All language subtitles for E06 UK S11 2024-x Father Brown 2013 - The Quill of Osric

Fact or fiction?
Fiction or fact?

Fact or fiction?
Fiction or fact? Fact.

Fact.

Fiction, fiction!

Fact.

THUD

What the...?

These people are bonkers.

And what have you come as?

Lena Pavlov -

the Russian detective
created by Osric Wolf.

Fans like to dress up
as their favourite characters.

Welcome to my annual crime-writing
weekend - Murder With Tea.

This year, there will be
a special award

for the best crime novel written by
a Cotswolds writer.

And it's in honour of the great
whodunnit novelist Osric Wolf,

who very sadly took his own life
a year ago today.

As well as
the Quill of Osric Award,

there will be a very generous
cash prize of £75

kindly donated by my friend
the Earl of Wiltshire.

And, in the meantime,
there will be quizzes

and readings for your entertainment.
So, please, do enjoy.

APPLAUSE

Sir Kingsley, congratulations on
your Cabinet appointment.

I was hoping for Defence, but
Education will suffice for now.

I hope it doesn't mean
you've stopped writing.

I'll have a large glass of red wine,
please.

You what? I'm not a waitress.

Oh, my mistake.

I understand your son is nominated
for the Quill of Osric Award.

Yes. I haven't read his new book
yet,

but I damn well hope
it's better than his last.

I finished it last night.
I thought it was excellent.

Thank you, Father.
Oh, Lady Violet.

Kingsley. As radiant as ever.

How are you?

Well, I'm somewhat surprised...

..at the nomination of that
so-called writer that you sponsor.

Conflict of interest?

Not at all.

The judges are impartial
and independent.

Really. Hm. Well, if your boy
wins, we'll all know why.

Come along, Jack.

You are going to do a reading.
I'm not sure.

Don't be so spineless!

With that attitude,
you'll never be a winner.

Sorry. At your age,
I was on the bestseller list.

I know, but the thing is...
And now look at me -

knighted, government minister.

In a few years,
I could be running the country.

You think so?

Absolutely!

It's all about this...

..positive thinking.

Two minutes -

I want you on that stage.

Still under Daddy's shadow?

Please can we not do this? This is
a competition for talented writers.

So you might as well go home now.

Lady Violet. Hm?

How good of you to honour
the memory of Osric Wolf.

Oh, well, he was the first ever
writer I sponsored.

I knew he'd become a recluse,

but I'd no idea of the depth
of his melancholy.

Oh, it's awful.

And such a shame he was denied
a Catholic burial.

I know suicide is seen as a sin,

but it... I don't know,
it just seemed so unfair.

Ladies and gentleman,
Jack Wilmot will shortly read

an extract from his latest novel,
The Eye Of Lykos.

APPLAUSE

Oh, darling, look at your tie.

Please don't be angry, but I've just
heard Jack is the new favourite.

Walter.

Oh! Oh! I'm so sorry.

Not to worry.
I drink far too much, anyway.

Can I just say how wonderful it is

you've named the award after
the great Osric Wolf. Ah.

I... Quiet, please!

"With warts on every finger
and a head of flaming red hair,

"the child was a target for bullies.

"Is it any wonder that,
later in life,

"the desire for justice would
become all-consuming?

"In the holier than thou town,
deceit and lies corrupted all.

"None more so than the Baroness.

"By night, the air in her chamber
was heavy with lust.

"The French ambassador,
the bishop and the post master...

Oh! "..being regular
frequenters."

Oh. Sweetheart... Are you all right?
It's just a little racy for me.

Um...

"By day..."

Um...

Um...

Jack!

You get back in there!
I'm sorry. I know I messed up, but
it won't happen again, I swear...

I can't believe you've
done this again!

Such a silly boy.
He keeps losing his nerve onstage.

I hope he's all right.

And what paper are you from?
Sorry?

Ever since my Cabinet appointment,

you lot have been sniffing
around for a salacious story.

I was hoping for a chat
about your son.

I'm a literary agent.

What company?
Darcey and Phenn.

Miss Lipton.

My apologies.

Um, I wonder whether I can take
your details? Mm.

Jack's agent is useless.

Do you have a copy of his novel?

Yes, of course. Um, this way.

What exactly is your game? Hm?

Game?

With the reading. Are you...

..deliberately trying
to humiliate me?

It... It's just fiction.

Oh, really?!
It's just an extract from my novel.

I don't know what this is about.

I'm warning you -

you do not want to make
an enemy of me.

Oh, snap.

They say it's his best novel.

What do you think?

It's just that I'm thinking of
representing the author,

so the more... Shut up about him!

Oh, not again.

Sorry. If this continues, I shall
go home smelling like a winery.

I take it you're not
a fan of Jack Wilmot?

He only got published
because Daddy's a famous writer.

Oh. Father,

I hope he hasn't had another
go at his son.

There's been a murder!

It's sort of a game.
A murder mystery.

In one of Osric Wolf's
lesser-known stories,

the lady of the manor is murdered.

So the suspects are the husband,
the butler,

the chef, the milkman

or the chauffeur.

I think I've got it.
The clues are all there.

It could be the milkman.

What do you think?
How would she know?

Miss Palmer? Um...

Well...

..the old dear probably just dropped
the milk when she was attacked.

And that blood on her neck
is too dark...

Looks more like beetroot.
Well spotted.

So, my guess is that the chef
had been preparing beetroot

with his hands
when he strangled her.

Oh, you're very good at this.
Absolutely right!

Ha-ha!

Where is Mr Wilmot?

He hasn't come back out.

I think I'll check how he is.

She treats him like a toddler.

Who? Well, if you took your glasses
off, you'll see.

Sir Kingsley, a moment please.

There is a chain
dangling from Jack's waistcoat.

Did he own a pocket watch?
Yes, yes, he did.

Do you think whoever attacked him
stole it?

Possibly. Would Jack have been
carrying any other valuables?

Well, only his wallet. There was
no wallet on his person, sir.

Sorry, there have been tramps
sleeping

in the outbuildings, recently.

Thank you, Lady Violet.

Looks like the motive
could have been robbery.

I disagree.

That was a violent attack.

Someone tried to kill him.

A crime at a crime-writing event.

Well, there's no way
he can resist that.

We need to find out
if Mr Wilmot remembers

anything about his attacker.

Ah, well, I saw Lady Violet
threaten him earlier.

Threaten? Yeah. It was something
about humiliating her.

I'm not exactly sure, though.

Maybe Mr Wilmot
can shed some light.

We'll look for clues
while you're gone.

Ah, Isobel. Hello. Hi. Sir Kingsley
mentioned a literary agent who was

interested in Jack Wilmot.

It's Miss Lipton.

Thank you. Would you mind
pointing her out to me?

Um... Oh, I can't see her,
but I'll let you know if I spot her.

Thank you. Your detective costume
really suits you, by the way.

Spasibo.

Oh!

I can't work out
if she's your mam or not.

She's a patron of the arts.

A what? She supports me.

Pays for things.
Oh, blimey.

You've got it made.

You reckon? Mm.

Where I grew up I had nowt.

But at least I could do
what I wanted.

Temporary amnesia, the doctor says.

He can't remember a thing.

We'll come back when he's awake.

All right, Father? Sarge!
I was passing.

Yes, this is a police investigation,
Father, I suggest you leave now.

Unbelievable.

Let's get back to the manor.

Why pretend to be asleep?

Sorry.

It's just
if my father knows I'm awake,

he'll make me go back.

And you don't want to?

Not after what happened.

Must be difficult
being the son of a famous novelist.

No matter what I do...

..it's just never good enough.

I don't know what to do any more,
Father.

What do you remember
about the attack?

Nothing.

It's all a blank.

The police think that your wallet
and watch were stolen.

My wallet's in my overcoat
in the car.

And the watch, it's...it's not
worth much.

No?

It was the first prize
I ever won for writing. Ah.

I was a student at Gloucester.

So why would someone want
to take it?

And I'm told Lady Violet
threatened you.

That was nothing to do with
the watch.

She accused me of...

..of humiliating her.

It made no sense.

The next murder mystery game
is about to begin -

the missing corpse.
The killer chef has struck again.

We can win this - hands down.

We're meant to be
looking for clues to the attack.

Yeah, well, we can do both.

Ladies and gentlemen,
for your safety,

all participants should
remain in pairs or groups.

Right, sir, we've interviewed
everyone except that agent -

Miss Lipton.

She still can't be found, sir.
Well, we need to....

What the...?
That looks like blood, sir. Um...

No, actually it's pretend blood.

Tomato sauce.
It's for the murder mystery game.

Of course.

Isobel.

Hello. I'm just looking for clues.

Well, if you find anything, I'd
appreciate if you told me before...

Before Father Brown?

Sorry, I don't want to put
you in an awkward position.

Oh, any position is fine by me.

Oi!

Mrs Devine!

Over here.

Eh, look.

Is that flour?

BOTH: The killer chef!

Which means the missing
corpse could be close.

There's another one!

I've just been to see Mr Wilmot.

How is he? Doing well.

Hm. Although a little confused

as to why you threatened him.

Regrettably, I did overreact.

But Jack did break the rules.

Rules? Well,
I informed all the writers

that any readings must be tasteful.

Jack's extract was salacious,
to say the least.

I didn't know where to look.

I see.

Oh, really Father,
you don't believe that I...

The Quill of Osric Award -

it's been stolen.

Chief Inspector!

So, where now?
Um, follow the stream.

You go left, I'll go right.

But let's keep each other in sight.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Sergeant.

I think you should look
for the award

close to where Mr Wilmot was found.

You think it was used to
attack him?

Do you know more than
you're letting on, Father?

Well, both the watch
and the award were literary prizes.

The one Mr Wilmot won,

the other he's favourite to win.

WOMAN SCREAMS

Help me!

Agh! Oh, goodness!

No, it's a re-enactment!

Well done, Sergeant.

Oh, goodness. Um... I'm so sorry.

Are you all right?

Found the corpse!

Found the corpse!

Well done!

Father Brown!

Another attack while we were
on the premises, Sergeant.

Miss Lipton hadn't been
seen for a while.

She may have been
attacked before you arrived.

So do you think the attacker
wanted to kill his victims,
or just hurt them?

What links her to Mr Wilmot?

Why attack those two?

Perhaps one of the whodunnit
characters is targeting

random guests.

And who would take
a worthless watch?

Hope you're not too distressed by
the attack, Mrs Devine.

Oh, no. I-I'm fine.

It was Brenda who saw
Miss Lipton first and,

well, she doesn't seem too worried.

Come on, get out of bed. What for?

Just do it!

Now, towards me.

Touch your toes.

Is this really necessary?

There. You seem fine.

I might have delayed concussion.
Oh, mindset of a loser.

Remember what I said -

positive thinking.

Yeah. Staying away
is not an option.

Don't want people thinking
you've got something to hide, do we?

RADIO: There's a huge roar
from the crowd as Lewisham Girl

brings out... RADIO STOPS

There he is.

Father Brown would like you
to sign a copy of your novel.

Sure.

Thank you.

Your tie and handkerchief...

..do I recognise the colours
of Gloucester University?

Yeah.

Am I right in thinking
Mr Wilmot also

studied at Gloucester University?
Yes, they were there
at the same time.

Oh, dear.

Then you would have lost out to him

when he won the student's
literary prize?

I was cheated - robbed of the award.

Walter was tipped to win.

But why this sudden interest,
Father?

I was thinking...

DOOR OPENS

..you have a very close connection
to Mr Wilmot's watch.

Are you accusing me?

Just pointing out that it has
a very particular value to you.

Walter?

Walter...

..did you take it?

No.

Perhaps you should
empty your pockets.

Now.

Have... Have we met?

Miss Lipton.

The agent.

My father mentioned you.

I was attacked, like you.

Someone hit me. I didn't see who.

I don't understand.

Why us two?

I was hoping you could tell me.

Writers can sometimes be targets.

Do you think it could have
something to do with your novel?

It's just a story.

A novel is much more than that,
it's a writer

revealing their thoughts,
their identity.

Can't you remember anything at all?

No.

I know it's not how...

..men should be...

..but I'm scared.

I'm scared about
what they might do next.

Me, too.

I took it from his pocket
when he arrived. Settling a score?

I wanted to get back at him,
hurt him.

It should have been mine! Sir,

I found it in the grass,
by the stream.

Blood.

Did you think this award
should belong to you, too?

With Jack Wilmot as favourite,
you must have been livid

that he might beat you again.
Yes!

But that doesn't mean
I wanted him dead.

Perhaps the prize money was
also a factor.

When Lady Violet and I came in
the room, you turned off the radio.

RADIO: ..crosses the line first
and Durley Dean in second.

Mint Sunrise crosses in third.

What a sensational comeback. RADIO STOPS

Have you started again?

I'm sorry.

But my plan was to win back
the prize money and clear my debts.

But it all fell apart
because of Jack.

Arrest him, Sergeant.

But I swear - I'm innocent.

I-I just don't know
what to think any more.

Chief Inspector, he clearly had
a grudge against Mr Wilmot,

but what on earth would be his
motive for attacking Miss Lipton?

Not your concern, Father.

Walter Mitford, I'm arresting you
on suspicion of attempted murder

and robbery.

You're not obliged to say anything,
but anything you do say

may be given in evidence.

DRINK POURING

There you are.

What are you reading?

Lady Violet's events programme.

Oh, he's got that look again.

My Uncle Arthur used to
have that look -

when he couldn't go to the lavvy.
Lovely.

Interesting.

Interviews with the nominated
writers, including Walter.

He mentions all the literary
agencies that rejected him -

one being Darcey and Phenn.

The agency Miss Lipton works for.

Do you think that's why he clobbered
her? It's hardly a motive.

Writers get dozens of rejections
every year.

Maybe Walter was right

and he really is innocent.

In which case, the attacker is
still out there.

In which case,

Mr Wilmot and Miss Lipton

are in more danger than ever.

Welcome to day two.

Miss Lipton, it's
so good to see you out of hospital.

After what happened, I assumed
most guests would have stayed away.

Oh, a chance for crime fans to be
part of a real-life crime?

No, they wouldn't miss it for
the world. So good to see you.

Miss Lipton,

I was hoping to speak with you -

about your distressing experience.

There's very little I can tell you.

Do you think that Walter Mitford
is guilty of attacking you?

I've...no idea.

We'd barely even spoken.

What about anybody else?
Someone with a grudge, perhaps?

If you want the truth, Father,
it's beyond me why anyone would.

It doesn't make sense.

No.

Excuse me.

So now what?

I see Mr Wilmot
has got his watch back.

Why was Walter so convinced
that he should have won it?

Yes.

Why?

And for God's sake,
keep it together.

And don't go too far.

I'll find us a cup of tea.

Hello again.

Sorry - miles away.

I just wanted to say thank you
for listening.

Is there something wrong?

You read in the papers
about attackers and murderers...

..but you never think you'll come
face-to-face with one.

Uh, maybe, when all of this is
over, we could...

..uh, should meet up.

I mean to, uh, to, uh,
go over some things more.

It could help us both.

Yes. Yes, I'd like that.

Jack!

Um... HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Oh. Please, spare me
the sermon.

Actually, I'm here to find out
the truth. Really?

You said you were cheated
out of the prize watch.

Did you mean that literally?

I couldn't prove it, but there were
rumours that Jack's winning story

was stolen from
an out-of-print book.

Do you think he's capable of doing
something like that again?

His new novel's just too good.

Why didn't you tell all this
to the police?

Accusing Jack of cheating would
have given them what they wanted -

an even stronger motive.

Rumours.

What happened about them?

His father got involved
and it all magically went away.

Wait...

Sir Kingsley was privy to his son
cheating at university.

Ladies and gentlemen,
the judges have made their decision.

And so without further ado,

the Quill of Osric Award
nominees are...

..James Lansford for
The Return Of Lulu And Lucia,

Uncle Mirth for Goodbye, Mr Kafka,

Jack Wilmot for The Eye Of Lykos,

and Walter Mitford
for The Stiletto Dagger.

And the winner is...

..Jack Wilmot.

What are you waiting for?

Unfortunately, the award is in
the possession of the police,

due to... It being splattered
with blood. Sh!

..due to it's need
for their inquiries

but I am able to present

the prize money to
the very worthy winner.

APPLAUSE

Uh, it's a great honour
to win this award.

And, um,

a big thank you to
everyone who...

..who enjoyed my novel.

Agh! Oh, steady now.

Sit him down.

He's just a little overwhelmed.

Your son is still
suffering from his injury.

Let's get him into the house.

I'm sure he'll be fine.
It's nothing to worry about.

Sir Kingsley,
might I have a private word?

Oh, yes, of course.

It's a sensitive issue,

but it may be linked to the attacks.

Fire away.

Did your son cheat at university?

Whatever happened,
it's all in the past.

But history may be repeating itself.

Yesterday, when you grabbed him,

what was it you said?
I can't remember.

"You've done it again."

Done what exactly?

Cheat? Leave it be, Father.

It would certainly explain
why you were so angry with him.

Look, if the press get hold of this,
my political career will be ruined,

so I suggest you drop it.

You are missing the point.

I believe Walter may be innocent.

If so, then the attacker is
still on the loose.

Your answers may help solve
the crime. If you stay quiet,

then your son may end up dead.

HE CLEARS THROAT Look, um...

..I knew Jack hadn't written
the novel.

The style - it just wasn't his.

When did you realise?

When he did his reading.

There were things in it
he couldn't possibly know -

based on real people.
Who exactly?

Well, wasn't it obvious
when he did the reading?

Lady Violet dropped her teacup

when the Baroness character
was mentioned.

How did your son acquire the novel?

Look, he said he was approached by
some lowlife thief at a book fair.

He sold him some bundle of
unpublished manuscripts.

Who is the thief?

He didn't know him.

How is Mr Wilmot?

He's, um...
He's resting in the house.

I've been thinking about his novel,

in particular, one of
the characters - the Baroness.

And why that particular character?

Forgive me, Lady Violet,

the last thing
I want to do is to embarrass you.

You know, don't you?

Yes.

You must think me terrible.

I'm not here to judge.

But anything you can tell me
about your past

may help to prove
Walter's innocence.

Very well. But, um,

please understand I'm not proud of
what I did.

I understand.

After Father died I, um...

..I went off the rails a little.

All the affairs.

I was a very different person
back then.

You must have been scared that
Mr Wilmot would reveal everything?

That's why you threatened him.

Who exactly knows about your past?

Kingsley knew that I was friends

with the French ambassador.

But the only person
I told everything to was

the only man I've ever loved...

..Osric Wolf.

The title of Mr Wilmot's novel
is The Eye Of Lykos.

Lykos is Greek for wolf.

I'm sorry, what are you saying?

I think Osric wrote the novel.

Well, we know that Jack tried to
pass Osric's novel off as his own.

But who wants him dead?

Well, my guess is Lady
what's-her-face -

trying to save her
reputation.

What about Sir Kingsley?
In a fit of rage,

worried the truth might
ruin his political career.

But neither of them
has a motive to attack Miss Lipton.

No. We are missing something.

Maybe Walter is guilty, after all.

He's still the only one
who's connected to Miss Lipton.

Though lots of agencies rejected
him, not just Darcey and Phenn.

What are you looking for, Father?
Walter's interview.

Oh.

Perhaps someone is not
who they say they are.

Who?

Mrs Devine, would you be so good as
to reprise the extract Jack read?

Of course.

Right.

"With warts on every finger
and a head of flaming red hair,

"the child was a target for
bullies..." Yes.

That's it.

It all makes sense now.

DOOR CREAKS

You wanted his words.

Well, here they are!

SHE GASPS

Miss Lipton.

I know you're not
a literary agent.

How did you find out?

When you gave your details to
Sir Kingsley,

you misspelt Darcey and Phenn.

Phenn is spelt with a P-H, not an F,

and two Ns.

So who am I? In the novel, Lykos's
daughter has flaming red hair

and warts on her fingers.

Your hair is dyed, but your eyebrows
still have a tinge of red.

And you never take off your gloves.

You're Osric Wolf's daughter.

I came here yesterday because
it was in honour of my father.

But then I heard Jack's reading.

And you recognised your
father's writing.

He would never have
given his work away.

Mr Wilmot says he purchased
the novel from a thief.

He was lying! I saw him
smoking a black cigarette -

just like the one
I saw on my father's roof.

He was there.

So you confronted him?

I remember.

It was you.

In memory of Osric Wolf.

My father.

The Eye Of Lykos
was clearly written by him.

It includes part of my childhood.

And your black cigarette
was on the roof.

I'm...I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

SHE SHRIEKS

Oh!

I was living in Paris
when I heard about his suicide.

It just didn't make any sense.

I never meant to hurt him.

Fact or fiction?
To become a better writer,

I engaged Osric to tutor me.

Fact or fiction? Fiction or fact?

Within weeks, his mental state
had deteriorated.

Fiction or fact?

Fact or fiction? Fiction or fact?

He could barely
remember writing his new novel.

Fact!

He was like a child.

Osric.

Please will you give me
the manuscript?

Fiction!

Aargh! No, no, no, no!

SHE BREATHES RAPIDLY

Argh!

This is not the way.

Is this worth hanging for?

Is this worth going to hell?

I never even made it
back for his funeral.

It was an accident.

I just wanted to make you proud.

Please forgive me.

It's not his forgiveness
you should beg for...

..it's Miss Wolf's... SHE SOBS

..and God's.

Come along, miss.

I knew it was Miss Lipton.

Really?

I expected too much of him.

He's always been weak.

Like a character
in one of your novels,

he was shaped
and manipulated by you.

Sergeant, one moment.

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
Look, um,

despite the shame you've brought,
I'll get you a good solicitor.

No.

Now, listen to me... I said no.

I'm glad they're locking me away -

so I can be rid of you.

Jack, you're confused.

It's the injury. Actually,
things have never been clearer.

I finally get it.

Positive thinking.

That's enough. In you get.

Well, don't look at me like that!

In light of recent events,

the prize for the best crime novel
by a Cotswolds author

shall be given to
a different writer.

Therefore, the winner of
the Quill of Osric Award is...

..Osric Wolf.

What's he doing? Not sure.

MUSIC ON SOUNDTRACK

In nomine Patris et Filii
et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.

Now that we know that Osric Wolf
did not take his own life,

I am honoured to be able to
bless his grave.

I am the resurrection
and the life... I like it loose.

He that believes in me... Sorry.

..though he be dead,
he will live on.

Whoever has life and has faith in
me, to all eternity will not die.

Amen.
OTHERS: Amen.