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I can fix the frame...
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but you really did a job
on this box spring and mattress.
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It was our anniversary last night,
so we kind of kicked it up a notch.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks. What about
the shelves back there?
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How'd you do that?
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OK, you know how it's impossible to get
any traction on silk sheets.
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Dharma!
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Can you just give us
a price on all the damage?
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All right, well I...
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starting in the bathroom.
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Your shower head needs to
be reattached to the wall.
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I told you it wouldn't hold your weight.
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And you were right.
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Go ahead.
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That window glass
might be hard to match.
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Yeah Greg was doing a Striptease
and he kicked off a shoe.
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Why don't we just show him
the videotape?
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Honey, no one likes
to sit through home movies.
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Yeah.
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- What anniversary was this?
- Three and a half.
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Nice, you guys gonna be putting
my kids through college.
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Glad to help there's also some damage
in the apartment downstairs.
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Put that on our bill too.
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We knocked their ceiling fan
clean off its brackets.
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But if they ask all the bees are dead
and I'm fine.
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What?
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It was late when they called,
I had to think fast.
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I don't think they bought it.
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..
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You know it's amazing with all the
advances with the internet and cloning...
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you still have to bring
a mattress home the hard way.
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{\an5}or the record Larry. It was free
delivery until you started negotiating.
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Free delivery!
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{\an5}sure, as long as you buy the mattress.
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Larry we did buy it.
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Never mind.
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You might want to wait
till we get the old one out.
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Hey!
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Look at you... thinking.
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Dharma, have you talked
to your mother lately?
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Yeah this morning?
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Did she happen to mention
maybe why she hates me?
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She doesn't hate you Larry,
she just had a baby.
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{\an5}it's perfectly natural to be depressed
after you've had a baby.
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My mom's still depressed.
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Maybe I should get her a gift.
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No, just tell her you love her...
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that you'll always be there for her
and then give her lots of big hugs.
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{\an5}she can get that
from some crazy homeless guy.
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Crack open your wallet
and buy something.
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What do you think I should get her?
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{\an5}I don't know, something that
says, "I think you're pretty"...
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{\an5}like a blouse, or a male prostitute.
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{\an5}that's probably
more than I want to spend.
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Hey Jane, check this out.
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Guys, I'm a little stuck here.
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Then get her a scarf.
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I found this under Greg's side of the bed.
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Open it up.
It's locked.
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Why would Greg keep
a locked box under the bed?
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I knew a guy who had a box like that.
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It turned out it was full of fingernail
clippings from everybody in his building
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I don't think my husband is
some kind of psycho manicurist.
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No woman wants to think that
about her husband.
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I don't know she's got plenty of scarves.
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I'll just put it back and if Greg wants
to tell me what's in it...
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he'll tell me.
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I'll bet it's naked
pictures of his old girlfriends.
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Well, that would be fine.
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Framed with your fingernail clippings.
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Come on, let's bust it open.
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No, no we can't.
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But if it happened to open accidentally
while we're moving the bed.
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That's a good strong box.
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Yes it is.
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I'm really stuck.
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Try looking through some catalogs.
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Boy I wish there was another way
I could phrase this.
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Come on Dharma,
let's break in the new mattress.
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Don't you want to fill out
the warranty card first?
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A brand new bed and a pretty girl,
I couldn't be happier.
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Me too.
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What's the deal with the locked box
under your side of the bed?
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What?
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The box that's under
your side of the bed...
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that isn't mine...
that's locked.
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That's just some old stuff.
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-Well, I put it back under the bed.
-Thanks.
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Jane wanted to open it but I said
no siree that is Greg's box.
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If he wants me to know what's in it,
he'll tell me or show me.
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But... that is up to him.
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You.
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Until then that box remains
undisturbed directly beneath us.
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Actually a little over right about there.
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Does it bother you
that I have a box under the bed?
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No no.
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I'm just a little curious why you feel the
need to keep secrets from me, that's all.
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It's not secret, it's...
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- private.
- I don't see the difference.
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Well if it was secret it would
be something that I was hiding from you.
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So I can see what's inside?
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I'd rather you didn't, it's private.
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Ok.
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You'll tell me if the box was
full of weird creepy stuff though, right?
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What do you mean
by weird creepy stuff?
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I don't know,
other people's fingernails.
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What's creepy about that?
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Hey Ed, I was just coming up to see you.
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I thought we agreed you
wouldn't do that.
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This is kind of an emergency.
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Like yesterday
when you couldn't remember...
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the name of the george segal movie?
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Worse.
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Let me ask you something.
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What do you get a woman who just
had a baby and is feeling kind of fat?
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And don't say pancho...
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because I gave her one
at dinner and it made her really mad.
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That would hide the fat.
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That's what I told her.
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You know I usually get Kitty
a little perfume...
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or a nice outfit if I really have to kiss
some patootie a piece of pricey jewelry.
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- So you just pick something out?
- Oh God no, that would be suicide.
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Kitty does the shopping,
she has it wrapped...
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sent over to the office I take
it home she pretends she's surprised...
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and I pretend I'm not.
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So I should get Kitty to help me shop.
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I would...
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because I'm always happy
with the stuff I get her.
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Right, thanks Ed.
Sure.
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This is the lobby, aren't you coming?
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No, I want to stay here
and listen to the rest of the song.
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Why wouldn't he want to tell me
what's in the box?
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How bad could it be?
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Yeah that's what I thought
until I opened the box this thing came in.
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Well it's the thought that counts.
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What's the thought here?
My old lady is a giant toaster.
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For a small foreign car.
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Oh jeez.
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Ok, I'm sorry honey we were talking
about you and Greg.
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You can't have a good marriage if
you keep secrets from each other right?
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You know honey, I think a few secrets
are okay maybe even healthy.
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You know what really ruins
a relationship?
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Ponchos.
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He was just trying to cheer you up.
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I know, and I'm tired and hormonal...
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and I'm having those typical
new mommy fantasies...
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of killing the daddy in his sleep...
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that's a secret you're keeping from him.
No he knows.
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All right.
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Do you think I should just quit bugging
Greg about what's in the box?
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Yeah I do.
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Okay.
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What do you think's in it?
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Let's start at Neiman's move on Sex...
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to possibly bloomingdale's...
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but then there's always
the risk of running into...
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one of those dreadful one day sales.
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How many cows you figure die
to make these seats?
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I don't know, Larry.
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There's a manual
in the glove compartment.
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I really want to thank you
for helping me out here.
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I mean I thought I hit a home run
with the pancho, but go figure.
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You did the right thing
coming to me, Larry.
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Just between us,
if there was a nobel prize for shopping...
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Kitty montgomery
would know where to buy it.
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Carpet in this car
is the softest thing I ever felt.
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Larry, put your shoes back on.
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Hey.
Hey.
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What you got there?
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Kind of tears you up
that you don't know?
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Not really.
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Good, because I decided I need
a box of my own...
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to keep things that are private to me.
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Private.
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Okay.
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You want a ride to work?
No thanks.
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I have to wait till you leave,
so I can put this somewhere...
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where you won't find it
for three years.
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Dharma...
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Ok, it's q-tips
and some canadian change...
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now tell me what's in yours.
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You know what...
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wait here a minute.
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Here's the box.
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Here's the key.
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I'd like to have a little privacy,
but it's not worth driving you crazy.
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Okay well thanks.
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I'm gonna go now.
Ok, have a good day.
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Bye.
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Oh you evil bastard.
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This is a lovely purse.
Great, let's take it.
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Larry, you can't take
the first thing that you see.
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Kitty...
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I'm not very good at this,
just tell me what I'm looking for.
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Larry, you will know it when you see it,
it will speak to you.
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It will say take me I'm yours.
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Will you hear it too?
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Mrs montgomery,
always a pleasure to see you.
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Charles.
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- You did not buy that here.
- You caught me.
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Charles, this is my...
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Larry.
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And he's looking for a gift for his...
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woman.
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I needed to talk to me.
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I know just what you mean.
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Great, wrap it up.
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- Hey, that wasn't so painful.
- Relax Larry.
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Charles we could use a little champagne,
we're going to browse.
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Certainly.
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Kitty, you're being a real sport here.
Let me buy the champagne.
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- It's free Larry.
- Sure, if you buy the bags.
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Look at this scarf.
It's nice.
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All right, now look at this one.
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Well, this seems a little nicer.
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And you are right.
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It is twice as nice.
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Have you seen anything you like?
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Like, yes.
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Love, no.
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Hurry, you are doing beautifully.
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Charlie,
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stay close with the champagne.
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Bless me father for I have sinned.
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Well, actually I haven't sinned yet...
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unless it's a sin to use a confessional
if you're not catholic.
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I mean don't get me wrong.
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It's not like I've never done anything bad,
I'm a leggy blonde trouble finds me.
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Is there something I can help you with?
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Yes, the reason I am here...
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is because I heard you guys
are really good at keeping secrets.
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Do you have a mustache?
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Do you have anything
to confess my child?
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Ok, here's the deal.
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My husband has this lock box
full of secret stuff...
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which is bugging the HG
double hockey sticks out of me.
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If you know what I mean.
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And he gave me the key and
he said that I can open it if I want to.
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But I'm afraid that if I do that
it'll mean that I don't trust him...
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which is where you come in.
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The box is outside of your little door.
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The keys on top of it,
and if you could just open it...
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and let me know if there's
anything in there...
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that I should worry
about I'd really appreciate it.
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I don't know that's not
the kind of thing we normally do.
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Pretty please, with the saint on top.
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All right.
249
00:12:51,962 --> 00:12:53,027
You know, as long as I'm here...
250
00:12:53,111 --> 00:12:55,491
one time when I was 19 I did something
with a baseball player...
251
00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:57,483
whose name I don't want to mention...
252
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,278
which may have affected
the outcome of the world series.
253
00:13:01,362 --> 00:13:02,838
Which I had money on.
254
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:04,878
Coincidentally.
255
00:13:07,598 --> 00:13:09,038
See anything good yet?
256
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:13,278
- Ok, I am opening up the box.
- Yeah.
257
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:17,398
Ooh like ohh, or ohh like oh?
258
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,918
I remember these.
259
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,838
Remember what?
What do you remember?
260
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:28,198
It's not something you had
to give up to be a priest, is it?
261
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,718
Interesting.
262
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,198
Yep, I knew it.
263
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,278
I knew it was something interesting.
264
00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:36,238
Let me ask you a question.
265
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,918
Do you trust your husband?
266
00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,118
Sure, yes of course.
267
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:42,798
Then forget about the box.
268
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:50,118
So you're saying there's nothing
in there for me to worry about.
269
00:13:50,202 --> 00:13:53,257
I am saying that if you love
and you trust your husband...
270
00:13:53,341 --> 00:13:55,238
you should forget about the box.
271
00:13:59,419 --> 00:14:01,198
I guess you're probably right.
272
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,998
Well thank you father.
273
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,438
Over and out, amen.
274
00:14:10,866 --> 00:14:13,696
Yeah, as long as I got you here...
275
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:18,078
I'm 22, I'm in Cabo,
lots of tequila...
276
00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:19,438
long story short...
277
00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:21,518
I joined the mexican coast guard.
278
00:14:23,204 --> 00:14:25,423
I never report for duty...
279
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:30,278
but every time I'm in mexico I use the
ID card to get into movies for half price.
280
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,998
Where do you think I stand on this,
morally speaking?
281
00:14:34,178 --> 00:14:35,798
You shouldn't do that.
282
00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:40,998
Well, this looks promising.
283
00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:44,438
You have said that
in every store in san francisco.
284
00:14:44,522 --> 00:14:47,068
And once in the Versace parking garage.
285
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,158
I'm sorry, I'm trying,
nothing's speaking to me.
286
00:14:50,574 --> 00:14:53,158
You understand
I did not mean that literally.
287
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:56,358
May I help you?
Probably not, but take your best shot.
288
00:14:56,498 --> 00:14:57,774
I got it, Kitty.
289
00:14:57,991 --> 00:15:00,271
I'm shopping for a gift
for someone special,
290
00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,398
I don't know what it is
but I'll know it when I see it.
291
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:05,598
All right, why don't we take a look
at some bracelets that I think you'll love.
292
00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:06,858
Well I might like them...
293
00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,678
but I can't promise love.
294
00:15:09,753 --> 00:15:11,838
Yes, yes, I heard you.
295
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,598
Excellent.
296
00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:16,838
I lost my buzz somewhere
between neimans, and bloomies.
297
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,385
You know...
298
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:22,358
I'm starting to think
that the perfect gift for Abby...
299
00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:23,958
would be lingerie.
300
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:27,678
It's a shame that didn't occur to
you when we were in a lingerie store.
301
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,118
Hey I was a little distracted.
302
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:31,798
I mean when did they
start putting nipples on mannequins.
303
00:15:32,027 --> 00:15:33,191
Larry, please...
304
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:35,678
just buy something so we can go.
305
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:38,078
Oh these are nice.
306
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:43,798
This is...
307
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,318
hey wait a minute.
308
00:15:48,444 --> 00:15:49,318
False alarm.
309
00:15:49,402 --> 00:15:51,374
What is wrong with that?
Didn't speak to me.
310
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,798
I am speaking to you Larry,
pick something out.
311
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,918
Hang on a sec.
312
00:15:57,002 --> 00:16:00,478
- What have we here?
- It's beautiful, it's perfect buy it.
313
00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:03,008
Come on Kitty, is it?
314
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,398
It's a cheap knockoff of a Cartier.
315
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,278
Thank you.
316
00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:14,180
- Is there a lingerie store nearby?
- No Larry, there is not.
317
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,307
Actually ma'am there is...
318
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,118
La Perla's just two blocks down and...
319
00:16:17,202 --> 00:16:18,873
maurice saint laurent's
just around the corner.
320
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:21,838
Of course there's always
victoria's secret at the mall.
321
00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:24,318
The mall, come on Kitty.
322
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,144
You will burn in hell for this.
323
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:35,343
Hey.
Hey sugar.
324
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,482
Sugar?
325
00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,238
I thought I'd try it, but I didn't like it.
326
00:16:39,554 --> 00:16:41,478
That's okay, sometimes you got
to try these things out.
327
00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:43,438
Listen um...
328
00:16:43,775 --> 00:16:45,718
about the box, I'm sorry.
329
00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:48,358
The more I think about it
I love you and I trust you...
330
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,518
and if you want to have someplace
that's private you're entitled to that.
331
00:16:53,244 --> 00:16:55,278
- So you didn't open the box?
- Nope.
332
00:16:55,439 --> 00:16:57,878
I can honestly say
that I did not open the box.
333
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,321
I mean I considered it...
334
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:04,598
but I figured either a-there's nothing in
it that I would be concerned about...
335
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:06,938
or b-there's something
I would be concerned about...
336
00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:10,038
but I shouldn't be and by not showing
it to me you're really doing me a favor...
337
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:13,511
unless It's c-something I would be
concerned about...
338
00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:15,732
but you're oblivious to the fact
that I'd be concerned about it...
339
00:17:15,816 --> 00:17:17,438
which I guess makes c
a bit of a problem.
340
00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:19,158
But not as big of a problem as d...
341
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:21,219
where you know I'd be upset
You're just screwing with me...
342
00:17:21,303 --> 00:17:24,209
which brings me to e which is
too twisted for me to even say.
343
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,238
But the fact that I can think it means
we've got some real problems here.
344
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,158
Okay sugar.
345
00:17:35,832 --> 00:17:37,078
Hey, have got a minute?
346
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:38,518
What?
347
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,656
Look, I know you feel
a little unappreciated lately...
348
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:43,398
and maybe a little fat...
349
00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:45,478
but I'm not gonna get into that...
350
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,238
because you're not.
351
00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:48,958
You're my beautiful wife...
352
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,398
who has given birth to my beautiful son.
353
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,118
And here...
354
00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:01,278
you like it.
355
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,478
I love it it's just like the one Kitty wears.
356
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,478
I know you always say
how much you love it.
357
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,958
Where did you get it? Hers was
custom-made by a jeweler in paris.
358
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:16,027
Really?
359
00:18:16,112 --> 00:18:17,238
I got this in town.
360
00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:19,838
Was it expensive?
361
00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:22,038
No, the woman practically threw it at me.
362
00:18:23,732 --> 00:18:27,798
I love it, I love it. Thank you.
363
00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:31,998
That's weird.
364
00:18:32,082 --> 00:18:35,318
Why do you put a picture
of Greg in there?
365
00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:36,918
That's not Greg.
366
00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:46,711
Hi honey, how'd you sleep?
367
00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:48,838
Where's the box? It's not under the bed.
368
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,238
It's right there.
369
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:51,678
I slept pretty well myself.
370
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,598
It's empty.
371
00:18:55,682 --> 00:18:56,798
I emptied it.
372
00:18:58,044 --> 00:18:59,838
Did we get a new box?
373
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:02,878
There's no more box Dharma.
374
00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:04,598
Well, what is it now some kind of bag?
375
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,344
I still don't think it's wrong for a person
to want a little private space...
376
00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:11,078
but it was obviously driving you crazy,
and you were starting to...
377
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,276
scare me a little bit so...
378
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,398
I thought we should move on.
379
00:19:16,135 --> 00:19:18,385
So what, you got a locker
at the bus terminal?
380
00:19:18,469 --> 00:19:20,558
I put everything that was in the box away.
381
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,638
What do you mean away? Where away?
382
00:19:22,722 --> 00:19:24,318
Here, in the apartment.
383
00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:29,919
Where in the apartment?
384
00:19:30,005 --> 00:19:32,316
Well depends on the thing
I put things where they belonged.
385
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,897
I mean on tables and on shelves...
386
00:19:34,984 --> 00:19:37,705
and in drawers?
I gotta go, I'm late for work.
387
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,980
Wait a minute I never saw this before.
388
00:19:41,065 --> 00:19:42,158
Was this in the box?
389
00:19:44,002 --> 00:19:45,438
Oh no this was always here.
390
00:19:45,929 --> 00:19:46,814
Bye darling.
391
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:48,198
But it's this kind of thing,
right?
392
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,118
Like little memento thingies.
393
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,318
Oh no, this is mine.
394
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,840
Oh my god, I'm in the box.
395
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:28,931
Nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
396
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:36,100
nermeen_roshdy@yahoo.co.uk
+971561234154
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