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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,399 --> 00:00:05,438 I guarantee you are going to have the time of your life. 2 00:00:05,522 --> 00:00:08,358 There are a lot of young people there, it's... 3 00:00:08,582 --> 00:00:10,718 very hip, very with it. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,598 I don't know mother. 5 00:00:14,936 --> 00:00:17,358 A tulip festival? 6 00:00:17,443 --> 00:00:18,540 I know what you're thinking... 7 00:00:18,625 --> 00:00:21,203 but forget everything you have ever heard about tulip festivals. 8 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:22,238 Done. 9 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:26,835 It is not just about flowers and pots, there's a tasting of Dutch wine. 10 00:00:26,919 --> 00:00:31,322 And a charity auction of wooden shoes decorated by local celebrities. 11 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,917 It's a wonderful day. 12 00:00:33,001 --> 00:00:34,878 It lasts the whole day? 13 00:00:34,962 --> 00:00:37,375 Unless someone pulls a fire alarm. 14 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,118 Edward 15 00:00:39,408 --> 00:00:41,238 So, we could take one car? 16 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,358 Well, it sounds like fun but... 17 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:50,198 unfortunately, this Sunday... 18 00:00:51,587 --> 00:00:53,198 we're having lunch with... 19 00:00:53,282 --> 00:00:55,158 an old college professor of mine... 20 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,598 and his wife. 21 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:01,558 Who are in town just for the day. 22 00:01:04,796 --> 00:01:06,118 Well all right. 23 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:10,278 You can come in the evening for the exhibition of the Dutch folk dancing. 24 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,478 Dharma you would so enjoy that. 25 00:01:13,850 --> 00:01:16,198 Yes, I would but... 26 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,318 we have tickets to a sick dog. 27 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,164 I'm sorry. 28 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:25,478 It's a play about a dog who's sick. 29 00:01:26,718 --> 00:01:28,478 Who plays basketball. 30 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,918 And of course that's not it. 31 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,501 We have tickets to a basketball game... 32 00:01:35,585 --> 00:01:38,758 and we hope our dogs don't get sick so we can go. 33 00:01:39,313 --> 00:01:43,278 For heaven's sakes, I'm not an idiot. 34 00:01:43,615 --> 00:01:45,959 -I think she's on to you. -I got that. 35 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:47,918 -Nice going! -It's not my fault. 36 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:51,113 This is dog sick and this is basketball game. 37 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,127 You didn't do that, you did this. 38 00:01:53,212 --> 00:01:55,718 It's "let's pretend you're choking I'll meet you in the kitchen." 39 00:01:55,819 --> 00:01:59,198 -We should have gone with that one. -No, it's too late now. 40 00:01:59,282 --> 00:02:01,390 -Where are you going? -I'm gonna go apologize to my mother. 41 00:02:01,474 --> 00:02:03,800 -Maybe I should do it. -Ok. 42 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:07,512 You really shouldn't lie to your mother like that. 43 00:02:07,596 --> 00:02:08,094 I know. 44 00:02:08,178 --> 00:02:10,549 You're better off waiting until the last minute... 45 00:02:10,634 --> 00:02:13,358 then going in for emergency oral surgery. 46 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,638 Kitty, I'm sorry. 47 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,438 There's no need to apologize. 48 00:02:23,881 --> 00:02:26,284 I can be the butt of a joke for you and Gregory... 49 00:02:26,369 --> 00:02:28,638 and it gives you pleasure, why? 50 00:02:29,227 --> 00:02:31,478 What mother wouldn't appreciate that? 51 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:35,958 No Kitty, it just seemed like a joke because... 52 00:02:36,943 --> 00:02:38,518 we got caught. 53 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,078 I don't understand why you couldn't just be honest with me? 54 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:43,158 Because you hate that Kitty. 55 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,678 Come on, I'm really sorry. 56 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,198 How about this? 57 00:02:50,282 --> 00:02:54,318 You and me play a game of eight ball you win me, Greg go to the tulip festival? 58 00:02:54,587 --> 00:02:57,318 Dharma, I don't want to compel you and Gregory... 59 00:02:57,402 --> 00:02:58,902 to do something you don't want to do... 60 00:02:58,987 --> 00:03:02,358 just because I've beaten you with some silly game. 61 00:03:06,215 --> 00:03:07,478 No offense... 62 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:11,358 I've been playing pool since Buddha was a boy scout you ain't going to beat me. 63 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,518 Come on, I rack them you crack them. 64 00:03:16,578 --> 00:03:18,438 All right... 65 00:03:18,522 --> 00:03:19,838 you insist. 66 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:30,183 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 67 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:30,347 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 68 00:03:30,348 --> 00:03:30,510 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 69 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:30,674 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 70 00:03:30,675 --> 00:03:30,838 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 71 00:03:30,839 --> 00:03:31,002 Transcribed 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+971561234154 149 00:03:43,615 --> 00:03:43,777 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 150 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:43,941 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 151 00:03:43,942 --> 00:03:44,105 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 152 00:03:44,106 --> 00:03:44,063 Transcribed by Nirmeen Roshdy +971561234154 153 00:03:44,321 --> 00:03:47,489 Season One _ Episode 17 Do the Hustle 154 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,558 what possessed you to play pool with my mother? 155 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,358 For one I thought I was pretty good... 156 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,558 {\an5}and for two I thought she was your mother not Minnesota fats. 157 00:03:58,179 --> 00:04:01,304 Whenever she gets her feelings hurt she plays pool to sulk. 158 00:04:01,388 --> 00:04:03,998 What have you people been doing to her because she's incredible. 159 00:04:05,366 --> 00:04:09,038 I know, now we have to go to a tulip festival, thank you very much. 160 00:04:09,122 --> 00:04:10,878 It's not just tulips, honey. 161 00:04:10,962 --> 00:04:13,078 It's Dutch wine and celebrity shoes. 162 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:18,278 Hey, you've been nibbling on the bottom of this bread. 163 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:20,318 No, it's probably Dennis. 164 00:04:20,808 --> 00:04:23,017 - And Dennis would be? A rat. 165 00:04:25,089 --> 00:04:28,438 You know, I actually had a really great time playing pool with your mom. 166 00:04:28,522 --> 00:04:32,278 What do you mean Rat? What do you mean what do I mean? 167 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,278 Rat. 168 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,927 You know, there's a dartboard down in the billiards room... 169 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:39,318 does you all play darts too? 170 00:04:39,402 --> 00:04:41,914 I don't know, why didn't you tell me we had a rat, I'll set some traps. 171 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:44,958 If I told you we had a rat you'd sit some traps I know I can beat her at darts. 172 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:47,918 It ate our bread we have to do something. 173 00:04:48,002 --> 00:04:49,251 Why? You weren't gonna eat it anyway... 174 00:04:49,336 --> 00:04:51,918 {\an5}you always buy a baguette like we're French or something you never eat it. 175 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,918 I'm not gonna eat it now. 176 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,998 Does your Mum play horseshoes. 177 00:04:56,082 --> 00:05:01,118 No, probably not. Last time she threw something at me she missed by a mile. 178 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,918 Listen to me, I cannot live with a rat. 179 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,838 I understand that you're upset. 180 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:10,158 Why don't you sleep on it tonight... 181 00:05:10,242 --> 00:05:12,518 if you still feel this way in the morning, we'll move. 182 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,278 We're not gonna move. 183 00:05:15,362 --> 00:05:17,838 That's what I think is happening but you should still sleep on it. 184 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,318 Kitty, don't you think it's a little suspicious... 185 00:05:23,404 --> 00:05:25,629 that just as we leave for the tulip festival... 186 00:05:25,713 --> 00:05:28,080 Edward suddenly needs oral surgery? 187 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,118 Eddie would never lie to me. 188 00:05:31,348 --> 00:05:33,158 He knows I'd check up on him. 189 00:05:33,704 --> 00:05:35,537 It was nice of Gregory to drive him. 190 00:05:35,621 --> 00:05:38,198 That's when it kind of got fishy for me. 191 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,198 I know you're here against your will but... 192 00:05:42,522 --> 00:05:45,497 Thank you for coming. That's a bet. 193 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,358 Plus I gotta tell you, Kitty... 194 00:05:47,442 --> 00:05:50,638 I had a great time playing pool with you the other night, I mean it. 195 00:05:51,543 --> 00:05:53,678 No basketball tickets no sick dogs. 196 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,598 -Yes, it was fun, wasn't it? -Yeah. 197 00:05:58,903 --> 00:06:02,398 -Are you up for a game right now? -Now? 198 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:04,290 Sure I know a place near here... 199 00:06:04,374 --> 00:06:08,238 that's got a great pool table and the best curly fries you have ever had. 200 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:11,038 Probably the only curly fries you've ever had. 201 00:06:11,435 --> 00:06:14,638 Or you're just trying to avoid going to the tulip festival, aren't you? 202 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:18,278 Yeah I'd knock my own foot to get out of that. 203 00:06:18,547 --> 00:06:20,638 Regardless, we are not playing. 204 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,278 I promise I'll let you win again. 205 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,358 Dharma, that won't work. 206 00:06:28,226 --> 00:06:30,198 And you did not let me win. 207 00:06:30,835 --> 00:06:32,558 Ok, whatever you say. 208 00:06:35,493 --> 00:06:36,718 Lucky. 209 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,838 Luck. 210 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,378 Did you let me win that one too? 211 00:06:55,462 --> 00:06:56,929 Didn't have to. 212 00:06:58,916 --> 00:07:01,961 Kitty, how about we make it interesting. 213 00:07:02,011 --> 00:07:03,415 You want to play me for money? 214 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,375 No, I never bring my money when I'm out with you. 215 00:07:07,191 --> 00:07:08,895 I want you to play them for money. 216 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,975 That wouldn't be fair, I'm sure I'm much better than they are. 217 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,055 Let me explain something to you Kit-Kat. 218 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,507 Here you go dad. Thank you. 219 00:07:22,557 --> 00:07:26,689 I don't get it, isn't the idea to just say you're going to the dentist. 220 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,815 -What? -Kitty checks. 221 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:38,397 While we were there it turned out he needed a root canal. 222 00:07:41,773 --> 00:07:43,335 He's lucky he went in. 223 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,655 Still, root canal can't be better than just going to the thing with Kitty. 224 00:07:47,705 --> 00:07:49,415 -It is. -Much better. 225 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,775 -How many traps did you buy? -I got a couple dozen. 226 00:07:56,567 --> 00:08:00,295 If you want to catch a rat before Dharma gets home, you got to go to defcon 5. 227 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,520 And we need a little more bait here. 228 00:08:03,571 --> 00:08:05,855 There's a baguette in the kitchen that he loves. 229 00:08:06,565 --> 00:08:08,015 A little fancy rat, isn't he? 230 00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:12,815 Next time I'm getting a prostate exam. 231 00:08:15,239 --> 00:08:16,215 Well... 232 00:08:17,507 --> 00:08:21,135 I'll drive you but you got to get your own ice bag. 233 00:08:21,993 --> 00:08:24,335 -Hey. -Hi Ed. 234 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,535 Hey. 235 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:26,815 What's up? 236 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:28,043 There's a little spur of the moment... 237 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,556 we were hoping we could borrow your video camera. 238 00:08:29,607 --> 00:08:30,751 Sure sure. 239 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,135 The baby's doing something cute, isn't he? 240 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:34,735 He probably is. 241 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:36,015 He's with a sitter... 242 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:39,707 we're going down to the beach and videotape ourselves having sex. 243 00:08:41,305 --> 00:08:42,655 Well... 244 00:08:43,192 --> 00:08:44,815 try not to get sand in it. 245 00:08:45,486 --> 00:08:48,815 I won't, believe me. One spitting twice shy on that one. 246 00:08:54,290 --> 00:08:55,575 Hey Ed... 247 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,080 how come you're taking Percocets? 248 00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:00,455 Root canal. 249 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,615 Root canal, good for you. 250 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,215 Dear God, are those what I think they are? 251 00:09:11,211 --> 00:09:13,375 Depends, do do you think they're rat traps? 252 00:09:13,948 --> 00:09:16,215 I think they're little killing machines. 253 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,828 All right, If you got a taste for baguette, 254 00:09:17,878 --> 00:09:20,720 don't go in the kitchen, you'll be lured to your death. 255 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,655 Not helpful right now, Pete. 256 00:09:22,705 --> 00:09:24,335 Greg, does Dharma know... 257 00:09:24,385 --> 00:09:27,067 that you're planning to kill some innocent fellow creatures? 258 00:09:27,117 --> 00:09:30,375 There is nothing wrong with keeping your home free from rats. 259 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:32,935 And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell Dharma what I'm doing. 260 00:09:34,501 --> 00:09:36,535 You know, I don't go to the dentist enough. 261 00:09:36,756 --> 00:09:38,615 I probably need root canal myself. 262 00:09:39,748 --> 00:09:44,855 You expect me to stand silent while a senseless massacre is being committed? 263 00:09:44,905 --> 00:09:46,375 It'd be great if you could. 264 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,015 Come on, I have to get rid of this rat. 265 00:09:50,065 --> 00:09:54,275 Then get a humane trap that captures him alive... 266 00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:57,655 and set him free in his natural habitat. 267 00:09:57,767 --> 00:09:59,935 It's natural habitat's an apartment Building. 268 00:10:03,376 --> 00:10:06,638 Do the right thing, Greg, you'll feel better about yourself... 269 00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:09,895 and more importantly I won't have to tell Dharma. 270 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:15,215 Come on Larry, let's get to the beach before we lose the light. 271 00:10:15,362 --> 00:10:18,255 Can we stop at the dentist first? My tooth starting to hurt. 272 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,615 -40,45,50. -Thank you very much. 273 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,067 -Your sister was pretty good. -Who? 274 00:10:29,487 --> 00:10:31,135 Oh yeah. 275 00:10:31,301 --> 00:10:32,775 Sure Sis. 276 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,975 Thank you for playing our little game, be cool stay in school. 277 00:10:38,876 --> 00:10:41,615 I won $50. 278 00:10:41,665 --> 00:10:44,682 -$40. -Well, the night is young. 279 00:10:44,835 --> 00:10:48,535 -What about the big tulip shindig? -The heck with the tulips. 280 00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:52,175 -Rack them up and find me another pigeon. -Excellent. 281 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,953 -Hello! -Hey, where you been? 282 00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:02,215 I was thinking about what you said about our little furry friends. 283 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:07,455 So I stopped off at the hardware store and I bought a very humane rat trap. 284 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:09,535 Really? 285 00:11:09,909 --> 00:11:12,333 I'm thinking the thing to do is to catch him humanely... 286 00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:15,536 and then set him free in his natural habitat. 287 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,935 Honey, I'm so proud of you. 288 00:11:20,317 --> 00:11:21,940 I thought for sure you'd go out and get a bunch... 289 00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:23,479 of those snappy things that break their backs. 290 00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:26,495 You know me better than that, those things are... 291 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:28,215 barbaric. 292 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:30,493 Listen, if you do catch him... 293 00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:32,984 I want to go with you when you set him free so I can say goodbye. 294 00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:36,175 I was hoping that was something we could do together. 295 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:44,135 Honey, you are so wow. 296 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,241 All right, I gotta go. What?! 297 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,375 Where are you going? I thought... 298 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:50,555 we'd set the trap, maybe open a little wine... 299 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:51,735 that does sound great... 300 00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:53,863 but me and my new buddy are gonna go out and shoot some pool. 301 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,255 -Again? -It was her idea. 302 00:11:56,305 --> 00:11:58,455 I wanted to go to the grocery store wearing bathing caps... 303 00:11:58,505 --> 00:12:00,137 so we could shop like synchronized swimmers... 304 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,855 and she didn't go for that. 305 00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:05,055 I don't think. She really understood it. 306 00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:13,425 Oh shoot, Justin, you win again. Thanks. 307 00:12:13,495 --> 00:12:14,477 Do you want to play again? 308 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:18,895 No, you have taken advantage of my sister enough. 309 00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:23,175 You know sis I'm sure the triple-A guy is here by now... 310 00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:26,535 we've already lost three games. Don't you think we should go wait by the car. 311 00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:29,695 I suppose, but I'm having such a good time. 312 00:12:29,745 --> 00:12:31,655 And I really feel lucky. 313 00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:36,455 What about I play one more game for all of my mad money. 314 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:37,935 You crazy?! 315 00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:42,815 That's $500. 316 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,055 If she wants to play let her play. 317 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,709 All right, just one more game. 318 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,855 Just one more game, you promise me. No problem. 319 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:57,055 Can we play for $500 dollars? 320 00:12:57,105 --> 00:12:57,977 Sure. 321 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:02,335 -Wait, this is seven. -That's ok too. 322 00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:06,935 Why don't you just go ahead and break. Well. 323 00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:08,255 Thank you. 324 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,855 Good luck sis. 325 00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:24,175 If you run out of cash I noticed an ATM on the corner, just FYI. 326 00:13:25,392 --> 00:13:27,895 Four ball off the six corner pocket. 327 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,206 Couldn't understand the message, what's the emergency? 328 00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:38,200 Look. Cool you got him. 329 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,895 Pete, he's dead. 330 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,375 Good. 331 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,652 I promised Dharma that we'd catch him alive... 332 00:13:45,703 --> 00:13:47,855 and we'd take him out in the woods and sing born free... 333 00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,812 and let him run among the flowers. 334 00:13:49,984 --> 00:13:52,415 You sure he's dead? Yeah, I'm sure. I even tried a little... 335 00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:53,735 you know. 336 00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:55,196 Mouth to mouth? 337 00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:57,575 No, I put him on his back... 338 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,782 what do you think killed him? 339 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,735 I don't know, maybe he had a heart attack. 340 00:14:05,785 --> 00:14:10,348 Sure yeah. Stress, bad diet, the rat race. 341 00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:12,015 What am I gonna do? 342 00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:14,727 We don't know the deceased specific wishes... 343 00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:17,120 but a simple flushing is always tasteful. 344 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,655 Pete, Dharma's gonna think that I killed him. 345 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:22,015 -Relax, I know what we'll do. -What? 346 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,695 -We'll write a little teeny suicide. -Never mind. 347 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,615 All right, we'll say he jumped. 348 00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:31,975 I'll draw a little chalk outline on the sidewalk. 349 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,535 How did that happen? I wasn't even looking. 350 00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:43,904 -You got better real fast lady. -Yes I did, didn't I. 351 00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:46,415 Ok, thanks for playing, see you later. 352 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,815 Ok sis, I think we can call it a night. 353 00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,055 Are you crazy? Why would I quit now? 354 00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:55,822 Because you're up 2200 and people are starting to catch on that you're good. 355 00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:57,255 You think so. 356 00:14:57,370 --> 00:14:59,376 Yes, so we need to go. 357 00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:02,055 You can go I'm going to stay. 358 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,815 Why? You don't need the money. It's not about money. 359 00:15:07,028 --> 00:15:10,855 Don't you understand, I am better than all these other people. 360 00:15:11,101 --> 00:15:15,295 And it has nothing to do with money or marriage or social status. 361 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:18,455 It is just because I am dame better. 362 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:20,121 We really need to go. 363 00:15:20,171 --> 00:15:23,015 Who dares to challenge the queen of pool? 364 00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,255 Advance and prepare to be humbled. 365 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,848 I need a drink. 366 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,495 Wait, hold it. 367 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,176 -It's closed. -Please, I just need a rat. 368 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,575 Sorry, you have to wait until morning. 369 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,621 I'll give you 50 bucks for a rat. 370 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,735 Is he serious? I don't know I'm just here to mock him. 371 00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,095 50 bucks. 372 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,460 All right let's get you a rat. 373 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,215 -Is it a food rat or a pet rat? -What? 374 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,775 I think the gentleman's asking do you plan to eat it or make it little sweaters. 375 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,800 Nothing like that, I just want to set it free. 376 00:16:02,851 --> 00:16:04,215 Set a free?! 377 00:16:04,265 --> 00:16:07,335 -He's on a mission from god. -I need... 378 00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:12,175 a kind of model brown one with little white socks on his front paws. 379 00:16:12,522 --> 00:16:17,335 Preferably a non-smoker somebody who likes movies long walks in the rain. 380 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,035 I'll take that one right there. 381 00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:22,495 -Which one? -That one. 382 00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:23,607 You sure? 383 00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:25,695 You got an awfully expensive taste. 384 00:16:25,745 --> 00:16:28,655 What do you mean? -That's a rare Patagonian tree rat. 385 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,655 That's a 100 rat. 386 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,186 You're just scrolling with me. 387 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:37,295 Ok, let's say you ran a pet store. 388 00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:42,335 It's 9:30 at night and some nut offers you $50 for a rat with little white socks. 389 00:16:42,591 --> 00:16:43,998 What would you do? 390 00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:48,175 Sir, just stick to taking advantage of my friend here, I'll do the mocking. 391 00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:56,615 He's very good. 392 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:59,735 Of course he's good, his name is sweet Lou. 393 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:00,796 So? 394 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,358 You don't play pool for money with guys named sweet Lou. 395 00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:07,758 But he's not that good, I beat him the first two games. 396 00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:12,157 I'm sorry, have you learned nothing? 397 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,438 You mean, he knows our trick? 398 00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:19,118 It's not our trick, Kitty. It's the trick, it's the only trick. 399 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,518 Even so I will still win. 400 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:29,579 On the odd chance that you do lose, do you have ten thousand dollars on you? 401 00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:31,812 Of course not. Then what's the plan here? 402 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,598 I will simply write him a check. 403 00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:34,843 You can't do that. 404 00:17:34,927 --> 00:17:37,669 Of course I can. I will have my account transfer the funds in the morning. 405 00:17:37,753 --> 00:17:39,918 Kitty, guy's name Sweet Lou don't take checks. 406 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:43,198 Eight ball corner, three rail kick. 407 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,758 Ok, new plan. 408 00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:56,078 I'll flirt with Lou while you crawl out the bathroom window. 409 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,200 We'll meet up in Mexico in three days. 410 00:17:59,463 --> 00:18:02,678 I will play him and this time I will win. 411 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,038 Excuse me. 412 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:05,638 Sweet. 413 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,518 Would you be interested in... 414 00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:10,638 double or nothing. 415 00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:16,077 -Hello. -Hi honey. 416 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,422 Hey, great news, I caught Dennis. 417 00:18:18,506 --> 00:18:19,758 -Who? -Dennis the rat. 418 00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:22,118 And he's fine, completely unharmed. 419 00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:25,638 He looks very content, I think he knows he's gonna be set free. 420 00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:27,198 Isn't that nice? Listen... 421 00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:31,318 I'm going to be home a little late, your mum is having car trouble. 422 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,678 Do you call the auto club? 423 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,358 There's a man here dealing with it, right now. 424 00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:37,518 -I'll see you later baby. -OK. 425 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,398 You know they take my check at Sotheby's. 426 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,078 You should feel very good about that. 427 00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:52,518 Remember buckle up for safety, Lou. 428 00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:01,718 This is one we'll remember, huh? 429 00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:02,798 Do not speak to me. 430 00:19:02,882 --> 00:19:06,998 -Kitty, I'm the one who wanted to quit. -I said do not speak to me. 431 00:19:07,082 --> 00:19:09,478 You can't make this my fault, kitty. 432 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,989 Come on, we're still buds, right? Remember see this? 433 00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:14,638 The bus stops is the other way. 434 00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:17,318 We probably know a better one. 435 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,198 I got to tell you something... 436 00:19:22,491 --> 00:19:25,958 I'm really glad we did that, I'm really glad we set him free. 437 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:30,958 -Me too. -I feel so connected so much... 438 00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:32,998 a part of life in some... 439 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,918 some bigger way. It's exhilarating. 440 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,278 -So you're in a good mood. -Yeah, why? 441 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:43,238 You know how your mother's never been thrilled with me. 442 00:19:43,478 --> 00:19:47,238 And it's always been a little awkward or being around your folks. 443 00:19:47,378 --> 00:19:49,798 Well, those are now officially the good old days. 444 00:19:51,800 --> 00:20:16,400 Transcribed by Nermeen +971561234154 39310

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