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Adult mark (v.O.):
Every spring at st bridget's,
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We'd take a trip to the pool.
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If you didn't learn to swim in that one hour a year,
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You were out of luck.
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And at 13, I...
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-Nice robe, dickhead!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
...Was definitely out of luck.
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Maybe it was a survival mechanism.
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For every known generation 'til pop,
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All the critch men had drowned.
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[whistle blows]
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-Hey, put that down!
Jamie!
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What did I tell you
about rough-housing?
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Come on!
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Adult mark (v.O.): There was something about a field trip
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That made teachers powerless.
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[loud splashing]
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♪
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♪
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Hi!
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-[snickers]
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What's with the outfit?
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Still can't swim?
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-Of course,
of course I can swim.
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I just...
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I had a huge lunch,
and you know they say
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You should wait at least three
hours before I get in the pool.
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I'm heartbroken.
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Middle fox: Cannonball!
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[loud splash]
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-Oh, my god.
What's...
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-This is how I learned.
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[mark screams]
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Help! Help!
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-Very funny, faker.
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Give it up.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
When you spend your days
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Playing the fool,
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Nobody believes you when you cry for help.
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[fox chuckles]
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[water burbling]
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Adult mark (v.O.):
I sank like a stone.
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A stone wearing a bathrobe.
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The air left me, and my panic was replaced
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With the calmness that giving up brings.
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[solemn music]
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I gave in to the water.
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I felt completely at peace.
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Mine was a short life, but it was a good life.
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The light was so beautiful that, for a moment,
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I wanted to go to it.
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-Fox: Mark!
-[coughing]
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Am I dead?
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-You should be.
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Fox saved your life!
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-You mean...
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I almost died?
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-[whistle blows]
-mr byrne: Critch!
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What'd I tell you about
lying on the pool deck?
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Mark: What?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Tina: My sister got me this
mascara that doesn't clump.
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I love it.
I use it all the time.
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Dumbasses.
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[sighs]
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Oh, frig.
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♪
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♪
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Mike jr: I'm mike campbell
filling in for dick dunphy
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On dick's discs.
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[door opens]
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-Sorry, I'm late, b'ys.
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-Whoa, what happened here?
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-Wha-- this?
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Oh, that's from a beer bottle.
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Me and candy broke up.
She's some mad at me.
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-Dick, mr. Murphy
is looking for you,
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And he is not happy.
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-You better get to work
now before he--
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-Late again, dick?
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How many times is it now?
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I told you if you didn't
start flying right,
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I'm gonna fire you, buddy!
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-Please, no, mr. Murphy,
I can't lose this job.
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Me girlfriend dumped me.
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I'm homeless.
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I only ever lives
with girlfriends.
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-You can get your
own apartment, dick.
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-No.
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I find love, and then take root.
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Like a sexy dandelion.
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Where you live to, gertie?
-[gertie sighs]
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-Dick. You're done!
-Oh, god, please!
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-Mr. Murphy,
I'll talk to him, sir.
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I'll make it my personal
responsibility to--
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Mr. Murphy: Fine.
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Take the basement apartment
over at mike's house.
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Next door better be close enough
to get you here on time,
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Dick dunphy!
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-Uh, look, with all due respect,
mr. Murphy, it's my house--
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Mr. Murphy: It's
a company house, mike!
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That makes it my house!
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And I can put whoever
the hell I want in there!
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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-Well...
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Kinda sounds like you're
dick's new girlfriend, dad!
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♪
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Um, sister rose
said to come get you.
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We're loading up the bus.
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-Frig off.
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Tina: First time?
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Come out.
I can help you, really.
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Um, here.
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You can keep this on
until we get back to school.
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They'll have
what you need there.
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-Oh...
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Uh... Thanks.
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And... Sorry.
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-For what?
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Come on, you can sit
next to me on the bus.
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[door opens and closes]
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Mike sr: [muffled]
well, this is it.
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Dick: [muffled] I never even
knew this was down here!
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-Pop: What are you up to?
-Shh-shh-shh!
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Mike sr: It's been
empty for a while.
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Dick: Gee, mike, b'y!
It sure is nice.
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-Is that dick?
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Dick: I owes ya.
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Thanks for helping me
move in, buddy.
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Mike sr: Alright, I'll be
upstairs if you need anything.
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-Move in?!
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-We got a rat.
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-No...!
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[stereo turns on in basement]
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[mary sighs]
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["we're here for a good time" by
trooper playing from basement]
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-Hmm.
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-Mike...!
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What the actual frig?
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-This wasn't my idea, alright?
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Mr. Murphy wants him down there.
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He's got nowhere else to go.
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Anyway, at least I got a key.
-Good.
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Then I'll just go down and ask
him to turn the stereo down
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Before I kick
the living crap out of it.
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-No! This is only
to check the furnace
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Or the hot water boiler.
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No more going down there.
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This is only for emergencies!
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-This whole damn situation
is an emergency!
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Mary: Yeah.
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Dick: ♪ here for a good time! ♪
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♪ heeeere for a good time! ♪
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♪ not a long time! ♪
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♪ not a loooooong tiiiiime! ♪
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Trooper:
♪ so have a good time ♪
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♪ the sun can't shine every day... ♪
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[school bell rings]
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Fox: Okay.
Yeah, I'll see ya.
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-Hey.
Uh... Thanks for saving me.
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Even though you
almost killed me.
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-Whatever.
-Uh...
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You know, there was a chance
we'd get together before.
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But then I made things
weird by dying.
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-Look on the bright side.
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She liked you enough
not to let you drown.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
I didn't drown,
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But I was sinking into a deep depression.
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Copy down these math questions.
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Adult mark (v.O.): I had bigger problems than even sister rose
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Could give me, and questions even she couldn't answer.
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Like, can you really cheat death?
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[dramatic music]
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[seagull calling]
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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E-four.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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Miss.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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♪
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Next time...
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I'll get ya.
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Sister rose: Any questions?
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Mr. Critch?
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-What happens when we die?
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-Excuse me?
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-Mark died recently.
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-I saw something.
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-And what, pray tell,
did you see?
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-Nothing.
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-Come now.
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Don't be shy.
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-No, that's what I saw.
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Nothing.
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Just a light.
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A beautiful light,
and it was warm and peaceful.
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And I wasn't afraid anymore.
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Could that be heaven?
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-Ha!
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Impossible.
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Heaven is most
certainly not nothing.
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It has angels, harps,
and st. Peter.
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The bouncer of paradise.
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-Maybe you didn't get in.
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-"if anyone's name was
not found in the book of life,
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"he was thrown
into the lake of fire."
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Revelation 20:15.
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Maybe that was your light.
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-You saw hell?
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Wicked.
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Sister rose: The bible
is very clear
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About what heaven and hell are.
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Anything else is blasphemy.
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-But if it wasn't heaven
or hell, then what was it?
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-Mark critch,
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The classroom is no place
for asking questions!
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Adult mark (v.O.):
What was I to believe?
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What sister rose said I had to,
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Or my own eyes?
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[muffled moaning]
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-[sighs in annoyance]
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Adult mark (v.O.):
I was not the only one
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Lost between realms.
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Dick: You looks right hot,
like florida!
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Woman: Oh dick,
you're some poet.
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Now, shove over!
You're crushin' me smokes!
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-I'm going down there.
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-Absolutely not!
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[silence]
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See?
Sorted itself out.
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[moaning resumes]
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We're trying to sleep up here!
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Dick: Well, I'm trying
to get some down here!
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Woman: Who's that?
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Dick: Oh, that's
my roommate, mike.
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Woman: Pleased
to meet ya, mike!
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-Hello...
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[dick growls playfully]
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-Will ya keep it down?
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Dick: Mary...
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Say hi to tammy!
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Woman: Tammy?
My name's lisa!
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Who the hell is tammy?!
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Dick: Tammy?
Oh-- I don't know no tammy!
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Lisa: Stop it!
Get off me!
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Dick: Where're you going?
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Lisa: Anywhere but here!
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Dick: Don't be like that,
tammy--
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I meant lisa!
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Woman: Jerk.
Dick: Nice going, mike!
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[door slams below]
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[pop snoring]
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-Pop, can I ask you something?
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-Hm? Yeah?
Yeah.
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Right, make it quick.
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-What happens when we die?
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-Well...
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Depends on who you ask.
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Now, the church, they either
think you play the harp all day,
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00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:05,262
Or burn for eternity.
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,831
Well...
266
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,101
Now, either way, not much fun.
267
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,970
But the buddhists think
you come back as a bug.
268
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,707
Which is all very well until
somebody else comes back
269
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,243
As a bird and eats ya.
270
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,778
-[sighs]
271
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,645
Wait.
272
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,514
What if there's...
273
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,117
Nothing?
274
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,586
-Well, then you'll never know
the difference, will ya?
275
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,255
So...
276
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,857
Who cares?
277
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,125
Dick: Y'know, I died once!
278
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,060
I was jump-starting
me buddy's truck
279
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,929
And I licked
one of the jumper cables--
280
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,430
Mike sr: Shut up, dick!
281
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,933
Dick: Sorry!
282
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,401
-Goodnight.
283
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,742
Adult mark (v.O.):
If sister rose didn't have
284
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,009
The answers I needed,
285
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,745
Maybe it was time to check out the competition.
286
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,747
-So, I'm thinking of converting.
287
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,248
-Oh.
288
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,818
What is it about our faith
that speaks to you?
289
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,153
-Well, all the best entertainers
are jewish.
290
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,556
Don rickles, jerry lewis,
sammy davis jr...
291
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,060
Plus there's too much
guilt in catholicism.
292
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,963
-Oh, well,
if guilt is the problem,
293
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,965
Not sure judaism
is the way to go.
294
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,400
-How do we even know
there is an afterlife?
295
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,668
-Mm...
296
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,970
Okay, I see.
297
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,972
You're not looking for a faith,
298
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,140
You're struggling
with a lack of faith.
299
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,514
-I wish I could go back to
not thinking about all of this.
300
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,115
Like when I was young.
301
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,984
-Well, listen,
growing up doesn't mean
302
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,252
You get all the answers.
303
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,321
It just means
you discover new questions.
304
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,324
And the only place to find
the answers to those questions
305
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,525
Is inside yourself.
306
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,727
-It's just... Everyone's
saying something different.
307
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,863
The nuns say
I should have seen harps,
308
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,598
And pop's saying
I might turn into a bug,
309
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,334
And the girl that saved me,
she's avoiding me.
310
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,836
-Hm.
311
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,938
Keep asking questions.
312
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,139
[clears throat]
313
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,809
And just know,
nobody really has the answers.
314
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,412
Life, and everything after,
315
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,248
Are a mystery.
316
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,483
And for me, that's what
makes faith so beautiful.
317
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,723
-Uh...
318
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,091
Do you guys have a pamphlet?
319
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,860
-Sure.
It's called the old testament.
320
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,395
♪
321
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,529
[knocks]
322
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,069
I, uh...
I washed it.
323
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,337
Thanks again.
324
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,474
That was pretty wicked of you.
325
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,442
-I get it.
326
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,444
I got my first period
watching footloose
327
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,581
And had to hide in the bathroom
until my mom came to get me.
328
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,982
Still don't know how it ends.
329
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,517
-[chuckles]
330
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,954
Uh, anyway, uh, I'll see ya.
331
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,792
-Wait.
332
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,260
Do you wanna hang out?
333
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,129
♪
334
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:56,467
[loud music playing
from basement]
335
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,602
[sighs]
336
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,738
♪
337
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,540
Dick!
338
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,342
Oh, so help me...
339
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,409
Dick!
340
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,544
[stomping]
341
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,546
[sighs]
342
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,414
I don't think he's home.
343
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,820
[keys jingle]
344
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,422
-While the cat's away...
345
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,490
♪
346
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,826
Helloooo?
347
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,093
-Hurry up.
348
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,496
Mike'll kill us
if he finds us down here!
349
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,698
[music blasting]
350
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,498
-[bottles clink]
-whoa!
351
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,433
-Jeez!
352
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,502
[music blasting]
353
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,171
No...
354
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,372
[music clicks off]
355
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,173
Oh, jeez.
356
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,009
Pop: "the outhouse reader."
357
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,511
-Oh, put that back!
-Hmm!
358
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,845
Oh, come on.
359
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,849
Don't tell me you don't like
digging around a little bit.
360
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,485
-Fine.
Poke around a little.
361
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,620
[pop chuckles]
362
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,121
[footsteps overhead]
363
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,256
Mary: Oh, shoot.
Oh, god, that must be mike!
364
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,392
Oh, shh-shh!
Quiet, quiet.
365
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,794
Mike sr: I can hear ya
through the vent.
366
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,731
What are you doing down there?
We just got off work!
367
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,899
Dick's on his way home!
368
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,000
-Oh, my god...
369
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,201
-We need you to stall, over!
370
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,438
[door unlatches]
371
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,239
Pop: Oh!
372
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:09,807
[nervous laugh]
hi, dick.
373
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,509
-What a nice surprise.
374
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,777
-We can explain.
375
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,913
-You want a beer?
376
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,047
♪
377
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,886
[phone ringing]
378
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:23,988
Mike jr: Hey, mark!
379
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,223
Phone's for you!
380
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,428
It's a girl.
381
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,229
Good on ya!
382
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,102
Mark speaking.
383
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,838
-Hey.
What are ya at?
384
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,841
-Uh... Alive, thanks to you.
385
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,711
Listen, is everything okay?
386
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,180
-How do you mean?
387
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,049
-Seems like ever since
valentine's day
388
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,985
You might hate me a little?
389
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,254
Then you almost killed me.
390
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,055
-So we're even.
391
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,993
-And...
392
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,330
Maybe ever since the pool,
393
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,866
You might see me as less...
394
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,935
...Manly?
395
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,204
-Please.
396
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,673
Watching you almost drown
made me realize that
397
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,276
I don't want you dead.
398
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,544
You still have a lot of
explaining to do, though.
399
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,146
-[giggles]
400
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,482
-[quietly]
stop.
401
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,552
Like, is it true
that you kissed tina?
402
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,553
Twice?
403
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,222
-Uh...
404
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,524
-Well...?
Did you?
405
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,960
Adult mark (v.O.): I had survived one brush with death,
406
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,963
But I would have given anything in the world to drop dead
407
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,298
Then and there.
408
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,700
-Uh... Well, you see,
it's-- it's just--
409
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,203
-You should kiss fox again
to even up the score.
410
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,304
[phone slams down]
411
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,574
-Sorry!
-[girls laugh]
412
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,281
Mary: So nice to have you
so close, dick.
413
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,051
Our house is your house.
414
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,653
-Mary! Get out of there!
Dick's on the way--
415
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,055
Oh, hello, dick.
416
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,322
Have you seen mary?
417
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,526
Dick: Oh, mike.
I'm glad you're here.
418
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,830
I gotta tell ya, thanks and all,
but I'm moving out.
419
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,699
-What? Why?
420
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,601
-No offence,
but ye crowd are too loud.
421
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,670
You're always
barking at each other.
422
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,773
And I can't move
for fear of waking ya
423
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,407
'cause you goes to bed so early.
424
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,077
-Well, 9 o'clock's not early!
425
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,011
-And I got no privacy.
426
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,613
Ye snoops around.
427
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,749
-I have a key!
428
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,087
-You really helped me see
that family living isn't for me.
429
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,223
-So you'd rather go couch to
couch for the rest of your life
430
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,558
Than live here with us?
431
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,559
-Yup.
432
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,927
No offence.
433
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,329
-[scoffs]
-oh, no you don't.
434
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,498
You don't move out on us.
435
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,767
I'm gonna talk to mr. Murphy
436
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,303
And have you kicked out!
437
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,205
-Stuck-up arse.
438
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,642
[door slams]
439
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,710
-I'll have a beer.
440
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,186
Pop: Aren't you gonna
say your prayers?
441
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,723
-Do you think you'll see nanny
again one day?
442
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,392
-No, I hope not.
443
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,597
I mean, I don't deserve
to be where she is.
444
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,134
And if she's stuck
where I'm going to go,
445
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,370
Well, god really is an arse.
446
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,345
-Maybe I didn't see anything.
447
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,382
Maybe I was just passing out.
448
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,554
Maybe we don't go
anywhere when we die,
449
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,490
And this is all the time
we get with each other.
450
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,193
-Yeah.
451
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,629
Well, it sure makes it
feel more special
452
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,764
When you think of it like that.
453
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,770
-I'm scared.
454
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,878
-Look...
455
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,383
Where were you before you born?
456
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,853
-I dunno.
457
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,323
-Well, maybe it's the same place
you go when you die.
458
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,326
I mean, it's just
not that memorable.
459
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,796
You know,
people are born crying.
460
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,933
And if you're lucky,
you'll die laughing.
461
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,874
-Don't you want
to know for sure?
462
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:43,214
-No. When you're old,
you're in no rush.
463
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,750
You know,
when I look out to the sea,
464
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,353
You can't see the end of it,
465
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:54,191
But you know
it's there somewhere.
466
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,495
And that's good enough for me.
467
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,164
So...
468
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:04,969
Worry about
who you are in this life,
469
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,039
And the rest of it
will just take care of itself.
470
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,175
♪
471
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:15,912
♪
472
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,314
-Okay.
473
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,589
♪
474
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,426
Adult mark (v.O.): You can end up down with the sinners,
475
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:33,731
Or up with the saints.
476
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,533
But most probably land somewhere in between,
477
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,070
Where the comfort is that there's a lot of company.
478
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,406
-And then it's like, there
was a gross hair in the pool...
479
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,309
Adult mark (v.O.): But we will never know for sure.
480
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,713
-Hello, darling.
481
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,818
It's been a while.
482
00:20:54,854 --> 00:21:00,958
Well, wherever you are,
just wanted you to know...
483
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,760
You're still my girl.
484
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,565
Adult mark (v.O.):
What I do know is
485
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,501
That life is for the living.
486
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,704
-Yeah, legs, kick...
-Okay.
487
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,172
-Straight legs, straight legs...
488
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,107
-Straight legs?
489
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,309
Okay...
490
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,245
[splashing]
491
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,847
-This good?
-Yeah, it was good!
492
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,850
♪
493
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:31,789
♪
494
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,993
♪
495
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:39,830
♪
496
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:43,267
♪
497
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:47,003
♪
498
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,006
♪
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