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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,391 --> 00:00:05,748 - Feel my forehead. - You're fine. 2 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:07,539 How do you know? You haven't felt it. 3 00:00:08,348 --> 00:00:11,249 Your whole family has come from all over the country to be here. 4 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:13,069 Some of them haven't seen you in 15 years. 5 00:00:13,153 --> 00:00:15,558 I tend to come down with a little fever before these things. 6 00:00:16,286 --> 00:00:17,256 Come on, be nice. 7 00:00:17,341 --> 00:00:20,492 It's a wonderful gesture that the whole tribe is gathering to honor your father. 8 00:00:20,576 --> 00:00:21,451 All right, but stay sharp. 9 00:00:21,535 --> 00:00:24,587 If the tribe runs out of antidepressants and liquor there's gonna be trouble. 10 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:30,918 Look who's here, Gregory and his lovely wife Dharma. 11 00:00:31,056 --> 00:00:34,638 Dharma, this is Edwards and Julia... 12 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:37,678 and her son William... 13 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:39,381 his wife Elizabeth... 14 00:00:39,466 --> 00:00:42,078 and Edward's niece Stephanie... 15 00:00:42,247 --> 00:00:45,398 and his nephew Brent and Brent's wife Joy. 16 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,286 Well, I got wife Joy but... 17 00:00:47,388 --> 00:00:49,357 for now everyone else is gonna have to be sweetie or sport. 18 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,478 Well, Kitty was right. 19 00:00:52,562 --> 00:00:54,478 You are quite the free spirit. 20 00:00:54,562 --> 00:00:58,975 Nah, she was just dressing it up for you, I'm a whack job from the word go. 21 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,518 - Drink son? - Yes please, come on Dharma. 22 00:01:01,883 --> 00:01:03,461 So far so good Elizabeth seems nice. 23 00:01:03,545 --> 00:01:05,397 Well, don't say that in front of my mother. 24 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:07,525 Why? She used to date my father. 25 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,476 Get out of here, go ahead. 26 00:01:09,561 --> 00:01:10,430 What? Nothing. 27 00:01:10,515 --> 00:01:13,558 Anyway they hate each other, so don't get between them. 28 00:01:14,403 --> 00:01:17,321 Elizabeth, I cannot tell you how much I have missed you. 29 00:01:17,405 --> 00:01:18,198 Me too. 30 00:01:18,282 --> 00:01:21,238 Not a day goes by when I do not think of you. 31 00:01:21,407 --> 00:01:23,358 Why don't I pick up the phone? 32 00:01:23,695 --> 00:01:25,438 Probably the same reason I don't. 33 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,038 Yes. 34 00:01:28,693 --> 00:01:30,238 So anything else I should know? 35 00:01:30,596 --> 00:01:33,038 Well, Brent's not the sharpest pencil in the box. 36 00:01:34,063 --> 00:01:35,518 I think it's jelly. 37 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,038 But he will do anything... 38 00:01:38,122 --> 00:01:40,638 to take control of Montgomery industries away from my father. 39 00:01:40,722 --> 00:01:43,758 OK. And that's his half-sister Stephanie. 40 00:01:44,597 --> 00:01:47,078 She'll do anything to stop him. Why? 41 00:01:47,162 --> 00:01:47,928 She hates Brent... 42 00:01:48,012 --> 00:01:51,038 because Brent's father is the man their mother left her father for. 43 00:01:51,302 --> 00:01:52,638 Displaced anger, got it. 44 00:01:52,722 --> 00:01:55,598 And she's gay, but we don't talk about it. She's not out? 45 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,867 No, she's out, we just don't talk about it. 46 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,878 Oh good... 47 00:01:59,962 --> 00:02:01,678 Marilyn's here. 48 00:02:01,762 --> 00:02:04,518 Marilyn? My late uncle george's second wife. 49 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,035 Do we like her? Well, that depends. 50 00:02:06,119 --> 00:02:08,638 On what? On whether we believe she killed him. 51 00:02:08,722 --> 00:02:10,958 She killed him? There was a freak car accident... 52 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:14,758 he was thrown free of the car which she somehow managed to back over him. 53 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,558 Let me guess, you don't talk about it. Well it rarely comes off. 54 00:02:20,604 --> 00:02:22,195 Caroline. Kitty. 55 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,798 Hello everyone so sorry I'm late. 56 00:02:24,906 --> 00:02:26,158 The traffic was just murder. 57 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,998 I get it, good one. 58 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:49,571 Nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk +971561234154 59 00:02:49,655 --> 00:02:51,335 They're all smiles and hugs... 60 00:02:51,419 --> 00:02:53,878 meanwhile they all know the woman knocked off her husband. 61 00:02:53,962 --> 00:02:56,007 And that's why Tray and Cece hate Marlyne? 62 00:02:56,091 --> 00:02:58,069 No, that's why Tripp and Cece hate Maryland. 63 00:02:58,153 --> 00:02:59,820 Trey is William Montgomery the third... 64 00:02:59,904 --> 00:03:02,615 Tripp is George Montgomery the third son of George II. 65 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:04,985 - The dead guy? - Exactly, which brings us to Brent... 66 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:07,672 {\an5}who's sucking up to Edward, because on Sunday when Edward turns 65... 67 00:03:07,757 --> 00:03:09,758 {\an5}he's going to announce the successor of his company... 68 00:03:09,842 --> 00:03:12,358 {\an5}and since Greg doesn't want the job Brent figures he's got a shot. 69 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,118 Which one's Greg? I'm Greg. 70 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,558 Dharma, we're late for the brunch. 71 00:03:16,642 --> 00:03:20,598 Which is where we meet Trey and Jackie and Jackie's new husband. 72 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,518 Can I come? 73 00:03:22,799 --> 00:03:23,798 No. 74 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,989 {\an5}Wait here and I'll catch you up on everything when I get back. 75 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:30,320 I just have to tell you I love your family. 76 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,957 You know, I was thinking we should run a bus and get everyone together... 77 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:37,678 {\an5}and go down and visit your aunt Evelyn in the mental hospital. 78 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,478 {\an5}That's a very nice idea but aunt Evelyn's been dead for years. 79 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,558 Really? Who do you think did it? 80 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,750 {\an5}I don't know, but Dharma trust me... 81 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:52,283 the best way to deal with these people is not to get sucked into their drama. 82 00:03:52,659 --> 00:03:53,958 You're probably right. 83 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:55,278 Mrs Dharma... 84 00:03:55,362 --> 00:03:58,012 {\an5}you wanted to know when mr montgomery's sister... 85 00:03:58,096 --> 00:03:59,918 {\an5}and her new husband arrived. 86 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,998 Thank you Celia, it's not important. 87 00:04:06,082 --> 00:04:07,118 You sure? 88 00:04:07,202 --> 00:04:10,518 He's very young, people are staring and gasping. 89 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,318 Go. 90 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,038 Thanks sport. 91 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:20,438 He's a real gigolo? I have better doctors older than he is. 92 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,561 Nicky just installed the new cabinets in the guest house... 93 00:04:23,645 --> 00:04:25,115 and don't you know... 94 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:29,278 when I opened the first one there was an engagement ring. 95 00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:31,558 It's lovely. 96 00:04:31,642 --> 00:04:32,918 Oh not this one of course... 97 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:35,398 but a sweet little ring. 98 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,638 So he's a carpenter mother? 99 00:04:39,722 --> 00:04:42,038 A general contractor. 100 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:45,154 With all the work I was having done on the house... 101 00:04:45,238 --> 00:04:47,452 frankly it was just cheaper to marry him. 102 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,033 Hell of a family we married into? 103 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,678 Oh yeah it's great. 104 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,878 I'm sorry... 105 00:04:57,687 --> 00:05:00,318 - Cece. - Yeah, Tripp's wife. 106 00:05:00,402 --> 00:05:02,750 Which makes you daughter of George jr, Edward's late brother... 107 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,198 and ill-fated husband of Meryline. 108 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,038 I wrote it all in my hands, here. 109 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,551 Have you spent much time with Brent? 110 00:05:10,635 --> 00:05:12,977 You mean Jackie's son by her second husband married to Joy? 111 00:05:13,061 --> 00:05:14,518 No not yet. 112 00:05:14,602 --> 00:05:16,918 But he seems awful nice and Edward sure likes him. 113 00:05:17,127 --> 00:05:20,878 - Pistachios make my fingers red. - Mine too. 114 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:24,398 Yes he does seem... 115 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:25,398 nice. 116 00:05:25,588 --> 00:05:27,605 Anyway, everyone knows he's only kissing up to Edward... 117 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,918 to get his little red hands on the company. 118 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:32,958 Everyone knows? Yes. 119 00:05:33,159 --> 00:05:34,946 But we're not supposed to talk about it. 120 00:05:36,108 --> 00:05:39,558 I see, what else are we supposed to talk about? 121 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,158 Kitty hates Jackie. Really why? 122 00:05:45,242 --> 00:05:47,718 Jackie gave kitty all of her maternity clothes. 123 00:05:47,802 --> 00:05:49,381 Well that seems nice. 124 00:05:49,466 --> 00:05:51,558 Kitty wasn't pregnant at the time. 125 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,398 Your nick is chock full of boyish job. 126 00:05:57,850 --> 00:06:00,398 Well he does keep me young. 127 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:04,318 Really? I thought you had all sorts of other people who did that. 128 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,029 Which makes you Julia's grandniece... 129 00:06:09,114 --> 00:06:12,105 and also Elizabeth's first cousin once removed by marriage. 130 00:06:12,189 --> 00:06:13,678 I suppose it does. 131 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,038 Listen I couldn't help but notice you were talking to Cece. 132 00:06:17,308 --> 00:06:18,558 Hello Stephanie. 133 00:06:18,642 --> 00:06:20,158 Hello Trey. 134 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:21,838 What? 135 00:06:22,036 --> 00:06:23,518 No kiss for your cousin? 136 00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:25,069 Oh that's right... 137 00:06:25,154 --> 00:06:26,478 you don't kiss men. 138 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,598 Oh I kiss men. 139 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,433 Excuse me, I don't believe we've met. 140 00:06:34,517 --> 00:06:36,038 I'm Greg's wife Dharma. 141 00:06:36,122 --> 00:06:37,358 Well, he's a lucky man, 142 00:06:37,442 --> 00:06:40,998 unless you cheat, in which case, I'll wrestle Stephanie for you. 143 00:06:41,714 --> 00:06:42,918 You'll lose. 144 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,118 But I'll enjoy every minute of it. 145 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,598 Well, you guys aren't real close, huh? 146 00:06:52,148 --> 00:06:55,198 We've slept together once which actually cleared some things up for me. 147 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,198 Anyway, did Cece tell you something about Brent? 148 00:06:59,547 --> 00:07:01,754 Maybe why do you ask? 149 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:06,198 It's ok, I hate my brother. That's right, you do I totally forgot. 150 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:09,758 Did you know he's only kissing up to Edward to get control over the company? 151 00:07:09,842 --> 00:07:11,034 You don't know the half of it. 152 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:13,998 Give me a break, I didn't know any of it when I got here. 153 00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:16,529 Did you know Brett was behind a secret hostile... 154 00:07:16,614 --> 00:07:19,502 takeover attempt of Montgomery industries? 155 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,638 Hey, have you seen your dad? 156 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:36,095 I think he is showing Brent the hole under the fence where the dogs get out. 157 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:38,118 God I hope it's not too late. 158 00:07:38,202 --> 00:07:39,635 Don't worry, if dad and Brent get out of the yard... 159 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,327 somebody will bring them back. 160 00:07:42,312 --> 00:07:43,893 Greg, you know that hostile takeover attempt... 161 00:07:43,978 --> 00:07:45,558 of Montgomery industries six years ago? 162 00:07:45,642 --> 00:07:47,798 - Yeah, Do you? - I just got caught up. 163 00:07:47,882 --> 00:07:50,718 did you know that your cousin Brent was behind it? 164 00:07:50,802 --> 00:07:54,318 No he wasn't when that was going on Brent was drying out in rehab. 165 00:07:54,402 --> 00:07:56,318 You sure? Yes I'm sure. 166 00:07:57,714 --> 00:07:59,598 Oh what am I missing here? 167 00:07:59,682 --> 00:08:02,918 Dharma, I thought we agreed you were gonna stay out of this stuff. 168 00:08:03,311 --> 00:08:06,878 No honey, you said it would be a good idea if I stayed out of that stuff. 169 00:08:08,116 --> 00:08:09,838 Boy were you right. 170 00:08:15,083 --> 00:08:17,944 The thing is Stephanie would have known Brent was in rehab. 171 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:19,437 Why would she want me to tell Edward something... 172 00:08:19,522 --> 00:08:21,076 he could easily find out wasn't true? 173 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,238 Yeah, you'd look like a fool and Brent would come off looking better than ever. 174 00:08:24,322 --> 00:08:25,958 That doesn't make sense. 175 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:27,598 Or does it? 176 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,918 Think about it, Stephanie knows the rumor is false. 177 00:08:32,002 --> 00:08:32,958 If you go to Edward... 178 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:37,063 you're discredited following Cece's attempt to use you to smear Brent. 179 00:08:37,148 --> 00:08:39,278 And why does Stephanie do this? 180 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:42,221 She's secretly in cahoots with Brent... 181 00:08:42,306 --> 00:08:44,524 to help him gain control of Montgomery industries... 182 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,838 so she can be the power behind the throne. 183 00:08:46,932 --> 00:08:49,561 You were using me. 184 00:08:49,811 --> 00:08:50,998 How did you figure that out? 185 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:55,358 Nobody knows his way around a conspiracy like my guy. 186 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,438 This one's a little tricky... 187 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:00,358 it helps if you think of Stephanie as Nixon... 188 00:09:00,442 --> 00:09:03,078 and Brent and joy اas hauled him in an ehrlichman. 189 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,598 What are you guys talking about? 190 00:09:05,938 --> 00:09:07,158 Girls stuff. 191 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,718 All right, if I know Stephanie... 192 00:09:14,802 --> 00:09:16,118 and I think I do. 193 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:19,928 She's gonna want to have herself a little insurance policy. 194 00:09:20,013 --> 00:09:21,911 What do you mean an insurance policy? 195 00:09:22,006 --> 00:09:24,849 Every member of the family has stock in Montgomery industries. 196 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:27,404 If any three of them get together they'll have enough votes... 197 00:09:27,488 --> 00:09:29,918 to override Edward's decision as to who his successor will be. 198 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:34,956 A secret power block sure like the cia and the committee to re-elect Nixon. 199 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:38,967 Okay so it's Stephanie Brent and who's the third? 200 00:09:39,051 --> 00:09:41,158 You have to be someone that no one would suspect... 201 00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:44,798 someone else who appears to hate Stephanie. 202 00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:47,958 Trey. 203 00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:52,158 Or G Gordon liddy. 204 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,911 Oh good Trey, I was looking for you. 205 00:09:58,995 --> 00:10:02,678 Well when you find me give me this. 206 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,078 Look I wanted to tell you... 207 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,198 there's a secret in this family... 208 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:10,118 and I know what it is. 209 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:12,078 You mean that my father slept with Kitty... 210 00:10:12,348 --> 00:10:13,758 before she met Edward. 211 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,598 Come back to that one. 212 00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:22,078 Now I was talking about you... 213 00:10:22,162 --> 00:10:25,718 Stephanie and Brent secretly trying to take over the company. 214 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:29,398 A delightfully tedious as it sounds I really can't be bothered. 215 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,998 You see, I've only six months to live. 216 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,871 Oh my god, that's awful. 217 00:10:39,812 --> 00:10:41,078 Dying's not awful. 218 00:10:41,655 --> 00:10:42,878 Awful is Bermuda... 219 00:10:43,095 --> 00:10:44,478 when the cruise ships dock. 220 00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:50,958 Stephanie. Trey. 221 00:10:52,188 --> 00:10:53,513 Stephanie... 222 00:10:53,597 --> 00:10:56,278 did you know that Trey only has six more months to live? 223 00:10:56,362 --> 00:10:58,198 Yes, it's marked on my calendar. 224 00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:02,598 Did you tell Edward about Brent? No. 225 00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:05,678 Thank god, it was a lie, it never happened. 226 00:11:05,762 --> 00:11:09,758 I wanted you to tell Edward so you'd be discredited to hurt Cece. 227 00:11:10,007 --> 00:11:11,678 And wouldn't it have helped Brent? 228 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:14,598 Oh my god. 229 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:17,118 It would have, I didn't even think of that. 230 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,438 Anyway, I hope you can forgive me and we can be friends. 231 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:22,878 Stephanie... 232 00:11:22,962 --> 00:11:24,107 we're family. 233 00:11:24,191 --> 00:11:27,001 You're the daughter of my father-in-law's sister by your first husband... 234 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:28,640 nothing could come between us. 235 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,118 Thank you. 236 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:40,038 Daddy, busy? No come on in. 237 00:11:40,319 --> 00:11:41,598 How's the speech coming? 238 00:11:41,852 --> 00:11:42,998 Take a look. 239 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:47,278 Thank you all for coming to celebrate my birthday with me... 240 00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:49,638 what's this word? 241 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,238 A gynecologist. 242 00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:55,318 I don't know if that's the joke you want to open with. 243 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,078 Yeah you're probably right. 244 00:11:57,162 --> 00:11:58,598 That's more of a closer. 245 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,638 Anyway dad um... 246 00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:04,638 about the company... 247 00:12:06,396 --> 00:12:07,727 I know you must be disappointed... 248 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:10,104 that you're not naming me as your successor tonight. 249 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,598 It would have made things a little easier... 250 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:13,918 for one thing I... 251 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,558 could have turned 65 quietly without all these butt kissers showing up. 252 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:23,158 Come on, it's a a wonderful gesture that the whole tribe is gathering to honor you. 253 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,678 You get that from Dharma? 254 00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:26,198 Yeah. 255 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:29,158 Anyway... 256 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,958 it's not that I never want to join the company it's just... 257 00:12:32,324 --> 00:12:33,918 right now where I am in my life... 258 00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:36,702 Gregory, don't worry about Montgomery industries... 259 00:12:36,786 --> 00:12:38,718 you just keep doing what you're doing. 260 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,358 I'm proud of you. 261 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:46,638 I wish I'd had the guts to tell my father I didn't want to be in the family business. 262 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:49,558 I had no idea. 263 00:12:52,178 --> 00:12:55,838 What do you think you'd be if you'd gone your own way? 264 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,038 Oh well that's easy. 265 00:12:57,122 --> 00:13:01,118 I'd have my own little three-chair barbershop somewhere in the Florida keys. 266 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,998 Nice. 267 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,198 But look at you... 268 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,238 you're doing something you love... 269 00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:09,562 and even if it goes bust you've got a good woman to stand by you. 270 00:13:09,647 --> 00:13:12,198 Well, don't you think mom would have stood by you if... 271 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,438 anyway you've done a great job with the company. 272 00:13:17,522 --> 00:13:19,398 You've really built it into something. 273 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,038 Thanks. Happy birthday dad. 274 00:13:22,995 --> 00:13:23,918 Thank you. 275 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:28,563 Edward, I cannot spend another moment with that woman, she's a... 276 00:13:28,648 --> 00:13:30,237 she's a cold-hearted true. 277 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,638 If she looks down her nose at me one more time... 278 00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:37,438 I swear on all that's holy, blood will flow. 279 00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:39,758 Yes dear. 280 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,118 Well, all right. 281 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,318 Well, don't you think we should get back in there? 282 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,878 What are you nuts? 283 00:13:53,328 --> 00:13:54,718 All right, thanks Tripp. 284 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:56,638 Just trying to keep everyone straight. 285 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,718 Anyway, Stephanie was secretly helping Brent. 286 00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:04,798 - Why the sudden change of heart? - I don't know. 287 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,718 Or maybe I do. 288 00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,198 What exactly am I looking at here? 289 00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:20,514 Those are photos that Celia found in Stephanie's room... 290 00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:22,518 that's Stephanie in bed with Marilyn. 291 00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:25,638 No, what am I looking at here? Is this a shoulder or tushy? 292 00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:29,718 Guys, forget the pictures for a second. 293 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,558 What we know is that Marilyn is blackmailing Stephanie. 294 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:37,438 That would explain why she's not in coats with Brent anymore. 295 00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:39,426 What are you guys looking at? 296 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,647 Pictures that placed Nixon in Dealey Plaza 297 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,838 when Kennedy was assassinated, want to see? 298 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,918 No thanks. 299 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,318 Quick thinking Larry. 300 00:14:50,402 --> 00:14:52,091 I'm confused, what good are these pictures? 301 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:54,078 Everybody already knows stephanie's a lesbian. 302 00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:58,998 Read what's on the back of the pictures. Sure would be a shame if Joy saw these. 303 00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:01,558 Brent's wife why would she care? 304 00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:03,238 She would care... 305 00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:05,558 if joy were having an affair with Stephanie... 306 00:15:05,642 --> 00:15:08,009 and Stephanie cheated on Joy with Marilyn. 307 00:15:08,093 --> 00:15:11,671 Bingo! Which means that Marilyn has stephanie's shares in her pocket. 308 00:15:11,755 --> 00:15:13,523 So all Marilyn needs is one more person... 309 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,506 and she gains control of Montgomery industries. 310 00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:18,400 Right, but who's the third? 311 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:31,198 So aunt Julia, you've been very quiet this weekend. 312 00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,278 Dharma... 313 00:15:34,362 --> 00:15:36,602 she hasn't said anything in 15 years. 314 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,438 Really. 315 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:40,678 You don't find that suspicious? 316 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,398 I'd like to propose a toast. 317 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,598 Uncle Edward happy birthday. 318 00:15:46,754 --> 00:15:50,198 I know I speak for the whole family when I say... 319 00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,078 I'd really like to run the company. 320 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,758 I've known uncle Edward for a long time, you know me... 321 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,983 for about the same I remember my freshman year at Exeter... 322 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:04,878 when I had plans to go on to Harvard and get my MBA, which I did. 323 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:06,958 And I called you for some advice... 324 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,791 - Excuse me. - And you weren't available... 325 00:16:08,876 --> 00:16:10,798 but I just guess what I'm trying to say is you don't really have to... 326 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,718 is that her father at the window? 327 00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:14,918 No. 328 00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:18,198 What's up? 329 00:16:18,282 --> 00:16:19,920 Check out what Larry found in the picture. 330 00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:21,478 Right above the tushy in the mirror. 331 00:16:21,562 --> 00:16:23,438 You can see the person who took the picture. 332 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,318 It's nick. 333 00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:29,917 Jackie's new husband. 334 00:16:30,002 --> 00:16:32,249 So it's Stephanie, Marilyn and Nick. 335 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,798 My god! Larry, how did you think to look for that? 336 00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:36,478 He wasn't looking for that. 337 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,318 What we don't know is... 338 00:16:39,402 --> 00:16:41,278 why would Nick take an incriminating photograph... 339 00:16:41,362 --> 00:16:44,572 of Stephanie in Maryland a year before he met Jackie? 340 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,278 But we have our best man on it. 341 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,318 Wait, when did we get a man? 342 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,438 And so the gynecologist says: 343 00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,905 Kiss you Mrs Larson, I shouldn't even be doing this. 344 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,398 And you said not to open with it. 345 00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:01,278 Any who, as some of you may know... 346 00:17:01,362 --> 00:17:03,798 I'm supposed to name new head of the company... 347 00:17:03,882 --> 00:17:05,039 Wait, stop! 348 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,942 Edward, you can't do what you're about to do... 349 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,158 before everyone hears what I have to say. 350 00:17:09,242 --> 00:17:10,558 Dharma, what are you doing? 351 00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:13,479 Picking up the log and showing Edward the bugs. 352 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,360 Okey dokey. 353 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,758 This is a fever, this is definitely a fever. 354 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,278 Now let's just recap for a minute. 355 00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:23,842 Any three of you Montgomery’s can gang up together... 356 00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:26,400 and take control of the company no matter who Edward picks... 357 00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:29,318 the problem here is there aren't three of you who like each other. 358 00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:30,838 However... 359 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:35,361 it looks like Stephanie and Marilyn were able to work through their differences... 360 00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,518 joy this may be of interest to you. 361 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:44,158 So, Marilyn and Stephanie and who? 362 00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:45,878 Tripp and Cece? 363 00:17:45,962 --> 00:17:49,398 I don't think so, not after Marilyn bumped off Tripp's father... 364 00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:51,771 which I know, we don't talk about it. 365 00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:56,358 Then came to me, what about William and Elizabeth? 366 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,142 Is the fact that William and Kitty had a fling before she was... 367 00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:01,927 with Edward really enough motivation to take over the company. 368 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,838 I don't think so. 369 00:18:05,015 --> 00:18:07,518 I guess I probably shouldn't even have brought it up. 370 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,398 Which brings me to the person who took this photo... 371 00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:14,518 nick. 372 00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:18,612 Now why would Nick help Marilyn blackmail Stephanie... 373 00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:21,517 long before he was ever part of this family? 374 00:18:21,904 --> 00:18:23,118 Answer me on that. 375 00:18:23,796 --> 00:18:24,598 Anyone? 376 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,838 Will help cause actually this is as far as I've gotten. 377 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,598 Is that a shoulder, or a...? 378 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,238 Hey Dharma, I got something for you. Had a good time Pete. 379 00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:41,358 I think you might want to see this, it's from a buddy of mine at the FBI. 380 00:18:41,699 --> 00:18:44,288 You're our man, thanks. 381 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,847 Who's that prime rib. Help yourself. 382 00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:50,763 You're never gonna believe this. 383 00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:56,318 Did anyone have any money on Nick and Marilyn being brother and sister. 384 00:18:58,168 --> 00:18:59,518 I don't understand. 385 00:18:59,602 --> 00:19:01,078 I know it's really complicated. 386 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:08,358 Unless Nick is marrying you as part of Marilyn's master plan... 387 00:19:08,442 --> 00:19:12,398 to form a power block with Stephanie to take over Montgomery industries. 388 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,238 Well, that's it for me. 389 00:19:18,396 --> 00:19:20,558 Does anybody else want to add anything? 390 00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,877 Actually honey yes I did. 391 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,959 What dad was about to say was that he and I had a discussion earlier today... 392 00:19:27,044 --> 00:19:29,691 and we agreed that he would stay with the company for five more years... 393 00:19:29,775 --> 00:19:31,998 at which point I'd reconsider taking over. 394 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,798 So I guess that makes all my yeb yeb kind of pointless. 395 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,758 Well, I told you when you met me watch up. 396 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,838 I'm guessing this is gonna be one of those things we never talk about right? 397 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,158 Right. Ok. 398 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:01,438 How's your prime rib Kitkat? It's fine. 399 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,718 I love you honey. 400 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,360 Can you say it to me? 401 00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:43,340 Nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk +971561234154 31537

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