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* BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM
BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM *
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* BOOM BOOM BOOM
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* LAND OF THE SILVER BIRCH
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* HOME OF THE BEAVER
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* WHERE STILL
THE MIGHTY MOOSE *
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* WANDERS AT WILL
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* BLUE LAKE AND ROCKY SHORE
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* I WILL RETURN ONCE MORE
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* BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM
BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM *
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* BOOM BOOM BOOM
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* BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM
BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM *
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* BOOM BOOM BOOM
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* BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM
BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM *
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* BOOM BOOM BOOM.
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HERE.
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Woman:
DAD, WHAT...
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DAD, OH MY GOD!
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DAD.
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DAD...
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Man:
WELL, I GUESS DEATH
WAITS FOR US ALL,
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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US.
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I WAS JUST KIND OF HOPING
THAT GOD MIGHT HAVE MADE
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AN EXCEPTION
FOR A CURLING MAN.
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BUT OBVIOUSLY I WAS WRONG,
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AND IF YOU CAN HEAR
MY VOICE THEN YOU KNOW
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THAT I'VE GONE TO THAT GREAT
"BONSPIEL" IN THE SKY.
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BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST WILL
AND TESTAMENT OF ME,
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DONALD FOLEY.
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I'M GOING TO MISS
THIS WORLD.
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YES, I'M GOING TO MISS
THIS WORLD.
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I KNOW, I DIED
WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE,
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AND I HOPE
MY UNDERWEAR WAS TOO,
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BUT I'M STILL GOING TO MISS
THIS WORLD,
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MISS OUR TOWN.
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HELL, I'M EVEN GOING
TO MISS THE MINE,
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BECAUSE I LOVE THE SMELL
OF SULFUR IN THE MORNING.
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AND I KNOW I PROBABLY DIED
OF A HEART ATTACK,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, I SURE AS HELL
DIDN'T DIE OF A BROKEN HEART
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BECAUSE I HAD YOU,
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MY NEAREST AND DEAREST,
THE HUMANS I LOVED.
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MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, EVA.
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SO LONG,
"KAMA SUTRA GIRL."
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AND MY OWN
PERSONAL ASTRONAUT,
MY DAUGHTER JULIE.
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AND MY TOUGH LITTLE AMY,
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YOU'VE DONE
A GREAT JOB WITH BRANDON.
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I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
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AND TO MY FOUR
CURLING PROTEGES,
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I KNOW I OFTEN TREATED YOU
LIKE A VENEREAL DISEASE,
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BUT YOU WERE THE BEST TEAM
A MAN COULD HAVE THE HONOR
TO COACH.
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I THINK OF YOU
AS PART OF MY FAMILY.
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MR. NEIL BUCYK,
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ONE OF THE GREAT
LEAD STONES OF THE GAME.
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I'M CONFIDENT
YOU'LL HANDLE THE SENDOFF
OF MY MORTAL REMAINS
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WITH ALL THE DIGNITY
AND SOLEMNITY THAT SUCH
AN OCCASION CALLS FOR.
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DUU-OHH!
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Donald:
OH, AND NEIL,
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I WOULD SURELY APPRECIATE
THAT DISCOUNT WE TALKED ABOUT.
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HERE IT IS,
HERE IT IS.
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OH, GOD, STOP.
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TO DONALD FOLEY.
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All:
TO DONALD FOLEY.
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Donald:
AND TO MY GREAT GUARD ROCK,
EDDIE STRONBACK,
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ONE OF THESE DAYS
YOUR SPERM IS GOING
TO LAND ON THE BUTTON
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AND I HOPE YOU AND LILY
NAME THE FIRSTBORN AFTER ME.
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AND JAMES LENNOX,
MASTER TAKE-OUT ARTIST,
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YOU DON'T COME HOME ENOUGH,
BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE LIFE
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OF A BIG COMMODITY
IN THE COMMODITIES BUSINESS.
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I'D LIKE TO PASS ON
A WORD OF ADVICE:
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YOU'LL NEVER GET A WOMAN
TO SETTLE WITH YOU
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IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
HER NAME.
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LINDA, EDDIE, LILY
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- THIS IS JEANNIE.
- JOANNE.
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JOANNE! SHIT, SORRY BABY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
WITH ME.
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MUST HAVE "NAMEZHEIMERS"
OR SOMETHING.
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Donald:
AND CHRIS CUTTER,
THE NATURAL BORN SKIPPER.
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THERE ARE THOSE
WHO WOULD CALL YOU
A SON OF A BITCH
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FOR ABANDONING
YOUR TEAMMATES,
YOUR TOWN,
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AND LEAVING MY DAUGHTER
STANDING AT THE ALTAR,
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AND I'D BE ONE OF THEM.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU?
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO TAKE MY MOM
TO THE WAKE.
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Donald:
BUT I'M ANGLING
TO GET INTO HEAVEN,
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SO I SUPPOSE
I'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE YOU.
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AFTER ALL, WHO KNOWS,
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MAYBE YOU'VE CHANGED.
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I CAN TELL YOU,
OUR LITTLE TOWN SURE HAS.
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OH, FUCK.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO KELSEY'S?
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THEY PUT UP
ONE OF THOSE AMERICAN
"BIG BOX'S" DOWN THE ROAD.
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- BLED THEM DRY.
- GODDAMN IT.
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THIS IS HAPPENING
ALL ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.
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PLACES LIKE KELSEY'S,
TOOK THEM 60 YEARS TO GET
THE CREAKS IN THE FLOOR.
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YOU CAN'T MASS PRODUCE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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THAT HARDWARE STORE
WAS UNIQUE.
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SO WAS MY HUSBAND.
I'M STILL GLAD THEY CAME UP
WITH VIBRATORS.
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LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT VIBRATORS--
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OH MY GOD.
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- YEAH.
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Donald:
I'D LIKE YOU TO DO ME
A FAVOR, CHRIS.
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I'D LIKE YOU TO SAY HELLO
TO AN OLD TEAMMATE OF MINE.
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I'M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED.
LAST TIME I SAW HIM
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HE WAS DOING SOMETHING
IRREGULAR WITH A COW.
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HE'S YOUR FATHER.
HE MISSES YOU.
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AND NOW,
MY WORLDLY EFFECTS I LEAVE
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TO THE THREE WOMEN
IN MY LIFE,
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KNOWING THAT YOU'LL
GIVE EACH OTHER ALL
YOUR LOVING SUPPORT.
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SO YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUT
BECAUSE HE WAS A LOSER?
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TELL ME HOW
THAT FUCKING WORKS.
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- I DIDN'T SAY THAT, AMY.
- JULIE, IT'S NOT--
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WHAT? WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO TAKE HER SIDE?
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A HEART LIKE HIS
AND SHE TAKES HIM OUT
ON THE LAKE?
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AT LEAST I
WAS THERE FOR HIM.
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THERE FOR HIM?
YOU KILLED HIM.
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Donald:
YES, IT'S THE PEACE
AND TRANQUILITY
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OF OUR HAPPY HOME
THAT I WILL MISS.
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And that concludes
the reading
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of the last will
and testament of me,
Donald Foley.
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There is however,
a codicil.
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It is my wish
that my cremated remains
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be placed under
the handle of this,
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the last
of the Copernicus stones.
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WHICH MR. FOLEY DIED
RECOVERING FROM THE BOTTOM
OF TROUT LAKE.
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THOUGH, HOW THEY CAME
TO BE AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE LAKE
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IS ONE OF LONG BAY'S
MOST ENDURING MYSTERIES.
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The Golden Broom
was established in 1937.
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From that time
to the present,
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the closest any local rink
has come to winning it is you.
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Therefore, I'm asking you
to reunite as a rink
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and that you place
this rock containing me,
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Donald Foley--
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place it on the button
and finish the job.
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Remember...
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the purity of the heart
is to will one thing.
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GOOD GOD
IN HIS HIGH CHAIR,
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THAT MAN
WAS SO UNSTEADY.
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- UH-HUH.
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MARVIN, THIS CAN'T BE
LEGALLY BINDING.
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NO, NO, NO.
BUT MORALLY?
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WELL, IT'S
A BIG DECISION.
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HERE'S YOUR COACH.
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Julie:
THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE GOING
TO DO IT, IS THERE?
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Amy:
IT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE IT.
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Eva:
YOU NEVER KNOW
WITH THOSE BOYS, DO YOU?
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THEY HAVEN'T SEEN
EACH OTHER IN 10 YEARS.
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Linda:
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
THE COUNTRY CLUB.
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HEY, DAD?
WHAT HAPPENS TO A BODY
AFTER IT DIES?
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- IT ROTS.
- NO, I MEAN
BEFORE THE ROT.
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- A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY,
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
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YOU IGNORE IT,
YOU IGNORE MY WISHES.
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SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE
WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
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PASS THE BEETS, PLEASE.
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I'M TRYING
TO REACH OUT HERE,
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BECAUSE IF THERE IS
AN ABSOLUTE TRUTH--
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THE BEETS, PLEASE--
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THE TRUTH IS THIS,
YOU CANNOT SNUB
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THE TREASURER
OF THE COUNTRY CLUB
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AND EXPECT TO BE
LOOKED UPON FAVORABLY.
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THE BEETS, PLEASE.
THIRD TIME I'VE ASKED.
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TO ANSWER
YOUR QUESTION, ANDREW,
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SOMETIMES YOU GET BURIED
IN THE GROUND,
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AND OTHER TIMES,
ALTHOUGH IT'S INFREQUENT,
YOU GET PUT IN A STONE,
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AND OTHER TIMES
YOU JUST GET MARRIED.
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I MEAN, FUN'S FUN
AND ALL, BUT YOU AND ME,
WE'VE GOT PLANS.
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WE CAN'T JUST DROP
EVERYTHING, PICK UP
AND GO CURLING.
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SURE YOU CAN.
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NOW, ED.
RIGHT NOW.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS, LIL,
THIS IS GOING TO WORK,
AND YOU AND ME,
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WE'RE GOING
TO FIND OURSELVES WITH
A WHOLE BROOD OF KIDS.
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"I PRAY THE LORD
THIS SPERM WILL FLOAT
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AND MAKE MY EGG
A GOOD ZYGOTE."
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OH, JESUS!
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- Joanne: I'M TICKLISH.
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James:
WELL, SUPPRESS IT.
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COME ON,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
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EACH TEAM HAS EIGHT ROCKS,
EACH GUY THROWS TWO.
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WHEN ALL
THE ROCKS ARE THROWN,
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WHOEVER HAS THEIR ROCK
CLOSEST TO THE BUTTON,
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OR BULL'S-EYE,
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THAT TEAM
GETS THE POINTS.
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SO, IF YOU'RE ON
MY BUTTON,
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BUT I'VE GOT TWO ROCKS
OVER HERE,
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- NO, BECAUSE I'M CLOSER.
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WHOEVER'S CLOSER,
THAT TEAM SCORES.
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- THE OTHER GUY
GETS NOTHING.
- OKAY.
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- LIKE SHUTTLEBOARD.
- IT'S SHUFFLEBOARD, AND NO.
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YOU GOT TO THINK
MORE LIKE SNOOKER, POKER,
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AND FREE-FACED ROCK CLIMBING.
THIS IS DANGEROUS SHIT.
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'CAUSE IF YOUR STONE'S
A HIGH, HARD ONE,
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YOU ARE GOING TO SLIDE
RIGHT THROUGH THE HOUSE
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AND WIND UP IN THE HACK.
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MUST URINATE.
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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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SHOOT, I FORGOT
TO TELL YOU ABOUT
YOUR FRIEND IN THERE.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT
400 POUNDS OF DEFECATING
MENACE, MAN?
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I'M LOOKING
FOR MY MONEY.
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HOW'D HE SEEM?
YOU KNOW, MOOD
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YOU FUCKED
WITH STUCKMORE.
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Chris:
COME ON,
SHUT UP IN THERE.
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- James: EASY, WATCH THE HAIR.
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- BUSINESS DISPUTE.
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James:
JESUS CHRIST, HE'S COMING
THROUGH THE WALL, MAN.
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PIECE OF SHIT.
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WHERE'S MY MONEY?
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OKAY, LISTEN.
I TOLD YOU THE MONEY
WAS HERE, RIGHT?
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- HERE IT IS.
THAT'S THE MONEY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
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DON'T FUCK AROUND.
HE'S MANIFESTLY SERIOUS.
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I WANT MY MONEY.
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OKAY. THE MONEY.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
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IT'S KIND OF HEAVY.
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OKAY, I REALLY
GOT TO PEE NOW.
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Eddie:
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, HUH?
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Chris:
TOO MUCH LIKE OLD TIMES.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
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IT MEANS A DECADE GOES BY
AND I'M STILL
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- PICKING UP AFTER YOU.
- YOU'RE NOT PICKING UP.
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NO? A GIANT WALKED
THE FUCKING EARTH,
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00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,158
NOW HE'S LYING
IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR.
218
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,027
YEAH?
219
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,463
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YEAH"?
AM I STILL SPEAKING ENGLISH?
220
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,032
- YEAH.
- PRETTY MUCH.
221
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,633
THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM.
222
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,668
HOLD UP RIGHT THERE,
MY BON VIVANT.
223
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,570
THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM.
224
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,606
- THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM.
225
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,608
SURE. ALL I DID WAS CAP
HIS BULK MESCALINE
226
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,610
FOR STREET SALE
AND NEGLECT TO PAY HIM.
227
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,280
CHRIS, CRUSHED HIS HEAD
WITH A CURLING ROCK.
228
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,449
YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND
ABOUT THESE GUYS.
229
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:46,286
TO THEM,
MONEY IS MORE
OR LESS A HOBBY.
230
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:49,022
VIOLENCE,
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IS THEIR VOCATION.
231
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,025
WHAT DOES
THIS HAVE TO DO WITH
COMMODITIES TRADING?
232
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,694
EVERY FOOD CHAIN
HAS ITS BRUTALITIES.
233
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,965
- Neil: THE GIANT IS AWAKE.
234
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,599
STOP SIGN.
235
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,651
- OH SHIT.
236
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,560
IS THERE A PROBLEM,
FRANCIS?
237
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,562
YOU KNOW, NEIL?
238
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:33,200
SOMETIMES KEEPING
THE PEACE REQUIRES
A LIMITED VISION.
239
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:37,304
FOR INSTANCE, I DON'T SEE
THAT QUESTIONABLE CIGARETTE
IN JIM'S MOUTH.
240
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,273
WHAT I DO SEE IS A CAR
BOUNCING UP AND DOWN LIKE HELL.
241
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,743
SHOCKS.
THEY NEED WEIGHT.
242
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,113
AH.
243
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,415
James:
SO LIFE'S GOOD,
FRANCIS?
244
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,151
OH, IT'S GOOD AND SPICY.
ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU BOYS
245
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,253
ARE TAKING A RUN
AT THE GOLDEN BROOM.
246
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,356
WHO SAID WE WERE GOING
TO TAKE A RUN?
247
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:01,028
IN LAW ENFORCEMENT
WE CALL THIS A "DEDUCTION."
248
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,196
TO WIT: I GOT
FOUR DELINQUENTS
249
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,564
WITH THEIR COACH
ON THE ROOF.
250
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,000
NOW, I CONCLUDE THAT
YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING
251
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,568
FOR PRACTICE ICE
AS OPPOSED TO,
252
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,538
I DON'T KNOW,
LET'S SAY DISPOSING
OF A BODY.
253
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,558
YOU GOT A PROBLEM THERE?
254
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,027
MUFFLER.
255
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,063
YOU'LL BE WANTING
TO REPAIR THAT, EH?
256
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,298
NIGHT, FRANCIS.
257
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,147
James:
OH CHRIST!
258
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,451
Chris:
OW! WATCH MY FOOT.
259
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,078
Eddie:
THE GIANT IS AWAKE AGAIN.
260
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,716
ME. DOWN. NOW.
261
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,319
OKAY.
262
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,865
YOU'RE DEAD.
263
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,435
SAY HELLO
TO PORT HURON FOR US.
264
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,804
* BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM
BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM *
265
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,806
* BOOM BOOM BOOM
266
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,542
Eddie:
ANYBODY HUNGRY?
267
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,410
YOU PACKED
A LUNCH?
268
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,845
NO, LILY DID.
JUST IN CASE.
269
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,215
- JUST IN CASE--
270
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,850
I DON'T KNOW,
JUST IN CASE ANYTHING.
271
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,120
WAIT, EVERY TIME YOU
STEP OUT OF THE HOUSE
SHE PACKS YOU A LUNCH?
272
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,122
- NO, NOT EVERY TIME.
273
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,124
LIKE SAY IN THE COURSE
OF A WEEK?
274
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,592
SIX TIMES, MAYBE.
275
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,594
UNBELIEVABLE.
276
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,130
IF LINDA EVER
PACKED ME ANYTHING,
IT'D BE DYNAMITE.
277
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,666
- SHE'D PACK IT UP MY ASS.
- OW. OW.
278
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,435
SO, JIM, WHAT'S THE STORY
WITH THIS GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS?
279
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,174
OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT HER?
280
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:31,311
- A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
ON AND OFF.
281
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,779
SHE'S A RENT-A-GIRLFRIEND.
282
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,814
Chris:
GOOD GOD,
LISTEN TO YOURSELF.
283
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,317
ARE YOU SOME KIND
OF MORAL DYSLEXIC?
284
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,419
I THINK YOU GOT THAT
BACKWARDS, BABY.
285
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:08,181
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
- Chris: GUYS, COME ON,
286
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,650
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
ANY ONE OF US THREW A STONE?
287
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,619
Neil:
IT'LL BE 10 YEARS,
MAY 13th.
288
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,687
YEAH, THAT'S WHEN
YOU WALKED OUT ON US.
289
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,424
WHICH MYSTIFIED THE HELL
OUT OF ALL OF US.
290
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:21,428
I MEAN, THE THREE OF US
SAT AROUND SCRATCHING
OUR ASSES,
291
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,297
WONDERING WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO CHRIS
IN THAT LAST GAME
292
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,867
THAT WOULD MAKE HIM
WALK AWAY FROM A CHANCE
TO WIN THE GOLDEN BROOM
293
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,537
WITHOUT SAYING
A FUCKING WORD TO ANYBODY?
294
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:36,476
NOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENED
THAT ONE DAY
295
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,347
I FOUND MYSELF
IN A BAR IN BOOB LAKE.
296
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,650
SUDDENLY THE ANSWER
CAME TO ME IN A VISION.
297
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,919
AND IT WENT
KIND OF LIKE THIS.
298
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,699
Eddie:
DOES HE MEAN A "BURNING
BUSH" SORT OF THING?
299
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,403
Neil:
NO, HE MEANS CUTTER BURNED
A ROCK AND DIDN'T CALL IT.
300
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,405
NO, HE DIDN'T.
301
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,540
YEAH.
302
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,542
Eddie:
IS THAT TRUE?
303
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,644
YOU TOUCHED A ROCK
AND DIDN'T CALL IT?
304
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,880
WE GOT INTO THE FINALS
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED?
305
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,849
James:
THAT'S WHY HE THREW
THE STONES IN THE LAKE.
306
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,352
Neil:
THAT'S WHY YOU
COULDN'T FACE US.
307
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,621
NOW HERE YOU ARE.
308
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,857
AND HERE WE ARE.
309
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:28,261
AND DONALD FOLEY,
GOD REST HIS SOUL,
310
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,930
HAS ASKED US TO PUT HIM
ON THE BUTTON.
311
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,933
SO I GUESS
THE BURNING QUESTION IS
312
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,935
ARE YOU GOING TO PICK UP
THAT STONE?
313
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,872
- IT'S ON FIRE.
- I MEAN METAPHORICALLY.
314
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,643
FOLEY ALWAYS
SAID THE LIFEBLOOD
OF THIS GAME IS HONOR.
315
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,881
YOU THINK I DESERVE
TO PICK UP THAT STONE?
316
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,684
WHY NOT?
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
317
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,787
YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING IT
FOR 10 YEARS ALREADY.
318
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,751
- HEY.
319
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,853
HEY.
320
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,021
I SAW YOUR CAR OUTSIDE.
321
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,924
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT
AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING?
322
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,827
DRIVING AROUND,
TRYING NOT TO DRINK.
323
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,031
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
324
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,634
AMY, I'M HANGING OUT
WITH YOUR DAD.
325
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,804
WHICH, IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
IS VAGUELY CREEPY.
326
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,344
MY DAD
WAS A FREAK, EH?
327
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,947
YES.
328
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:58,418
I HAD NO IDEA
HIS PLAN WAS SO...
329
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,453
ELABORATE, YOU KNOW?
330
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,056
I THOUGHT
IT WAS A NICE WAY TO GET
TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM.
331
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,026
I'D TAKE THESE SCUBA LESSONS,
AND HE'D GET THE BOAT,
332
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:11,931
AND WE'D GET THE ROCKS,
AND GET YOU-- GUYS BACK.
333
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,934
AND NOW I THINK,
"FOR WHAT?"
334
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,870
I MEAN, I LOOK AT HIM
IN THIS THING,
335
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:21,941
AND IT IS
JUST A ROCK.
336
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,676
NO, IT'S NOT
JUST A ROCK.
337
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,045
- NO.
338
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:30,517
IT'S 42 POUNDS
OF POLISHED GRANITE
339
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,752
WITH A BEVELED
UNDERBELLY
340
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,588
AND A HANDLE
A HUMAN BEING CAN HOLD.
341
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:40,026
IT MAY HAVE
NO PRACTICAL PURPOSE
IN AND OF ITSELF
342
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,529
BUT IT IS A REPOSITORY
OF HUMAN POSSIBILITY
343
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:45,598
AND IF IT'S HANDLED
JUST RIGHT IT WILL EXACT
A KIND OF POETRY.
344
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,803
FOR 10 YEARS
I'VE DRILLED FOR OIL
345
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,139
IN 93 COUNTRIES,
FIVE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS,
346
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,775
AND NOT ONCE HAVE I
DONE ANYTHING TO EQUAL
347
00:22:55,808 --> 00:23:00,580
THE GRACE OF A WELL-THROWN
ROCK SLIDING DOWN A SHEET.
348
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,552
NOT ONCE.
349
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,495
I'M A DRUG DEALER.
350
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,962
I BURY DEAD PEOPLE.
351
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,864
I HAVE A SINGLE DIGIT
SPERM COUNT.
352
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,566
AND I'M A NAKED CHEATER.
353
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,469
Chris:
I SAY WE GO FOR IT.
354
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,505
ARE YOU WITH ME?
355
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,542
LET'S DO IT.
356
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,960
James:
THIS WATER'S GLACIAL!
357
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:23,229
Eddie:
THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S FED
BY A GLACIER.
358
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,832
Neil:
MY GONADS HAVE
FORSAKEN ME.
359
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,934
Chris:
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO START PLAYING.
360
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,069
Eddie:
YEAH, WE'VE GOT
TO GET INTO GAME SHAPE.
361
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:33,139
I'VE LINED UP
OUR FIRST MATCH
WITH SOME OLD BOYS.
362
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,242
Neil:
DIDN'T THERE USED TO BE
A ROPE LADDER?
363
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,779
IF I COULD GET
A HARD-ON, WE COULD
ALL CLIMB OUT.
364
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,559
- HEY.
- HEY.
365
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,927
I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH
SOME OF DAD'S STUFF.
366
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:59,031
NOBODY ELSE REALLY SEEMED
UP TO IT SO I THOUGHT--
367
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,200
I WOULD--
368
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:06,072
- HEY, COME HERE.
- I JUST MISS HIM.
369
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,678
ME, TOO.
370
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,816
YOU CAME FOR THE ROCKS,
DIDN'T YOU?
371
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,218
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
372
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,221
I HAVE TO, JULIE.
I OWE HIM.
373
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,125
YOU OWE HIM WHAT?
374
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,795
ME.
375
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,797
I OWE HIM WHAT I AM.
376
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,833
YOU'RE A ROUGHNECK
IN THE OIL PATCH, CHRIS.
377
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,002
THAT'S NOT A DEBT.
THAT'S A CURSE.
378
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,638
NOT EVERYONE CAN BE
AN ASTRONAUT, JULIE.
379
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,073
YOU SAY THAT
LIKE IT'S A FAULT.
380
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,776
COME ON, I DON'T MEAN THAT.
YOU KNOW THAT.
381
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,078
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
382
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,115
EVERYONE'S PROUD OF YOU.
HE WAS PROUD OF YOU.
383
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:51,951
- HE LOVED YOU.
384
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,721
- YEAH, I LOVED HIM.
385
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,723
OF COURSE YOU LOVED HIM.
386
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:02,228
- NO.
387
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,030
- ME.
388
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:08,034
YES, ME. YOU MORON,
DID YOU LOVE ME?
389
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,838
YEAH, I DID.
390
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:20,246
HERE, JUST
TAKE THIS AND GO.
391
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,125
Eddie:
I SAY WE PLAY WITH HONOR.
392
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,127
Neil:
YEAH, AND WITH DIGNITY.
393
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,964
Chris:
BUT REMEMBER, WE SAY NOTHING
ABOUT INCONTINENCE.
394
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,232
- GOOD GAME.
- TAKE IT EASY ON US, BOYS.
395
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,336
WE ARE GOING TO SWEEP
THOSE DIAPERS RIGHT OFF
YOUR ASSES!
396
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:47,006
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SONNY.
ASSHOLE.
397
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,008
COME ON BOYS,
LET'S KICK SOME BUTT.
398
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,978
James:
HEY, LOOK WHO SHOWED.
399
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,858
MIND IF I
JOIN YOU?
400
00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,860
SURE.
401
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,230
Amy:
BUCKLE UP.
GET COMFORTABLE,
402
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,733
BECAUSE HERE WE GO.
403
00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,207
Joanne:
SO, WHAT INNING ARE WE IN?
404
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,875
Amy:
THEY'RE CALLED "ENDS,"
405
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,044
AND THIS IS THE FIRST.
THEY'LL PLAY 10.
406
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,213
UP ONE SIDE AND DOWN
THE OTHER.
407
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,116
Joanne:
THOSE OLD GUYS
ARE KIND OF OLD, AREN'T THEY?
408
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,919
Julie:
DON'T BE DECEIVED.
OLD GUYS HAVE THE TOUCH.
409
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,688
HE'LL LAY THAT STONE IN
JUST SO.
410
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,958
THEY MAY BE OLD,
BUT THEY ARE THE ENEMY.
KILL THEM.
411
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,160
Amy:
YOU SEE, EVERY PLAYER
412
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,062
HAS HIS OWN KIND
OF STYLE.
413
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,965
SOME GUYS HAVE
PERFECT WEIGHT.
414
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,100
- THEY THROW
THE LEAD STONE.
- OFF!
415
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:51,103
THEN YOU HAVE YOUR GUARDS,
THEN YOU HAVE TAKE-OUT ARTISTS.
416
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,840
AND FINALLY,
YOU HAVE YOUR SKIPPER.
417
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,242
TOGETHER ALL FOUR OF THEM
MAKE A "RINK."
418
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:59,078
AND OUR RINK
IS DOING PRETTY GOOD.
419
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,847
Julie:
SO FAR.
420
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,882
LIKE RIDING A BIKE.
421
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:04,951
NEVER LOSE IT, DO YOU?
NOT REALLY.
422
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,954
NO, SIR.
423
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,956
Julie:
BUT OLD GUYS CAN BE CUNNING.
424
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,423
Old man:
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
425
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:14,193
TOBACCO
FROM PERSIA.
426
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,228
I HAD A PERSIAN
CAT ONCE.
427
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,097
Julie:
THEY'LL TRY AND LULL YOU
428
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,966
INTO A FALSE SENSE
OF SECURITY.
429
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,500
Joanne: WOW.
430
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,102
NAME OF KITTY.
431
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:26,072
LEGS FROM HERE
TO LOS ANGELES.
432
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:29,108
MAY I JUST SAY
WHAT AN HONOR THIS IS?
433
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:32,078
I MEAN, I BARELY
GOT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL
434
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,981
AND SHIT-- YOU WENT
TO THE UNIVERSITY.
435
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,816
Amy:
TWO OF THEM, ACTUALLY.
436
00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:38,785
McGILL AND HARVARD.
DOUBLE DOCTORATE.
437
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:43,022
WHICH IS AMAZING.
BUT YOUR FITNESS LEVEL--
438
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,125
I MEAN, "WHO LET
THE DOGS OUT?"
439
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,495
Joanne:
SO, WHAT THE HECK
ARE ALL THE BROOMS FOR?
440
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,831
Julie:
WITHOUT TOUCHING
THE ROCK YOU CAN AFFECT
441
00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,966
IT'S SPEED AND ACCURACY.
YOU CAN KIND OF STEER
442
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,368
A BLOCK OF GRANITE
DOWN 146 FEET OF ICE
443
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,471
AND LAND IT ON AN AREA
THE SIZE OF A TOILET--
444
00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:01,841
WHICH IS WHERE OUR GUYS
ARE GOING TO WIND UP
445
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,843
IF CUTTER DOESN'T PULL
HIS SHIT TOGETHER.
446
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:06,745
I THOUGHT YOU
WEREN'T INTERESTED.
447
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,884
ADMIT IT-- YOU STILL
GOT IT FOR HIM.
448
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,121
TAP THIS ONE.
RAISE THIS ONE--
449
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,957
- TAP IT.
450
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,994
I THINK THEY'RE GOING
TO DO IT.
451
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,003
WHOO-HOO!
452
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,017
James:
WHOO-HOO!
453
00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:48,120
I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMETHING
LIKE THAT IN '50, '52--
454
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,990
I'VE NEVER SEEN
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
455
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,325
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
456
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,595
THE LARGEST PIECE OF STONE
NEAREST THE BUTTON WINS
THE POINT.
457
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,498
- A TAP WITH AUTHORITY!
458
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,133
YOU STUPID, FUCKING...
459
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,569
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
460
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,917
Julie:
ONE LAST YELLOW STONE
AND A WIDE-OPEN TARGET,
461
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,119
WHICH MEANS OUR GUYS
ARE ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED
462
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:22,388
BY A GANG
OF OCTOGENARIANS.
463
00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:24,256
THOSE ARE OLD PEOPLE.
464
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,258
OH.
465
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,170
Together:
YEAH!
466
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:21,613
- I FORGOT THE TAPE.
- I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM.
467
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:25,017
- I'M SURE YOU WILL.
468
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,159
HERE COMES TROUBLE.
469
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,232
LISTEN, ALL I CAN SAY
IN MY DEFENSE--
470
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,639
OKAY, WHAT WAS
THAT ABOUT?
471
00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:50,009
ABOUT MY EQUIVALENT
OF A "MERCY FUCK."
472
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,979
TAKE THIS.
473
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:06,058
HI, MY NAME'S AMY,
AND I'M STILL AN ALCOHOLIC.
474
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:09,661
I'M A SINGLE MOM,
AND MY EX--
475
00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:13,299
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE HE IS.
476
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:18,737
AND THERE'S
THIS OTHER GUY
477
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:22,508
THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN
IN A LONG TIME
478
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,711
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW--
479
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:33,152
THE PROBLEM IS,
HE REMINDS ME OF MY DAD.
480
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,556
THE POINT IS,
LATELY I'VE BEEN FEELING
LIKE I NEED A "TOUCH-ME-UP,"
481
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:40,026
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHICH WAY TO TURN.
482
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:43,262
HEY, YOU CAN TURN TO ME
ANYTIME YOU WANT.
483
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,265
THANK YOU.
THAT'S SWEET.
484
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,367
I'D RATHER SHIT
IN MY MOUTH.
485
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:03,049
SO, WHAT WAS THAT
WITH YOU AND "SPACE WOMAN"?
486
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,051
SHE WANTED TO GIVE ME
THIS TAPE.
487
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:09,355
- HER TONGUE WAS IN HER MOUTH.
488
00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:12,424
Recording:
It's the coach, boys.
489
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,426
JESUS, IT'S THE VOICE
OF THE DEAD.
490
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,695
I imagine by now
you've thrown a couple rocks
491
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,032
and you're beginning to think
this was a pretty dim idea.
492
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,767
I just want to thank you
for trying.
493
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,303
THAT'S MANIPULATION.
HE'S TRYING TO MANIPULATE US.
494
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,272
And I'm not trying
to manipulate you.
495
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:29,575
Truth is, my spirit
can only carry you so far.
496
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:33,045
What you need now
is some paternal advice.
497
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,580
Eddie:
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
498
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:37,549
And Chris, I think
you know what that means.
499
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:39,551
I'll see you boys later.
500
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:43,155
- When you're dead, of course.
501
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,524
OH, GOD.
IT'S SO TRUE.
502
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,827
In the meantime,
keep your brooms on the ice.
503
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,063
JESUS!
504
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,712
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU
SEE OUT THERE?
505
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:09,148
- BEAVERS.
506
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,716
- YEAH.
- OKAY, GOOD.
507
00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:13,652
NO, NOT GOOD.
IT'S AN OMEN.
508
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,687
OKAY, COME ON.
LET'S GET THE BROOMS.
509
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:29,435
- James: HEY, MAN,
WHAT IF IT IS AN OMEN?
- IT'S NOT AN OMEN.
510
00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:32,471
IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF CONFUSED BEAVERS.
511
00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,542
"AND THE RIVER
SHALL BRING FORTH
BEAVERS ABUNDANTLY,
512
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,445
WHICH SHALL GO UP
AND COME INTO THINE HOUSE,
513
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,448
- AND INTO THY BEDCHAMBER."
514
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:45,451
THINK ABOUT IT.
WE JUST HAD OUR ASSES
CHEWED OFF
515
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,653
BY GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE
THEIR OWN TEETH ANYMORE.
516
00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,556
WE'RE DRIVING AROUND
IN A HEARSE, WE'RE TALKING
TO A DEAD GUY,
517
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,292
AND NOW THE ROAD
BEFORE US IS BLOCKED
BY OUR NATIONAL SYMBOL.
518
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,327
THESE EVENTS,
THEY'VE GOT TO ADD UP,
RIGHT?
519
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,629
"...INTO THINE OVENS
AND INTO THY KNEADING TROUGH."
520
00:34:57,663 --> 00:34:59,598
SERIOUSLY,
YOU'RE GIVING ME
THE CREEPS, MAN.
521
00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,501
"AND THE BEAVERS SHALL
COME BOTH UPON THEE
522
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:05,237
AND UPON ALL
THY PEOPLE...
523
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,307
AND UPON ALL
THY SERVANTS."
524
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,309
Chris:
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEY ADD UP TO?
525
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:13,179
THEY ADD UP TO
WHAT THE COACH SAID--
TEMPORAL ADVICE.
526
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:17,749
YOU HAVE GOT TO OPEN
YOUR ARMS UP WIDE AND SAY,
527
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,486
"HI, DAD."
528
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,605
JESUS!
529
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,374
GIVE ME A HAND.
530
00:35:42,408 --> 00:35:44,343
FUCK!
531
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:49,481
Gordon:
YOU KNOW, MY SCHEDULE
IS PRETTY RIGID THESE DAYS.
532
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:52,251
BECAUSE FERTILIZER
WON'T WAIT, YOU KNOW.
533
00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:54,853
I'M CERTAINLY GLAD
YOU SHOWED UP.
534
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:58,824
A SECOND HAND ALWAYS HELPS
TO KEEP THE MESS DOWN.
535
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,194
YOU KNOW,
I USED TO OWN TWO,
536
00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,196
BUT ONE
OF THEM RAN AWAY.
537
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,798
DIDN'T TAKE TOO EASY
TO THE ATTENTION,
538
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,735
AT LEAST THAT'S MY GUESS.
HERE TAKE THAT, WILL YOU?
539
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,703
COME ON WITH ME HERE.
540
00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,639
OVER HERE NOW.
541
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,375
YOU JUST STAND UP
OVER THERE.
542
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:21,913
HOLD THE TAIL.
GET THAT BUCKET UP THERE.
543
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,684
LET ME GUESS.
YOU GOT TROUNCED
AND YOU REALIZED
544
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,786
THAT YOU NEEDED
A PROFESSIONAL,
SO YOU DECIDED
545
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:29,888
- TO BURY THE HATCHET.
546
00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:33,859
I'M RUBBING
THE COW'S SPHINCTER.
547
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,628
HERE IT COMES.
GET THE BUCKET UP THERE.
548
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,597
- ALL RIGHT.
- JESUS, DAD.
549
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,599
- THAT'S A GIRL.
550
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:43,435
IT'S A CRITICAL
CROP-GROWING PERIOD,
551
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:48,407
AND THERE'S NOTHING FINER
FOR IT THAN WHAT ROXANNE
HERE DELIVERS.
552
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,910
THAT'S A GIRL.
BRING THE BUCKET.
553
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,389
GIVE ME THE BUCKET.
THANK YOU.
554
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,262
BEAUTIFUL.
555
00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:12,631
THEY'RE MUSHROOMS.
556
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:16,968
YES, BUT THEY ARE MAGIC,
MY SON.
557
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:21,407
THEY ARE MAGICAL
MUSHROOMS.
558
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,010
- DAD, LISTEN--
- NO, NO, I UNDERSTAND.
559
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:28,714
YOU'VE GOT SCRUPLES
ABOUT THEIR ILLEGALITY,
560
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:32,618
BUT REST ASSURED I HAVE
NO COMMERCIAL ASPIRATIONS.
561
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:35,921
THESE MUSHROOMS
ARE MEDICINAL.
562
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:38,990
CAN YOU JUST STOP
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
FOR A SECOND?
563
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,630
WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF HER.
564
00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,698
I'M NOT HERE TO TALK
ABOUT MOM.
565
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,500
NO?
566
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:51,036
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TALK
ABOUT MOM SINCE SHE DIED.
567
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:52,871
I DON'T THINK
WE'RE GOING TO NOW.
568
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:55,341
IN FACT, I'M QUITE HAPPY
IF WE JUST LEAVE
569
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,075
ALL THAT IN THE DRAWER
WE PUT IT IN.
570
00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,979
AND I'M NOT ASKING YOU
TO LOVE ME, I'M NOT EVEN
ASKING YOU TO LIKE ME.
571
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:03,915
I'M JUST ASKING YOU
TO COACH ME.
572
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,751
THAT'S ALL?
573
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,586
THAT'S ALL.
574
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,889
MY WORD SHALL BE
LIKE UNTO GOD'S?
575
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,627
ALL RIGHT.
576
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:18,930
SO BE IT.
577
00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:26,538
* SPRING STARTS WHEN
OUR HEARTBEAT'S POUNDING *
578
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:30,342
* WHEN THE BIRDS AND BEE
HEARD ABOVE THE RECKONING *
579
00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:34,045
* CARDS DOING SOME
FINAL ACCOUNTING *
580
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:42,588
* WHOLE TOWN FLOWING
TO THE FARMER'S DIRECTION *
581
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:45,891
* HE'S BEEN GETTING REPRIEVE
FROM THE HEAT *
582
00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:49,761
* IN THE FROZEN FOOD
SECTION *
583
00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:51,997
* YEAH.
584
00:38:56,668 --> 00:39:00,606
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
YOU'VE GOT THREE WEEKS.
585
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,042
AT THE END OF THAT TIME
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO PRETEND
586
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,513
THAT YOU KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS GAME.
587
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:10,949
* MASS ROMANTIC FOOLS
SEPARATED BY SHEETS *
588
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:13,619
* WHEN THE CURTAIN CALLS
YOU SPEAK *
589
00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:16,021
* AND ON THE WINGS
OF STOLEN VIRTUE *
590
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:19,658
* MISSING FROM
THE RADIO, RADIO *
591
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:24,863
* NOW THIS ROMANTIC DUEL
IS INTO THE STREETS... *
592
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:28,400
- ...YOU REALIZE *
593
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:31,603
* THIS IS NOT THE WAY
594
00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:34,573
* IN THE STREET LIGHT DAWN
595
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:37,643
* IN THE STREET LIGHT DAWN
596
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,679
* THIS BEAT TURNS ON.
597
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:53,391
OH... OH...
JESUS!
598
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:11,042
THAT'S SOME HAIR-TRIGGER
YOU GOT THERE, EDDIE.
599
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,111
IT'S NOT THE SIZE
OF THE ARMY
600
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,146
IT'S THE FURY
OF ITS ONSLAUGHT.
601
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,052
* THIS BOY'S LIFE
602
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,756
* AMONG
THE ELECTRICAL LIGHTS *
603
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,906
BETS ARE LAYING
THAT THE CUTTER RINK
604
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,674
DOESN'T MAKE IT
TO THE SECOND END.
605
00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:51,950
JUST YOUR EYES
ON THE STREET,
THAT'S ALL I AM.
606
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:56,555
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU WANTED SOMETHING MORE.
607
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:59,124
WHATEVER THAT MIGHT BE.
608
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:03,962
SOME CREAM
MIGHT BE GOOD. AHEM...
609
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,801
20...
610
00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:12,671
ON CUTTER.
611
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:37,095
PA system:
Dr. Michelle to Fertility
Clinic admitting.
612
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,904
OH, LIL. LILY.
613
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,978
Lily:
WHAT HE'S SAYING ABOUT
THE MOTILITY OF YOUR SPERM
614
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,846
IS THAT THERE IS NONE.
615
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,915
MOTILITY, THAT IS.
616
00:41:56,948 --> 00:42:01,653
HE THINKS MAYBE WE SHOULD
INVESTIGATE DONOR SPERM.
617
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:04,556
DONOR SPERM?
618
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,693
HMM...
619
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:11,763
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU
PERSONALLY TAKE PART IN,
OR...?
620
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:23,141
Narrator:
There was a time when
beaver lodges like this one
621
00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,677
and the busy beavers
that build them had almost
622
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:28,346
disappeared from Canada
because of...
623
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,216
Eddie:
WHAT ABOUT BUCYK?
624
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:33,351
HE'S TOO
INDECISIVE.
625
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:36,588
AND CUTTER'S TOO MOODY.
AND LENNOX IS TOO...
626
00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:39,591
- LENNOX.
627
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:44,930
HONEY, WE'RE FACING
A REAL SHORTAGE OF
SPERM DONORS.
628
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:49,701
I GUESS I'M THE ONLY GUY
ON THE TEAM FOR YOU, HUH?
629
00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:55,573
YEAH.
630
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,814
DAMN!
631
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:06,284
I COULD BLOW A GASKET.
632
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:08,119
I'M A GASKET.
633
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:15,827
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
I MEAN, YOUR REAL NAME?
634
00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:19,998
ANDREA.
635
00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:22,167
ANDREA.
636
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,837
RONALD! STOP.
637
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:30,208
CONTINUE.
638
00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:32,844
STOP.
639
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:36,281
- DEPART.
640
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,228
AND WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
641
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:53,198
OUT.
642
00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:54,933
CURLING, NO DOUBT,
643
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,235
WHILE THE BUSINESS
THAT WAS HANDED TO YOU
BY MY FATHER
644
00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:59,370
GOES UNATTENDED
WERE IT NOT FOR RONALD.
645
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:05,176
LINDA, YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME
LIKE YOU ASKED A QUESTION,
646
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:07,212
BUT THAT WAS
ACTUALLY A STATEMENT.
647
00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:16,121
SHAPE UP
OR SHIP OUT.
648
00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:27,866
Gordon:
MEN, WE'LL NOT LET
OURSELVES BE PUSHED AROUND.
649
00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:29,868
WE'LL BE AGGRESSIVE,
650
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:32,203
AND WE'LL BE
HARD-HEADED ABOUT THIS.
651
00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:35,106
WE'RE GOING UP AGAINST
SKILLED TEAMS,
652
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,342
LIKE ALEXANDER
"THE JUGGERNAUT" YOUNT,
653
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,444
WHO PLAY A TOUCH GAME.
654
00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:41,780
WE'LL ANSWER THAT
WITH SPEED,
655
00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:44,015
POWER AND HEART.
656
00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:46,351
- Together: YES, SIR.
657
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:49,354
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
658
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:51,056
SON...?
659
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,725
CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND
OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE?
660
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:00,331
HOW'S MY FORM?
661
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:04,102
- IT'S FINE.
- GOOD--
662
00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:07,739
BECAUSE I THINK
IT MIGHT BE PERMANENT.
663
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:15,013
WHERE DID YOU
GRADUATE FROM--
664
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:19,317
"SADDAM HUSSEIN'S
SCHOOL OF PHYSIOTHERAPY"?
665
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:23,822
OH--! THIS IS
UNSPEAKABLY PAINFUL.
666
00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:26,424
- SHUSH.
667
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:34,465
YOUR FATHER'S
A SUCKHOLE.
668
00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:37,335
NO ARGUMENT THERE.
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
669
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,170
ABOUT WHAT?
670
00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:40,772
ABOUT YOUR SISTER.
671
00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:43,508
- JESUS WEPT.
672
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:46,277
COME ON.
YOU'RE A WOMAN.
673
00:45:46,311 --> 00:45:48,546
OH, YOU NOTICED.
674
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:52,383
OH-HH-- SHE MAY
LOOK LIKE A WOMAN--
675
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:55,286
ALL THOSE CURVES
AND THOSE SWELLS,
676
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,856
EVERYTHING SUGGESTS
SHE'S A WOMAN--
677
00:45:57,889 --> 00:46:00,425
BUT YOU GET CAUGHT
FOR TWO SECONDS
IN HER CLUTCHES
678
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:05,130
AND YOU'LL COME TO KNOW
SHE IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN.
679
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:08,566
YOU MIND?
680
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:13,905
I'M JUST WONDERING
IF SHE SAID ANYTHING TO YOU
ABOUT ME, THAT'S ALL.
681
00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:15,573
I'M NOT
DOING THIS, CUTTER.
682
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,843
- THIS.
683
00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:20,846
- IT WAS BEARABLE WHEN I
WAS YOUR DRINKING BUDDY,
684
00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:22,580
BUT I'M NOT, AND I'M
NOT YOUR GO-BETWEEN.
685
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:26,117
IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO ASK MY SISTER,
GO FUCK HER-- TALK TO HER.
686
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:27,953
JUST GO.
687
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,992
YOUR SON'S A CREEP.
688
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,861
NO ARGUMENT THERE.
689
00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:39,464
OH, NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
690
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:41,432
- YES, YES...
- NO, NO, NO...
691
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,501
- YES.
- NO-OO!
692
00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:48,273
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE
11 DAYS TO LOCKDOWN,
693
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,976
43 TO "MISSION
GREEN LIGHT."
694
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:54,913
AND M-CON WANTS AN UPDATE
ON ALL THE FLIGHT CREW STATUS,
695
00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:57,082
BEGINNING
WITH THE S.P.D.M.
696
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,384
DR. OLSEN IS GOOD
TO GO, COLONEL.
697
00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:03,154
- ALSO GOOD.
698
00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:07,392
SECOND ALTERNATE FOLEY,
HOWEVER, HAS REQUESTED
EXTENDED LEAVE.
699
00:47:09,895 --> 00:47:11,930
HER FATHER
JUST PASSED AWAY.
700
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:15,233
"...AND HE'S IN
A CURLING ROCK."
701
00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:18,336
WHAT IS A "CURLING ROCK,"
EXACTLY?
702
00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:26,411
Chris:
I REALLY WISH I HAD KNOWN
WHAT TO SAY TO YOU.
703
00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,379
THE TRUTH IS...
704
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,648
I HAD A MELTDOWN.
705
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:35,153
A FULL-BLOWN, OLD-STYLE
CRACKUP LIKE I SUDDENLY
BECAME FRENCH OR SOMETHING--
706
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:36,554
SHUT UP, CHRIS.
707
00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:41,026
YOU JUST DIDN'T
LOVE ME ENOUGH.
THAT'S ALL.
708
00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:45,663
OKAY.
709
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,598
WHAT, YOU'RE AGREEING
WITH ME?
710
00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:51,937
NO, I'M NOT
AGREEING WITH YOU.
711
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:56,007
I'M SITTING ACROSS
FROM AN ASTRONAUT.
712
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,309
- YOU DON'T THINK
THERE'S SOME SORT OF--
- NO.
713
00:47:58,343 --> 00:48:01,112
CAUSAL RELATIONSHIP
BETWEEN YOU DITCHING ME
714
00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:03,114
AND ME ENDING UP
IN THE SPACE PROGRAM?
715
00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:06,317
THAT SOMEHOW ABSOLVES YOU?
FORGET IT.
716
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,987
YOU GET NO ABSOLUTION.
717
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:12,357
I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
MS. FOLEY, BUT WOULD YOU MIND?
718
00:48:13,691 --> 00:48:15,360
I WOULD BE
HAPPY TO.
719
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:19,230
YOU ABANDONED ME,
YOU PRICK.
720
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,668
SHIT HEEL.
721
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:27,272
TURD.
722
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:30,041
SCUMBUCKET.
723
00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:32,577
ASSWIPE.
724
00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:42,420
HEY...
725
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,522
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
726
00:48:44,555 --> 00:48:46,724
IT'S SLIGHTLY
COMPLICATED,
727
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,594
BECAUSE I THINK
I ACTUALLY HATE YOU.
728
00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:52,663
BUT HATE IS GOOD,
AND I LIKE THIS HATE.
729
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:56,301
BECAUSE THIS HATE
IS SOMETHING I CAN FEEL.
730
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:31,469
* JUST GOT A MESSAGE COMING
DOWN FROM THE PLANET LOVE *
731
00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:39,177
* LOOK OUT ON THE STREET
THERE'S NO ONE OUTSIDE... *
732
00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:43,381
* THEY'RE TRYING TO HIDE
733
00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:49,220
* YOU CAN'T BEAT
THE RAYS AND THE POWER
OF THE PLANET LOVE *
734
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:58,463
* I PLANT MY SEED
IN THE SOIL OF PLANET LOVE... *
735
00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,403
HEY MAN, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY GIRLFRIEND?
736
00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:08,539
- NOPE.
- MAN, I GOT TO GET ONE
OF THOSE TRACKING COLLARS.
737
00:50:08,573 --> 00:50:10,541
WHO'S IN THERE?
738
00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:12,710
IN MY ROOM?
THAT'S AMY.
739
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:16,381
YOU GOT HER DRUNK?
GODDAMN IT, JIM.
740
00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:19,750
SHE'S A.A.
WHAT ELSE DID YOU
DO TO HER?
741
00:50:19,784 --> 00:50:22,153
HEY MAN, I RESENT
THAT IMPLICATION.
742
00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:24,522
EVEN IF I WANTED
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE YOUNG LADY,
743
00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:27,392
I DO HAVE
SOME PRINCIPLES.
744
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:30,228
THEY GOT
TO BE CONSCIOUS,
FOR ONE THING.
745
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:32,630
ASIDE FROM WHICH,
I'M IN TRAINING
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
746
00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:35,566
I MEAN,
THE FLESH MUST BE
CONTROLLED, MAN.
747
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,069
FURTHERMORE,
I DIDN'T GET HER DRUNK.
YOU DID.
748
00:50:38,103 --> 00:50:39,570
I WASN'T EVEN HERE.
749
00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:42,640
NO, YOU WERE IN
THE CAR WITH HER SISTER.
750
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:55,086
HANG ON.
HOLD ON. OKAY?
751
00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:05,363
YOU ARE SUCH
A SWEET MAN.
752
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,450
SHE'S OKAY.
SHE'S JUST TIRED.
753
00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,585
IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE
LYING TO ME,
754
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:29,720
BUT WE BOTH KNOW
SHE'S SHITFACED.
755
00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:32,457
YEAH, BUT YOU TAKE CARE
OF HER, OKAY?
756
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:35,426
- GOT TO-- SHE'S
THE ONLY MOM I GOT.
- OKAY, HOP UP.
757
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:46,604
I'M SORRY.
758
00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:04,622
SIR? WE SEEM
TO HAVE A PROBLEM
759
00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:07,358
CONCERNING FIRST
ALTERNATE DR. MARX.
760
00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,865
THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
761
00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:17,768
TWO MEN DOWN
ON ONE FLIGHT?
762
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,870
I WONDER
WHAT THE ODDS
ARE ON THAT?
763
00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:22,840
WE'RE RUNNING THE NUMBERS
AND WE'RE READY TO SET UP
764
00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:26,411
SECOND ALTERNATE,
DR. FOLEY, TO "WILL NOTIFY."
765
00:52:29,447 --> 00:52:31,449
GO AWAY.
766
00:52:38,223 --> 00:52:41,326
* GETTING ENOUGH,
I GOT ME A LOVE *
767
00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:45,463
* THAT IS SO BAD,
IT'S SO BAD *
768
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,798
* THERE WERE TIMES
769
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:52,837
* I HAVE
PRAYED TO GO ON... *
770
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,206
All: 28...
771
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,208
29...
772
00:52:57,242 --> 00:53:00,945
100.
773
00:53:00,978 --> 00:53:03,681
GENTLEMEN, LET'S GO.
774
00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:05,883
WE'VE GOT
A TOURNAMENT TO PLAY.
775
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,789
Announcer:
FOR YEARS THEY HAVE
JOURNEYED DEEP
776
00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:13,791
INTO THE HEART
OF THE CANADIAN SHIELD.
777
00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:16,727
THERE MAY BE
BIGGER TOURNAMENTS,
778
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,729
THERE MAY BE
BIGGER PRIZES...
779
00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:20,998
BUT FEW ARE
AS LEGENDARY.
780
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,235
SOME SAY IT'S THE ICE
THAT DRAWS THEM,
781
00:53:24,269 --> 00:53:26,637
BUT I SAY IT'S THE FANS.
782
00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:30,441
IN THE MECCA OF LONG BAY,
THERE MAY BE A DOZEN CHURCHES,
783
00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:32,477
BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE,
784
00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:35,513
THIS IS WHERE EVERYONE
COMES TO WORSHIP.
785
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,383
WE EXTEND A WARM WELCOME
TO ALL OF OUR VIEWERS.
786
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,518
- I'M GREG GUINNESS.
- AND I'M PAUL SAVAGE.
787
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:45,290
This is the opening day
of the Golden Broom
of Long Bay.
788
00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:48,593
- SON, I'M NOT THROWING.
789
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:51,629
- I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT
TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE.
- JESUS.
790
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:04,342
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
with his typically
791
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:08,679
understated entrance,
please welcome world champion
and gold medal winner,
792
00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:12,550
Alexander
"The Juggernaut" Yount.
793
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,885
* EVERYBODY, GET UP,
EVERYBODY, GET UP *
794
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:17,355
* THROW YOUR HANDS UP,
THROW YOUR HANDS UP *
795
00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:19,590
* EVERYBODY, GET UP,
EVERYBODY, GET UP *
796
00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:21,859
* THROW YOUR HANDS UP,
THROW YOUR HANDS UP *
797
00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:24,028
* EVERYBODY, GET UP,
EVERYBODY, GET UP *
798
00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:26,431
* THROW YOUR HANDS UP,
THROW YOUR HANDS UP *
799
00:54:26,464 --> 00:54:28,599
* EVERYBODY, GET UP,
EVERYBODY, GET UP *
800
00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:31,402
* YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING AWAY,
YOU BETTER HOLD ON... *
801
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:43,548
* EVERYBODY, GET UP,
EVERYBODY, GET UP *
802
00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:45,750
* THROW YOUR HANDS UP,
THROW YOUR HANDS UP *
803
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,486
* EVERYBODY, GET UP,
EVERYBODY, GET UP... *
804
00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:52,089
I FEEL A GENERAL
SENSE OF DREAD.
805
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,691
YOU WANT AN EASY RIDE?
806
00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:56,327
THEN PLAY A BONSPIEL
FOR THE GUTLESS.
807
00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:57,895
YOU WANT
THE GOLDEN BROOM,
808
00:54:57,928 --> 00:55:00,565
THEN FIND
YOUR SPINE.
809
00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:03,100
DO NOT DIMINISH THIS.
810
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:07,338
YOU'RE UP AGAINST
THE EMPIRE OF EVIL.
811
00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:10,875
GOOD LUCK.
812
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:13,411
FOR OPPONENTS,
YOUNT HAS DRAWN--
813
00:55:13,444 --> 00:55:17,114
OH, MY, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE--
A LOCAL RINK SKIPPED
BY CHRIS CUTTER.
814
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,617
Announcer:
Just to put this
in perspective, Paul,
815
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,752
the Broom remains
the one title that continues
816
00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:25,390
to elude even
the game's dominant
force, Alexander Yount.
817
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,493
YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.
WELCOME TO LONG BAY.
818
00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:30,628
- GOOD CURLING.
- WHATEVER.
819
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,030
- Official: CALL IT IN
THE AIR, PLEASE.
- TAILS.
820
00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:36,133
TAILS IT IS--
MR. YOUNT?
821
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,036
WE'LL TAKE RED.
822
00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:41,406
GOOD GAME.
823
00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,442
OY...
824
00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,613
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
the preparation is over,
825
00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:50,781
and there is no time
for second thoughts,
826
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:53,851
for this is the moment
they've all been waiting for.
827
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:57,021
AND THE GOLDEN BROOM
IS UNDERWAY.
828
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,992
GET UP!
829
00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:07,932
ON IT!
OFF IT!
830
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:12,637
AND THAT WAS A--
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT?
831
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,672
I'D CALL THAT
A "MISS," GREG.
832
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,808
CUTTER-- HE'S GOT
A NICE TOUCH.
833
00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:24,615
Man:
COME ON NOW!
834
00:56:24,649 --> 00:56:28,052
Announcer:
Our matchups today
features Sarnia up against
835
00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:30,455
Rocky Mountain House
on Sheet "A."
836
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:34,859
On Sheet "D"
we have Medicine Hat
taking on Kamloops.
837
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:38,863
AND ON SHEET "C,"
KINGSTON IS REPRESENTED
BY "THE TRAGICALLY HIP."
838
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:44,201
But all eyes
will be on Sheet "B"
839
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:47,438
where the local rink
is up against the Juggernaut.
840
00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:50,174
OFF! ON!
841
00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,942
DO SOMETHING!
842
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:56,413
JEEZ--
WHAT IS THAT?
843
00:56:57,247 --> 00:57:00,851
- I'D CALL THAT ANOTHER MISS.
844
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,924
SEE, WHEN THE...
845
00:57:08,859 --> 00:57:13,464
THERE'S NO--
THEY...
846
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:20,004
I'M A LITTLE STONED.
847
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,207
GO, TEAM!
848
00:57:33,884 --> 00:57:36,186
Announcer:
Cutter is certainly
playing with heart,
849
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:41,225
but after eight ends,
he may be outmanned
and outgunned.
850
00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:44,695
He's going to have
to come up with a miracle
in these dying moments.
851
00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:49,199
He's down by three
and will have to rely on
Yount to make a misstep,
852
00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:52,269
something the Juggernaut
is famous for avoiding.
853
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:56,874
It may be stressed that
the Juggernaut has yet
to win this tournament...
854
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:03,080
HI, I'M SCOTT BLENDICK.
I'M WITH THE SPACE AGENCY.
855
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,716
I'M AMY FOLEY.
I'M WITH A.A.
856
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:11,088
Announcer:
HANG ON, A THIN RAY
OF HOPE HAS JUST OPENED UP
857
00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:13,257
FOR CUTTER IN THE 10th.
TELL US ABOUT IT, PAUL.
858
00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:15,560
CUTTER SEEMS TO BE AIMING
TO PUT HIS STONE
859
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:18,929
THROUGH THIS PORT HERE,
AND ROLL IT INSIDE.
860
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,031
BUT THAT IS ONE HELL
OF A TOUGH SHOT.
861
00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:23,033
Announcer:
Come on, Paul,
if he makes it
862
00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:26,837
he might be able to force
this game into extra ends.
863
00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,717
HARD!
HARD FOR LINE! HARD!
864
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:45,255
HARD! HARD!
865
00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,136
A STELLAR SHOT BY CUTTER
HAS HIM IN POSITION
866
00:58:59,169 --> 00:59:01,171
TO MOUNT
A DYING MOMENT'S COMEBACK.
867
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,817
TIME OUT.
TIME OUT.
868
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:16,687
SON, THAT WAS
A BURNED ROCK.
869
00:59:16,721 --> 00:59:18,689
YOU'VE GOT
TO CALL IT.
870
00:59:18,723 --> 00:59:20,691
Announcer:
Oh boy, there looks to be--
871
00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:24,294
well, something's
going on down there.
872
00:59:24,328 --> 00:59:26,697
IS THERE
A PROBLEM, EDDIE?
873
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:32,236
IT WAS CLEAN.
NO TOUCH.
874
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:36,073
CLEAN!
NO TOUCH!
875
00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:51,822
- CRUSH THEM.
876
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:54,191
GOT YOUR FLAG
ALL READY TO WAVE?
877
00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:02,933
Announcer:
As is so often the case,
it all comes down to one stone.
878
01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:05,670
And you have to pity
the Cutter rink because
879
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:08,906
the man throwing that stone
is the "Juggernaut" himself.
880
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:20,084
OFF!
881
01:00:26,891 --> 01:00:30,160
Announcer:
a triple raised take-out
for the end, and the game.
882
01:00:30,194 --> 01:00:34,098
- MY GOD!
- THE MAN DOES KNOW HIS WAY
AROUND A CURLING ROCK, GREG.
883
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,767
Yount once again proves
he is the master
884
01:00:36,801 --> 01:00:40,404
and totally
deserving of the moniker
"The Juggernaut."
885
01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:51,115
James:
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US,
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TWICE?
886
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:54,685
Neil:
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT
IT FEELS LIKE TO WIN, ONCE.
887
01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:57,955
Eddie:
LOOK AT US, WE'RE A BUNCH
OF SORRY LOSERS.
888
01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,725
Gordon:
YOU HAD A CHANCE
TO CLEAN HOUSE--
889
01:01:00,758 --> 01:01:03,293
INSTEAD, YOU DISHONORED
THE GAME.
890
01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:10,000
Linda:
NEIL.
891
01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:15,172
THERE ARE STRAWS
AND THERE ARE CAMELS
AND THERE ARE BACKS.
892
01:01:15,205 --> 01:01:17,742
LINDA, THAT'S
SO CRYPTIC.
893
01:01:17,775 --> 01:01:19,777
SHE COULD BE TALKING
DIVORCE, DAD.
894
01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:22,246
Linda:
BOYS.
895
01:01:23,447 --> 01:01:26,183
I'M OUT, GUYS.
I'M DONE.
896
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:31,155
* I AM SO SICK
OF CONSEQUENCE *
897
01:01:31,188 --> 01:01:34,291
* AND THE LOOK
ON YOUR FACE *
898
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:37,361
* I AM TIRED
OF PLAYING DEFENSE *
899
01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:41,365
* AND I DON'T EVEN
HAVE HOCKEY SKATES *
900
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:48,038
* DON'T EVEN HAVE
HOCKEY SKATES. *
901
01:01:56,313 --> 01:02:00,484
Blendick:
IT TRANSPIRED THAT
DR. OLSEN DEVELOPED...
902
01:02:02,452 --> 01:02:04,822
A HYPERTROPHIC
PROSTATE.
903
01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:07,858
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS,
A "PLUMBING PROBLEM."
904
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:12,329
PROTOCOL MOVED US
ONTO AN ALTERNATIVE,
A DR. MARX.
905
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:14,965
MARX, IT TURNS OUT,
RECEIVED THE NEWS
906
01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:16,967
OF HIS APPOINTMENT
TO THE FLIGHT DECK
907
01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:20,470
RATHER
ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
908
01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,841
THERE'S
AN INQUEST PENDING.
909
01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:26,510
AND SO...
910
01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:28,979
Eva:
GOOD GOD AND ALL
HIS GRAND PLANS--
911
01:02:29,013 --> 01:02:31,415
YOU MEAN MY BABY'S
GOING UP IN SPACE?
912
01:02:35,552 --> 01:02:39,123
Sportscaster:
The world championship team
led by Alexander Yount...
913
01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:41,125
HEY, NUG?
914
01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:43,760
- GIVE ME ANOTHER.
915
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:51,201
- HEY.
- HEY.
916
01:02:51,235 --> 01:02:53,203
THANKS FOR
TAKING BRANDON.
917
01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:55,239
HE'S A GOOD KID.
918
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,845
IT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT YOU GOING UP
ON THE FLIGHT DECK.
919
01:03:00,878 --> 01:03:03,213
I'M REALLY
PROUD OF YOU.
920
01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:07,551
AMY, WHY DO YOU
DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
921
01:03:09,887 --> 01:03:12,256
I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
922
01:03:16,861 --> 01:03:19,096
LISTEN, THE OTHER NIGHT
IN THE CAR--
923
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,398
WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THAT.
924
01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:26,170
WELL, YEAH, WE DO.
YOU KNOW WE DO.
925
01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:30,274
THIS ISN'T
ABOUT ME AND HIM,
OR YOU AND HIM.
926
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,309
THIS IS ABOUT
ME AND YOU.
927
01:03:32,342 --> 01:03:35,045
WHAT, LIKE A LESBIAN
INCEST KIND OF THING?
928
01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:37,547
DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO BE SO FLIP?
929
01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:40,384
I HAVE NO CLAIM ON HIM.
930
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:43,921
AMY, YOU HAVE THIS--
931
01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:48,558
YOU HAVE ALWAYS HAD
THIS SPECIAL THING.
932
01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:52,162
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST
CLICK WITH PEOPLE.
933
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:54,965
YOU AND DAD,
YOU JUST CLICKED.
934
01:03:57,134 --> 01:04:01,538
YOU KNOW,
SO THE OTHER NIGHT
IN THE CAR IT WASN'T--
935
01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:05,642
I THINK I WAS TRYING
TO GET BACK.
936
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:08,645
YOU KNOW,
GO BACK IN TIME.
937
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:11,115
BUT YOU CAN'T,
CAN YOU?
938
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,450
NO.
939
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,653
NO, YOU CAN'T.
940
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:20,524
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN TALK TO CUTTER.
941
01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:25,329
* I'LL BE WAY DOWN
A SILVER ROAD... *
942
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,234
- HOW MUCH
FOR THE BEER?
- $1.50.
943
01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:34,138
- HOW MUCH
FOR THE GLASS?
- BUCK AND A HALF.
944
01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:38,175
- HOW MUCH
FOR THAT TV?
- 150.
945
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,512
IT'S ALL YOURS.
946
01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:47,417
GOOD ONE.
947
01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:50,120
Man:
CAN YOU THROW
A ROCK LIKE THAT?
948
01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:53,924
COME WITH ME.
949
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,528
BRING MY DAD.
950
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:07,571
* ...WANTS TO BE TRAVELED
LIKE THE GRAVEL *
951
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:11,608
* THAT RUNS FROM MY DOOR
TO YOURS *
952
01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:15,612
* I'LL BE WAY DOWN
THE SILVER ROAD *
953
01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:22,452
* I'LL GO WHERE THE MOON
HAS IT LIT UP *
954
01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:27,157
* TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHTS
AND GO SLOWLY *
955
01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:31,328
* I DON'T WANT IT
TO LET UP. *
956
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:37,534
I DON'T WANT THIS
TO BE ANOTHER FATHER-SON
SHITTY CONVERSATION,
957
01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:39,303
BUT AFTER
WHAT YOU DID TODAY--
958
01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:41,671
CHRIST, IT'S NOT
JUST TODAY, DAD.
959
01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:47,244
I'VE LIVED MY ENTIRE LIFE
TERRIFIED I WAS EXACTLY
LIKE YOU.
960
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:51,148
WELL, YOU'RE NOT.
I NEVER CHEATED.
961
01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:00,724
YOU KNOW WHEN MOM
WAS DYING, ALL SHE
WANTED WAS A TV.
962
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:06,563
WE CAN'T AFFORD ONE,
I'M JUST A KID, YOU'RE OFF
AT THAT FUCKING BRIER.
963
01:06:06,596 --> 01:06:09,233
THINK I DIDN'T LIVE
EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY
WITH THAT?
964
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:11,668
I'M NOT TRYING
TO BLAME YOU.
965
01:06:11,701 --> 01:06:16,106
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
SHE WANTED A TV SO SHE
COULD WATCH YOU PLAY.
966
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:20,177
FOR THE LONGEST TIME
I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT,
967
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,579
BUT NOW I THINK--
968
01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:26,250
AND IT'S NOT ABOUT
FORGIVENESS EITHER,
969
01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:29,019
'CAUSE SHE DIDN'T
FORGIVE YOU.
970
01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:31,455
AND YOU
DON'T EITHER.
971
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:35,292
I DON'T KNOW ONE WAY
OR THE OTHER.
972
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,495
ALL I KNOW
IS THAT...
973
01:06:44,068 --> 01:06:46,336
SHE LOVED YOU.
974
01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:52,576
SHE LOVED YOU.
975
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:03,720
YOU KNOW...
976
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:08,358
WHEN YOU WERE
A LITTLE BOY
977
01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:11,561
YOU WERE
MY BEST FRIEND.
978
01:07:11,595 --> 01:07:17,501
I CARRIED YOU EVERYWHERE.
I HUGGED YOU ALL THE TIME.
979
01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:22,506
ALL THE TIME.
980
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,208
HEY.
981
01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:34,184
GET BACK
TO THE TRUCK.
982
01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:37,121
AND WHEN
YOU GET THERE,
983
01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:40,124
TAKE A GOOD
LONG LOOK
984
01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:42,159
AT THAT WOMAN
WHO BROUGHT YOU.
985
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:18,295
WHAT?
986
01:08:31,841 --> 01:08:35,179
7:00 A.M. SHARP
AT THE LODGE.
987
01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:58,402
"IN THE TOWN
OF STERLING,
988
01:08:58,435 --> 01:09:00,537
IN THE COUNTRY
OF SCOTLAND,
989
01:09:00,570 --> 01:09:04,208
A MAN TOOK
A GRANITE BLOCK,
990
01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:06,343
CUT IT, ROUNDED IT
991
01:09:06,376 --> 01:09:09,813
AND CARVED
A DATE IN IT--
992
01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:12,716
1511.
993
01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:16,453
THE FIRST KNOWN
CURLING ROCK.
994
01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:21,358
SINCE THAT DAY,
CURLING HAS BEEN A GAME
OF THE PEOPLE.
995
01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:26,630
IT HAS FORGONE
TRAPPINGS OF COMMERCE,
996
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:30,234
EMBRACED ALL COMERS,
997
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:32,369
CHERISHED THE TRUTH
998
01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:35,439
THAT ALL WHO PLAY
THE GAME
999
01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:37,474
ON ANY RINK,
1000
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,744
ON ANY GIVEN DAY,
CAN BE VICTORIOUS.
1001
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:43,680
AND ON THIS GIVEN DAY
1002
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,415
ON OUR RINK,
1003
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:49,819
WITH OUR BROOMS
AND WITH DONALD FOLEY
IN OUR STONES
1004
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:53,557
WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
1005
01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:03,733
HARD. HARD.
1006
01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:06,736
HARD. GOOD.
1007
01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,772
ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the second day
1008
01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:10,874
of the Golden Broom
of Long Bay.
1009
01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:12,976
We have a lineup change
to tell you about.
1010
01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:15,912
It's bound to give a thrill
to the hometown fans.
1011
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:17,981
Stepping in for Neil Bucyk,
1012
01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:19,983
and rounding out
the Cutter foursome
1013
01:10:20,016 --> 01:10:22,519
is the two-time
Brier champion
1014
01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,521
and living curling legend,
1015
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,856
Gordon Cutter.
1016
01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:29,959
SWEEP!
SWEEP!
1017
01:10:29,993 --> 01:10:31,828
HARD ON!
HARD ON!
1018
01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:36,766
NOW UNLESS I'M GOING BLIND,
AND THAT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE,
1019
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,403
they seem to have changed
their brooms, Paul.
1020
01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:41,471
TO THE LEFT!
KICK IT!
1021
01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:44,007
Paul:
Looks like they brought
their own rocks to the party.
1022
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,009
Announcer:
They did start this day
1023
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,345
in a deep hole
against the rest of the field--
1024
01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:52,449
in particular,
against Alexander
"The Juggernaut" Yount,
1025
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:54,751
who continues to hold
a commanding lead.
1026
01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,886
So I guess anything
that gives you an edge,
1027
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,988
well, that would be
a welcome thing.
1028
01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:02,292
And it looks as though
it may be paying off.
1029
01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:05,562
Yes, it may be.
No, wait.
1030
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,964
I believe that Moosejaw--
1031
01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:11,635
yes-- Cutter has
just defeated Moosejaw!
1032
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:22,712
KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THEM.
1033
01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:43,967
Announcer:
If Cutter continues
the way he's going,
1034
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,036
and if both Sarnia
and Medicine Hat lose,
1035
01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:51,508
then Cutter may just find
himself in the finals.
1036
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:55,311
ON SHEET THREE, SARNIA
IS IN A PITCHED BATTLE
WITH YOUNT.
1037
01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,686
COME ON, JEEZ.
1038
01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:04,988
SARNIA HAS JUST
GONE DOWN!
1039
01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:12,396
Announcer:
While over on Sheet "D,"
1040
01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,798
Cutter has just defeated
"Come By Chance."
1041
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,667
Paul, things
are heating up.
1042
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:29,713
It's no stretch to say
that these last few stones
1043
01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:31,715
are critical
for the Cutter rink--
1044
01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:35,485
so critical, this whole arena
is on the edge of my seat.
1045
01:12:35,519 --> 01:12:38,422
Gordon:
SWEEP! SWEEP!
1046
01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:40,390
SWEEP! SWEEP!
SWEEP!
1047
01:12:40,424 --> 01:12:43,393
HARD ON! HARD--
1048
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:49,032
Announcer:
My God, a textbook
take-out.
1049
01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:51,768
They just might do it.
1050
01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:54,738
MEDIC.
1051
01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,507
MEDIC!
1052
01:12:57,541 --> 01:13:00,143
Paul:
There's a spot
of trouble on the ice.
1053
01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:06,416
GENTLEMEN, PUSH ME
BACK TO THE HACK-- GENTLY.
1054
01:13:07,551 --> 01:13:11,187
Announcer:
And the Cutter team
has sustained a terrible blow.
1055
01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,495
Two points away
from a berth in the finals.
1056
01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:22,566
THIS COULD BE FATAL.
I MEAN, THIS COULD BE DEATH.
1057
01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:32,676
IS HE ALL RIGHT?
1058
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:36,446
- NO.
- I'M TOP DRAWER.
1059
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:39,783
NOW, WHAT I FIGURE HERE
IS YOU ROLL AROUND
1060
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:42,519
BEHIND THE GUARD
AND FORCE THE EXTRA END.
1061
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:45,522
YEAH, OR I COULD GO
FOR THE IN-OFF--
1062
01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:48,625
TAKE THE DEUCE,
WIN IT RIGHT HERE.
1063
01:13:48,658 --> 01:13:51,094
WELL, SON...
1064
01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:54,798
I GUESS IF YOU'RE ON THIN ICE,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL DANCE.
1065
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:58,635
LET'S DO IT.
1066
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,839
NOW I COULD BE WRONG,
BUT IT LOOKS TO ME
1067
01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:05,975
LIKE CUTTER IS LINING UP
FOR A DOUBLE, WHICH IS--
1068
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:08,478
WHAT WOULD YOU
CALL THAT, PAUL?
1069
01:14:08,512 --> 01:14:10,079
INSANE, GREG.
1070
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:12,716
Paul:
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'LL
BRING IT THROUGH THE PORT,
1071
01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:15,084
WICK OFF, AND END HERE--
WHICH IS NUTS--
1072
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,587
BUT IF HE MAKES IT,
HE'S IN THE FINAL.
1073
01:14:28,197 --> 01:14:31,901
SIT. SIT.
YUP-- ON IT.
1074
01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:38,141
Announcer:
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
1075
01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:40,510
THE LONGEST
OF LONG SHOTS.
1076
01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:44,514
NOW THE HOMETOWN TEAM
IS UP AGAINST ALEXANDER YOUNT!
1077
01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,916
MY GOD, WHAT A GAME!
1078
01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:54,958
Paul:
It's not all
peaches and cream, Greg.
1079
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:58,261
It looks as though
they've lost a player.
1080
01:14:58,294 --> 01:15:01,230
Announcer:
How the hell can they
hope to play a final
1081
01:15:01,264 --> 01:15:03,700
with only three guys?
1082
01:15:05,969 --> 01:15:07,671
OOH...
1083
01:15:07,704 --> 01:15:12,041
OOH...
1084
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:14,177
OOH...!
1085
01:15:17,246 --> 01:15:19,549
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, DAD?
1086
01:15:24,954 --> 01:15:28,091
LOOKING
IN A MIRROR.
1087
01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:31,628
THE ONLY THING WRONG
WITH SECOND CHANCES
IS NOT TAKING THEM.
1088
01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:34,664
HEY.
1089
01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:38,001
LOOK AT ME--
I'M WORRYING
ABOUT A GAME.
1090
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,604
I'M GETTING ADVICE
FROM AN ASTRONAUT.
1091
01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:45,108
I AM PROUD OF YOU.
1092
01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:47,611
THANKS.
1093
01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:49,646
LISTEN, I PROBABLY
HAVE TO HEAD OUT
1094
01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:51,247
RIGHT AFTER THE GAME
TOMORROW, SO...
1095
01:15:53,349 --> 01:15:56,085
SO...
1096
01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:59,088
WE SHOULD...
1097
01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:02,158
WE SHOULD
PROBABLY TALK.
1098
01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,660
YOU THINK?
1099
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:06,863
IT'S NOT EXACTLY
OUR STRONG SUIT.
1100
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:10,900
ANYWAY,
IT'S ALL OKAY.
1101
01:16:10,934 --> 01:16:13,236
ALL OF IT?
1102
01:16:13,269 --> 01:16:18,307
YEAH--
YOU, AMY, ME--
ALL OF IT.
1103
01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:27,784
YOU WIN THAT THING
TOMORROW, CHRIS--
1104
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:30,119
FOR MY DAD.
1105
01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:34,791
I'LL BE LOOKING UP
FOR YOU.
1106
01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:36,960
YEAH, FIRST WEEK
OF JUNE.
1107
01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:39,362
RIGHT BENEATH VENUS--
THAT LITTLE DOT--
1108
01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:41,330
THAT'LL BE ME.
1109
01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:45,935
UNLESS THAT O-RING BLOWS,
THEN YOU'LL BE AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE ATLANTIC.
1110
01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:48,638
YEAH, THANKS.
OKAY.
1111
01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:50,874
THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU
AT THE BAR.
1112
01:16:50,907 --> 01:16:53,009
I'M TOP DRAWER.
JUST AIM ME.
1113
01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:55,078
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW YOU'RE SITTING THERE,
1114
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,213
BUT PLAY TOMORROW--
IT IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.
1115
01:16:57,246 --> 01:16:59,849
- PAGE 56.
- CLAUSE "C."
1116
01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:03,953
"IN THE EVENT OF AN INJURY,
A TEAM CAN ELECT TO CONTINUE
AS A THREESOME."
1117
01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:06,055
THERE.
1118
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:08,758
SEE, YOU CAN STILL PLAY.
YOU'RE NOT OUT OF IT.
1119
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:12,095
YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT.
WE JUST GOTTA VISUALIZE.
1120
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:15,231
RIGHT?
WE JUST GOT TO BELIEVE.
1121
01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:17,333
Chris:
BELIEVE, YEAH.
1122
01:17:17,366 --> 01:17:20,036
WHO SAYS YOUNT IS
ANY BETTER THAN US?
1123
01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:22,906
James:
THAT'S LIKE TALKING
EINSTEIN VERSUS BUDDHA.
1124
01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:26,009
IF EINSTEIN
HAD BEEN BORN IN HIS DAY,
1125
01:17:26,042 --> 01:17:28,945
I THINK EINSTEIN COULD HAVE
BECOME THE SAVIOR, MAN.
1126
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:32,048
IF HE HAD GOTTEN IN TOUCH
WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
1127
01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:35,051
RIGHT, AND THEN IT'S LIKE
THE WHOLE GENIUS QUESTION--
1128
01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:37,220
LIKE BEETHOVEN
AND SHAKESPEARE.
1129
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:40,156
WHY CAN SOME GUY SIT DOWN
WITH A PEN, AND WHY CAN'T
THIS GUY?
1130
01:17:40,189 --> 01:17:43,993
OR THE SALIERI AND MOZART,
THAT WHOLE THING.
1131
01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:45,995
WHY IS ONE PERSON
BETTER THAN ANOTHER?
1132
01:17:46,029 --> 01:17:48,264
BECAUSE, BECAUSE,
THIS PERSON...
1133
01:17:48,297 --> 01:17:51,267
THIS PERSON WAS ABLE TO GRAB
SOME KNOWLEDGE OUT OF THE POOL.
1134
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,269
- BUT IT'S A COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
- EXACTLY.
1135
01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:55,271
- EXACTLY, EXACTLY.
- EXACTLY, EXACTLY.
1136
01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:58,341
EINSTEIN IS NO DIFFERENT
THAN TIGER WOODS,
1137
01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:02,078
OR BILL SHATNER,
OR BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI.
1138
01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:04,213
I THINK WE'RE
GOING TO WIN.
1139
01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:24,527
WHOO! YEAH!
1140
01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:39,042
Announcer:
The ice is cold,
and these players are hot.
1141
01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:42,178
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE ARE CURLING.
1142
01:19:51,487 --> 01:19:54,457
Eddie:
ON! ON!
1143
01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:56,893
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
1144
01:19:56,926 --> 01:19:58,928
GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
1145
01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:06,369
Announcer:
Strombeck opens
with a beautiful stone,
1146
01:20:06,402 --> 01:20:09,138
and this game is underway.
1147
01:20:14,944 --> 01:20:18,181
SWEEPING.
PICK IT UP.
LEAN ON IT.
1148
01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:22,385
HARD! HURRY!
1149
01:20:22,418 --> 01:20:24,220
KEEP IN LINE.
KEEP IN LINE.
1150
01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:25,554
YEP, YEP, YEP!
1151
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,463
Announcer:
That is some kind
of killer granite.
1152
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:36,465
You know, Paul,
after four ends,
1153
01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:40,136
I'm getting the feeling
Cutter is really struggling
out there.
1154
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,438
Woman:
C'MON CUTTER,
YOU CAN DO IT!
1155
01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:45,541
JEEZ, THESE GUYS
ARE GOOD.
1156
01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:48,111
- COULD BE THE OUTFITS.
- IT'S THE CHEERLEADERS.
1157
01:20:48,144 --> 01:20:51,114
THE "JUGGERNAUT" APPEARS TO BE
VERY MUCH IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
1158
01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:53,449
Anything and everything
Cutter throws out,
1159
01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:56,452
the man from Butt, Montana
seems to have the answer for.
1160
01:20:56,485 --> 01:20:58,321
Paul:
I believe that's Butte.
1161
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,356
Announcer:
So you say.
1162
01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:13,536
If Cutter doesn't find
a little magic,
1163
01:21:13,569 --> 01:21:16,105
THIS GAME MAY BE
WELL OUT OF REACH.
1164
01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:18,107
Paul:
There's a word
for this, Greg,
1165
01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:20,276
and that word is "ugly."
1166
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:25,148
- Eddie: WE'RE EUCHRED.
1167
01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:26,682
WHAT THE HELL
DOES CUTTER DO?
1168
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,452
FRACTURE THIS ONE,
BRING IT IN HERE.
1169
01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:33,256
I'M THE SKIP.
THAT'S THE CALL.
GET TO THE HACK.
1170
01:21:33,289 --> 01:21:36,259
IT'S LIKE HE'S STARING
AT THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.
1171
01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:39,996
WHICH, PARENTHETICALLY,
IS THE ONLY MAN-MADE OBJECT
1172
01:21:40,029 --> 01:21:42,165
YOU CAN SEE FROM SPACE.
1173
01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:46,302
IT'S A TOUGH SHOT.
1174
01:21:46,335 --> 01:21:49,072
NO ONE'S CURLED THAT SIDE
OF THE ICE YET TODAY.
1175
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:53,009
WE'RE AMATEURS-- I MEAN,
LOOK AT THE WAY WE DRESS.
1176
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:54,677
GOOD LUCK.
1177
01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:56,912
REALLY CREEPY.
1178
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:00,716
SWEEP! SWEEP!
1179
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:02,918
COME ON, ON,
ON, ON!
1180
01:22:07,190 --> 01:22:11,460
FUCK! SHIT!
FUCK! SHIT!
1181
01:22:11,494 --> 01:22:14,663
LET'S GET TO WORK,
SHALL WE?
1182
01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:22,238
HARD!
HURRY!
HARDER.
1183
01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:38,154
Gordon:
LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER.
1184
01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:40,389
THERE'S NOTHING
THAT THEY CAN DO?
1185
01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:42,525
WITHOUT BUCYK? NO.
1186
01:22:42,558 --> 01:22:45,628
THE TEAM NEEDS
THEIR LEAD ROCK.
1187
01:22:49,332 --> 01:22:52,235
Man:
AND NOW IT IS
MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME
1188
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:55,138
THE NEW INDUCTEES
TO THE LONG BAY
COUNTRY CLUB:
1189
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:58,607
MR. AND MRS.
NEIL BUCYK...
1190
01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:03,246
MR. AND MRS.
PAUL OSTERBARY...
1191
01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:05,748
MR. AND MRS.
SYLVAIN ISONAR...
1192
01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:11,054
MR. AND MRS. IAN BART.
1193
01:23:15,124 --> 01:23:18,061
- WOOF.
- YO, GASKET.
1194
01:23:19,295 --> 01:23:22,131
THEY NEED YOU.
1195
01:23:22,165 --> 01:23:27,136
NEIL JASON BUCYK--!
IF YOU STAND UP FROM
THIS TABLE--
1196
01:23:29,605 --> 01:23:32,441
YOU STOOD UP.
OKAY.
1197
01:23:32,475 --> 01:23:35,511
YEAH, I STOOD UP.
ME--
1198
01:23:35,544 --> 01:23:40,816
"NEIL JASON BUCYK."
1199
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:44,420
* BOOM DE DE BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM. *
1200
01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:46,522
Announcer:
Cutter has called
for a time out.
1201
01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:49,492
And I don't mind
telling you I'm feeling
just a little--
1202
01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:52,161
OH, LORDY!
1203
01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:54,797
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
1204
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:56,532
MAYBE IT'S
OUR APPROACH.
1205
01:23:56,565 --> 01:23:58,267
Neil:
MAYBE YOU'RE
SHORT A BROOM.
1206
01:23:58,301 --> 01:24:00,769
HEY, YOU'RE BACK.
1207
01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:04,173
BACK FROM THE DEAD.
YOU GOT YOURSELVES
A HELL OF A MESS.
1208
01:24:04,207 --> 01:24:05,574
GOT ANY IDEAS?
1209
01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:08,744
YEAH.
BURY THESE GUYS.
1210
01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:13,816
I LOVE IT!
1211
01:24:13,849 --> 01:24:16,652
Announcer:
Neil Bucyk has returned
to inject some life
1212
01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:19,555
INTO THE HOMETOWN TEAM.
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1213
01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:21,657
ONCE AGAIN,
WE ARE CURLING.
1214
01:24:26,329 --> 01:24:28,831
SWEEP IT.
SWEEP.
1215
01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:36,839
NOW THEY'RE
COOKING.
1216
01:24:36,872 --> 01:24:39,408
WITH A NUKE-ULAR
OVEN.
1217
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:43,846
* GOD IS IN THE MOUNTAINS
1218
01:24:43,879 --> 01:24:46,482
* GOD IS IN THE SUN
1219
01:24:46,515 --> 01:24:48,484
* GOD WORKS THE CORNER
1220
01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:50,119
* GOD IS WORKING IN TIME...
1221
01:24:50,153 --> 01:24:51,654
ON IT.
ON IT.
1222
01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:53,722
* GOD IS WITHIN
1223
01:24:53,756 --> 01:24:55,724
* GOD IS ON...
1224
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:58,194
OFF!
1225
01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:15,211
Announcer:
And that rock has Cutter
lying three.
1226
01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:17,813
And I'll tell you,
this is, this is...
1227
01:25:17,846 --> 01:25:20,349
THIS IS JUST
DAMNED EXCITING.
1228
01:25:33,362 --> 01:25:35,364
IT'S YOUR HOUSE.
1229
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:41,170
Announcer:
This is a real biggie, Paul,
1230
01:25:41,204 --> 01:25:45,174
because if Yount misses,
it's a brand new game.
1231
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,476
But you got to know,
the "Juggernaut"
1232
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:49,712
has killing
on his mind.
1233
01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:53,816
I mean look at his eyes.
They're inhuman.
1234
01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:07,863
Yount:
OFF. OFF.
1235
01:26:10,566 --> 01:26:13,369
Announcer:
Oh my God, he's missed.
1236
01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:14,737
THE "JUGGERNAUT"
HAS MISSED.
1237
01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:16,739
THEY STOLE TWO.
1238
01:26:16,772 --> 01:26:18,607
YEAH!
1239
01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:21,877
YEAH.
1240
01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:27,716
ALL RIGHT,
WE CAN DO THIS, GUYS.
1241
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:31,987
THIS IS CURLING
AS INTENSE AS THESE EYES
HAVE EVER SEEN.
1242
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:35,824
Get your seatbelts on,
and grab your neighbor's thigh,
ladies and gentlemen,
1243
01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:38,761
because these next two ends
are going to snowball
1244
01:26:38,794 --> 01:26:41,497
across the county
until it catches fire.
1245
01:26:45,334 --> 01:26:47,570
HARD! HARD!
1246
01:26:47,603 --> 01:26:51,940
HARD! HURRY!
HARDER!
1247
01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:56,912
SWEEP!
1248
01:26:56,945 --> 01:27:02,418
Announcer:
Once again it comes down
to a final couple of stones.
1249
01:27:02,451 --> 01:27:05,854
Cutter is down by two,
and if Yount lands this one--
1250
01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:10,759
well, I think
that will spell the end
of the Cutter dream.
1251
01:27:22,371 --> 01:27:24,340
OFF. OFF.
1252
01:27:24,373 --> 01:27:27,242
GO BACK! GO BACK!
1253
01:27:28,777 --> 01:27:33,416
Announcer:
Alexander Yount.
This man is a killer.
1254
01:27:37,553 --> 01:27:39,822
The Cutter Rink
has called a time out,
1255
01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:44,360
and I tell you,
from where we sit,
Cutter doesn't have a shot.
1256
01:27:44,393 --> 01:27:46,862
Paul:
You said it, Greg.
This house is blocked
1257
01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:50,299
- like a basement toilet.
- WISH THAT GUY WOULD SHUT UP.
1258
01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:52,301
ME TOO,
BUT HE'S RIGHT.
WE'RE COOKED.
1259
01:27:52,335 --> 01:27:54,303
COME ON, THERE'S GOT
TO BE A SHOT.
1260
01:27:54,337 --> 01:27:56,739
THERE IS A SHOT.
AROUND THE CLOCK,
1261
01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:59,842
FOUR STONE TAKE-OUT,
SPIN BACK UP SHEET,
1262
01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:03,346
TIE THE GAME,
FORCE AN EXTRA END.
1263
01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:04,980
HOW STONED ARE YOU?
1264
01:28:05,013 --> 01:28:07,583
- I SAW THE SHOT DONE.
1265
01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,619
'73. THE SWEDES.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.
1266
01:28:10,653 --> 01:28:13,656
- IF A SWEDE CAN DO IT,
YOU CAN DO IT.
- YOU CAN DO THIS, MAN.
1267
01:28:20,463 --> 01:28:22,465
GET ON YOUR BROOMS.
1268
01:28:22,498 --> 01:28:23,932
- YEAH!
- YEAH.
1269
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:26,569
Announcer:
Looks like they've
agreed on something,
1270
01:28:26,602 --> 01:28:30,339
but what
that might be, frankly,
eludes this commentator.
1271
01:28:33,376 --> 01:28:36,745
WHAT'S LENNOX DOING
WAY OUT THERE IN THE WEEDS?
1272
01:28:36,779 --> 01:28:39,515
Paul:
It seems like Cutter's
going to attempt to bring
1273
01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:42,084
his stone around
like this.
1274
01:28:42,117 --> 01:28:45,020
Announcer:
Which is impossible,
and ridiculous,
1275
01:28:45,053 --> 01:28:47,022
and completely...
1276
01:28:47,055 --> 01:28:49,525
impossible.
1277
01:28:58,934 --> 01:29:00,936
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
1278
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,008
HIT THE LINE.
HARDER.
1279
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:08,711
HURRY, HARD!
1280
01:29:08,744 --> 01:29:12,615
HURRY IT HARD!
SWEEP!
1281
01:29:12,648 --> 01:29:16,852
SWEEP!
HURRY HARD!
1282
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:19,955
SWEEP!
1283
01:29:28,597 --> 01:29:32,535
Announcer:
Holy jumping Jehoshaphat,
Cutter has done it!
1284
01:29:32,568 --> 01:29:35,638
He has done it!
I knew he had it in him.
1285
01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:40,576
HE HAS GONE MANO-A-MANO
WITH THE "JUGGERNAUT"
AND HAS TIED THE GAME.
1286
01:29:46,515 --> 01:29:49,952
This is--
what do you call that, Paul?
1287
01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:52,521
JESUS!
1288
01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:58,060
YEAH!
YEAH!
1289
01:30:00,796 --> 01:30:02,898
- DON'T TELL ME.
- IT WAS A TOUCHED ROCK.
1290
01:30:02,931 --> 01:30:04,967
- IT WAS A TOUCHED ROCK.
1291
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,702
WHO?
1292
01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:09,071
WHAT'S WRONG?
1293
01:30:10,839 --> 01:30:13,542
I BURNED THE ROCK.
1294
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:20,783
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR SPORTSMANSHIP.
THE TOWN NEEDS THIS.
1295
01:30:20,816 --> 01:30:23,018
IT WAS
A TOUCHED ROCK, JERRY.
1296
01:30:23,051 --> 01:30:25,554
WE HAVE TO CALL IT.
1297
01:30:30,793 --> 01:30:33,529
OH, DARN IT.
I HAVE TO PEE.
1298
01:30:35,631 --> 01:30:39,768
OH, DEAR.
IT LOOKS LIKE
A BURNED ROCK.
1299
01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:43,472
WELL, IN THE NAME
OF THE "LITTLE BABY JESUS
WHO DIED ON THE CROSS"
1300
01:30:43,506 --> 01:30:46,942
NOT EVEN A SLO-MO REPLAY
WOULD PICK UP THAT...
THAT FOUL.
1301
01:30:48,076 --> 01:30:50,546
THAT WAS
A TOUCHED ROCK.
1302
01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:54,583
RESET.
LET HIM SHOOT IT AGAIN.
1303
01:30:54,617 --> 01:30:57,185
RESET.
GO AGAIN.
1304
01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:59,187
WHY ARE YOU
GIVING HIM A BREAK?
1305
01:30:59,221 --> 01:31:00,856
DO YOU WANT
TO WIN THAT WAY?
1306
01:31:05,628 --> 01:31:07,796
Announcer:
That shot was
impossible once.
1307
01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:10,766
So to do it again,
mathematically,
1308
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,702
it's got to be
twice as impossible.
1309
01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:49,137
HI.
1310
01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:52,307
- EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT US.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
1311
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:56,111
AND I THINK WE SHOULD FINISH
THAT CONVERSATION WE STARTED
IN YOUR TRUCK.
1312
01:31:56,144 --> 01:31:58,681
WE DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.
1313
01:31:58,714 --> 01:32:02,117
COME ON.
LOOK IN MY EYES
AND TELL ME THAT.
1314
01:32:06,088 --> 01:32:08,757
YOU'RE GOING TO GO
FOR IT, AREN'T YOU?
1315
01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:10,726
YEAH.
1316
01:32:33,616 --> 01:32:37,319
- HE'S MAKING POETRY, BABY.
1317
01:32:37,352 --> 01:32:39,221
ARE WE CHANGING
THE SHOT?
1318
01:32:39,254 --> 01:32:41,323
IT'S LIKE
THE MAN SAID,
1319
01:32:41,356 --> 01:32:45,060
"THE PURITY OF THE HEART
IS TO WILL ONE THING."
1320
01:32:46,762 --> 01:32:50,265
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
I GOT TO GO. EXCUSE ME.
1321
01:33:36,244 --> 01:33:38,246
Announcer:
That's one rock.
1322
01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:40,816
The shard of granite,
that's two points.
1323
01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:43,218
plus the ashes
of a dead man--
1324
01:33:45,688 --> 01:33:49,291
Oh, my--
Hey, what?
1325
01:33:49,324 --> 01:33:51,293
THEY WON!
THEY WON!
1326
01:33:51,326 --> 01:33:53,829
I knew they could do it.
They won!
1327
01:33:53,862 --> 01:33:56,665
They won the prestigious
Golden goddamned Broom.
1328
01:33:56,699 --> 01:33:58,701
They won!
They won!
1329
01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:03,205
They won!
They won!
1330
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:07,943
THAT'S MY DONALD,
RIGHT THERE.
1331
01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:10,345
RIGHT THERE
ON THE BUTTON.
1332
01:34:16,785 --> 01:34:18,954
OH MY GOD--!
1333
01:34:22,190 --> 01:34:24,192
EDDIE!
1334
01:34:28,964 --> 01:34:30,933
I'VE PLAYED
ON A LOT OF ICE
1335
01:34:30,966 --> 01:34:33,368
ALL OVER THIS PLANET
WE CALL HOME,
1336
01:34:33,401 --> 01:34:36,805
AND I DON'T BELIEVE
I'VE EVER SEEN
A BETTER SHOT.
1337
01:34:36,839 --> 01:34:39,808
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
1338
01:34:42,277 --> 01:34:45,013
"ON THIS PLANET
WE CALL HOME"?
1339
01:34:45,047 --> 01:34:47,149
HEY, WHATEVER.
1340
01:34:49,151 --> 01:34:51,353
HEY!
1341
01:34:51,386 --> 01:34:54,056
- WE DID IT.
- YEAH.
1342
01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:56,792
NO--
I MEAN, LOOK.
1343
01:34:56,825 --> 01:34:59,094
OH MY GOD.
1344
01:34:59,127 --> 01:35:02,464
YOU'RE PREGNANT.
1345
01:35:02,497 --> 01:35:04,900
- DAD!
- DAD!
1346
01:35:07,102 --> 01:35:09,071
YOU DID IT.
1347
01:35:09,104 --> 01:35:11,406
AND YOU CLEANED
HOUSE, TOO.
1348
01:35:42,570 --> 01:35:45,073
Stuckmore:
JAMES LENNOX!
1349
01:35:45,107 --> 01:35:47,175
WHOO-OO!
1350
01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:49,377
I SAID...
1351
01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:52,881
JAMES LENNOX.
1352
01:35:55,150 --> 01:35:57,252
OH, SHIT.
1353
01:35:58,353 --> 01:36:01,123
OKAY, MAN,
LISTEN. BEFORE ALL
THE VIOLENCE STARTS,
1354
01:36:01,156 --> 01:36:03,325
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT WHOLE THING
WITH THE BOAT,
1355
01:36:03,358 --> 01:36:05,327
THAT WAS
HIS IDEA.
1356
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,329
SILENCE!
1357
01:36:07,362 --> 01:36:10,365
I CAN TRACE
MY LINEAGE
1358
01:36:10,398 --> 01:36:13,568
BACK THROUGH
12 GENERATIONS
OF CURLING MEN,
1359
01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:16,204
AND EVEN IF YOUNT
IS GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT,
1360
01:36:16,238 --> 01:36:19,207
HIS SHINY SUITS
AND LUMPEN CHEERLEADERS
1361
01:36:19,241 --> 01:36:22,377
REPRESENT ALL THAT
IS CORRUPT IN GOD'S
GREATEST GAME.
1362
01:36:22,410 --> 01:36:24,847
Man in crowd:
HEAR, HEAR.
1363
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:27,816
I THANK YOU,
JAMES LENNOX.
1364
01:36:27,850 --> 01:36:31,219
YOUR DEBT IS ERASED,
JAMES LENNOX.
1365
01:36:32,287 --> 01:36:33,488
OOF--!
1366
01:36:39,561 --> 01:36:41,496
- YES SIR.
1367
01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:46,268
POUR A DRINK FOR MY FRIEND,
DONALD FOLEY HERE.
1368
01:36:46,301 --> 01:36:50,338
AND A ROUND
OF "RIGOR MORTIS"
FOR EVERYBODY!
1369
01:36:50,372 --> 01:36:52,574
I DON'T KNOW
THAT DRINK.
1370
01:36:52,607 --> 01:36:54,476
POUR THAT WHOLE SHELF
INTO A BUCKET.
1371
01:36:55,944 --> 01:36:57,880
ARE YOU
READY, EDDIE?
1372
01:36:57,913 --> 01:36:59,982
I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU
IN THE BACK ROOM.
1373
01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:02,084
WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
ANYMORE, YOU KNOW?
1374
01:37:02,117 --> 01:37:04,086
- WE'VE ALREADY DONE IT.
- I KNOW.
1375
01:37:04,119 --> 01:37:07,956
- BUT I'M KIND OF ADDICTED.
- OKAY.
1376
01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:22,437
SERIOUSLY? I WANTED
TO OWN A NURSERY AND BE
A GARDENER, THAT'S ALL.
1377
01:37:22,470 --> 01:37:25,240
YOU'RE KIDDING?
'CAUSE I LOVE PLANTS
1378
01:37:25,273 --> 01:37:28,043
AND YOU KNOW,
MAKING THINGS GROW.
1379
01:37:28,076 --> 01:37:32,514
GOOD GOD IN HIS HIGH CHAIR.
I THANK YOU, CHRISTOPHER.
1380
01:37:32,547 --> 01:37:35,217
AND I KNOW DONALD
THANKS YOU, TOO.
1381
01:37:35,250 --> 01:37:37,219
ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW
WHY I SAY THAT.
1382
01:37:37,252 --> 01:37:40,122
I DON'T KNOW
IF DEAD MEN ARE GRACIOUS.
1383
01:37:40,155 --> 01:37:43,558
MRS. FOLEY,
WOULD YOU MIND
1384
01:37:43,591 --> 01:37:47,429
DOING A SLOW ONE
WITH ME?
1385
01:37:49,131 --> 01:37:51,934
- DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD--
1386
01:37:51,967 --> 01:37:54,169
NO.
HOW ABOUT WE--
1387
01:37:54,202 --> 01:37:56,371
- YEAH.
1388
01:37:56,404 --> 01:37:59,307
YOU CAN LEAVE
BRANDON WITH ME, DEAR.
1389
01:38:10,185 --> 01:38:13,188
ARE YOU EVER GOING
TO KISS ME OR DO I HAVE
TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?
1390
01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:16,158
I SORT OF
LIKE A WOMAN
WITH INITIATIVE.
1391
01:38:16,191 --> 01:38:18,526
I SORT OF LIKE A MAN
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.
1392
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:21,629
FUCK, YOU GOT
THE WRONG GUY.
1393
01:38:40,715 --> 01:38:45,287
* IF YOU ASK ME
HOW WE'LL TUMBLE *
1394
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:49,724
* I'LL FALL DOWN
ON MY KNEES *
1395
01:38:49,757 --> 01:38:55,563
* I WILL MEET YOU
AT THE ALTAR, BABY *
1396
01:38:55,597 --> 01:38:57,665
* KISS YOU
1397
01:38:57,699 --> 01:39:02,504
* KISS YOU TILL YOU WEEP
1398
01:39:09,477 --> 01:39:13,715
* KISS YOU TILL YOU WEEP
1399
01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:22,957
* KISS YOU TILL YOU WEEP
1400
01:39:25,593 --> 01:39:29,297
* HOW MAY TIMES HAVE
YOUR FRIENDS LET YOU DOWN? *
1401
01:39:29,331 --> 01:39:32,367
* JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART
1402
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:36,538
* JUST OPEN UP YOUR MIND
1403
01:39:36,571 --> 01:39:40,308
* AND HOW MANY TIMES
HAS YOUR FACE SLIPPED AWAY? *
1404
01:39:40,342 --> 01:39:43,345
* WELL, IS ANYBODY SAFE?
1405
01:39:43,378 --> 01:39:47,515
* DOES ANYBODY PRAY?
1406
01:39:47,549 --> 01:39:52,120
* LIFE IS WAITING
FOR YOU *
1407
01:39:52,154 --> 01:39:58,560
* IT'S ALL MESSED UP
BUT WE'RE ALIVE *
1408
01:39:58,593 --> 01:40:05,067
* LIFE IS WAITING
FOR YOU... *
1409
01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:07,502
CUT.
OH, FUCK.
1410
01:40:07,535 --> 01:40:11,473
- ONE, TWO, FORWARD.
ONE, TWO, BACK.
- DO IT AGAIN.
1411
01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:16,144
ONE, TWO, FORWARD.
ONE, TWO, BACK.
1412
01:40:19,581 --> 01:40:21,583
THAT WAS GREAT.
1413
01:40:22,717 --> 01:40:24,786
HE HIT THE CAMERA!
1414
01:40:24,819 --> 01:40:27,455
WHAT I THINK THEY ADD
UP TO IS JUST WHAT
THE COACH--
1415
01:40:27,489 --> 01:40:29,457
OKAY, CUT.
1416
01:40:29,491 --> 01:40:33,128
THIS ONE'S FROTHING
AT THE MOUTH OVER HERE.
HOLY SHIT.
1417
01:40:33,161 --> 01:40:37,099
WATCH HER--
SHE'S VICIOUS.
1418
01:40:37,132 --> 01:40:39,701
* ...HAVE THEY EVER
SEEN YOUR HEART? *
1419
01:40:39,734 --> 01:40:41,703
* HAVE THEY EVER SEEN...
1420
01:40:41,736 --> 01:40:44,239
Paul:
CUT. NO TAPE ROLL.
1421
01:40:44,272 --> 01:40:46,241
COME ON, DAMN IT.
LOVE ME.
1422
01:40:46,274 --> 01:40:48,743
* ...IS WAITING FOR YOU
1423
01:40:48,776 --> 01:40:55,150
* IT'S ALL MESSED UP
BUT WE'RE ALIVE *
1424
01:40:55,183 --> 01:40:59,521
* LIFE IS WAITING
FOR YOU... *
1425
01:40:59,554 --> 01:41:02,124
OW, THAT STINGS.
1426
01:41:02,157 --> 01:41:05,560
7:00 A.M. SHARP
AT THE LODGE.
1427
01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:08,096
HE'S COMING BACK.
1428
01:41:08,130 --> 01:41:10,265
STOP.
1429
01:41:22,310 --> 01:41:24,279
UNLESS THAT O-RING
GOES, THEN YOU'LL BE
1430
01:41:24,312 --> 01:41:26,281
AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE ATLANTIC.
1431
01:41:26,314 --> 01:41:29,484
- YEAH, THANKS.
- ANYTIME.
1432
01:41:29,517 --> 01:41:32,687
I TAMPERED
WITH THE O-RING.
1433
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:35,290
- DONALD--
- YOU JUST AIM ME.
1434
01:41:35,323 --> 01:41:37,292
MOLLY, HIS NAME
IS GORDON.
1435
01:41:37,325 --> 01:41:40,428
GORDON, LOOK,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT--
1436
01:41:40,462 --> 01:41:44,566
YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW
WHAT TIME ZONE YOU'RE IN.
1437
01:41:44,599 --> 01:41:47,602
LILY--
1438
01:41:57,212 --> 01:42:00,715
HELP, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
THROW ME A PRESERVER.
1439
01:42:00,748 --> 01:42:05,253
- STRAWBERRY, PLEASE.
1440
01:42:05,287 --> 01:42:09,791
OW! JESUS.
1441
01:42:09,824 --> 01:42:13,861
YOU BROKE MY CRANIUM
WITH THAT MEDICINE
FUCKING BALL.
1442
01:42:13,895 --> 01:42:17,165
I DON'T KNOW IF
I CAN TAKE MUCH
MORE OF THIS.
1443
01:42:17,199 --> 01:42:19,167
CUT!
1444
01:42:19,201 --> 01:42:23,438
* HAVE YOU EVER
REALLY BEEN ALONE? *
1445
01:42:23,471 --> 01:42:29,444
* EVER REALLY FALLEN
FAR FROM GRACE? *
1446
01:42:29,477 --> 01:42:34,582
* DO YOU KNOW YOU AT ALL?
1447
01:42:34,616 --> 01:42:40,322
* DO YOU RECOGNIZE
THIS SILENT FACE? *
1448
01:42:40,355 --> 01:42:44,426
* I KNOW YOU
1449
01:42:44,459 --> 01:42:50,732
* EVERYONE KNOWS
HOW TO BLEED *
1450
01:42:50,765 --> 01:42:56,571
* YOU KNOW ME
AND THINGS WE ALL NEED *
1451
01:42:56,604 --> 01:43:01,309
* WATCHING OVER YOU
1452
01:43:01,343 --> 01:43:06,814
* THEY'RE WATCHING
OVER ME *
1453
01:43:06,848 --> 01:43:12,320
* WATCHING OVER YOU
1454
01:43:12,354 --> 01:43:15,790
* WATCHING OVER ME
1455
01:43:15,823 --> 01:43:21,463
* BUILDING OUR TRENCHES.
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