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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:03,268 Adult mark (v.O.): Reach for the top! 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,970 A tv quiz show for kids. 3 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,838 Students in every province competed 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,874 With the hopes of country-wide fame. 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,575 Mr. Tilley: [tv] in this coastal city, 6 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,511 You'll rest in the shade of fleming park, 7 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,546 Which is also called the dingle. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,748 -Halifax. 9 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,750 -[buzz] -mr. Tilley: Princess anne? 10 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,885 -Moncton? -No, moncton is not correct. 11 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:22,221 To st. Dominick's we go for the remainder of the question. 12 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,355 -Always wait for the full question! 13 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,958 -Nah, you've gotta go for it. Shoot first, think later. 14 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,660 -Thinking is kind of the whole point. 15 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,728 It's trivia. 16 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,728 Adult mark (v.O.): Cara! 17 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:32,931 A protestant girl I'd had a fling with. 18 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,733 We went to different schools, separated by religion. 19 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:38,737 Not quite star-crossed lovers, but crucifix-crossed, 20 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,406 Or cross-crossed. 21 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,473 -[beep] -charlottetown? 22 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,375 -No, we're in halifax. 23 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,677 -Right again. Nice one, critch. 24 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,346 Adult mark (v.O.): Trivia! Sports for nerds. 25 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,349 And I was the gretzky of geeks. 26 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:53,185 Mary: I still can't believe my baby's gonna be on the tv. 27 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,686 -Shh! 28 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,021 Adult mark (v.O.): Our school was facing cara's 29 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,689 In the regionals. 30 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,459 I would finally be on tv, but I'd have to crush my crush! 31 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,827 -I dunno, I still feel a little weird about this. 32 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:03,895 You sure it's okay? 33 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,364 -It's just a game, silly. 34 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,965 We can't let it get between us. 35 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,700 Promise? 36 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:09,934 It's just a bit of fun. 37 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,337 -"just a bit of fun"? Deal. 38 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,771 -Besides, we don't have a chance. 39 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:15,374 You're the smartest boy I know. 40 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,542 Mr. Tilley: [tv] on December 7th, 43 bc, 41 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,778 A great roman orator was assassinated 42 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,413 For having offended marc anthony in his speeches. 43 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,416 -[mouths answer] -cicero! 44 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,719 Mr. Tilley: [tv] no answer? Okay, we're looking for cicero. 45 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,588 Cara: See? 46 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,656 You're the smartest. 47 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,791 Cara's mom: Cara? Supper! 48 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,992 -Gotta go. 49 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,861 Talk to you tomorrow? 50 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,862 -Parting is such sweet, sweet, sorrow 51 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,030 That I shall say-- 52 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,399 [line goes dead] 53 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,534 Pop: Finally! 54 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,470 Just keep off the phone, will ya? 55 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,871 It's sweeps week! 56 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,539 -What's sweeps week? 57 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:48,940 -It's when they count the ratings. 58 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:51,810 One good week could put vocm in the top spot! 59 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,079 -Oh, they have contests, cash prizes. 60 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:57,415 If they call you and you say, "I live in vocm country," 61 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,318 You can win 59 dollars. 62 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,487 -Yeah, but you can't win, pop. We're related. 63 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,621 -Barely. 64 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,855 [car horn beeps outside] 65 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,591 -Dick's here. I'm off to work. 66 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,759 -Sweet jesus, you reeks! 67 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,827 I can practically see the cologne. 68 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:12,764 -Drakkar noir, nice. 69 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,634 -I'm doing a remote live from the strand lounge tonight. 70 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,669 Mary: Sure, you were working all day! 71 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,838 Mike, you got the boy run ragged. 72 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,007 -Sweeps week is war. 73 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,842 [car horn honks] 74 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,378 -A bar? 75 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,579 He's still a baby! 76 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:28,780 -Oh! 77 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:29,714 [phone rings] 78 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,617 -I'll get it! 79 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,719 I live in vocm country. 80 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,521 -Pop, will you put that down? You'll get us all arrested! 81 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,789 -For you, mark! 82 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,391 Just be quick. 83 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,559 Here! 84 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,093 -Oh! Uh... 85 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,729 Hello? 86 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,864 -Hey! Questions were dead easy, right? 87 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,799 We could have kicked that school's ass! 88 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,601 Mike sr: You can't win! You're my father! 89 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,836 Mary: Will you keep it down? Your son's on the phone! 90 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:52,904 -Yeah, I guess. 91 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,506 -I called earlier, but it was busy. 92 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,674 Pop: How do I know? 93 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:58,877 Your mother dated lots of men before me. 94 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,078 -You're embarrassing mark! 95 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,480 -Look, it's a bad time. 96 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,948 I'll talk to you at school tomorrow? 97 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,616 -Oh, okay, yeah. 98 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,883 [hangs up phone] 99 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:10,556 Adult mark (v.O.): Love is not a trivial pursuit. 100 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,758 ♪ 101 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,995 ♪ 102 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,830 Alright, kids! 103 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,099 What is canada's national sport? 104 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:22,166 -[beep] -hockey! 105 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,435 -Incorrect! 106 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,436 -[beep] -lacrosse! 107 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:25,571 Trick question. 108 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,506 Fox, I'm team captain. 109 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,608 Never buzz in unless I give you the nod. 110 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,510 -Can't believe I said yes to this. 111 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,645 -Alright, kids. This is serious! 112 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:36,114 The whole province will be watching. 113 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,717 So, whatever you do, don't think about that... 114 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:39,785 Or you'll freak out. 115 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,820 -[beep] -no, I won't. 116 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,889 -Yes, you will. -[beep] 117 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,724 -No, I won't, 'cause I don't care. 118 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,125 -That's not a toy! You'll break it. 119 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,860 [prolonged beep] 120 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,895 -Then whoever made it sucks. 121 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,196 -I did! 122 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,532 Mark, control your players. 123 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,168 -[beep] -I'd like to see him try. 124 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,170 -She has a point. 125 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,541 -Name the fictional detective created by arthur-- 126 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,875 -[beep] -uh, sherlock holmes! 127 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,711 Fox: [laughs] awesome! 128 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:09,481 -A tv studio is full of distractions. 129 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,616 -It's just a bit of fun. 130 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,884 -You need laser-sharp focus! 131 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,987 There'll be lights, and cameras, and... 132 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,188 -Your girlfriend? 133 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:18,757 -Gross! 134 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,892 -I meant cara! 135 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,661 Adult mark (v.O.): What kind of friend mentions 136 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,497 The girl you like in front of the other girl you like? 137 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,499 -[loudspeaker beeps] -sister rose: Attention! 138 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,033 All students to the gymnatorium. 139 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,503 All students to the gymnatorium! 140 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,573 -That's never good. 141 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,142 ♪ 142 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:43,581 -Mike, get up! It's almost eleven. 143 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,750 Oh, you little frigger. 144 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:52,990 Oh, my... 145 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:56,995 I guess he doesn't need you anymore either, does he? 146 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,463 [sighs] 147 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,135 Dick: Stick around! 148 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,605 Mike critch is next with the news! 149 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:10,542 Quarter to, quarter past, and on the hour. 150 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,010 Jeez, how much news do ya need? 151 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:15,747 On vocm! 152 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,183 ♪ 153 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,219 Thank god you're here, mike, b'y! 154 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,022 I thought I was gonna puke. 155 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,024 Young fella's dead to the world. 156 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,959 Got dragged off last night. 157 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:32,297 Women loves a man in uniform, huh? 158 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,098 Or so I hears. 159 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,168 -Here's the money for the "mad dash for the cash." 160 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,103 Now, the last thing we needs is a winner. 161 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:41,640 We only got 590 dollars in prize money to last the whole week. 162 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,307 That's 490 "ones," and one "hundred." 163 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,843 So for the love of god, 164 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:47,211 Hide the hundred at the bottom of the stack. 165 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,980 -I can't do math, mike b'y. 166 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,114 I'm still loaded! 167 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,583 -Okay... 168 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:55,754 Gertie: Mike, your father called. 169 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,724 You need to call home. 170 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,659 [phone rings] 171 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,797 I live in vocm country, hello. 172 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,733 -Pop, you can't win the contest. 173 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,034 -I already did. 174 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,002 You called me from the radio station, 175 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:16,608 And I answered correctly, so you owe me 59 dollars. 176 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,710 -We're not on the air! 177 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,012 -That's not mentioned in the rules and regs. 178 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,047 I could sue. 179 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,015 [slams phone down] 180 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,585 Mike sr: Disgraceful. 181 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:35,093 Sister rose: We must pray that our team will be victorious 182 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:38,830 Against the protestant heretics, children. 183 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,165 Adult mark (v.O.): We were treated like apollo astronauts. 184 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:44,302 But would we walk on the moon, or have a failure to launch? 185 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,771 Sister rose: It is written, 186 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,373 "their protestant god will fail them. 187 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,241 "many of them will stumble; 188 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:55,713 "they will fall and be broken." isaiah 8:15. 189 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,049 Reach for the top, children! 190 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:01,786 Reach for heaven! 191 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:06,257 -We're making memories, kids. Win or lose, it doesn't matter. 192 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:10,195 Let's hope for a win, though. 193 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:13,864 In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. 194 00:07:13,866 --> 00:07:15,867 Dear god, lots going on in the world, 195 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,201 But if you could just focus for a bit 196 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,270 On a child's game of trivia, 197 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,672 That would be very cool. 198 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,039 Amen. 199 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,143 Adult mark (v.O.): This was no longer "just a bit of fun." 200 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,083 -Better listening, vocm, mike critch speaking. 201 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,019 Woman on phone: Mike, it's linda. You sick? 202 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,622 -Uh, no, I'm fine, thank you. And yourself? 203 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,157 - I wants to throw up. 204 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,026 Listen to me! That's not very sexy, is it? 205 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:41,960 -Excuse me? 206 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,696 -I just woke up. I never even knew you left. 207 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,764 My whole room smells like drakkar noir. 208 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,100 I'm gonna chew the face right off ya when I sees ya. 209 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,168 -I think you have the wrong number. 210 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,305 -Why are you being weird? One and done, are ya? 211 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,607 Well, try and burn me off and I'll rip the head off ya! 212 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,642 [slams down phone] 213 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,947 [yawns] 214 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,249 [door shuts] 215 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,851 -Home early. 216 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,052 -Yeah. 217 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,921 I don't feel so good. 218 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,255 -Mm-hm. 219 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,759 Never slept at all by the looks of your bed. 220 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,061 So... 221 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,097 Where were you at last night? 222 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,800 -Well, bar closed at 2, 223 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,135 And we had to be at the station for 5, so... 224 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,739 I just ended up crashing at dick's. 225 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,274 -Listen, bucko. 226 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,410 You live here, you sleep here. You hear me? 227 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,012 -Mom, come on, it's my job. 228 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,280 -As long as you live in my house, 229 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:40,752 You will abide by my rules. 230 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,354 -Maybe I shouldn't live in your house, then. 231 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,758 ♪ 232 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,628 [door opens and shuts] 233 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,965 -And now it's time to play "what's in the teapot?" 234 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,435 Lucky caller number five, you're on the air. 235 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,970 Pop: [phone] hello! 236 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,472 I live in vocm country. 237 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,175 Dick: Now, the riddle is, "poor people have it. 238 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,910 "rich people need it. 239 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,913 "if you eat it, you will die." 240 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,313 What is it? 241 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,448 -[quietly] nothing. 242 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,316 Pop: Well, um, uh... 243 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,118 Nothing. 244 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:17,255 -That's right! The answer is "nothing"! 245 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,858 You win 50 dollars! 246 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,259 -Heh. Good for you, pop. 247 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,861 Pop: Fifty dollars? 248 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,263 -Pop? 249 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,465 -What's your name, caller? 250 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,902 Pop: Uh, well, my name is patrick crit-- 251 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,805 -We seem to have lost you, caller! 252 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,276 I swear to god, dick, if my father 253 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:41,312 Wins a prize on this station, I'm gonna have your hide. 254 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,819 And my son better not "get lucky" either! 255 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,564 Adult mark (v.O.): A real tv studio! 256 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,167 The whole province would see me win my prize: 257 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,935 Cara's heart. 258 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,905 Ritche: I don't think we're ready for this. 259 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,840 -Cara told me I'm the smartest guy she knows. 260 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,275 It's in the bag. 261 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:14,245 -Hey, kids. Welcome to reach for the top. 262 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,313 -You're... [clears throat] you're, uh... 263 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,350 You're, uh... -Call me bill. 264 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,919 -Uh... 265 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,153 -And you are...? 266 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,089 -He's mr. Chafe, our coach. -Ah. 267 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,057 -I knew that. 268 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:29,027 -Mark critch. Team captain. Huge fan. 269 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,196 -Oh, fantastic. 270 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,865 Ah, here we go. Have you met the other team yet? 271 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,503 -We already know each other. 272 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,871 -Hello. 273 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:44,042 My name's cara. I'm the team captain. 274 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,212 Let's keep this professional. 275 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,579 -Hope you like losing. 276 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,516 -Fox! It's just a bit of fun. 277 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,019 [intense music] 278 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,855 -Okay, so which team wants the top? 279 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,524 -Mark: Oh, it doesn't matter. -Cara: We want the bottom. 280 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,227 ♪ 281 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,362 Chad, this is mark. 282 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,030 Chad's the smartest boy I know. 283 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,365 -Hi. 284 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,566 Adult mark (v.O.): Wait, what? 285 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,434 Mr. Tilley: Okay, kids! 286 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,370 Let's take a photograph, okay? Right over here. 287 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,639 -That was cold! 288 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,408 -It's just a bit of fun... 289 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:18,543 -He's hot. 290 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,045 -Wha-- 291 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,913 -Right up there. 292 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,049 Adult mark (v.O.): My mind was as blank as a... 293 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,484 Uh, wait, I know this one. A... 294 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,591 Mike jr: [radio] stop by the strand lounge 295 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,259 For the wildest night in town! 296 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,262 -It sounds like sodom and gomorrah down there. 297 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,996 Mike jr: Spin the wheel of misfortune 298 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,265 And you could win a free small fish and chips! 299 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,934 -Wow, practically vegas. 300 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,903 Mike jr: Above the knee, drink for free! 301 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,171 - Oh! - No cover for the ladies! 302 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,141 -There are things a mother shouldn't know. 303 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,210 Mike jr: Enter the mad dash for the cash 304 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,345 And you could win 590 dollars. 305 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,480 -Oh! Uh, you know what? 306 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,349 Maybe we should go down there ourselves. 307 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,451 See what the lad's up to. 308 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,518 -You think? 309 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,021 -Well, do you want him to end up like dick dunphy? 310 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,222 -Oh, no! 311 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,023 -Yeah, get your keys. 312 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,363 Adult mark (v.O.): Even the top of her head was pretty. 313 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,499 -Hey... Cara? 314 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,070 -You don't look so good. 315 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:24,375 Stage hand: Okay, five, four, three, two, one... 316 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,576 Mr. Tilley: Well, good evening 317 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,445 And welcome to reach for the top. 318 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,414 This evening, we welcome these two schools... 319 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,449 The students of cashin academy. 320 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,051 [applause] 321 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,987 -And the students of st. Bridget's. 322 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,588 [applause] 323 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,390 -Players, are you ready? 324 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,593 Well, let's begin. 325 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:46,130 Who was the first person to fly solo across the atlantic? 326 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,265 -[beep] -lindbergh. 327 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,499 -That is correct. 328 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:49,466 Adult mark (v.O.): Beginner's luck! 329 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,137 -How many months have the letter "r" in them? 330 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,338 -[beep] -eight. 331 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,338 -That is correct. 332 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,474 What is the capital of the philippines? 333 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,075 -Uh-- -[beep] 334 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,276 -Saigon? 335 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,545 -Dude, what? 336 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,580 -Incorrect. Cashin? 337 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,781 -[beep] -manilla. 338 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,283 Mr. Tilley: That is correct. 339 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,285 Which nhl team won the stanley cup in-- 340 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,687 -[beep] -uh, the edmonton oilers. 341 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,357 -No, that is incorrect. The question for cashin now. 342 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,227 Which nhl team won the stanley cup in the 1983 finals? 343 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,595 -[beep] -the new york islanders. 344 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:21,199 -That is correct. 345 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,534 Adult mark (v.O.): I'd seen a lot of tv deaths, 346 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,504 But my own was the bloodiest. 347 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,308 Mr. Tilley: On what day did the storming of the bastille occur? 348 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,577 [siren wailing] 349 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:36,447 A protestant class destroyer is off our bow, captain. 350 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,117 [laser shots] 351 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,754 Captain, shields are down. 352 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,156 -Fire back! 353 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,658 -Not yet. 354 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,560 We can reason with her. 355 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,462 -Your human emotion of love is most illogical, captain. 356 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,532 They're hailing us. 357 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:57,735 -Put it on the screen. 358 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:03,141 ♪ 359 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,742 Surrender or die. 360 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,278 This is your final warning. 361 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,281 ♪ 362 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,750 ♪ 363 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:17,421 I still believe there is some good in you. 364 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,357 Catholics, protestants... 365 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,559 We both have hearts. 366 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,161 We both have... 367 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,296 Emotions. 368 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,165 We both have... 369 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,001 Love. 370 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,305 Search... 371 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,673 Your heart. 372 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,807 -Fire. 373 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,210 [explosion] 374 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,112 -[beep] -alaska? 375 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,847 Mr. Tilley: Correct. St. Bridget's is on the board! 376 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:44,682 -Yes! 377 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,784 -And with st. Bridget's with ten points, 378 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,185 We'll be back after this. 379 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,853 [applause] 380 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,589 What the frig? Are you taking a dive for her? 381 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,325 Adult mark (v.O.): I wish I was. 382 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,460 No, I wasn't taking a dive. 383 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,129 I was drowning. 384 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,404 Dick: [into mic] welcome to the strand lounge! 385 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,739 I'm dick dunphy from vocm magic mornings! 386 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,408 How you doing, st. John's? 387 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,610 Give it up for mike campbell! 388 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,214 -Alright, alright! Who wants to spin? 389 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,815 Excuse me, miss! 390 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:21,319 I am joined tonight by one of our nursing students! 391 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,622 -Yeah! -[applause and cheering] 392 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,325 -You're better looking than you are on the radio. 393 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,093 [audience exclaiming] 394 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,363 Are you ready to spin the wheel of misfortune? 395 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,866 -Wooooo! 396 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:39,704 [applause and cheering] 397 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,906 Mike jr: Oh! And you have landed on... 398 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,775 The potty chug! 399 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,210 Whoa...! 400 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,248 Bouncer: Uh, I don't need to see id. 401 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,186 Chug, chug, chug... 402 00:15:56,222 --> 00:16:00,224 Crowd: [chanting] chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 403 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,294 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 404 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,763 [mike falls silent as crowd continues chanting] 405 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,465 [people whistling and cheering] 406 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,833 We need to talk. 407 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,469 -Back off, missus. 408 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,604 I seen him first. 409 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,406 -Pop: Hm! -Mary: Oh...? 410 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,843 Adult mark (v.O.): The whole province was watching, 411 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,814 But I only had eyes for one girl. 412 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,716 -Snap out of it! 413 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,351 -I thought you didn't care about this! 414 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,885 -I don't. 415 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,455 But I'm not about to get beaten up on tv. 416 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,793 -Look, I thought I could do this all on my own, but... 417 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,461 I can't. 418 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,632 Ritche, you know music. 419 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,700 Tina, you got science. 420 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,237 Fox, you know sport. 421 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,473 -And... What do you know? 422 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,708 -When to shut up. -Good. 423 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,177 You touch that buzzer again, and I swear to god, 424 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,645 I will break your friggin' fingers. 425 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,247 Stage hand: ...Two, one! 426 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,516 [peppy gameshow music] 427 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,252 -And we're back with the final round. 428 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,187 It's a canadian question this time, folks. 429 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,590 How many provinces have a smaller population 430 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,325 Than the city of toronto? 431 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,493 -[beep] -seven? 432 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,661 -No, that's incorrect. St. Bridget's? 433 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,262 -[beep] -eight? 434 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,531 -That is correct. 435 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,832 -Yes! 436 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,534 Mr. Tilley: Music now. 437 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,871 Listen to the classical piece and name the composer. 438 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:24,175 [1812 overture playing] 439 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,213 -[beep] -tchaikovsky? 440 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,382 -That is correct. It was the 1812 overture. 441 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,550 -Yes! 442 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,287 Bite me, you prods! 443 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,188 Adult mark (v.O.): The only thing better than winning 444 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,424 Is watching your friends win. 445 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,692 Dick: Alright, show time! 446 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:42,827 [applause and cheering] 447 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,430 -Time for the mad dash for the cash! 448 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:51,735 [applause and cheering] 449 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,972 -We've got 590 bucks in the box! 450 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,542 One lucky customer will have 30 seconds 451 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,144 To collect as much cash as they can! 452 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,546 Who wants to play? 453 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,347 [people yelling] 454 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,783 -Dick: This fella doesn't... -Pop: Coming through! 455 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,452 Pop: Out of my way! Move it or lose it! 456 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,855 [crowd yelling] 457 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,789 Mom, you can't be here. 458 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,659 -I will go where I bloody well like, 459 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,794 And I will find out what you're up to 460 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,997 Supposing I have to come here every night. 461 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,366 -Please. You're embarrassing me. 462 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,534 -Oh! 463 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,369 Well, then. 464 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,539 ♪ 465 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,774 ♪ 466 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,810 -No, okay? You can't! Mike'll kill me! 467 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,514 -Out of my way! It's just a wind machine! 468 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,349 Start the clock! 469 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,285 Woman: Start the clock, start the clock... 470 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,621 Pop: Yeah... Whoa! 471 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,623 -[crowd cheering] -yeah, look at him go, there! 472 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:46,958 He asked for it, didn't he, now? 473 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,492 He asked for it! 474 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,693 -Oh! 475 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:54,264 -[pop laughing] -[crowd cheering] 476 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,967 Dick: Look at him go there! 477 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,703 Yeah, what have you got there? 478 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,305 -I know the difference between right and wrong. 479 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,873 You taught me that. 480 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,909 I will always need my mom. 481 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,877 Just... 482 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,680 Maybe not at the bar? 483 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,716 I'm not a baby anymore. 484 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,051 -But you are to me. 485 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,588 You always will be. 486 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,457 This is who you burned me off for, is it? 487 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,591 Mike jr: Oh... 488 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,393 No, uh, actually, this is my mom-- 489 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,395 [mary gasps] 490 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,063 [laughs] wait, wait... 491 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,065 You... Think we're dating? 492 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,333 -What is she, a fourth year? 493 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,336 -[gasps] oh... 494 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,371 Sit down, my love, hm? 495 00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,341 What's your name? 496 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,876 -Linda. -I'm mary. 497 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,545 -Hi, nice to meet ya. -I love your hair! 498 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,879 Dick: Alright, now! 499 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:46,484 Five, four, three, two, one! 500 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,885 That's time! 501 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,688 [applause] 502 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,957 -You alright, pat? -Oh... 503 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,027 Yeah, but I only got one bloody bill. 504 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,963 -Mike had me put flour on 'em, eh? 505 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,998 -What? 506 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,467 -Aw, jeez, the hundred! 507 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,569 You knows you can't keep it, though, now, pat. 508 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,638 The rules. 509 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,773 -Ah, I know. 510 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,977 But I still won, though, didn't I? 511 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,780 He won 100 dollars! 512 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,949 [crowd cheering] 513 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,785 Adult mark (v.O.): Winning can feel pretty great. 514 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:29,393 Pop: You look like a gutted cod gasping for air. 515 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,529 -Pop, shh! 516 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,097 Mr. Tilley: [tv] what was the last state 517 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,800 To join the us union? 518 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,535 -Hawaii? -That is correct! 519 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,436 -I look like I'm gonna throw up. 520 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,072 -I look awesome. 521 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,873 -Yeah, you do. 522 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,608 Mr. Tilley: Oh, and that's time! 523 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,477 Our provincial champions tonight, cashin academy! 524 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,881 They'll be carrying on to the nationals in ottawa! 525 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,550 Goodnight, everyone. 526 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,352 [busy signal] 527 00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,090 You were amazing. 528 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,692 -We taped it. 529 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,428 Do you wanna come over and watch it again after school? 530 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,764 -Yeah! I'd love that. 531 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,499 -Okay. You hang up. 532 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,966 -No, you. -No, you . 533 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,468 -No, y-- 534 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,573 Adult mark (v.O.): Love is a game best played 535 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,440 With two players. 536 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,776 And when you find the right player, 537 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,578 Nobody loses. 538 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,783 ♪ 539 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,453 ♪ 540 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,923 ♪ 541 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,126 ♪ 542 00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,930 ♪ 543 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,601 ♪ 544 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,437 ♪ 38030

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