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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:09,197 #Slide, slide Slippity slide # 3 00:03:09,269 --> 00:03:11,533 #I do what I do just to survive # 4 00:03:11,605 --> 00:03:13,698 #Slide, slide Slippity slide # 5 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:16,207 # When you're livin'in the city It's do or die # 6 00:03:16,276 --> 00:03:18,210 - #Roll along # - # That's what you do # 7 00:03:18,278 --> 00:03:20,872 - #Just roll along # - # That's right ## 8 00:03:48,141 --> 00:03:50,541 Hey, welcome back, Max. 9 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:53,511 - Thought you'd get away from us, huh? - Let go of me! 10 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:55,571 Don't tell me this is nothing about lunch money. 11 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:59,278 It's a math problem. If we took all the dough... 12 00:03:59,352 --> 00:04:01,252 from a dork on the floor, would it be enough? 13 00:04:01,321 --> 00:04:04,848 Two dollars and seventy cents? We're gonna be living large on this. 14 00:04:04,925 --> 00:04:07,917 - If you guys want a real score-- - Yeah? 15 00:04:07,994 --> 00:04:11,361 It's the wholesale mart. Fifth and Broadway. 16 00:04:11,431 --> 00:04:14,093 Rolexes, gold chains, who knows what. 17 00:04:14,167 --> 00:04:19,696 Third aisle, locker 882, upstairs. 18 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:23,209 And all you need is... this. 19 00:04:27,948 --> 00:04:30,781 - We'll be in touch. - Later... loser. 20 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:34,377 - Come on, man. Come on, man. - What a wuss! 21 00:04:45,298 --> 00:04:48,290 Another alien abduction, Maxwell? 22 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:53,569 They wanted my optic lobes, but they didn't get a thing. 23 00:04:55,642 --> 00:05:01,080 - The key to the supply closet, Maxwell. - The key? 24 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:03,138 To the supply closet. 25 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:06,674 Oh, I left it in the door, Mrs. Duke. 26 00:05:06,753 --> 00:05:10,245 And you also left us without enough time to hear your little presentation. 27 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:14,123 But I want to hear it anyway, right here after school! 28 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:32,709 I'm home! - Don't tell me. 29 00:05:32,779 --> 00:05:35,714 - You were kidnapped by gypsies and sold to the circus. 30 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:40,219 Hey, can I help it if Mrs. Duke is really a very angry man trapped in a woman's body? 31 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:42,550 Oh, I see. Another homework malfunction. 32 00:05:42,622 --> 00:05:44,988 And, gosh, what a surprise, detention. 33 00:05:45,058 --> 00:05:47,891 But,you know, the only good news is... 34 00:05:47,961 --> 00:05:51,055 you weren't here... 35 00:05:51,131 --> 00:05:53,497 when we were robbed. 36 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:57,229 What kind of maniac would steal the motor to our Hoover? 37 00:05:58,972 --> 00:06:02,408 You were supposed to come home today and help me clean up, remember? 38 00:06:02,475 --> 00:06:05,410 - It's just Travis. - What is that supposed to mean? 39 00:06:05,478 --> 00:06:08,174 You told me, men are like buses. There's always another one. 40 00:06:08,248 --> 00:06:11,684 I never said-- 41 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:14,413 You know that this is the only day that I don't work a double shift... 42 00:06:14,487 --> 00:06:16,978 and I really wanted the house to look nice for Travis. 43 00:06:17,057 --> 00:06:19,582 Mom, it's not like he lives here or anything. 44 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:21,752 Your feet? What is this? 45 00:06:21,828 --> 00:06:25,195 What is this? Huh? What have you got here, dreadlocks? 46 00:06:25,265 --> 00:06:29,099 No, wait, look. It's a tiny, living creature. 47 00:06:29,169 --> 00:06:32,730 - Who put a squirrel in your shorts? - Max... 48 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:37,709 - try and look like this guy. - I hate that picture. 49 00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:40,109 Max, we have to talk. 50 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:44,674 Hey, guys. Oh, hey. We're in here. 51 00:06:47,654 --> 00:06:50,214 Looking good, Max. 52 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:53,054 You're not looking so bad either. 53 00:06:53,126 --> 00:06:56,061 Max,you ever hear of a guy named Buster Keaton? 54 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:59,064 - Isn't he some dead black-and-white guy? - Apparently. 55 00:06:59,132 --> 00:07:03,091 - But he's a very funny dead guy. You tell him?- Tell me what? 56 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,270 Hello? 57 00:07:07,907 --> 00:07:10,671 Max, um... 58 00:07:10,744 --> 00:07:14,976 Travis and I... want to get engaged. 59 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:18,484 I thought he was just coming over for ribs. 60 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:20,712 - We wanted to wait 'til all of the papers were signed. 61 00:07:20,787 --> 00:07:23,847 - ''Papers''? - The divorce papers. 62 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:27,757 There were some things left unsigned by your father. 63 00:07:27,827 --> 00:07:32,287 My father? But I thought you didn't know where he was. 64 00:07:32,365 --> 00:07:34,356 - I didn't. - Listen, Max... 65 00:07:34,434 --> 00:07:38,097 what matters now is you and your mom can move on with your lives. 66 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:42,267 - That's why we want to get engaged. - Wait, what about me? 67 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:44,742 - Why didn't you ask me? - Max-- 68 00:07:44,811 --> 00:07:47,507 What about me? 69 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,548 Max. 70 00:07:55,288 --> 00:07:58,382 Well... now he knows. 71 00:08:04,898 --> 00:08:08,800 Hey, I want to talk to you! 72 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:10,768 Get him! Come on, man! Come on! 73 00:08:10,837 --> 00:08:13,362 Come on! Get over here, man! 74 00:08:13,439 --> 00:08:15,304 - Yeah, go get him! - Watch it! 75 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,366 Hey, come here, you little con artist! 76 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:21,174 There are no gold watches, no gold necklaces! 77 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:24,808 We'll get ya! We got him now! 78 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:28,479 Understand... you're messing with my little brother. 79 00:08:28,555 --> 00:08:30,955 Don't tell me. They couldn't fit the key in the lock? 80 00:08:31,024 --> 00:08:33,219 - There were no lockers. - And your map was crap. 81 00:08:33,293 --> 00:08:35,887 So there's only one place this thing's gonna fit. 82 00:08:35,962 --> 00:08:39,329 And it ain't Mrs. Duke's supply closet. 83 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:42,300 Come on! 84 00:08:42,368 --> 00:08:45,030 Where you going? 85 00:08:45,104 --> 00:08:47,572 Hey, what are you kids doing in there? 86 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,633 Get outta there! 87 00:08:55,248 --> 00:08:57,216 Where'd he go? 88 00:09:24,143 --> 00:09:27,237 Go! - I'm going around! 89 00:09:31,784 --> 00:09:34,116 Go around! Let's go! 90 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:03,911 Let's get him, boys! 91 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:07,111 Oh, no! 92 00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:14,783 I'm dead. I'm dead. 93 00:10:18,998 --> 00:10:21,626 Come on. We got him now. 94 00:10:21,701 --> 00:10:25,467 How do I shut this thing off? 95 00:10:38,384 --> 00:10:40,682 - Hi. - You little turd! 96 00:10:40,753 --> 00:10:43,017 You think you got skills? 97 00:10:43,089 --> 00:10:45,080 Can we just pretend this never happened? 98 00:11:08,948 --> 00:11:11,940 Who... dare to wake me? 99 00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:17,355 Ain't gonna make this a mystery. 100 00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:20,790 Don't wanna do time on your wishes three. 101 00:11:22,395 --> 00:11:25,330 Watch it, boy! You don't want to dis me! 102 00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:27,730 Or I'll dish out my misery. 103 00:11:29,135 --> 00:11:34,072 Now, who's that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z's? 104 00:11:36,609 --> 00:11:38,804 Let's get outta here! Go on! Go, go! 105 00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:41,142 Get out of my way! 106 00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:48,920 If you want to be number one, I'm sorry, boy, that's been done! 107 00:11:48,988 --> 00:11:51,752 But if you got the itches for a sack of riches... 108 00:11:51,824 --> 00:11:54,088 don't matter how avaricious... 109 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,492 I'm the man that could grant your wishes! 110 00:11:57,997 --> 00:12:01,865 Hey, don't turn your butt on me! 111 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:05,529 I'm the man of the ages, straight out of the pages! 112 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:09,701 Hang on! I'm contagious, outrageous, spontaneous! 113 00:12:09,776 --> 00:12:12,074 You can't contain this! 114 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,511 I am Kazaam! 115 00:12:14,747 --> 00:12:18,183 - I'm really happy for you. - Where do you think you're going? 116 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:22,051 Make your three wishes, and I'm out of your face, back in my box and out of this place. 117 00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:24,055 Listen, Mr. Psychopathic Dork in the Basement... 118 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:26,182 I don't think you're ordering anybody! 119 00:12:26,259 --> 00:12:29,558 Do you realize who I am? I'm your genie! 120 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:31,859 In that case, I wish I was as big as you, but not so stupid. 121 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:35,594 That's not a wish! That's an insult! 122 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:40,470 Besides, I don't do those kind of wishes. I do material wishes. 123 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:44,806 See? Things. Stuff. You gotta want something, kid. 124 00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:50,713 Listen, you want to pull the wool over someone's eyes? Go get a sheep, okay? 125 00:12:54,353 --> 00:12:57,220 Listen, it's only 'cause this world really, really gives me tension... 126 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,224 that I'm gonna do something I don't ordinarily do. 127 00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:02,227 I'm going to beg. 128 00:13:02,295 --> 00:13:06,925 - Now, make a wish. Please? Okay. 129 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:10,628 All right, okay. Give me a car. 130 00:13:10,703 --> 00:13:12,671 BlackJaguar-XKE. 131 00:13:12,738 --> 00:13:17,198 Yes! Yes, yes! 132 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:20,575 - Jaguar? Black? - XKE. 133 00:13:20,646 --> 00:13:23,137 Jaguar, black. Better stand back. 134 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:26,845 I am Kazaam! 135 00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:31,980 - Jaguar, black, right? - Yeah. 136 00:13:32,058 --> 00:13:34,083 Okay. Kazaam! 137 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,254 Okay, well, you just stay here. I'm gonna go now. 138 00:13:55,515 --> 00:13:58,951 - Uh-oh. Hey, Kazoo? 139 00:13:59,018 --> 00:14:01,179 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 140 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:03,119 - Kazoo? Oh, Kazoo. 141 00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:05,180 - Say nighty-night. Kazoo. Kazoo. 142 00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:12,797 - Come on, you gotta eat. No, I'm not-- 143 00:14:12,865 --> 00:14:15,698 - Please. Look, it's delicious. - No, I'm really-- Travis, no. 144 00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:18,828 It's very easy. Come on. 145 00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:21,373 Please. Just hold them between your fingers like this. 146 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,874 - Travis, I know-- - Squeezea little. 147 00:14:23,943 --> 00:14:27,674 He's in the house. - Max, honey, is that you? Max? 148 00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:30,716 Hey, hey-- Honey, what happened to your face? 149 00:14:30,783 --> 00:14:33,047 - I'm okay, all right? Who did this to you? 150 00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:35,053 - Max, what happened to your-- - Just leave me alone! 151 00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:38,557 Max. 152 00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:40,558 - I'll handle it. - No, I really think I should. 153 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:42,560 Please. 154 00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,232 Max? 155 00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:52,271 Max, can I come in? 156 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:02,646 Wow. That's really great. You finished it. 157 00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:09,518 Hey, you're not building a neutron bomb over here, are you? 158 00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:13,025 - That could be a little dangerous. - Don't touch that. 159 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,195 You okay? 160 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:23,558 You want to tell me what happened? 161 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:30,304 You don't like me very much, do you? 162 00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:37,514 Listen, Max, I don't intend to take the place of your father. 163 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,984 It's just that I love your mom, and I want to marry her. 164 00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:45,856 I'd like us to be friends. 165 00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:57,133 Anytime you want to talk... I'll be here. 166 00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:00,565 Mom? 167 00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:15,172 ''Tuna. Home at 3:00.'' Sure. 168 00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,600 ''Nicholas Matteo. '' 169 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,587 #I'll make your dreams come true # 170 00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:58,145 # What you want I will do # 171 00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:01,057 #I'll make your dreams come true # 172 00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:03,891 # Gonna make your dreams come true # 173 00:18:03,963 --> 00:18:05,988 - #I'll make your dreams come true # - #Hey # 174 00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:09,899 #Baby,just me and you I'll make your dreams come true # 175 00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,529 - What the-- - #I'll make your dreams # 176 00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:16,097 # Come true ## 177 00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:18,370 What the-- 178 00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:21,379 - Don't you wish you had one of these? - How did you-- 179 00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:25,508 What-- Are you like really lonely or something? 180 00:18:31,824 --> 00:18:35,521 Hey. Hey, hold your camels. 181 00:18:35,594 --> 00:18:38,028 I've been doing this genie stuff for about 5,000 years. 182 00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:40,190 - It's not all it's cracked up to be. - I'm sure. 183 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:42,860 But I'll tell you what. Why don't we start off with something small... 184 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,028 and work our way up to something big? 185 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:47,038 But let's just get it done. 186 00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:50,371 - All right?- Why do I get the feeling you'll never go away? 187 00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:53,037 Wow. You live here? 188 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:55,376 Yeah, I built it myself too. 189 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,882 Hey, kid! We're closed! 190 00:18:57,950 --> 00:19:01,977 What's the matter with you? Can't you read the sign? Beat it! 191 00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:03,988 Beat it! 192 00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:10,893 You want me to turn him into a dog or a cat or something? 193 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:12,897 Your wishes are just so spectacular... 194 00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:14,563 I don't know if I could bear another one right now. 195 00:19:14,564 --> 00:19:16,162 Oh, back there? 196 00:19:16,235 --> 00:19:19,329 Your first wish? That kind of thing could happen to any genie. 197 00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:22,067 - I was just a little bit rusty. - You know... 198 00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:24,575 I bet they really miss you and the nice building with the padded walls. 199 00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,404 Check, check. One. 200 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:33,350 - This is red with check one, two. Check one. 201 00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:38,686 - Hey,Julie, I need some more finishing nails! 202 00:19:38,757 --> 00:19:41,521 Yo,yo,yo. Check one, two. 203 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,528 Bottom, bottom. 204 00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:52,203 Oh, excuse me, sir. I'd like to speak to Mr. Matteo. 205 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:54,205 Who? 206 00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:56,537 Your mother. 207 00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:07,051 I said I wanted the bar stocked before the sound check! 208 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,383 How much? 209 00:20:15,961 --> 00:20:20,227 - Hello. Will you hurry up over there? 210 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,563 - Who am I talking to? Paul Shea, line three. 211 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:26,833 Mr. Shea, Nick Matteo. How you doing? 212 00:20:26,906 --> 00:20:29,204 Hey, you're gonna have to help me out, Mr. Shea. 213 00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:33,678 Look, what I'm saying is you're gonna have... 214 00:20:33,746 --> 00:20:36,180 the best seat in the house set aside especially for you tonight. 215 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,739 We'll take good care of you, Paul. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'll see you tonight. 216 00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:42,309 Cindi, if I wanted pressed turkey, I would have run over myself. 217 00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,720 - Anybody got any gum? - I do. 218 00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:52,328 - Who are you? - I'm... Max. 219 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,392 Theo, you call a messenger? 220 00:20:56,468 --> 00:20:59,995 No, I didn't call anybody. - Psst. 221 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:01,937 Try downstairs, kid. 222 00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:06,341 Hey, hey, I like it! I'm serious! This whole, you know, seen-the-street thing. 223 00:21:06,412 --> 00:21:09,210 Tell me,you booked in or you just come here to scare the hell out of us? 224 00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:17,016 Thank you. 225 00:21:18,657 --> 00:21:22,718 So, tough guy, who was that loser? 226 00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:25,730 That was my father. 227 00:22:14,013 --> 00:22:17,847 Hey-dee, hi-dee-ho. 228 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:21,147 Was that guy really your father? 229 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,654 Acted like he didn't even know you. 230 00:22:25,624 --> 00:22:28,718 Look, he hasn't seen me in a long time. 231 00:22:28,794 --> 00:22:31,058 I was two, okay? 232 00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:33,598 - Where did he go? - Away. 233 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,600 That's a long time away. 234 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:39,104 I mean, it's not two or three thousand years, but that's a long time. 235 00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:41,571 Well, he's back now, all right? 236 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,108 - And things are gonna be different. - Cool. 237 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:46,144 So how come you didn't tell him who you were? 238 00:22:46,211 --> 00:22:48,509 - What do you care? - Who says I did? 239 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,310 - Why don't you just leave me alone? - Is that a wish? 240 00:22:51,383 --> 00:22:53,351 Is that all you care about? 241 00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,580 Look, you little fart... 242 00:22:55,654 --> 00:22:57,781 you called me into this mess of a world. 243 00:22:57,856 --> 00:23:01,314 - I didn't call anybody. - You popped the box, so make a wish! 244 00:23:01,393 --> 00:23:03,520 Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! 245 00:23:03,595 --> 00:23:06,029 I don't care what you do. I gotta obey the rules. 246 00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:08,032 I can't show my magic to anybody but you... 247 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:11,866 and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. 248 00:23:11,937 --> 00:23:14,201 Now, deal with it! 249 00:23:15,274 --> 00:23:17,572 - Deal with this! - Hey! 250 00:23:21,947 --> 00:23:24,745 My turn. 251 00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:27,445 Whoa! Whoa! 252 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:36,052 What I gotta do, kid? 253 00:23:36,128 --> 00:23:38,187 Let's go! You're on my turf now! 254 00:23:38,263 --> 00:23:40,788 You'll be sorry! 255 00:23:44,803 --> 00:23:47,237 Come back here! 256 00:23:51,243 --> 00:23:52,540 Oh, Max. 257 00:23:52,611 --> 00:23:54,670 - Oh, no! - Remember me? Make your three wishes. 258 00:23:54,747 --> 00:23:59,184 I wish you'd go away! Leave me alone! 259 00:23:59,251 --> 00:24:02,243 - I'm gonna kick your butt! - Dream on, loser! 260 00:24:02,321 --> 00:24:04,551 No way I'm losing this race, buddy. 261 00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:22,671 Kazaam! 262 00:24:25,043 --> 00:24:28,774 I'm back! Take a break, kid. You're gonna need it for this. 263 00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:31,281 Whoo! Don't get all hysterical. 264 00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:33,784 Say thank you for your miracle. 265 00:24:33,852 --> 00:24:37,720 - You are a genie! - What's the matter? Your tongue is broken? 266 00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:40,418 At a time like this, you should be stokin'. 267 00:24:40,492 --> 00:24:43,552 You know the rules, now comply. 268 00:24:43,629 --> 00:24:48,726 Kazaam, he got unlimited supply! 269 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:53,297 You'll give me anything? 270 00:25:04,817 --> 00:25:08,309 Come on, boy, you're not gonna die. 271 00:25:08,387 --> 00:25:11,618 Open your eyes. Don't ask why. 272 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:13,817 Just give it a try. 273 00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:17,691 Then, then, I wish I had junk food... 274 00:25:17,763 --> 00:25:22,325 - from here to the sky. - Why not? Higher than high. 275 00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:25,859 Then you got junk food from here to the sky! 276 00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:29,339 I am Kazaam! 277 00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:38,374 That's it? A happy meal? 278 00:25:47,392 --> 00:25:50,020 Oh, great. 279 00:26:26,431 --> 00:26:28,695 I'm outta here! 280 00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:39,509 Look out! 281 00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:04,502 Ow. 282 00:27:06,905 --> 00:27:09,806 So... where's the hot chocolate? 283 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:15,840 Two more. Make this a night you'll never forget. 284 00:27:15,914 --> 00:27:18,246 Wait a second. 285 00:27:18,317 --> 00:27:21,377 You're not telling me that was a wish? 286 00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:23,153 Like the main man did with the loaves and the fish. 287 00:27:23,154 --> 00:27:24,854 No, no, no. And stop rhyming! 288 00:27:28,593 --> 00:27:30,959 I wish-- 289 00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:34,562 I just wish my mom and dad would fall back in love. 290 00:27:34,633 --> 00:27:37,830 Love? Kid, I told you, Kazaam don't do ethereal. 291 00:27:37,903 --> 00:27:42,033 - ''Ethereal''?- Yeah. Love, hope, talking to God, raising the dead. 292 00:27:42,107 --> 00:27:46,373 Ethereal. But I am Mr. Material, and my stuff ain't too shabby. 293 00:27:46,445 --> 00:27:49,505 Three-story mansion, a sack of gold, a whole land of milk and honey... 294 00:27:49,581 --> 00:27:51,708 if that's still in. 295 00:27:51,783 --> 00:27:54,013 How long do I have to come up with the wishes? 296 00:27:55,454 --> 00:27:57,888 Now would be highly advisable. 297 00:27:57,956 --> 00:28:00,823 - Come on, let's go. - But I can wait, can't I? 298 00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:06,660 So... until I make those last two wishes... 299 00:28:06,732 --> 00:28:10,964 I own you, don't I? 300 00:28:11,036 --> 00:28:13,334 Technically. 301 00:28:15,907 --> 00:28:18,774 Welcome to my life. And here's a tip: 302 00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:22,774 Lose the pointy shoes. 303 00:28:26,385 --> 00:28:28,148 - I'm hungry. - I'm not. 304 00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:31,018 - It's lunchtime. - Not according to my watch. 305 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,490 Hey, my Fossil watch! 306 00:28:37,562 --> 00:28:39,530 How did that happen? 307 00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:55,379 Huh? 308 00:28:55,447 --> 00:28:57,506 What? Ew! 309 00:28:57,582 --> 00:29:00,380 Look, Godzilla, I wish you'd just-- 310 00:29:00,452 --> 00:29:03,319 - Wish I'd just what? Is that a wish? 311 00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:06,084 Let me make this perfectly clear. Next time you do that... 312 00:29:06,158 --> 00:29:09,889 I'm donating your brain to science, okay? 313 00:29:09,961 --> 00:29:12,259 Look, all you gotta do... 314 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:15,561 is make your last two wishes... 315 00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:18,364 Mr. Mohammed Ali... 316 00:29:18,437 --> 00:29:22,271 - and I'm outta here. - Sure. 317 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:25,434 All right! All right, that's it! Let's go! 318 00:29:25,510 --> 00:29:28,843 Come on! Let's go right now! Come on! 319 00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:30,245 Your whole way of thinking really gives me tension, kid. 320 00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:35,518 The name isn't ''kid.'' It's Max. 321 00:29:35,587 --> 00:29:38,181 And another thing: you're gonna do whatever I want. 322 00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:42,625 And then, only then, will I make my wish. Do you understand? 323 00:29:43,862 --> 00:29:45,853 Good. 324 00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:02,542 - This whole ''I-gotta-get- the-guts-to-talk-to-dad''... 325 00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:05,913 - isn't gonna take years, is it? - Bite me. 326 00:30:05,984 --> 00:30:08,043 I'm really serious about this getting something to eat. 327 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,714 It feels like I'm getting shorter. 328 00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:12,882 Stay here and try not to hurt yourself!. 329 00:30:16,161 --> 00:30:18,391 - Now this puts the boom in box. 330 00:30:18,463 --> 00:30:20,397 - B.J.! Hey, B.J.! Line two! 331 00:30:20,465 --> 00:30:22,399 All right. 332 00:30:50,162 --> 00:30:52,528 This isn't a toy store. 333 00:30:52,597 --> 00:30:55,532 Unless... you want to play... 334 00:30:59,037 --> 00:31:03,633 - my game. - Impressive. 335 00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:11,207 - Ladies and gentlemen, Da Brat! 336 00:31:14,953 --> 00:31:16,887 How are you? What's up? 337 00:31:16,955 --> 00:31:19,822 We're gonna make the hottest live recording anyone's ever heard! 338 00:31:19,891 --> 00:31:21,307 Yeah! How you doin'? 339 00:31:21,308 --> 00:31:22,724 Spanky, come over here. I want you to meet someone. 340 00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,728 - I want you to meet my bodyguard, Spanky. - Yeah, yeah. Bodyguard? 341 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:26,263 What's up? He kind of small, don't you think? 342 00:31:26,264 --> 00:31:27,731 I don't need much protection. 343 00:31:27,799 --> 00:31:29,767 - We'll see - Mr. Matteo? About that. - Get off me! 344 00:31:29,834 --> 00:31:34,328 Mr. Matteo, I found this kid wandering around backstage. 345 00:31:34,406 --> 00:31:37,375 You? What are you doing here? What's your name? 346 00:31:37,442 --> 00:31:39,535 Max. 347 00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:44,207 - Who let this kid in here? What's this, an amusement park? 348 00:31:44,282 --> 00:31:47,683 Well, Mack, the tour is over. 349 00:31:47,752 --> 00:31:50,016 It's not Mack. It's Max. 350 00:31:50,088 --> 00:31:52,079 Maxwell. 351 00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:54,853 - Okay, Maxwell. - Connor. 352 00:31:59,164 --> 00:32:01,792 Maxwell Connor. 353 00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:13,411 You're my son. 354 00:32:18,483 --> 00:32:22,078 Hey, everybody, quiet down, quiet down! Check this out! 355 00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:24,553 - This is my boy, Maxwell Matteo. 356 00:32:24,623 --> 00:32:27,183 - I want you to meet everybody. This is Cindi.- Hi, Max. 357 00:32:27,259 --> 00:32:29,727 - And this is Frankie over here. - Hey. 358 00:32:29,794 --> 00:32:32,763 And that's Theo over there. And you know who this is. 359 00:32:32,831 --> 00:32:35,356 - What's up, little Max? - Come over here. 360 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:38,891 And this amazing wonder is Asia Moon. Son of a gun. 361 00:32:38,970 --> 00:32:41,564 I can't believe it! Look how big you got! This is my son. 362 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,733 - Champagne? - What, are you stupid? He's a kid. 363 00:32:43,808 --> 00:32:46,242 Get that outta here. Hey, don't we have some pizza comin'? 364 00:32:46,311 --> 00:32:49,246 You like pizza, kid? Come over here. I want you to check something out. 365 00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:52,579 You like music? Come here. Sit down, sit down. Listen to this. 366 00:32:56,955 --> 00:32:59,685 So what do you think? Is this place smokin' or what? 367 00:32:59,758 --> 00:33:01,726 - How old are you? - Twelve. 368 00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:04,557 Where the hell's the pizza? 369 00:33:04,629 --> 00:33:07,359 Three large, two medium. Pizza 'Zaam's here to bust the tedium. 370 00:33:15,874 --> 00:33:19,435 You know him? 371 00:33:19,511 --> 00:33:23,743 - What? - Maybe a football or a basketball? 372 00:33:23,815 --> 00:33:24,844 I don't think rewarding him is a very good idea right now. 373 00:33:24,845 --> 00:33:25,874 It's not to reward him. 374 00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:27,884 - Hi, guys. - It's to straighten him out. 375 00:33:27,952 --> 00:33:31,046 Where have you been, hmm? Not at school. You are grounded! 376 00:33:31,122 --> 00:33:33,056 - I've really had it this time, Max. - Hold it, hold it. 377 00:33:33,124 --> 00:33:35,058 - Two days you have not been-- - Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Alice. 378 00:33:35,126 --> 00:33:37,458 - What? - Why don't we sit down and talk? 379 00:33:37,529 --> 00:33:39,724 - Because I am not finished. - I'm a little busy. 380 00:33:39,798 --> 00:33:42,266 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. One second, Mr. Connor. 381 00:33:42,334 --> 00:33:44,734 You know, we are going to start changing the way things work around here. 382 00:33:44,803 --> 00:33:49,172 From now on, you're gonna come home from school, and you're gonna start doing chores. 383 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,765 - ''Chores''? - Yes, chores. 384 00:33:51,843 --> 00:33:54,403 What do you mean, chores? Milk the cows, feed chickens? I don't get it. 385 00:33:54,479 --> 00:33:56,413 - Max, this is exactly the thing... - All right, all right. 386 00:33:56,481 --> 00:33:58,915 - That is really putting me over the edge. - Wait a minute. Forget chores. 387 00:33:58,983 --> 00:34:02,783 Forget chores. What we mean is, we want to help you. 388 00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:06,847 We're gonna get you a tutor, and I'd like to start picking you up after school. 389 00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:09,189 He's not picking me up after school. I don't have to listen to you, all right? 390 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:11,854 You're not my father. You will never be my father! 391 00:34:11,930 --> 00:34:14,125 - You watch your mouth. - Watch yours! You lied to me! 392 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:18,192 You told me my father wasn't here, but he is! I've seen him! 393 00:34:20,839 --> 00:34:23,205 Max. 394 00:34:23,274 --> 00:34:25,504 Please. Wait. 395 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:34,010 You're right. 396 00:34:34,085 --> 00:34:36,610 I did lie. 397 00:34:36,688 --> 00:34:41,716 Your father showed up a couple of months ago and... 398 00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:44,023 I didn't know what to do. 399 00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:47,189 Why did he leave? 400 00:34:51,302 --> 00:34:55,363 Sometimes things just don't turn out the way you plan. 401 00:34:57,442 --> 00:35:01,139 I know that I'm not the best mother in the world, Max... 402 00:35:01,212 --> 00:35:04,978 but I want you to have a real father... 403 00:35:05,049 --> 00:35:09,349 one who's around, who you can count on. 404 00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:12,390 - Do you understand that? - No. 405 00:35:27,105 --> 00:35:31,041 So, tough guy... 406 00:35:31,109 --> 00:35:34,374 - what's ''grounded''? - Something I'm not! 407 00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:37,381 My dad says it's the blood that counts. 408 00:35:37,449 --> 00:35:39,508 I'll get a job! I'll show them! 409 00:35:39,584 --> 00:35:43,782 Maybe I'll even be a personal assistant! I'll show them all! 410 00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:47,416 Once I know the business and stuff, I can even have a band myself. 411 00:35:47,492 --> 00:35:50,723 - My dad will manage us. - Pretty big dreams, kid. 412 00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:54,458 What do you know? You live in a box! 413 00:35:54,532 --> 00:35:58,969 Boom box, that is. So what? 414 00:35:59,037 --> 00:36:02,996 Every once in awhile, someone drags me out. 415 00:36:03,074 --> 00:36:05,099 And I do see things. 416 00:36:05,176 --> 00:36:09,510 Like a whole bunch of silly people, counting on a whole bunch of silly wishes. 417 00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:14,075 Let me be the first to tell you, the future don't always follow the plan. 418 00:36:14,152 --> 00:36:17,144 Because the plan sucks big time! 419 00:36:17,222 --> 00:36:20,020 See, I'm making my future here, Kaz... 420 00:36:20,091 --> 00:36:24,551 and the next step is two all-access passes to tonight's concert. 421 00:36:40,812 --> 00:36:44,441 # Ooh party people, Come on make some noise # 422 00:36:44,516 --> 00:36:47,485 #And if you come to jam, baby Throw up your hands # 423 00:36:47,552 --> 00:36:50,077 # I'm lookin' at 'em, sister All Bill, Bobs and Janes # 424 00:36:50,154 --> 00:36:52,554 # That's all I see # 425 00:36:52,624 --> 00:36:56,185 #There's nothing Nothing there for me # 426 00:36:57,962 --> 00:37:00,055 Don't say I didn't warn you, boys. 427 00:37:00,131 --> 00:37:02,156 I think I'm gonna wait outside, Max. 428 00:37:02,233 --> 00:37:04,326 No way, man. This is cool! 429 00:37:04,402 --> 00:37:06,836 Rocky, Bullwinkle, shall we? 430 00:37:06,905 --> 00:37:09,465 Come on, Rocky. 431 00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:13,773 # That's all I see There's nothing Nothing there for me # 432 00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:17,281 # Come on, do your thing If you want it, Mr. Granite # 433 00:37:17,348 --> 00:37:20,283 #A lady on the side Get up, get up If you can stand # 434 00:37:26,424 --> 00:37:30,952 # Ooh Who's the cutie over there From another planet # 435 00:37:31,029 --> 00:37:35,523 # Don't just stare Come over here and let me see you jiggy,jiggy jam it # 436 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,730 Buddy, it's like trying to hide a tanker behind a sailboat. 437 00:37:39,804 --> 00:37:43,501 - What if they don't like me? - They already don't like you. 438 00:37:43,575 --> 00:37:45,873 The question is, what are you gonna do about it? 439 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,474 Get set for my tete-a-tete-tete. 440 00:37:51,549 --> 00:37:54,746 #Ha-ha,you see what I got So let me see what you could get # 441 00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:56,878 #The things I seen Would make you sweat # 442 00:37:56,955 --> 00:38:00,391 #Kings and fools They're all fish in my net # 443 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,585 - # 'Cause I am Kazaam # - # Ooh, man # 444 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:05,652 #I'm more than I seem You all are lookin' at your dream # 445 00:38:05,730 --> 00:38:08,824 # In your coffee, I'm the cream One wish, I get extreme # 446 00:38:17,775 --> 00:38:19,834 Oh, Mr. Malik. 447 00:38:19,911 --> 00:38:23,005 Your club-- What a place. 448 00:38:23,081 --> 00:38:26,847 - I knew it was gonna be hot. - I always deliver... 449 00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:31,784 more than I promise. 450 00:38:31,856 --> 00:38:36,850 Oh! So do I. 451 00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:40,261 I've got lots of clients-- 452 00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:48,463 #As Romeo said beforeJuliet # 453 00:38:48,539 --> 00:38:51,030 # Grab four of your friends We'll have a sextet # 454 00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,270 # Hmm, I don't know He's kind of making me sweat # 455 00:38:53,344 --> 00:38:56,074 # I got your sweat But can this man slam it # 456 00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:58,615 - #And if your girls are hungry # - # Uh-huh, and # 457 00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:01,413 # Let's green egg and ham it # 458 00:39:10,728 --> 00:39:13,219 I'm looking for Mr. Matteo. 459 00:39:18,302 --> 00:39:20,566 All right. 460 00:39:39,757 --> 00:39:41,691 You took this job, no questions asked! 461 00:39:41,759 --> 00:39:45,320 No, I was hired to record a live performance, not bootleg a legit album! 462 00:39:45,396 --> 00:39:48,024 - I quit! - Get over here! 463 00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:50,499 The last one of these tapes was worth a million dollars to Malik. 464 00:39:50,568 --> 00:39:52,968 - 'Cause piracy's a felony, Nick. I don't want to be involved. - Oh, r-- 465 00:39:53,037 --> 00:39:55,505 What are you doing here? Get outta here! Let me paint a picture for you, Ed. 466 00:39:55,573 --> 00:39:57,200 - Fine. Go ahead - You are involved! 467 00:39:57,275 --> 00:39:58,799 - No, I'm not involved. - I said get out of here! 468 00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:00,673 I quit, Nick! - Dad-- 469 00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:02,144 It's not my problem anymore! 470 00:40:02,145 --> 00:40:03,543 I got 50,000 blanks coming in our little loading dock! 471 00:40:03,614 --> 00:40:05,775 - You better have that tape ready by 3:00! - Dad! 472 00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:07,283 - Forget about it, Nick. - I told you to get out of here! 473 00:40:07,351 --> 00:40:10,013 - I'm tellin' ya, I'm outta here! - Shut up! 474 00:40:11,622 --> 00:40:14,887 You stay there. 475 00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:17,757 What the hell are you doing here? Are you looking for trouble? 476 00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:19,279 Dad, I thought it was just gonna be you and I. 477 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,730 There is no ''you and I.'' 478 00:40:20,798 --> 00:40:24,564 - Dad. - Get out and stay out! 479 00:40:24,635 --> 00:40:27,229 But, Dad, you don't understand. 480 00:40:42,153 --> 00:40:44,246 I told you Spinderella would pack the house. 481 00:40:44,322 --> 00:40:48,588 You mean you've done your job. Good boy. 482 00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:54,063 But what I am really interested in is this man. 483 00:40:54,132 --> 00:40:57,397 - I don't know who he is. Just some guy. 484 00:40:57,468 --> 00:41:01,097 You gotta watch for these things, Nick. 485 00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:05,040 You gotta keep your eyes open for new talent. 486 00:41:05,109 --> 00:41:08,567 You gotta look for the sparkle. 487 00:41:14,619 --> 00:41:18,316 Nick tells me what a good man you are. 488 00:41:21,793 --> 00:41:24,227 I'm counting on it. 489 00:41:32,703 --> 00:41:34,637 Hey, what are you doing here? 490 00:41:34,705 --> 00:41:37,401 I didn't know Spinderella opened the show with a dwarf tossing. 491 00:41:37,475 --> 00:41:39,534 - Where'd you find this, trash dumpster? 492 00:41:39,610 --> 00:41:42,408 - No, I was in there, all right? - Yeah, I suppose you got... 493 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,777 a key to the studio. 494 00:41:43,778 --> 00:41:45,074 Look, I was all over. I was in the V.I.P. Section. 495 00:41:45,149 --> 00:41:47,083 I can go wherever I want. I got pull. 496 00:41:47,151 --> 00:41:49,745 - Oh, he's got pull now. Pull this. - Yeah. 497 00:41:49,821 --> 00:41:51,914 I'm tellin'the truth. They're doin'a live recording worth a million bucks. 498 00:41:51,989 --> 00:41:54,958 They're taping it right now. If I wanted to, I could go straight back in there... 499 00:41:55,026 --> 00:41:57,221 straight to the recording booth and put the tape in your hands. 500 00:41:57,295 --> 00:42:00,389 Hey... you mean that, homie? 501 00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:07,397 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 502 00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:17,709 Something new on the plate? 503 00:42:17,782 --> 00:42:21,616 Him? He's tall, Malik. 504 00:42:21,686 --> 00:42:23,620 Don't mistake that for interesting. 505 00:42:23,688 --> 00:42:26,816 I was raised to find everything interesting. 506 00:42:26,891 --> 00:42:30,520 He's got a secret bigger than he is. 507 00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:35,862 Know a person's secret, you own them. 508 00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:41,735 Bring me his. 509 00:42:46,611 --> 00:42:50,047 Kazaam! Hey, Kazaam! 510 00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:53,572 - Malik would like you to join us tonight. - Would you sign mine? 511 00:42:53,651 --> 00:42:57,815 The thing is... I'm looking for Max. 512 00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:01,290 He's with Nick. And I think we'll just be in the way. 513 00:43:12,203 --> 00:43:15,229 Please, my favorite. 514 00:43:15,306 --> 00:43:19,402 - Nubian goat eyes? - The food of kings! 515 00:43:19,477 --> 00:43:21,911 I haven't had these in 3,000... 516 00:43:23,214 --> 00:43:25,648 days. 517 00:43:25,716 --> 00:43:28,310 You have old-fashioned taste. 518 00:43:28,386 --> 00:43:30,547 I don't get out much. 519 00:43:30,621 --> 00:43:33,852 That we can change. 520 00:43:56,647 --> 00:43:58,581 No, go around to the other side. 521 00:43:58,649 --> 00:44:01,345 Shh! 522 00:44:05,423 --> 00:44:09,917 - You're late! Come on! 523 00:44:17,835 --> 00:44:20,599 Hurry up! 524 00:44:25,109 --> 00:44:28,272 - What, are you crazy? All right. 525 00:44:28,346 --> 00:44:30,280 Hey, Shep, bring it down here! 526 00:44:30,348 --> 00:44:32,282 - Traffic at 2:00 in the morning? - Yeah. 527 00:44:32,350 --> 00:44:35,444 Come on. It was supposed to already be here. I told you five minutes ago. 528 00:44:37,521 --> 00:44:40,046 Mr. Matteo, I got the tape! It's finished! 529 00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:43,389 Wait right here. I'll be right back down. Close the door. 530 00:44:43,461 --> 00:44:46,396 - What door?- The loading dock door. Just press the button. 531 00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:49,228 - What button? - The button on the side! 532 00:45:01,412 --> 00:45:03,505 Hey, wait! 533 00:45:16,761 --> 00:45:19,628 - Downstairs! Come on! 534 00:45:19,697 --> 00:45:22,666 - Let's go! - All right, you punks! 535 00:45:22,733 --> 00:45:25,759 All right, let's go! Let's go! 536 00:45:27,071 --> 00:45:32,737 Come back here, you guys! 537 00:45:35,513 --> 00:45:39,711 Hey-- Hey, hold it right there! 538 00:45:39,784 --> 00:45:43,049 - Hey! - Come on back here! 539 00:46:37,608 --> 00:46:39,542 Mom? 540 00:47:41,939 --> 00:47:44,066 # 'Cause I am Kazaam ## 541 00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:47,140 - # I'm more than I seem # - Get off me! 542 00:47:47,211 --> 00:47:49,270 - #You are looking at the dream # - Let me go! Ow! 543 00:47:49,346 --> 00:47:51,814 - # In your coffee I'm the cream ## - Get off me, you pervert! Ow! 544 00:47:54,485 --> 00:47:56,953 Get out of my bed! 545 00:47:57,020 --> 00:48:02,925 You know, you were right for me to get out there last night. They totally loved me. 546 00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:08,489 - What are you doing here anyway? 547 00:48:13,437 --> 00:48:17,999 Look, Virgo. That wasn't here yesterday. 548 00:48:18,075 --> 00:48:20,305 - Hey, what's this? - What are you doing here anyway? 549 00:48:27,751 --> 00:48:31,847 - What you looking for? - Nothing! I'm looking for nothing! 550 00:48:31,922 --> 00:48:35,187 Nothing is good. What's this, science? 551 00:48:35,259 --> 00:48:38,387 ''Polar covalent bonds have an ionic-- '' You know this stuff? 552 00:48:38,462 --> 00:48:41,363 My mom wishes I did. 553 00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:43,366 Hey! 554 00:48:46,670 --> 00:48:49,833 Wow. You're a genie too. 555 00:48:49,907 --> 00:48:52,899 You should've seen us last night in Malik's limo,just chillin'. 556 00:48:52,976 --> 00:48:57,345 Having a good time, eating goat eyes,just chillin'. 557 00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:01,214 What's that? 558 00:49:01,285 --> 00:49:05,984 You-You smell like hippopotamus butt! 559 00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:09,923 Damn. 560 00:49:30,047 --> 00:49:32,413 You know, your father sure is lucky to work 561 00:49:32,414 --> 00:49:34,780 with Malik. He says I got a future in the biz. 562 00:49:34,852 --> 00:49:38,447 Is Asia gonna love me or what? 563 00:49:38,522 --> 00:49:42,253 Especially now. So, you and your father have a nice night too? 564 00:49:42,326 --> 00:49:44,419 - Nice night? Max! 565 00:49:44,495 --> 00:49:47,020 - French toast! - Ahh. Ooh. 566 00:49:47,097 --> 00:49:49,156 Rotie francaise? 567 00:49:49,233 --> 00:49:52,100 I love it beaucoup, beaucoup, beaucoup! 568 00:49:52,169 --> 00:49:56,629 Mmm. 569 00:49:56,707 --> 00:50:00,803 Max. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 570 00:50:00,878 --> 00:50:03,745 That's right, it's poison. 571 00:50:03,814 --> 00:50:06,544 I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too. 572 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:13,354 Max. Last night-- don't do that again. 573 00:50:17,261 --> 00:50:20,424 I made your favorite, with chocolate chips and peanut butter. 574 00:50:20,497 --> 00:50:26,060 - I'm not hungry. Do I have to have this-- - Max! Please! 575 00:50:26,136 --> 00:50:29,902 For once in your life, let me have the last word. 576 00:50:29,973 --> 00:50:31,998 Okay? 577 00:50:36,046 --> 00:50:39,482 So, so sorry. Max insisted. 578 00:50:39,550 --> 00:50:41,677 He's told me so much about you. 579 00:50:41,752 --> 00:50:45,085 I- I'm sorry. H- Have I met you before? 580 00:50:45,155 --> 00:50:49,319 No, ma'am, I haven't had the pleasure. I am Jefferson Allensworth Lamb. 581 00:50:49,393 --> 00:50:52,362 ''Jefferson'' for he who framed our fine constitution... 582 00:50:52,429 --> 00:50:55,455 ''Allensworth'' for he who founded a community of free blacks... 583 00:50:55,532 --> 00:50:59,024 and ''Lamb'' because I like to eat lamb chops. 584 00:51:03,273 --> 00:51:06,606 - And you're a friend of Max 's? 585 00:51:06,677 --> 00:51:08,804 How sweet of you to call me a friend... 586 00:51:08,879 --> 00:51:12,280 but the school district more commonly refers to me as a tutor. 587 00:51:12,349 --> 00:51:16,718 A tutor? Oh, the school got you a tutor? 588 00:51:16,787 --> 00:51:20,382 Oh, I-I'm sorry. I- I didn't hear the door. 589 00:51:20,457 --> 00:51:22,391 Uh, you've been studying? 590 00:51:23,927 --> 00:51:28,193 Y- Yeah, yeah, I have, inverse ratios of height to intelligence. 591 00:51:28,265 --> 00:51:31,393 He gets that wit from me. 592 00:51:31,468 --> 00:51:35,564 Uh, well, Mr. Lamb, would, uh-- Have you had breakfast yet? 593 00:51:38,609 --> 00:51:42,409 Chocolate and peanut butter French toast? Heavenly. 594 00:51:42,479 --> 00:51:47,439 Oh, please. Sit down. 595 00:51:50,053 --> 00:51:53,420 What are you doing here? Get out of here. Get out. 596 00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:56,789 - I'll make some more. - Don't bother. I'm not hungry. 597 00:51:56,860 --> 00:52:00,159 - Breakfast wars. Yes, you are. - Not even a little hungry? 598 00:52:40,337 --> 00:52:42,771 - Oh, Max? - What? 599 00:52:48,345 --> 00:52:52,805 Max, wait up! 600 00:52:52,883 --> 00:52:56,842 So, what did you and your father do last night? 601 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,854 Do? Uh, lots of stuff. 602 00:52:58,922 --> 00:53:01,914 - ''Stuff'' is good. What kind of stuff? - Stuff, okay? 603 00:53:01,992 --> 00:53:06,395 Oh. Hmm, I used to do stuff a long time ago. 604 00:53:06,463 --> 00:53:09,159 Shouldn't you be going to school? 605 00:53:09,232 --> 00:53:11,166 - I'm not going. - Say what? 606 00:53:11,234 --> 00:53:14,465 No, I'm not going to school! 607 00:53:14,538 --> 00:53:19,601 So, what do you think about this shirt? Do I look cool or what? 608 00:53:19,676 --> 00:53:22,839 Hey... 609 00:53:22,913 --> 00:53:26,076 what's like the worst thing you've ever seen in your life? 610 00:53:28,885 --> 00:53:30,819 The destruction of Pompeii. 611 00:53:30,887 --> 00:53:33,014 - That was a wish? That was you? - Look, I didn't have a choice. 612 00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:37,618 Besides, I did some hard time under that ash. Try 342 years. 613 00:53:37,694 --> 00:53:40,185 So, like, I mean, what about you? 614 00:53:40,263 --> 00:53:42,595 You ever take anything you shouldn't have... 615 00:53:42,666 --> 00:53:45,260 - or somethinglike that,you know? - Me? 616 00:53:45,335 --> 00:53:47,701 Yeah. Like, what's the worst thing you've ever done? 617 00:53:47,771 --> 00:53:50,604 Look, can we talk about this later? I got things I gotta do, people I gotta see. 618 00:53:50,674 --> 00:53:52,801 - What? - I gotta get ready. 619 00:53:52,876 --> 00:53:54,639 - Ready for what? - For tonight. 620 00:53:54,711 --> 00:53:58,272 - Tonight? - I'm gonna perform. 621 00:53:58,348 --> 00:54:01,442 - You? - Yeah, you said I was cool. 622 00:54:01,518 --> 00:54:04,453 Yeah, well, what are you gonna rap about? 623 00:54:04,521 --> 00:54:08,082 You're right. The whole thing is giving me tension. 624 00:54:08,158 --> 00:54:12,857 - I can't even decide what to wear. - It doesn't matter what you wear. 625 00:54:12,929 --> 00:54:15,523 I mean, but you gotta have something to rap about, your rhymes. 626 00:54:15,599 --> 00:54:18,966 I mean, you gotta have something to say. 627 00:54:19,035 --> 00:54:22,232 - Now what do you know about rapping? - I know a few things. 628 00:54:22,305 --> 00:54:26,207 - Yeah, right. - My name is Max, so get these facts. 629 00:54:26,276 --> 00:54:28,022 I'm on my heavy B.M.X., and I make some tracks. 630 00:54:28,023 --> 00:54:29,768 That's whack! 631 00:54:29,846 --> 00:54:33,373 - That's horrible! Oh, my God, that's awful. - You do better. 632 00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:37,853 # My name is Kazaam I got the whole plan So listen to the man # 633 00:54:37,921 --> 00:54:39,912 - # 'Cause I'm the sultan of sand # 634 00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:42,083 # Is that it Is that the whole deal # 635 00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:44,753 #You want to be a hit You better get real # 636 00:54:44,828 --> 00:54:47,319 # I did have this friend in 1000 B.C. # 637 00:54:47,397 --> 00:54:50,195 # We discovered a bevy of bathing beauties # 638 00:54:50,267 --> 00:54:53,361 # Hbur looks to me and I says to he # 639 00:54:53,436 --> 00:54:56,371 #Why don't we jump in that old Euphrates # 640 00:54:56,439 --> 00:54:58,407 #So that's the whole story That's all you gotta tell # 641 00:54:58,475 --> 00:55:01,103 #You got to listen to my rap from bell to bell # 642 00:55:01,178 --> 00:55:04,545 #Those babies had rabies and we was in Hades # 643 00:55:04,614 --> 00:55:07,014 # 'Cause we moved with the harem of the Prince Akba d'Karem # 644 00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:09,608 # So it's you and Hbur in 1000 B.C. # 645 00:55:09,686 --> 00:55:12,280 # Buried to our necks in sand like the sea # 646 00:55:12,355 --> 00:55:15,119 # By a sultan with a sword and a lock and a key # 647 00:55:15,192 --> 00:55:17,592 # Ooh, they're in deep Will they ever get free # 648 00:55:17,661 --> 00:55:20,596 # So, it's me and Hbur in 1000 B.C. # 649 00:55:20,664 --> 00:55:23,224 - # Praying to the gods # - #And what do you see # 650 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:26,269 #A man with a halo and a nasty decree # 651 00:55:26,336 --> 00:55:28,896 # I'll save your butt But you gonna serve me # 652 00:55:28,972 --> 00:55:31,406 # I nod to Hbur He nods to me # 653 00:55:31,474 --> 00:55:34,739 #And when the magic is over We ain't men # 654 00:55:34,811 --> 00:55:37,143 - #We genie # - #We genie # 655 00:55:37,214 --> 00:55:38,909 # Bob your head, Max # 656 00:55:38,982 --> 00:55:42,440 #We were buried to our necks in sand like the sea # 657 00:55:42,519 --> 00:55:45,647 # By a sultan with a sword and a lock and a key # 658 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:47,883 #And I looks to Hbur and he says to me # 659 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:50,119 #And when the magic is over # 660 00:55:50,193 --> 00:55:52,218 #We ain't men, we genie # 661 00:55:54,531 --> 00:55:56,590 What are we, Max? 662 00:55:56,666 --> 00:55:59,294 #We genie # - I can't hear you, Max! 663 00:55:59,369 --> 00:56:01,428 I cannot hear you! What are we? 664 00:56:01,504 --> 00:56:05,031 #We genie ## 665 00:56:12,849 --> 00:56:16,546 Man, it must be great to be a genie. 666 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:20,522 Sure, except you're locked up. 667 00:56:20,590 --> 00:56:23,286 A couple of millennia later, your lamp breaks. 668 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,954 Oh, you think you're free, but you're sucked into a compass. 669 00:56:26,029 --> 00:56:29,123 You go down with the ship. One day, you're salvaged. 670 00:56:29,199 --> 00:56:33,693 You wind up in a radiator, a trombone. You got it; a broken boom box. 671 00:56:33,770 --> 00:56:37,900 But you can just snap your fingers and have anything. 672 00:56:37,974 --> 00:56:41,432 Yeah, but I can't make myself free. 673 00:56:41,511 --> 00:56:43,638 Or make someone fall in love. 674 00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:47,774 Or even make someone fall in love with me. I can't even touch destiny. 675 00:56:50,820 --> 00:56:56,452 Well, I just wish I could change things, you know? 676 00:56:56,526 --> 00:56:59,393 Make things different. 677 00:56:59,462 --> 00:57:02,397 You're not talking about genies. You're talking about djinn. 678 00:57:02,465 --> 00:57:04,524 Djinn? What's a djinn? 679 00:57:04,601 --> 00:57:08,367 A djinn is free. A djinn can do anything. 680 00:57:08,438 --> 00:57:12,374 Love, the future, fate. 681 00:57:12,442 --> 00:57:16,003 The problem is, djinn only exist in fairy tales... 682 00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:18,047 and I don't believe in fairy tales. 683 00:57:19,416 --> 00:57:22,476 Yeah, well, I don't believe in fairy tales either. 684 00:57:22,552 --> 00:57:26,079 - But then again, I don't believe in wishes. - And look what you got. 685 00:57:26,156 --> 00:57:29,648 - Doesn't your school have a bell? 686 00:57:29,726 --> 00:57:34,254 Yeah. All right. I guess I better be going. 687 00:57:34,331 --> 00:57:37,926 - See ya. - See ya. 688 00:57:55,919 --> 00:57:58,410 - Yo, the business man. - Yo, what's up, man? 689 00:57:58,488 --> 00:58:01,980 How's it going? Having fun, Max? 690 00:58:02,058 --> 00:58:04,026 Some cajones, huh? 691 00:58:07,130 --> 00:58:11,430 So, you gotta talk to your dad. 692 00:58:11,501 --> 00:58:15,164 Tell him if he wants the tape back, it's gonna cost him. 693 00:58:15,238 --> 00:58:19,902 This is your big chance, man. Do this, everything changes. 694 00:58:19,976 --> 00:58:25,039 You got money, everybody looks at you differently. 695 00:58:26,449 --> 00:58:31,216 You don't do this-- You don't want to say no. 696 00:58:40,130 --> 00:58:42,598 Are you all right? 697 00:58:44,768 --> 00:58:46,895 Yeah. 698 00:59:16,032 --> 00:59:19,024 Get up! 699 00:59:19,102 --> 00:59:23,334 Nick, please. 700 00:59:30,046 --> 00:59:33,379 Nick, Nick. 701 00:59:33,450 --> 00:59:37,546 You knew the tape was worth a million dollars. 702 00:59:37,620 --> 00:59:40,145 What was he thinking? 703 00:59:40,223 --> 00:59:42,521 He was gonna work it off? 704 00:59:42,592 --> 00:59:45,561 I know how much it was worth. I'll find it. 705 00:59:45,628 --> 00:59:49,189 But what will I find? My loyal friend... 706 00:59:50,467 --> 00:59:54,028 or a man at the bottom of the lake? 707 00:59:55,505 --> 00:59:57,496 I'll get it to you by midnight tonight. 708 00:59:57,574 --> 01:00:00,338 But I still find it curious. 709 01:00:00,410 --> 01:00:02,503 On surveillance tapes... 710 01:00:02,579 --> 01:00:07,073 it looks like we were robbed by a bunch of little boys. 711 01:00:07,150 --> 01:00:09,209 How could that be? 712 01:00:09,285 --> 01:00:12,186 I don't know. 713 01:00:12,255 --> 01:00:14,519 Neither do I. 714 01:00:23,233 --> 01:00:25,167 Kazaam! Kazaam! 715 01:00:25,235 --> 01:00:27,897 Revere is ready, but he doesn't have a horse. 716 01:00:27,971 --> 01:00:30,235 Kazaam! 717 01:00:32,509 --> 01:00:34,739 So he wishes for the fastest damn mare in creation. 718 01:00:34,811 --> 01:00:37,041 And what do you know; a country is born. 719 01:00:37,113 --> 01:00:42,710 Where did you learn all this, Harvard? 720 01:00:42,785 --> 01:00:45,583 Harvard? I'm way too intelligent for Harvard. 721 01:00:45,655 --> 01:00:48,749 I experienced my academia in Upper Mesopotamia. 722 01:00:48,825 --> 01:00:52,261 But nothing is more major than my studies in Asia. 723 01:00:52,328 --> 01:00:55,661 Kazaam! 724 01:00:57,167 --> 01:00:59,897 So how'd you get to work for a guy like Malik? 725 01:00:59,969 --> 01:01:02,699 - You don't want to know. - Yes, I do. Try me. 726 01:01:02,772 --> 01:01:05,866 With a talent like yours, you'll get to know him as well as I do. 727 01:01:05,942 --> 01:01:08,740 But will I get to know you? 728 01:01:08,811 --> 01:01:10,802 I'll be right back. 729 01:01:14,717 --> 01:01:17,151 Kazaam! 730 01:01:17,887 --> 01:01:19,684 Kazaam! 731 01:01:22,025 --> 01:01:23,959 - What the-- - Get off the table. 732 01:01:24,027 --> 01:01:27,053 - Kazaam, I gotta make a wish! - What are you doing? Get off the table. 733 01:01:27,130 --> 01:01:29,291 - Kazaam, I need a wish, okay? - Right now? 734 01:01:29,365 --> 01:01:34,359 No, in 250 years, stupid! I need a tape. No, no, I wish I had the tape. 735 01:01:34,437 --> 01:01:37,668 - What kind of tape? - The master tape of last night's show. 736 01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:38,832 Can't your father give it to you? 737 01:01:38,908 --> 01:01:41,502 No! Do you have a problem with this wish? 738 01:01:41,578 --> 01:01:43,478 - No, it's just that it's your second wish. - So? 739 01:01:43,546 --> 01:01:45,810 - So you want to waste it on a tape? - I just do, okay? 740 01:01:45,882 --> 01:01:48,049 Just get me the tape! I mean, come on, you 741 01:01:48,050 --> 01:01:50,216 know the drill. ''I am Kazaam -- '' Let's go! 742 01:01:53,890 --> 01:01:59,021 That we can do. 743 01:01:59,095 --> 01:02:01,825 Huh? 744 01:02:01,898 --> 01:02:06,028 No! 745 01:02:07,870 --> 01:02:10,464 Why are we here? - Just saving you a wish, my man. 746 01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:13,668 - I-It's not here. How do you know? 747 01:02:13,743 --> 01:02:15,677 I just know, okay? 748 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:19,444 Why isn't the tape here, Max? 749 01:02:19,515 --> 01:02:22,006 Why are you stalling? All you ever wanted was to make my three wishes! 750 01:02:22,085 --> 01:02:24,280 'Cause you're blowing a whole wish! Something's wrong. 751 01:02:24,354 --> 01:02:26,288 I got a nose for this kind of stuff. 752 01:02:26,356 --> 01:02:28,551 Talk to me, Max. I'm your friend. 753 01:02:28,625 --> 01:02:31,958 I don't need a friend, I need a genie! Now, grant my second wish! I order you! 754 01:02:36,633 --> 01:02:39,466 Your wish is my command. 755 01:02:57,153 --> 01:03:01,055 - I'm outta here. - Let me assist you. 756 01:03:01,124 --> 01:03:04,582 Four of the republics of the former Soviet Union-- 757 01:03:04,661 --> 01:03:07,425 Whoa! 758 01:03:11,134 --> 01:03:16,162 Uh, Unocal? Unistan? 759 01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:18,901 Pakistan? Stan the man? 760 01:03:18,975 --> 01:03:21,205 Detention! 761 01:03:25,715 --> 01:03:29,344 Tell me you had a wonderful breakfast. 762 01:03:29,419 --> 01:03:34,948 Tell me that you couldn't have another bite. Tell me everything. 763 01:03:35,024 --> 01:03:37,288 L.S.U. Grad... 764 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,956 professional performer since he was eight. 765 01:03:42,031 --> 01:03:46,968 Like I said, he's about as interesting as his pituitary gland. 766 01:03:47,036 --> 01:03:50,870 Come on, Asia. 767 01:03:50,940 --> 01:03:54,933 Give Kazaam another shot, won't you? 768 01:03:55,011 --> 01:04:00,210 I know there is something about that boom box... 769 01:04:00,283 --> 01:04:02,877 and I am just dying to find out. 770 01:04:10,493 --> 01:04:14,361 - Yo,Jake. - Two hours in detention. That sucks. 771 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,523 Mrs. Duke sucks. 772 01:04:16,599 --> 01:04:18,931 We gotta talk. 773 01:04:21,170 --> 01:04:24,003 See you later, man. 774 01:04:24,073 --> 01:04:26,405 Come on, in the car. 775 01:04:32,014 --> 01:04:35,916 Wait. Max. Max. 776 01:04:35,985 --> 01:04:39,079 Wait. Max. Max, honey, get out of the car. 777 01:04:39,155 --> 01:04:40,873 Nick, what the hell do you think you're doing? 778 01:04:40,874 --> 01:04:42,591 This is between me and my boy. 779 01:04:42,658 --> 01:04:45,149 Your boy? You haven't seen him in over a decade. You have no rights here. 780 01:04:45,228 --> 01:04:47,594 - This has nothing to do with you. - You want me to call the cops? 781 01:04:47,663 --> 01:04:51,292 - Max, he's not what you think he is. Get out of the car.- Let go. 782 01:04:51,367 --> 01:04:52,766 - Max. - Go back to Travis! 783 01:04:52,835 --> 01:04:57,829 Max, no! Max, no! No, stop! 784 01:04:57,907 --> 01:04:59,841 Fifteen years. Fifteen years! 785 01:04:59,909 --> 01:05:01,934 Never in my life have I ever seen something so stupid! 786 01:05:02,011 --> 01:05:04,536 - But Dad, I-I-- - I know what you stole, you and your punk friends! 787 01:05:04,614 --> 01:05:07,777 Dad, please... 788 01:05:07,850 --> 01:05:12,844 I told you-- 789 01:05:16,392 --> 01:05:18,326 Jesus. 790 01:05:19,862 --> 01:05:22,797 Why'd you have to come now? 791 01:05:22,865 --> 01:05:27,199 Mom was gonna marry Travis. 792 01:05:27,270 --> 01:05:29,204 I thought I'd never see you again. 793 01:05:32,408 --> 01:05:34,968 You must have really thought I was something. 794 01:05:35,044 --> 01:05:39,344 I never knew what to think. You were gone. 795 01:05:39,415 --> 01:05:41,576 Listen to me. 796 01:05:41,651 --> 01:05:44,142 You don't want to be like me. 797 01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:46,188 You don't want to live my life. 798 01:05:46,255 --> 01:05:48,655 You got a choice. I don't. You understand? 799 01:05:48,724 --> 01:05:50,919 A guy like me, you can't just walk away... 800 01:05:50,993 --> 01:05:53,120 and pretend all this didn't happen. 801 01:05:53,196 --> 01:05:55,664 Do you know how many cops would love to lock me up? 802 01:05:58,534 --> 01:06:01,094 All right, look. I want to tell you something. 803 01:06:02,271 --> 01:06:04,967 You get no second chances in life. 804 01:06:05,041 --> 01:06:09,910 You get no second chances. Remember that. 805 01:06:11,247 --> 01:06:13,647 Go on, get outta here. 806 01:06:15,785 --> 01:06:18,015 Go on, go! 807 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:14,999 - Wow, look at that! That's some boom box. 808 01:07:15,077 --> 01:07:18,979 It has nothing to do with the box. 809 01:07:22,552 --> 01:07:27,489 Well, if you're looking for this, I found it. 810 01:07:27,557 --> 01:07:30,822 - Start production. - You got it. 811 01:07:30,893 --> 01:07:34,989 I want the first run packed and shipped by sunrise. 812 01:07:37,733 --> 01:07:42,500 Nick... stick around. 813 01:07:42,572 --> 01:07:46,440 I want to talk to you about your son. 814 01:08:05,928 --> 01:08:08,192 #Man of the ages # 815 01:08:08,264 --> 01:08:10,698 #Straight out of the pages # 816 01:08:10,766 --> 01:08:12,859 #Hang on I'm contagious # 817 01:08:12,935 --> 01:08:16,666 # Outrageous, spontaneous You can't contain this # 818 01:08:16,739 --> 01:08:19,537 # I am Kazaam # 819 01:08:19,609 --> 01:08:24,672 # I am Kazaam I am Kazaam ## 820 01:08:35,124 --> 01:08:39,493 How about it, party people! Put your hands together for Klass K! 821 01:08:39,562 --> 01:08:43,623 Whoo! Yes! There's about a thousand people out there, and they loved me! 822 01:08:43,699 --> 01:08:45,564 You look terrific! just great! 823 01:08:45,635 --> 01:08:48,263 Yes. Whoo! 824 01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:53,001 - Kazaam! Kazaam! I got it, I got it! - What is it? 825 01:08:53,075 --> 01:08:55,009 Kazaam! I need to make my last wish! 826 01:08:55,077 --> 01:08:58,911 - Say what?- My third wish! I wish my dad had a second chance. 827 01:08:58,981 --> 01:09:01,040 - Is the kid bothering you? - Leave me alone. Leave me alone. 828 01:09:01,117 --> 01:09:03,051 - What is it? Don't you want him back? 829 01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:07,681 - Let me hear you make some noise! 830 01:09:07,757 --> 01:09:09,816 I wish my dad had a second chance. 831 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:15,260 - You know, like a different life. - No can do, kid. 832 01:09:15,331 --> 01:09:18,027 - Kazaam, you gotta help me! - We've been over this before. 833 01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:21,536 - New lives, destiny. Kazaam can't do ethereal-- - Kazaam! 834 01:09:21,604 --> 01:09:23,799 I need this more than anything I've ever needed in my entire life! 835 01:09:23,873 --> 01:09:26,865 - I mean, can't you even try? - Believe me, I've been trying all my life. 836 01:09:26,942 --> 01:09:29,103 - Just try harder! - Look, I can't do it! 837 01:09:29,178 --> 01:09:31,026 Kazaam, I gotta make this wish! 838 01:09:31,027 --> 01:09:32,875 When you gonna learn? Life ain't about wishin' and dreams. 839 01:09:32,948 --> 01:09:34,796 It's about what you got and what you can do with it! 840 01:09:34,797 --> 01:09:36,645 Please! This is all my fault! 841 01:09:36,719 --> 01:09:39,210 I'm not some djinn. I just can't snap my fingers and make you happy. 842 01:09:39,288 --> 01:09:41,119 You just don't want to grant my third wish, do you? 843 01:09:41,190 --> 01:09:44,284 You've got all this, and now you don't want to go back in your box! 844 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,225 - I thought you were my friend! 845 01:09:46,295 --> 01:09:48,923 Friend? Don't you remember? I'm just your genie! 846 01:09:48,998 --> 01:09:52,058 You-- 847 01:09:52,134 --> 01:09:55,433 You're nothing! 848 01:09:55,504 --> 01:09:58,667 - Max! What is it? - Nothing! 849 01:09:58,741 --> 01:10:01,335 - What's the matter? - Just leave me alone! 850 01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:03,571 Max! 851 01:10:03,646 --> 01:10:07,446 Excuse me. What's wrong with Max? 852 01:10:07,516 --> 01:10:09,848 - He'll be all right. - He was really upset. 853 01:10:09,919 --> 01:10:12,513 I know, but listen to this crowd. They love me. I own them. 854 01:10:12,588 --> 01:10:14,579 - You don't own them! - Say what? 855 01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:18,252 You don't get it, do you? 856 01:10:21,497 --> 01:10:24,022 Look, look, look what you have! 857 01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:27,661 Do you know how jealous you are making me? Huh? Huh? 858 01:10:27,737 --> 01:10:30,934 - I'm just telling my story. - No, it's much more. 859 01:10:31,006 --> 01:10:34,942 You are-- You have a-- 860 01:10:35,010 --> 01:10:37,478 There is an ancient phrase. 861 01:10:37,546 --> 01:10:40,640 ''Sultan's gold.'' 862 01:10:40,716 --> 01:10:44,652 You speak! 863 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,314 Uh, you know-- 864 01:10:47,389 --> 01:10:49,619 You are the ''sultan's gold''! 865 01:10:49,692 --> 01:10:52,388 You got two minutes. 866 01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:54,725 My box! 867 01:10:54,797 --> 01:10:57,857 - Where's my box? - Don't worry about the little things. 868 01:10:57,933 --> 01:11:01,369 - Listen. - We want more! 869 01:11:01,437 --> 01:11:03,496 Your public calls. Trust me. 870 01:11:03,572 --> 01:11:05,540 This is my world. 871 01:11:05,608 --> 01:11:10,739 Right now,you are the biggest part of it. 872 01:11:12,414 --> 01:11:16,680 My sultan's gold... 873 01:11:16,752 --> 01:11:20,313 lives in a genie's lamp. 874 01:11:26,595 --> 01:11:28,529 - Get outta here! - Dad, what happened? 875 01:11:28,597 --> 01:11:32,192 Go! Go! 876 01:11:32,268 --> 01:11:37,706 - At long last. Look familiar? 877 01:11:37,773 --> 01:11:40,708 Your father's been very modest... 878 01:11:40,776 --> 01:11:43,370 about your accomplishments, Max. 879 01:11:43,445 --> 01:11:48,610 That's right. I've got the box, and you're on your last wish. 880 01:11:48,684 --> 01:11:50,652 Look, Malik, let's stop playing these games. 881 01:11:50,719 --> 01:11:53,187 I don't know what you're talking about, and neither does he. 882 01:11:53,255 --> 01:11:56,281 You can't keep all these secrets from me. 883 01:11:56,358 --> 01:11:59,020 You got your tape. He's just a boy! 884 01:11:59,094 --> 01:12:01,153 Dad! What are you doing? You can't-- 885 01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:04,961 Make the wish, I get the genie. 886 01:12:05,034 --> 01:12:07,901 And everything my heart desires! 887 01:12:07,970 --> 01:12:10,495 And if you try anything clever... 888 01:12:13,509 --> 01:12:15,602 Dearly beloved Nick... 889 01:12:15,678 --> 01:12:19,637 will wake up... dead. 890 01:12:19,715 --> 01:12:23,583 Klass K! Klass K! Klass K! 891 01:12:23,652 --> 01:12:25,950 Klass K! Klass K! 892 01:12:26,021 --> 01:12:28,251 Your third wish will be, quote: 893 01:12:28,324 --> 01:12:31,623 ''I want Malik to have all the money in the world.'' 894 01:12:31,694 --> 01:12:34,185 Don't you see, I wished for that, but you can't do that. Because if you do that... 895 01:12:34,263 --> 01:12:36,697 the rest of the world goes broke and money isn't worth anything! 896 01:12:36,765 --> 01:12:39,563 Then I'll take all the money and give some of it back! 897 01:12:39,635 --> 01:12:41,631 Make my wish now! 898 01:12:41,632 --> 01:12:43,628 I can't! I can't just say, ''Hey, Kazaam, I need your help,'' 899 01:12:43,706 --> 01:12:46,300 and he'll appear right in front of me. 900 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:48,969 I can't just say, ''Kazaam!'' 901 01:12:52,715 --> 01:12:54,649 Let's get busy, K! 902 01:12:54,717 --> 01:12:58,847 Make the wish... or your father will die. 903 01:12:58,921 --> 01:13:02,914 I count to three. One, two, three! 904 01:13:05,327 --> 01:13:08,023 #Trapped in a box # 905 01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:10,031 # Like a premature burial # 906 01:13:10,099 --> 01:13:13,125 - # Used to mull in the space cemeterial # - Get outta here! 907 01:13:18,107 --> 01:13:21,372 Get out! Get out! 908 01:13:21,443 --> 01:13:23,638 # Suffered a curse That was more than malarial # 909 01:13:23,712 --> 01:13:26,840 # Lived as a ghost Granted wishes material # 910 01:13:26,916 --> 01:13:29,680 # Served every Tom, Dick and Harrial # 911 01:13:29,752 --> 01:13:32,016 Help! 912 01:13:32,087 --> 01:13:34,783 - Run! - What are we gonna do? 913 01:13:34,857 --> 01:13:38,691 Come on! To the right! To the right! 914 01:13:38,761 --> 01:13:41,662 - Stay over here! Stay over here! 915 01:13:41,730 --> 01:13:43,698 Look out! 916 01:13:45,868 --> 01:13:48,701 #And if you think that's bad Here's my age # 917 01:13:48,771 --> 01:13:51,296 # Oh, square octogenarial # 918 01:13:51,373 --> 01:13:54,501 # Been there, done that He's seen it all # 919 01:13:54,576 --> 01:13:57,238 #From the river Nile to the hills of Nepal # 920 01:13:57,313 --> 01:13:58,837 #Painted with Picasso and dined with kings # 921 01:13:58,914 --> 01:14:01,781 # Had a lot of riches and material things # 922 01:14:05,387 --> 01:14:07,321 What is this place? - Shh! 923 01:14:07,389 --> 01:14:09,823 - Let's go this way. Oh, here they come. 924 01:14:09,892 --> 01:14:11,985 - Come on! Come on! - We lost them! 925 01:14:12,061 --> 01:14:14,757 - We can't find-- - Go left! Go left! 926 01:14:16,999 --> 01:14:20,059 # So I peeled that spiel Got real with the new meal # 927 01:14:20,135 --> 01:14:22,228 # Sucking life down Like a cutlet of veal # 928 01:14:22,304 --> 01:14:25,501 What are we gonna do? 929 01:14:25,574 --> 01:14:28,168 - All right, wait here. - What are these? 930 01:14:28,243 --> 01:14:30,336 Black market CDs. Let's go. 931 01:14:30,412 --> 01:14:32,346 Dad, look out! 932 01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:37,852 Let's run for it! Go! Go! 933 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,911 #Mystical and him, well, magical # 934 01:14:39,989 --> 01:14:42,958 #Mr. Material Eat no cereal # 935 01:14:43,025 --> 01:14:45,357 # Man, way mystical and him, well, magical # 936 01:14:45,427 --> 01:14:50,296 #Magical, magical # 937 01:14:50,366 --> 01:14:54,029 I'm the one with the power. I'm the one with the genie. 938 01:14:54,103 --> 01:14:56,594 Kazaam, he's my genie. 939 01:14:56,672 --> 01:15:00,904 And as long as I'm standing here, he'll do whatever I tell him to. 940 01:15:00,976 --> 01:15:03,103 # One snap of my fingers, Get a scoop of Ben and Jerrial # 941 01:15:03,178 --> 01:15:06,306 # Living so rich Better watch my arterials # 942 01:15:06,382 --> 01:15:09,613 # Don't get me down with those thoughts of ethereal # 943 01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:12,779 # I know who I am # 944 01:15:12,855 --> 01:15:14,823 Then I guess my only problem is... 945 01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:17,256 that you are still standing! 946 01:15:17,326 --> 01:15:20,818 # I'm-- # 947 01:15:20,896 --> 01:15:23,558 Kazaam! 948 01:15:23,632 --> 01:15:26,601 #He's Mr. Material # 949 01:15:26,668 --> 01:15:31,298 # They say he's ethereal Oh, Mr.-- ## 950 01:15:39,748 --> 01:15:42,478 It worked! 951 01:15:42,551 --> 01:15:47,318 Now... be a good genie... 952 01:15:47,389 --> 01:15:51,416 and get into the box. 953 01:15:51,493 --> 01:15:55,623 - I don't understand. - You've been called. 954 01:16:01,070 --> 01:16:03,197 Where's Max? 955 01:16:03,272 --> 01:16:05,604 Max... 956 01:16:05,674 --> 01:16:09,508 has terminated your contract. 957 01:16:09,578 --> 01:16:13,605 You have a new master. 958 01:16:13,682 --> 01:16:17,311 Now... hop, hop. 959 01:16:17,386 --> 01:16:21,220 - But I haven't granted his third wish yet. 960 01:16:21,290 --> 01:16:24,726 Trust me, he won't be asking for any more. 961 01:16:28,097 --> 01:16:30,463 What'd you do with him? 962 01:16:40,075 --> 01:16:42,043 It's begun. 963 01:16:43,612 --> 01:16:46,547 - Ooh! - No. 964 01:16:49,985 --> 01:16:53,250 Yes. 965 01:16:58,227 --> 01:17:02,027 - His head still looks thick. 966 01:17:06,835 --> 01:17:11,329 Not all there, Klass K? Huh? 967 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,133 Come on! 968 01:17:52,648 --> 01:17:55,981 Oh! 969 01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:04,048 Come on! 970 01:18:16,138 --> 01:18:21,906 You can't hurt me. 971 01:18:21,977 --> 01:18:26,539 I am your master! 972 01:18:29,384 --> 01:18:31,614 - What? - I'll never be your slave! 973 01:18:31,687 --> 01:18:35,817 Now... where's Max? 974 01:18:35,891 --> 01:18:38,985 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He fell down the shaft! 975 01:18:39,061 --> 01:18:42,292 - What? - There was nothing that I could do! 976 01:18:42,364 --> 01:18:48,166 Put me down. I'm afraid of heights. 977 01:18:48,237 --> 01:18:50,637 Wish not granted. 978 01:18:53,742 --> 01:18:55,937 Ooh! Ahh! 979 01:19:07,256 --> 01:19:09,622 Yeah, that's okay over there. 980 01:19:09,691 --> 01:19:12,023 Bring it over there. Come on, let's move it aside. 981 01:19:12,094 --> 01:19:14,688 - Get those things moved off to the side, all right? Over there. - Max, Max, Max -- 982 01:19:14,763 --> 01:19:16,145 Lady. Lady, where you goin'? Now you can't go in there. 983 01:19:16,146 --> 01:19:17,527 I think my son's in there. 984 01:19:17,599 --> 01:19:19,533 - You can't go-- - I think that my son is in-- 985 01:19:19,601 --> 01:19:20,818 Lady, you can't go in there. 986 01:19:20,819 --> 01:19:22,035 Okay, look, I need to find Travis. He's a fireman. 987 01:19:22,104 --> 01:19:24,038 - Travis? - Travis O'Neil. 988 01:19:24,106 --> 01:19:27,735 Travis O'Neil is in there. 989 01:20:04,413 --> 01:20:07,007 Hey, tough guy. 990 01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:26,698 No! 991 01:20:32,607 --> 01:20:36,043 In 5,000 years... 992 01:20:36,111 --> 01:20:38,579 you're the only friend I've ever had. 993 01:20:38,647 --> 01:20:41,445 And when you needed me the most... 994 01:20:41,516 --> 01:20:45,145 I wasn't there. 995 01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:49,316 And if I had to spend another 5,000 years... 996 01:20:49,391 --> 01:20:53,327 in a lamp, a compass... 997 01:20:53,395 --> 01:20:56,660 or even that stupid boom box... 998 01:20:56,732 --> 01:20:58,791 I wouldn't care. 999 01:20:58,867 --> 01:21:01,335 I just wish... 1000 01:21:01,403 --> 01:21:04,634 I could have granted your wish. 1001 01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:10,841 I wish I could have filled your heart. 1002 01:21:16,251 --> 01:21:20,654 You-- You are the sultan's gold, Max. 1003 01:21:21,923 --> 01:21:23,857 I-- 1004 01:21:28,096 --> 01:21:30,530 I am Kazaam. 1005 01:21:43,779 --> 01:21:46,339 Do you have to shine that in my eyes? 1006 01:21:46,415 --> 01:21:50,715 You're alive! You're alive! 1007 01:21:50,786 --> 01:21:53,983 Put me down, put me down! 1008 01:21:54,055 --> 01:21:55,283 I made a wish, and I granted it! 1009 01:21:55,357 --> 01:21:56,824 - Put me down! - You're alive! 1010 01:21:59,728 --> 01:22:01,992 What was that? 1011 01:22:02,063 --> 01:22:03,644 What's happening? 1012 01:22:03,645 --> 01:22:05,226 I don't know. This has never happened before. 1013 01:22:09,471 --> 01:22:12,133 You're leaving. 1014 01:22:12,207 --> 01:22:15,472 You can't. I haven't made my third wish yet. 1015 01:22:15,544 --> 01:22:20,208 But you did. You wished for a second chance for your father. 1016 01:22:20,282 --> 01:22:24,013 - But wait, I-- - It was a perfect wish. It was a wish from your heart. 1017 01:22:24,085 --> 01:22:28,021 - And now it's done. - But-- No, you don't understand! 1018 01:22:28,089 --> 01:22:33,322 - What's happening to you? - I don't know. I just feel-- 1019 01:22:33,395 --> 01:22:35,761 I feel... 1020 01:22:35,831 --> 01:22:37,958 free! 1021 01:22:55,050 --> 01:22:57,644 You-- You're-- 1022 01:22:57,719 --> 01:22:59,744 - You-- - I'm djinn... 1023 01:22:59,821 --> 01:23:02,813 and I'm free. 1024 01:23:02,891 --> 01:23:04,859 No. 1025 01:23:04,926 --> 01:23:09,590 - Kazaam... you can't. - You don't need me anymore. 1026 01:23:09,664 --> 01:23:13,464 - Don't go! - In our hearts, we're all djinn... 1027 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:17,403 - and we're all free. - Kazaam, you can't. 1028 01:23:17,472 --> 01:23:20,839 Don't leave me. - The power... 1029 01:23:20,909 --> 01:23:26,040 is in... your heart. 1030 01:24:04,052 --> 01:24:07,647 I make a grab like that and you don't even say, ''nice save''? 1031 01:24:07,722 --> 01:24:11,317 - What happened? - Let's go. 1032 01:24:23,204 --> 01:24:25,832 - Max? Is he okay? - Yeah. 1033 01:24:25,907 --> 01:24:28,000 Is he all right? 1034 01:24:28,076 --> 01:24:30,874 Max, are you okay? Max! Oh! 1035 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:37,510 You're all right. You did okay. 1036 01:24:37,586 --> 01:24:40,350 - Travis, get him a blanket? - Sure. 1037 01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:43,849 I was in the building and Kazaam... 1038 01:24:43,925 --> 01:24:45,790 - he was there and he took me... - Okay, okay. Okay, Max. 1039 01:24:45,860 --> 01:24:47,953 - And he flew and then he-- - It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1040 01:24:48,029 --> 01:24:51,123 I got you now. Okay? It's okay. 1041 01:25:11,086 --> 01:25:14,487 I don't know what happened. All of a sudden, I was free. 1042 01:25:14,556 --> 01:25:16,524 Your friend was there. 1043 01:25:16,591 --> 01:25:19,424 He said something about a second chance. 1044 01:25:24,566 --> 01:25:26,557 You're a good kid, Max. 1045 01:25:28,603 --> 01:25:30,833 You got a good heart. 1046 01:25:30,905 --> 01:25:34,170 Look, there's a few things I gotta take care of. 1047 01:25:34,242 --> 01:25:37,177 - Some people I owe. Excuse me. 1048 01:25:37,245 --> 01:25:39,805 Is there a Nick Matteo here? 1049 01:25:43,351 --> 01:25:45,615 That'd be me. 1050 01:25:45,687 --> 01:25:48,349 Would you just give me a minute? 1051 01:25:52,527 --> 01:25:55,985 Look, when I come back, I'd like to see you. 1052 01:25:57,365 --> 01:26:00,801 We can get together and, I don't know... 1053 01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:03,030 get a couple rods and go fishing. 1054 01:26:05,206 --> 01:26:07,697 Sounds like a plan to me. 1055 01:26:07,776 --> 01:26:11,371 If that's all right with you. 1056 01:26:14,949 --> 01:26:17,816 Thanks. 1057 01:26:27,562 --> 01:26:29,894 Are you okay with this, Max? 1058 01:26:32,734 --> 01:26:34,998 - Hey, Mom. - Yeah? 1059 01:26:35,070 --> 01:26:37,664 - Can we go home now? - Sure we can. 1060 01:26:37,739 --> 01:26:40,401 - Come on. - Hey! 1061 01:26:43,311 --> 01:26:45,336 You coming or what? 1062 01:26:45,413 --> 01:26:47,711 You talkin' to me? 1063 01:26:50,351 --> 01:26:52,512 Okay. 1064 01:26:55,023 --> 01:26:57,958 - Are you sure you want to marry this guy? - Well, that's the plan. 1065 01:26:58,026 --> 01:27:01,962 Let me tell you something. I've been dealing with this woman for 12 straight years. 1066 01:27:02,030 --> 01:27:04,464 Now, we're talkin' three baths a week... 1067 01:27:04,532 --> 01:27:06,466 - trash detail, cleaning your room. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1068 01:27:06,534 --> 01:27:08,798 - Three baths a week? - Mm-hmm. With soap. 1069 01:27:08,870 --> 01:27:10,918 That's cold. 1070 01:27:10,919 --> 01:27:12,966 Speaking of which, I could sure use a nice hot cup of chocolate. 1071 01:27:24,886 --> 01:27:26,820 You don't understand. I'm free! 1072 01:27:26,888 --> 01:27:28,981 Free to do what? - I got plans. 1073 01:27:29,057 --> 01:27:32,322 The only plans you got are to grow old and die with me. 1074 01:27:32,393 --> 01:27:34,827 You must not realize who I am. If you blink, I disappear. 1075 01:27:34,896 --> 01:27:37,990 - Get real. You're getting a job. - Ajob? 1076 01:27:41,736 --> 01:27:44,830 Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. Ajob? I ain't worked in 5,000 years. 1077 01:27:44,906 --> 01:27:46,897 Well, th-there's a first time for everything. 1078 01:27:46,975 --> 01:27:49,000 I ain't workin'. 1079 01:27:49,077 --> 01:27:52,171 # Groovin'# 1080 01:27:52,247 --> 01:27:54,841 # On a summer's afternoon # 1081 01:27:54,916 --> 01:27:57,214 # Takin'it nice and easy # 1082 01:27:57,285 --> 01:27:59,219 # Groovin'it nice and slow # 1083 01:27:59,287 --> 01:28:01,517 # Groovin'# 1084 01:28:01,589 --> 01:28:04,183 # Couldn't get away too soon # 1085 01:28:04,259 --> 01:28:06,352 # Takin'it nice and easy # 1086 01:28:08,096 --> 01:28:10,530 # Well, every day people are in a rat race # 1087 01:28:10,598 --> 01:28:12,862 #People couldn't or wouldn't just slow down the pace # 1088 01:28:12,934 --> 01:28:15,198 #Like a record on a deck Couldn't switch the speed # 1089 01:28:15,270 --> 01:28:17,864 #From 45 down to 33 # 1090 01:28:17,939 --> 01:28:20,032 # Oh, nice and slow # 1091 01:28:20,108 --> 01:28:22,201 #Sun a-shinin' Breeze a-blow # 1092 01:28:22,277 --> 01:28:24,541 #Ah, nice and easy # 1093 01:28:24,612 --> 01:28:27,206 # Oh,just chill with my friends and family # 1094 01:28:27,282 --> 01:28:32,049 #I can't imagine anything that's better # - #No way # 1095 01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:36,716 # The world is ours whenever we're together # - # That's right # 1096 01:28:36,791 --> 01:28:40,727 # There ain't no place I'd like to be instead of # 1097 01:28:40,795 --> 01:28:43,889 # Groovin'# 1098 01:28:43,965 --> 01:28:46,331 # On a summer's afternoon # 1099 01:28:46,401 --> 01:28:48,494 # Takin'it nice and easy # 1100 01:28:48,570 --> 01:28:50,504 # Groovin'it nice and slow # 1101 01:28:50,572 --> 01:28:53,166 # Groovin'# 1102 01:28:53,241 --> 01:28:55,675 # Couldn't get away too soon # 1103 01:28:55,743 --> 01:28:57,677 # Takin'it nice and easy # 1104 01:28:57,745 --> 01:28:59,838 # Groovin'it nice and slow # 1105 01:28:59,914 --> 01:29:01,848 - # Groovin'# - # Groovin'# 1106 01:29:01,916 --> 01:29:04,180 - # Chillin'# - # Couldn't get away # 1107 01:29:04,252 --> 01:29:06,516 - # Groovin'# - # Groovin'# 1108 01:29:06,588 --> 01:29:09,022 - # Chillin'# - # Couldn't get away # 1109 01:29:09,090 --> 01:29:11,354 - # Groovin'# - # Groovin'# 1110 01:29:11,426 --> 01:29:13,690 - # Chillin'# - # Couldn't get away # 1111 01:29:13,761 --> 01:29:16,025 - # Groovin'# - # Groovin'# 1112 01:29:16,097 --> 01:29:18,190 - # Chillin'# - # Couldn't get away # 1113 01:29:18,266 --> 01:29:20,700 #In the struggle of life Though I chase success # 1114 01:29:20,768 --> 01:29:23,202 #Everyone goes through Some form of stress # 1115 01:29:23,271 --> 01:29:25,535 # The rich man, poor man beggar man, thief # 1116 01:29:25,607 --> 01:29:28,201 #Aye, and the doctor even the priest # 1117 01:29:28,276 --> 01:29:30,540 #Some people take a trip to the beach # 1118 01:29:30,612 --> 01:29:32,876 # To get a little stress relief # 1119 01:29:32,947 --> 01:29:35,040 # Take a picnic Don't put it off # 1120 01:29:35,116 --> 01:29:37,710 # With my children and missy to heart # 1121 01:29:37,785 --> 01:29:40,049 # Oh,yes I have to confess # 1122 01:29:40,121 --> 01:29:42,214 # The summertime life Is the best one # 1123 01:29:42,290 --> 01:29:44,224 #People, people If you agree # 1124 01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:46,487 #About a bad tan Come follow me # 1125 01:29:46,561 --> 01:29:49,496 # Groovin'# 1126 01:29:49,564 --> 01:29:51,828 # On a summer's afternoon # 1127 01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:53,993 # Takin'it nice and easy # 1128 01:29:54,068 --> 01:29:56,002 # Groovin'it nice and slow # 1129 01:29:56,070 --> 01:29:58,834 # Groovin'# 1130 01:29:58,907 --> 01:30:01,171 # Couldn't get away too soon # 1131 01:30:01,242 --> 01:30:03,335 # Takin'it nice and easy # 1132 01:30:03,411 --> 01:30:05,345 # Groovin'it nice and slow # 1133 01:30:05,413 --> 01:30:08,177 # Groovin'# 1134 01:30:08,249 --> 01:30:11,013 # On a summer's afternoon # 1135 01:30:11,085 --> 01:30:14,521 # Oh, this is the original bad tan, man # 1136 01:30:14,589 --> 01:30:17,683 - # Chillin'# - #Summertime vibes Come back again # 1137 01:30:17,759 --> 01:30:20,193 # Couldn't get away too soon ## 1138 01:30:36,277 --> 01:30:38,541 # Wakin'up in the mornin'# 1139 01:30:38,613 --> 01:30:40,547 # To the same old thing # 1140 01:30:40,615 --> 01:30:44,642 #Don't seem like anything is ever gonna change # 1141 01:30:44,719 --> 01:30:48,655 #But you got me and I got you # 1142 01:30:48,723 --> 01:30:52,489 #Between the two of us Ain't nothin' we can't do # 1143 01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:56,496 #All that you go through in your life # 1144 01:30:56,564 --> 01:31:00,660 # You should know that you've got a friend # 1145 01:31:00,735 --> 01:31:05,001 #I'm gonna give my best Put your fears to rest # 1146 01:31:05,073 --> 01:31:07,507 # Come on Put it to the test # 1147 01:31:07,575 --> 01:31:09,509 #Don't worry,yeah # 1148 01:31:09,577 --> 01:31:11,511 - #Do the best # - # Ooh # 1149 01:31:11,579 --> 01:31:13,342 - #Don't settle for less # - # Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh # 1150 01:31:13,414 --> 01:31:17,510 - #Do the best for me # - # Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh # 1151 01:31:17,585 --> 01:31:19,849 - #Love is what you need # - # Ooh,yeah # 1152 01:31:19,921 --> 01:31:22,185 - #Love is the secret # - # Oh,yeah Oh,yeah # 1153 01:31:22,256 --> 01:31:26,352 - #Do the best for me # - # Yeah Ooh,yeah # 1154 01:31:26,427 --> 01:31:30,193 # This life's not easy And I'm sure you'll see # 1155 01:31:30,264 --> 01:31:34,360 # You've got to give your best To be where you want to be # 1156 01:31:34,435 --> 01:31:38,531 #If you got me and I got you # 1157 01:31:38,606 --> 01:31:42,042 #Between the two of us There's nothing we can't do # 1158 01:31:42,110 --> 01:31:45,978 #For all that you go through in your life # 1159 01:31:46,047 --> 01:31:50,643 # You should know That you've got a friend # 1160 01:31:50,718 --> 01:31:54,654 #I'm giving you my best Put your fear to rest # 1161 01:31:54,722 --> 01:31:57,486 # Come on Put it to the test # 1162 01:31:57,558 --> 01:32:01,392 - # You'll find that you get the best # - # You get the best # 1163 01:32:01,462 --> 01:32:03,521 - #Don't settle for less # - # Yeah # 1164 01:32:03,598 --> 01:32:07,659 - # You get the best of me # - #I'm giving you the best of me # 1165 01:32:07,735 --> 01:32:09,726 - #It's what you need # - #Everything you need # 1166 01:32:09,804 --> 01:32:12,068 - #Love is the secret # - #I just want to see # 1167 01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:15,940 - # You get the best of me # - # Yeah,yeah,yeah yeah,yeah # 1168 01:32:16,010 --> 01:32:17,944 - # You get the best # - # You get the best # 1169 01:32:18,012 --> 01:32:20,003 - #Don't settle for less # - #Settle # 1170 01:32:20,081 --> 01:32:22,413 # You get the best of me # 1171 01:32:23,618 --> 01:32:25,882 #Ah, ooh # 1172 01:32:25,953 --> 01:32:28,979 - #Ah, ooh # - # Ooh, baby # 1173 01:32:29,057 --> 01:32:32,049 # Ooh,yeah, ooh # 1174 01:32:32,126 --> 01:32:36,153 - #Ah, ooh # - # Ooh-ooh-ooh # 1175 01:32:36,230 --> 01:32:39,324 - #Ah, ooh # - # Yeah # 1176 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:43,063 #La-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la # 1177 01:32:43,137 --> 01:32:47,437 # You get the best of me # 1178 01:32:47,508 --> 01:32:51,103 #La-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la # 1179 01:32:51,179 --> 01:32:53,909 # You get the best of me # 1180 01:32:55,450 --> 01:32:59,386 #La-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la # 1181 01:32:59,454 --> 01:33:04,323 - # You get the best of me # - # Ooh-ooh Get the best of me # 1182 01:33:04,392 --> 01:33:07,725 - #La-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la # - #Love is the secret # 1183 01:33:07,795 --> 01:33:11,595 - # You get the best of me # - # You and me you and me # 1184 01:33:11,666 --> 01:33:15,966 - #La-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la # - #Love is the secret # 1185 01:33:16,037 --> 01:33:20,269 - # You get the best of me # - # Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah # 1186 01:33:20,341 --> 01:33:24,277 - #La-la-la You get the best # - #Love is the secret # 1187 01:33:24,345 --> 01:33:27,644 # You get the best of me Whoo ## 1188 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,061 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 95075