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- Hey.
- Oh hi, Sam! Come on in!
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- I'm in the right place, right?
- Yep, this is it.
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- Can I put my bag here?
- Sure. Just on the chair.
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- That's good.
- Okay.
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I have, um...
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my sheet music and a tape.
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Beautiful. Why don't you
set it here for a second?
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- We're gonna...
- Okay.
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We're gonna sing something.
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I'd like you to sing.
Just a song you love.
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- Right off top?
- Right off the top.
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Okay, like, um...
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Something you love.
Can be anything.
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- Uh--
- Maybe a song you sang when you were a kid.
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L-like "Here Comes
Peter Cottontail" or...
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Well, something you
sang with your family? - Hm...
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Maybe a love song.
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Um...
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Okay...
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Um...
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- Well, I like this one.
- Okay.
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- Just right here?
- Right here.
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♪ I can only give you love
that lasts forever ♪
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♪ And a promise to be
near each time you call ♪
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♪ And the only heart I own ♪
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♪ For you and you alone ♪
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♪ That's all
that's all ♪
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- So, you get the idea.
- No, no, no. Keep going.
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♪ I can only give you
country walks ♪
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♪ In springtime ♪
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♪ And a hand to hold
when leaves begin to fall ♪
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♪ And a love
whose burning light ♪
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♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
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♪ That's all ♪
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♪ That's all ♪
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♪ And there are those,
I am sure ♪
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♪ Who have told you ♪
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♪ They would
give you the world ♪
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♪ For a toy ♪
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♪ All I have are these arms ♪
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♪ To enfold you ♪
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♪ And the love
time can never destroy ♪
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That's it.
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That was lovely.
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Thanks.
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And you've given me chills,
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just like you did
the first time I heard you sing.
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Oh, Sam, do you
remember singing
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"Have Yourself a Very
Little Christmas"
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with your
high school choir? - Yeah.
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I remember thinking how rich
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and mature your sound was.
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Really, very special
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for someone that age.
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Oh, Sam.
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What song did you bring in?
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Oh, the smash hit
"Ave Maria" By Schubert.
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Well, it's one of my favorites,
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and I much prefer
the Schubert over the Gounod,
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so there we go.
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Well, I'm supposed to sing it
for my friend's wedding but...
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- Oh.
- ...you know, I just...
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I can't really sing
that style of music, so.
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- Classical?
- Yeah. It's just my voice is so heavy,
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and every time I try
to sing it, I just can't...
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It's just sorta too light
and flighty or something.
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I don't know, I-I--
So...
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We have our work
cut out for us.
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We'll get there.
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First, we start
with the breath.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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That's perfect.
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Relax your knees
a little bit,
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roll your shoulders. Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey! How'd it go?
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You know, it was okay.
I mean, all we did
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was a little breathing so far,
but not bad.
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- Okay.
- Brad: Hiya.
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Hi.
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Wow, what a nice surprise.
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Yeah.
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- Knock 'em dead.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Oh, my God...
- That was SLS!
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- St. Louis Sushi.
- Yes!
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Or shouldn't it be
Sargent Loose Stools? -
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Sir Liquid Shits.
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What about this?
Does this have to go?
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Oh, it's all going.
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Joel: Okay.
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- I'll handle this.
- Okay.
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- You want some help?
- No.
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Oh.
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Wouldn't it be so cool
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if Fred rode this
down the aisle?
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Oh, my God,
I love that idea.
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W-- Sorry, wh-who's Fred?
Who's getting married?
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- Oh, he's a friend of ours.
- Yeah, he's marrying Susan.
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Well-- Oh.
So, who's doing their decor?
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You know what?
I didn't ask.
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Well, what about their colors?
You know what those are?
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- Uh, black? I don't know.
- That's not a color.
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Can you put me
in touch with him?
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Why?
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Trish Upon A Star
can totally do this.
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I mean, I am ready
to show them, like,
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10 different placemat
settings right now
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that will blow their minds.
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- Joel: Uh...
- And also, this will be really,
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really good for my portfolio.
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Trish Upon A Star
is an adorable name. - Tricia: Oh, thank you.
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But how is this the first
I'm hearing about this?
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Yeah, how have I never
heard about this? - I totally told you, stop.
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Well, I don't retain
information, Tricia. - I know, that's the problem.
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Sam, please.
Please, please, please, please, please, please,
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- I just--
- I'm begging. This is something I really, really need.
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I mean, I could really...
I could really use this.
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Tricia, this feels like
a really bad idea.
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Every time I try to mix
you with my friends,
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- it does not go well.
- That is not even true!
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- And then you blame me!
- You're so drama. Can you just not?
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- Please?
- It's a no from me.
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- Joel, back me up.
- Joel!
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Let's just have a meeting.
Let's just have a meeting.
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- Yes! When can I meet 'em?
- Why are you not backing me up?
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You wanna just
gimme their number? I can just text them.
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I'm not giving you
their number. - Tricia: Thank you, Joel!
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Thank you, Joel.
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Joel:
Since when is Tricia an event designer?
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She's not.
Joel, I'm trying to watch. -
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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God, her skirt is so short.
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Is she gonna
sleep with him?
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She shouldn't
sleep with him.
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Joel,
she already did last week,
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and he's very good at his job.
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You know what I was
thinking though, too?
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Like, do you think that
they want the ceremony
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to be kind of Jesusy?
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Joel, just ask 'em
what they want.
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Okay.
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Just part of me is like,
what if they say,
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"Yeah, we do want
a religious ceremony," 'cause then I'm li--
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Sorry,
am I being annoying?
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No, I just paused it so we can talk.
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No, no.
I'm done, let's watch TV.
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- Okay. You sure?
- Yeah.
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Because they're about to...
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- Oh, they are?
- Yep.
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Then, press play.
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- This was so boring until now.
- Now, it's good.
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Five stars
for male nudity, finally.
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Roll over.
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- We have a winner.
- Oh, my God, I thought it was just gonna be a butt.
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This is why we pay the premium.
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Is that what
straight people sex is like?
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If you're lucky.
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Right?
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I don't know, I feel
like I'm forcing it.
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Here. Roll your head
to the left.
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To the right.
Like a lazy river.
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Roll...
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Roll...
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Now,
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breathe low from
the diaphragm, and...
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You know, I-I can
and I can
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but I just can't do 'em
at the same time.
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Maybe we can try something else,
like the song or something.
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You can do this.
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Let's take it lower
and slower, okay? - Okay.
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- Get your breath.
- I can't sustain it.
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No, you can do this.
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Again.
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Nice deep breath.
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Engine lips.
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Like a car right after a tune-up.
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Nice and smooth.
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That's good. Okay,
now let's go up the scale.
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That's it, Sam.
There it is.
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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No, it was much better than not so bad.
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Well, we still have
our work cut out for us,
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but I think I'm getting it.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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Well, because you said
that to me in high school.
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You said that
I had a heavy voice,
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and we had our work
cut out for us.
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Sam.
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You have a rich,
full instrument,
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not a heavy voice.
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And everyone has to work hard,
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no matter what their gift is.
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You're here now.
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Let's start fresh.
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Okay.
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Fresh start.
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There's something to it.
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Sorry.
Didn't mean to interrupt.
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- Oh.
- Uh, you look deep in thought.
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No, not really.
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Mind if I sit?
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Oh yeah, of course.
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Joel:
Well, the bark definitely looks oak,
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but the leaves do look
a little... maple.
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The map-- I can only
tell by the leaves.
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The bark all looks
the same to me.
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Oh. Later.
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Bye.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey! How did it go?
- It was good.
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Good!
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Had a little chat with SLS?
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Oh, he was
just talking to me. - Okay.
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Joel, is that a boner?
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No!
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Joel, it looks like
you have yourself a boner on your hands.
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I think it's just the pleats.
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Hi! Thank you so much
for coming over.
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Hiya, Tricia. I've heard
so much about you.
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- I-- Likewise.
- Now,
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- this is Susan, and I'm Fred.
- Tricia: Yes!
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So, yeah,
should we come in? - Tricia: Yes.
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Oh, of course.
Yes, please come in.
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Oh, it smells great in here.
Oh, shoes off?
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Oh, no, you're fine,
you're fine.
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So, now we're
getting into more of the,
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um, outdoor looks.
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This is depending on, you know,
where you land venue-wise,
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- of course.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is--
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Oh, are you okay, Sam?
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- Oh yeah.
- Tricia: Okay.
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Just that, those are--
Those are breakable. - Okay. Sorry.
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And this is one of
my personal favorites.
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Um, I call it
denim and diamonds.
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Susan:
It's pretty! I like this plate.
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Tricia:
Girl. Same.
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It is gorgeous,
isn't it, honey?
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It's like--
It's like a...
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a napkin
wearing a necklace.
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It's pretty exciting.
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Fred: I'll let
you girls finish. - Tricia: Well, anyway,
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so we could also do any
kind of customization...
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Hey, seriously,
no pressure with any of this.
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- Tricia insisted, so...
- No, it's great.
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And Susan seems into it.
You know, it's her call.
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Hey, how's the song coming?
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- It's good. Good.
- Yeah?
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- It's good. Good, yeah.
- Feeling it?
250
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Yeah.
251
00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:21,770
Feeling that
monkey's butthole, too.
252
00:13:21,839 --> 00:13:24,572
This one.
She's got the eye.
253
00:13:24,641 --> 00:13:27,176
Oh, you're so sweet.
She is so sweet.
254
00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:28,844
That's why
I'm marrying her.
255
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:30,412
Well, I guess
what I'll do is I'll, um,
256
00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:32,748
I'll put together
some options for you, based on your budget,
257
00:13:32,817 --> 00:13:34,449
and then you guys
can talk it over,
258
00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:36,919
and then get back to me,
and we go from there?
259
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,487
Alright, Tricia,
you're the best.
260
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,688
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
261
00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:40,889
Nice to meet you.
I'll show you out.
262
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,362
- See you, Sammy.
- Alright, bye.
263
00:13:47,531 --> 00:13:50,665
Bet that was really, really
just frickin' fun for you.
264
00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:52,667
- Just hilarious.
- What are-- what are you talking about?
265
00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:55,436
Oh, I apologize if I happen
to take marriage seriously.
266
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:57,305
Well, good
because they do, too. - Really?
267
00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:59,307
Tricia, if you don't wanna do
the wedding, just don't do it.
268
00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:01,577
Oh, my God, of course
I'm gonna do the wedding!
269
00:14:01,646 --> 00:14:03,282
Jeez!
270
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,122
Sam:
You're coming with me.
271
00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:13,158
I'm gonna call you
Honey Fluff.
272
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,939
Holy shit,
look who's here.
273
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,407
To what do I owe this honor?
274
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,810
Are office hours
only for students? I can call you later.
275
00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:36,672
Oh, no, no, no.
Come on in. - Okay.
276
00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,347
I like you more than
most of the students.
277
00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:41,984
Hey, uh, hold my calls!
278
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:44,753
I love saying that.
I don't have a secretary.
279
00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:48,060
- So, what brings you in?
- Well, I, um...
280
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,860
Ugh...
281
00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:52,965
What is it? Come on,
you can talk to me.
282
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:57,633
I haven't been back
to church since I left.
283
00:14:57,702 --> 00:14:59,571
And, for me,
284
00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:03,271
a wedding is a holy ceremony.
285
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,178
And so, I'm kinda struggling
with what it's gonna mean to...
286
00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:09,911
stand there before God,
287
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,781
for the first time
since I lied.
288
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,579
You know what, Joel?
You're overthinking this, alright?
289
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,185
This is not about
you and God.
290
00:15:17,254 --> 00:15:19,387
This is about me and Susan,
and me and you.
291
00:15:19,456 --> 00:15:22,090
Alls this means is that
you're important to me,
292
00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,358
and I really want you there.
293
00:15:23,427 --> 00:15:24,860
We can deal with God
another time.
294
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,795
You're absolutely right.
I'm so sorry. - Yeah.
295
00:15:27,864 --> 00:15:30,532
- I really am sorry about that.
- Ah, don't worry about it.
296
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,767
Susan doesn't know
if her parents are gonna make it yet,
297
00:15:32,836 --> 00:15:35,899
so I really just wanna make
this a great day for her,
298
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,535
and start our own traditions
with our own family.
299
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,442
- Yeah.
- So you gonna come?
300
00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:42,773
- I'm gonna be there!
- Are you sure, Joel?
301
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,212
- Oh yeah, up front!
- Oh, this is great.
302
00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:45,948
This is great.
Great, great, great. -
303
00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:47,482
Tricia:
We're here to see Mary Jo Miller.
304
00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:49,118
Don't know if we're
still on that list,
305
00:15:49,186 --> 00:15:51,754
- or what that whole deal is.
- Just a sec.
306
00:15:51,823 --> 00:15:53,188
Oh, they upgraded
the candies.
307
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:55,360
Hey, Mary Jo's
daughters are here.
308
00:15:57,329 --> 00:15:58,697
Hm?
309
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:01,400
Okay.
310
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,070
Ms. Lindgren will
be right with you.
311
00:16:06,937 --> 00:16:08,103
Fuck.
312
00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:10,506
Tricia:
So then, what was done in between
313
00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:12,141
to help her calm down?
314
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,442
I mean, did someone
from staff step in, or,
315
00:16:14,511 --> 00:16:16,740
- I mean, what does everybody--
- No, the second incident happened
316
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,346
immediately after,
so we didn't have
317
00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:19,480
a whole lot of time
to step in.
318
00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,150
Well, okay, so then--
so then, to me,
319
00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:22,384
that's not two incidents.
320
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:24,052
That's just, like,
one incident
321
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,520
that's kinda stretched out
or whatever.
322
00:16:25,589 --> 00:16:27,055
So, I don't think
we can really count that
323
00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,456
- as two incidents, so.
- That's fine.
324
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:31,126
- We can call it one incident.
- Fine.
325
00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,327
But it's not just today.
326
00:16:32,396 --> 00:16:35,965
This is a long line of
behavioral situations.
327
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,533
I had started to discuss
this with your dad.
328
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,836
We aren't capable of
providing the level of care
329
00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,404
Mary Jo needs right now.
330
00:16:42,473 --> 00:16:45,240
That could change
with an adjustment to her psych meds,
331
00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:48,811
but we're not authorized
to make those changes.
332
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,245
Our recommendation
is admitting her
333
00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:53,181
to St. Michael's Hospital
in Wichita for,
334
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,384
you know, it could
just be a few weeks.
335
00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:58,887
Uh, they take Medicare,
and she'll be in good hands.
336
00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:01,924
Wichita? What are
you talking about?
337
00:17:01,993 --> 00:17:04,193
This isn't an argument
or a negotiation.
338
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:06,962
This is what needs to happen
for her to remain here.
339
00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:09,230
If that's not
an option for you,
340
00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:12,334
we can assist your family in
trying to find another facility
341
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:15,204
that would accept
Mary Jo, but...
342
00:17:15,273 --> 00:17:17,509
Yeah, but nobody's
gonna take her.
343
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,978
It-it's a lot, I know, um,
and I'm sorry.
344
00:17:23,047 --> 00:17:26,581
I know you were just here
to see your mom.
345
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,819
And I'm sorry she still
has you on the no-fly list.
346
00:17:29,888 --> 00:17:31,323
- S...
- Great.
347
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,522
It's okay.
348
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:37,693
You know, let's just get
outta here. Thank you. - Okay.
349
00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,494
Tricia:
Thanks. Um...
350
00:17:39,563 --> 00:17:41,897
- Sam: Um...
- Sorry that she's...
351
00:17:41,966 --> 00:17:44,266
- I mean, we...
- Let's just go.
352
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:54,409
Sam:
It's unbelievable. Who does she think she is?
353
00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:56,845
Tricia:
Selfish, I swear.
354
00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:09,294
Want a drink?
355
00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:13,765
Yeah.
356
00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:15,634
Yes, I do.
357
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,100
Well, lucky for you,
358
00:18:18,169 --> 00:18:19,768
I got a bottle of hot
Chardonnay in the back.
359
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,573
No, you don't.
360
00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:24,476
Yes, you do.
361
00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:31,581
Why do you have
a wine opener in your car?
362
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:33,916
For shit like this.
363
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:38,257
- No cups?
- No.
364
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:43,158
It's better from
the bottle. Cheers.
365
00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:48,931
Just get after it.
366
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,170
Oh, my God.
367
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,435
There you go.
368
00:18:53,504 --> 00:18:54,836
You think we need
to reach out to Dad?
369
00:18:54,905 --> 00:18:58,543
Nah, let's not bother him.
She could be back before he is.
370
00:19:00,577 --> 00:19:02,878
I'm about to go get
myself some, too.
371
00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:04,383
You girls have
a good morning.
372
00:19:07,184 --> 00:19:08,820
You, too.
373
00:19:09,687 --> 00:19:10,755
Great.
374
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,689
Well, don't let her stop you.
375
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:16,425
Yeah, atta girl.
376
00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:17,993
Yeah!
377
00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:26,135
- What's with the wood?
- Oh.
378
00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:28,403
I was just out at
the lake for a walk,
379
00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:31,710
and I picked up some
driftwood for my students.
380
00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:34,613
What do they do with it?
381
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:36,711
Nothing.
382
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,348
I make plaques for
all my kids who get...
383
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,952
- perfect attendance.
- Oh.
384
00:19:44,021 --> 00:19:46,856
- What do you teach?
- Eighth grade social studies.
385
00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:51,696
That's so nice.
386
00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:54,900
It's fun.
387
00:20:00,604 --> 00:20:03,306
Let's start off today by
really deepening the breath.
388
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,876
Okay.
389
00:20:06,444 --> 00:20:10,078
I'm gonna put one hand on
your chest. Is that okay?
390
00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:11,780
- Yeah.
- Right here.
391
00:20:11,849 --> 00:20:13,815
And the other hand here.
392
00:20:13,884 --> 00:20:15,350
- Okay?
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
393
00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:18,387
Now, close your eyes.
Start slow.
394
00:20:18,456 --> 00:20:20,888
- Try not to move this hand.
- Okay.
395
00:20:20,957 --> 00:20:23,626
We want the breath to
come from the diaphragm. - Okay, okay.
396
00:20:23,695 --> 00:20:26,857
Nice deep inhale...
397
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,969
And...
398
00:20:31,302 --> 00:20:33,403
Yeah, Sam. That's it.
399
00:20:33,472 --> 00:20:34,637
In through the nose.
400
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:37,540
Out through the mouth.
401
00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:43,478
Yes. That's good, Sam. Okay.
402
00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:46,318
Just you and your breath. Deep.
403
00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:53,358
Yeah.
404
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:01,864
That's good.
405
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:04,933
Deeper now.
406
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:08,040
Oh, yes.
407
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,574
You got it now.
408
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:16,078
Do you feel the difference?
409
00:21:16,147 --> 00:21:18,580
- Yeah.
- Now, remember that feeling.
410
00:21:18,649 --> 00:21:20,415
- Isn't it wonderful?
- Yeah.
411
00:21:20,484 --> 00:21:22,721
Like the first time
you fell in love.
412
00:21:25,656 --> 00:21:26,691
Okay.
413
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:31,226
- Oh. Do you need a minute?
- Sure.
414
00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:40,403
- Okay, let's do it again.
- Okay.
415
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:42,507
- Okay.
- You have this.
416
00:21:43,342 --> 00:21:44,573
Nice deep one.
417
00:21:44,642 --> 00:21:47,175
Push this hand out.
418
00:21:47,244 --> 00:21:49,714
I can't do it.
419
00:21:51,915 --> 00:21:54,950
I just can't do it.
I'm sorry. - It's okay, Sam.
420
00:21:55,019 --> 00:21:58,590
I think I wanna go. I just wanna go.
421
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:12,868
Sam? Sam? Are you okay?
422
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,287
Who's Amy Sedaris?
423
00:22:37,261 --> 00:22:38,797
Oh, my goodness, what?
424
00:22:39,398 --> 00:22:41,364
Oh, my goodness.
425
00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:46,705
What?
426
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,616
- Hey.
- Hi.
427
00:22:59,449 --> 00:23:01,483
Joel:
Let's go for a walk.
428
00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:04,686
I don't feel like getting
steps right now, Joel.
429
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:07,623
It's not a steps walk.
It's a nature walk.
430
00:23:07,692 --> 00:23:09,291
We'll see
something beautiful.
431
00:23:11,462 --> 00:23:13,532
I just wanna
stare at the wall.
432
00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:16,264
If you go on a walk with me,
433
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:19,871
we can go get some
Cweamy Dweamy.
434
00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,542
Oh, my God, Joel.
435
00:23:25,443 --> 00:23:28,080
Your positivity's
getting on my nerves.
436
00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:46,261
Do you wanna talk
about what happened?
437
00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:49,231
I don't know. Maybe.
438
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:52,300
Just gimme a few years.
439
00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:55,007
It can be a long walk.
440
00:23:56,808 --> 00:23:57,842
Hm!
441
00:24:03,848 --> 00:24:05,184
I don't know.
442
00:24:06,984 --> 00:24:08,584
I can--
I don't understand what happened.
443
00:24:08,653 --> 00:24:10,752
I mean, she just...
444
00:24:12,723 --> 00:24:13,889
We were just working
on my breathing,
445
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,827
which is what
we did every time...
446
00:24:17,228 --> 00:24:19,098
But this time, she...
447
00:24:20,932 --> 00:24:23,766
said, "I'm gonna
put my hand here."
448
00:24:23,835 --> 00:24:26,071
And she put one here, and...
449
00:24:27,906 --> 00:24:31,106
she just told me to breathe
slow and deeper
450
00:24:31,175 --> 00:24:33,045
and deeper and...
451
00:24:34,379 --> 00:24:36,578
She was just...
452
00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:39,584
She was just so fucking,
like, patient or something.
453
00:24:40,918 --> 00:24:42,184
And so, I kept going,
and then she said,
454
00:24:42,253 --> 00:24:45,190
"Remember this feeling," and--
Fuck! Here I go again.
455
00:24:48,425 --> 00:24:49,758
She said,
"Remember this feeling.
456
00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:52,064
It's like the first time
you fell in love."
457
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,900
Well, that's
a good feeling, right?
458
00:24:58,969 --> 00:25:00,205
I don't know.
459
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,977
I mean, I don't know.
460
00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:10,916
You've never been in love?
461
00:25:12,616 --> 00:25:15,254
Now, why would I do that
to myself?
462
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:21,284
Well, do you
wanna change that? - No.
463
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,492
I'd rather just sit around
judging people
464
00:25:23,561 --> 00:25:27,328
that choose love and lose.
465
00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:30,098
Maybe we could join
a dating site together. - Oh, absolutely not.
466
00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:33,005
- It could be fun.
- That's disgusting. No.
467
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,705
Besides...
468
00:25:37,774 --> 00:25:41,613
You're the only person I know
that would do anything for me.
469
00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:44,083
Like...
470
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:50,685
Like stand guard for me
on the side of the road
471
00:25:50,754 --> 00:25:53,623
- when I gotta take a tee-tee.
- Oh, my gosh!
472
00:25:53,692 --> 00:25:56,191
Samantha Miller!
473
00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:58,060
Oh no!
474
00:25:58,129 --> 00:26:01,063
Wow, you're going a lot.
475
00:26:01,132 --> 00:26:04,233
You're the one that
tells me to stay hydrated. -
476
00:26:04,302 --> 00:26:06,101
You finally listen!
477
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,404
Sweet relief.
478
00:26:09,473 --> 00:26:11,206
You don't need
to do any wipies?
479
00:26:11,275 --> 00:26:13,942
Oh no.
I'll just drip it dry. -
480
00:26:14,011 --> 00:26:16,845
Have we, uh,
have we earned some ice cream yet?
481
00:26:16,914 --> 00:26:19,648
- We've earned it!
- Man, I could...
482
00:26:19,717 --> 00:26:21,649
I would kill
for a little scoop of Tweamy Dweamy.
483
00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:25,587
Oh, you know I love
my Tweamy Dweamies. - I love my Tweamy Dweamies.
484
00:26:25,656 --> 00:26:29,191
♪ Tweamy Dweamy... ♪
485
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:31,126
♪ Ah, ah ♪
486
00:26:32,597 --> 00:26:35,231
♪ Tweamy dweamy ♪
487
00:26:36,635 --> 00:26:37,966
Sam: Oh, my God.
488
00:26:38,035 --> 00:26:40,635
Don't you ever repeat what
I said back there, alright?
489
00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:42,804
- Joel: Alright.
- Sam: I'll cut your dick off.
490
00:26:42,873 --> 00:26:44,840
Joel: You're tender.
491
00:26:44,909 --> 00:26:47,676
Sam:
I'm doing the best I can.
492
00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:51,747
♪ You and me ♪
493
00:26:51,816 --> 00:26:54,182
♪ You and me ♪
494
00:26:54,251 --> 00:26:55,818
♪ Nobody, baby ♪
495
00:26:55,887 --> 00:26:58,187
♪ But you and me ♪
496
00:26:58,256 --> 00:26:59,955
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
497
00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:03,191
♪ My, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my ♪
498
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,727
♪ Nobody, baby ♪
499
00:27:04,796 --> 00:27:06,662
♪ But you and me ♪
500
00:27:06,731 --> 00:27:08,664
♪ If the stars don't shine ♪
501
00:27:08,733 --> 00:27:11,000
♪ If the moon won't rise ♪
502
00:27:11,069 --> 00:27:15,003
♪ If I never see
the setting sun again ♪
503
00:27:15,072 --> 00:27:17,540
♪ You won't hear me cry ♪
504
00:27:17,609 --> 00:27:19,908
♪ This I testify ♪
505
00:27:19,977 --> 00:27:21,643
♪ Please, believe me, boy ♪
506
00:27:21,712 --> 00:27:23,778
♪ You know I wouldn't lie ♪
507
00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:26,548
- ♪ As long as there is ♪
- ♪ You and me ♪
508
00:27:26,617 --> 00:27:29,550
♪ Ohh... ♪
509
00:27:29,619 --> 00:27:32,588
♪ Nobody, baby,
but you and me ♪
510
00:27:32,657 --> 00:27:35,090
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
511
00:27:35,159 --> 00:27:38,126
♪ My, my, my, my, my, my ♪
512
00:27:38,195 --> 00:27:42,565
♪ Nobody, baby,
but you and me ♪
513
00:27:42,634 --> 00:27:44,600
♪ Do do do do do ♪
514
00:27:44,669 --> 00:27:46,802
♪ Woo ♪
515
00:27:46,871 --> 00:27:49,137
♪ Do do do do do ♪
516
00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:53,212
♪ Woo ♪
517
00:27:53,878 --> 00:27:55,376
♪ You... ♪
518
00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:57,950
♪ You and me, baby... ♪
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