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I just cannot believe
That they moved us
To this lousy table.
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Yeah, I can see
The ice in the urinals,
For crying out loud.
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That's it, I'm gonna go talk
To the guy in the monkey suit
And find out what's goin' on.
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Well, everybody,
I'd like to
Propose a toast.
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Uh, no.
No, harry.
Let me.
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( clears throat )
To someone who has been
An inspiration to us all
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And a beacon of light
In a dark
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And ominous fog
Of mediocrity--
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To me.
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- can I see it?
- I've been immortalized.
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Ah, yep.
It's not just anybody
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Who gets to be
In the pendleton
Yearbook.
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Only those people
Who work at
Or attend pendleton.
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Okay, well, marizio said
He can't give us
Our table back.
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He's saving it
For someone important,
Some bigwig.
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A bigger wig than I?
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Whoa!
Check it out, you guys.
It's mark hamill.
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I cannot believe we had
To give up our table
For luke skywalker.
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“ooh, look at me.
I'm so important.
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My father's
Darth vader.”
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He is?
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I'm gonna go over there
And I'm gonna get
Our table back.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Remember, sally,
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He's a celebrity
And therefore
Our superior.
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( scoffs )
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- uh, you're
Mark hamill, right?
- yes.
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- okay, well, look, I hate
To do this, but I really--
- no problem at all. It's okay.
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- here we go.
- um, what are you doing?
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Well, signing
My name.
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( scoffs )
I don't need
Proof, pal!
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I know it's you!
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Move over, sweetie.
Get up!
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All right,
Here's what's gonna
Happen, okay?
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My family is
Gonna sit here
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And you guys are gonna
Sit over there.
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( making whirring sounds )
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00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:06,892
Hey, how about this: I'll give
You a copy of my new book,
And we'll call it even.
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Okay, how about this?
Why don't you book
Over to that table?
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Look, I'm sorry.
I'm not moving
Anywhere.
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( chuckles )
I disagree.
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What--
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He seems very
Down-to-earth.
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Ooh!
( chuckles )
Scrappy.
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May the force
Be with you, buddy!
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( '50s rock music playing )
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Hey, guys,
Guess who's on
The front page?
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- ♪ ta-da ♪
Sally solomon.
- what?
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“local woman
Sally solomon
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Put her foot down for
The common man last night
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Square on the chest of
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star wars: special edition
Star mark hamill.”
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This is huge!
“said solomon,
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'just because I'm
A nobody doesn't mean
I'm not somebody'.”
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Wow, that sounds like
They're making you out to be
Some kind of hero or something.
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That's nice, sally.
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Not as nice as being
Published in the yearbook,
But it's...
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( phone ringing )
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Hello?
Yeah, she does.
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What, today? Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, I'll ask her.
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Uh, sally, they want you
To be on good afternoon, rutherford.
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That's my
Second-favorite show.
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- what's your first favorite?
- good morning, rutherford.
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Why are they making such
A big deal out of this thing?
This is a joke, right?
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No, it's not
A joke at all.
We're superior beings.
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The spotlight was
Bound to find us
Sooner or later.
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She'll be there.
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- in fact, they'll probably
Want to interview all of us.
- yeah.
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They'll probably want
The perspective of the guy
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Who spent the whole fight
Hiding in the ladies' room.
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I was not hiding!
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I was freshening up.
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Host: when we come back,
We'll meet sally solomon,
Rutherford's newest hero.
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Good afternoon,
Rutherford!
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Clear!
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- hi.
- hey.
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- I'm a big fan.
- oh!
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Now, is there anything
I can get you?
Soda, water, coffee--
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00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,535
Oh, no, I can get it,
Thanks. Hey, you know,
Enough already.
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00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:07,005
- oh, sally, there you are.
- dick, where have you been?
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Putting on my own makeup,
For starters.
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- where will I be sitting?
- who are you?
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Oh, I'm dick solomon.
Perhaps you've read my book.
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00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,448
Why don't you go
Sit over there
On that couch
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00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,450
Underneath
The air conditioner.
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00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,187
Is that where you do
Emotional family
Reaction shots?
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00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,222
Uh, sure.
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Sally solomon,
You took your
Table back.
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00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:35,166
Well, just 'cause
A guy's famous doesn't mean
He can walk on people.
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( audience applauding, cheering )
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Woman:
we love you, sally!
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00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,844
Let's go to the phones.
You're on the air
With sally solomon.
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Man:
uh, yeah, sally, I just want to say,
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to heck with mark hamill,
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you should be in the next star track movie!
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( audience applauding, cheering )
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No, I'm just
A homemaker.
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just because you're a nobody doesn't mean you're not a somebody!
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( audience applauding, cheering )
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Wow.
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Okay, let's take
Another caller.
Go ahead.
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Man, indian accent:
oh, my goodness, yes.
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I am congratulating miss sally solomon,
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and I am wondering if she can speak a bit about
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the brave and, some might say, gorgeous person
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who made the reservations.
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Thank you
Very much.
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( low )
Oh, I think it's great.
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( normal )
Well, hi, dick.
I saw the show.
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00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:42,333
Sally was wonderful.
She has such a presence.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that.
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It's so exciting to see
Somebody you know on tv.
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Yeah, jerry springer had
My uncle jennifer on once.
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Well, I guess it's great
Being on television
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If you're one of those people
That always has to be
Looked at-- you know,
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One of those pathetic types
That always needs to be
The center of attention.
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00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,229
Hello!
I'm speaking over here!
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- I'm sorry.
Did you say something?
- all I'm saying is,
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There's something wrong
In this country when
People are fawned over
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For attacking movie stars
While brilliant
Physics professors
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Toil on in obscurity.
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Isn't that what
The nobel prize is for?
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Oh, please,
Don't get me started
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00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,482
On that vacuous
Popularity contest.
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Oh, remember what
Andy warhol said.
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What?
“I bet if I paint
This can of soup,
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Some sucker will pay
A million dollars for it”?
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After that. The thing
About everybody being
Famous for 15 minutes.
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- fifteen minutes?
- this is sally's 15 minutes.
Let her enjoy them.
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Fifteen minutes?
Oh.
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Fame is so fleeting.
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( chuckling maniacally )
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Poor sally.
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00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,817
Hey, solomon,
That lady who decked
Luke skywalker
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00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,820
Has the same
Last name as you--
“solomon.”
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00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,689
- yeah, yeah,
She's my aunt.
- no way.
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- actually, she is.
- you are such a liar!
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- let's get him!
- wait, wait, wait!
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Yes, I will tell her.
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Okay, I'll tell her!
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Tommy, I've been
Trying to call you
For two hours.
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The phone's been
Ringing off the hook.
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Everybody wants
To talk to sally.
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That last guy was the manager
Of the scone zone.
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They want to name
A latte after her.
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Oh, those poor,
Misguided fools.
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Even with a generous
Grace period,
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Her 15 minutes
Were over hours ago.
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What a great day!
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00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,427
Harry, could you do me
A favor and grab me
A mineral water?
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- okay, sally.
- sally, when's dinner?
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Oh, I ate.
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- where?
- marizio's.
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- marizio's?
- yeah, he called the station
Right after the show.
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He said he felt awful
About how I was treated there.
Guess which table he gave me?
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00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,543
- no!
- yes!
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00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:08,013
While you were with marizio,
I've been acting like
Your stupid secretary.
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00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,315
I'll take those,
'cause from now on
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I'm sally's
Stupid secretary.
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00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,954
( ringing )
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00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,957
Hello. Mm-hmm.
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00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,261
Well, it's kind of
Short notice.
Well, okay.
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00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,663
We'll expect you to send
A town car.
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00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,533
Oh! With a driver.
Okay.
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This is big.
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Sally,
You are throwing out
The first pitch
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00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:37,809
At the championship game
Of the rutherford
Senior citizens'
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High-arc modified
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00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,279
Slow-pitch
World series.
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00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,883
I've always dreamed.
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00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:49,153
- I'll lay out your gown.
- just a minute, missy.
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00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,823
I think you're
Forgetting something--
Our dinner.
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Tonight I'd like you
To make something
Stroganoff-y.
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00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,594
Mmm, I'm sorry,
But due to
A prior commitment,
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00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,863
Miss sullivan's
Dinner-making will
Have to be rescheduled.
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Enough!
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00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,468
Lieutenant, as of right now,
I order you to be
No longer famous.
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00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,670
- you can't order that.
- think of the mission.
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00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:10,008
This is bigger than the mission!
I didn't ask for this mantle.
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The people of rutherford
Need a sally solomon,
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And it just so happens
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I am sally solomon.
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00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,952
So I will be
Their sally solomon.
I can do no less.
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00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,221
Play ball!
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00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,268
Hi, hi, hi, hi.
More flowers for sally.
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00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,770
Gladiolas.
Very nice.
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00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,839
Hello, dubie.
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00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,648
Listen, be a love
And put them with
The others, would you?
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00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,418
Hi, boys. Sorry
To keep you waiting.
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00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,653
Now, sally, they just
Want to do an interview
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00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,322
And pop a few photos
Of you just being yourself.
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00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,391
Well, that's fine.
Why don't I just
Walk over
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00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,194
To my favorite chair
And relax like I always do.
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I did some modeling
In my day.
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'course, I had a very
Bad experience, though.
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00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,613
The runway stopped
And I didn't.
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00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:24,682
- out, out, out, out, out.
- why do I have to stay
In the kitchen?
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00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,951
The rutherford bugle
Is having a photo shoot
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00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,420
To capture the private
Side of sally solomon,
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00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,790
And we need to
Keep the public
Out of the way.
201
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,792
But-- but it's
My living room!
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00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,928
Dick, we're trying to
Create an atmosphere here--
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00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:41,366
You know, something
With a little less you.
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( gasps )
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00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,570
Keep moving, boys!
We're losing light!
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00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:50,341
- don't they know that
I'm in the yearbook?
- boy, is this sucking.
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00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,343
Would you please
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00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,412
Keep it down, people?
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“people!”
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00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,416
He called us
“people!”
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00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,553
No one...
Calls us “people”"
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00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,857
And then he screamed
Like a little girl.
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00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,927
- that's great, I love that.
- I've got a terrific idea
For a photo.
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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,095
Sally, why don't you show them
How many little debbies
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00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,930
You can shove
Into your mouth at one time?
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00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,733
( gasps )
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00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,835
Yeah, why don't you
Let 'em take
A picture of you
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00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,270
In the kitchen,
Burning our dinner?
219
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:22,073
Why don't you take
A picture of her trying
To find a boyfriend?
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00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,977
Although it'd have to be
A long exposure.
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00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,146
Lies! Lies!
222
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,481
They're all lies!
223
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,223
Hey, sorry about our
Little misunderstanding
The other day, solomon.
224
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,225
I guess she really
Is your aunt.
225
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,428
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
226
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,197
Yeah, must be
Pretty cool living
With a celebrity.
227
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,500
Yeah, you want to come
Under the bleachers and throw
Stuff at the soccer team?
228
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,437
Oh, I have a class
Right now, actually.
229
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,439
Oh. So now
Your aunt's on tv
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00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,441
And suddenly you're too cool
To hang out with us?
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00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,376
- let's get him!
- wait--
232
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,813
For god sakes, pepper,
Get out!
233
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:08,652
Look, it's that slutty little
Beagle from next door!
234
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,588
( whimpering )
235
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,328
Careful!
Don't let him in!
236
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,098
Run along, pepper.
237
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:26,003
I've been trying
To get him out
For an hour.
238
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,074
That must be
An awfully long time
In mary world,
239
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:35,613
Where 15 minutes
Lasts for five days!
240
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,182
- is this about sally?
- yes!
241
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,687
Do you think you could
Get her to speak at my
Rotary luncheon next week?
242
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,856
Harry won't return
My calls.
243
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,758
- oh, mary, you too?
- oh, dick,
244
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,728
Why are you so
Upset about this?
What do you want?
245
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,130
Fame! I want
To live forever,
246
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,933
Light up the sky
Like a flame-- fame!
247
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,206
Don't blame sally.
248
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:05,509
She punched out a star
And some glitter stuck
To her fist.
249
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,212
Could have happened
To anybody in the restaurant.
250
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:12,082
I never thought of that.
251
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,619
My god,
You're right!
252
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,922
Oh, mary!
( kisses )
253
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,258
How can I repay you?
254
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,192
Glad I could help.
255
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,264
No-oo!
256
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,408
Mark hamill!
257
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,811
Yes.
258
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,813
I'm sorry, sir.
There is a line.
259
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,650
And you have crossed it.
You're sitting at my table.
260
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,920
- what?
- prepare to be heaved
Into nonfiction.
261
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:53,190
- hey, hey,
Hey, hey. Security.
- uh, we don't have security.
262
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,326
Not so tough
Without “chew-bacon”
Around, are we?
263
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,630
- I think I can take him.
- thanks.
264
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,400
You know, just because
You're somebody
265
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,536
Doesn't mean
That I'm not...
Somebody else!
266
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:14,679
Well, now I see
How fame works.
267
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,682
When a woman stands up
To a celebrity,
She's a hero,
268
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,117
But when a man
Three times his size
Picks a fight with him
269
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:23,520
For no apparent reason,
Suddenly he's the bad guy.
270
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:28,659
It's just so unfair!
271
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,794
Uh, tommy,
272
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:34,398
Maybe we should get out
Of here and maybe go grab
A rusty burger or something.
273
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,700
Oh, well, I thought
You didn't want to
Be seen with me
274
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,702
'cause sally was
So famous.
275
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:42,072
Oh, let it go, tommy.
Sally is so over.
276
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,176
- she is?
- she is?
277
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,212
Yeah, now everyone's
Talking about that woman
In east rutherford
278
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,214
Who's living on
Nothing but spices.
279
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,115
- what, like paprika?
- probably.
280
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,120
- hide the paper!
Hide the paper!
- why?
281
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,789
Because sally's
Not in it.
282
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,461
Any phone calls?
283
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,501
- no.
- thank god.
284
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,170
Peace and quiet.
Peace and quiet.
285
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,740
Uh, harry, where are
The fresh flowers that
Come every morning?
286
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,276
The ones in there are wilted.
They did come this morning,
Didn't they?
287
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,080
Yes.
288
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,050
They came.
But they were mums.
289
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,586
And I know
You don't like mums,
And so I threw 'em out.
290
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,555
And that's
What happened.
291
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,027
You are good to me.
292
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,329
And now I must rest.
293
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,768
And to think that I wanted fame.
That could have been me.
294
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:48,006
It's so sad.
She was so big.
295
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,508
She still is big.
296
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,478
It's the planet
That got small.
297
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,349
Now if you'll
Excuse me,
298
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,484
( choking up )
Madam needs me.
299
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:13,197
( imitating lasers firing )
300
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,465
( screaming )
301
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,773
- ( knock at door )
- yes?
302
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,609
- harry: housekeeping.
- oh, come on in.
303
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,778
Mr. Hamill, I will not
Lie to you.
304
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,381
I am not
From housekeeping.
305
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,651
I'm here because
My sister,
306
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,320
Who is your biggest
Fan in the world,
307
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:40,190
Has only 72 hours to live!
( sobbing )
308
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,662
Gee, I'm so sorry.
I wish there was
Something I could do.
309
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,131
Actually, there is.
310
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,466
Come with me to old
Downtown rutherford,
311
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,869
Where you will
Be seen with her
In a crowded restaurant.
312
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,605
She then gets to
Pummel you and become
A media sweetheart.
313
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,473
I'll go get your bags.
314
00:17:56,475 --> 00:18:00,377
Oh, this would be nice.
You can wear this.
315
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,379
( cries out )
316
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,918
Could you get
Somebody from security
Up right away?
317
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,553
What do you mean,
There isn't any?
318
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:13,323
The freakin' ewoks
At the sheraton had security!
Come on!
319
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,761
- mr. Hamill!
- he's getting out!
320
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,930
- mr. Hamill!
- help!
321
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,136
Man on tv:
we love you, sally!
322
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,838
Man #2: just because you're a nobody doesn't mean you're not somebody.
323
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,873
( clicks off, rewinding )
324
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,044
Man:
we love you, sally!
325
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,348
Man #2: just because you're a nobody doesn't mean you're not somebody.
326
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,417
Sally.
327
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,320
- they did love me, didn't they?
- what are you doing up?
328
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,857
- the phone might ring.
- well, but it's
4:00 in the morning.
329
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,193
It's only 1:00
On the coast.
330
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:53,030
Sally, I know this must
Be very painful.
331
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,099
How could you know?
332
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,101
You'll never know
What I had.
333
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,103
Sure, you're
The high commander
334
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:02,506
Of an intergalactic
Exploratory mission,
But me?
335
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,909
( exhales )
I was a star.
336
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,044
At least you got to be famous
For a little while.
337
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,046
It was good
While it lasted.
338
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,081
How can I go on?
339
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,184
I'm not famous anymore,
I'm not special.
340
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,454
- I'm nobody!
- you're not nobody.
341
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,591
You don't have
To be famous
To be special.
342
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,727
The world doesn't
Know about nina
343
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,763
And how she goes
To the old folks' home
Every wednesday
344
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,232
And sings them
Happy songs
345
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,968
Despite her busy schedule
And their constant requests
346
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,037
That she go away.
347
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,107
That's special.
348
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:39,042
Officer don
Sometimes takes money
Out of his own pocket
349
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,445
And feeds expired
Parking meters.
350
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,247
To save people
From getting tickets?
351
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,750
No, he just hates
Doing the paperwork, but...
352
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,120
It's still special.
353
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:52,556
I know someone else
Who's special.
354
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,558
Someone who helped
To rescue me
355
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,693
From an invisible box
356
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,863
And took care
Of a human baby as though
It were her very own.
357
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,466
It wasn't someone else!
That was me, you idiot!
358
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:05,937
You're the idiot!
That's my whole point!
That's why you're special!
359
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,638
Oh.
360
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:14,678
I guess I am--
Special, I mean,
Not an idiot.
361
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,049
Thank you,
Commander.
362
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,318
- good night, lieutenant.
- good night.
363
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,725
Harry,
Where've you been?
364
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,727
Chasin' the dream,
Sally.
365
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,929
Chasin' the dream.
366
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,097
Let it go, harry.
367
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,533
It's over.
368
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,771
Oh, no.
369
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,107
It's not over.
370
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:46,910
It's far from over!
371
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,218
“in an obvious
And desperate attempt
372
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,588
To cash in on
Mark hamill's
Interstellar success,
373
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,125
A source close to
Sally solomon last night
Called the bugle
374
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,994
To tell all of rutherford
That sally solomon
375
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,863
Is in fact an alien
From a distant galaxy
376
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,133
Far, far away.”
377
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,604
We're back on top, sally!
378
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,907
We're back on top!
379
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,716
Oh, tommy, did you show
Your dad what I wrote
In your yearbook?
380
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,584
( dick gasps )
381
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,021
- tommy has a yearbook?
- no.
382
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:34,091
- yes.
- yes. No.
383
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,093
Where is it?
384
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,028
In the oven.
385
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,833
( yelps )
386
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,803
Yours is slightly bigger.
32831
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