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♪ ♪
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Joel:
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blessed by our creator
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Bucky, may he be
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who knows
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every creature by name.
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And may you and Christa
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enjoy your days together
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in peace and love.
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Amen.
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(laughs) Bye, Christa.
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Hey, Brice.
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Who do we have here?
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-Ooh.
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last night.
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-Ding-a-ling passed away
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Aw.
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- I'm really sorry, - Brice.
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God, hold Ding-a-ling
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in your heavenly hands.
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We pray today for Brice,
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and remember all of
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the wonderful memories
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that he and Ding-a-ling shared.
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Amen.
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Bye, Brice.
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(soft laugh)
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Alright.
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Tony Curtis the hamster.
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- We got bad blood - from last year,
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- But I'm gonna still - give him a blessing.
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(light theme playing)
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(clucking)
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(rustling)
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(typing)
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(spoon clinks)
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-(sighs) Hey, Dad.
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-Hm.
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Can I join you?
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-Suit yourself.
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-(chair slides out)
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(sighs)
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Um, Tricia and I
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were talking and, um...
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there's no money to hire
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the guys this year, Dad.
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I'm really sorry.
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You know, uh,
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you and your sister
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don't run things.
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Well...
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Tricia suggested that we use
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a custom combine company.
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Tricia is not a farmer.
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True.
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Those Kinley clowns,
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they call me every year. I...
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I can't pay for-for that!
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And on top of what your
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mother's place costs, I...
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- I just can't do it. - I mean...
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I'll figure something out.
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(quiet chatter)
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Oh, hey, Joel! Um...
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Can you stop by
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my office later today?
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-Yeah. Okay. (laughs)
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-Okay.
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Hey, there you are.
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(indistinct)
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-Joel, your neck
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-Hmm.
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is really red.
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Yeah. I think Pastor Deb
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knows about choir practice.
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Shit.
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Well, isn't she,
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like, sort of new?
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- Just tell her the last - pastor said it was okay.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't want...
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-Does this go
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-Mm-hmm.
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all the way around?
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-It goes all over.
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-Oh.
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I'm glad we get
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an actual date night.
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-Sam: Hey, guys.
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This working before work shit
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is not working for me.
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- Oh, I'm sorry. - Did I interrupt something?
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- No, we were just talking - about going to Bull and Bear.
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-Bull and Bear? Gross.
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-(laughs)
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Sure, why not?
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Oh, I guess...
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I guess it's a date then.
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Alright, cool.
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-See you there.
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-Michael: Okay.
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What's up with him?
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Nothing. (sighs)
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What's up with you?
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Ugh. My dad needs help
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with the corn harvest.
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He has no money,
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one good foot.
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How the fuck does he think
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that's gonna work? Jesus.
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Maybe Fred could help you
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over at the Ag College or...
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Oh. That's a great idea.
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I forgot he worked up there.
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-You know your neck's
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-Mm.
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all red, right?
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Gotta go to Wax World,
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see Mindy.
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She's the absolute best.
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I see Mindy at church.
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I don't want her seeing...
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Stop.
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- You know, I don't do it - for Coop. He could care less.
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I do it for me.
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-Alright, done. So how
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-Oh, uh...
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long did that one take?
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Five minutes, 30 seconds.
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Darn.
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Well, guess I'll have to finish
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all of these at home tonight.
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- You know, I'd love to help, - but I gotta...
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- I gotta go by Mary Ann's, - get the meatballs,
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- I gotta go to - RiteSpot Liquors,
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-and I gotta pick up
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-No worries.
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more Sternos, so...
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-I can totally handle this.
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-You got it!
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-We got this, girl!
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-Have a good night.
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(quiet mumbling)
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(rattling)
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(sighs)
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Oh...
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(birds chirping)
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Fred!
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- -Hey. - -There she is. Hi, kid.
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- Alright, Nelson, - I'll see you in lab.
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- I got some nitrifying - bacteria to show you
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That's gonna warp your mind.
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Alright, get outta here.
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See you later, buddy.
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Cute kid. Um...
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Hey...
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Professor... Doctor...
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Fred Rococo.
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-That's right.
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-(laughs)
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Prof. Dr. Fred Rococo.
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- Walk me to class. - I got a second.
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Uh, thanks for meeting
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with me. Um...
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Look, I was wondering if
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there's any kind of...
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Ag program where you could
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send the kids to the farm,
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and they work for free.
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- Always want the kids - to work for free.
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- -Well, they're young. - -I know.
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- Well, my first thought - is field studies,
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- But the problem there is - Professor Jankowski.
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-What's his deal?
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-Wow!
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I cannot believe you
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just assumed he was a man!
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Oh...
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Fuck. Shit, I'm sorry.
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- Well, you're - a good guesser.
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- Women are woefully - underrepresented
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In the agricultural
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sciences.
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- I got you there - for a second, didn't I?
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-You thought I was
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-(laughs) I did.
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going to give a shit.
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-Don't worry about it.
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-Okay.
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Take a deep breath.
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Hi, Professor Rococo.
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- -Professor Dr. Fred Rococo! - -(Sam laughs)
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And Jankowski's deal?
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- He's a prick, but I've - come up with a workaround.
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- An extra credit program - for my grad students.
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- They work your harvest, - and I teach them
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About real-world conditions
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facing independent farmers.
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- It's good for your pops, - and it's good for them.
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-Yeah?
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- Alright, then we're - gonna make it happen.
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Alright, this is me.
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to time it or what?
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Do I know how
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- -Yeah. (laughs) - -Alright. Good to see you.
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- Yeah, you, too. - Thanks, Fred.
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Here you go, Sam.
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-Yeah!
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-Yeah, Rick was the order
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-Rick?!
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ahead of you, so...
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-Oh, shit. I gotta go!
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-(tires screech)
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♪ ♪
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You in some kind
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of rush, fuckbag?
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What the...
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What the fuck's he doing?
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(brakes squeal)
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- -Shit. - -(shuts door)
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(turns off engine)
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Trick or treat, motherfucker.
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(door beeping)
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What the fuck, Rick?
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- -What are you doing out here? - -What? You're following me!
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- That's right. - I'm onto you, dude.
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I know everything.
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Everything!
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- Shit. Don't... - Please don't tell Tricia.
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What the fuck, Rick!
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- What am I supposed to do? - Not tell my sister
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That her husband's
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a fucking drug dealer?
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I... W... Well...
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- Oh my god. What is it? - Is it Oxy? Fentanyl?
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And do not insult me by
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lying to me right now, Rick!
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Uh, it was stupid.
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I just, uh...
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Money's really tight,
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for Shannon's college.
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and-and I gotta pay
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-Oh, fuck you. Just...
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-Stop this right now!
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-I-I swear!
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Otherwise...
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- I swear on - Shannon's life,
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I-I will never sell
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drugs again. I swear.
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Alright, good.
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- But just know that - I'm fuckin' watching you.
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-Do not fuckin' slip.
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-Okay.
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- -Now, move your fuckin' van. - -Okay.
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- And stop your fuckin' crying. - Get in the fuckin' car!
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- -Let's go! I mean... - -Okay. Okay.
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- Jesus Christ, drugs, Rick? - What the fuck were you thinking?
258
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- -I swear! I swear! - -God!
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Okay, thank you.
260
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-Thank you!
261
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-(rock music)
262
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he was gonna shit his pants!
263
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-Sam: Rick looked like
264
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-(laughs)
265
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-(hatchet thuds)
266
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Oh, it was wonderful.
267
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- I basically saved - my sister's marriage.
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Not that she'll
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ever know. Bitch.
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Hey.
271
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Getting a little...
272
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lonely at the table.
273
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Can you come sit with me?
274
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- I gotta pee. - You take my turn.
275
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Wait, I...
276
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(bar chatter)
277
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- -Hey. - -(clears throat)
278
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-This is fun, right? (laughs)
279
00:08:14,335 --> 00:08:15,834
-Yeah.
280
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You know,
281
00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:20,269
- I may just be - overly sensitive,
282
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But is there, like,
283
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some tension here?
284
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'Cause I'm a little...
285
00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:28,101
- socially out of practice - or whatever, and, like,
286
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- If I've been doing anything - that steps on...
287
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(thud)
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Okay.
289
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There's no paper towels,
290
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so I'm just gonna hold it.
291
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You know what?
292
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I'm actually kinda beat,
293
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-so I'm going to take off.
294
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-Stay.
295
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- Come on, - one more drink?
296
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Um...
297
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-Come on. Yes!
298
00:08:48,856 --> 00:08:50,042
-You sure?
299
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Yeah, alright.
300
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,334
Yeah. Fuck it.
301
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- -There we go. - -Good, let's get fucked up.
302
00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:56,417
(Joel laughs)
303
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Mm! Ah!
304
00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,167
Here we go.
305
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Are these for the table?
306
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,352
- -Yeah. - -Sick.
307
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I keep eating these pickles,
308
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,584
but they burn, you know?
309
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Craig?
310
00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,186
-Hey. Hey.
311
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How are you doing?
312
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-Hey, man.
313
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- -Good. - -Good!
314
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Good to see you.
315
00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,792
Do you wanna, uh...
316
00:09:15,876 --> 00:09:17,811
- Do you wanna - join us?
317
00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:19,312
-Yeah. Yeah.
318
00:09:19,336 --> 00:09:20,751
-Yeah! Yeah, grab a seat!
319
00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:22,751
-Craig: Hi.
320
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And, uh, and this is Sam.
321
00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,375
Hello.
322
00:09:27,209 --> 00:09:28,667
Oh hey, Craig.
323
00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:30,561
- Craig just went - through, um,
324
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A really big breakup.
325
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,894
- -Little down on your luck. - -Craig: Yeah.
326
00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:35,249
Looking to get back
327
00:09:35,273 --> 00:09:36,626
in the saddle.
328
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- -Ooh... - -(laughs)
329
00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,519
-Giddy-up.
330
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-(laughs)
331
00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:42,853
- I'd give you a shot, - but we did them all, so...
332
00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,644
-Oh.
333
00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:46,375
I had to sip mine.
334
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,417
-They were really strong.
335
00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:48,415
-Do you drink?
336
00:09:48,439 --> 00:09:49,459
-Uh, yes.
337
00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:50,873
-Alright, well,
338
00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,250
-(Craig laughs)
339
00:09:50,897 --> 00:09:52,334
there's one plus.
340
00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:54,167
(insects chirping)
341
00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,082
-Hey, heading to bed.
342
00:10:01,106 --> 00:10:02,292
-Okay.
343
00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,000
(exhales)
344
00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:10,000
What?
345
00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:14,000
Uh... Tums?
346
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,311
(sighs)
347
00:10:15,335 --> 00:10:16,584
Your-your bedside table.
348
00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:17,959
Okay.
349
00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:25,292
(bar music, chatter)
350
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,542
(laughing)
351
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,834
Um, how do you know Michael?
352
00:10:32,918 --> 00:10:34,000
Taekwondo.
353
00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,019
- -Wow! (laughs) - -Yeah. (laughs)
354
00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,227
Uh, he actually
355
00:10:37,251 --> 00:10:38,375
saved my life.
356
00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:40,895
- Oh yeah? Did you get - kicked upside the head or...
357
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,269
- -No, I choked on a lozenge. - -Oh. I, uh...
358
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,209
Out of my mouth.
359
00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,269
-Popped it right out. Shit.
360
00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:49,292
-Yeah. (laughs) Yeah...
361
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,584
You, uh, done any martial arts?
362
00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:54,125
Not knowingly.
363
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:55,751
(sighs)
364
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,603
Taekwondo is really great,
365
00:10:57,627 --> 00:10:59,417
though, for, uh, flexibility.
366
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,000
Well...
367
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,436
I'm not flexible,
368
00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,834
but I'm a real good sport.
369
00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:06,834
(both laugh)
370
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,728
- I don't know, - I'm just...
371
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,457
-What?
372
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:12,125
tell me you were funny.
373
00:11:10,481 --> 00:11:12,751
-Just, Michael didn't
374
00:11:12,751 --> 00:11:14,042
Oh...
375
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,709
I'm just a little drunk.
376
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,082
(laughs)
377
00:11:17,106 --> 00:11:18,417
You want another beer?
378
00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:21,709
Yeah.
379
00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:24,500
You've got great tits.
380
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,417
Yeah.
381
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,834
(laughs)
382
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:29,959
Do you like soft skin?
383
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:33,042
(birds chirping)
384
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,709
(sighs)
385
00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:37,918
Good morning.
386
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,769
- -Good morning. - -Craig: Hey.
387
00:11:39,876 --> 00:11:41,876
Where are the coffee filters?
388
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,103
Check over on the...
389
00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:44,292
on the left.
390
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,727
- (singing): - Coffee in the morning...
391
00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:48,166
♪ Coffee in the evening,
392
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,626
coffee at suppertime ♪
393
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,394
-(rattling)
394
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,125
they're in this, uh...
395
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,209
-Are you sure
396
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,644
-I'm just seeing
397
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:56,125
-Okay, check down below.
398
00:11:54,668 --> 00:11:56,209
light bulbs and stuff.
399
00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:58,167
Okay. I'm going down!
400
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,352
-Not that low!
401
00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:00,500
-Oh... Well (sighs)...
402
00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:02,249
I was a catcher in middle school
403
00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:03,959
until I threw out my back.
404
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,207
-(Craig grunts)
405
00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:06,417
-(Sam sighs)
406
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,167
(rustling)
407
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,853
- -(grunts) - -Need some help?
408
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,332
No, I-I'm alright.
409
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,751
I got it. (grunts)
410
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,994
- You know, Tricia's got me - helping out at her store.
411
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,332
-She's got that
412
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:17,626
-Yeah.
413
00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:17,709
Crazy Dayz thing.
414
00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,791
If you want, I could swing by,
415
00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:21,918
pick you up, we go together.
416
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,167
I'm not going to that thing.
417
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,227
-Dad, it's important
418
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,250
-Yeah.
419
00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:27,542
to Tricia.
420
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,373
Alright, well, more
421
00:12:29,397 --> 00:12:31,250
toothpick meatballs for me.
422
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,811
-You say they're
423
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:36,250
-Yeah.
424
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:36,334
gonna have meatballs?
425
00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,000
Cheese?
426
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,498
-You know you like
427
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,959
-I love cheese.
428
00:12:39,522 --> 00:12:41,042
that cheese, Dad.
429
00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:44,125
♪ ♪
430
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:52,000
(blender whirring)
431
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,020
-Hope I got the right
432
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,209
-(sloshing)
433
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,834
consistency.
434
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,250
Lumpy is good.
435
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,811
- -Nailed it. - -(laughs)
436
00:13:03,918 --> 00:13:05,499
-(wringing, dripping)
437
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,125
-(both laugh)
438
00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:10,459
Okay...
439
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:11,811
-I just put it on?
440
00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,125
-Mm-hmm.
441
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,751
Hm.
442
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,311
- I've never heard of this. - Is this, like,
443
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:25,124
-scientifically tested?
444
00:13:25,148 --> 00:13:26,876
-(laughs) No.
445
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,665
It's just what my mom did when
446
00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:30,417
I would get my neck thing.
447
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,123
Went through a lot of milk
448
00:13:32,147 --> 00:13:33,792
in middle school.
449
00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:35,707
-Oh god. Kids are the worst.
450
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,584
-(soft laugh)
451
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:38,770
-Can you turn a little?
452
00:13:38,794 --> 00:13:39,918
-Mm.
453
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,918
That's good.
454
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,748
They used to call me
455
00:13:43,772 --> 00:13:45,542
Homo Skeletor.
456
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:47,561
Oh, no. Oh, babe,
457
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:49,542
That is too sad.
458
00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:49,626
that is...
459
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,167
(kisses, sighs)
460
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,144
- -It was sixth grade. - -(laughs)
461
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,978
I shot up to six feet, but
462
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,751
I still weighed 110 pounds.
463
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,728
- I mean, really, - it's kind of clever.
464
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,417
(both laugh)
465
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,626
Joel, just...
466
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:07,667
just talk to Pastor Deb.
467
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,292
It's going to be okay.
468
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,103
It's really not worth
469
00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,876
your skin falling off over.
470
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:16,227
- -I'll even go with you. - -I don't wanna talk about it.
471
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:23,853
How'd I do?
472
00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:25,459
Shines up pretty nice, huh?
473
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,728
- -Hey, she's gonna love it. - -Yeah.
474
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,250
(car pulls up)
475
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:32,792
Well, look who's here.
476
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,186
- Returning your - post driver.
477
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,478
-Hope it worked out
478
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,709
-(car doors shut, open)
479
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,751
okay for you.
480
00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:39,915
-Yep. Sam.
481
00:14:39,939 --> 00:14:41,125
-Sam: Hey, Tim.
482
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:42,709
I'll take that from you.
483
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,292
MJ is gone.
484
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,351
- Well, I mean, she still - lives here, but she's not...
485
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,394
She's not here now.
486
00:14:48,418 --> 00:14:49,459
She, uh...
487
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,353
She went, uh, to do some
488
00:14:51,377 --> 00:14:53,209
camping with some of her...
489
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,959
her girlfriends from, uh,
490
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,811
- from her - reading group.
491
00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:58,124
Well, there's no cell
492
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,375
reception there, so...
493
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:02,374
so we can't call her.
494
00:15:02,398 --> 00:15:03,834
(clears throat)
495
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:05,542
Gotta get back at it.
496
00:15:07,834 --> 00:15:09,167
Okay.
497
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,375
Sam.
498
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,083
Good to see you, Tim.
499
00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:14,459
(car door shuts)
500
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,125
(engine starts)
501
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,707
-(driving away)
502
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:20,000
-Sam: Um...
503
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,498
What kind of
504
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:22,959
story was that?
505
00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,959
Kinda got away from me.
506
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,167
Dad...
507
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,332
Are you embarrassed
508
00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:28,459
because Mom's at rehab?
509
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:29,978
Is that why you're not
510
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,459
leaving the house?
511
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,603
- Ain't nobody's damn - business what goes on here.
512
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,624
MJ and me, we-we're
513
00:15:35,648 --> 00:15:37,584
private people. We...
514
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,790
We don't broadcast
515
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:39,959
our business
516
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,103
or-or take pictures
517
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:42,209
of our meals
518
00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:43,540
or any-any-any
519
00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:44,834
of that nonsense.
520
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:48,873
What if somebody
521
00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:50,083
asked me where she is?
522
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,311
Well, you could
523
00:15:51,335 --> 00:15:52,500
tell a much,
524
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,125
much better lie.
525
00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:55,561
I just don't want her
526
00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:56,959
to be embarrassed
527
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,394
when she comes home.
528
00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,792
comes home at all.
529
00:15:58,418 --> 00:15:59,876
I mean, if she
530
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,083
Where would she go?
531
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:04,478
MJ has always been
532
00:16:04,502 --> 00:16:05,834
a catch. I have...
533
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:07,582
heard about these
534
00:16:07,606 --> 00:16:09,292
rehab places where...
535
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,436
- where people fall madly - in love with each other.
536
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,959
Um, Dad, I can guarantee
537
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,769
that nobody's gonna fall
538
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,542
madly in love with Mom.
539
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,353
Suppose she comes home, and
540
00:16:19,377 --> 00:16:21,125
she stopped her drinking, and...
541
00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:22,665
she realizes that she...
542
00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:24,167
she can do better.
543
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,167
I've let myself go a bit.
544
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,459
Dad...
545
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,873
-There's nobody
546
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:33,250
-(brushing)
547
00:16:31,897 --> 00:16:35,000
better than you.
548
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,042
Huh?
549
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,227
-Who's a big hot fox?
550
00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:39,375
-(grunts)
551
00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:41,584
(both laugh quietly)
552
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:43,832
-Your daddy.
553
00:16:43,856 --> 00:16:44,918
-(laughs) BHF.
554
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,186
-(wolf whistle, laugh)
555
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,417
-Ha!
556
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,769
-You think?
557
00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:50,083
-Oh, I know.
558
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,083
(sighs)
559
00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,834
(video game noises, gunfire)
560
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:58,644
(gasps)
561
00:16:57,334 --> 00:17:00,000
no, no, no, no, no!
562
00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:00,083
Oh, no, no, no,
563
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,686
Rick! Why didn't you wake me up?
564
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,334
I'm supposed to finish all...
565
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,250
(video game noises continue)
566
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:09,959
(clicks tongue)
567
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:18,626
♪ ♪
568
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:24,375
Oh... (laughs)
569
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,584
(laughs)
570
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,040
-(door bell rings)
571
00:17:28,064 --> 00:17:29,167
-Hey, Shannon.
572
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,186
- So, I guess that - explains the graffiti.
573
00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:33,310
- -I'm so proud of you, Tricia. - -What are you talking about?
574
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,018
- So, you got your gay - pride window display,
575
00:17:35,042 --> 00:17:37,059
- And then a couple of - homophobic jerkoffs come by
576
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,101
- And tag it with a couple - of cocks. It's not right.
577
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,852
- No, no, no, no, no. - That's a Kansas rainbow.
578
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,207
-That's not... that's
579
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:43,584
-Oh, I don't see that.
580
00:17:42,231 --> 00:17:43,667
not a gay rainbow.
581
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,959
Is there?
582
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,728
- -No. - -Shannon!
583
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,270
Grab anything "Wizard
584
00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:50,751
of Oz" in the store. Now.
585
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,060
- I can hear you. Stop it. - Your joy makes me angry!
586
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,476
- -(whispers): Sorry I said cocks. - -(laughs)
587
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,185
- You know, you know, - that's what they were.
588
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,643
- I need you to go to - the back room and find
589
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,417
Go, go, go, quick!
590
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,977
- -Y'all need any help? - -Tricia! They're everywhere.
591
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,768
- You're not as funny - as you think you are!
592
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,832
- -Stop. I don't know. - -What is she talking about?
593
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,834
Oh, hey, Joel. Um...
594
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,769
I missed you at
595
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,334
the food pantry.
596
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,478
Yeah, sorry.
597
00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:17,584
I was busy with...
598
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:19,876
I didn't come.
599
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:20,936
Well, I'll just cut
600
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
right to the chase.
601
00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:24,000
I wanted to talk to you
602
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,602
about being a lay minister
603
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,167
for the church.
604
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,667
(laughs)
605
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,874
I was watching yesterday,
606
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,042
how you talked to Brice.
607
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,478
You have a gift, Joel.
608
00:18:37,502 --> 00:18:38,876
You really do.
609
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,353
-Thank you.
610
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,792
to welcome me here.
611
00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:41,876
-You were the first person
612
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,582
And since then, I have
613
00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:45,334
really come to rely on you
614
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,375
and trust you.
615
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,145
If you feel like
616
00:18:50,169 --> 00:18:51,876
this might be a calling,
617
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:53,250
think on it.
618
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:55,459
No presh. (laughs)
619
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,792
Honestly...
620
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,042
it might be a calling, but...
621
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,375
(keys jingling)
622
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,417
I can't.
623
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,876
I lied to you.
624
00:19:15,459 --> 00:19:17,667
I've been lying to you.
625
00:19:17,751 --> 00:19:20,000
♪ ♪
626
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,459
(store chatter)
627
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,662
- -(door bell rings) - -Hi, welcome to Tender Moments.
628
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:24,749
Here's a tiny pillow
629
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:25,834
with some lavender.
630
00:19:25,918 --> 00:19:27,769
- You got a kitten, - they'll love it.
631
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,417
(inhales)
632
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,709
(door bell rings)
633
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:34,915
Oh! Holy shit,
634
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:36,250
Dad, you came!
635
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:37,584
And in a suit?
636
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,415
Yeah, well, I bought it
637
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,209
a while back, uh, on sale.
638
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:42,290
-It's for when I die.
639
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,334
-(laughs)
640
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:44,894
- Smart getting a second - wearing out of it.
641
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,394
- I also came up - with a good story
642
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,561
In case anybody asked
643
00:19:47,585 --> 00:19:48,667
me about Mary Jo.
644
00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:49,876
(clears throat)
645
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,936
- (quietly): - She's visiting her sister.
646
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,186
- -Heh? - -(laughs)
647
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,686
-That's good!
648
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:56,125
-Yeah.
649
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,209
I'd buy that!
650
00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:57,790
-(Muzak playing on PA)
651
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,417
-(penny rolling)
652
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,375
(rolling continues)
653
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,876
(penny falls in)
654
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:16,083
(Muzak continues)
655
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,292
(tapping on glass)
656
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,751
♪ ♪
657
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,060
- Oh yeah. These shitty - little drinks
658
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,728
- Go right to your head, - don't they?
659
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:42,459
(laughter)
660
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,540
-(door bell rings)
661
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,584
to Tender Moments.
662
00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:44,667
-Oh, hi. Welcome
663
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:45,686
Would you like
664
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,751
and some lavender?
665
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:46,834
a tiny pillow
666
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:47,853
-Thank you.
667
00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:48,918
-Here you go.
668
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,477
- Chamber of Commerce - is here.
669
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:53,167
Reshma! Hi! Hey, um,
670
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,083
thank you for coming. (laughs)
671
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,019
- -It's really bad. - -Huh?
672
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,102
- It's wine. It was - so crowded at Poppy's.
673
00:20:59,209 --> 00:21:00,834
It's hardly noticeable. It...
674
00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:02,810
- You know what? White wine - can get out red wine.
675
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,518
- It's actually... - I know it sounds crazy,
676
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:05,852
- -but it... - -Tricia: Sam, I don't think...
677
00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:07,811
- No, no, no, it works. - Just gimme a second.
678
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,394
- You just take - the little napkins,
679
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,894
- Get the white wine, - put it in there...
680
00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:12,332
-Oh, Sam,
681
00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:13,792
-There you go.
682
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,876
just please be careful!
683
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:15,167
Yeah. Oh yeah.
684
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,394
Mm, here it goes.
685
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:17,584
Yeah... Oh.
686
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,269
- -(groans) - -All gone.
687
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,269
- -Wow! - -Yeah.
688
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,978
Yeah, just a little trick
689
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,626
uh, bartending days.
690
00:21:24,002 --> 00:21:25,709
I learned from my,
691
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,186
So, have fun.
692
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,709
It's a really cool party.
693
00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,542
Love your Oz rainbow.
694
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,751
(exhales)
695
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,853
-We did it.
696
00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:43,334
-(laughs)
697
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,352
- I don't deserve - you,
chica.
698
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:47,834
Hey.
699
00:21:48,751 --> 00:21:50,167
I'm taking this candle.
700
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,250
Dad took cheese.
701
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,415
Tricia:
702
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,542
Um...
703
00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:56,853
Just, you know,
704
00:21:56,877 --> 00:21:58,125
I mean... (laughs)
705
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,332
-Thanks.
706
00:22:01,356 --> 00:22:02,709
-Yeah, you're welcome.
707
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,292
This is your last pillow.
708
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,227
- -Tricia: You want it? - -I farted on it.
709
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:09,478
-(laughs)
710
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:10,667
-Disgusting.
711
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,019
- -(door bell rings) - -Rick?
712
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,353
Will you do something
713
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,626
with all that food?
714
00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,542
Yeah. (sighs)
715
00:22:18,626 --> 00:22:19,895
Garbage bags
716
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:21,209
are in the back.
717
00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:27,375
♪ ♪
718
00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:30,375
(sighs)
719
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,918
(echoing horn)
720
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,083
(insects chirping)
721
00:22:39,584 --> 00:22:43,042
(rummaging)
722
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,709
(clattering)
723
00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:48,042
(lid clangs)
724
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,125
(echoing horn)
725
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,123
(whispers): Oh no.
726
00:22:58,147 --> 00:22:59,500
No, no, no, no, no, no.
727
00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:01,459
No... no...
728
00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:06,542
♪ Everybody loves somebody ♪
729
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,959
♪
Sometimes ♪
730
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,894
♪ Everybody falls
731
00:23:10,918 --> 00:23:12,792
in love somehow ♪
732
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,834
♪ Something in your kiss ♪
733
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:20,250
♪ Just told me ♪
734
00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:23,417
♪ My sometimes ♪
735
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,626
♪ Is now ♪
736
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,667
♪ Everybody finds somebody ♪
737
00:23:29,751 --> 00:23:32,417
♪
Some place ♪
738
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,457
♪ There's no telling
739
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,459
where love may appear ♪
740
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,375
♪ Something in my heart ♪
741
00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:44,042
♪ Keeps saying ♪
742
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,918
♪ My someplace ♪
743
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,626
♪ Is here ♪
744
00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:52,959
♪ If I had it in ♪
745
00:23:53,042 --> 00:23:55,834
♪ My power ♪
746
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:58,500
♪ I'd arrange for every girl ♪
747
00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:00,918
♪ To have your charm ♪
748
00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:04,709
♪
Then every minute ♪
749
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:07,626
♪ Every hour ♪
750
00:24:07,709 --> 00:24:09,145
♪ Every boy would
751
00:24:09,169 --> 00:24:10,626
find what I found ♪
752
00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:12,834
♪ In your arms... ♪
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