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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,166 --> 00:00:09,125 (police siren whooping) 2 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:10,875 (brakes creak) 3 00:00:10,958 --> 00:00:14,083 (police radio chatter) 4 00:00:21,041 --> 00:00:23,583 -What did he do? -Dealing fentanyl. 5 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,250 Really? 6 00:00:26,416 --> 00:00:27,750 Hey, what's up, Sam? 7 00:00:27,833 --> 00:00:29,791 -Hey, Drew. -(car door shuts) 8 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:33,208 (whimsical theme playing) 9 00:00:33,291 --> 00:00:34,791 (screen door opens) 10 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:38,000 (keys rattle) 11 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,458 (door shuts) 12 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,333 Hey. 13 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:46,500 -Hi. Good morning. Drive. -Good morning. 14 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:49,291 Sam: I am amped the fuck up! 15 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:53,458 I have been racking my brain, trying to figure out 16 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:56,000 why the fuck was Rick at choir practice? 17 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,166 Anyone can go to choir practice. 18 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,125 Ah, that dumb fuck. No fucking way 19 00:01:00,208 --> 00:01:03,375 he'd show up there on his own. No fuckin' way! 20 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,208 You know, I was over Tricia's house, and he's laying around, 21 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:08,458 playing games like he always fucking does, 22 00:01:08,541 --> 00:01:10,833 and I see something sticking out of his pants, and I'm like 23 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,125 -what the fuck is that? -(laughs) 24 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:16,083 And it was a big old fuckin' wad of fuckin' cash! 25 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,875 Well, sounds like business is good. Great. 26 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,333 That motherfucker doesn't have two nickels to rub together. 27 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,458 His allowance is like, I don't know, 30 bucks a week or something. 28 00:01:24,541 --> 00:01:26,916 -Oh. That is small. -Yeah, 29 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,791 so how the fuck does he have all that money 30 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:32,333 in his fuckin' pants, and what the fuck is it fuckin' for? 31 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:33,875 Huh? 32 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:36,666 Think about it. Think about it. 33 00:01:37,791 --> 00:01:39,166 -Okay. -Drugs. 34 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:41,000 -Oh. (laughs) -Yeah. 35 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,791 -Really? -It's everywhere, man. 36 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,791 Oh my god, pull in here. 37 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,208 Joel: Oh, Randy's working! 38 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:49,916 -Randy: Hey, Joel. -Hey. 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,125 Oh. Hey, Sam. I didn't see you there. Uh, hang on a sec. 40 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,791 Oh no, that's okay. If I have any more coffee, 41 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,791 -my heart's gonna explode. Now, Joel-- -(laughs) 42 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,791 So, uh, when'd you two start hanging out. 43 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,500 Oh. Well, um, okay, 44 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:02,083 -you know I work at-- -It's not the time, Joel. Joel, Joel, Joel. 45 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:03,208 Sorry, Randy. We have to go. 46 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,958 -Okay. No problem. -Sam: Thank you. Okay. 47 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,291 -Pull over there by the dumpster. -Say hi to Tammy. (laughs) 48 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:12,541 (shifts into park) 49 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:14,750 Oh my god! Are we buying drugs? 50 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,541 No! 51 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,333 Well, it's just that you had me park by a dumpster, 52 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:19,750 and you're talking about all this stuff-- 53 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:23,125 Joel, Rick is selling drugs. 54 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:25,875 What? No. Rick-Rick? Are you sure? 55 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:27,708 Well, if he is, I'm gonna cut his dick off. 56 00:02:27,791 --> 00:02:30,666 That's Shannon's dad! Fuck. 57 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,166 Look, he stops here every morning. 58 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,750 He's a very predictable dude. 59 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:35,125 At least, I thought he was. 60 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,166 You know, I've stalked people online, 61 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,666 but I haven't stalked anybody in person in, 62 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:39,833 like, since high school, 63 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,041 so this is kinda exciting for me. (laughs) 64 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:44,375 -Sam: Oh, that's him! Get down! -Joel: Oh god. 65 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,333 -Joel: Huh! -Sam: Ew, that's your bottom! 66 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,375 Joel: (laughs) This is so intense! 67 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:49,958 Don't sniff! 68 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:54,333 (whimsical music) 69 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:02,666 (inaudible sigh) 70 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:09,916 Woman: (laughs) It looks like Toto! 71 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:17,166 Couldn't it be like a gambling problem or something? 72 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:20,666 No. Rick is way too unlucky. To his credit, he knows it. 73 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,125 Oh my god, embezzling. 74 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:24,208 Joel, I've given this a lot of thought. 75 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,458 It has to be drugs. 76 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:27,250 Why else would Rick be at choir practice 77 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,583 -if it wasn't to move some fucking product? -I really don't think 78 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:32,166 anyone there would be buying... Oh my god. 79 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,291 -What? -Oh shit, shit, shit. 80 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:34,500 He's stopping. He's pulling over! 81 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,500 -He's pulling over! -He can't see me! 82 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:37,958 -Okay. Okay. -Okay, just be cool. 83 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:40,666 Pull a casual U-turn and park where you can have eyes on him. 84 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,750 What's a casual U-turn? 85 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,291 I can't be casual about breaking the law. 86 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:46,000 -Joel, just turn around and park! -Okay, okay! 87 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:49,500 Joel, park over there! 88 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,458 -Oh, I don't like that spot-- -Joel, park the fucking car! 89 00:03:52,541 --> 00:03:54,041 I like to have shade! 90 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,875 Sam: Oh my god, Joel! 91 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:57,750 Oh, Jesus Christ. 92 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:59,083 All clear. 93 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:00,875 -(Joel sighs) -(chair thuds) 94 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:04,375 Sam: Oh my god. This is some shady fuckin' shit. 95 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,541 (mechanical whirring) 96 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,666 -Oh my god. -What? 97 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,708 -What? -It's Bill Baker. 98 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,458 Sam: Who's Bill Baker? 99 00:04:11,541 --> 00:04:14,208 Joel: Bill Baker, the chainsaw artist. He's a genius. 100 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:17,000 His beaver is installed in Town Hall. 101 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,416 -That's pretty cool. -What's he making? 102 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,708 -(chainsaw whirring) -Excuse me. 103 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:27,166 -I'm a birder. (laughs) -What are the chances? 104 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,291 -(whirring) -Wait, gimme those. 105 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:33,666 -But I'm-- I'm using them right now, but... -Just give them. 106 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:38,875 -Joel: What is it? -Sam: Okay. Okay, no, no, no. 107 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,833 -Get out your phone. -Joel: Oh. 108 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,166 And get ready to hit record 109 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,625 as soon as shit starts going down. 110 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,875 Copy that. 111 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:51,583 Sam: You gonna get a little hot dog? You sick fuck. Oh yeah. 112 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:55,041 -How am I gonna know when shit is starting to go down. -Oh, you're gonna know. 113 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,583 (chainsaw whirring) 114 00:04:57,666 --> 00:05:00,083 -(sighs) -But how? 115 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,458 Tricia: I just saw Poppy's new window display. 116 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:04,708 They have a Toto in a little raincoat. 117 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:07,000 I know. I saw it. I freaked out. 118 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,750 -It's disarmingly adorable. -Well, 119 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,375 we are gonna fight 120 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:12,541 fire with fire. 121 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:15,708 (whirring) 122 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:22,208 He hasn't moved for 40 fuckin' minutes. 123 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:25,333 Maybe he just loves chainsaw art. 124 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:28,708 -Joel... -I mean, who doesn't? 125 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:32,208 Man, I'm really starting to crash from all that caffeine. 126 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:34,500 I could use, like, a little snack or... 127 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,083 (chainsaw continues) 128 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,750 I might have something in the winter survival kit. 129 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:40,916 -Oh. -Like an old granola bar. 130 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,041 -Mm, I love an old granola bar. -(laughs) 131 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,375 Hit me. 132 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:48,875 One time, I drove off the road during this crazy blizzard. 133 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:50,291 You don't even wanna know 134 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:53,333 -the things I had to do to get through. -Um, yes, I do! 135 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:55,166 (laughs) 136 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,916 -No. -Come on, just tell me one little thing. 137 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,500 -No. -What, did you, um... 138 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:05,250 take yourself a little cup... 139 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,708 take your little, or big... 140 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:09,750 -(laughs) -...penis out, 141 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,541 fill up that cup 142 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,250 with some wee-wee? 143 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,208 ♪ I gotta drink my wee-wee ♪ 144 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:20,333 -(singing): Oh no... Oh no... -Why would I have to drink my own urine 145 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:23,291 during a snowstorm? There was plenty of water to drink. 146 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:25,291 ♪ Drink, drink, drink my wee-wee ♪ 147 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,125 ♪ Oh no ♪ 148 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:29,125 -(singing): I gotta drink it. -Drink it! 149 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,083 -Drink it! -Uh, drink it! Oh, fuck! 150 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:33,000 -Where's Rick? Fuck. We gotta... -Oh right. 151 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,416 -This is serious. Pay attention. -Right. Okay. 152 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,000 (whirring) 153 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:40,875 -What do you wanna sing at choir practice tonight? -Oh, shit. 154 00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:43,750 God, I don't know. 155 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,583 -There's so many solid gold options. -Yeah. 156 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,125 Maybe you could do a rocker. 157 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,250 I don't know. It's only my second time. It just, uh... 158 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,875 I don't wanna go too crazy. 159 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:55,583 How about, like, a little Air Supply? 160 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,041 Or maybe something more classic? 161 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,458 -What's more classic than Air Supply? -That's a good point. 162 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:01,833 -(laughs) -But are we All Out Of Love, 163 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,500 or are we Lost In Love? 164 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,833 Or are we Making Love... 165 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:09,125 Both: Out Of Nothing At All? (laughs) 166 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:14,208 ♪ ♪ 167 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,333 -Tricia: It's cute, right? -Charity: It's so cute. 168 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:35,875 -(laughs) -Tricia: So cute! 169 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:39,000 (laughs) Come on! 170 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:42,208 (birds chirping) 171 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:46,500 -(Beethoven's Fifth ringtone) -Fuck! (sighs) 172 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,541 -(Sam sighs) -(Joel laughs) 173 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,333 -Hi, Mom. -MJ (on phone): Your father wants to know 174 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:52,791 if you're coming home for the barbecue. 175 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,000 I'm making my egg salad... 176 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,541 Oh, you know what? I got a lot going on today, Mom. 177 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:01,875 Um, actually, I-I gotta go. Bye. 178 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,416 Are we still gonna be tailing Rick then? 179 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,000 -'Cause I have some stuff. -(sighs) 180 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:07,000 No, he'll be at my parents' house. 181 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,333 Well, then you gotta be there. 182 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:11,000 No. I have better things to do. 183 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,833 Saturdays are actually pretty big for me. 184 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:16,666 -Oh really? You got, like, a Saturday ritual? -I do. 185 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:19,458 -Oh! -I like to sit down and write out a list 186 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,750 of goals for the week, and... 187 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,708 then, of course, I write down a list of accomplishments 188 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,083 -for the previous week and stuff like that. -Oh my god! 189 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,375 -That's so amazing! -Yeah. (laughs) 190 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:30,750 I don't do any of that. 191 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:33,166 I like to lay around, drinking wine in my underwear. 192 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,875 -Oh. Hm... -It's pretty fuckin' great. 193 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,083 Hm. 194 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,166 "Hm" what? 195 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,750 I don't know. 196 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:46,375 Just... sounds a little lonely. 197 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:51,375 Yeah, well, it works for me. 198 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,458 Okay. 199 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:55,750 And what do you do with your Saturdays? 200 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,333 Like church outreach stuff mostly. 201 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:04,166 I do ESL, I do youth group mentoring. 202 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,458 Today, we're packing up, uh, 203 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:09,416 donations from the canned good and toiletry drive. 204 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,625 Then, I'm gonna set up for choir practice. 205 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:14,291 Every other weekend, I have this volunteer gig 206 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,375 at the pediatric clinic. 207 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:19,125 And then, I do sometimes do clowning 208 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:22,375 -for the kids in the hospital. -(laughs) Jesus. 209 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:25,500 You do so much stuff. 210 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,875 Eh. I just... 211 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,375 try to keep busy, 212 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:33,291 -make sure that the terror doesn't creep in. -(both laugh) 213 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:36,083 (gasps) Rick is on the move. He's on the move! 214 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:37,541 -Well, fuck, let's go! -Oh. 215 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:40,125 -Okay. Um... -(starts car) 216 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:43,166 ♪ ♪ 217 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,250 Sam: Fuck. 218 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,333 Just keep three cars between us, okay? 219 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:47,958 But there aren't any other cars. 220 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,833 Alright, well, then hang back. 221 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,250 -Joel... -Oh wait, I'm just gonna let this guy go. 222 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:55,625 Sam: Joel, no, no, no! Go around, or we're gonna lose him! 223 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,208 Joel: Well, no. I can't go around. 224 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:58,833 -Joel-- -What about oncoming traffic? 225 00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:01,583 You just said that there were no other cars, Joel! Hit it! 226 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:04,250 -No... No. It's too risky! -No, no, no! Hit it! Go! 227 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,791 It's not risky! You can't hesitate! 228 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:06,791 Just pull up and go around. 229 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,541 -You can do it! -Don't hesitate. 230 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,750 Both: Don't hesitate. Don't hesitate. 231 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:11,833 Hit it! 232 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:13,833 -(engine revving) -Joel: Oh... no! 233 00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:15,875 -I'm sorry, I hesitated. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Joel! 234 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,583 Joel, we're gonna lose him! Go! Go! Go! 235 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:20,041 -Don't hesitate! Just go! -Joel: Oh god! Ah! 236 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,958 -Ah! Car! There's a car! -Ah! Go! Go! Go! 237 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:23,375 -(honking) -(screaming) 238 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:26,333 -Oh god! (laughing) -You did it! You did it! You did it! 239 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:29,375 -You did it! (laughs) -Oh, that was scary and fun! 240 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,541 -(laughs) -Sam: Oh no! 241 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,958 -Oh no, no, no, where's Rick? -God, where is he? 242 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:38,291 -Fuck, we lost him. Fuck... -(ringtone) 243 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,000 (sighs) 244 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,500 -Hi, honey. -Michael (on phone): Where are you? 245 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,125 -I thought we were getting lunch. -Oh, I'm sorry. 246 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,208 I'm just helping Sam out with something. 247 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:47,541 Michael: What does she need help with? 248 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:49,458 Just some music and stuff for tonight. 249 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:52,333 -Michael: Okay. Joel? Have fun with Sam. -Wha-- 250 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:56,708 -Michael says hi. -Sam: Really? 251 00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:58,916 (tractor rumbling) 252 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:04,541 (trailer rattling) 253 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,708 (sighs) 254 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:11,750 ♪ ♪ 255 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,958 (birds chirping) 256 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,416 Ed: Ah. What is this, a leap year? 257 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,666 How did we get to be so lucky? 258 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,375 Hey, Dad. 259 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:40,916 What's Rick doing on the grill? 260 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,625 Eh, I figured I'd let him burn the chicken for a change. 261 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:45,833 (bottles clink) 262 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,750 Are you ladies ready? 263 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,416 -(strumming guitar) -No, Dad... 264 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,625 ♪ I get my kisses in the meadow ♪ 265 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:08,500 ♪ He gets his kisses by the stream... ♪ 266 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:13,083 ♪ I get my kisses from my baby ♪ 267 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,541 ♪ I get 'em on the count of one, two, three ♪ 268 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,250 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 269 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:22,125 ♪ He gets them on the count of one, two, three... ♪ 270 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,916 (stops playing) 271 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,916 -(kissing) -(laughs) 272 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,625 -MJ: Hey, Sam. -Sam: Hi, Mom. 273 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,750 (door opens) 274 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,375 -You want another cold one? -(door shuts) 275 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,833 Nah... 276 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:44,833 (plastic crinkling) 277 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:46,458 Pastor Deb: I want chips and salsa 278 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:49,166 and a frozen margarita for dinner. Is that so wrong? 279 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:52,041 No, that is so right, Pastor Deb. 280 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,958 Emmet? Margs? 281 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,250 -Okay. -Joel: Okay, great. 282 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,291 You two go on ahead. I'm gonna stay behind though 283 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,375 because I wanna work on some new choir music. 284 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:03,208 Oh. Right. 285 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,041 I can't wait to hear it. 286 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:08,958 Yeah, it's a really great essay, Shan. I love it. 287 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:12,250 And that stuff about you and Grandpa with the popcorn garden? 288 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,000 -(laughs) -Hit me right in the heart. So sweet. 289 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,250 I didn't know that you asked Sam to help with your essay. 290 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,041 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's her job. 291 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:19,958 Yeah, I know it's her job, 292 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,916 but I was accepted everywhere 293 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 I applied to, so... 294 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,500 You know, why don't you ask your mom 295 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:27,958 to help you with that community service part 296 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,875 -you've been struggling with. -I'd be happy to! Scooch. 297 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,916 It'll be great. (sighs) 298 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,250 And I am gonna go check on Mom 299 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:37,083 and see what's going on with that egg salad situation. 300 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,208 -You're doing it wrong. -Just the one paragraph? 301 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,875 -Yeah. -Now, honey, right off the bat, 302 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,583 I don't like this typeface. 303 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,000 What the fuck? Oh, 304 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,416 you dumb little fuck-nut. What the fuck are you doing? 305 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,833 What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck is he doing... 306 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,583 -What are you doing? -Oh my god! Uh, nothing! 307 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:06,291 I was just, um-- Oh god. I'm a little cold. 308 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,041 Huh. Well, you can't be that cold. You're sweating. 309 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,083 Yeah, well, I run hot. You know that. 310 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:15,166 I thought you just said that you were cold. 311 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,166 I did. I was. Now, I'm not. 312 00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:21,000 Excuse me. 313 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,916 Okay... 314 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,875 (pouring liquid) 315 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:47,291 Rick: I think we're good. I got my sous chef. 316 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,958 Tricia: Don't burn it. 317 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,833 Dad'll make fun of you forever. 318 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:56,250 (country music playing on stereo) 319 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,333 Wouldn't you be more comfortable at the table? 320 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,125 Eh, too comfortable where I am. 321 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,458 I guess so. You haven't moved all day. 322 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:05,458 Hey, I just got a call. I gotta run. Busted heat pump. 323 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:07,458 -Babe, it's family time. -I know, 324 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:10,083 but it's my weekend on. Hey, hon! I gotta go. (clicks tongue) 325 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,666 Shannon: Bye, Dad. 326 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,333 (sighs) 327 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,958 (music continues) 328 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,166 (sighs) 329 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,541 Mom! 330 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,666 -There's shells in here, Mom! -Well, eat around them. 331 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,166 Anybody want s'mores? 332 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,958 -(flame roars) -(screaming) 333 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,000 -Tricia: Shannon! Are you okay? -I'm good. I'm okay. 334 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,875 (roaring, lid clangs) 335 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,458 Mom! What were you thinking? 336 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,833 Shannon could've really been hurt! 337 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,583 It was an honest mistake. 338 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:54,500 -Don't make such a federal case. -God, Mom, you're wasted! 339 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,000 -(indistinct arguing) -Ed: Everybody just calm-- Ah! 340 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,625 -Ah! Ow! -Sam: Dad! 341 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,000 -What happened? -My foot must've fallen asleep. 342 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,208 Don't blame that on me! He shouldn't have been standing 343 00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:05,791 -behind the car. -You ran over Dad? 344 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,291 His foot. Don't be so dramatic. 345 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,041 I-I'm fine. Everyone just stop it, alright? 346 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,708 Everybody here drinks like fishes, 347 00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:13,458 and I can't have one little drink. 348 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:16,041 Yeah, no, Mom. You can't, apparently, have one drink. 349 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:19,708 Everybody's always picking on me! 350 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:23,041 -Dad, are you okay? -Yeah, I-I'll be alright. Yeah, I'm fine. 351 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,875 Family, huh? 352 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,041 Oh. 353 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,000 -It sucks. -(door shuts) 354 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,791 Tricia: Get your stuff. I wanna go. Let's go. We're leaving. 355 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,708 -Sam: Tricia! -You know what, Sam? 356 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,833 I'm tired of dealing with it. It's your turn. 357 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,958 (footsteps receding) 358 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,333 (door shuts) 359 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:46,416 (insects chirping) 360 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,166 (harp playing) 361 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,250 (quiet chatter) 362 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,416 (coughing) 363 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,875 Hey, kid. Oh, thank god you're here. 364 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,500 -Oh, hey, Fred. -You okay? 365 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,708 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 366 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,708 You know what the Rock always says? 367 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:13,416 -I don't. -Control the controllables. 368 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,208 -What does that mean? -It means you're here, you got yourself a drink, 369 00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:19,500 there's a microphone. Come on. We need you. 370 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,041 -Okay. -Yeah? 371 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,250 -Yeah. -You ready to give these kids a treat? 372 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,291 -Sure. -Jeez, we're doing great, but we need the energy a little up, 373 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,208 and I know you can bring it. I know you can bring it. 374 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,750 -I'm excited. Alright? Let 'er rip! Let 'er rip! -Alright, let it rip. 375 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,875 (harp playing stops) 376 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:37,458 -Fred: Alright, give it up for Judy's magic fingers! -(applause) 377 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:40,291 Wonderful! Alright, thank you. 378 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,500 Alright, we got one more to go, 379 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,750 and you are in for a treat, kiddos, 380 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,500 because here she is, our very own 381 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,291 Little Miss Sampire! 382 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,916 -(laughs) -Come on, Sammy! 383 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,916 -(applause, cheering) -Come on, Sammy. 384 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,500 -Change the vibe in here, please. -Okay. (laughs) 385 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:01,000 Okay... 386 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,583 You guys'll know it. 387 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:09,916 (whistling) 388 00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:13,708 Crowd: Woo! 389 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,833 ♪ Didn't I make you feel ♪ 390 00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:17,791 (cheering) 391 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:21,000 ♪ Like you were the only ♪ 392 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,500 ♪ Man ♪ 393 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,208 Fred: Yeah! Yes! 394 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,791 -(musicians start playing) -♪ Yeah, didn't I give you nearly everything ♪ 395 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,958 ♪ That a woman possibly can ♪ 396 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:31,958 ♪ Honey, you know I did! ♪ 397 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,500 ♪ And each time I tell myself ♪ 398 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,041 ♪ That I think I've had enough ♪ 399 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,416 ♪ And now, I'm gonna show you, baby ♪ 400 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,625 ♪ That a woman can be tough ♪ 401 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,958 ♪ I want you to come on ♪ 402 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:48,125 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 403 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,541 ♪ Come on and ♪ 404 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:50,750 ♪ Take it ♪ 405 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:54,375 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 406 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,708 ♪ Oh shit! Break it ♪ 407 00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:59,958 ♪ Break another little piece of my heart now, darling ♪ 408 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,750 ♪ Yeah ♪ 409 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,208 Come on! 410 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:06,958 ♪ Have a little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 411 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,958 ♪ You know you've got it ♪ 412 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:14,291 ♪ 'Cause it makes you feel good ♪ 413 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,958 -(crowd cheering) -Hi, Fred Rococo. 414 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,291 -Come here! -Really? 415 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,833 ♪ You're out on the street ♪ 416 00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:23,666 ♪ Looking good! ♪ 417 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,625 ♪ But, baby, deep down in your heart ♪ 418 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,375 ♪ You gotta know that shit ain't right ♪ 419 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:32,500 ♪ Never, never, never, never, never hear me ♪ 420 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,250 ♪ When I cry, when I cry at night ♪ 421 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,958 ♪ And, honey, I cry all the time ♪ 422 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,083 ♪ And each time I tell myself ♪ 423 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,041 ♪ That I can't stand the pain ♪ 424 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,166 ♪ Oh, when you hold me in your arms ♪ 425 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,750 ♪ And I sing it once again ♪ 426 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:51,208 ♪ I want you to come on ♪ 427 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,750 ♪ Come on ♪ 428 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,708 ♪ Come on, come on... ♪ 429 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:58,708 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 430 00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:01,375 ♪ Come on, yeah! ♪ 431 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,666 ♪ Take it! ♪ 432 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,375 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 433 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,375 Sing it with me! 434 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:08,833 ♪ Oh, break it! ♪ 435 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,541 ♪ Break another little piece of my heart now ♪ 436 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,791 ♪ Darling, yeah ♪ 437 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,583 -What? -Have a...! 438 00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:17,458 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now ♪ 439 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,083 ♪ Baby ♪ 440 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:21,833 ♪ You know you've got it ♪ 441 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:25,458 ♪ Does it make you feel good? ♪ 442 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:28,291 (cheering, applause) 443 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,791 (music crescendos, ends) 444 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:35,041 (cheering, applause continue) 445 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,541 Killed it. Killed it. You got it. 446 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,125 Yeah! 447 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,833 Yeah! Sammy! 448 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,916 (poignant music) 449 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,166 ♪ ♪ 450 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,833 (applause, chatter fade out) 451 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:16,125 (insects chirping) 452 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:25,041 (tinkering) 453 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,500 You should rest that foot, Dad. 454 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,791 Farm doesn't take care of itself. 455 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:44,000 There's work to do. 456 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,083 You need to talk to her. 457 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:55,541 About going to rehab, Dad. 458 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,958 You're as crazy as your sister. 459 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,458 Rehab. 460 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:02,250 -What are we, movie stars? -Dad... 461 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,958 So, she drinks too much sometimes. 462 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,875 We all do it. That's not a crime. 463 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,083 You brought the beer. 464 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:11,291 Yeah. 465 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,791 But, this is different. 466 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,791 She ran over your foot. 467 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,250 She could've really hurt Shannon up there. 468 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,916 Dad, I mean... 469 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,125 what's next? 470 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:29,166 Look, if you girls wanna talk to her... 471 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,375 She's not gonna listen to us. 472 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,291 MJ and me, we've known each other 473 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:39,416 since we were 15 years old. You... 474 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,333 (sighs) You're with somebody that long, 475 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:44,666 you-you stop being separate people. You become... 476 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,250 some kinda... 477 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,458 four-legged creature. 478 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:53,333 She's my other half. 479 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,416 -I'd sooner cut off my arm than harm her. -I know. 480 00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:03,958 That's why it has to be you, Dad. 481 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:26,333 (dramatic music) 482 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:30,166 (inaudible) 483 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:55,375 (insects chirping) 484 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:58,750 ("Making Love Out of Nothing at All" by Air Supply) 485 00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:09,875 ♪ ♪ 486 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,291 ♪ I know just how to whisper ♪ 487 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:20,083 ♪ And I know just how to cry ♪ 488 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:23,541 ♪ I know just where to find the answers ♪ 489 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:27,250 ♪ And I know just how to lie ♪ 490 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:30,583 ♪ I know just how to fake it ♪ 491 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:34,375 ♪ And I know just how to scheme ♪ 492 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,500 ♪ I know just when to face the truth ♪ 493 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:41,333 ♪ And then I know just when to dream ♪ 494 00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:44,833 ♪ And I know just where to touch you ♪ 495 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:48,583 ♪ And I know just what to prove ♪ 496 00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:51,875 ♪ I know when to pull you closer ♪ 497 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:55,416 ♪ And I know when to let you loose ♪ 498 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,958 ♪ And I know the night is fading ♪ 499 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:02,375 ♪ And I know the time's gonna fly ♪ 500 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:06,083 ♪ And I never gotta tell you everything I gotta tell ♪ 501 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:09,583 ♪ But I know I gotta give it a try ♪ 502 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:13,083 ♪ And I know the roads to riches ♪ 503 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:16,708 ♪ And I know the ways to fame ♪ 504 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:20,083 ♪ I know all the rules, and then I know how to break 'em ♪ 505 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:23,583 ♪ And I always know the name of the game ♪ 506 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,750 ♪ But, I don't know how to leave you... ♪ 37500

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