All language subtitles for Argoman - 1967 The Fantastic Superman Sergio Grieco Italian superhero-Eurospy

THE PRODUCERS THANK THE FRENCH AND ENGLISH AUTHORITIES FOR THEIR HELP

AND ESPECIALLY THE STAFF OF 'HOVERCRAFT ENGLAND' (ISLE OF WIGHT).

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

The St Edwards Crown. That's just unbelievable.

Surely no ordinary criminal could have done this.

Looks like a hot case

the criminal has not left the slightest trace.

Who is still looking for clues these days? I ask you!

In a century like this

you have to come up with something more than just reading tracks.

Here the investigations are on a different level.

Mr Inspector? The Home Secretary wants to speak to you on the phone.

Can't he call another time?

than at this important moment?

Tell him I'm busy. Or I'm already gone.

Please wait.

Excuse me, inspector. I would answer if I were you.

After all, he is your superior, the minister.

Yes, yes, Sergeant, I know I'm putting my career in jeopardy.

For your peace of mind: you are right.

What should I do?

There,

that's what happens when you haven't learned anything worthwhile.

It is always the same.

Hallo?

How are you, dear minister?

And and.

No, no, nothing to do.

Oh, for the next coronation we'll get a new one.

Anything new, Larsen?

All of London is over the moon.

The newspapers can no longer keep up with the printing.

They make the big cut.

I don't care about the newspapers.

I want to know what's going on at Scotland Yard. And at White Hall.

The cabinet was called to an emergency meeting.

I expected that.

And the police?

Scotland Yard's Chief Inspector Lawrence blocked all arterial roads.

There's a certain Sir Reginald Hoover.

A specialist that the inspector wants to bring into the matter.

A criminologist.

Is that all, Larsen?

As far as I know, Scotland Yard has not yet given its approval.

I can only laugh about that.

The case might be a size too big for him.

Admittedly he is a man of many talents,

but there is no real concern.

Not that I'm scared of that Hoover

but I'm worried about you, my love.

When do you intend to return the Mona Lisa to the Louvre?

Oh, I don't know, I haven't decided yet.

Besides, tourists are just as satisfied with the copy as they are with the original.

Don't you agree?

I'm sorry, Sir Reginald, but I don't understand

risking your life for things you have to hide in the closet.

It's not that hard to understand, Shandra.

After all, I spent most of my youth in the American West,

one acquires a certain taste for danger.

Sometimes I almost wish I didn't have these supernatural powers.

Then everything would be much more adventurous.

She would have died more than 100 times

if you didn't have those powers.

"Mysterious Theft of St Edward's Crown".

Shandra, did you read that?

Secure. And I think it's worth the effort.

You're right.

Put me through to Inspector Lawrence, please.

This seems to be an interesting case again.

Excellent time sir. Exactly 33 minutes and nine seconds.

Not bad.

A normal person would be dead by now.

And if you were smart, you would do some yoga right now.

Prata Yoga, Karma Yoga, Centara Yoga.

No, no, another time.

What I need now is a pretty female.

Please consider the danger involved.

What's supposed to happen?

Whenever I date a woman, you get pessimistic.

Okay, you're absolutely right, I'll lose my superpowers afterwards

for at least six hours, but what does it do?

- Oh well. - Are we in danger?

All over the world your enemies are just waiting

that you lose your supernatural powers.

Yeah I know. To get revenge.

But is that a reason to spend the rest of my life as a hermit?

Love is a wonderful spice in the soup of life

and I like to eat well seasoned.

So who do you suggest?

- Who? I? - Yes.

Sir Reginald, I have no idea.

Margot, the little sorceress from Paris?

Or the mysterious Anada with the oriental tick?

Akiko, the little one with the wonderfully delicate hands?

Or Samantha, the loveliest creature under the sun?

I haven't seen her in ages.

That's really a shame.

Yes, I think Samantha is the one.

Hallo Samantha.

- Oh, it's you darling. - Yes, my darling.

Come and have a drink with me.

But with pleasure, I'll just get dressed quickly.

Good, then I will patiently wait for you.

Oh, and bring me a handful of foam for my martini.

If you want to do me a favor, get me a drink now. Wait!

What is it?

Ein Hovercraft H-18.

it's getting closer

It's about ten miles offshore.

A beautiful woman.

Don't you think you're exaggerating a bit, sir?

For the time being nothing more than a boat can be seen.

That's about to change.

With a little telekinetics, we'll bring them right here.

Come to the beach.

Come to the beach.

Come to the beach.

What shoud that?

Come to the beach.

Come to the beach.

Warm welcome.

Would you please tell me what this comedy is about?

When I saw you, I couldn't resist with the best will in the world

and used some telekinetics. I'm Reginald Hoover.

Telekin?

What is that?

Oh, that's called long-distance movement of an object

through a spiritistic medium without touching this object.

But why all this?

Before I tell you that, it would be good if you could relax a little.

You're a little excited.

I was you, don't try any more of these experiments...

You can warn me later

First of all, I would like to know your name.

Regina.

Regina Sullivan.

I have to admit it's nice here.

Nothing special.

I was just trying to create a little convenience.

Well I guess I should leave you alone now

but remember...

Don't worry about the six hours

keep calm.

How about we go swimming first?

- Why not? - Henry, get everything ready.

Calm down.

The biggest trouble there has always been with his women's stories.

Such nonsense! Who sent that?

Do you think it's time to send me packages?

no But the messenger who brought it said it was urgent.

What is not urgent?

Gradually the newspaper hyenas make me

zipping in and out of here, nervous.

There is nothing new from Argoman and the Crown.

but

This is...

This is the cro...

The Cro...

This is the St. Edwards crown.

Argoman is afraid of me.

He sent them back to me.

Here's another love letter.

"I have the pleasure of returning the St Edward's Crown.

What I want is the Muradoff AIV.

You have six hours to deliver it to me.

Jenabell, Queen of the World."

Jenabell...

Jenabell...

Who is this?

I dunno, Inspector, but that Muradoff AIV, what is it?

Nun, der Muradoff AIV...

Forget you've ever heard that word.

Nobody is allowed to know anything about the Muradoff AIV.

Especially not the journalists out there, get it?

But this Jenabell, or whatever she calls herself, does she know about it?

Right, she knows.

But who informed them?

I need to speak to the Home Secretary immediately.

Notify the journalists that the crown is back.

But not a word about the letter.

Just mention that Argoman probably sent the crown back,

- then nothing. - Yes, good.

Quiet, gentlemen, quiet! Please calm down!

I can inform you that the crown has been found.

Hallo?

Minister, something unbelievable has happened.

The Crowns... The Crowns...

Oh, you know?

Oh, and you got a letter too?

No, I've never heard of a Jenabell.

The only one who might know is this Reginald Hoover.

Of course, he knows them all, these criminals.

Here you go.

I have to say you swim really well.

I can do a few other things too.

And do you accept the challenge?

You haven't told me anything about the game yet.

The rules are simple.

If you hit the red target,

you will receive a small reward from me as a prize.

Wait, I'll show you.

I hope you like the color, Regina.

Do you mean the color of the car or the emeralds?

Both, of course, because both will multiply your beauty.

However, if you should hit the white target...

I understand. Any comment is superfluous.

All right, I agree with your game.

Thanks.

Give it to me. I want to know right away.

Oh, you can leave that here.

You don't need it inside.

Excuse me, sir?

Inspector Lawrence of Scotland Yard would like to see you urgently.

Talk to him. Tell him I'm unavailable at the moment.

I am engrossed in my studies.

Hallo?

No, unfortunately not.

No, no, he's busy, Inspector.

I have to go now. But I'm glad I lost.

I hope we play again.

Eventually you will win too.

At some point in the future?

When losing gets boring.

One last cigarette?

I'll only take them with me.

I already have enough cars.

A guest gift.

Many thanks.

My dear Lawrence, I'm glad to see you.

Don't lie so shamelessly, Sir Reginald.

If I don't need to speak to you urgently,

I certainly wouldn't bother you.

Hello Darling! I flew. Aren't you proud of me?

Yes of course. And how!

I'm sorry, Lawrence, I wasn't expecting your visit.

I have an appointment with the young lady here.

Don't worry, young miss, I only need him for a minute.

Come.

To put it bluntly, Sir Reginald,

this is a state affair.

sorry dear

It's about state secrets, unfortunately you have to make sacrifices.

Satisfied?

Do you know a certain Jenabell?

She calls herself "Queen of the World".

no Who is this?

She had stolen St Edward's crown.

Are you sure you don't know her?

Sorry. Did you arrest her?

Then I would have saved my way. I thought you could help me.

People say they know all the criminals.

Of course, it could be someone using a fake name.

Yes, I've thought of that.

By the way, I let the journalist say

that it was Argoman who stole the crown.

I would be careful if I were you.

Argoman could be easily offended.

I don't care.

You can't expect us to admit

a woman puts pressure on Scotland Yard.

She stole the crown and sent it back

to demonstrate their power.

She even wrote me a perfumed letter, bitch.

Interesting. And what did it say?

nothing

Just that we give her a specific item

to be delivered within six hours.

Otherwise it will bang!

- Within six hours you say? - Yes.

And that was exactly two hours ago.

what does she want

That's the secret, the state secret.

I can't say anything about that.

There's something else.

Look at these photos

made in the Treasury of the Tower.

An automatic camera is installed there.

Yes, of couse.

What you see are the visitors who were present at the hour,

when the crown was stolen.

Look carefully at the pictures and tell me

if anyone looks familiar to you.

I mean anything is possible.

Do you know any of these people?

No no. I thought first of Lady Asher.

A cousin of mine.

She bears a certain resemblance.

If I understand correctly, you cannot help me?

I'm sorry, Inspector, no.

But maybe you can tell me what this Jenabell is looking for.

Criminals give themselves away very often

through their peculiarities, their secret complexes.

I've already said too much. Way too much.

Unfortunately I have to go, otherwise I'll miss my plane to Paris.

- Goodbye, Sir Reginald. - Good Trip.

- Thanks! - Goodbye.

What is this Jenabell looking for?

Oh, you're free at last. Shall we go swimming right now?

We forget that for today.

- Do you want to come to Paris with me? - Yes!

MINISTRY OF TECHNOLOGY AND SCIENCE

Hello inspector.

I'm sorry but I have to ask for your ID as well.

Thanks. You know the regulations.

thank you Excuse me.

May I introduce? Inspector Martini.

Martini?

I've heard the name before.

I've heard yours too. Shall we go in now?

I must insist on the destruction of this Muradoff A4.

Especially now,

because of the possibility of abuse by a gang of criminals.

Professor Kreisky,

do you really suppose I advise my government

to let the greatest discovery of an age be destroyed?

As a scientist I am inclined to support Professor Kreisky.

But in my capacity as security officer

of the American government, I am against destruction.

The existence of a diamond of this dimension is absurd.

In addition, ownership has not yet been clarified.

I submit that it was found in an atomic bomb crater,

for which several powers are responsible.

The crater is on British territory.

But we French took the classification

based on Moos and Berzelius.

Let's forget nationalism.

For me, this is primarily an economic problem.

Think what would happen if the Muradoff fell into the wrong hands.

It would be the end of the diamond market.

In any case, we have to reckon with this

when news of the stone becomes public.

Gentlemen, do you have any idea at all

what tremendous forces are concentrated in this mass of pure carbon?

the light refracting rays,

the gamma current that emanates from it?

- Do you happen to have a coin? - What?

- A small coin. - Does a franc do it?

- Here. - Hold it in your hand.

And come.

In this position please.

So? What is the franc doing?

It's the same as before, no difference.

Are you sure?

The Muradoff A4 reflects every kind of light

and thus destroys the molecular cohesion,

with the result that every material becomes pliable.

The possibilities that arise from this for science

and the industry surrender are outrageous.

Right. And so, gentlemen, may I assure you

as French Interior Minister, that the Muradoff A4 remains in our custody,

protected by our police and by our dear colleagues at Scotland Yard.

Well, I can't decide that myself.

I will therefore with those responsible

consult my government.

But I am sure that nothing stands in the way of this project.

The loss of the diamond would not only hurt the pound,

the franc would also falter.

I bet the secret is in the Ministry of Technology.

It's swarming with cops there.

We will probably come across this Jenabell there as well.

I don't believe in this story at all

but you don't listen to me.

- Ah. - Why are you wasting your energy on this?

Am I wrong,

or do I actually hear something like jealousy?

Don't you know that my powers are inexhaustible for you?

The six hours are almost over.

I'm dying to embark on a new adventure.

After all, I already know that this Reginald is equal to Jenabell.

You won't find them, even with the Geiger counter ring, impossible.

We will see.

Luckily the little one smoked one of my radioactive cigarettes.

- We'll find her. - How smart you are, darling.

Aha!

It's somewhere in that direction, south-southeast.

Look, here it is.

I'm afraid it will be a bit too far to walk.

But the Ministry of Technology is, as far as I know, in the West?

You are really very perceptive.

It's only two stations.

Very easy to find.

You'll see it when you get off. It's a tall building.

Back there. You can't miss it at all.

Let's see where the lady is hiding.

Here.

A school, that would be possible.

No, it can't be.

This is a maternity hospital and a psychiatric hospital.

Museum with the Napoleonic trophies.

Does this city have nothing but museums and clinics?

There you have it again, those tourists!

You have nothing else on your mind but that.

- Isn't that the Grand Palais? - Yes.

The Bank of France. This is the place where we find them.

I believe this is yours. Thanks.

STATE BANK

It's all perfect. We only need your wife's signature.

Do me the favor of sending me the paperwork to the hotel, thanks.

- Good day. - Good day.

What can I do for you madame? We're closing in three minutes.

Can I have a light please?

Please.

If you want to withdraw something else, please fill this out.

Thanks.

Come on in!

The bank is closed. And she doesn't open until tomorrow.

It's correct. But she's in there.

Tell me what the Bank of France has to do with this.

That's exactly what I want to find out.

please sir

It's 18.5 minutes before you regain your supernatural powers.

I would suggest we go to the nearest bistro in the meantime.

Darling, your practical sense is amazing.

Oh, Shandra, you're waiting in the car.

And you come with me

- Come on! - Good.

Hey Larsen, look at that woman.

There's no woman, so stop the nonsense!

Come on, in with you, don't talk nonsense!

Hey, what's he doing here?

Go in the next one on the left.

We need to get off the main road.

Well, your six hours are up, Lawrence.

Well maybe this Jenabell is just a maniac

out for publicity. What do you think if we have a drink?

- Agreed. - Sometimes you just have to wait.

Oh, all the celebrities meet here again.

Sir Reginald, what are you doing around here?

Oh, I'm actually just passing through.

My dear Sir Reginald, I know how much you are anxious to

to hear something new from our friend Jenabell.

You won't believe it, she threw in the towel.

She obviously wanted nothing to do with us.

Wonderful, I'm happy for you.

My experience with these types of people tells me otherwise.

I believe the magic is just beginning.

I regret to tell you

that I don't care about your unsolicited guesses.

I only care about information coming from above.

From above you said?

Then I believe you are being blessed with that.

Mon Dieu, these are French francs!

That... That's...

This is Jenabell, Queen of the World.

As you know, I own over three billion francs.

If you refuse to hand me the Muradoff A4,

I will shower France with banknotes

and thus cause devastating inflation.

- Very witty. - Well, it's easy for you to talk.

It doesn't concern you as an Englishman, but we...

We...

Yes, we must save France from bankruptcy,

we must do what she asks of us. Listen to!

One of your officers will take the number 52 bus at 11:00 sharp

get off at the Place Bourbon stop.

For identification, he is wearing a plaid tweed suit

and wearing a black bowler.

Those claims!

What is this woman really imagining?

Calm down, Lawrence. The minister is absolutely right.

Before you fire a shot, you have to know where the target is.

And it looks like you don't have a target right now.

I just remembered, Sir Reginald,

You talk so much about your relationships and experiences.

How do you use these?

Don't be so quick to decide, Minister.

I don't attach much importance to

become a cartoon in this mission.

She? Oh no, no one in this room could care less

imagine as a caricature than you.

Anyway, I wouldn't object.

Do you allow

Stay where you are.

We drive to the end station.

You have made contact. The agent got on the bus.

Should our men intervene now?

I want to see the man they sent.

What? Of the?

Do you know who this man is? This is Sir Reginald.

You must return to Base 2 immediately.

CAR STOPS

May I ask how long this little city tour will last?

No, no questions.

You will be notified.

stop!

Watch carefully where I put my thumb.

When I press here

I use it to trigger the warhead into a nice bomb.

A minimal movement and 'buff',

the charge blows us right up in the air.

All! Me, you and the nice little kids over there.

Start the motor! drive off!

Straight to the bus.

More quickly! More quickly!

So, my friend, I would say let the passengers disembark first

and then I want to meet this mysterious Jenabell.

- My car! - One moment!

My car!

My beautiful car!

Doesn't that idiot of a bus driver have no eyes in his head?

The bus company is insured.

Yes, sure, I know that. You can argue about that for years.

Get out!

Hurry up, gentlemen.

Get out!

And you?

All right, come with me.

Effective immediately, the elevator will no longer be used. Block all circuits.

Comes!

stop! We are there.

- Jenabell? - Everyone out!

- But... - I said everyone out!

Well, what would you like to be called? Sir Reginald Hoover?

Or Argoman? Or Superman?

In this presentation, neither one nor the other fits.

You also look gorgeous as Jenabell.

Black looks fantastic on you!

What? Does that mean you see through those steel glasses?

It won't do you any good now that you know where my headquarters are.

We will see.

My compliments, very pretty here.

But the bar has to be somewhere.

- What are you drinking? - A martini, please.

Why are we fighting each other?

Because we are disappointed in each other.

I thought you were a domestic guy.

For what you have in mind, a domestic type might be less appealing

as the queen of the world.

do you want to be my husband

Frankly, I wasn't born to be a househusband either.

Imagine I want to kiss you now.

There is nothing wrong with that.

- I have to protest! - Protest as much as you want!

- Good day. - Good day, Minister.

Arms Sir Reginald.

Who knows what agony he must endure.

tell me my queen

why do you think you can rule the world with diamonds?

His fantastic power paves the way to the most unbelievable experiments.

Humanity will lie on its stomach before me, whimpering.

Even more fantastic than my experiments?

Yes. But don't think that you can tease all my secrets out of me.

I'll wait.

Wait till you become my husband.

you want to

no

You still regret that! Because now you will be my slave.

A slave like everyone else.

Don't forget that I can destroy your hiding place in a few minutes.

I need to know every phase of this operation now.

If not then...

It's useless to threaten me

because I make the laws here.

this is my game

I'll get the muradoff in a few hours.

And I warn you!

If you interfere, I will destroy your willpower.

You will hardly succeed.

'Cause I'm stronger than you

Do you really mean?

Look at this!

Not a very pleasant death, being hacked up by a robot.

you are a beast

No, I would say I'm just being careful.

By the way, my zodiac sign is Libra.

I have a strong sense of balance in the human brain.

My hobby is the construction of simple safety precautions.

stop!

When you leave the platform, a spring will make it pop up

and interrupt the photoelectric beam.

This sends an electronic signal to the robot.

And he in turn will destroy your little friend.

Have fun, Superman!

Hover!

Hover!

Hover!

- Samantha, I'm here! - Careful, argomaniac!

He has a magnetic weapon. I will trick him.

There is only one option: you have to shoot his electronic eye.

So what are you doing tonight, darling?

How about we go out to dinner together?

Oh, for you I'm always free.

This is Jenabell's hovercraft.

She gets the diamond. We have to get out of here.

Argoman's escape could upset your plans. What you wanna do?

Nothing.

The Muradoff A4 will make me powerful enough to destroy it.

How and when I like it.

It's all done.

You make it possible for me to do this

what I've dreamed of for years.

Your cosmic light will create all that

which no ruler before me has ever achieved.

Now I have unlimited power over the world.

I will create beings that will obey my commands unconditionally.

Everything ready? Starts animation.

Start the jet compressor.

Solar energy, twelve gamma.

It doesn't work

Solar Energy: 20 Gamma. Beam compression complete.

The degree of maximum elasticity has thus been reached.

fine.

Now let this mindless creature pass me

replace a creature I dominate.

Turn off the A4 laser.

Twist and turn on again.

A4 laser off.

Don't think you can scare me with that masquerade.

It's understandable that you would like to be an argomaniac,

but the mask alone does not do it, Sir Reginald Hoover.

But since you've invaded my privacy,

to bore me with this Jenabell story I can tell you

that the Muradoff affair is definitely closed.

There is nothing more to discuss in this matter.

That's what you say. But unfortunately this Jenabell thinks differently about it.

You can martini that crazy nonsense

or tell Lawrence, but not me.

Why do you officers always have to kick your ass first?

This woman will rule the world in a short time.

- We must act, and quickly. - Of course, you are absolutely right.

We must not waste any time.

I've been waiting for this, Sir Reginald.

I work for Jenabell.

And my first order is to shoot you.

Cursed, cursed...

Argoman!

Arrest this man!

- He killed the minister. - Mon Dieu!

But this time you fell into our trap, Argoman.

That wasn't the minister, that was a robot from Jenabell.

Do you understand now that this woman is going to take over the world?

Arrest this criminal maniac!

Forward men! Don't let him escape!

May I remind you that we are not invited?

I know that

It would have been wiser to attack Jenabell HQ.

It doesn't make much sense if we don't first switch off those

who are subject to their will.

There are some here related to the Muradoff affair.

Samantha, now do as I told you.

Excuse me madame, may I ask for this dance?

Willingly.

May I introduce myself? I'm Reginald Hoover.

- And you? - I am Countess Laroche.

I am glad to meet you.

I couldn't imagine anything nicer

than spending a few hours alone with you.

But that could also be dangerous.

I have to tell you that my husband is terribly jealous.

Her husband? You must introduce me to him.

- I want to meet the lucky guy. - But yes, that's no problem.

Excuse me, may I introduce Sir Reginald Hoover?

- My husband, Ambassador Laroche. - Pleasant.

- This is General Debillier. - I am glad to meet you.

Admiral Durant.

Sir Reginald Hoover. I am glad.

I've heard a lot of stories about you, Mister Hoover.

I can only hope not bad ones, Herr Admiral.

- Not at all. - Thanks, I'll take one.

Merci.

Oh, I hope, gentlemen, you will allow me

for dancing with this charming young lady.

- She really is a feast for the eyes. - Excuse me, please.

Of course.

Yes, I thought so too.

Excuse me, could I have a light, please?

Of course.

- Many Thanks. - No problem.

Where were we?

As I suspected.

The ring reacts exactly as it did with the minister.

Only General Headwood is clean.

For how much longer?

I would say exactly four minutes.

Samantha knows.

I always wonder what admirals do.

Oh, all sorts of things.

As you can see, we are not always on the high seas.

May I rob you of your partner? The ambassador would like to speak to you.

Excuse me a moment.

I think you lead an interesting life.

You are right, very interesting in fact.

But that doesn't preclude me from having a lot of trouble.

Do you want me to tell you the joke about the nun and the garbage truck?

Maybe another time. Excuse me.

Oh, forgive me.

Ah, Sir Reginald.

I'm really terribly sorry, Inspector.

Mister Martini.

Why aren't you on the Riviera and relaxing?

Can you imagine anything more relaxing than an embassy reception?

Oh, that's what you say.

You English people really have a strange sense of humour.

A fuse has probably blown.

Somebody turn on the light!

There was shooting, someone was shooting. This is a hold-up.

Where is my husband?

Where is my husband?

Please help me, my husband has disappeared.

Argomaniac! There he is! Get him!

Arrest him!

You're trapped, Argoman!

He's not coming out here.

Was that a thing!

Sir Reginald, can you tell me what you are doing here?

I'm not sure myself.

I looked around and suddenly there was Argoman.

Of course I tried to catch him, but

it was just as if a hurricane had swept me away.

Back, folks, back.

I believe this is for you.

"Dear Inspector Lawrence, better have a Sir Reginald in hand,

like a dove on the roof. Argomaniac."

I swear to you martini

I will mobilize the whole army to capture him.

could i go now

The whole mess made me pretty nervous.

For me you go where the pepper grows.

Listen, martini, maybe give our friend

a nice police escort with him in case he gets lost.

We should lock him up so that this nonsense can finally be put to rest.

As we have previously reported, the famous Argoman,

said to have supernatural powers, the death of the Minister of the Interior

and three other officials. On the occasion...

I don't understand why you don't just tell them the truth.

He's absolutely right, that would be the simplest solution.

You don't seriously think they'd even take a word from me, do you?

Quite understandable given your lifestyle.

Admiral Durand escaped and kidnapped this Headwood

the chief of the nuclear forces in Europe.

All I can do is stop Jenabell from repurposing it.

All arterial roads and airports are monitored by the police.

Inspector Lawrence won't take his eyes off you.

That wouldn't be so tragic.

I could blow up the roadblocks

But I don't want to involve innocent people.

If you were from the police, what would you say, how does the great Argoman travel?

Well, probably by helicopter

or maybe with a rocket.

Anyway, first class.

Right.

I'm sure you'd never guess that Argoman,

or Sir Reginald, on the train and traveling third class.

- Definitely not. - I do not think so.

Eben.

Argoman is on the Paris-Calais train.

Argoman is on the Paris-Calais train.

Argoman is on the Paris-Calais train.

Well done, admiral. The kidnapping of General Headwood was brilliant work.

I'm very proud of her.

Thank you Jenabell.

But now it's a matter of eliminating Argoman once and for all.

Oh, that's no problem.

One of my men just radioed me

that he is on the Paris-Calais train.

- Does he come here? - He's trying.

But he will never make it.

- Hey, Father, what are you doing here? - I'm just checking things out.

But don't you know that this is forbidden?

But not for a man of God.

Hey, what's going on here?

Please let me through! Calm down, gentlemen!

Do you know what happened?

No, no, I have no idea myself.

Hey young man!

I have the honor to announce that the Chief of Nuclear Forces

in Europe is in our power.

Bring him in!

Forward!

For fate!

Why am I being held captive here? What do you actually want from me?

Nothing special.

I just want you to obey my orders.

And to do that, you'll have to swear an oath of allegiance to me, just like your colleagues.

But...

This can not be true!

It's the truth.

I have a very special task for you, dear General Headwood.

I think it's wiser and safer

to store all the nuclear warheads in the world centrally in my base.

You and your faithful friend Admiral Durand will carry out the plan.

And what if I refuse?

Then I will make you docile by force.

All these presidents, kings, governors obey me unconditionally.

You are insane! Totally insane!

I thought you would understand the futility of resistance.

But you're just as unrepentant as everyone else.

So I have no choice but to turn you into a robot, too.

You are crazy!

Come on, take that man away!

guards

Kill that man! Do what I told you! Come on!

Come on!

Here I am Argoman!

I would rather have had you as a husband than kill you.

Argoman!

Argoman!

She's trying to fool me with her doubles.

But I will find her. She will not escape me.

Argomaniac! You can no longer fool us.

You and Jenabell are one and the same person.

Don't be silly, Jenabell escaped on her plane.

We must do everything we can to stop them.

Now the criminals are already giving us orders.

You've committed several crimes, but that's over now.

Leave him alone! He is our friend!

Without him, I would be a Jenabell robot.

- But that's... - Argoman!

Destroying my headquarters is absolutely pointless.

The Muradoff A4 is in my hand.

And as long as I own the diamond

I am the ruler of the whole solar system.

Follow me! Leave some men on guard!

Argoman, come back!

He is and remains a criminal, you can see for yourself.

I'll have him arrested. Forward, men, after him!

The motorcycle is French state property!

It's Inspector Lawrence. He says it's urgent.

Hi? Hello Lawrence. Nice of you to call.

Glad you're here, Sir Reginald.

Imagine,

St Edward's crown has been stolen again.

Yes, yes, of course I know you didn't steal them.

But I'm just saying, don't you know

where Argoman is at the moment.

Of course he was. Who else should do it?

Oh really sure? They mean,

that it definitely wasn't him?

Yes, of course.

I'm fabulous, sir.

And you would really send them to us? Thanks!

Then I'll just wait.

Very good my dear. It could be embarrassing if you act too quickly.

After all this, your position is at stake.

Yes. Goodbye.

Reggie darling!

Thanks for the heavenly hat.

I think it's a bit over the top for me, isn't it?

You're right darling, far too powerful. I'll get you something else.

So it is good. Now put it with my other trophies. are you doing this

- Naturally. - Come.