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Oh god!
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It is so boring, I can't take it anymore.
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It is not that bad.
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-How would you know you were sleeping.
-I was not.
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Fine, what's the greatest danger...
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to the architecture of
a classic Victorian entrance way?
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Earthquake.
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The correct answer is well-intentioned,
but misguided remodeled...
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Ok, I was sleeping. Come on,
we gotta get back in.
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Really?
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You really want to go back in there?
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Ok, we made a donation,
we made an appearance we can go.
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We made a donation, why?
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That just means this is gonna
happen again next year.
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Oh, who gives a rat's ass?!
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-Hi.
-Sneaking out, huh?
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Damn straight. Listen,
if your mother asked for me...
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tell her I had a heart attack
and was rushed to the bar.
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-Come on.
-Dharma!
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Let's go in there that sounds like fun.
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We can't, it's somebody's
high school reunion.
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I'm sure we can.
Look, these people never showed up.
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You kind of look like Todd Botner.
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And I'll be...
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-Judy Ballard.
-Dharma this is the 23 reunion.
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You don't look 38.
Well thank you.
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I work out, I watch what I eat,
I stay out of the sun, come on.
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Dharma, please we're not going in.
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Todd?
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My god, you look fantastic.
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Have you lost weight?
Well, like you know...
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I watch what I eat,
I exercise, I stay out of the sun.
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-Are you married?
-Yeah.
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Happily?
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We have our moments,
she's not here tonight.
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Dance with me.
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Your idea Judy.
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Transcribed by
nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
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anyway, after Jacques died
I had to do most of the diving myself.
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So learning to hold your breath...
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when we were shoving your head
in the toilet really paid off?
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More than you know,
I really owe you guys.
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Did you ever get up close to Greg's wife?
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{\an5}A little too close my friend,
I've got the scars to prove it.
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I'd like to see those scars.
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I'd like to show them to you
but there's...
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{\an5}somebody at home
whose bight's a lot worse.
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Judy?
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Paula Schmidt, look at you,
how have you been?
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Judy Ballard?
Yeah, that's me.
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God, been a heck of a 20 years huh?
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Doesn't seem like just you
put you in a fully loaded celica...
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{\an5}for a lot less than you think.
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{\an5}I can't believe you had the nerve
to show your face here.
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Good talking to you,
remember, no credit no problem.
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Hey guys, what's shaking here?
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Besides this thing right here,
and when did that happen right?
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Everybody remember Judy Ballard?
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How could I forget the woman...
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who's responsible
for the worst night of my life?
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Figures you'd look this good.
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{\an5}Well, I work out,
I eat right, I stay away from the sun.
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That was a little awkward, huh?
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So guys, 2001 reunion odyssey,
rock the cats pop.
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God Judy, don't you have any shame?
What is wrong with you?
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I'm not sure.
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You can walk around here
with that phony smile of yours...
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but that's not gonna erase four
years of being a class A bitch.
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Yeah Judy.
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I'm sorry, I had a great time.
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Good for you. Everybody hated me.
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No, honey, everybody hated Judy Ballard.
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What could she have done that
would justify me being treated that way?
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Apparently she was a real number,
you remember that woman sandy?
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You mean your hustle partner?
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It seems you slept with Sandy's
boyfriend on prom night.
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Well, that's her story.
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-You want to hear her full story?
-Yeah, what's with her?
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Legend has it that you put crazy glue
on the mouthpiece of her clarinet.
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-Is that why she has that...?
-I'm thinking.
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Wow, I suck.
No, again, Judy Ballard sucked.
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Can you believe those people
have been carrying...
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all that pain and anger for 20 years?
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So?
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What?
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What do you think we should do...?
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I don't think we should do
anything about it.
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That's where you and I different.
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Honey, that's where you and everybody
on the planet different.
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You see we were at
that reunion for a reason.
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No, we weren't.
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The universe put us there
so that we could heal...
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the heartache that exists
between Judy and the class of 81.
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How do you know that?
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Give me one other reasonable explanation
for what happened tonight?
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You got me, I didn't think it through.
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I can go to all those people as Judy...
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and apologize for everything
that I/she did wrong...
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it'll be great,
think of all the healing that'll happen.
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Ok, maybe it is the universe...
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but how do you know the universe
isn't just screwing with you?
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Greg, the universe doesn't put
those people through 20 years...
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of pain and agony to
play a little joke on me.
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Once again I didn't think it through.
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-Finkelstein.
-What's so good about it?
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All right.
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Sorry Ed, just that since
the baby was born...
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I haven't been having
a lot of sex with the old lady.
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You do understand
that this is a workplace?
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I'm sorry, I'm a little frustrated.
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If you've got personal problems,
try not to bring them to work.
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Sorry.
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This sort of thing happens in a marriage
you've got to find a way to deal with it.
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Try getting a hobby...
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I recommend drinking.
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Nah, that's not for me.
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Alcohol dulls the senses.
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I like to stay sharp.
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Security!
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I tell you I don't know how much longer
I can survive on three times a week.
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Yeah, but keep your chin up.
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Hold on.
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You're getting it three times a week?
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If it wasn't for the gardener
routine I'd be down to twice.
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Oh you poor guy what's a gardener routine?
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You know, you stripped to the waist...
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you let us see you out there
digging in the garden getting sweaty.
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Hang on.
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Security.
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All right buddy, come on,
this isn't funny anymore.
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He'll call you right back.
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Are you digging in the garden what then?
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Three items only.
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Miss you have four.
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Fine but you have four.
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Hi, Anthony baltomo go tigers.
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Judy, what are you doing here?
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I just wanted to talk to you,
you know...
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apologize for all
the miserable things that I did to you.
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I was wrong.
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I hope you can forgive me.
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Really?
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Yeah really.
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So you
think that you could just walk in here...
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and make up for everything that
you ever did to me...
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and think that...
excuse me.
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Three items only, miss.
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Ok.
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I understand you're upset,
why don't we just go through this?
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What would you say is
the worst thing that I ever did to you?
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How about me
doing your homework for two years...
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with the understanding that
you'd be going out with me.
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And we didn't?
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No, we did not.
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And did you bring up the homework thing?
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Look Judy...
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for 20 years I've been
afraid to love because of you.
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Afraid to believe in myself,
to reach for the...
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hang on a second.
Three items only!
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It's three, get to read the sign.
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Actually Anthony, you are responsible
for your own life...
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and if you want to be happy,
you have to do the work.
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Of course
it's my fault.
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God Judy...
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you haven't changed a bit.
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No I have.
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You got to believe me,
I'm a completely different person.
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Actually ma'am
I think it's just three items.
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Hey cupcake I said three.
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Well we raised 80000.
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No thanks to Mr Mrs Herbert Danfield.
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100.
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Well they're having expenses.
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He bought his mistress a new BMW.
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I think next year we are going to do
a dinner cruise...
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but we'll decorate the boat
like a Victorian house.
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Excuse me.
Yes.
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Is that your husband outside?
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Oh my god!
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Excuse me.
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Edward what are you doing?
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I'm digging in the garden,
working up a sweat.
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All right dear.
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Hi.
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Is it raining?
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No.
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Kathy Denby pushed me into her pool.
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Who's Kathy Denby?
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Some stupid girl from Pep school
who's holding a grudge...
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because I slept with her father
and broke up her family.
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Yeah she overreacted it's nothing compared
to some of the other things I've done.
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Judy's done.
Whatever.
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No, not whatever, Dharma.
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It's the bright crisp dividing
line between sane and looney tunes.
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It doesn't matter because I
got a new plan.
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Good...
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check this out.
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It's an invitation to Matthew
Slocum's birthday party on Sunday.
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Who's Matthew slocum?
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Who's Matthew Slocum?
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Track football, student council, national
merit scholar. Oh that Matthew Slocum.
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I swiped off Kathy Denby's desk...
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anyway here's the plan.
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You as Todd take me to this party...
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see my problem is nobody
believes that I've changed...
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but if I show up with
Todd who everybody loves...
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and they see that he's forgiven me.
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Forgiving you for what?
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It's a silly thing...
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I started a little rumour
about you and Mr Jillian the shop teacher.
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That's horrible.
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Not for you um Mr Jillian got fired
but you got the lead in brig a do on.
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And now you
expect me to take you to this party?
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It stopped the rumours.
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I mean showing up at that reunion without
your wife didn't help.
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Forget it.
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This really means a lot to me.
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To you or to Judy?
It's kind of hard to say I got to change.
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That's my point Dharma,
it really shouldn't be hard to say.
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Security.
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Hey Finkelstein.
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Howdy big boss man.
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Going on to strap on the old feedback.
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What the heck are you so happy about?
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No mouse problemo in zisako
if you sprechen see my french there.
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Really what turned it around for you?
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I let her come to me.
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I lit some candles put on some music...
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and then I played hard to get.
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And that worked?
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Look how I'm glowing.
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Hey Ed.
Hello Abby.
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Hey mr tambourine man.
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You forgot your lunch.
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No I didn't.
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Oh look it's potting soil.
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I gotta go.
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Talk to you later Ed.
Bye Ed.
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What was that about? Sex.
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It's all the guy wants to talk about.
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Maybe he's having problems at home.
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Sure, and he's trying to get
some advice from Dr love.
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They are poor, repressed people.
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Maybe I should talk to Kitty.
I'm sure she'd like that.
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Meanwhile I got an hour for lunch.
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Lily's watching the baby.
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Come on, let's go up to the roof...
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I gotta cut.
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I'll let it go to voicemail.
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I forget, what were we
gonna do after we slipped in unnoticed?
251
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Who invited you?
252
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I'm with Todd,
you wanted Todd, didn't you?
253
00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:07,535
You got a lot of nerve Judy.
254
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:09,735
Hey Todd.
Hi.
255
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,095
Ok, I'm just gonna get right to it.
256
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,215
Ok.
257
00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:24,176
Webster's defines apology
as an admission of error...
258
00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:28,455
accompanied by an expression
of regret but what does that truly mean...
259
00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:30,415
to me it means...
260
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,095
all right, that's enough, listen,
it's very important
261
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,830
for Judy here to apologize.
262
00:13:37,881 --> 00:13:40,615
And if you guys don't have the decency
to accept it, then I think...
263
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you're the ones with the problem.
264
00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,510
Todd don't you see she's using you.
265
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,300
That's what she does, Todd.
266
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,735
Whatever she promised you later buddy...
267
00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,215
ain't gonna happen.
268
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,375
And if it does...
269
00:13:54,681 --> 00:13:56,655
it'll be with your father.
270
00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:04,415
Ok...
271
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,495
I can't do this anymore,
I'm not Judy Ballard.
272
00:14:07,545 --> 00:14:08,448
What?
273
00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:11,855
I'm Dharma Montgomery,
this is my husband Greg.
274
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,295
Hi.
275
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We crashed your reunion party
pretended to be Judy and Todd...
276
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:21,169
and then things kind of got carried away.
277
00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,615
Thank god she's only 28.
278
00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:26,975
So...
279
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:29,335
you were never bitten by a shark.
280
00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,535
You tormented us like this for fun.
281
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,381
Oh okay...
282
00:14:36,432 --> 00:14:39,773
well what Judy did was despicable
but but she was in high school...
283
00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:41,135
you're adults.
284
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:43,410
Sick adults.
285
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,055
Yeah, sick.
286
00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:47,455
Maybe we should go.
287
00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:55,655
I can't believe how big he has gotten.
288
00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:58,779
Yeah. With just a little sailor
suit that we gave you.
289
00:14:58,829 --> 00:15:00,855
Yes, isn't it adorable?
290
00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:03,015
Yeah, I wanted you to see it...
291
00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:05,571
before Larry burned it
in a protest against the military.
292
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,655
I wish him luck it's flame retardant.
293
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,335
So how has he been sleeping?
294
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,095
Great, since we've gotten back
to having sex every night.
295
00:15:15,529 --> 00:15:17,255
I meant the baby.
296
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,895
Harry's sleeping fine.
297
00:15:22,351 --> 00:15:28,175
Excuse me, but did you say that
you and Larry are having, every night?
298
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:32,455
Not every night, Larry enjoys watching
the practice on Sundays.
299
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,455
Well still...
300
00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:37,735
sounds like you're keeping busy.
Yeah.
301
00:15:38,531 --> 00:15:42,015
I admit it was tough getting back
into the swing of things.
302
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,055
Getting the signals right.
303
00:15:44,249 --> 00:15:45,656
Oh sure the signals.
304
00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:48,320
Well, we mustn't neglect our signals.
305
00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:50,775
Because just like the rest
of the animal kingdom...
306
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,615
we need signals to cue our mates.
307
00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:56,415
We don't have the bright feathers
of the peacock.
308
00:15:56,627 --> 00:16:00,135
We don't have
the swollen genitalia of the baboon.
309
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,215
Oh look you're smiling.
310
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:05,079
So I like to cue Larry...
311
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:10,775
by lighting a few candles, dabbing on
a little patchouli oil and then...
312
00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:12,455
here's the secret...
313
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,415
I do nothing.
314
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,855
Nothing?
315
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:21,055
The male of the species needs to think
he's making the first move.
316
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,655
The pathetic little monkeys.
317
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,772
I'm really sorry honey.
You should be that sandy woman kicked me.
318
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,375
You kind of let her on a little.
319
00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:37,455
Anyway, I have a new plan.
320
00:16:37,505 --> 00:16:38,471
Am I in it?
No.
321
00:16:38,521 --> 00:16:39,733
Then I love it.
322
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,575
Candles?
323
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:52,095
Yes, I thought it would be
a little different.
324
00:16:52,463 --> 00:16:53,735
It's very...
325
00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:54,855
yes?
326
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,695
Nice.
327
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,070
Do you mind if I put on some music?
328
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,855
That would be very nice.
329
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,935
Too loud?
Perfect.
330
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,255
The music is really...
331
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:17,655
yes?
332
00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:19,280
Nice.
333
00:17:19,526 --> 00:17:21,735
I'm glad you like it.
I do.
334
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:23,335
I thought you might.
335
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,471
Is that a new aftershave you're wearing?
336
00:17:29,545 --> 00:17:30,535
Yes, do you like it?
337
00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,375
Yes, I do.
338
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:34,015
So do I.
339
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,615
Edward.
Yes.
340
00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:46,335
I think I might be a bit more comfortable
in the bedroom.
341
00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:47,335
In the bedroom.
342
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,135
Yes.
343
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,135
In the bedroom.
344
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,775
I'll be right here if you need me.
345
00:18:10,476 --> 00:18:11,535
Yes. Hi.
346
00:18:11,585 --> 00:18:13,895
Are you Judy Ballard?
Yes I am.
347
00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:16,735
You're not that tall, you think somebody
would have said something.
348
00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:17,845
I'm sorry.
349
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,695
Look, can I talk to you for a minute,
it's really important.
350
00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:23,483
Well, I'm on my way
to work but if it's important...
351
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:24,575
ok, I'll make it quick.
352
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:28,143
I just came by to encourage you
to turn your life around...
353
00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:31,078
and try and be
more loving and helpful to people.
354
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,695
I don't understand.
355
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,255
Are you selling something?
356
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,935
No look...
357
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,255
I know all about you.
358
00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:41,411
And I tried to mend some fences for you
with some of your old high school pals...
359
00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:42,375
but you know what...
360
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,655
forget it they hate
you it's not gonna happen.
361
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:46,815
Who are you?
362
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:49,055
Who knows at this point.
363
00:18:49,789 --> 00:18:53,175
But the important thing is you need
to be a better person.
364
00:18:53,368 --> 00:18:55,021
Which probably won't be that hard...
365
00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:56,550
cause you ain't got nowhere to go but up.
366
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,348
I know, I was a terrible person
in high school.
367
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,015
And I'm sorry.
368
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:05,095
But right now I really
have to get ready for work.
369
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,935
Hey hang on.
370
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,455
I'm sorry,
you think that just takes care of it.
371
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:12,769
I got news for you baby...
372
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,440
I tried I'm sorry and that just gets your
shoe caught in Kathy Denby's pool filter.
373
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,375
I really don't understand why you're here.
374
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:23,728
Look I did some terrible things
to people when I was younger...
375
00:19:23,778 --> 00:19:26,895
but I have spent the rest of my
life trying to atone.
376
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,775
So now if you'll excuse me
I really have to go.
377
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,495
Oh good golly please tell me
you're one of those nun impersonators.
378
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,535
I work at the hospital across the street.
379
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,855
Good morning sister Judy.
380
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,855
Sister Alice.
381
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,215
Okay well keep up the good work sister.
382
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,774
Hello.
Hi, I was just on my way out.
383
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,015
Are you a friend of sister judy's.
384
00:19:59,168 --> 00:20:00,295
No not really.
385
00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,175
Well, I'm not surprised.
386
00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:04,215
Between you, me and you know who...
387
00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:05,815
she's a horrible woman.
388
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:34,726
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