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Oh, my God, you're up.
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- Good morn'ting.
- Good morn'ting.
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- How long you been awake?
- Couple hours.
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Actually, I already
have your coffee.
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- Oh.
- And I got you some road snacks.
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Joel, you know I'm not
much of a morning eater.
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Bad little puddy cat, what's in here?
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Oh, my God.
A muffin, a scone...
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And is that a bagel bite?
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Come here, you little honey.
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Oh, my God.
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That is delicious.
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I'm almost
beginning to believe
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that you really
care about me, Joel.
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Sam!
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I just wanna make today
a little easier for you.
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It's gonna be fine.
I'll be great. -
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But are you gonna be
okay without me?
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Yeah, I'm gonna
run some errands.
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I have to flip my house,
blah, blah, blah.
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And I'm thinking maybe
I'll get some steps.
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Excuse me?
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Joel, no! Come on!
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I'm gonna be stuck
in a car all day.
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I'm in a deficit.
Don't get that many.
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Okay, fine.
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I-I'll heave my body
into a shopping cart
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and have someone
push me around all day.
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My feet won't touch the ground.
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- Great.
- Great.
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Alright. You need me to finish?
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Yeah.
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I know I need to finish it
on my own one day,
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- but I just don't get it.
- Let's go to the back.
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People think
just because I got tits I ain't got no brains.
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Wait, that's the answers!
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Oh, that's why it's so easy.
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Mary Jo:
When are we getting our stuff back?
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What do you mean?
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Mary Jo: 'Cause those
assholes will steal it. - No, they won't, Mom.
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Mary Jo: I can
drive back tomorrow. -
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Okay, thank you.
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Um...
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D-did you not tell her
she's going to Wichita?
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Oh. Uh...
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No, that's up to
the family to talk about.
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Fuck.
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I mean, we're fucked.
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Okay, no. Um...
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Well, I'm just gonna tell her.
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- You're just gonna tell her?
- Yep.
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Hey, Mom, you're not going home.
You're going to Wichita.
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You have been a nightmare,
and we have to fix your meds.
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- Okay? So.
- Uh...
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Ooh!
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That was impressive.
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Yeah, well, I have shit
to do, so... Here.
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What, am I driving?
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- Yes, you're driving.
- But you hate my driving!
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Just drive!
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Well, don't pick on me.
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing?
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What am I doing? No.
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Well, I haven't
been to Wichita
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since we used to go
there for swim meets.
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What's that place
we used to stop at?
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Get that okra and shit.
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- What, Olpe Home Cooking?
- Yes.
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Oh, my God,
I love that place.
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So... good.
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Pull over.
I need cigarettes.
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We're not stopping
for cigarettes, Mom.
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You're not my mother.
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Your husband left you.
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And you never, ever...
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ever even had a husband.
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Well, we're still not
stopping for cigarettes, Mom.
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And she lives
right over there.
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And so, I was close
to the church.
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I was able to just walk over,
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but it was really something.
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I've never seen an allergic
reaction like that.
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I'm sorry Sheila
wasn't here today.
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Well, good to see you.
Take care.
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Joel!
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Oh, my God... Hey!
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I saw you sitting there
in your LeSabre.
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Well, 'cause, um...
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You know...
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Uh, 'cause I got a phone call,
and then, um...
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And then,
I wanted to text back,
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but I don't like
to text and drive.
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So, I just pulled in here,
and I texted them back.
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And now, you know,
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just going around,
doing stuff today.
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I don't text and drive either.
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- Oh, that's so good.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Do you wanna--
- I-- Oh sorry, you go ahead.
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You want a coffee?
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Oh, I have a coffee.
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Cookie?
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It's fellowship hour.
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Um...
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That's okay.
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Want some... gum?
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Sure.
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Oh wow.
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God, Wrigley's.
I used to get these
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in my Christmas stocking
growing up.
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It's a real throwback.
Thank you. - Yeah?
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You're welcome.
Can we, uh...
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You can never really
go wrong with the classics.
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How about a walk?
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It's such a nice day.
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Um, yeah. Sure.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You're turning that off?
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You won't get credit
for your steps.
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Oh, it just makes
my arm feel tingly.
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- Hm?
- Yeah.
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God, this is a boring state.
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- I don't think so.
- Mary Jo: There's nothin' to look at.
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Mom, you love Kansas.
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Mary Jo:
Who said?
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I love New York.
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- You've never been to New York.
- Mary Jo: You don't know.
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- You hate cities.
- Mary Jo: You don't know.
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Oh, my God,
I'm gonna pull into a semi
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in about five minutes.
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- You're driving too fast.
- Sam: Oh, my God.
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- Mom... Would you--
- Slow down!
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You are, like,
20 miles over the limit. - Just please!
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It's fine.
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Well, I mean,
do you wanna get a ticket? Do you want that?
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You have to get a little
thing on your license. -
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I don't care.
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I just wanna
get this over with.
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Mary Jo:
You can just drop me and go off and have your fun.
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Yeah...
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I'm having a great time.
Trish, you having fun?
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Oh, my God, so fun.
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I wanna go home,
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but you won't let me.
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Won't let you?
What are you talking about?
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You know, Mom,
this is not our fault.
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This is not Dad's fault.
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This is your fault!
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You kept drinking when
they told you not to,
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and then you had a stroke,
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just like the doctor
said you would.
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- Sam...
- I'm-- Well, it's true! And now, and now...
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and now,
you treat everybody around you like shit,
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especially the one person
that will tolerate you.
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I mean, and then--
and then, you block him from visiting you?
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Do you know that you
broke his fucking heart?
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Just please be quiet
and let me drive.
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I can't wait to get you there.
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And turn off your
fucking phone! Seriously! - Shit. Okay.
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- Mary Jo: We used to go--
- Oh, my God.
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I always tell my kids,
do what makes you happy
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and you can't lose.
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And I love teaching,
of course. And woodwork.
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But... I don't know.
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I really love singing.
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I felt a little silly at first.
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And then I thought, why not?
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Who says I-I can't take
voice lessons at my age?
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So, I called Darlene up,
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and I've been
seeing her ever since.
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Hm.
How long has that been?
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Oh... five years now?
Yeah.
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You're really good.
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No. No, I'm not.
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No... No.
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Well, you're very passionate!
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True!
I am very committed,
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but I know I'm not
a good singer. -
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Who cares? I love it.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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the kids seem to get a kick
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out of old grandpa
really goin' for it.
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And it's good for
them to see that. -
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Plus...
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- I think I'm Darlene's favorite.
- Oh!
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I will deny it if you ever
tell anyone I said that.
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Alright.
I guess it'll just be our little secret.
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Alright.
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Um, so, do we--
do we go in there with her or how...
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Oh, it's up to you.
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We have all the paperwork
and everything.
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Sometimes,
it's easier to say goodbye out here,
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but, you know...
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- Um...
- Alright.
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Love you, Mom.
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Okay, Mom.
It's gonna be okay.
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We love you.
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Just take good care of her.
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We will.
Ready, Mary Jo?
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Bye, Mom.
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I know Dad would've
wanted to be here,
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but... this would've
been torture for him.
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You think the good part of Mom
is ever gonna come back?
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No.
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Joel:
Hi, this is Joel. Leave a message.
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Hey, I don't know where you are,
but tonight is no longer
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a designated non-drinking night.
Call me.
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Hey.
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What are you...
W-What's going on? What is that?
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I don't know,
I'm just focusing on my heart health.
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Oh. Alright.
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Hey, are you on Bumble
or something? What is that?
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No! I'm not on Bumble.
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.
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No, it's definitely something,
and if you didn't want me
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to know about it, you should've
turned your fuckin' ringer off.
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But now I know, now I'm invested.
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Just tell me what's goin' on.
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What's the big deal?
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Oh, my God...
Oh, my God, did you make that?
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I did, yeah.
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Are you selling
"lying cunt" pillows?
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Yes, I didn't mean to--
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- Tricia!
- I know! It just happened.
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- Wow.
- After I found out about Rick and Charity,
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I made one, and then
got really mad again,
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and posted it on my Finsta.
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And then, someone
famous reposted it,
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and now--
I mean, I can't keep up! It's insane.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you give one of
those to Charity?
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No!
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I just put it in the store
where she could see it.
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Holy shit, Tricia.
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Wow. And you have a Finsta.
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Well, it's a good outlet
for my rage, you know? - Yeah.
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I don't know, I mean...
I think you could make
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a ton of money on that.
You're sittin' on a gold mine.
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Oh! I don't know what to do.
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Well, what do you mean?
You're doing it!
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- No, I can't--
- You are doing it, Tricia!
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- I cannot do this. This is not--
- Of course, you can.
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This isn't a business!
This is like making porn!
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- It's not porn.
- I mean, this is just too embarrassing.
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- This is not who I am.
- Well, I mean, but it is.
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I mean, you made it,
and it's fucking glorious!
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Lying cunt pillows!
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Shit! Why didn't
I think of that?
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No, I wanna be
a businesswoman though!
251
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:53,401
I wanna be, like,
252
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:56,338
taken seriously
as a businesswoman, you know?
253
00:13:56,407 --> 00:13:57,472
I wanna do events.
254
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:59,774
I wanna do weddings
and showers and luncheons.
255
00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:01,911
I mean, we can't talk
about this at church.
256
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:02,978
Okay, so don't.
257
00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:04,546
B-But, I want to.
258
00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:05,615
Okay, then do!
259
00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:06,682
I know, but I can't.
260
00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:08,251
Why not?
261
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,554
I just...
262
00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,688
I worked so hard for so long,
263
00:14:12,757 --> 00:14:15,090
and now, there's
nothing to show for it.
264
00:14:15,159 --> 00:14:17,396
Nothing came of it.
It's over.
265
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,497
And now,
people see me, and...
266
00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:24,900
they just look at me
and feel sorry for me.
267
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:26,201
- No, they don't.
- Yes, they do.
268
00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,169
No, they don't, Tricia.
And if...
269
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:31,234
if they do, who cares?
They're jerks.
270
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,775
Fuck 'em.
271
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:33,909
Right? Fuck 'em.
272
00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:38,514
I just think, um...
273
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,809
you know...
274
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,850
all these people doing all
that shit on Instagram.
275
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,453
Why not you, right?
276
00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:44,990
You could quit your day job.
277
00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:48,657
Um...
278
00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:50,262
What?
279
00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:52,127
I got fired.
280
00:14:52,196 --> 00:14:54,329
You got fired from
the grocery store?
281
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:55,931
Yes, which was your fault,
by the way.
282
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,099
Oh, okay. How?
283
00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:58,934
Because you made me do
day drinking!
284
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:02,337
- I can't do that.
- Oh, my God.
285
00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:05,273
You got fired for being
drunk at work, Tricia?
286
00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,008
- It's not funny.
- Oh, you bad girl.
287
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,510
It's not funny! It's not
a joke! It's really bad! - It's a little funny.
288
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:12,014
Okay, I'm sorry,
but seriously, a grocery store?
289
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,216
I mean, bigger
and better things, right?
290
00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:16,218
And I could totally
help you with this.
291
00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:18,419
Think of it.
You could do, like, "princess cunt."
292
00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:20,589
- You could do "pretty cunt."
- God...
293
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,090
- What's happening?
- You could do "super cunt,"
294
00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:24,159
"cunt crew,"
"live laugh cunt." - God...
295
00:15:24,228 --> 00:15:26,027
"New cunt, who dis?"
Oh, my God! -
296
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,597
"Big and juicy cunt,"
Tricia! - Sam! Shh!
297
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,867
- Loud!
- You gotta make me a "big and juicy cunt" pillow.
298
00:15:31,936 --> 00:15:33,635
♪ Big and juicy cunt ♪
299
00:15:33,704 --> 00:15:37,634
♪ Are you ready for a big
and juicy cunt, America? ♪ - Stop!
300
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,307
♪ Ooh, she big and juicy, too ♪
301
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:41,677
♪ You like what you see?
That's a big and juicy cunt ♪
302
00:15:41,746 --> 00:15:43,382
Good! Good!
303
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,381
Sorry! We're just...
304
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:48,483
sisters, you know?
305
00:15:48,552 --> 00:15:50,914
- She wanted me to talk about...
- No! No.
306
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,189
I can't.
My big and juicy won't fit in.
307
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:56,624
- Too juicy? Too big?
- Too juicy.
308
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:59,527
I'm gonna slip
right off the seat. Okay.
309
00:15:59,596 --> 00:16:02,226
Where are those goddamn okras?
310
00:16:06,037 --> 00:16:07,336
Do you ever go to that
arts and crafts fair
311
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:08,838
that they have
here in the spring?
312
00:16:08,907 --> 00:16:11,072
Love it.
Like, my favorite thing.
313
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:13,609
- Hm.
- I got this bracelet there.
314
00:16:13,677 --> 00:16:15,314
Oh, I saw those.
315
00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:17,747
Huh.
316
00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:21,884
Um...
317
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,223
I saw the name of your
church on your tote bag.
318
00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:27,255
And when Sam
stopped taking lessons,
319
00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:29,561
I wasn't sure when
I'd see you again, so...
320
00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:34,433
it's not a coincidence
that I ran into you.
321
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,939
So, you do text and drive?
322
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,176
I actually never do.
323
00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:50,482
Okay, good.
324
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:54,153
Wow.
325
00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:57,214
Wow.
326
00:17:00,424 --> 00:17:03,725
Feels kind of nice to be...
327
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:06,728
stalked I guess has
a negative connotation. -
328
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:09,301
Does it?
329
00:17:12,269 --> 00:17:15,540
- Wow.
- I just wanted to see you again.
330
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,674
I was gonna just
go to the service.
331
00:17:18,743 --> 00:17:20,179
See you there.
332
00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:24,783
But I've been on a little
break from church lately.
333
00:17:26,717 --> 00:17:29,388
I just don't even know
what I believe anymore.
334
00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:34,054
I don't know.
335
00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:37,826
Been having this
personal crisis lately, too,
336
00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:42,430
because...
my friend asked me to officiate his wedding.
337
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:45,737
You know, just be
there for my friend.
338
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,338
And it's not even
a religious ceremony.
339
00:17:49,407 --> 00:17:51,243
You know, he doesn't
want that, but I...
340
00:17:51,942 --> 00:17:53,843
I get in my head--
341
00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,847
This isn't what
you asked, is it?
342
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,815
I don't think
I asked a question.
343
00:18:02,854 --> 00:18:04,356
But thanks for telling me.
344
00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:07,226
Really.
345
00:18:10,428 --> 00:18:13,294
I believe the whole point is
346
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:16,632
church is where you go to
347
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,701
when you're confused.
348
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,135
Joel:
Hm.
349
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:23,238
And you also don't
have to do anything.
350
00:18:23,307 --> 00:18:25,177
Just show up. Just...
351
00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:27,846
go to church.
352
00:18:28,746 --> 00:18:31,013
Or don't.
353
00:18:31,082 --> 00:18:33,652
- You know?
- Yeah.
354
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,758
But if you want to,
you should come with me sometime.
355
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,392
I'd love to come
with you sometime.
356
00:18:54,205 --> 00:18:56,639
You ever bless an animal?
357
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,140
No. Have you?
358
00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:01,109
Yeah. I did a goat once.
359
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:03,412
You blessed a goat?
360
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:05,714
- Mm-hmm.
- That's pretty cool.
361
00:19:07,852 --> 00:19:09,651
But, you know,
362
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,821
nobody likes a braggart.
363
00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,140
Tricia: Hm...
364
00:19:37,081 --> 00:19:38,948
Tricia: Let's just
do this quickly,
365
00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:40,650
so we can feed the chickens,
366
00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:43,852
- and we'll get out.
- Yes, Tricia.
367
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,621
Oh, we got a letter from Dad.
368
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:47,259
Aw, read it.
369
00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,661
Oh, yes.
370
00:19:53,564 --> 00:19:56,465
"I didn't know which
of you to send this to, I sent it here.
371
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,600
"I figured you would
both get it at the farm.
372
00:19:58,669 --> 00:20:00,368
"I'm grateful you
pushed me to do this,
373
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:03,505
"and I really am okay.
Don't worry about me.
374
00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:07,109
"I'm here with my brother,
and it's like we're kids again.
375
00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:08,310
"I know your mom
wouldn't see me,
376
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,245
"but I hope to tell her
that I love her,
377
00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:12,848
"and she's always on my mind.
378
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:14,082
"Love, Dad.
379
00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:16,351
"PS, say hi to my buddy Fred.
380
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,720
If you have any farm
questions, he's the guy."
381
00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:21,724
And then, he drew a little cow.
382
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:24,425
- Sure.
- Just a long torso
383
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,322
like you've never seen before.
384
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,997
And four udders.
Two long, two short. -
385
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:32,634
- It's part dachshund.
- Guess those are both of our legs.
386
00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:34,903
My long ones and
your little itty bitties.
387
00:20:37,141 --> 00:20:39,074
Tricia:
Good girls.
388
00:20:39,143 --> 00:20:40,812
Elaine... Oop!
389
00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:44,814
Chick, chick, chick.
390
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,812
- Hi! Susan, hi!
- Hey, Fred.
391
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,185
Sorry to come by unannounced,
392
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:51,720
but Fred wanted
to show me the farm.
393
00:20:51,789 --> 00:20:53,321
Tricia:
No, it's great. It's great.
394
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:55,691
Sam: We're just feeding
some chickens. -
395
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,193
You ever fed
a chicken before, Susan?
396
00:20:58,262 --> 00:21:00,896
- No.
- Come on, let's get dirty.
397
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,530
Okay. Oh, oh, okay.
398
00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:04,166
- Just some worms.
- They're dead.
399
00:21:04,235 --> 00:21:05,466
- Sure.
- Yeah.
400
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:07,872
- Hi.
- Clea. Come here.
401
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:10,971
Fred:
Chicken, chicken, chicken.
402
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,609
They do whatever
the fuck they want. - Here they come! Here they come.
403
00:21:15,845 --> 00:21:19,381
- Fred: Hey.
- This place is so magical.
404
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,883
Must have been fun
growing up here.
405
00:21:20,952 --> 00:21:23,752
- Well... Yes and no.
- Peaks and valleys.
406
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:28,427
- It's pretty though.
- Yeah.
407
00:21:29,927 --> 00:21:31,563
How'd you guys...
408
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,699
How'd you feel about
getting married here?
409
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,166
Really?
410
00:21:37,235 --> 00:21:39,068
Yeah, I think, um...
411
00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:41,570
I think it'd mean
a lot to my dad.
412
00:21:41,639 --> 00:21:44,805
- Oh, babe. That's amazing.
- I love that.
413
00:21:44,874 --> 00:21:46,942
- Are you kidding around?
- You don't have to let us know right now.
414
00:21:47,011 --> 00:21:49,245
You can think about it
if you want, you know.
415
00:21:49,314 --> 00:21:51,146
I-I want to.
416
00:21:51,215 --> 00:21:52,780
- This is beautiful.
- This is perfect!
417
00:21:52,849 --> 00:21:55,083
We can get you probably, like,
friends and family rate,
418
00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:56,384
five, 10K, you know?
419
00:21:56,453 --> 00:21:58,120
- Alright.
- Just for the night, then, of course,
420
00:21:58,189 --> 00:22:00,589
we'll have to, uh...
There's gonna be the reception,
421
00:22:00,658 --> 00:22:01,957
so that'd be
another five, 10K.
422
00:22:02,026 --> 00:22:04,226
That's alright.
I had a great year at the school.
423
00:22:04,295 --> 00:22:06,061
And, you know,
she's great with numbers.
424
00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:07,429
See, they pay
teachers too much.
425
00:22:07,498 --> 00:22:08,663
- Yeah, we'll make it work.
- No, it's on us.
426
00:22:08,732 --> 00:22:10,765
We can fuck it up,
do whatever we want.
427
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:12,767
But this is gorgeous.
I mean, this is absolutely stunning.
428
00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:15,270
It is, and you can see
all the sunflowers over here.
429
00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:16,771
And we just
cleaned out the barn.
430
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,807
- Coincidentally... Yes!
- Susan: We could party in the barn?
431
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:20,370
It's probably only
gonna work for you
432
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,611
if you love extreme
natural beauty. -
433
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,413
- We love it.
- I do! I'm marrying it!
434
00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:33,850
Oh, there you are.
435
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,557
- Hey!
- Hi, I called.
436
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:38,660
- Did you get my message?
- Oh, I forgot my phone. Sorry.
437
00:22:38,729 --> 00:22:42,097
- Did you do the song?
- Joel: What song?
438
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,464
♪ Keys, phone ♪
439
00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:46,335
Both:
♪ Cash, ID, keys, phone ♪
440
00:22:46,404 --> 00:22:48,170
Cannot believe it.
I not only forgot my phone,
441
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:49,204
I forgot that song.
442
00:22:49,273 --> 00:22:50,438
Joel.
443
00:22:50,507 --> 00:22:52,374
- Joel: But, guess what?
- What?
444
00:22:55,879 --> 00:22:57,980
Is that the sound
of children laughing? -
445
00:22:58,049 --> 00:23:00,350
It's better than
children laughing. -
446
00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:01,751
Most everything is.
447
00:23:05,522 --> 00:23:08,291
Oh, thank you.
Teeny 'tini.
448
00:23:09,593 --> 00:23:13,262
Give mommy a kiss.
449
00:23:13,331 --> 00:23:15,865
- That is a triumph.
- Joel: Well, thank you.
450
00:23:15,934 --> 00:23:17,865
What a day.
451
00:23:17,934 --> 00:23:20,469
- Tell me all about it.
- After this hits the blood.
452
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,806
How about you?
453
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:26,208
Tell me all about your day.
What'd I miss?
454
00:23:26,277 --> 00:23:29,712
Um... Nothing?
455
00:23:29,781 --> 00:23:31,881
You look, like,
refreshed or something.
456
00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:33,315
- Really?
- Yeah.
457
00:23:33,384 --> 00:23:34,683
Colonic?
458
00:23:34,752 --> 00:23:36,117
No! I would never
get a colonic.
459
00:23:36,186 --> 00:23:37,919
I would.
460
00:23:37,988 --> 00:23:41,390
Well, I'll probably
try it if you want me to. -
461
00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:44,187
No, I-I guess I just...
462
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,994
I don't know.
I'm shining with pride
463
00:23:46,063 --> 00:23:48,998
'cause I scrubbed
the grout in my kitchen. -
464
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,999
Any guest that comes
there is gonna love it.
465
00:23:51,068 --> 00:23:54,068
Wow, you made
fast work of that. - Oh yeah, well...
466
00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:57,176
I think you might
need a little top-off. - Oh yeah. Thank you.
467
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,976
This family shit.
468
00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:03,345
I swear it was so much easier
when I just didn't care.
469
00:24:05,016 --> 00:24:06,715
There really is
something to be said
470
00:24:06,784 --> 00:24:10,219
for lockin' it down
and goin' it alone.
471
00:24:10,288 --> 00:24:12,287
- Really?
- Yeah.
472
00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:15,124
Well, sorry.
You've got me now.
473
00:24:17,295 --> 00:24:21,129
Joel, I swear, just promise me,
when we get to the end,
474
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,498
if I turn up like my mother,
475
00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:26,668
you will put me
out of my misery.
476
00:24:26,737 --> 00:24:28,971
A pillow right over the face.
477
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,106
That's exactly
the way I wanna go.
478
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:34,671
Ah, Joel, I'd be
a shell without you.
479
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,711
Mm...
480
00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:37,445
You want another twist?
481
00:24:37,514 --> 00:24:39,851
Only if you think
I'm worth the trouble.
482
00:24:41,352 --> 00:24:44,019
- Thank you.
- Plus, I didn't get a lot of steps today,
483
00:24:44,088 --> 00:24:45,824
so I'm gonna go for it.
484
00:24:47,691 --> 00:24:52,060
I mean, what is it?
It's just vodka.
485
00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:53,328
But it's so good.
486
00:24:53,397 --> 00:24:55,998
Joel:
Oh, honey, you know I infuse it with love, too.
487
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:57,869
Oh, thank you.
488
00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:00,235
I like it when you
put the twist in.
489
00:25:00,304 --> 00:25:02,770
Like, if there's one twist,
I know I've had one.
490
00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:04,605
If there's two twists,
I know I've had three.
491
00:25:04,674 --> 00:25:07,443
And if I have three twists,
I can't have any more.
492
00:25:10,181 --> 00:25:12,748
You think we can
get a DUI for this? - Nah.
493
00:25:14,919 --> 00:25:18,187
Too bad!
I wanna break the law! - Joel.
494
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:21,657
- You know what I want?
- What?
495
00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:23,158
I want a donut
to go with my 'tini.
496
00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:25,160
- Let's go to Varsity Donuts.
- Yes!
497
00:25:25,229 --> 00:25:28,863
Oh, my God.
And that is why I love you! -
498
00:25:28,932 --> 00:25:32,768
Did you just say what
I think you just said? - No, no, no, no, no!
499
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:34,336
It's all the 'tinies
you poured me!
500
00:25:34,405 --> 00:25:35,804
- Oh, my God!
- I've gone soft!
501
00:25:35,873 --> 00:25:37,873
You said it!
You can't take it back! -
502
00:25:40,111 --> 00:25:42,377
Sam:
How many 'tinis was that tonight anyway?
503
00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:43,646
Joel:
Oh. Don't worry about it.
504
00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:46,015
Sam:
Woo!
505
00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:56,425
♪ I love you ♪
506
00:25:56,494 --> 00:25:58,394
♪ I love you ♪
507
00:25:58,463 --> 00:26:00,363
♪ I love you ♪
508
00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:01,864
♪ I love you ♪
509
00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:05,834
♪ I... love you-hoo-hoo ♪
510
00:26:05,903 --> 00:26:08,773
♪ You know I do-hoo ♪
511
00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:15,744
♪ How... ♪
512
00:26:15,813 --> 00:26:17,780
♪ Many times ♪
513
00:26:17,849 --> 00:26:20,616
♪ Must I tell you, girl? ♪
514
00:26:20,685 --> 00:26:23,655
♪ I love you ♪
515
00:26:24,456 --> 00:26:27,092
♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
516
00:26:29,126 --> 00:26:31,459
♪ Do... ♪
517
00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:34,563
♪ I have to play... ♪
518
00:26:34,632 --> 00:26:37,367
♪ The fool to show ♪
519
00:26:37,436 --> 00:26:40,636
♪ I do-hoo? ♪
520
00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:42,874
♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
521
00:26:45,276 --> 00:26:47,609
♪ Just... ♪
522
00:26:47,678 --> 00:26:51,012
♪ The sight of you... ♪
523
00:26:51,081 --> 00:26:56,619
♪ Causes crazy notions... ♪
524
00:26:56,688 --> 00:26:59,925
♪ Ooh-hoo... ♪
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