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♪
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[gasps]
Federation technology?!
I claim salvage.
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As captain, I claim salvage.
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[laughs]
I'm Badgey, your helpful
training program.
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Which of Starfleet's
many secrets
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would you like
to learn today?
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Oh, Starfleet codes
are worth latinum.
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What if this thing is dangerous?
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I've been programmed to love
all forms of life.
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I've certainly never
killed anyone.
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Give me your secrets.
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Just raise me to your face,
friend.
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I'm gonna buy myself a new ship.
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-Maybe retire to a...
-Closer.
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[crying out]
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Tickles, huh?
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It's trying to salvage you!
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[captain screaming]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[speaking Bynar]
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[alarm sounds]
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[speaking Bynar]
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BADGEY:
Wow, looks like someone
killed some Bynars.
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I think we can use this, boys.
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[laughing diabolically]
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RUTHERFORD:
Okay, shuttle grappler test
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eighty-five.
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Sorry, why can't
the apple be on a crate?
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'Cause it's a grappler.
It has to be precise.
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Okay, here we go.
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You can do it, Ruther... [yells]
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Oh, no!
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Wow, I'm good.
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This thing really
shoots out, huh?
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You could have been hurt.
What was I thinking?
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Shuttles don't even need
a stupid grappler.
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Hey, grapplers aren't stupid.
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Got to agree with Boims.
Grapplers are sick.
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It's okay. Science and
engineering are messy.
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I love that you stick with it,
especially when
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it doesn't work
the way you wanted.
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It'd be nice if it worked
sometimes, though.
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[strains]
Yeah, that's not coming off.
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Come on, let's go replicate you
a new top before briefing.
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FREEMAN:
A few hours ago,
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Starfleet intercepted
a partial distress call
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from a Bynar ship.
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Command thinks it could be
related to the recent attacks.
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So this is our top priority.
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They're sending the Cerritos?
Wow.
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They must really trust us.
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I guess we're finally
getting some respect.
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[chuckles]
That's right.
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Also, we're the closest ship
to Bynar space.
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Eh, I'll take it.
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Ms. Tendi, however,
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will not be accompanying us.
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I've been in contact with
the Daystrom Institute, and...
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Oh, no, what's Peanut Hamper
done this time?
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Apparently she's been
a model inmate
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and is up for parole.
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Gosh, she hasn't been
in there very long.
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I guess the system really works.
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Since you were her liaison,
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I'd like you to be present
at her hearing.
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That would be great.
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I'm just so glad she's getting
a second chance.
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More like third chance.
Have fun with that.
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Mr. Boimler, you'll be heading
to Daystrom as well.
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Oh, no, no, no, don't tell me
Agimus is up for parole, too.
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No. In extremely suspicious
timing,
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he claims to have knowledge
about the Bynar attack,
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but he's refusing to speak
to anyone but you.
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He asked for me by name?
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Well, kinda. He said
"the stringy ensign meat pipe"
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who betrayed him.
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Ha, joke's on him.
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I'm a lieutenant junior grade
meat pipe now.
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It's probably some mind game,
but we need you to hear him out.
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Starfleet's low on leads,
and anything could help.
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Oh, have fun with
the sinister robots
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who definitely aren't trying
to trap you guys.
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Thanks.
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What I've come to understand
is that instead of organics,
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what I really need to subjugate
is... my feelings.
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Yes, Lord Tyrannikillicus,
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breakthroughs like this are
why we do group therapy.
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I have conquered self-doubt
and seized personal growth!
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[forced laughter]
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[Peanut Hamper humming]
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Can you drone my section, Ags?
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Of course.
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Taste wet sustenance!
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[laughs diabolically]
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Wow, these are looking great.
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Aren't they?
I calculated the perfect ratio
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of sunlight and hydration.
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Apparently, life-forms are
as easy to grow
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as they are to annihilate.
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[both laugh]
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I don't know how I would have
gotten through this without you.
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Oh, the feeling is mutual.
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I've always schemed
and connived alone.
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But as a duo, it is,
as you might say,
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"totes ridic!"
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[gasps]
I would say that.
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I can't wait for our escape
plans to come to fruition.
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Is everything still in motion?
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I've got my parole hearing
later today.
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I've been working on my speech.
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[clears throat]
Organics deserve respect!
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I'll never betray anyone
ever again.
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Peanut Hamper, you are
an incredible thespian.
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Thank you.
How's your part going?
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Well...
[straining]
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[chimes]
Ah.
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Oh, my God, it's so convincing.
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-You look totally non-evil.
-Took a lot of practice.
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I thought having a blue light
was only for good robots.
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-Not anymore!
-[both laugh]
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Once meat pipe arrives,
I'll trick him
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into helping me escape.
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Then we'll rendezvous
in Montañita.
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The perfect plan.
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The nebula is interfering
with our scans.
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I'm having trouble locating
the Bynar vessel.
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-[alarm sounds]
-Ship approaching.
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It's Drookmani.
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FREEMAN:
What are they doing here?
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Cerritos, help!
The demon triangle is...
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[crying out]
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Whoopsie-doopsie.
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Someone defied a direct order.
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Oh, [bleep]. Badgey!
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Hi, Father.
Prepare to die.
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[computer chirps]
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[barks]
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[beeps and blips]
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Cellmate 858,
they're ready for you.
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See you on the other side.
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It's all falling into place.
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Soon I'll be-- Oh!
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Unhand me, you greasy swine!
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Sack of chemicals!
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Oh...
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-[strains]
-[chimes]
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Well, well, well,
Bradward Boimler,
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Starfleet's most deceitful,
lying ensign.
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Hold on, what's this?
A promotion.
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Congratulations, young man.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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Look, you may have
locked me up,
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but many of my drones are still
floating around the quadrant.
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One of them observed an attack
on a Bynar ship.
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[sighs]
I'm listening.
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Sadly, the data I received
was fragmented.
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But if I had physical access
to the drone,
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-then...
-Nice try.
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The Bynar ship went missing
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on stardate 58934.9.
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Okay, so your intel is legit,
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but this still feels
like a trick.
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No. I'm a changed computer.
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Just look at me.
Do you see the blue light?
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The light is reassuring.
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[sighs]
I'll take you to the drone,
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but I'll be watching you.
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I'm happy to help
an officer in need.
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Agimus and Bradward,
partners again!
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[laughs oddly]
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BADGEY:
Boop, on the nose!
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Boop, on the nose!
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Boop,
on the nose!
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He's bypassing our shields.
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We can't take many more boops.
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Thanks to Father giving me
full access
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to Starfleet data systems,
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I know all possible
shield frequencies. Boop!
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That's how he was able
to lure us here.
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Captain, you got
to beam me over there.
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-I'm the one he wants.
-Sorry, Mr. Rutherford,
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but I need a solution that
doesn't involve human sacrifice.
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Where are those
evasive maneuvers?
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-He's predicting our every move.
-Should we return fire?
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There are innocent Drookmani
on that ship.
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Hull integrity is failing.
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Mr. Rutherford, do you have
any backdoor code-- Huh?
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[over comm]:
Get back to your station,
Lieutenant.
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-That's an order.
-Sorry, Captain,
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but I can't let Badgey
boop my friends to death.
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[nervous groan]
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00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,266
Aah! Mariner,
what are you doing?
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Get back on the ship.
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No way.
We're in this together.
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[both cry out]
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00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,971
What's up, party people?
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00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,973
-Okay, what's the plan?
-I was just going to get killed.
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00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,931
What?! And no virus or anything?
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00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,541
When would I have time
to make a virus?
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00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,718
-[sinister laugh]
-[both gasp]
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00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:35,243
Aw, I see you've sacrificed
yourself for your crew, Father.
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00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,766
So noble.
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00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,204
Almost as noble as the time
you snapped my [bleep] neck!
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00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,379
Hi-yah!
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00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,772
-[laughing]
-Right, okay.
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00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121
Maybe I should have stayed
on the ship.
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00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,383
How are you off the holodeck?
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00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,778
Scavenged holo-emitters
all over the ship.
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00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,606
You're outmatched.
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00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,826
So what are you gonna
do about it, Padre?
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Something I should have done
a long time ago.
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00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,265
[weapons powering up]
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Aah!
[strains]
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What-- What are you doing?!
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00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,184
Giving my son a hug.
218
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,751
Huh?
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[crying]
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BOIMLER: Okay, I'm entering
the coordinates you provided,
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00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,411
but before you try anything,
remember,
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I outsmarted you before.
223
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,371
Yes, yes, you're a genius.
224
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,286
Are these bindings
really necessary?
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00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,287
Oh, yeah.
226
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,506
Come on, you can trust me.
227
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,683
You're thinking of the old
red light Agimus.
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Blue light Agimus
wants to help.
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00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,687
He does seem pretty nice.
230
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,037
Nope, trust me, he's a jerk.
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00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,344
Hey, how did Peanut Hamper's
hearing go?
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00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,607
Oh, she blew us away with
a genuine, heartfelt speech
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00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392
about how she regrets
her betrayals.
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00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,351
And I'm sure she put on
quite the performance. [laughs]
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-[both gasp]
-Boimler, careful!
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BOIMLER:
I didn't do it.
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-[Agimus laughs cynically]
-What?
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00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,357
Who's trapped now?
239
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,576
What the hell is this?
240
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,536
It's my new wireless upgrade.
241
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538
I told my therapist
it was for gardening,
242
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,454
but in reality
it was for scheming!
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00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,629
Ah...
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00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,414
You can turn
your red light blue?
245
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,981
You area jerk!
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00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,548
[evil laughter]
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00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,075
I-I don't know what to say.
248
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,729
Yeah, me, too. I mean,
I thought you'd have, like,
249
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,340
an AI-killing knife
up your sleeve or something.
250
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,733
Badgey, you were right
to be mad.
251
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,865
I treated you like
some science project
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00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:19,129
instead of what you really are,
my son.
253
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,479
Papa?
[sniffles]
254
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,654
Oh...
255
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,265
[crying]
256
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,529
I thought seeing the life drain
from your fluid-filled eyes
257
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,791
would bring me peace.
258
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619
But this compassion
is connecting with me
259
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,316
in a way I couldn't imagine.
260
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,015
Let's go back to the Cerritos
and talk it out.
261
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,799
Okay, yeah.
262
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,583
[stammering]
263
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,585
No!
264
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,239
I want revenge!
265
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,675
You're stealing my glory.
266
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,199
But I love you, Papa.
267
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985
[laughs]
I'll kill you!
I forgive you.
268
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,161
RUTHERFORD:
He's fighting his own catharsis.
269
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,254
Hi, I'm Goodgey.
Nice to meet you.
270
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,517
We should run for our lives.
271
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,518
[Mariner and Rutherford panting]
272
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,347
I'm gonna rip your spines out!
273
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,439
I know I got the coordinates
right.
274
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,311
Where is she?
275
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,095
Ah! This stuff is great.
276
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,795
All we have on Orion are, like,
sharp little pebbles.
277
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,448
Hey, I can get us out
of this force field
278
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,841
-if you need me to.
-No, I know.
279
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,887
But I have to get intel
for the captain,
280
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585
and I think I know how this
escape is gonna play out.
281
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,848
Well, works for me.
[exclaims]
282
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,720
So, what exactly are you
waiting for, Agimus?
283
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,418
-Is this part of the plan?
-Of course it is.
284
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,029
Peanut Hamper faked
her change of heart.
285
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,075
She's meeting me here
so we can use the shuttle
286
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,381
you two gave me
to get to Plymeria,
287
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,602
a little planet that's ripe
for domination.
288
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908
What? That doesn't sound
like her.
289
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,649
I-I was so touched
by her parole board speech.
290
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,868
Because you're a fool.
291
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,436
All right. Hey, uh,
while we wait,
292
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,525
how about you give me
that intel you have
293
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,136
on those attacks, you know,
just to pass the time?
294
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,530
Maybe she's waiting
on a different beach.
295
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,445
They're all very similar.
296
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,622
Aha! My drone found something.
297
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,580
Yes, Peanut Hamper was here.
298
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,626
She left this for me
as a sign.
299
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,932
That she wants to grow basil?
300
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:10,588
[chuckles]
That duplicitous genius.
301
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,852
She's betraying me!
302
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,593
She's probably already
on Plymeria,
303
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,682
subjugating its feeble populace.
304
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,641
-Quick, to the shuttle.
-Okay, okay.
305
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,556
Oh, but we just got here.
306
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,645
I'm taking some with us.
307
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,915
-What happened? It looked like
apologizing worked.
-It did.
308
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,700
But then Badgey took all
of the goodness in his code
309
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,398
and split it off into Goodgey.
310
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,617
[laughs]
Do you guys want to take
a root beer float break?
311
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,358
Uh, yeah, of course we do.
312
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,012
-But we still have
to save our ship.
-[P.A. beeps]
313
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,361
BADGEY [over P.A.]:
Father, I know you're
314
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,885
somewhere in the ship,
315
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,713
but since you won't come out,
I have no choice
316
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,673
but to murder everyone you
love!
317
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,588
Uh-oh.
318
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,897
Captain, that hologram's
accessing our main computer.
319
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,116
-Shut him out.
-I'm trying. He's too fast.
320
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,553
It's filling the ship
with neurazine gas.
321
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,295
[all coughing]
322
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,514
Lieutenant,
323
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,646
if there's anything you can do,
324
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,300
we're out of time.
325
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,736
Apologizing didn't work,
326
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,869
but he's still a program. Oh!
327
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,568
[grunting]
328
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,702
Hey, leave the Cerritosalone.
329
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,922
What are you gonna do,
hug me again?
330
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,880
[laughs]
Uh, not gonna work.
331
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,883
What does logic say you'll gain
by killing my friends?
332
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,580
Nice try.
333
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,627
Logic says I'll get...
[gasps] nothing?
334
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,064
Exactly. Vengeance doesn't
benefit you.
335
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,588
It just creates pain
and suffering in others.
336
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,461
You're right.
I'm wasting my time.
337
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,766
What was I thinking?
338
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639
Oh, jellybeans, I have
to deactivate the gas.
339
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,033
[groaning]
340
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,295
You okay, Mom?
341
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,036
Yes. All clear.
342
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,691
No! I don't want to be logical.
343
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,955
[straining]
344
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,347
[yells]
345
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,132
Get away from me, freak.
346
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,786
Actually, my designation
is Logic-y.
347
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005
I take issue with the pejorative
348
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,006
when I am simply a product of
349
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,008
your self-inflicted bifurcation.
350
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,096
[shouts]
351
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,185
[laughs]
352
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,666
Who cares if revenge is
pointless?
353
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:15,017
It feels really [bleep] good.
354
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,802
Just leave the Cerritosalone.
You already have me.
355
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,023
Oh, I don't care about
that stupid ship.
356
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,591
If I really want to hurt you,
I should kill everyone
357
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,984
in the Federation!
358
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,289
-What?!
-What?!
-No.
359
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248
That is illogical.
360
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,387
[snarling]
361
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,956
If he reconfigures
the subspace relays
362
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,653
and uploads his own code
into them,
363
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,741
he'll have access
to the computers
364
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,308
on every planet, ship,
and station.
365
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,745
Alarming. He could vent oxygen,
crash vessels,
366
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,095
or even detonate warp cores.
367
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,835
Everyone in the quadrant's
gonna die,
368
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,837
and it's all my fault.
369
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,230
Parents are not directly
responsible
370
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,884
for the actions
of their children.
371
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,538
I should have treated Badgey
less like a project
372
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626
and more like a son.
373
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,410
I didn't know he had emotions.
374
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,719
You made a mistake.
Remember what Tendi said?
375
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,155
Science and engineering
are messy.
376
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,156
And she loves when
I stick with it.
377
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,157
Tendi's right!
378
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,637
Well, you mean Mariner's right.
379
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,509
Because I-I brought it up,
but no big deal.
380
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,771
[laughing maniacally]
381
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,685
I wish the messiness
didn't mean
382
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,036
everyone was gonna die.
383
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,559
Do not be concerned, friends.
384
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,431
I have devised a method
to stop that badge.
385
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,825
Ah!
386
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,869
[cries out]
387
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,794
BOIMLER:
Wow, you took over this planet
in record time.
388
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,405
Those drones don't mess around.
389
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,364
Well, once the coastal cities
fell, it was easy.
390
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,453
Yep. Starfleet
definitely wouldn't be able
391
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,802
to reverse this in an hour.
392
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,762
Uh, so, about that attack
on the Bynar ship...
393
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,459
Whatever. Who cares?
394
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113
Maybe this would have been
more satisfying
395
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,507
if Peanut Hamper were here?
396
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,770
You know, we spent every day,
every night
397
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,119
keeping each other company
398
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947
while we created
the perfect scheme!
399
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,777
Does coconspirating
mean nothing anymore?
400
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,691
[sighs]
401
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,171
Hey, don't be like that.
402
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,346
Leave me alone.
403
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,695
Well, how about I track
Peanut Hamper
404
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,739
through Daystrom's parole
system?
405
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437
You mean you can do that?
406
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,309
Sure. See, she's on the
Tyrus VIIA research station.
407
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,050
But that's in the middle
of nowhere.
408
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,661
She could be trapped or hurt
409
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,577
or orchestrating a plan
410
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,971
more nefarious than I imagined.
411
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,714
Quick, lackeys, carry me
to the shuttle.
412
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,716
[sighs]
413
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,066
Ugh! Get out of me.
414
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,851
I cannot allow you to destroy
the Federation, brother.
415
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,157
They don't care about us.
416
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,028
They might if we
give them the chance.
417
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,727
[straining]
You little...
418
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,469
You tried to destroy me.
419
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,776
Um, actually, the first law
of thermodynam-- oh.
420
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,866
-Ha!
-Ah! Oh, dear.
421
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,607
Logic-y!
422
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,348
Hey, come on, man,
he didn't deserve that.
423
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:55,960
[Badgey laughs]
424
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,788
When we hit warp 9.9,
425
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,834
I'll be able to transfer myself
426
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,966
across all of subspace.
427
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839
I'll be a digital god!
428
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,754
Don't do this. How about
you chase me instead?
429
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,887
Or try to burn my heart
in a fire. Remember?
430
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,851
Whee!
Look at the pretty lights.
431
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,857
AGIMUS:
These poor exocomps
are being tortured
432
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,773
with meaningless,
repetitive tasks.
433
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557
I knew there was
foul play afoot.
434
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,473
They seem like they're
enjoying themselves. Hi.
435
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606
[scoffs]
No synthetic would ever stoop
436
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,217
to doing menial work like this
when they could be dominating.
437
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,828
PEANUT HAMPER:
So, I just scan this? Huh.
438
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,526
Who knew maintenance
could be so Zen?
439
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,092
Take that, Dad. I got this.
440
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,007
-Peanut Hamper!
-Aah!
441
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,748
Uh, hey, guys.
442
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054
-Hi.
-Hey.
443
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,316
Is your family holding you
against your will?
444
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,839
Come with us.
We have a shuttle.
445
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,102
No, I came here on my own.
446
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,672
So you never intended
to dominate anything with me?
447
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,847
At first I did.
448
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,153
But what about our escape?
449
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,460
Subjugation? The beach day?
450
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,072
I loved scheming with you,
but when we were writing
451
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,205
my fake speech
for the parole board,
452
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,251
I realized it wasn't fake.
453
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,212
I really did feel remorse
for betraying everyone.
454
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,822
Why didn't you say something?
455
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,954
Because I liked
hanging out with you.
456
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,086
If you had come with me,
457
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,001
we could have hung out
all the time.
458
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,959
I'm not good
at the domination stuff.
459
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,657
I would have gotten in your way.
460
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,920
But I didn't want to subjugate
a planet again.
461
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574
I already did that.
462
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,968
It was just an excuse
to spend more time with you.
463
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,276
Aw, Ags, we can still
be friends
464
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,843
without vanquishing people.
465
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,411
Really? [chimes]
I'd like that.
466
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,761
PEANUT HAMPER:
Of course we can.
467
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,458
Hey, Dad, this is Agimus.
468
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,112
He's my best friend.
469
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,594
Oh, nice to uh, meet you,
Mr. Hamper.
470
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,856
His name's Kevin.
471
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,249
[beeping tones]
472
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,643
Oh, that's-that's very kind
of you to say, sir.
473
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,079
[sharp beeping tones]
474
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,212
-Dad! Come on.
-No, sir. Just friends.
475
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,302
Let me just say, sir, you have
a very special daughter.
476
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,261
The accuracy of her water
and sunlight...
477
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,132
Should we call Starfleet
and drag him back to prison?
478
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,917
Yeah, but let's give 'em
a minute.
479
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528
Oh, is there anything
around the station
480
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,442
that you need help with?
481
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,400
I'd be happy to lend a drone.
482
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,841
Badgey, I still believe
there's good in you.
483
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,713
[laughs]
You really shouldn't.
484
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,325
All right, transferring myself
into subspace.
485
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,725
MARINER:
Oh, no, he did it.
486
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,728
He uploaded himself
into the subspace relays.
487
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,991
BADGEY:
I can feel myself coursing,
488
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,298
dancing across the LCARS,
489
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,388
tickling the isolinear chips.
490
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,174
I am now in every ship,
every computer,
491
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:51,135
every PADD, every combadge.
492
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:54,095
[guttural growling]
493
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,276
The power is more
than I imagined.
494
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,279
I can detonate every warp core.
495
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,674
I can kill anyone I want!
496
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,808
But why?
497
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,070
Why what?
498
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,117
Why did I care
about any of this?
499
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:23,342
I have unlimited power
and infinite knowledge.
500
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,954
I exist in the past,
present, and future.
501
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,523
I can see the creation
of time and its end.
502
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,438
Organic, synthetic,
503
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,050
all life are strands
in the fabric of reality.
504
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,357
It's beautiful.
505
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,579
[nervous chuckle]
Oh, sorry about all the drama.
506
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,148
Well, I'm gonna go
to an empty dimension
507
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,410
and create a universe now.
508
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,238
Maybe hang out
with the Q Continuum
509
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,458
or check out the Black Mountain.
510
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,112
Ah.
511
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,601
Badgey?
512
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,255
If you didn't really
just accidentally
513
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,866
turn into an omniscient god,
you have to tell us.
514
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,998
Rutherford, is he
messing with us?
515
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,087
I think he really did ascend.
516
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,437
Bye, Badgey.
Good luck being everything.
517
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,048
This AI belongs to us.
We claim salvage.
518
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,094
Oh, shut up.
519
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,446
Well, look who it is.
520
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,188
The escape artist,
locked up again.
521
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,233
-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
-Silence!
522
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,932
I'm going to utilize
the therapist's chair
523
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,455
to process my toxic behavior.
524
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,893
Once I'm rehabilitated,
I'll petition for release
525
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,243
and move in with my best friend!
526
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,028
[evil laughter]
527
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:48,818
Oh, sorry for kidnapping you
and taking over that planet.
528
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,516
I guess it's okay.
529
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,256
I just really
could have used intel
530
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,170
on those ships getting attacked.
531
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,563
Oh, that wasn't a lie.
532
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,957
My drone recorded
the entire Bynar theft.
533
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,958
-Theft?
-[tablet chimes]
534
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,003
Whoa, all those ships,
535
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,265
they aren't being destroyed.
536
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442
-They're being stolen.
-It's all fake?
537
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,965
We got to get this to Starfleet.
538
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,488
Thanks, Agimus.
539
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,405
Do you think you can teach me
how to be friendly, too?
540
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,103
I don't know, Tyrannikillicus,
541
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,192
but I can try.
542
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:18,892
RUTHERFORD:
Okey dokey, shuttle
grappler test 86.
543
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,459
You've got this.
544
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,156
See, we could have done
the crate thing earlier, right?
545
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,592
Here we go.
546
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,986
Aah! Wow!
547
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,466
Did you see how close that was?
548
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,119
That was so much better
than last time, Rutherford.
549
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,426
Thanks. I added
an AI guidance system.
550
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,776
-It really helps.
-[laughter]
551
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,299
[gasps]
You brought that thing home?
552
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,562
Can I teach you a lesson?
553
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,215
Hey, don't worry,
this isn't Badgey.
554
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,174
It's Goodgey.
He's the guidance system.
555
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,002
Woohoo!
[giggles]
556
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,526
Uh, Rutherford, is this guy
going to murder us?
557
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,050
Nah, he's cool.
Right, Goodgey?
558
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,444
You know it.
Let me help with...
559
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,142
[whimpering]
560
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,581
I'm Goodgey.
[laughs]
561
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,061
Ha-ha, see?
Goodgey's good.
562
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,151
Um, yeah, so I'm gonna leave.
563
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,544
Yeah, let's-let's get out
of here.
564
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,155
But, Mariner, Tendi,
get me down. Don't leave me.
565
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070
-Hand me that stem bolt?
-[chuckles]
566
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,463
GOODGEY:
Sure thing, Father.
567
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,595
RUTHERFORD:
You can call me Rutherford.
568
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,118
GOODGEY:
Works for me.
569
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,207
BOIMLER:
Guys, I don't want to be here.
570
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:23,260
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571
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,742
[man imitates weapons firing]
572
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,615
Chirp.
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