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( dramatic soundtrack playing on tv )
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( steady beep )
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What happened?
What did you do?
Dick, he touched it!
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( all arguing )
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( blows whistle )
What the heck is
Going on here?
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You almost made me
Spill my joe.
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That noise, don--
What is it?
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( turns volume off )
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All right, everyone,
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There's no need
To panic.
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This has been a test
Of the emergency
Broadcast system.
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- why? Is there
An emergency?
- no.
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This has only
Been a test.
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Had this been
An actual emergency,
You would have been instructed
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On where to go
In your area for shelter.
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- shelter from what?
- bombs.
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- ( all gasping )
- to interrupt a program
Of this quality
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Under the guise
Of national security
Is preposterous!
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Ooh, look.
It's back on.
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Hmm, x-files.
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Never really got it.
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I know.
It's so inaccurate.
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Say, sally,
How's about
Tomorrow night
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I buy you the biggest
Steak in town?
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How's about
You throw in
A baked potato?
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How's about you wear
That red dress?
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- how's about you
Pick me up at 8:00?
- how's about I come early?
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How's about you let us
Watch our show?
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Oh, look at this.
I bet they break
The genetic code
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And realize
Scully's been implanted
By the smokin' guy.
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Oh, look at that!
The alien just put a probe
In that guy's ear.
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Everybody knows
You can't get a brain scan
Through the ear.
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You got to go
Through the butt.
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You know, I bet
I could write
A killer x-files.
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( scoffs )
I could write one
In my sleep.
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- I could write one
Hanging upside-down.
- I could write one with crayon.
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I could write one if I lost
Both my arms and had to
Type with my feet.
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- I could write one--
- I want to watch one!
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Why don't you shut up
And go write one?
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Fine, then. We will.
Come on, harry.
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- yeah, come on.
- good!
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And when it's on tv,
I'll talk all through
The damn thing,
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See how you like it!
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Someone should
Take the probe
Out of his butt.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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So sad when
A colleague leaves.
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You know, you really feel
As though a part of yourself--
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So, sonja,
It's a shame
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We didn't have time
To get to know
Each other better.
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Uh, yes,
15 years goes by
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Rather quickly,
Doesn't it?
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Yeah. So, uh...
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Why'd you decide
To take that job
At columbia?
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Um, well, my mind
Was made up
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Once I found out
That they had the only
Unpublished collection
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Of the early
Geometry writings
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Of nicolai lobachevsky.
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That would be
My major reason
For relocating.
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- can we take more than one?
- oh, take as much as you want.
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Nobody's gonna
Show up to this thing.
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You two should be
Ashamed of yourselves.
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Poor sonja umdahl
Has wasted years
Of her life
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In this stuffy, mildewed
Book mausoleum.
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The least you could do
Is wish her well.
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Yeah!
Shame on you!
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Uh, good-bye,
Sonja.
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Well, she doesn't have
Many friends, does she?
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No, she's just shy
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And introverted,
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Weird.
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Go introduce yourself.
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Oh, no, mary!
Some of the students said
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That she has spiders
In her hair!
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Get over there!
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Ah! Morgan's physical basis of heredity.
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It's a quick read,
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Although I did find
The footnotes intrusive.
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- me too.
- dick solomon,
Physics department.
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Sonja umdahl.
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I knew you two
Would get along!
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Well, thanks
For coming.
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And staying.
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- so, uh, let's go.
- no, no, no, no.
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I got an idea.
Let's do this right.
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Sonja, why don't
You come over to
My house tonight,
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Say, uh, 7:00, and we'll fix
A going-away dinner for you.
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- I'll bring dessert.
- great!
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well, um--
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Hi, uh, excuse me.
I'm looking for somebody,
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A big, strapping guy,
Handsome.
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- he's a cop.
- hi.
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- here I am.
- good for you.
I'm looking for somebody.
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Sally?
It's me, don.
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Don?
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Did you shave
Your mustache?
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I never had
A mustache.
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Are you wearing
Contacts?
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No, sally,
I'm wearing my glasses.
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- are they new?
- not since eighth grade.
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- in strictly quantum terms.
- of course.
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And just like you
Can have quarks
And anti-quarks--
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And neutrinos
And anti-neutrinos.
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Wait a minute.
Isn't a neutrino
A breakfast bar?
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You were saying?
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You can actually
Have a particle
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That doesn't have
A counterpart--
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But is an energy
All to itself
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- which exist simultaneously
As its own opposite.
- right.
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- both: the photon!
- yes!
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( both laughing,
Chattering indistinctly )
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Oh, dr. Solomon!
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- you are a fountain
Of knowledge.
- and you...
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Are a puddle
Of smartness.
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Okay, that's it.
Party's over.
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Drive her home.
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Mary, it's so early.
I wanted to hear sonja's
Thoughts on refraction.
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Well, I'm sure
It wouldn't be
That interesting.
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Oh, sonja, I'm sure
It's fascinating,
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But I'd rather
Go to bed.
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So have a nice flight,
Drive, life,
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Whatever.
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I'm so glad we met.
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And I'm so glad
You don't have
Spiders in your hair.
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Okay, harry,
The first scene
Is critical.
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We have to hook the viewers
With something exciting.
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How about a picnic?
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- picnics aren't exciting.
- I've been to some
Exciting picnics.
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We need something
To get the juices flowing.
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Maybe we should just
Start with a fight.
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Ooh! I bet that
Might just work.
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“scully...
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And mulder...
At a picnic.”
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( yelling )
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- good morning.
- yes, isn't it?
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The air is crisp.
Dew is on--
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Where the hell
Have you been?
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I took sonja home,
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And we were having so much fun
That I spent the night.
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- did you have sex with her?
- no!
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I only do that
With you!
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And sometimes
Farrah fawcett
In my head.
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Mary, all we wanted
To do was talk.
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A man and a woman
Cannot connect intellectually
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Without eventually connecting
With their connectors.
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Are you saying that
Just because sonja
And I share
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The same intellectual
Interests, we're destined
To share the same bed?
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- yes.
- but that's ridiculous!
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Sonja's far too intelligent
To have sex with me.
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- here you go.
- thank you.
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Nina, do you have
Many men friends?
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- oh, yeah, lots.
- and they're just friends?
You don't... You know.
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( chuckles )
Then, no.
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I think sonja umdahl
Likes dick.
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So? A man would have
To be a lunatic
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To be attracted
To that woman.
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- uh-oh.
- oh, no, nina.
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I trust dick,
I really do, but...
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There's something
About that woman
That bothers me.
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- want to know what I heard?
- what?
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Sometimes if you peek
Through the library window
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- and she doesn't know
You're looking,
- yeah?
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You can catch her
With snakes moving
All over her head.
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Just moving
All over her head.
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Snakes and mo--
Oh, and then
I rinse
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And then I repeat
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And then I rinse
And then I'm done.
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Oh, hello, sonja.
I thought you moved.
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Um, soon, soon.
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I'm just tying up
Dead ends.
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Great.
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I, uh, understand
You and dick
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Had an interesting
Conversation last night.
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- oh, he told you?
- dick tells me everything.
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Uh, what she needs to know is,
Are you after dick solomon,
Yes or no?
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Oh, my god!
Is that what
You think?
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That I want
Your boyfriend?
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Uh, yeah.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I never should have
Kept talking,
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Boring him
With my thoughts.
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Please forgive me.
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You're the only
Friend I have.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
I'm still your friend.
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- so's dick.
- 'kay.
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Do you want to go get
A cup of coffee?
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No, I'll just
Stay here for a moment.
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( shuddering sobs )
I have to get
My thoughts together.
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Oh, oh, okay, honey.
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I hope you're happy!
You made her cry!
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( deep calm voice )
Hello, professor.
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Sonja,
I thought you left.
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I couldn't leave,
Dr. Solomon.
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I couldn't leave you.
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Oh, I'll be all right.
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You can pretend
All you want, professor,
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But sonja sees through
Your little char-r-ade.
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- take me!
- sonja, I can't
Do this with you!
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This is what mary
Is for.
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Ah, come on!
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00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,444
Do you mean to tell me
You always talk calculus
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With women you're not
Attracted to?
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00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,984
Now, sonja is itchy!
Scratch her!
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Dick, I just want you to know
I spoke with sonja today.
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- you did? I didn't.
- she considers us
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To be just good friends--
That's all she wants.
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Then why did she try to do
Unspeakable things to me?
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- what?
- right here on this desk!
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Things that only you do!
Not nearly often enough.
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- I can't believe it!
- believe it, mary.
She wants me!
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And not just my mind.
She wants my body,
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My beautiful body!
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I can't believe that woman
Stood in my office
And lied to me!
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But I resisted her, mary.
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I told her I wasn't
Interested in her that way.
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- I should hope so!
- I told her to get
Right out of our office.
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Good for you!
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- and I promised
To see her tonight.
- what?
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- it was the only way
I could get rid of her.
- the only way?
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Did you try a fire hose?
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00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,979
No, but I did tell her
To put her blouse back on.
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That was quick
Thinking, right?
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You know,
I'm beginning to wonder
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If you're as committed
To this relationship as I am.
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Look, tonight I'm gonna
Tell her I can't
See her anymore.
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Good,
'cause it's either me...
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Or the spider woman.
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Oh!
I'm the devil's candy!
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Sally?
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Yeah?
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I been thinking
About what happened
Last night.
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00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,451
Well, here's what
I'm thinking.
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I'm thinking
I'm a starving woman,
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And you're
The blue-plate special
At the beef 'n' griddle.
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You had me worried.
I thought we took the midnight
Train to splits-ville.
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00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,600
Well, we may have
Crossed signals
At the last junction,
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But now we're
Back on track.
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All aboard.
239
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,208
Whoo, whoo.
240
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,379
Okay, they run
Down the hallway--
241
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,915
- a government agent is waiting.
- he shoots.
242
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,852
- his hits the agent--
- but he's wearing
A bulletproof vest.
243
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,854
- mulder runs.
- the agent follows.
244
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,256
- he traps mulder
In the hallway.
- both: he kills mulder!
245
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,926
( both shouting )
246
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,394
- you're brilliant.
- oh, thank you.
And you're a genius.
247
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,397
- true, but you're the best.
- back at you.
And you are super.
248
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,500
Both:
We're both great!
249
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,836
All right,
Let's get that down.
250
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,071
Okay, buddy.
251
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,941
- what'd we say?
- I don't remember.
252
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,854
( knock at door )
253
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,994
Dr. Solomon,
I knew you'd come.
254
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,196
Sonja, I-I--
255
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,932
I have something
To tell you.
256
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,668
( stutters )
You are a brilliant,
257
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,237
Beautiful,
Fascinating woman.
258
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,907
- let's go to bed.
- all right.
259
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:39,710
No, no, no.
What I mean is,
260
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,613
I'm sorry if I've
Misled you in any way,
261
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,850
But my heart, my mind,
And mr. Wiggly
262
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,918
All belong
To mary albright.
263
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,757
Oh, really?
264
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,260
Then I have something
To tell you, my darling,
265
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,863
But my words
Would be hollow
266
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,798
Unless sung.
Please sit.
267
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,301
( arpeggio )
268
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,840
♪ first there was newton ♪
269
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,710
♪ who could tell
How things fell ♪
270
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,614
♪ but I never have
Fallen that way ♪
271
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,317
♪ then there was hawking ♪
272
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,954
♪ who told of black holes ♪
273
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:27,058
♪ but I've never been
Sucked in, per se ♪
274
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,528
♪ and no one, not einstein ♪
275
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:35,666
♪ has made me feel as fine ♪
276
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,604
♪ as solomon's made me ♪
277
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,172
♪ today... ♪
278
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,174
I gotta go.
279
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:47,078
♪ you've awakened
My passion,
Dick solomon ♪
280
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,981
- ♪ you've made physics
A physical thing ♪
- I did?
281
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,385
♪ our electronics magnetic,
Our energy's kinetic ♪
282
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:58,188
- ♪ my harmonic is
Oscillating ♪
- oh, lord!
283
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,926
- ♪ you've awakened my passion,
Dick solomon ♪
- please stop!
284
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,928
♪ you've made
My life turn ♪
285
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,430
♪ on a dime... ♪
286
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,365
Chiffon.
287
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:12,403
♪ I know this sounds crass ♪
288
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,841
♪ but your energy
Times ♪
289
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,710
♪ my mass... ♪
290
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,913
( yelps )
291
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,684
♪ would create
An explosion ♪
292
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,954
- ♪ through time. ♪
- listen, sonja, no.
293
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,889
Oh my god, we're skipping!
294
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,660
Oh my god!
295
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,966
Can't you see
It's bigger than both of us?
296
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,836
Well, thank you,
But I-I feel--
297
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,472
I have to go home!
298
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,320
( inhales )
I love walking
In the rain.
299
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,322
It's fun.
300
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,725
Really?
I found it tedious.
301
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,760
Maybe that's because
I was with you.
302
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,497
Oh, don,
This isn't working.
303
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,333
Yeah, I kinda
Got that vibe.
304
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,335
I'm sorry, don.
305
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,605
I'm sorry too.
306
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,875
Oh, look.
The sun came out.
307
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,411
Yeah, but not
For us.
308
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,713
Well,
309
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,782
Good bye, sally.
310
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,218
It was nice...
While it lasted.
311
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,554
Good bye, don.
312
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,789
Hold on a minute
There, big guy!
313
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,061
Maybe I've, uh,
Been a little hasty.
314
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,564
Freeze!
315
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,966
I may not have
Officially made
Detective yet,
316
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,769
But I think
I've figured out
What's going on here.
317
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,105
You're not
In love with me.
318
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,209
You're in love
With the uniform.
319
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,211
Could you be right?
320
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,647
Could my attraction to you
Be completely superficial?
321
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,815
( gasps )
322
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,983
( sighs )
323
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,453
I'm afraid so.
324
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,422
What does this mean
For us, don?
325
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,424
I'll tell you
What it means.
326
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,594
It means you never see me
Out of uniform again.
327
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,829
Hot dog!
328
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,831
And you know,
329
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,966
I've got a hat too.
330
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,038
Wear it.
331
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,577
( spanish guitar playing on stereo )
332
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,713
( knock at door )
333
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,682
( music off )
334
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,721
- oh, it's you.
- hello, sonja.
335
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:50,027
I just spoke to dick.
I believe we have a problem.
336
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,429
I don't see
Your boyfriend
337
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,831
Wanting me
As a problem.
338
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,301
Let's get down
To business, shall we?
339
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,905
- no!
- dick, I told you
To wait in the car!
340
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,973
I can't allow women
To fight over me.
341
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,310
Not even if they're wearing
Bikinis in a big tub of mud!
342
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,780
Mmm.
343
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,216
We're not going
To fight.
344
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,020
Let's just settle this
Once and for all,
Shall we?
345
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,756
Dick, are you interested
In sonja romantically?
346
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,625
Well, she's very smart
And very attractive--
347
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:25,095
- dick!
- but no, mary,
I love you.
348
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,364
There you have it.
Game over.
349
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,034
The game's not over
Till I say it's over.
350
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,236
- is the game over?
- no.
351
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,973
Sonja, stay away
From my man!
352
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,975
He'll be mine soon.
353
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,244
Not while I'm
Still breathing.
354
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:43,914
Then I'll just
Have to stop you
From breathing, won't I?
355
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,683
Listen, um--
Wait, wait--
Hold it--
356
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,353
- can't we please
Just be friends?
- ( both shrieking )
357
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,957
Someone use a fist!
358
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,896
I give!
I give!
359
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,435
Game over.
Let's go.
360
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,437
Oh!
361
00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:09,439
Oh, my god!
362
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,509
Mary...
363
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,845
I am so turned on!
364
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,924
Ah, my little tigress.
365
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,860
Once again I must tell you
How magnificent you were.
366
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,096
I was pretty
Terrific, wasn't I?
367
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:36,300
Dick, does sonja have
Something I don't have?
368
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:39,035
Oh, yes, a gargoyle
Door-knocker.
369
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,575
I mean,
Do I stimulate you
Enough intellectually?
370
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,410
( chuckling )
Oh, mary.
371
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,947
- no.
- what?
372
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:53,650
Nobody does.
But that's not what
I want from you, mary.
373
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,720
I want to hear
About your day,
What you had for lunch,
374
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,323
Why you got so mad
At the dry cleaners,
375
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:03,060
Your charmingly
Misguided theories
On evolution.
376
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,062
Your voice, mary,
377
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,431
I want to hear
Your beautiful voice.
378
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,700
- thank you.
- mary?
379
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,702
What?
380
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,871
You're hurting my hand.
381
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,516
Well, that's it--
382
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,051
Two and a half pounds
Of x-files gold.
383
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:30,220
- let's send it off.
- pleasure working
With you, my man.
384
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,822
- effortless.
- seamless.
385
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,824
You know,
It's times like these
It makes me proud
386
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,026
To be an alien posing
As a human being writer.
387
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:45,336
Times like these I wish
I'd numbered the pages.
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