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Last time on
3rd rock from the sun...
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Sally, narrating:
Lieutenant's log.
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Rutherford, ohio,
Is overrun
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By a group of gorgeous,
Manipulative venusians.
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All the men are blinded
By their beauty--
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Yes!
Yes!
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Dick with gabriella--
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You are a silly!
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Tommy with chloe,
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And harry totally
Loses it for mascha.
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You're my little
Schmoo-schmoo!
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Meanwhile,
Mary and nina get...
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Tickets
To the super bowl!
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Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
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And head to san diego
For the big game.
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Just as I stumble
Upon the venusians'
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Diabolical plan
Of total world domination,
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They kidnap me
And take me to california.
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Aaaahhhhhh!
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The guys finally catch on
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And head west
To try and save me.
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Boy, am I screwed.
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Let's go!
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So, uh, you guys noticed any
Sudden influx of, uh,
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Attractive women
Around these parts?
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Oh, yeah, a whole
Bunch came through.
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Really?
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Tall, exotic, scary?
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That's them.
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We're hot
On the trail, boys!
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If you bump into one
Named estrovia,
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Tell her glen says hi.
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Right.
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Uhh!
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Ohh!
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This stuff
Is terrible!
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Dick, it's
Got twigs in it.
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Twigs are the meat
Of the desert.
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Ok, I never thought
I'd say this,
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But I miss
Sally's cooking.
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Yeah.
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In all the horrible meals
She ever cooked us,
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She never once
Tried to feed us wood.
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[telephone rings]
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Is that your cell phone?
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No, it's not
My cell phone.
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Is it
Your cell phone?
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We don't have cell phones!
We're from ohio.
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Oh, wait a second.
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It's
Mascha's compact.
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Whoo!
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Should I answer it?
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Uh, no! Tommy,
You answer it.
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Why me?
Because you
Look like a girl.
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Oh, ok.
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[feminine voice]
Hello?
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Attention, all members
Of group 7.
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Rendezvous tomorrow morning
At exit 11, route 66.
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Sounds good.
Over and out.
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And put some makeup on.
You look like a boy.
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Harry, you're
Burning the map!
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What? Waa!
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Out! Out! Out!
Get it out!
Get it out!
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I don't see
Any of these women around.
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Well, this is exit 11.
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Harry, you look around.
I'll get us supplies.
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Wait, dick, we
Don't have any money.
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Watch this.
I know how these
Trading posts work.
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Greetings. We give you
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Blankets
And shiny hubcap.
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You give us
Chili dogs and gas.
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Greetings,
White eyes.
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We take cash
Or credit card.
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Where's
The bathroom?
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They're not pay toilets,
Are they?
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No.
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Fine.
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Where's the most
Expensive jewelry?
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Right here.
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Hello, mascha.
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Harry, what are you
Doing here?
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Don't play me, baby.
I've been waiting for you.
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And what have you
Done with sally?
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I can't
Tell you anything.
I wish I could.
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Can you
Give me a hint?
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We're doing something,
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Something big,
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Sunday,
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In san diego.
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Is that all
You can tell me?
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Sunday...
At a stadium...
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In san diego.
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Just one clue,
For old times' sake?
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At the super bowl!
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Work with me, baby!
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Which super bowl?!
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I have to go now, harry.
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Why are the cute ones
Always so dumb?
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Come on, boys!
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We're going
To san francisco!
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Mascha:
San diego!
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San diego!
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Sally:
Lieutenant's log.
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I don't know how long
I've been here.
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I don't know how long
They're gonna keep me.
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I don't know
What I know anymore.
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On the plus side,
My skin looks great.
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So, what
Are you?
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I am a venusian.
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What do venusians do?
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They seize control
And make it
Look effortless.
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How many venusians
Does it take to
Screw in a light bulb?
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None.
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They get
A man to do it.
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Ok, let's see
Some bad girl attitude.
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[rock music playing]
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Now a frightened waif.
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Party girl.
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Well, she's
Getting there.
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Not really.
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Hello, I'd like 3 tickets
To the super bowl, please.
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Good ones.
Yeah,
50-yard line.
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Sky box.
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Sold out? But the game
Doesn't start for 8 hours.
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Hello? Hello--
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Well, what are we
Gonna do now?
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If only
We knew someone
Who had tickets.
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Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
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Like mary.
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Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
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This is ridiculous!
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The hotel should have
To warn their guests
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That people
From the half-time show
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Are staying here.
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He shoots,
He scores!
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Get killed.
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You've done well.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm starving.
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[gasps]
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Ohh.
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I'm full!
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Morning, fellas.
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Come on in.
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What have I missed?
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A lot. You missed
Espn 2's preview
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Of the espn super bowl
Pregame show.
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And the cnbc
Pregame show,
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Which is
The first preview
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Of the nbc
Super bowl
Pre-pregame preview.
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Grab yourself
A waffle and a beer.
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It's only t-minus
6 hours to kickoff.
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♪ how loose
Is your goose? ♪
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♪ how funky is
Your monkey? ♪
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Oh, my god! What
Are you people on?
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Will you shut up?!
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You want to check out
The continental breakfast?
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I hear it's
Next to the bar.
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Let's go.
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Find the tickets.
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Ah, yes. She's either
Hidden them under the carpet
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Or sewed them
Into the chair.
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Found them.
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Where were they?
In the drawer.
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Genius!
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♪ how ♪
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♪ funky is
Your monkey? ♪
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All right, thank you.
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Wow! That baby
Has a big head.
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Well, it, uh,
Runs in the family.
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And the hair?
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Yes, I know.
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We have
A very ugly baby.
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Hey, vivian!
Come look at
This baby's head!
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Why don't
You shove your
Little comments--
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Oh, is he thirsty?
He's thirsty.
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Get me out
Of this thing!
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Harry, push! Push!
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Dick: look,
There they are!
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Harry:
It's chloe.
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Dick:
And gabriella.
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What should we do?
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Let's make out
With them.
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Shut up!
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They're going
To the ladies' room.
We gotta follow them.
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Tommy, you go first.
You look like a girl.
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As soon as we get back,
I'm getting a haircut.
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Where'd they go?
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Whoa, dick,
Hold on a second.
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Oh, tommy, not now.
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No, no, come here.
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Uhh!
Ohh!
Uhh!
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Dick?
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What?
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I have to use
The bathroom.
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Me, too.
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Not now!
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Ohh!
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Ohh!
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Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
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This is the biggest
Ladies' room
I've ever seen.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
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Stop!
I hear something.
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00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,434
I don't
See anything.
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00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,302
All clear!
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00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,008
Let's go,
Gentlemen.
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Prell: let them go.
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00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,901
That's no way
To treat our guests.
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Cappuccino, gentlemen?
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Well, what else
Do you got back--
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Take the cappuccino!
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Pantene, breck!
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Get our visitors
A refreshment.
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00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,413
Where's my
Sister sally?!
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Pert! Pert plus,
Bring out the new one.
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Sally.
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My name is
No longer sally.
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I now go by the name
Paul mitchell.
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00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,262
So, ready to die?
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00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,899
That's it!
You tell her, sally.
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00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,600
I was talking to you.
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00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,369
Oh.
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00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,015
These aren't
Super bowl tickets.\
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00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,182
Yes, they are.
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00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,751
These are tickets
To ocean world.
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00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,018
No, they're not.
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00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,254
See that big fish?
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00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,892
It's not a fish,
It's a mammal.
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Move on out of the way.
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00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,261
Move!
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00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,929
Next!
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00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,970
Why are you
Wearing pasta?
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00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,641
I just like it.
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00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,643
Well, get rid of it.
It cheapens up the place.
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00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,645
What is your
Evil plan, prell?
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00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,149
Are you gonna keep
Us here and make us
Your sex slaves?
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00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,784
No.
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00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,085
Are you sure?
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00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,086
That would be
A pretty good
Evil plan.
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00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,154
It would be torturous.
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00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,790
Shut up! Our plan is
Much better than that.
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00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:12,097
We are here
To take earth's
Entire supply of stuff.
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00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,599
From tiny
Leather backpacks
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00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,234
To sports cars
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00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,735
To faberge eggs.
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00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:22,006
All those things
You like will be ours.
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00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,074
Impressive, prell,
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00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,077
As is this secret
Underground lair of yours.
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00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:30,081
It's not to my taste,
But I can see where
You're going with it.
251
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,251
However, the people
Of earth are not as
Stupid as you think.
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00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,119
Ooh, really?
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00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,720
You were.
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00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,756
Gabriella?
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00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,758
For the last
30 years,
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00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,294
We have monitored
Earth broadcast
Signals,
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And we know
Your weakness.
258
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,534
And now we're going
To exploit it with
The ultimate weapon.
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00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,701
Is it
A ray gun?
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00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,203
Oh, I bet
It's a giant magnet.
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00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,705
Does it rhyme
With snuclear?
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00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,475
Our weapon is...
263
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,076
The beer commercial.
264
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,611
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
265
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,747
What?
What?
What?
266
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,316
It's very simple,
Gentlemen.
267
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,751
Chloe, darling.
268
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,620
We have noticed
That when you earthmen
269
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,556
Are bombarded with images
Of hops, barley, breasts,
And fun,
270
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,960
You become weak
And susceptible
To suggestion.
271
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,962
We have created
A beer commercial
272
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,667
400,000 times
More powerful
Than ever before,
273
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:26,370
And we will broadcast
This 30-second
Masterpiece during--
274
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,705
The super bowl?
275
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:31,776
Yes, and thank you
For ruining
My dramatic moment.
276
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,213
Excuse me, but wouldn't
It have been easier
To just buy a commercial?
277
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,115
During
The super bowl?
278
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,584
Have you any idea
How much that costs?
279
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,021
Oh!
280
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,054
You call that a hit?
281
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,491
Put some shoulder in it!
282
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,193
I used to play rugby.
283
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,329
I used to be
A cheerleader
In high school,
284
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,663
But they threw me
Off the squad
285
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,466
Because I forgot
To wear underwear...
286
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,235
Occasionally.
287
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,243
The satellite
Is in place.
288
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,378
Bring forth
The master tape.
289
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,381
Don't do it, sally!
290
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,451
Master tape inserted.
291
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,587
Oh, remember
The good times, sally.
292
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:20,190
Press play and pause
On master tape.
293
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,693
5 seconds to air.
294
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,761
5...
295
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,162
4...
296
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,363
3...
297
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,199
7...
2!
298
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,233
2...
299
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,368
1...
300
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,005
I'm your daddy.
301
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,374
You're my little
Schmoo-schmoo.
302
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:42,646
And I'm your bunny man.
Whoo, I'm your bunny!
303
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,715
Harry: come to papa, baby.
304
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,652
That's right. That's it.
305
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,589
Stop the master tape!
306
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,825
Boy, that was
Embarrassing.
307
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,226
Paul mitchell,
308
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,063
What have you done?
309
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,065
There's no
Paul mitchell here.
310
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,467
My name is
Sally solomon!
311
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,969
Yes, she's back!
312
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,438
How rude!
313
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,741
Gabriella, teach
This lady some manners.
314
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,477
Oh, sweetie, trust me,
You don't want any
Of this, all right?
315
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,512
Oh, I want plenty
Of that.
316
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,049
[inhaling and exhaling]
317
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,419
Uh-oh.
318
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,420
She's got the kung-fu!
319
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,122
Aah!
320
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,525
Ok, now I'm mad,
321
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,293
And you won't like me
When I'm mad.
322
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,628
Aah!
323
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,166
Oh!
324
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,842
I can't believe
You got your ass
Kicked by a girl.
325
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:49,780
Well, you may have
Succeeded in ruining
Our master plan,
326
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,782
But we'll be back.
327
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,818
Meanwhile, you will
Be trapped here.
328
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,254
Begin self-destruct
Sequence.
329
00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:01,291
Computer: the control room
Will self-destruct
In 4 minutes.
330
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,427
Let me guess.
We're in the control room.
331
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,895
Correct.
332
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,397
Let's go, ladies.
333
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,071
Well, guys,
I guess this is it.
334
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,673
I suppose
It's appropriate.
335
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,941
We came
To this world together,
336
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,309
And now we're gonna
Leave it together.
337
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,377
You know
What happened?
338
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,611
We stayed on this
Planet too long.
339
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,047
Remember the first rule
Of intergalactic travel:
340
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,548
Never get attached.
341
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,750
I thought it was
Never get a cat.
342
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,289
But you know, looking back
On the last 2 years,
343
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,757
Living as a human
With the three of you,
344
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,393
I wouldn't change a thing.
345
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,831
Computer: the control room
Will self-destruct
In 3 minutes.
346
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,000
Well, except this last thing
Where we blow up.
347
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,035
Good point.
It sucks.
No, thank you.
348
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,604
What fools!
349
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,272
We thought those women
Really loved us!
350
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,840
Suckers, all of us.
351
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,910
Harry!
Mascha!
352
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,612
I love you.
353
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,048
Suckers, huh?
354
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,886
We gotta stop that ship!
355
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:06,690
Mascha, let's use these last
Precious moments of life...
356
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,825
To make out.
357
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,193
Harry, come on!
358
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:13,197
Computer: the control room
Will self-destruct
In 2 minutes.
359
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,265
Dick, we gotta go!
360
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,566
No. We can't
Let them escape!
361
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,468
Mascha, how do you contact
The transport ship?
362
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,404
I don't know.
My training
Was in seduction
363
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,871
And large appliance
Repair.
364
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,706
Right, dick.
She fixed the dryer.
365
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,342
Yeah. Look how great
My shirt came out.
366
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,709
You still have to
Replace the bearings.
367
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,211
What's that
Gonna run us?
368
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,546
Shut up!
The transport ship
Is coming!
369
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,480
Not for long.
Stand aside!
370
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,750
Oh! What was
I thinking?
371
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,820
Oh, that smarts!
372
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,621
Wait, I've
Got a wrench.
373
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,290
You could have
Mentioned that before.
374
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,892
Well, I didn't think
You were gonna hit it
With your hand.
375
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,403
Computer: the transport ship
Is now careening
Toward the sun.
376
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,404
That's good,
Isn't it?
377
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,405
Oh, yeah.
378
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,041
All: yeah!
379
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:01,645
Computer: the control room
Will self-destruct
In one minute.
380
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,413
All: let's go!
381
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,989
Dick: run for your lives!
382
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,290
The big women are angry!
383
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,125
Save yourself
While you still can!
384
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:21,398
Boy, I must be buzzed
'cause I thought
That was dick.
385
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,367
Yeah. Me, too.
386
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:29,539
Have I ever told you
How attractive
I find you?
387
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,174
No.
388
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,144
And I hope
You never do.
389
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,654
All is lost!
390
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,257
The transporter's
Destroyed.
391
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,691
We're stranded.
392
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,527
That's right.
Squirt your tears.
You lose.
393
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,429
Ha ha!
394
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,767
Now we're stuck forever
On this truck stop
Of a planet.
395
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,936
Now, don't cry.
It's a good place.
396
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,438
You'll make
Friends here.
397
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,972
Believe me,
It's not so bad.
398
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,542
Of all the planets
In the galaxy,
It's one of the nicest.
399
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,676
How would you know?
400
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,846
Well, it's...
Just a hunch.
401
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,549
What will we do
Here on earth?
402
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,150
We have no skills.
403
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,185
Except for
Evil manipulation.
404
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,689
And that's not a career.
405
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,358
No one needs us.
406
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,560
Has television
Taught you nothing?
407
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,962
You've seen
Our advertisements.
408
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:29,133
Women like you are
Our unattainable standard.
409
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,667
Every product you use...
410
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,504
Every trend
You embrace...
411
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,472
Becomes our obsession.
412
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,742
You are the shapely
And elusive carrot
413
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,513
That our homely old horses
Will chase for eternity,
414
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,782
Our insecurities
Spurring us on,
415
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,951
Demanding that we
Spend, spend, spend!
416
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,587
No one needs you?
417
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,789
Our global economy
Depends on you.
418
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,024
Women: wow!
419
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,292
So, stay...
420
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,094
Stay where
You are needed.
421
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,063
And where
You are needed--
422
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,032
We get it!
We get it!
423
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,601
Announcer: welcome
To ocean world, san diego,
424
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,204
Home of big wally
And little wally.
425
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,406
Well, that
Was pretty good.
426
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,407
Yeah.
427
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,642
...As this happy duo
Amazes you
428
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,443
With their
Aquatic agility.
429
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,816
Announcer: ker-splash!
Ha ha ha!
430
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,554
Nina, you know
What's really sad?
431
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,223
What?
432
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,892
I wanted to drown
Just now.
433
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,327
Me, too.
434
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,202
You know, I wonder
If I should have
Gone to paris
435
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,770
With chloe
And gabriella.
436
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,905
Yeah, I'm beginning
To think I should
Have gone, too.
437
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,840
Yeah, right.
438
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,276
I'm going to go put on
Some more makeup.
439
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,912
You know, when
I was on the road,
440
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,646
I was offered a job
Repairing dryers
441
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,717
For the second largest
Laundromat in tucson.
442
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,185
You were?
443
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:55,986
But I turned it down.
444
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,055
I couldn't leave you.
445
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,025
Mascha,
You gotta take it.
446
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:05,696
I could never
Live with myself
If I held you back.
447
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,331
What do you mean?
448
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,434
A girl like you
Could never be happy
In rutherford.
449
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,437
If you didn't take it,
You'd regret it.
450
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,874
Maybe not today,
Maybe not tomorrow,
451
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,308
Maybe not ever.
452
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,845
But you'll
Regret it.
453
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,982
Well, if this is going
To be my last night here,
454
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,985
Can we
Spend it together
455
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,720
Staring up
At the stars?
456
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,154
Sure.
457
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,998
Captioned by the national
Captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
458
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:44,568
Ow! Ooh!
459
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,236
Hello, mary!
How was your trip?
460
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,872
Awful. We didn't even
Make it to the superbowl.
461
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,407
Well, you probably
Had a better time
462
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,675
At ocean world, anyway.
463
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,711
How do you know
We went to ocean world?
464
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,346
What else would you
Do if your tickets
Got stolen?
465
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,916
We never mentioned
Our tickets were stolen.
466
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,086
Well, whatever
Happened, you're
Probably better off.
467
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,354
Why?
468
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,624
The sodas were 4.95.
469
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,993
And the hot dogs--
470
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,161
Aaah!
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