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... what detectives found in that trunk
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may have looked like hamburger,
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but it wasn't even from a cow.
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It's a body.
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Everybody knows it's a body.
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Nobody puts loose meat in the trunk.
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Hey, Calvin. We just wanted to
stop in and see how you're feeling.
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Ah, you know, I'm a little sore...
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Oh, are you watching Murder On Trial?
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I love this show.
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I bet you think it's the husband.
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Of course it's the husband.
It's always the husband.
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Nope. It's the deacon.
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I should've known you couldn't
trust no deacon in leather pants.
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- Mm-mm.
- All right.
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Calvin, it's time you take
a break from this TV
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and start to take in
the wonders of nature.
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Might I suggest bird-watching?
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You may not.
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I like my birds dead,
breaded and with a biscuit.
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Which you will not be having.
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You heard what the doctor said.
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You got to cut down on the sodium
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while you're on these meds.
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Oh, yeah, and sodium's in everything.
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You know what? Let me go to the kitchen
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and clear out all the salty snacks.
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- Go, go.
- All right.
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- Go, go.
- Hey.
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Thank you, Dave, but Calvin's got it.
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He's gonna be eating leafy greens,
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while I'm getting my hair done,
and staying off that leg.
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- Right, Calvin?
- Yes, babe.
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- All right.
- Take care, Calvin.
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Yeah. If you need me,
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- I'm just a phone call away.
- Okay.
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All right.
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Calvin, don't forget,
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they're delivering our new towel warmer.
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I know.
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You have to sign for it.
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Yes, you told me.
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Do you have a pen?
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Babe, I'm sure the deliveryman
will have a pen.
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Mm-mm.
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See, that's the kind of assumption
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that will lead me to not
getting my towel warmer.
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- Here's a black and a blue pen.
- Okay.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Coming up after Murder On Trial,
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it's Dead in Wyoming,
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followed by an all-new Stabbed.
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How can there be this much murder?
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I mean, soon enough, there
won't be anybody left alive
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to watch these shows.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Man, I can't believe I'm
doing this stupid Dave idea.
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Oh, look, a brown bird.
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Oh, wow, a black bird.
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Hey, man, what are you doing?
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Either walk or run, pick one.
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Well, hello.
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Who's your new friend, Old Man Beasley?
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Is that the walk of shame I'm seeing?
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Oh, look at you.
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Picking up after your dog.
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Now that's a good neighbor.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on!
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Oh, hell no!
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Don't be throwing your
trash in my trash!
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- Daddy!
- Hell!
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Hey, Pop, you hungry?
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Hey, hey, Malcolm, you know that
empty house across the street?
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Well, last week, somebody moved in.
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Okay.
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Get this, they just had
six bags of groceries
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and three bags of ice delivered.
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I think they're turning into one
of those Airbnb party houses.
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Because of some groceries?
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No. Because they also
got a karaoke machine.
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Oh. Okay. Uh, Pop, you are
sounding like a Karen.
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Karens be right sometimes.
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Look, uh, I'm just saying,
you're gonna be trying to sleep,
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and all you're gonna hear is...
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"Oh, my God, I can't find my shoes."
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On the off chance you are
hallucinating from hunger,
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let's get some food in you, okay?
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- What do you feel like eating?
- Oh, oh, oh, you know what?
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I want that, uh, pulled pork sandwich
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- from the place on Cresthaven.
- Yeah. No.
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Come on.
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I am under strict orders from Mama.
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Healthy and low sodium.
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Well, your mama's not
here right now, all right?
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- Man...
- She's at the salon
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getting her hair done,
so she doesn't have a say.
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But-but just in case,
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stop at that salad place
on the way home.
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You want a salad, too?
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No, I just want the bag.
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Your mama might check the trash.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Here.
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And pay cash for the sandwich.
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Go on, now.
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Yeah.
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Calvin?
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Oh, hey, babe. I didn't
order no sandwich.
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No, I got an alert on my phone
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saying they tried to deliver
my towel warmer,
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but nobody was home.
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No, babe, I've been right
here the whole time.
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Well, I'm gonna request a redelivery.
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Oh, I got to go, the purse guy is here.
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Excuse me.
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How much is that Gucci?
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Tina, don't get that, it's fake!
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Oh, bye.
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Why you got your blinds closed?
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What you trying to hide?
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to figure out
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why this degenerate across the
street has his blinds closed.
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He's probably one of those crazy people
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who thinks he's being watched.
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Exactly.
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Dad, you asked me to
come home right away
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to help you with a computer problem.
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Marty, I need you to find out
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what's going on with that
house across the street.
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That's not a computer problem.
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Son, there's nothing more important
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than shutting down a party house.
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Those things are popping up everywhere.
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Causing parking problems,
noise at all types of hours,
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strangers coming and going,
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and all-night karaoke orgies.
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I won't have that in my neighborhood.
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It's situations like this that
makes me want an HOA,
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except I don't want to pay $45 a month
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to have somebody tell me
I can't have a purple door.
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You don't have a purple door.
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No, but I want the option.
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Come on, Marty. Come on,
you got to help me figure out
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who owns that house across the street,
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see if it's on a rental site.
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You know, hey, check the dark web.
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Daddy, all of that is
on the regular web.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, baby.
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Calvin, the app says
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that the package is out for redelivery.
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Please don't miss it this time!
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Are you in a helicopter?
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I'm under the dryer!
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Tina, it is some crazy stuff
going on in our neighborhood.
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Nefarious.
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It's what?
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Nefarious!
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Who's Darius?
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Why are we talking about Darius?
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I don't know! You brought him up!
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Look, I got to go, baby. Okay.
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Hey, would you grab me some water?
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- I need to take my pills.
- Yeah, I got you.
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Ooh, ooh, that's probably
your mama's package.
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- G-Get the door for me.
- On it.
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- Stay right there!
- Okay.
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Not you. Get the door.
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Don't move.
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Make up your mind!
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Oh, damn it. He's gone.
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You see what you did?
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Actually, I don't.
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Find anything yet, Marty?
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No. I've checked Airbnb, VRBO,
and karaoke-orgies-dot-com,
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which... which does exist,
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but you do not want to go there.
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Well, keep looking, son.
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The truth is out there.
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All we got to do... God, Dave!
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Hey, neighbor.
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Uh, found this in the front door.
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Oh, thanks, Dave.
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Damn delivery driver
thinks he's Usain Bolt.
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So, is there anything
I can help you with?
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Dave, you know what?
I got a question for you.
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How do you feel about
living across the street
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from an Airbnb party house?
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Not good at all!
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We got to nip this thing in the bud.
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For the record, I'm not seeing
a listing for that house.
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Are you on the dark web?
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Yeah, sure.
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Good. Good.
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Good, good.
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Now, Dave, make yourself useful
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and go and get that guy's name.
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O-Okay, well, how do I do that?
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It's a piece of cake.
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Just go through his mailbox.
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Calvin, that's a federal crime.
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Since when?
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Since mail.
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Okay. Well, Dave, I'm not
telling you to commit a crime.
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I'm just saying,
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if you innocently walked
past the mailbox
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and accidentally rammed into it,
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and the mail inadvertently fell out,
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and you mistakenly shuffle through it...
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... and by happenstance
saw the guy's name,
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that's not on you.
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That's on the inquisitive
nature of universe.
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Gemma, if I go down for this,
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wait for me.
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So, what's this guy done, anyway?
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- Oh, uh...
- Oh. Oh!
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Brace yourself, Gemma.
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He's purchased food and
been nothing but quiet.
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Hmm.
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Oh, that's not good.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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Who's always the quiet ones?
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The murderers.
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Murderers?
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Gemma, listen to yourself.
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You've been watching those shows
so long, you're seeing things.
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Thank you.
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Things the rest of us are missing.
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Right?
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Ah.
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That mailbox just hit me.
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Gosh!
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Forget it.
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- Dave!
- Hey.
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You okay, man?
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Yeah, no, I'm great. I was just...
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trying to pay our new neighbor a visit.
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What's his name, again?
I'm so terrible with names.
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Save me the embarrassment. Uh...
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Huey? Dewey? Louie?
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It's on the tip of my tongue.
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It's on the... It's on
the tip of my tongue.
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Well, when someone says that,
you're supposed to give me the name.
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I don't know.
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Hey, have you ever
actually met this guy?
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I'm not answering that
without a lawyer present.
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Okay, look, Randall,
I just need this guy's name.
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I'm trying to save this neighborhood.
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All right, Dave.
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You know I'm not supposed
to let you look at the mail,
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but you are the only person
on this entire route
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that tips me for Christmas.
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- You buy me birthday cards.
- Well...
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And, uh, you were there
for me in my dark times.
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Look at it.
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Thanks, Randall.
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And you know what? Don't worry about it.
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She's gonna come back.
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00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,310
She ain't.
262
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,330
She, uh, she married a
FedEx guy, and, uh...
263
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,100
I can't compete with that.
264
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,330
All right. Here you go, Pop, lunch.
265
00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,980
Aw, that's what I'm talking about.
266
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,260
It's been a full day of solving crimes.
267
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,060
I am starving.
268
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,820
Ooh, did you see the 48 Hours
about the quiet neighbor,
269
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:14,430
but it turned out he fed
his wife to piranhas?
270
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,430
Where'd they get the piranhas?
271
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,230
I think you can just get piranhas.
272
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,960
Calvin!
273
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,570
Uh, Malcolm, there's
bread on this salad.
274
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,070
Really? The fake bag trick?
275
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,200
I was bullied, Mama.
276
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,910
I know, baby, I know.
277
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,583
Look, babe, in my defense,
278
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,380
you're not supposed to be here.
279
00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:40,220
Since when do you get your hair done
280
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,580
in less than eight hours?
281
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,880
Well, it was a slow
gossip week, you know?
282
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,720
Nobody got cheated on, nobody got fat.
283
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,050
Everybody's thriving.
284
00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,896
Okay, I got the guy's name.
285
00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:54,300
I feel so dirty about it.
286
00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:55,890
But also exhilarated.
287
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,510
I don't know how to feel.
288
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,580
Is this a gateway crime?
289
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,910
Am I becoming a career
criminal like my father?
290
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,980
Am I okay with that?
291
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,730
Dave, just... just tell us the name.
292
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,400
His name is Simon Throckmorton.
293
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,150
- I knew it!
- You did?
294
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,400
Well, not that name specifically.
295
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:14,700
I just knew he had a name.
296
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,490
What? Wait a minute,
what is going on here?
297
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,620
Babe, I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it for you.
298
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,950
We got a murderer living
across the street.
299
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,090
What?
300
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:26,722
- All the signs are there.
- Yeah.
301
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,400
- Like what?
- Like, there are no signs,
302
00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,510
which is the biggest sign.
303
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:34,856
Okay, no, no, no. Y'all are tripping.
304
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,210
Y'all been cooped up
watching these murder shows.
305
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:38,940
Y'all are losing your damn minds.
306
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,740
Yeah, I agree, Mama.
307
00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,180
You two watch so much true crime
308
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,950
- you see murder everywhere.
- Ooh!
309
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,573
Calvin, did you see the second
season of Murder Everywhere?
310
00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:47,620
It's self-contained.
311
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:48,799
You don't have to watch season one.
312
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,950
Wait, what... Wait a minute.
313
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,240
You just can't go around accusing people
314
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,860
when they've done nothing wrong.
315
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,110
Actually...
316
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,280
Ooh, ooh, the dark web. What you got?
317
00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:02,470
That name Dave found,
Simon Throckmorton?
318
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,780
It's a weird name,
so I searched it on Facebook,
319
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:06,440
LinkedIn, Instagram.
320
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,263
All of his profiles were
created last Thursday.
321
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,920
The day he moved in.
322
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,600
Yeah. That's not even the weird part.
323
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,510
The weirdest part is
no friends, no posts.
324
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,680
Not even a profile picture.
325
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,310
I knew it.
326
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,430
I knew that guy was suspect.
327
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,480
All right, well, how do we find
out who this guy really is?
328
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,770
The dumpster.
329
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,560
He's been tossing his
crap in my dumpster.
330
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:28,940
Maybe there's something in there
331
00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:30,940
that'll let us know who he really is.
332
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,110
Can you dig through another man's trash?
333
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,220
Hey, once it's in my dumpster,
334
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:36,280
it's my trash.
335
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,050
Okay, I'll go out there and dig around.
336
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,810
- All right.
- All right.
337
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:48,730
Dave, are you really gonna let your wife
338
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,560
dig through a filthy dumpster?
339
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:52,840
Oh, well, I don't know.
You seemed so excited about it.
340
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,340
Dave!
341
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,880
All right. Malcolm, you want to come?
342
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,680
Uh, yeah. Hell no.
343
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,810
Is he putting on hand sanitizer
344
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,520
- before he goes in the dumpster?
- Yeah.
345
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,230
There's Throckmorton.
346
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,910
Boy, he looks familiar.
347
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,500
Maybe because y'all been
staring at him all day.
348
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,700
Oh, my God.
349
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,460
I know where I know him from.
It was on that 48 Hours
350
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:33,000
about the mob murder in Kansas City.
351
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,320
Oh, you know what, I saw that one, too.
352
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:37,880
Throckmorton is actually
353
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:41,340
- Salvatore "Big Sal" Molisani.
- Yes! Yes!
354
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,105
Isn't that name a bit of a stereotype?
355
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:44,700
I didn't name him, Marty.
356
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,740
But that guy is a
button man for the mob.
357
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,060
Mm-hmm.
358
00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:51,379
- What's he doing with that rug?
- Uh-oh.
359
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,230
I don't know, there's something in it.
360
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,260
Oh, snap, you guys might be right.
361
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,900
There's something heavy in there.
362
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,380
Mm-hmm. And it ain't a
standing, oscillating fan,
363
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,900
I can tell you that much.
364
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,280
No. No, that's a corpse.
365
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,673
And he's gonna throw it in my dumpster.
366
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,080
- But Dave's in the dumpster.
- Ooh.
367
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,150
- Hello?
- Dave, you gotta get out of there.
368
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,540
Gemma, I can't right now.
369
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,820
Some maniac threw batteries away.
370
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,590
You know, that's hazardous waste.
371
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,160
Dave, forget the batteries.
372
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:23,550
I won't do it, Gemma.
373
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,810
This is the only planet we've got.
374
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,480
Dave, you are in real danger.
375
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,390
Oh, I know. I also just
touched raw chicken.
376
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,400
Hey! Occupied!
377
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,990
What the hell?
378
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,160
Dave, run!
379
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh!
380
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,420
What are you doing?
381
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,420
What are you doing?
382
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,750
I'm throwing trash in a dumpster.
383
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,990
Why are you in there?
384
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,800
Hey, man, don't try to put this on me.
385
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:02,010
Dave, get in here!
386
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,030
Have a seat.
387
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,680
What the hell?
388
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,640
I'm gonna call 911. Lock the door.
389
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,310
Do not let Molisani in.
390
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,310
- Who's Molisani?
- Big Sal.
391
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,180
- Who's Big Sal?
- Throckmorton.
392
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,160
Somebody tell me what's going on here!
393
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,020
They have all lost their minds,
394
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,420
and my towel warmer is God knows where.
395
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,990
Uh, 911? We're at 1170 Evergreen Drive.
396
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,730
There is a murderer outside.
397
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,400
Oh, and we got white people here.
398
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,070
Scream, Gemma.
399
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,420
See?
400
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,680
They sure come fast when
you say "white folks."
401
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,970
It's not the police,
it's the delivery guy.
402
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,850
- No, no!
- Don't do it, baby. Don't.
403
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:53,890
Finally. Okay. Thank you so much.
404
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,760
All right. I'm gonna
plug this bad boy in
405
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,150
and warm some towels.
406
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,450
Who are you people,
and what are you doing?
407
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,680
Who are we?
408
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,660
We live here. Who the hell are you?
409
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,480
Okay, now, Tina, Tina, back away.
410
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,670
We've called 911, and they know
there's white people here.
411
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,540
Don't try anything.
412
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:18,040
I have pepper spray in
my purse next door!
413
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:22,250
And I have raw chicken literally
all over my hands right now,
414
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,550
so come get some.
415
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,100
I don't know what's going on here,
416
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,010
but you better get
your ass out my house.
417
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,920
Baby, baby, get back.
Big Sal's gonna kill us.
418
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:31,260
- What?
- With this?
419
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,270
I'm having a panic attack.
420
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,610
Why are you calling me Big Sal?
421
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,620
Oh, we saw you on 48 Hours.
422
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,360
We know you're a mob hit man.
423
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:46,120
And we don't say that
about all Italian-Americans.
424
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,490
We know the vast majority
are upstanding citizens.
425
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,570
You idiots! I'm not Salvatore Molisani.
426
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,960
I'm the one who testified against him.
427
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,630
Oh, you're...
428
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,970
Giuseppe Zabarino.
429
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,120
- So you're not a murderer?
- No.
430
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,590
Okay. Well, then, why did
you change your name?
431
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,890
So I don't get killed.
432
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,140
I'm in a program...
433
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:17,150
... that protects...
you know, witnesses.
434
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,650
Oh...
435
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,030
The Witness Protection Program?
436
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,590
We're not supposed to say it, but yes.
437
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,610
I've been setting up so
my family can join me.
438
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,990
So that house is not even a party house?
439
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,300
No. It's a safe house.
440
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,450
Well, it was a safe house.
441
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,240
Ooh, that's our bad.
442
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,900
Now I gotta move my family again.
443
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,460
We all gotta get new fake names.
444
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,670
Oh, my kid, he just learned
to spell Throckmorton.
445
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,760
I mean, it's kinda
spelled like it sounds.
446
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,790
Gosh, I-I feel terrible.
447
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,199
You know, send me your new address.
448
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,360
We'll send you a plant or something.
449
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:02,243
You have no idea how
Witness Protection works.
450
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,373
You know, Gemma, I think
we've learned something.
451
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,870
Stop watching those murder shows
452
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,610
and stay out of people's business?
453
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,810
No.
454
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,220
To always listen to our guts.
455
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,342
We knew there was
something up over there.
456
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,010
Yeah, we just prevented a
known associate of the mob
457
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,420
from moving onto our street.
458
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:28,210
Hey, way to go, partner.
Keeping our neighborhood safe.
459
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,460
Pasadena police. We had a report
460
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,490
of a white woman screaming.
461
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:38,960
Yeah, that-that would be me.
462
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,850
It-it was a false alarm.
463
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,400
I thought I saw a spider.
464
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,650
Blondes.
465
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:52,168
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