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Oh--hello!
I am in here.
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I know! I'm standing
Right next to you.
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Get out, ya brat.
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No, I'm asking out
Alissa today,
5
00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,013
And I can't with
These dry elbows.
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I mean, pass me
The moisturizer.
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Oh, my god,
There's some on my fist.
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Coming through!
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Spitting!
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You missed the sink.
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Harry, if I asked you
Out on a date,
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Would you reject me
Because of these elbows?
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No, I'd reject you
Because I like ladies.
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Get out!
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Where's today's paper?
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Mary claims that 5 people
Were killed
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In that grain elevator
Explosion,
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And I could swear
That it was 7. Yes!
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Nice job.
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Aliens, one.
Humans, nothing.
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Spitting.
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You spit on me.
Jeez!
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Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah!
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Quick, harry,
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Get--get dubcek!
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The plumbing
Has gone mad!
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[doorbell rings]
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Harry!
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Vicki!
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You're back.
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I was gonna
Sneak up to your bed
And surprise you.
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By changing my sheets?
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Maybe afterwards.
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Well, I'd invite you up,
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But I got plumbin' problems.
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Oh, really?
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Well, why don't you
Come right in here
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And let me help you
Fix 'em?
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Thank you.
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Where's harry?
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Oh, he bumped
Into vicki,
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And they got
A little freaky.
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Well, our bathroom
Is a shambles!
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You know, you're behind
In the rent.
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If you want me
To put money
Into your plumbing,
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How about paying
The rent?
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Rent? You get a guy up here
With a tool belt,
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And we'll about the rent.
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Oh, please,
I'm a businesswoman.
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This is not
A halfway house.
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Anymore.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, until you have
Our bathroom repaired,
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I wouldn't stand
Under a window.
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Don, I'll tell you,
This place is really
Starting to get to me.
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I mean, you know,
It's nice...
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It's nice...
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It's not even nice.
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Aw, it's not so bad.
It's just an attic.
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It's not just
This place, don.
It's my life.
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I just want
Something else.
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Something else?
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You know,
Sometimes I just wish
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Somebody would take me
Away from here.
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Sally, are you saying
What I think you're saying?
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I'm saying I want someone
To take me away from here.
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Where'd I lose you?
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Oh, you didn't lose me,
Sally.
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I'm onto you
Like white on rice.
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[quietly]
So what are you doin'
On friday night?
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[clears throat]
S-s-so... [coughs]
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So what are you doin'
On friday night?
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Alissa.
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Solomon's trying
To ask you out.
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Hah!
No, I'm not.
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I--I was talki''
To you, elman.
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What are you
Doin' on friday?
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You want to
Hang out
Or something?
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Ha ha ha, with you?
I don't think so.
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[clears throat]
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Would you please stop
Breathing on my hair?
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What's going on over here?
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This ass is breathing
On my hair!
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Nice language.
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You get detention.
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I meant ass
As in jackass.
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That's totally
Acceptable.
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You know,
"I'm a jackass,
You're a jackass."
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That's detention
For a week.
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Solomon.
Here's my number.
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Din-din!
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Come and get it
Before it gets cold.
Come on.
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Oh, it smells so good!
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That's nice.
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Uh-uh-uh.
Head of the table,
Head of the table.
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Ooh!
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Yeah.
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Whoa!
I get to carve?
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Baby...
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You get to do
Whatever you want.
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You mean
Like carve?
Oh, yeah.
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Anything you want.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Hey!
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Let's just eat.
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This is good.
Oh, it's
So good.
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Uh, hello, ladies.
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Is--is dick around?
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No. Why?
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No reason.
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00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:11,109
Uh, just tell him
That I have a question
I would like to--
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No, uh, just tell him
That I came by,
And, uh--
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No, just tell him
That I didn't stop by.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
Is something wrong?
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Uh, no, it's just that...
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I think sally wants me
To propose.
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She's--she's been hinting.
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And, uh, I would love that,
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But, you know,
If I'm misreading her, I--
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Why? What did she
Say exactly?
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Aw, you don't want to
Get involved in this.
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Yeah, she does.
124
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I'm very good at
This kind of stuff.
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Oh, god,
I'm so nervous, I--
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Oh, don't be nervous, don.
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Sit down.
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You and sally
Are great together.
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She'll say yes
In a heartbeat.
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You think?
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Oh, sure.
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You know, when we
Go out for drinks
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And I'm bad-mouthing
Dick up and down,
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She only has
The nicest things
To say about you.
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Really?
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00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,697
Yeah, and dr. Albright
Really baits her.
137
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That's true.
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00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,266
Are you sure?
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00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:12,137
Don...
It's a slam dunk.
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All right!
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I'm gonna do it!
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Well, I'm building up
Quite a case
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Against those robber barons
Downstairs.
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Quite a case, indeed.
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Tommy, break this window.
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Dick, why don't you just
Pay mrs. Dubcek the rent?
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Harry, this is our home.
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What's got into you?
You've been spending
Too much time downstairs.
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Dick, your rent
Is way past due.
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Pay it, or I'm
Turning off the heat.
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Oh, how predictable.
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Does that come right out
Of your slumlord's manual?
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Dick, you're not
Being fair.
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Fair? Is it fair that we
Have to live in a house
With broken windows?!
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Tommy!
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Hey, babe.
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Let's go downstairs.
I'm gonna fry you up
Some steak-ums.
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Don't try to change
The subject,
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You processed, steak-frying,
Bottom-feeding floozy!
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You will put "Miss"
In front of that
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If you know
What's good for you!
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Harry, I forbid you
To associate
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With these drunken
Kleptomaniacs.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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They are not
Kleptomaniacs!
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They are nymphomaniacs!
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Yeah!
Thank you!
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I'll take you home.
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Harry!
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This is about
Family loyalty.
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You walk down those stairs,
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And you are no longer
A solomon.
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Vicki...
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Let's go get
Some steak-ums.
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Sally, you look
Beautiful tonight.
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[muffled]
Thanks, don.
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Dispatcher, over radio:
4-charley-6, 4-charley-6,
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Please respond to a proposal
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On the corner of radford
And fifth.
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Oh, my god.
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Don...
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That's where we are.
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Is it?
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Well, what do you
Know, it is.
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Well, what's a proposal?
Is there gonna be gunfire?
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No, sally.
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Just...This.
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Jewelry!
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It's not just
Jewelry.
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Sally,
Will you marry me?
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Marry you?
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Is that a yes?
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Well...Sure.
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I guess we could do that.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Great.
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Dick, why are we
Doing this?
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You ask too many questions.
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Just shut up and do it
As I taught you.
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00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,606
5, 6, 7, 8!
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00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,076
[doing stomp routine]
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[blowing whistle]
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Stop it, stop it,
Stop it, stop it!
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This noise is
Driving me nuts!
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I'm sorry.
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00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,123
We'll try
To keep it down.
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[whispering]
5, 6, 7, 8...
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00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,571
Dick, it's freezing
In here.
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00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,174
Invigorating, isn't it?
Makes you feel alive.
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00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,375
Hey, guys.
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00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:12,743
Oh, lieutenant,
I'm glad you're here.
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00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,212
You know,
Don asked me something
Out of the blue--
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Cold?
Of course it's cold.
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00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,616
Do you know why?
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Because my own brother
Betrayed me.
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00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,121
He and those dubceks
Think they can freeze us out.
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00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,056
Ha! I thrive
At this temperature.
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00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,124
Wait, dick,
I need to talk to you
About something--
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We've grown accustomed
To too many luxuries, sally.
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Heat, electricity,
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Cooked meats.
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00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,931
It's made us weak!
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00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,233
Wait! No, dick, I--
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00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,367
[door slams]
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00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,506
What's wrong?
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00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,509
Don wants
To get married.
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00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,143
Oh, to who?
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Me, you idiot!
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00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,651
Really? That's great!
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00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,153
Yeah.
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Mrs. Sally orville.
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It'll be great
When you guys get married.
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You'll be together
All the time.
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All the time.
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00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,195
Man.
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00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,197
I would've loved that.
I mean...
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00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,933
I don't even have
The same lunch period
With alissa.
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00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:12,070
Well, you know,
I have been a woman
On this planet
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00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,138
3 years now.
241
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,706
I guess the next step
Is to get married.
242
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,008
It's very popular.
243
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,077
You know,
Major celebrities
Are doing it all the time.
244
00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,679
Really?
245
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,182
Then it's gotta be great.
246
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,821
Mm.
247
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,124
You know, that guy
Ought to buy a vowel.
248
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,161
Baby, that's dan rather.
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00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,230
Ain't nobody
Gonna sell him a vowel.
250
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,565
Mm.
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00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,767
Ok, I gotta run down
To the store.
252
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:46,603
I was making
Pigs-in-a-blanket
And I ran out of bourbon.
253
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,141
It's cold out there,
Harry.
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00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,244
You want a little piece
Of my afghan?
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00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,647
Oh, see? Now, that's
The respect I deserve.
256
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,417
Upstairs no one ever
Offers me a piece.
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00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,823
Much less sleeps with me
On a semi-regular basis.
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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,659
Still, I'm kinda sorry
That mama turned off
Your family's heat up there.
259
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,827
[snorts]
Family.
260
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,729
That's not my family
Anymore.
261
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,798
You heard what dick said.
262
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,767
I'm a dubcek now.
263
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,735
And dick's gotta learn
264
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,904
That you can't take advantage
Of a dubcek.
265
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:24,476
We come from
A proud people, vicki.
266
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,877
Don't we?
267
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,680
Well, not so much
Proud as...
268
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,681
Uppity.
269
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,682
Uppity!
270
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,683
Right.
271
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,252
Good.
272
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,687
And you can't take advantage
Of uppity people.
273
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:40,892
Uppity people are not
To be taken advantage of!
274
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,861
Harry, you've--
You've become so ruthless.
275
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,030
Oh, I'm a bitch, vicki.
276
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,275
Mr. Kraft,
I was wondering
277
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,643
If you could do me
A really big favor.
278
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,645
A favor.
279
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,812
Yeah, see,
280
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,215
I'm trying to get some
Time alone with alissa.
281
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,717
You know what I mean?
And I was just hoping
282
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,021
You could throw
Some of that detention
My way.
283
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,589
Sit down, solomon.
284
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,225
Come on, man.
We're both guys here.
285
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,127
Do me this one solid.
Huh?
286
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,828
I said sit down.
287
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,830
I don't believe this man.
288
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,266
You know, she's right.
289
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,534
You really are a jackass!
290
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,870
You lookin' for detention,
Solomon?
291
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,106
Hello! Have you been
Listening to a word
I've said?
292
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,607
Yes, I want detention.
293
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,875
You got it, mister.
294
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,810
Thank you.
295
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,114
It's like pulling teeth
With this guy.
296
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,115
What's going on?
297
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,584
That jackass
Just gave me detention.
298
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,985
That's a week,
Solomon.
299
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,755
Sally!
300
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,323
Congratulations!
301
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,258
Ohh! The ring.
Let's see the ring.
302
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,594
Oh, the ring.
303
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,428
Uhh!
304
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,632
Oh, here it is.
[blows]
305
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,334
Oh, it's beautiful!
306
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,170
Oh, you must be
So thrilled.
307
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,839
Yeah, I am.
308
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,174
I mean, hey,
It's every girl's dream
309
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,011
To be tied down
To her guy for the rest
Of her life, huh?
310
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,278
Tied down.
311
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,213
Yeah.
312
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,516
Ok.
313
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,819
I've always had
These crazy dreams
Of, I don't know,
314
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,923
Backpacking
Through boston or...
315
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,792
Opening
A souvenir shop
316
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,860
In downtown korea.
317
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,862
Now I don't have to
Worry about which one
To do
318
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,864
Because I'm not gonna do
Any of them.
319
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,101
I'm gonna marry don,
And that makes me happy.
320
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:34,938
Uh, you're not planning
On writing your own vows,
Are you?
321
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,908
Sally, you don't
Have to get married.
322
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,410
What do you mean?
323
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,445
Of course I do.
He asked me.
324
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,849
You don't have to say yes.
It's not written in stone.
325
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,018
Yeah, but what about
This stone?
326
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,655
You can always
Give it back.
327
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:54,592
I mean, sally,
You're obviously not ready
For this kind of commitment.
328
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,294
And don, of all people,
Should have picked up on that.
329
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,431
I mean, my god,
How could he even
Think to propose
330
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,732
When it's so obvious?
331
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,969
Yeah. I wonder where
He got that idea.
332
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,205
Oh, god.
333
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:11,575
You guys are so lucky
No one wants to marry you.
334
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,419
Hey, um,
Can I ask you something?
335
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,753
Yeah.
336
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,255
Um...In class yesterday,
337
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,190
Were you really
Asking elman
338
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,691
If he wanted to hang out?
339
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:28,825
Yes.
340
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,362
Yeah. We're--
You know, we're buds.
341
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,796
[clears throat]
Play racquetball.
342
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,565
Occasional brunch.
343
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,367
Oh.
344
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,868
Why do you ask?
345
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,870
No reason.
346
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,639
Ok.
347
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,575
You know, I've been known
To play racquetball.
348
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,576
Really?
349
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,346
Well, you should come
One time with us.
350
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,081
You mean with you
And elman?
351
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,949
Yeah.
352
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,118
Ok.
353
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,953
Well, what if, uh,
354
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,388
Elman didn't show up?
355
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,455
Would you still come?
356
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,123
I'd prefer that.
357
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,860
Really?
Well, then, he's out.
358
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,995
So when shall we play?
359
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,299
Yeah--the truth is,
I don't play racquetball.
360
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,900
Really?
361
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,403
Me neither.
362
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,539
Cool.
363
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,509
Dick, please.
364
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,644
Can't we go
To my place?
365
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,913
Wouldn't a hot shower
Be nice?
366
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,448
I need no warmth.
367
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,951
The cold is like
An old friend.
368
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,553
I was born
For the tundra.
369
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,489
Ok, let's get
Right to it.
370
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,591
You stink.
You need to wash.
371
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,060
Showers are the opiate
Of the fragrant, mary.
372
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:40,097
I'm a squatter,
And I'm proud to be so.
373
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,533
Besides, as soon as I go,
374
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,235
Dubcek's gonna
Padlock the door.
375
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,537
Well, I'm sorry, dick,
But I've got to leave.
376
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,606
Oh, hello, mary.
377
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,942
God's teeth,
It's cold in here!
378
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,144
Have you seen sally?
379
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,211
No.
380
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,713
I don't understand it.
381
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,148
I haven't heard
A word from her
Since I proposed.
382
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,650
Why would she do that?
383
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,084
I don't know.
384
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,120
Why are you asking me?
385
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,056
And I was so pumped up.
386
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,424
I thought it was gonna be
A slam dunk like you said.
387
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,992
Well, I--
388
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:13,030
I don't think I said
Slam dunk.
389
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,265
Yes, you did.
390
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,266
Well...
391
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,470
What I meant by
"Slam dunk" was...
392
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,438
You never really know.
393
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,340
Ohh...
394
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,342
All right,
Where is he?!
395
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,910
Dick, get it here!
396
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,278
You!
397
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,579
Oh! Are you
Referring to us?
398
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,281
Out of my house,
Interlopers.
399
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,784
Sally.
Where have you been?
400
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,687
Yeah, sally, I could have
Used some support here.
401
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,489
Support?
402
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,990
What about me?
403
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,625
Don asked me
To marry him!
404
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,893
[gasp]
405
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,995
He what?!
406
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,030
Why wasn't I informed?
407
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,600
I tried to tell you,
But you wouldn't
Listen, dick!
408
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,136
Well, I--I had
My hands full here.
409
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,204
Yeah, right.
410
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,972
Now look what
You've done!
411
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,875
This is the most
Important moment
Of my sister's life,
412
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,377
And because of you,
I was not here for her!
413
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,579
What do you have to say
For yourselves?
414
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,849
Aah!
Congratulations!
415
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,017
That's great!
416
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,718
Way to go!
417
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,989
Don, we need to talk.
418
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:16,060
Well, at least
I was with her
For that last part.
419
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,694
I'll always have that.
420
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,265
Well, I think
We can all learn a lot
421
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,033
From what's just
Happened here.
422
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,535
This feud ends now!
423
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,304
That's easier said
Than done.
424
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,439
Mama, you fix
Their bathroom.
425
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,540
Dick, you pay your rent.
426
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,574
See?
427
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,142
Wow.
428
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,879
You've been thinking
About this a lot.
429
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,582
You know, I do like
To think of myself
As the female...
430
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,084
Golda meir.
431
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,259
Sally, I'm a cop.
432
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,060
I've got keen instincts.
433
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,764
And right now
My instincts
Are telling me that...
434
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,400
I don't know
What the hell
Is going on.
435
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,936
Look...
436
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,072
Don, I am just really...
Confused.
437
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,074
I mean...
438
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,076
On the one hand,
439
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,078
I am like this...
440
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,080
Fully developed woman
441
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:14,618
With boobs
And the whole shebang, but...
442
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,721
Inside I just feel like
I'm still growing.
443
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,224
I don't know
Where that's gonna go.
444
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,463
Look, I don't know
How long
445
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,399
I'm gonna be
On this planet.
446
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,768
Nobody does, sally.
447
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,103
Right.
448
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,705
Right.
449
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,676
And I just don't
Want to miss anything.
450
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,179
Don't you ever
Feel that way?
451
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,949
I shouldn't have
Asked you to marry me.
452
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,450
No.
453
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:50,120
Oh, don, I am so glad
You did.
454
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,122
It made me think,
455
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,726
And I have talked
To everyone about it.
456
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,231
Everyone except
My best friend.
457
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,334
Ah, sally.
458
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:09,573
You're like this
Beautiful wild horse.
459
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,576
If I'm...Gonna keep you,
I'd...
460
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,944
Have to break you.
461
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,416
Because if I didn't,
You'd just keep
Throwin' me off
462
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,250
And steppin' on my head.
463
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,089
But I don't want
To break you, sally.
464
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:28,125
I love you.
465
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,264
So I guess I'm gonna
Have to...Let you go.
466
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,167
If, uh...
467
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,170
If someday you should
Choose to, uh,
468
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,672
Come back to me...
469
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,242
Maybe I'll be here...
470
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,244
Maybe I won't.
471
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,379
We'll just have to see.
472
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,054
So this is it?
473
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,725
You know my number.
474
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,694
Yep.
475
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,529
911.
476
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,970
Hey, don.
477
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:19,042
Can we...
Turn on the siren?
478
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,980
You know,
For old times' sake?
479
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,117
Sure.
480
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,820
[siren]
481
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,264
Harry, I'm sorry
I kicked you out
Of the family.
482
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,766
Mm...That's all right.
483
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:46,336
I'm sorry I turned my back
On the family.
484
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,372
That's all right.
I'm sorry I tried
To have you arrested.
485
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,810
That's all right.
I'm sorry I tried
To get you evicted.
486
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,244
That's all right.
487
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,245
Spitting.
488
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,747
[plink]
489
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,315
You missed the sink.
490
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,351
I'm sorry
I missed the sink.
491
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,353
That's all right.
492
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,090
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