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( jingle playing )
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44 across,
"Men are from mars,
Women are from..."
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Let's see, five letters
Starting with v.
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Ah! "Vegas."
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Dick! Dick, look who
I met outside-- michel.
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Michelle?
You're a girl?
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- no, he's from france.
- hello.
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Michel asked me to take
A picture of him
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Standing next to that statue
Of general rufus putnam--
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Ooh, did you make him
Put his finger in the
General's nose?
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oui.
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"Oui."
That means yes.
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( speaking french )
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( all laugh nasally )
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Mary! Nina!
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This is sally's delightful
New french guy, michel.
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Ah. Mary, nina.
Your names could be french.
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( both laugh )
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( both sigh )
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I took three years
Of french in high school
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And I can't remember
A thing.
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No no no no,
I am in america,
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I am the one
Who needs to learn, hmm?
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Okay.
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Oh! Michel,
How do you say "Nice
To meet you" in french?
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- enchanté.
- enchanté.
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Okay, how do you say,
Five, five, five, o,
One, eight, nine?
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cinq, cinq, cinq, zéro, un, huit, neuf.
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Okay, you might want
To write that down.
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Nina!
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Uh, michel,
We should be going.
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Yeah, it was fantastic
To meet you all.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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He is so charming.
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Ow! Oui!
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On my foot I have a big,
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Painful, oozing blister.
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All:
A blister!
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( theme music playing )
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( french national anthem playing )
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So michel,
What time is it
In france right now?
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Uh... 4:00 a.M.
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Wow, it's so early.
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You have been
So wonderful to me, sally.
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I never meet
A woman like you.
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And you never will again.
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You are not only
Beautiful, you are kind--
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- but more beautiful right?
- yes.
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So, um, how long
Are you planning on
Staying in rutherford?
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Sally, I-- I love
This place, I would like
To stay very much,
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But your government
Is... Not so nice.
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Except for abraham lincoln.
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Yes, nice man,
Very very nice man.
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But...
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Your country is not safe
For someone like me.
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Uh... There is only one
Safe way for me
To stay here,
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Kind girl.
I need to get married.
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Sally?
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Would you marry me?
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( yelling )
Yeow! Damn!
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Hot diggity dog!,
Oh man, oh man, oh mama!
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It's just that...
Nobody has ever asked me
That before.
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- oui.
- oh!
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( theme music playing )
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- all: you're what?!
- I'm getting married.
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- why are you doing this?
- two reasons, I'm a woman,
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- and he asked me.
- lieutenant, aren't you
Forgetting something?
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- you're right,
The wedding announcement!
- no no! The mission.
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Dick, this is my mission.
It's what women are
Supposed to do--
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Get married, have babies,
Hire total strangers
To raise them
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And then wonder
Where they went wrong.
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Tommy and harry:
Very true.
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It happened so quickly.
How did he know it was
Time to ask?
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He's a man,
Men know these things.
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But I'm a man.
Am I missing something?
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- you? Never.
- no flies on you.
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Dick, trust me,
I know what I'm doing.
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Besides, I've dated
More than any of you.
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But by no stretch
Of the imagination
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Have you been
The most promiscuous.
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Trust me, high commander,
Michel's a great guy.
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Plus he's loaded, look.
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He's giving me $5,000,
He wants to marry me
So badly.
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2,000 upfront and the rest
When the deal's done.
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- as a gift?
- no no, tommy...
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This is what's known
As a dowry.
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It's an old-world
Marriage custom and michel
Is from there.
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Maybe if we hold out,
He'll throw in
A goat or two.
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And the best part
Of everything is I get
To have a wedding, you know?
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Big white dress,
Long veil, crappy band.
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Ah. It will be a day
I'll always remember.
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Okay, there's work
To be done!
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Harry, I want you to find me
Something old, something new,
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Something borrowed,
Something blue, go!
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- get me a deal
On flowers!
- flowers!
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Your job is to sit back
And just get overwhelmed
By the whole process, okay?
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( bell rings )
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Hi, can I help you
With something?
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Yeah, my sister is getting
Married, she needs flowers.
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- anything in mind?
- cheap.
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Ah. You know what?
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I have a sample bouquet
From a wedding we did
Yesterday.
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Something like this maybe?
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Yeah yeah, that's nice,
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But it doesn't really
Uh... Pop, you know
What I'm saying?
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I was thinking
Something maybe
A little more like this
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And maybe a spray of these--
Oh, these are great.
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- could you hand me
The ribbon back there?
- sure.
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No, the ivory.
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Let's see.
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Now this rocks.
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Young man, you have
Quite a knack for this.
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Cool.
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( trombone playing )
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- she's getting married.
- oh, that's so romantic!
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- she just met him!
- I wish I'd have
Met him first.
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Dick, do you have
A problem with this?
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No, why should I?
Sally's fulfilling
Her purpose as a woman.
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( sighs )
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Oh, please, dick,
Not every woman
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Feels her life is incomplete
Until she got a man.
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Well, hasn't your life
Been better since
You met me?
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Yes. But we've
Taken the time
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- to learn about each other.
- and we've learned a lot.
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We've been together
Over a year, we're not
Getting married.
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- certainly not.
- we've never even
Discussed it.
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- you never brought it up.
- neither have you.
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We're talking
About it now.
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- ( panicky ) I have
A phone call to make.
- me too.
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- whoa, beautiful flowers.
- oh, thanks, I arranged them.
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Really?
You did a great job.
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Ah-ah, don't touch.
You don't want to
Over-bunch the vase.
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Each flower
Has to be allowed
To have its own moment.
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Oh, yeah, moment.
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Uh, my uncle wally
Owns a flower shop
In florida.
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His roommate jasper
Helps him run it.
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So, you think he'll
Pass it down to his kids?
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No, I think the legacy
Stopped right there in
South beach. Sorry.
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See, this is the third set
Of little people
You've sent me,
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And once again they bear
No resemblance to me
or my future husband.
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Get it right!
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Sally! I got it,
Everything you asked for.
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Oh, what a relief!
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Something old--
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A radial, courtesy
Of the alley.
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Something new--
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A tub of vaseline
With an unbroken seal.
Sweet!
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Something borrowed--
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A cup of sea salt
From miss dubcek.
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And finally, the pièce
De resistenance--
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Something blue--
A lifesaver!
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Minty.
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That's perfect, harry.
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Ooh! Those are beautiful!
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Oh thanks, I was tempted
To use willow branches,
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But they seemed
A bit stark.
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- you're very artistic.
- yeah, I'm sure that's
The word.
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- hello, sally.
- hey.
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I heard the news.
Wow!
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It happened so suddenly.
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Cut to the chase, mary.
Sally, she thinks
You're crazy.
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- what?!
- no, I didn't say that.
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It's-- it's just
That I'm concerned.
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I want the best for you
And this all happened
So quickly.
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Mary, you are
So transparent.
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- you're jealous.
- both: what?
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- you are. Yeah.
- you are!
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- you wanna
Get married too.
- you do!
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- well sure, when I'm ready.
- and you don't think
I'm ready?
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Well, I just think
You should wait.
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Until when? I'm middle-aged
And I have to walk out of
The bedroom backwards
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So my husband won't see
My ripply butt?
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( chuckles )
Oh, stop.
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Mary!
That's what you do!
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Okay. I guess this was
None of my business.
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You're doing it again!
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I'm sorry I even tried.
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Wait, no no no,
Dr. Albright. Wait
Wait wait!
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Look. Look, just-- here.
Sit down here, okay?
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It's just that I got so...
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Damn arrogant, you know,
That I got proposed to.
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I mean, it's like I finally
Got something I can lord
Over other women.
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- and that's
Not right, no.
- no.
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I want you to be happy
For me, mary.
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I'd like you to be
In my wedding.
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Bridesmaid?
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Better.
I want you to be
My maid of honor.
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- ( both gasp )
- my bitter old maid
Of honor.
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( trombone playing )
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Gentlemen, how do you know
When it's time to get married?
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Right when that little
Stick thing turns blue.
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- uh-huh.
- yup.
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I mean, do you get married
When the relationship
Stops to be about sex
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And starts becoming deeper?
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Deeper than sex?
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I just don't know
If I'm ready.
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Dr. Albright is tightening
The old matrimonial chokehold,
Isn't she?
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Oh I wish.
Unfortunately she wants
To get married.
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I guess I'm just
Gonna have to ask her.
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Why don't you buy yourself
Some time by giving her
An engagement ring?
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- a ring?
- something big
And showy, you know.
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It proves how much you care
For her and that way you can
Drag it out for years.
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So I just tag her,
Put her on the shelf,
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So I can pick her up
Whenever I want like--
Like human layaway?
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I like it.
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( whimsical music plays )
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- I like that one.
- hmm, it's very you.
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Sally, I've been
An insensitive clod.
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Yeah, I'm used
To that by now.
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No no. Not to you,
To dr. Albright,
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- which is why I've decided
To ask her to marry me.
- good for you.
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Thank you.
And as high commander,
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My wedding is
More important than yours.
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So I get to go first.
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( gasps )
What?!
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You horrible,
Horrible man!
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Why do you wanna rain
On my parade?
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The one chance
I get to feel special,
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And you want
To take it away from me!
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I want to be the bride!
Me, bride!
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- ( sobbing )
- ( mumbles )
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I-- I'm sorry, forgive me.
I'm being selfish.
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You're right.
You should go first.
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- yeah.
- you've already
Ordered your cake and...
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I haven't even popped
The question yet.
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Now stop crying.
There is my girl...
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And what a big girl
You are.
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And soon I'll have
To give you away
To another man.
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And what a pretty bride
You'll make.
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♪ where are you going,
My little one, little one? ♪
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♪ where are you going,
My baby, my own? ♪
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♪ turn around
And you're tiny ♪
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♪ turn around
And you're grown ♪
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♪ turn around
And you're a young wife ♪
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♪ with babes of your own. ♪
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( accordion playing )
237
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- to you, dr. Solomon.
- to me.
238
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,313
You are a great american.
239
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,348
In france, it would be
Very hard to find a man
240
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,350
That would accept money
For his sister.
241
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,654
Tsk. And it was
Impossible in wisconsin.
242
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,155
Hmm, yeah.
243
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,893
She's all yours now.
I bet you can't wait
To sleep with her.
244
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,729
- pardon?
- you know, the big night,
la nuit grande.
245
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,732
No no no,
Professor solomon,
246
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,935
This is a legal arrangement
Only, I will not touch
Your sister.
247
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,939
You have to!
She's dying to!
248
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,707
Are you positive?
249
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:33,745
Of course, it's like
Those sneakers ads say,
"Just do her."
250
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:42,420
You are a very
Strange family...
251
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,389
But strange in a way...
252
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,525
I can accept, huh?
253
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,527
- salut!
- a votre santé!
254
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,496
- d'accord.
- ( laughs nasally )
255
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( trombone playing )
256
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,369
( rattles )
257
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,608
Oh, don't push.
I'll buzz you in.
258
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,477
- ( buzzes )
- ( rattles )
259
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,246
Wait to push.
260
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,082
I'll buzz, then you push.
261
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,017
( buzzing )
262
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,723
L-listen to me!
263
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,192
Wait for the buzzer
To stop!
264
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,265
( buzzing )
265
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,073
And they wonder why
Old downtown rutherford
Is dead.
266
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,208
You can't get
Into the stores!
267
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,313
Oh!
268
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,048
Good morning, sir,
Lovely day.
269
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:48,119
Uh-- uh, yes. Is there
Something I can show you?
270
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,820
Oh, engagement rings
For women.
271
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,956
Oh, excellent, excellent.
272
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,758
Diamond engagements
Are right over here.
273
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,395
Uh... We'll start small.
274
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,664
Ooh, this one looks nice.
How much is it?
275
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,600
Ah-ha, that one is...
$3,000.
276
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,838
( chokes )
For a diamond!
277
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,874
Where I come from,
We use the big ones
For doorstops!
278
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,011
Sir, you mustn't think
In terms of price.
279
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,680
- the ring is a symbol.
- a symbol?
280
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,516
Yes, the circular shape
Represents never-ending love.
281
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,686
Circular shape...
282
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,922
Great!
I'll give her my watch.
283
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,359
( carousel music playing )
284
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,539
- knickers?
- they're crushed velvet.
285
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,675
Do you... Like them?
286
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,745
I made them.
287
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,747
Tommy...
288
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,682
Kiss me.
289
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,955
Eh... Do you wanna
Go out to the rambler?
290
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,957
There's a few minutes
Before this whole
Procession.
291
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,160
No, I was just
Checking something.
292
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,897
Hey! Hey, don't start
The mower
293
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,132
Unless you're ready
To cut the grass!
294
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,604
( gasps )
295
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,606
Oh, sally...
296
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,109
You look so beautiful,
297
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,012
So exquisite, so--
298
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,046
Bold!
299
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:26,517
You, my lucky lady,
Are in charge
Of that train.
300
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,021
Hey, harry.
301
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,627
Um... Who's that?
302
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,897
Sally, meet
Blind joe slocum.
303
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,933
He's old, I borrowed him
From the tip top club
304
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,503
And he plays the blues.
305
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,174
- okay, so what
Do you have that's new?
- he's my new friend.
306
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,045
So are you
Of the bride's family
Or the groom's?
307
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,281
Neither, I am
With the immigration and
Naturalization service.
308
00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:01,051
I have reason to believe that
There is an illegal alien
In the wedding party.
309
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,487
Really?
310
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,528
Mary.
311
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,798
There's something I've got
To ask you before this whole
Thing starts.
312
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,601
Oh dick, not again.
You're on sally's left
313
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,036
And remember, no skipping
Down the aisle.
314
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,605
( knocks )
315
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,242
Can I borrow
A toothbrush?
316
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,211
There is the most
Adorable man out there
With the government.
317
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,680
- he's looking for aliens.
- ( yelps loudly )
318
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,184
Thank you, miss dubcek.
319
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,755
Now go out there
And hypnotize him
With your feminine wiles.
320
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,291
- it's never been
A problem. Oh!
- okay.
321
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,394
Family meeting!
Family meeting.
322
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,229
- ( whispers )
- ( all yelp )
323
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,131
- where?
- are you sure?
324
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,001
- I've got to see michel.
- ( all yelling )
325
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,936
No, wait wait wait!
No, wait wait wait!
326
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,306
Wait wait wait wait wait
Wait wait wait wait wait
327
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,141
wait wait wait wait!
328
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,243
wait wait!
329
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,945
I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry, michel,
330
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,381
- but I can't marry you.
- what?!
331
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:07,217
- I'm sorry.
- but I need
To get married,
332
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,986
They'll send me back.
I'm an alien.
333
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,521
What?
334
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,157
I-- I'm an alien.
335
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,193
Wow, okay.
336
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,030
See this is never
Gonna work because...
I'm an alien too.
337
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:24,068
- what? Then-- then what
Is the point of this?
- I don't know.
338
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,536
Then give me back
My money.
339
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,037
Well I can't,
I spent it on the dress.
340
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,572
What? But--
341
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,508
Just pull yourself
Together, man.
342
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,512
Listen, somebody's here
Looking for you. Now come
With us and we'll protect you.
343
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,716
No! No no no no,
I am sick of you and
Your crazy people.
344
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,752
Crazy people!
You're crazy!
345
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,154
Hey, you!
346
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,323
Come on, albright.
347
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,479
( music playing )
348
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,991
- oh!
- ( harry gasps,
Clears throat )
349
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,993
Oh, mary, uh--
We are leaving town.
350
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,230
No particular reason,
You know, call of the road.
351
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,499
Oh, dick, you shouldn't
Be embarrassed.
352
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,434
Michel's the one
Who got arrested.
353
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,904
They got michel!
Oh!
354
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:36,707
The other guy
From immigration.
It was an ugly fight.
355
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,210
The french tend to kick
A lot when frightened.
356
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,413
Immigration?
357
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:46,550
Yeah, they said
They'll be sending him back
To france in the morning.
358
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:50,321
Of course, he's from
Another country!
359
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,556
That's why he's an alien.
360
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,791
- alien from france.
- oh.
361
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,695
Not a quivering purple tube
From a distant galaxy
362
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,096
Sent to study humankind.
363
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:03,601
What? I said "Not."
364
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,702
I'm sorry, sally.
365
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,739
It's all right,
You know. I got the cake,
I got the dress,
366
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,774
I got almost all the way
To the altar.
367
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,077
- but you didn't get married.
- I know, but what the heck.
368
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,913
Hey, as long as we're all
Dressed up, who wants
To go bowling?
369
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,883
Tommy, harry,
Grab my train.
370
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,220
She made
A beautiful bride.
371
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,490
She'll make
A beautiful bowler.
372
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,493
Mary.
373
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,495
( door closes )
374
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:35,699
There's something
I've been wanting to ask you
For several days now.
375
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:39,303
I thought about it long
And hard and I know it's
The right thing to do.
376
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,439
Mary...
377
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,674
Will you wear my watch?
378
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,648
I can't wear this.
379
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,350
Oh, I see...
380
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,086
I thought it's
What you wanted.
381
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,055
It's just too big.
382
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,290
I know it's a big step,
383
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,327
But don't you think
That maybe someday
You might want to wear it?
384
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:07,264
Well... Maybe if--
385
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,900
If I gain
A lot of weight.
386
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,940
Cake?
387
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,577
( classical instrumental music plays )
388
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,450
Some white irises,
Gerber daisies
389
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,086
And a sprig of eucalyptus
For balance and scent.
390
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,755
- ( sniffs )
- cool, what you doing?
391
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,325
I'm making a centerpiece
For the football team.
392
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,697
- really?
- yeah, it'll go great
On their training table.
393
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:43,066
I can't wait
To see their faces
When they see this baby.
394
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:50,608
Ooh, it's fun to stay
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