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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:01,757 From the moment the story broke... 2 00:00:01,842 --> 00:00:03,221 it appeared that Nixon would have to resign. 3 00:00:03,305 --> 00:00:05,676 Nevertheless, it isn't until August of 74... 4 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,000 that he finally leaves the white house. 5 00:00:09,365 --> 00:00:10,438 Yes. 6 00:00:11,209 --> 00:00:14,027 Excuse me. It's Dharma Montgomery I'm subbing for Donald Ridgely. 7 00:00:14,111 --> 00:00:16,957 Who by the way is feeling better, it turns out it wasn't strep throat at all... 8 00:00:17,041 --> 00:00:19,878 it was an allergic reaction to pistachios. 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:21,998 But he's still a little flamy, 10 00:00:22,082 --> 00:00:24,970 so I told him he should just stay home and get some rest. 11 00:00:25,055 --> 00:00:27,398 Did you have a particular question? 12 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:30,860 Yes, it's just about the Nixon thing, so that I'm clear. 13 00:00:30,945 --> 00:00:33,478 When you say left the white house in 74... 14 00:00:33,563 --> 00:00:36,184 you mean officially, right? Because he secretly ran the country... 15 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:39,262 through 76 using Gerald Ford as his puppet. 16 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:42,666 Because of the secret bargain struck by the Warren commission. 17 00:00:43,947 --> 00:00:45,278 What? 18 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,118 Nixon doesn't contest his loss to Kennedy in 60. 19 00:00:49,202 --> 00:00:51,016 Then conspires with the Cubans... 20 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:54,198 and you know who to do, you know what, you know where. 21 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:57,512 And Gerald Ford on the warren commission... 22 00:00:57,596 --> 00:01:01,597 covers the whole thing up in exchange Nixon promises for the presidency. 23 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:03,918 But you're probably going to cover all this in your lecture... 24 00:01:04,002 --> 00:01:05,907 so I'll just shut up. 25 00:01:05,992 --> 00:01:09,198 -Where did you learn this? -I was home-schooled. 26 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:11,918 My dad spent a lot of time on American history. 27 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:15,078 Especially Nixon, I mean he knows everything about Nixon. 28 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:18,878 Even why his daughter Julie had to marry the Eisenhower kid. 29 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,158 So it wasn't true love? 30 00:01:21,242 --> 00:01:23,358 Nope, it was a breeding program. 31 00:01:24,648 --> 00:01:28,918 You know, eugenics. But it'll all be my dad's book the boys of your Belinda. 32 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,318 I'm sorry you're the teacher, go on. 33 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:51,054 nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk +971561234154 34 00:01:51,138 --> 00:01:54,262 well, I don't really do criminal law, but I guess I can... 35 00:01:54,401 --> 00:01:57,158 drive over there and talk to the kid. Thank you Gregory. 36 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,078 He's a good boy and the Gulx's, we've known them for years. 37 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,621 Don't be afraid to bill them... 38 00:02:01,712 --> 00:02:04,478 bob Gullickson has a summer home for every tooth in my head. 39 00:02:05,348 --> 00:02:08,638 Excuse me, is Gullickson, S-E-N or S-O-N? 40 00:02:08,752 --> 00:02:10,508 S-E-N. Thank you. 41 00:02:10,592 --> 00:02:12,918 Dharma, must you do that at the dinner table? 42 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,358 -You said it was Ok. -I certainly did not. 43 00:02:15,442 --> 00:02:17,398 I'm sorry Kitty but you did. 44 00:02:18,994 --> 00:02:20,398 Kitty: Now what is she doing? 45 00:02:20,482 --> 00:02:23,622 Greg: She's taking notes for a friend in college, she's practising. 46 00:02:23,706 --> 00:02:25,038 Kitty: For heaven's sake. 47 00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:26,758 Dharma: Would you like me to stop? 48 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:31,398 Kitty: I'd rather you do that than dance the Can-Can on the dining room table. 49 00:02:32,089 --> 00:02:35,856 Edward: I forget, am I lactose intolerant? 50 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,718 Then we all might look for his pills. 51 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:41,113 Fine, take notes. Now, where was I? 52 00:02:41,197 --> 00:02:43,453 Kitty: The Gullickson boy needs a good lawyer. 53 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:45,296 {\an5}Greg: I don't really do criminal law, 54 00:02:45,381 --> 00:02:47,505 {\an5}but I guess I can drive down there and talk to the kid. 55 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:51,558 {\an5}Well, who's ready for some aspirin? 56 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:56,998 Come on, somebody anything. 57 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,718 Dharma: Oh come on... 58 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,838 {\an5}Brandon, hi, Greg Montgomery, we spoke on the phone. 59 00:03:06,009 --> 00:03:07,478 - How you doing? - How am I doing? 60 00:03:07,696 --> 00:03:10,109 {\an5}Police came to my dorm, my dad's gonna kill me. 61 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:12,078 Relax, I think I can make this all go away. 62 00:03:12,162 --> 00:03:13,352 Really? 63 00:03:13,437 --> 00:03:15,838 {\an5}Spray-painted a little graffiti on the front window of the Jenny Craig store... 64 00:03:15,922 --> 00:03:17,358 I'm sure if you... 65 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:21,198 - Clean it up and apologize. -I didn't really do anything I just drove. 66 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:23,598 Trevor and Jason were the ones who painted the big pig. 67 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:26,144 I wouldn't worry too much about it. 68 00:03:26,229 --> 00:03:29,398 I'm sure everybody understands it was just a harmless prank. 69 00:03:40,235 --> 00:03:41,118 Good. 70 00:03:41,598 --> 00:03:44,871 Well, Mr Gullickson, I see you have an attorney. 71 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:45,758 Greg Montgomery. 72 00:03:45,842 --> 00:03:48,538 I'm chief Anderson, this is Rolling Ball the tom prosecutor. 73 00:03:48,622 --> 00:03:50,198 - Ball. - Mr Montgomery. 74 00:03:50,283 --> 00:03:53,358 Brandon, why don't you wait outside in the hall? 75 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,358 And think about what you've done. 76 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:04,123 Gentlemen, we were all teenagers once. 77 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:06,474 He's a good kid who fell in with a bad crowd. 78 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:08,878 This is more than just vandalism, Mr Montgomery. 79 00:04:09,008 --> 00:04:11,753 - This sort of thing hurts people. - I understand. 80 00:04:11,838 --> 00:04:15,318 There are folks in this town for whom wait is a daily struggle. 81 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,275 - I can see that. - What's that supposed to mean? 82 00:04:24,759 --> 00:04:26,358 - Hey. - Hey. 83 00:04:26,824 --> 00:04:28,838 - Your dad sent down a lawyer? - Yep. 84 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:32,051 - How is he? - Dumber than the last one. 85 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:36,438 Are you positive Dharma didn't tell you what she's upset about? 86 00:04:36,613 --> 00:04:37,958 No, I'm not positive. 87 00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:40,608 How can you be positive about something like that? 88 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:43,758 Would you like sugar? No, thank you. 89 00:04:43,842 --> 00:04:46,604 Would you like some cream? No, I'm fine. 90 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:50,118 Would you like to explain to me why you filled my head with crap? 91 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:51,598 What are you talking about? 92 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:53,468 The last Apollo mission did not secretly... 93 00:04:53,552 --> 00:04:56,878 bury the 18 minutes of missing White house audio tape on the moon. 94 00:04:56,962 --> 00:05:01,478 They brought a lot of golf balls up there, and they only hit one. 95 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,874 Dharma, what is this all about? 96 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:07,672 I sat in on a college history class today, and I was totally humiliated. 97 00:05:07,756 --> 00:05:09,736 Everything you taught me was wrong. 98 00:05:09,821 --> 00:05:12,546 Have you had any problems with chemistry... 99 00:05:12,631 --> 00:05:14,433 biology, literature, the stuff I taught you? 100 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,797 No, that all seems to be fine. OK. 101 00:05:15,881 --> 00:05:19,118 I'm sorry I'm interrupting, you were saying something to your father. 102 00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:22,718 I'm just upset. 103 00:05:22,802 --> 00:05:26,518 And what if I decided to go to college? I'd be totally unprepared. 104 00:05:26,602 --> 00:05:28,438 Honey, are you thinking of going to college? 105 00:05:28,522 --> 00:05:31,358 I don't know, maybe. Guess I am. 106 00:05:31,442 --> 00:05:33,152 Honey I think that's wonderful. 107 00:05:33,236 --> 00:05:35,678 Hey, don't pressure her. 108 00:05:37,074 --> 00:05:40,517 College is always gonna be there, take some time for yourself. 109 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:45,245 - Backpack around Europe working... - I did that Larry I'm 28. 110 00:05:45,463 --> 00:05:47,918 OK, that's what this is about. 111 00:05:48,477 --> 00:05:49,998 Why didn't you remind me? 112 00:05:50,244 --> 00:05:52,038 Honey I'm sorry. 113 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:53,758 Happy birthday. 114 00:05:56,794 --> 00:05:58,227 - Hello! - Bedroom. 115 00:05:58,311 --> 00:06:00,187 - Sorry I'm so late. - How'd it go? 116 00:06:00,271 --> 00:06:03,654 Fine, the kid has to do a little community service... 117 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:06,158 and I have to send the police chief a box of Krispy Kremes. 118 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,078 That's good. 119 00:06:08,162 --> 00:06:09,703 - I got a question for you. - Shoot. 120 00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:12,121 But first you have to know that I took notes for Donald today... 121 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,842 and I found out that all the stuff Larry taught me was bogus. 122 00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:16,398 So I decided to go to college. 123 00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:20,008 Not because I'm angry at Larry but because I really want to go. 124 00:06:20,093 --> 00:06:22,337 So I made some calls and it turns out that the diploma... 125 00:06:22,421 --> 00:06:24,338 Abby needle pointed for me isn't going to cut it. 126 00:06:24,422 --> 00:06:26,755 So I got to get my GED, 127 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,558 which brings me to my question. 128 00:06:28,676 --> 00:06:32,397 If a train leaves Boston at 5:30, and another train... 129 00:06:32,482 --> 00:06:33,358 hold on, hold on. 130 00:06:33,442 --> 00:06:34,638 You're gonna go to college? 131 00:06:34,806 --> 00:06:37,318 Maybe if I could figure out what time these trains collide. 132 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,678 -You're Ok with that, right? - Sure. 133 00:06:42,397 --> 00:06:44,158 You don't sound very enthusiastic. 134 00:06:44,298 --> 00:06:45,958 I'm sorry I, I mean... 135 00:06:46,401 --> 00:06:48,198 if this is actually something that you're gonna... 136 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:50,038 follow through with, I'm right behind you. 137 00:06:50,256 --> 00:06:53,158 - I'm going to follow through with it. - Of course honey it's just... 138 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:56,718 you get a lot of ideas, just the other day you were gonna... 139 00:06:56,802 --> 00:06:58,918 raise iguanas for fun and profit. 140 00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:01,273 I don't think college cuts into that. 141 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,878 You do know you're talking about four years of really hard work? 142 00:07:04,962 --> 00:07:09,318 - Yes I do, and I intend to do it. - OK. Fine good for you. 143 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:12,331 But I want you to know that if you wake up tomorrow and you want to... 144 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:15,558 open a kite store, I'm behind you on that too. 145 00:07:18,318 --> 00:07:20,278 Why would I want to open a kite store? 146 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,918 I had a kite store, I lost my shirt. 147 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:28,118 Excuse me. 148 00:07:28,505 --> 00:07:30,998 - Hi, remember me? - Sure. 149 00:07:31,135 --> 00:07:35,238 How could I get the woman who knows where they keep Eisenhower's brain. 150 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:40,118 Yes, as it turns out I may have been misinformed about that. 151 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:43,198 - What can I do for you? - I'd like to audit your class. 152 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:46,718 Really? You want to be here even though you don't have to be? 153 00:07:46,802 --> 00:07:48,758 I love this class. 154 00:07:48,842 --> 00:07:51,558 The way you spoke about Richard Nixon opening up China... 155 00:07:51,642 --> 00:07:55,360 I felt like I was right there asking Mao to pass the duck sauce. 156 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,404 Well, I'm in love. Are you married? 157 00:07:59,158 --> 00:08:00,464 Yeah. You got a sister? 158 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,718 An imaginary sister, but I think she's seeing somebody. 159 00:08:03,802 --> 00:08:04,963 Well, it wouldn't have worked out. 160 00:08:05,048 --> 00:08:07,318 She probably wants the children raised imaginary. 161 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,838 Probably. 162 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:14,598 Listen, anyone who wants to learn like you do is welcome in my class. 163 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:17,951 Thanks, I really appreciate it, there's just one small problem... 164 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:20,376 which is that I'm not quite enrolled in the university yet... 165 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:24,796 I still need to pass my GED, get accepted, and learn to chug a lug. 166 00:08:25,828 --> 00:08:29,758 You know I'm sorry but the college has a strict policy about... 167 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,158 non-students auditing classes. 168 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,678 - OK, I understand. - Yeah. 169 00:08:34,762 --> 00:08:38,638 OK, thanks anyway. Bye. 170 00:08:41,177 --> 00:08:42,478 Hang on. 171 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,634 You know what, screw policy. 172 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:48,622 I mean, if you really want to take my class, I'd be glad to have you. 173 00:08:48,706 --> 00:08:50,358 You sure? Absolutely. 174 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:53,478 If you need help with that GED, just give me a call. 175 00:08:53,562 --> 00:08:55,078 Really. Yeah. 176 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,358 I'd be happy to pay you. No, I don't take your money. 177 00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:00,518 How about we do it in trade I teach yoga. 178 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:05,518 Deal, I've always wanted to learn yoga, sure. 179 00:09:05,602 --> 00:09:09,638 Great, if you stretch my mind, I'll stretch your body I mean... 180 00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:11,758 I'm married, I mean I'm sorry. 181 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,013 I know what you mean. Oh good. 182 00:09:14,098 --> 00:09:15,398 OK. 183 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:18,754 Thank you, I'll see you later. OK, thanks. 184 00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:19,798 For what? 185 00:09:19,882 --> 00:09:23,478 I mean... it was nice to meet you... again. 186 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,652 I'll see you again. Yeah okay. 187 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:27,542 Yeah OK, I'll call you. 188 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:29,758 - OK, bye. - OK, bye. 189 00:09:36,865 --> 00:09:40,758 Hey, you did great. Thanks. 190 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:45,038 - You do know we're done right? - I know, I'm just resting. 191 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:47,118 Did you hurt yourself? 192 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:51,558 In ways I didn't think were possible. 193 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:55,518 No, don't do that. Let me. 194 00:09:55,755 --> 00:09:57,198 Dharma... 195 00:09:57,282 --> 00:09:59,158 I'm sorry. 196 00:09:59,504 --> 00:10:00,613 It's okay Marcy what's up? 197 00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:04,135 I can come back later when you're not rubbing somebody. 198 00:10:04,432 --> 00:10:08,398 Is that a message for me? Oh, sorry, yeah Greg called. 199 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:14,064 - Greg's her husband. - Right there that is... good. 200 00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:15,358 Oh dear. 201 00:10:16,556 --> 00:10:20,031 He said he can't have dinner with you, because Brandon's been arrested. 202 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:21,998 Poor kid. 203 00:10:22,082 --> 00:10:25,278 My husband's a lawyer. But he's really nice and... 204 00:10:25,362 --> 00:10:26,838 and tall. 205 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,598 Listen, if you don't have any plans why don't we use tonight to study. 206 00:10:33,682 --> 00:10:36,958 I just need to take a shower and grab something to eat, you want to join me? 207 00:10:37,042 --> 00:10:38,998 I'm sorry I never shower with my students. 208 00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:49,758 What are you doing? 209 00:10:50,038 --> 00:10:53,278 I can't believe you have no tartar sauce anywhere in this car. 210 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,798 Why would I lie about that? 211 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,198 What do you need wet naps for if you don't have any tartar sauce? 212 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,407 Close the glove compartment. 213 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:01,598 All right. 214 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,998 Don't put that in there. 215 00:11:04,988 --> 00:11:07,230 I can't eat it now it's dry. 216 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,838 Unbelievable. 217 00:11:09,922 --> 00:11:11,238 What's your problem? 218 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,518 I guess I just don't like being taken advantage of. 219 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:17,446 You bought me a fish sandwich, get over it. 220 00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:19,678 I'm talking about the gullickson kid. 221 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,799 He's a little con artist he'll probably tell me... 222 00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:24,038 that somebody planted the CDs in his jacket. 223 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:25,192 Why would we care? 224 00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:26,718 You own his father hourly, right? 225 00:11:26,802 --> 00:11:28,690 We're getting him out of this and we're walking away. 226 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,838 Are you nuts? This young man is a gold mine. 227 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,038 Not only does he regularly break the law, but he gets caught every time. 228 00:11:36,368 --> 00:11:38,179 Just get me here. When we get there you handle the bail. 229 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:41,878 I'm gonna tell the kid he's on his own. We do not need to represent people like him. 230 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,158 You don't get this whole lawyer thing, do you? 231 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,758 Fine. 232 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,878 Wait a minute. 233 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,206 I've got target sauce in my wallet. 234 00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:59,398 Hang on, there's something I don't understand here. 235 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,878 What's that? 236 00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:03,063 Did your wife start sleeping with your boss... 237 00:12:03,148 --> 00:12:05,638 after you broke up or while you were still together? 238 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,518 No, that's why we broke up. 239 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,230 That stinks. 240 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,375 Yeah but on the plus side I'm the only one in the history department... 241 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,958 who's ever had the chairman visit his house. 242 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,558 By making a joke you're saying... 243 00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:21,998 please stop talking about this before I start crying. 244 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:23,518 Kinda. 245 00:12:24,839 --> 00:12:25,678 So... 246 00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:27,758 what do you know about photosynthesis. 247 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,318 I'm sorry. 248 00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:31,878 It sounds like you've been through a bad time. 249 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,958 Thanks. 250 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,278 Okay photosynthesis. 251 00:12:38,499 --> 00:12:39,958 Let's see... 252 00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:42,510 chlorophyll and sunlight... 253 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,918 transform hydrogen and carbon dioxide into food for plants... 254 00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:51,101 and as a by-product oxygen is released which is good for us, go trees. 255 00:12:52,912 --> 00:12:54,598 I'm impressed. 256 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:59,038 Yeah well my mum's a registered Wiccan herbalist and my dad... 257 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,478 he does a lot of work with plants. 258 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,518 Yeah incredible I've never met anyone like you. 259 00:13:12,548 --> 00:13:13,598 I get that a lot. 260 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:19,038 Here's a bunch of my cards, give them to your friends. 261 00:13:19,122 --> 00:13:21,302 You guys are young, you should be out there having fun. 262 00:13:22,395 --> 00:13:26,108 You shouldn't have to be thinking is this a crime is that a crime. 263 00:13:27,312 --> 00:13:28,638 You leave that to us. 264 00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:31,318 And I hope you learned your lesson. 265 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,118 Pete, can you give us a minute? And listen to this man. 266 00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:36,718 , and don't forget what I told you. 267 00:13:40,557 --> 00:13:41,958 All right, here's the deal. 268 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,958 This one doesn't go away, you're gonna get probation. 269 00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:47,478 One more screw-up and you're going in the juvie system. 270 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,918 Do you have to tell my father? Of course. 271 00:13:50,227 --> 00:13:52,078 I'm also going to tell him to find another lawyer. 272 00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:53,038 Why? 273 00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:54,918 Because I don't like getting conned. 274 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,318 Oh save it. 275 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,998 That's right, I'm on to you. 276 00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,274 You're just a rich brat who thinks... 277 00:14:03,358 --> 00:14:05,318 the rest of the world exists to clean up after. 278 00:14:05,402 --> 00:14:06,778 Well, here's a news flash. 279 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,438 Your daddy's money's not going to keep you out of prison. 280 00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:12,838 Well actually it might. 281 00:14:12,922 --> 00:14:14,111 That is not my point my point is... 282 00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:16,478 you're a smart kid and you ought to start acting like it. 283 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:17,949 I know. 284 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,718 I know I'm just doing this to get back at my parents. 285 00:14:21,802 --> 00:14:23,678 You know for never being around. 286 00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:26,478 I just can't seem to stop. 287 00:14:27,071 --> 00:14:28,878 I got shipped off to a boarding school I felt... 288 00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,958 angry and abandoned too. 289 00:14:31,307 --> 00:14:32,078 Really? 290 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,228 Those are tough times dude... 291 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,427 but I didn't destroy property or steal stuff. 292 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,558 I hung in there and I made something of myself. 293 00:14:41,238 --> 00:14:43,758 You can too. You think so? 294 00:14:44,488 --> 00:14:45,838 It's my home number... 295 00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:48,678 and my cell phone. 296 00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:52,398 If you ever just you know want somebody to talk to... 297 00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:54,998 just give me a call okay? 298 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,278 I'll do that. 299 00:14:56,362 --> 00:15:01,238 All right I'm gonna go check on your paperwork son. 300 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,038 Everything's gonna be okay. 301 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,518 Mr Montgomery yeah. 302 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,198 Thanks... 303 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,877 dude. 304 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,758 Angles are congruent. 305 00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:23,238 That means X equals x equals 12. 306 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:27,918 X equals m... 307 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,974 problem? Geometry. 308 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,718 Charlie showed me the trick to these triangle ones... 309 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,318 and I just can't remember it. 310 00:15:43,938 --> 00:15:46,398 Who's Charlie? I told you. 311 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,144 He's that professor who's tutoring me in exchange for yoga classes. 312 00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:50,278 Oh right right. 313 00:15:50,362 --> 00:15:53,014 He's such a great guy you would love him I should get you guys together. 314 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:54,038 Sure. 315 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:55,638 Oh god am I tired. 316 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,678 That drive really takes it out of you. 317 00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:00,598 It's not one of these problems that I can figure out. 318 00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:03,318 Honey you're killing yourself with this college thing... 319 00:16:03,402 --> 00:16:05,638 it's no big deal you gave it a shot. 320 00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:08,038 I'm going to college brick. 321 00:16:08,122 --> 00:16:09,478 Okay sorry. 322 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,798 Can you help me study tomorrow? 323 00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:14,838 Tomorrow? 324 00:16:15,562 --> 00:16:18,158 It's parents weekend at Brandon's school... 325 00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:21,318 and his folks aren't going to show so I thought that... 326 00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:22,678 I'd drive up there and... 327 00:16:23,018 --> 00:16:24,398 you know be there for him. 328 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,598 He's going through a hard time. 329 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,398 Man good night. 330 00:16:42,298 --> 00:16:43,972 Listen Charlie... 331 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:48,798 thanks for all your help, but I am... 332 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:52,638 thinking about quitting this whole GED college thing. 333 00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,198 What? Why? 334 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:57,798 I don't know, I'm having a really hard time, and I... 335 00:16:58,244 --> 00:17:02,038 some people seem to think that I don't have what it takes. 336 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,438 Some people don't know you like I do. 337 00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:07,878 You have an incredible mind. 338 00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,838 You can accomplish anything you set out to do. 339 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:13,158 The maths and the history, I can't... 340 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:16,318 believe me you can learn enough maths to pass this test. 341 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,438 You know a lot about history... 342 00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:22,250 we just need to undo a little of the damage your dad did. 343 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,118 In his defense he was a really good dad, he was home all the time. 344 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,758 You know what, I was supposed to go to a faculty party tonight, but... 345 00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:34,676 I'm gonna blow it off and you and I are gonna nail this stuff. 346 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,353 No, you don't want to miss a faculty party. 347 00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:39,478 No one gets down like history professors. 348 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,050 It's just bad Starters... 349 00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:45,038 and my ex-wife parading around with the head of the department. 350 00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:48,680 Yeah I guess that would suck some of the fun out of it. 351 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,838 Hey, how about this? 352 00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:54,478 I'll go with you and then we study afterwards. 353 00:17:55,236 --> 00:17:55,918 Oh I don't know. 354 00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:58,202 It'll be fun, we'll pretend I'm your new girlfriend... 355 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,558 make the ex a little jealous. 356 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,638 Can we say you're from some exotic foreign country. 357 00:18:05,722 --> 00:18:06,678 Sure. 358 00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:10,718 As long as it's Canada because I don't do accents very well. 359 00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:12,798 All right it's a date. 360 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:14,918 Good, or as they say in my country... 361 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,864 it's a date. 362 00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:25,518 Nice ride. It's all right. 363 00:18:26,202 --> 00:18:29,539 You didn't really have to come up here, for this lame parents weekend thing. 364 00:18:29,623 --> 00:18:31,158 I enjoyed it. 365 00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:33,798 Old folks almost had a chance in the touch football game... 366 00:18:33,882 --> 00:18:37,798 till that one kid's father got the chest pains and started vomiting. 367 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,158 That was something, huh? I guess. 368 00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:44,398 Listen Brandon, I really understand what you're going through. 369 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:45,837 I've been there. 370 00:18:45,921 --> 00:18:48,838 You know your parents are never around, and then they... 371 00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:52,998 try to make up for it by buying you a trip to Europe or the big fancy sports car. 372 00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:56,118 They didn't buy this. Really, then how did you... 373 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,798 So, not only had the horse thrown me... 374 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,509 but it was reared up on its hind legs... 375 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:10,038 ready to crush me into the frozen Canadian tundra... 376 00:19:10,122 --> 00:19:14,218 when out of nowhere charlie rides up and his big white... 377 00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:18,398 horse swoops me up with one arm and carries me to safety. 378 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,120 Was that tundra? Oh yeah. 379 00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:23,278 So how did you guys meet? 380 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,358 Excuse us. 381 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,635 How are we doing? 382 00:19:27,719 --> 00:19:30,318 I think you went a little far with a knight in shining armor story... 383 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:33,078 but I like the thing where you cry every time I jump off a plane. 384 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,758 Oh you weren't kidding about those hors d'oeuvres. 385 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,518 Well, here we go. 386 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,798 That's her? Yeah. 387 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,091 She's pretty hot. 388 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,438 Now you see that doesn't help. 389 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,518 You want to give her a little show. 390 00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:59,638 What do you mean? Follow my lead. 391 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,318 Oh you're so funny. 392 00:20:08,402 --> 00:20:10,318 Come here you. 393 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:44,799 nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk +971561234154 31275

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