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No. Maike just always says, you're different. 7 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,200 Different, huh? 8 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,760 I wish I wouldn't care what he means by "different". 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,560 I wish by "different" he meant a fascinating artist, 10 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,800 not a child with food falling out its mouth. 11 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,560 I once lived in California. 12 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,920 And there "different" is exactly what people are looking for. 13 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:57,280 I find people who once lived in California and tell everybody they have 14 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:58,879 least Californian of all. 15 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:03,639 If there were only people who lived in California 16 00:01:03,719 --> 00:01:07,039 there wouldn't be a California as California is the opposite of this. 17 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,400 Ah, well. 18 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:12,599 What do you do anyway? 19 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:14,840 -Me? -Uh-huh. 20 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,040 What do I actually do is my favourite question. 21 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,120 CALIFORNIA 22 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,480 Shortly afterwards, a whole list of what I've recently done wrong comes to my mind. 23 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,320 You should've gone to the pool. 24 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,560 We took the wrong bus. 25 00:01:47,799 --> 00:01:49,039 You should've called me. 26 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:51,199 Ephraim had the phone. 27 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,120 The children shouldn't have used it. 28 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,720 -Ephraim saw Annetta eat belladonna! -You shouldn't have let her eat it. 29 00:01:57,799 --> 00:02:01,079 -She wanted to know, if they're poisonous. -The forest was closed. 30 00:02:01,159 --> 00:02:03,039 Nothing happened! 31 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,480 I'm a normal and systemically relevant part of the working population. Or so. 32 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,320 I put my heart and soul into looking after these little mites. 33 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:15,079 We're all three. 34 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:17,199 Hey, where has it gone? You dug it out. 35 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,000 Hey! 36 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,120 Why are there bombs here? 37 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,240 No bombs, but mines. 38 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:28,799 They were dropped here once. 39 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:32,119 They were supposed to mush our grandpas and great-grandpas. 40 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:33,959 They were in a war. 41 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:36,999 Why didn't they ask our mediator-dwarf? 42 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,960 Because your mediator-dwarf is some shit made up by some educators. 43 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,679 What did they do? 44 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,840 Well... Once upon a time, there was a painter from Austria. 45 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,160 He had a beard. And this beard looked as if black puke... 46 00:02:55,879 --> 00:02:57,319 ...had frozen below his nose. 47 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:01,359 Our nerves are all pretty shot. 48 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,760 We're utterly exhausted. 49 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:05,359 Jutta has burnout. 50 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,880 LOL. 51 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,480 This would be a good statement: 52 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,600 "Jutta has burnout." 53 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,520 Come on, think of it as a punk song! 54 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,360 Before, people would've said "LOL", but no one says it these days. 55 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:22,719 Not anymore. 56 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,200 What do you think is this? 57 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,760 Jamelio's birthday cake. 58 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,359 -This? -Yes, sure! 59 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:35,679 Essentially, it's still Jamelio's birthday cake. 60 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,559 Only its shape has changed a bit. 61 00:03:37,639 --> 00:03:40,319 Just like people change over the course of life, 62 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,600 but are essentially still made of things like 63 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,480 collagen, elastic fibres, skin... 64 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,520 But why did you steal it from the kindergarten? 65 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:48,519 I didn't steal it. 66 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,360 I just borrowed it. 67 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,359 I see, and why? 68 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:53,679 Because I... 69 00:03:53,759 --> 00:03:56,439 I wanted to take a photo of it and send it to a friend. 70 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:58,639 Well, she is an influencer. 71 00:03:58,719 --> 00:04:01,639 So she's constantly influencing with all that pretty stuff. 72 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,719 I need to show her I'm also influencing. 73 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,440 Hell! Hi! 74 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,280 What was that? 75 00:04:15,159 --> 00:04:17,199 A Senegalese pop song from the '90s. 76 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,759 Very simple, but empowering. 77 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:20,399 Sure. 78 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,080 I don't actually care about this whole influencer shit. 79 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,760 She's influencing. I'm influencing a bit. He, she, it is influencing. 80 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:31,919 Competition isn't an issue for me in life. 81 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,440 After all, they're the competitors and not me. 82 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:36,919 Do you have a cold, Hell? 83 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,920 Nope, why? 84 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,160 Because you're all snuggled-up in your towel. 85 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,480 ...and then I wanted to return it. 86 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,720 Just like you had wanted to borrow and return the donations? 87 00:04:50,639 --> 00:04:51,559 Roughly, yeah. 88 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:56,760 Shall we ask Jamelio whether he believes this to be his cake? 89 00:04:57,639 --> 00:04:58,599 Ok, Jamelio. 90 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,160 Let's see. 91 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,760 What's this? 92 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:15,159 This... 93 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:16,679 is a cloud 94 00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:18,239 made of... sugar. 95 00:05:19,199 --> 00:05:21,999 It's two angels' shit, but not from their bottoms, 96 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:23,599 it's from their eyes. 97 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,720 By eating this cake... 98 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:30,239 ...you'll become really happy. 99 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:32,959 You're fired. 100 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,040 Two children have left the Giraffes Group. 101 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,120 And we agreed that you're not entirely innocent of this. 102 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,240 You agreed on this? 103 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:08,959 Yes. 104 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,000 Like Goebbels? 105 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:15,280 Well, just like Goebbels asked the Nazi pigs to agree on the Total War. 106 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,320 I've only been here two months. 107 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,040 Two months during which we've died a thousand deaths here. 108 00:06:27,879 --> 00:06:29,479 I like you. You know that. 109 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,520 But it was just too much to bear. 110 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,680 The ant thing alone would've been enough. 111 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,680 We do see all the good things you did here. 112 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,040 I found it really beautiful what you did with Madlen. 113 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:53,359 Why do you look at us like you're shit? 114 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:01,079 Why don't you ever talk, although you're already seven? 115 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,920 What are you drawing anyway? 116 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:03,920 A Groner. 117 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,120 Groner, you're a loner! Groner, you're a loner! Groner, you're a loner! 118 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,640 Stop it! 119 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,800 Now piss off please, will you?! 120 00:07:17,879 --> 00:07:21,239 And if I hear another stupid remark from you, tomorrow you'll wake up 121 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:23,039 with cancer. 122 00:07:33,959 --> 00:07:34,959 And you: go on, draw! 123 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,600 Go on! Draw the Groner! 124 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:56,399 What can the Groner do? 125 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,560 Breathing fire and talking. 126 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:00,119 In what language? 127 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,280 I don't know, I'm not a Groner. 128 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:07,279 You know, they say to be seven and not yet at school like me 129 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:08,759 is mental. 130 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,960 Doesn't matter. 131 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,400 A doctor once said to me I'm a maniac. 132 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,760 The next said I had ADD. 133 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:18,159 And my mum said it's post-traumatic syndrome 134 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,440 and that I lie a lot. 135 00:08:19,519 --> 00:08:22,679 And you know, I often feel like 51, even though I'm only 24. 136 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:25,399 And my dad thinks, I'm a law student, but I'm not. 137 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,400 Doesn't matter. 138 00:08:28,199 --> 00:08:31,919 My mother thinks I don't go to Chinese classes because I have diarrhoea. 139 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,240 But in reality I pooped my pants a little bit 140 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,600 so I don't have to go to Chinese. 141 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,159 Maybe we all should poop our pants a little more often. 142 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,160 So you think it was okay? 143 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,160 Absolutely! 144 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:45,959 You know... 145 00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:51,199 You have a long life ahead of you, full of a little bit of poop in your pants. 146 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:36,279 Where are you going? 147 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,320 I... Um... I'm reorienting myself professionally. 148 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,320 And what are you orienting yourself to? 149 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,520 To something that brings in cash. 150 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,640 But you said you'd fuck away the ones who want something from me. 151 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,920 Yeah, I'm sorry Madlen. Now, you have to fuck them away yourself. 152 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,160 Just remember what I told you. 153 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,240 "The enemy is called 'I want you sexy'"? 154 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:13,039 -The other thing. -"When smoking pot, play the right music"? 155 00:10:13,799 --> 00:10:15,119 The other thing. 156 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:19,079 "Fuck the system and create your own"? 157 00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:23,959 -That's it! -That won't work anyway, Helene. 158 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:27,359 You can try at least. 159 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:33,079 Can I have your number? 160 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,080 I'll also give you my mum's number. 161 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,920 Sure. 162 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,640 CELLO-OSKAR 163 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,160 FEMALE VOLLEYBALL TEAM IS LOOKING FOR NEW PLAYERS 164 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,360 Hey-ho! 165 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,520 What about you? 166 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,800 Oh, lots of stress with the start-up. 167 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:44,519 Which one? The mindfulness app? 168 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,040 No, a new one: 169 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:47,839 "Meal the World". 170 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,400 Every time you order a meal via that app, 171 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,640 a bowl for example, 172 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,880 you ensure someone in a less privileged country can have something nice too. 173 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,240 Fresh water for example. 174 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,320 Well, I've got to quickly tell you something. 175 00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:07,639 I know Maike because she was born on the same day. 176 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,080 On 6th July 1997. 177 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:15,839 What a pretty child! 178 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:18,839 Thanks. 179 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,400 As if she knew I'm taking a photo of her. 180 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,680 She is so photogenic! 181 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,640 She might become an actress one day. 182 00:12:34,159 --> 00:12:35,079 I'm Krista. 183 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,840 I'm Vera. 184 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,480 I don't compare myself to Maike. 185 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:47,679 I'm above that. 186 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:49,039 It's not on my mind at all. 187 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,280 It's non-existent there. 188 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,160 Think of the breaststroke kick! 189 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,760 Pull your legs up, flex your feet, turn your feet out and... Zap! 190 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,960 Kick round and straighten in one sweep! 191 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:01,239 Just a bit like a frog. 192 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,319 And you might put your head under water, Hell! 193 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,160 Ok, look: 194 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,320 I'll float on my back 195 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,799 and you'll swim breaststroke next to me, ok? 196 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,320 And now give me an update! 197 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,360 How's your job by the way? How's your love life? 198 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,719 I have something going. 199 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,760 Tell me! 200 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,520 It's just incredible! 201 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,400 He is a musician. 202 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,600 CELLO LESSONS WITH OSKAR 203 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,280 Good evening. 204 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120 I wanted to... 205 00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:52,199 ...learn cello. 206 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,880 It was totally harmonious from the start, 207 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,160 As if we were a melody. 208 00:13:58,279 --> 00:13:59,199 He strikes... 209 00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:01,999 ...a very special chord 210 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:03,799 within me. 211 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,160 And concerning the job, I... 212 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,000 ...I drew the reins. 213 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,999 If this guy doesn't exist, Hell, no problem! 214 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,360 I love your imagination! 215 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:20,920 Hi! 216 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:23,159 I'm the new girl for the cello. 217 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:26,920 Oh? 218 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,560 -Hi, sweetheart! -Yes? 219 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:35,359 This is Oskar, hello? 220 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,279 Oh shit, Jason is waiting! 221 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:03,519 We have a guest, Rishambri Laas, 222 00:15:04,679 --> 00:15:06,919 an Indian director leading a panel discussion. 223 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,280 And we're having a little drinks party tonight. 224 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,640 I'll have to see whether I find the time to come. 225 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,479 Yeah, I'll have a look if I can arrange it. 226 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,920 Yes. 227 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,680 Cheers to your marvelous movie. 228 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,240 Maike has 224,000 followers on Instagram. 229 00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:13,479 Okay, all right: 230 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,240 plus a further 50,000. 231 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,199 There she confidently shows her acne. 232 00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:20,439 Even her acne looks better than my face. 233 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,720 She probably searches for spots with which to demonstrate positivity. 234 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,880 To get more likes. 235 00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:35,439 Yeah, I'm Maike! 236 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,920 And I show you my butt full of acne. 237 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:41,799 Because I'm so positive. 238 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,160 Yeah! Lick my goddamn positive acne! 239 00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:47,599 Because I can! 240 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,320 Cool dance! 241 00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,199 You're Helene, right? 242 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,600 Yeah. So you already know my bad traits. 243 00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:00,599 Bad? No. 244 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,160 Maike just always says, you're different. 245 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,840 I once lived in California. 246 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,880 I find people who once lived in California and tell everybody they have 247 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,480 least Californian of all. 248 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:15,519 If there were only people who once lived in California 249 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:19,319 there wouldn't be a California as California is the opposite of this. 250 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,280 Ah, well. 251 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,480 What do you do anyway? 252 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:26,719 -Me? -Uh-huh. 253 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:32,439 What I've done so far? 254 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,640 To be precise: 255 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,680 I searched stuff online, put it in baskets, didn't buy it. 256 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:41,319 I was drunk, wrote my ex-boyfriend a melodramatic message, deleted it. 257 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,040 I recorded a voice message, deleted it, recorded another, voice trembling. 258 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:48,039 I edited myself into a uni photo so dad thinks I study. 259 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,679 I filmed ducks. I had 169 tabs open on my phone. 260 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:53,959 I watched families eating fries. I stole stuff. And other stuff. 261 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,119 I bought a Kärcher, tiny as a toothbrush, 262 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,080 with which I need 11 hours to clean the bathroom floor. 263 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,560 I joined a gay web forum as Alonso Penis, without a purpose. 264 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,000 I googled where to put the address on a letter. 265 00:18:05,079 --> 00:18:07,519 I donated blood to pay off my Zalando debts. 266 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:10,039 I listened to a song, forgot what it's called, 267 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:12,119 tried to google it with only the melody. 268 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,400 I had chaos, looked up "tidying" on YouTube, watched all videos, 269 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,400 didn't tidy up. 270 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,320 Which countries have you travelled to in the last three years? 271 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,520 Germany. 272 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,600 Um... How many children have you given birth to? 273 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,600 Zero. 274 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,439 Any interdisciplinary art projects? 275 00:18:33,519 --> 00:18:37,039 I accidentally smeared Nutella in my mobile phone the other day. 276 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,880 Yeah. 277 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,760 I have a social start-up. 278 00:18:53,839 --> 00:18:55,199 Oh, wicked. Okay. 279 00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:59,479 We look after international children who are blind, half-blind or have cancer. 280 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,399 Didn't Maike tell you? 281 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,400 Somehow not. 282 00:19:10,319 --> 00:19:13,799 I just wanted to say that I am really happy that you all came. 283 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,759 -Time for me to continue my little jog. -Okay. 284 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:23,320 It was very interesting, things he said about movies... 285 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,159 Maybe someone should start something like Losetagram. 286 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,560 Where people are rewarded 287 00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:33,999 for not being invited to panel discussions led by an Indian director, 288 00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:37,359 for having uncool haircuts, for ordering shirts online or so. 289 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,240 And for all these uncool things you get don't-likes. 290 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,800 And the person with the most don't-likes would be... 291 00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:46,959 ...me! 292 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,519 "I love your fantasy." 293 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,839 Bah! Fucked up! 294 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,880 Hello? 295 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,640 Four or five? 296 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,960 -Pardon? -Just say something. Four or five? 297 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,320 Um... Five. 298 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,320 Fox or wolve? 299 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,760 -Fox. -Fox or love? 300 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,800 Um ... Fox in any case. Fox. 301 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,800 Okay. You're cool. 302 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,079 Uh-huh. 303 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,240 I'm Helene Sternberg, I'm 24 years old and... 304 00:21:01,839 --> 00:21:03,519 I'd like to get to know you. 305 00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:05,319 Okay, do you play an instrument? 306 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,480 Sure, I'm a cellist. 307 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:11,319 Good, then ... Um ... I'll propose a date via WhatsApp, ok? 308 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,120 Yeah, baby! 309 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,880 Huh? 310 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:16,920 Yo! 21731

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