[laughter]
505
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,272
Yeah!
506
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,007
- Yeah, right.
507
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,408
[whooping]
508
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,444
- Punches for lunches.
Yeah!
509
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,079
[energetic music]
510
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,150
[bus pulling away]
511
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,995
- I think
she likes you.
512
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,330
- I don't see it.
513
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,964
- Want to get
a mr. Freezie?
514
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,333
My treat.
515
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,035
- Sure,
that'd be nice.
516
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,705
- All of my life I had felt alone,
517
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,507
But now, at least,
518
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,709
I had someone to be alone with.
519
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,444
♪
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