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- So... I have some news.
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Ryan and I got engaged
late June.
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- So, just after Matt.
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- We both realized
that life is short.
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Why wait?
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- You know, you can get
another husband.
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I can't just get
another brother.
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- This is why
I still don't want
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to hang out with you.
- I am supposed to make
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a moral inventory...
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[sighs]
Every lie, every mistake...
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so that I understand myself.
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- Matt was my favorite person.
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I just really wanted
to make him happy
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and I don't know if I did.
- Can I show you something?
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[kids shouting, laughing]
- Hey, man.
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It's not too late
to change your life.
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- Nope. Never.
- You gonna tell me
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that guy isn't happy?
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- Thank you.
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[sweet, melancholic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ow.
Ow, ow.
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- Stop moving.
- I... you're poking me.
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- There.
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- [sighs]
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[quiet, mellow music]
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♪ ♪
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- Okay, what about these?
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- Those aren't black.
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- It's close enough.
It doesn't matter.
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- Yes, it does.
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[shaky breathing]
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[solemn music]
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Everyone's gonna
be staring at me.
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I hate when people stare at me.
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- I know.
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- [shaky breathing]
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I don't want to have
a breakdown
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in front of everyone.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay, so...
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a widow and an alcoholic
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walk into a wedding...
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- Ha-ha.
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What's the punch line?
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- I guess we're gonna have
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to go to this wedding
and find out.
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- Hey, can I use the mascara
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when you're done?
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Hey, Leigh?
- Hmm?
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- You okay?
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- Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
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- Here, let me help.
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Well, the front looks like
you went to a salon,
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but the back is like...
[groans]
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Yes.
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Do you want us to leave?
We're in your room.
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- I'm fine.
I'm just gonna go use
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the mirror with the magnifier
in your bathroom.
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- Okay.
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So, I went to wake you up
this morning
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and guess what I found?
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Or, rather, didn't find.
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Again.
- Sorry.
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Sabrina and I went down
this '80s power ballad
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karaoke rabbit-hole
at her house.
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- Sabrina doesn't have friends
her own age
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to do karaoke with?
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- You're her age
and we're friends.
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- Well, thank you for thinking
we're the same age.
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Just call next time, okay?
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- Yes, Your Mothership.
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I wonder who will be
at our table?
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I hope it's all the randos
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that have major drama
with the other guests.
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- Danny, probably, and maybe
some of the guys
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from their pick-up game.
- Oh, wow.
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I haven't seen those guys
since...
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- The funeral.
- Yeah.
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- Me neither.
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[guests chattering]
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- So are you and Danny
friends now?
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Semi-friends?
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Quasi-friends?
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I don't know
what comes after 'quasi.'
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- Something like that.
One of those, yeah.
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And there he is.
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Hi.
- Hey.
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- Hi.
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- You're early.
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- Yeah, I, uh...
I didn't want to be late
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and I over-corrected.
- Oh, my God.
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This task email
is 900 pages long.
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Do they expect us all
to be their bridesmaids?
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- Hey.
How you doing?
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- I'm fine.
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I'm okay.
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- What do you think?
Too much?
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I didn't want
to upstage the grooms.
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- You won't.
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But you look nice.
[laughs]
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- Okay...
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So, Leigh, you are supposed
to help with the flowers...
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- Great.
- And I am helping
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with Drew and Ryan's
family photos.
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Danny, wanna help me out?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Great, this'll be fun.
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Yeah.
- See you guys later.
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- Yep.
- Great.
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- Uh, this way.
Yeah.
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- Hi.
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How can I help?
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- Oh, my God.
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Leigh?
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Ginny Maxwell.
I did the flowers
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for your wedding.
- I know.
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[weak laugh]
Hi.
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- Hi!
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Is Matt here, too?
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- No, he's out of town.
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- Um, I loved your wedding.
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You had those book cover
centerpieces, right?
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- Yep.
- Yeah.
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Will you tell him I said hi?
- Of course.
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What can I do?
- Um, well...
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can you put the eucalyptus
in each one?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Great.
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So happy you're here.
- [stammers]
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[laughs weakly]
- It's good to see you.
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- Hey.
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What are you doing here?
- You wanted to talk.
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- Well...
[sighs]
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You could have called.
- I just wanted
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to get out of the house.
- Well, be useful.
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Um...
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- [clears throat]
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- Look, it's great that, uh,
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you and Sabrina
are getting to know Jules,
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but it feels...
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kind of strange
to go from polite hellos
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at family functions
to sleepovers
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within the span of a few weeks.
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- Does it feel strange
to Jules?
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- Nothing ever feels strange
to Jules; that's the problem.
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Her compass is broken.
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And... and, you know,
she gets too close to people
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too fast.
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- Well, but she's been
sober for, what,
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almost five months now?
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- But that's not a long time,
Richard.
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- Look, Sabrina's mom...
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was an alcoholic,
and they have a connection
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over the recovery stuff.
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That's... that's gotta be good
for Jules, right?
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I mean, it's... it's good
for Sabrina, too, I think.
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Then again, it's hard to know
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what's gonna make her happy
these days.
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- The weird silver lining
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of all the horrible things
that have happened to my girls
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has been having them back home.
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I miss them
when they're gone.
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They're my friends.
- Hey.
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I'll be your friend.
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- [laughs]
- What?
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You don't think
we can be friends?
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- Well, we'd be friends
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with an excessive amount
of baggage.
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- What other kind of friends
are there?
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- [laughing]
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Mm.
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- You should hurry up,
'cause the guests
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are coming soon.
- Okay, thanks for your help.
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Really did a lot.
[both laughing]
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[mellow music playing
over speakers]
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♪ ♪
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What?
- Nothing.
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It's just this wedding
is making me feel
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really, really single.
- [laughs]
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- Dude, me too.
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When I was drinking, I had
no problem meeting people.
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They're not the right kind
of people.
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But now that I have standards,
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I think I'll just
stay single forever.
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- Probably not missing
too much.
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My folks were married 30 years
and I never saw them have fun.
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- [laughs]
Oh, no.
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Are we broken?
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- The best people are broken.
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[both laughing]
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I hope I find someone...
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broken enough to deal with me
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and still want to be in it.
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You know?
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Like, fully in it.
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♪ ♪
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That's what I cry about
at night.
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[both laughing]
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What about you?
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- I...
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just...
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want to have good sex
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with someone I like, and...
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remember it the next day.
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[stammers]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
Okay.
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- I think that's it.
- Great.
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- So, is Matt still teaching
at the same place?
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My sister's kid starts there
in the fall.
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Maybe Matt could be
his unofficial mentor.
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Or, no pressure
if Matt doesn't have time.
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- I'm sorry.
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I don't know why I told you
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that, uh, Matt's...
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out of town.
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He died...
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five months ago.
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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- I... I didn't...
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[stammering]
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I'm... I'm sorry.
- Um...
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I'm gonna...
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[breathing heavily]
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Okay.
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- You should come
to a class sometime.
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- [scoffs]
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I'm a terrible dancer.
- I remember.
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That's because you don't listen
to the music.
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- [laughing]
Okay.
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- No, you have to dance
the music, not the steps.
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That's what César said, anyway.
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- Uh...
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Who's César?
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- My first love, César.
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Before we met.
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I went backpacking in Europe
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and fell madly in love
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with a tango instructor
in Barcelona.
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- [stammering]
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I remember you telling me
about César.
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I don't remember the part
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where you had a whole fling.
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- Well, that's because, alas,
we did not.
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[sighs]
I took his class every day
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for two weeks.
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I don't think
he ever noticed me.
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But in my fantasies...
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Oh, we...
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danced all day and...
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spent our nights making...
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wild, European love.
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- How... how does one,
uh, make...
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[clears throat]
"European love"?
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- [laughs]
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Well, first of all
there's no...
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clothes allowed
in the apartment, so, um...
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we would leave them
at the door with our shoes...
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- Where clothes belong.
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- [laughs]
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- And what else?
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- Um...
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Well, nothing was off-limits,
so, you know,
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the bed and the...
266
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,222
kitchen floor, and...
267
00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:49,100
stairwell...
268
00:11:49,101 --> 00:11:51,270
against the windows.
269
00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:09,829
Oh, my God.
- What?
270
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,414
- I can't breathe.
271
00:12:11,415 --> 00:12:12,999
[gasping]
272
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,583
My chest hurts.
273
00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:16,585
- Are... are you okay?
274
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,087
- I think I'm having
a heart attack.
275
00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:20,381
[gasping]
- Um... are you nauseated?
276
00:12:20,382 --> 00:12:21,924
- What does that have to do
with anything?
277
00:12:21,925 --> 00:12:23,801
- Because I... I read somewhere
that, uh...
278
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,594
- What?
- Heart attack symptoms...
279
00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:26,971
- [whimpers]
- In a woman are... never mind.
280
00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:29,265
Um, is your left arm numb?
- Yes.
281
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,601
Oh, my God, take me to the ER.
- Yep, yep.
282
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:33,060
Come on.
- [moaning]
283
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:34,521
Richard...
- I got you, I got you.
284
00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:38,232
[mellow guitar music]
285
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,276
- Everybody,
please find a seat.
286
00:12:40,277 --> 00:12:41,861
We're about to start.
287
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,155
[all chattering]
288
00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:51,163
♪ ♪
289
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,376
[knocking on door]
290
00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:58,545
- Yeah, come in.
291
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,797
- Hey.
292
00:13:00,798 --> 00:13:02,465
What's the emergency?
293
00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:04,550
- Um...
294
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,302
can you look at me?
- No way.
295
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,346
I'm not taking chances
two hours before our wedding.
296
00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:10,056
- [scoffs]
That's an outdated tradition
297
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:13,809
from when brides were traded
by their fathers for dowries.
298
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:16,562
- Okay, so I can tell
by the sound of your voice
299
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,481
and the way you're bringing up
the patriarchy
300
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,524
that something's wrong,
so what's wrong?
301
00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,026
- Everything is wrong.
302
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:24,111
My... my mom's upset
303
00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:25,947
because she wants to walk me
down the aisle,
304
00:13:25,948 --> 00:13:28,407
and my dad's obviously gonna
walk me down the aisle
305
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,451
'cause he paid for everything,
and he spent
306
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:32,411
way too much money
throwing a wedding
307
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,121
that's just making everyone
miserable,
308
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:36,749
and I don't even want
to have a wedding.
309
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,209
I don't... I don't even
want to be a bride.
310
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,003
I just want to be married.
311
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,714
- [laughs]
312
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:46,342
- Uh-oh.
You saw me.
313
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:48,678
That's a thousand years
of bad luck.
314
00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,181
[laughing]
315
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:55,977
What?
What?
316
00:13:55,978 --> 00:13:58,605
- I'm just looking at you.
317
00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:05,278
[sound gradually fades in]
318
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,029
[chattering, chairs scraping]
319
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:10,074
[mellow guitar music]
320
00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:17,082
♪ ♪
321
00:14:33,432 --> 00:14:36,059
- Excuse me.
322
00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:42,189
- [indistinct]
323
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,234
[laughter]
324
00:14:50,032 --> 00:14:52,409
- Oh, God.
- Hey.
325
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,579
What's going on?
- I...
326
00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,789
I just...
327
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,958
I know I should be able
to pull it together
328
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:04,086
for my best friend but, um...
329
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:05,838
I just...
[sighs]
330
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,632
- It's only been a few months.
- It's not that long.
331
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:10,301
- It's not.
- Yeah, and I'm just...
332
00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:12,219
worried if I stay
I'm gonna lose it,
333
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,138
and I don't want
to make this about me.
334
00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:16,850
- Leigh, it'll be fine.
He'll understand.
335
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,269
- Oh, Nissan.
336
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,688
Hi.
- Or you could stay.
337
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,691
[somber music]
338
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,234
- Uh, "Lay"?
339
00:15:27,235 --> 00:15:29,153
Leigh?
340
00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:30,447
- Uh, yeah.
341
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,239
Sorry, could you...
just one second.
342
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,450
- I mean, if you can, I...
I think everyone
343
00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:36,954
would be glad if you stayed.
344
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,753
- Actually, um, you can go.
345
00:15:45,754 --> 00:15:47,755
I am so sorry.
346
00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:48,882
But thank you.
347
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,800
Sorry.
348
00:15:50,801 --> 00:15:54,095
♪ ♪
349
00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:55,805
- There goes your
perfect passenger rating.
350
00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:57,264
- Yeah, there it goes.
351
00:15:57,265 --> 00:15:59,016
Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
352
00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,310
- [sighs]
353
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,529
- Okay if we talk about this
354
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:14,198
in front of your husband,
Mrs. Shaw?
355
00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,075
- Uh, yeah, it's fine.
356
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,202
- There's nothing wrong
with your heart.
357
00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,246
Were you doing anything
that could have raised
358
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,540
your heart rate?
359
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:24,959
Smoking, exercising, sex.
360
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,461
- Not really.
- Have you been under
361
00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,046
an unusual amount
of stress, lately?
362
00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:31,173
- No.
- Amy.
363
00:16:31,174 --> 00:16:32,843
Come on.
364
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,846
- Um...
[sighs]
365
00:16:36,847 --> 00:16:38,764
Our son-in-law died
366
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,726
a few months ago,
and my other daughter
367
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:44,312
is just out of rehab.
- Then I'm reasonably sure
368
00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,147
that you had a panic attack.
369
00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:48,524
- What about the numb arm
and the chest pain?
370
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:50,443
- It's amazing how many
physical symptoms
371
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,571
have underlying
emotional triggers.
372
00:16:53,572 --> 00:16:56,157
I'd recommend seeing
a therapist soon.
373
00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:59,161
Anxiety can get worse
if untreated.
374
00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:03,624
- [sighs]
375
00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:10,755
- And to grow together,
376
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:12,632
entwined on the vine of life.
377
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,967
Comforting each other
in times of darkness
378
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,552
and sharing in the joy
379
00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:18,679
for as long as you both
shall live.
380
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,389
both: I do.
381
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:22,558
- You know what to do.
382
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,435
[laughter]
383
00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:27,230
[cheering and applause]
384
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,696
[indistinct chatter]
385
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,449
- [laughing]
386
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,910
I'm gonna be right back.
387
00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:43,913
[pop music playing
over speakers]
388
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:47,583
♪ ♪
389
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,502
Hi.
- Hey!
390
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,253
- Hi!
- Look at you.
391
00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:53,464
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, lady.
392
00:17:53,465 --> 00:17:55,758
- That was so beautiful,
you guys.
393
00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,301
- Aww.
- Mm.
394
00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:59,387
And I love the "My Ry."
395
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,013
- [laughs]
- Thought you hate puns.
396
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,224
- But I love you guys.
397
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:05,059
[all laughing]
398
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,727
- Um, it was...
it was really great
399
00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:09,355
to see you today.
- Good to see you, too.
400
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,066
- Excuse me.
401
00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:14,360
- I am so glad you're here.
- Are you kidding?
402
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,820
I'd never miss it.
403
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:17,447
I love you.
404
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,074
- I love you, too.
405
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:21,617
♪ ♪
406
00:18:21,618 --> 00:18:23,577
I was thinking
about you today.
407
00:18:23,578 --> 00:18:25,621
How are you doing with...
- I'm good.
408
00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:27,581
- Yeah?
- Yeah, really.
409
00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:30,543
Yeah, I was just so happy
for you two.
410
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,795
♪ ♪
411
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,130
- I should...
- Yes, you should.
412
00:18:34,131 --> 00:18:35,798
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
413
00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:38,092
- Can you believe it?
I'm someone's husband.
414
00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:40,094
- I know, and you're gonna be
a really good one.
415
00:18:40,095 --> 00:18:42,179
- Ugh.
- [laughs]
416
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,265
♪ ♪
417
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:45,933
- I went out
on this first date,
418
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:47,935
and this girl's pressing me
so hard, and I said,
419
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:50,646
"Is this a first date
or a deposition?"
420
00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:52,690
At which point I asked
for an adjournment,
421
00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:54,317
if you know what I mean.
[laughs]
422
00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:56,485
- [laughs]
- That dude is definitely
423
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,946
swiping right on you right now.
- And handle that.
424
00:18:58,947 --> 00:19:00,990
And so that's...
- Um, I guess
425
00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:02,867
I should go see
if it's a match?
426
00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:06,245
Don't wait up.
- lawyersonly.com is not...
427
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,080
[laughing]
428
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,499
- Hi.
Thanks.
429
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,544
Uh, your friend thinks
he's very funny.
430
00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:15,296
- Mm.
Yeah, he's really not.
431
00:19:15,297 --> 00:19:17,131
I just... I just don't have
the heart to tell him yet.
432
00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:19,508
- [laughs]
Uh, how do you know the grooms?
433
00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:21,302
- I, uh... I went to law school
with Ryan.
434
00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:23,137
We, uh... we sat next
to each other in torts...
435
00:19:23,138 --> 00:19:25,056
which is short for "torture."
436
00:19:25,057 --> 00:19:27,558
- [laughs]
Stanford.
437
00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:29,769
Fancy.
- Where'd you go?
438
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:31,896
- Uh, I stayed local.
439
00:19:31,897 --> 00:19:33,773
I wanted to be close
to the fam because, uh,
440
00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:35,733
I did high school at Hogwarts.
- [laughs]
441
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:37,068
Very cool.
442
00:19:37,069 --> 00:19:38,945
I, uh, minored in, uh, potions
443
00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:41,030
in undergrad, so...
- Oh, great.
444
00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:43,616
[laughs]
- So, uh, what do you do now?
445
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,326
- Oh, you mean in real life.
446
00:19:45,327 --> 00:19:47,620
I am an exercise teacher.
447
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,956
I work at the studio
"Beautiful Beast."
448
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:51,582
- Oh, I think I've heard of it.
449
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,709
Uh, someone famous owns that,
right?
450
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,378
- Um...
451
00:19:55,379 --> 00:19:56,505
No.
452
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:59,507
My mom does.
[laughing]
453
00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,676
- Hey, I'm gonna grab a drink.
Can I get you a... a wine?
454
00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:03,511
Beer?
- Um...
455
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,888
No.
456
00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:08,516
I'm an alcoholic.
457
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,184
- Uh, 'kay.
458
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,770
I could get you a Sprite.
459
00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:14,730
- [laughs]
Um...
460
00:20:14,731 --> 00:20:16,357
I'm not doing
461
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:18,484
processed sugar right now.
462
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,737
♪ ♪
463
00:20:21,738 --> 00:20:23,990
Uh, but...
464
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:26,075
it was great to meet you.
465
00:20:26,076 --> 00:20:28,077
♪ ♪
466
00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:29,204
- Uh...
- Great.
467
00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:30,955
- Yeah.
468
00:20:30,956 --> 00:20:33,917
♪ ♪
469
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:36,836
- I... I'm just gonna lock up.
You don't have to stay.
470
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:40,089
- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
471
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,800
- [sighs]
472
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,719
- I really thought
it was a heart attack.
473
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,887
- It wasn't.
474
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:47,722
- I know.
475
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:50,474
But I just kept thinking,
you know, it's too soon
476
00:20:50,475 --> 00:20:53,269
after Matt, and Leigh would
never get over it.
477
00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:55,980
And then there's Jules,
you know.
478
00:20:55,981 --> 00:20:57,815
If something happened to me,
what would happen to her?
479
00:20:57,816 --> 00:21:00,192
[stammering]
- You... you heard the doctor.
480
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,111
Your heart
is perfectly healthy.
481
00:21:02,112 --> 00:21:04,071
- Please don't micromanage
my feelings.
482
00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:05,906
You always did that
and it always felt terrible.
483
00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:07,491
- Don't start a fight
to get away
484
00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:09,077
from what happened earlier.
485
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:22,716
- Thank you for taking me
to the hospital.
486
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,436
[indistinct chatter]
487
00:21:40,651 --> 00:21:43,486
- God, I broke the seal
way too early.
488
00:21:43,487 --> 00:21:45,280
Ugh.
489
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,118
Spend the rest of this wedding
waiting in a bathroom line.
490
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,913
[chuckles]
491
00:21:55,791 --> 00:21:57,708
At least I get to wait in line
with a hot girl.
492
00:21:57,709 --> 00:22:00,211
[chuckles]
493
00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:03,089
[soft music playing
over speakers]
494
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,341
- And now, for a special treat:
495
00:22:05,342 --> 00:22:07,969
Please welcome Ryan
and his brother Mike
496
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:09,262
to the dance floor, y'all!
497
00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:10,680
Let's go!
498
00:22:10,681 --> 00:22:13,474
[all chattering, cheering]
499
00:22:13,475 --> 00:22:16,435
- Whoo!
500
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,689
- Wow.
That's bold.
501
00:22:22,484 --> 00:22:24,194
- [laughing]
502
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,866
- Oh, my Lord.
503
00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:37,290
- Why didn't you and Matt
do a cool brother dance
504
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,000
at our wedding?
505
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:41,252
- Because Matt couldn't dance.
506
00:22:41,253 --> 00:22:42,713
- That's... that's true.
507
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,590
- I'd have been great, though.
- [laughing]
508
00:22:46,591 --> 00:22:48,301
Yeah?
509
00:22:48,302 --> 00:22:49,928
Like that great?
510
00:22:51,722 --> 00:22:54,224
- Yeah.
- [laughing]
511
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,686
- Oh...
[laughing]
512
00:22:58,687 --> 00:23:00,354
[laughing]
513
00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:03,608
♪ ♪
514
00:23:03,609 --> 00:23:05,276
[cheering and applause]
515
00:23:05,277 --> 00:23:07,486
- Okay, everybody, it's time
to show us your moves.
516
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,405
Get to the dance floor!
Grab somebody!
517
00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:10,906
Let's go!
518
00:23:10,907 --> 00:23:12,491
Yeah!
519
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,869
- Danny, you wanna
show me greatness?
520
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:16,662
- No, I'm not into it.
- No?
521
00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:18,331
Oh, no?
522
00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:19,707
You just wanna be
a cool guy, Danny?
523
00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,542
Sitting in his chair?
524
00:23:21,543 --> 00:23:22,877
Drinking his vodka soda?
525
00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:24,670
That's what cool guys do, huh?
526
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,381
- ♪ I want a place to stay ♪
527
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:38,477
♪ ♪
528
00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:49,446
♪ ♪
529
00:23:51,615 --> 00:23:53,950
- [laughing]
530
00:23:53,951 --> 00:23:55,284
♪ ♪
531
00:23:55,285 --> 00:23:58,497
- [singing off-key]
- [laughing]
532
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:03,335
♪ ♪
533
00:24:04,628 --> 00:24:06,420
[laughing]
534
00:24:06,421 --> 00:24:08,172
♪ ♪
535
00:24:08,173 --> 00:24:11,175
[laughter dissolves
into sobbing]
536
00:24:11,176 --> 00:24:14,679
♪ ♪
537
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,182
[sobbing]
538
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,985
- [sobbing, gasping]
539
00:24:28,986 --> 00:24:30,778
♪ ♪
540
00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:33,407
- [sighs]
- [sobbing]
541
00:24:38,537 --> 00:24:41,039
[hiccupping, sobbing]
542
00:24:46,878 --> 00:24:48,754
[breathes out heavily]
543
00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,048
Oh, my God...
544
00:24:50,049 --> 00:24:52,133
[breathing heavily]
545
00:24:52,134 --> 00:24:54,969
I can't believe
that just happened.
546
00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:56,429
- Whatever.
547
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:58,515
It's okay.
It's all good.
548
00:24:59,641 --> 00:25:00,975
Here... come on.
549
00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:04,020
Come on.
- [shaky breathing]
550
00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:06,188
[sighs]
- Better?
551
00:25:06,189 --> 00:25:08,190
- [breathing heavily]
552
00:25:08,191 --> 00:25:10,568
Do I have make-up
all over my face?
553
00:25:10,569 --> 00:25:12,737
- No.
554
00:25:12,738 --> 00:25:14,697
I'm just kidding, it's...
it's everywhere.
555
00:25:14,698 --> 00:25:16,365
- Really?
- Yeah.
556
00:25:16,366 --> 00:25:18,159
- [laughing]
- Wait, here.
557
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,662
Here, I got you.
- [sighs]
558
00:25:27,878 --> 00:25:29,754
- Um...
- I have to go.
559
00:25:29,755 --> 00:25:32,716
- Yeah.
560
00:25:47,272 --> 00:25:50,233
- Hi.
561
00:25:56,406 --> 00:25:59,408
[mellow, melancholic music]
562
00:25:59,409 --> 00:26:05,039
♪ ♪
563
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,208
[engine turns over]
564
00:26:07,209 --> 00:26:14,216
♪ ♪
565
00:26:18,428 --> 00:26:20,721
[phone ringing]
566
00:26:20,722 --> 00:26:22,473
- Hello?
- Ms. Shaw?
567
00:26:22,474 --> 00:26:24,350
I'm calling from
the Palms Club Hotel,
568
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,727
just to confirm your
reservation for this evening...
569
00:26:26,728 --> 00:26:27,896
- I'm sorry?
570
00:26:27,897 --> 00:26:29,772
- The Palms Club
at Palm Springs.
571
00:26:29,773 --> 00:26:31,524
Looks like the package
was gifted
572
00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:34,193
by a Richard and Sabrina Shaw.
573
00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:37,571
- Right...
574
00:26:37,572 --> 00:26:39,448
♪ ♪
575
00:26:39,449 --> 00:26:43,327
- Ma'am, are we still expecting
you in Palm Springs today?
576
00:26:43,328 --> 00:26:49,000
♪ ♪
577
00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:51,461
- Hi, welcome to Palm Springs.
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