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- oh, dick!
- oh, mary!
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- we mustn't
Do this here.
- yes, we must do it.
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- we can't!
- we can. I measured.
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Oh! I have
An early class
Tomorrow.
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You hear what
She said, dick?
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She's got an early
Class tomorrow.
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Will you be quiet?
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Can't you see
I'm trying to get
To second base here?
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Things have really
Changed since she
Entered the picture.
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Now we even have
To act like humans
When we're by ourselves.
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She's like
That yoko woman
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Who ruined
Her husband's band.
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Oh, yeah.
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You remember
That episode where
She convinced ricky
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That she could play
The bongos?
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- this bites.
- ( mary yelps )
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So does she.
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( '50s rock music playing )
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What?
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The crust in your eyes,
It's still there.
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Oh, no!
No, don't touch it.
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It's beautiful.
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My god, you're
A morning person.
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No.
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No, I'm
A mary person.
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Oh! Oh, that's
So sweet.
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I had the strangest dream
That your brother harry
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Was curled up at our feet
In the middle
Of the night.
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It won't happen again.
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- I'll finish dressing.
- can I help you?
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No.
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Do you mind?
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I am trying
To sleep.
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- she slept over again?
- slept? No.
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Well, eventually,
But I think the innuendo
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Is delightfully clear.
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Don't you see
What's going on here?
She hogs the bathroom.
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She leaves stuff
In the sink
For me to wash.
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And last night
She forced us to watch
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An a&e biography
On susan saint james.
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- what's your point,
Lieutenant?
- you let in an outsider.
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- she's getting in the way
Of this mission.
- I'm giving you
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An opportunity
To observe her
Up close.
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Well, she's
No jo anne worley,
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But quarters to her.
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Hello, tommy.
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I really want
The two of us
To be friends.
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Don't you have
Any friends
Of your own?
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You're probably
Very confused
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About what's
Going on between
Your father and me.
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No, not really.
I have excellent hearing.
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I just want you to know
That your father and I
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- are going to be seeing
A lot more of each other.
- oh, wow.
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How much could
Possibly be left?
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Well, gotta go.
See you at the office.
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I have an idea.
Why don't I ride
With you?
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I think it would be
A better idea
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If we rode separately,
If you know what I mean.
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- I don't know what you mean.
- people might start
Thinking
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That we're
Sleeping together.
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- ( gasps ) what?!
- we are.
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We are, I swear.
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Why can't you two
Just ride together?
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- I need the car
To go shopping.
- I need a ride downtown.
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It's just not
A good idea.
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- why not?
- this is exactly what
I was talking about.
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- she has a car...
- it's really none
Of our business...
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You know what?!
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I don't want to
Start a fight here.
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It's okay for you
To ride with me today.
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- yes!
- come on.
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What's this?
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I won.
I won $150!
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You don't
Understand, lady.
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You owe us $150.
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Oh, I see.
So you lure me down here
To collect my prize.
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Then you pull the old
Bait and switch.
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- ( phone rings )
- I'll take care
Of this.
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Sally?
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Hello, don.
It's been a long time.
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I thought you walked out
Of my life for good.
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I'm back.
I ran into trouble
Out there in the city.
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- the city is
Full of trouble.
- I found this on my car.
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Parked in
A handicap zone.
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I'm sure you had
A good reason.
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Yes. It was
The closest spot
To the store.
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Works for me.
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- consider this
Taken care of.
- just like that?
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Just like that.
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00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,540
Wow.
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Sally, can I take
You out tonight?
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- 'kay.
- ( chuckles )
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- no. Stop it.
- we're not in the office.
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- behave yourself.
- let's go back
In the car.
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- no.
- not in the car,
Not in the bar,
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Not in the house,
Not up your blouse.
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I cannot touch
You here or there.
I cannot touch you anywhere.
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Judith!
Father rice.
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- hello, dr. Albright.
- dr. Solomon and I
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Just ran
Into each other
On the way in.
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Dr. Suter.
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- what?
- I said, dr. Suter!
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- you again!
- do you need any help?
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Get away from me.
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( stammers )
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Good for you!
Stay independent!
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Dick, rumor has it
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That you and a certain
Anthropology professor
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Are, uh... Going
At it pretty good.
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I don't know what
You're talking about.
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Yeah, right.
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( slide whistle )
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( object plinks )
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- ( beeping )
- I gotta get me
An anvil.
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- ( tires screeching )
- harry, I need a ride.
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- no.
- you know,
I outrank you.
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Oh. Well,
In that case,
No, sir.
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Please?
Just give me a ride.
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Look, come on.
Can't you see
That I'm busy?
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What, is it
Too much to ask
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For a little time
For harry?
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I'll tell you what.
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If the roadrunner
Wins this next one,
You take me.
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But if he doesn't,
I'll never ask you again.
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Okay, you're on.
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I've seen this
Next scheme before,
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And it's
Far too brilliant
To fail twice.
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( slide whistle )
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( crashes )
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Let's go.
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- dick: you're wrong.
- judith: I'm right.
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- you're wrong.
- I'm not wrong.
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You're wrong
About that, too.
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There's no way
To observe a society
Without intruding.
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- one can't help
But leave footprints.
- of course not.
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I've seen
Your bipedal gait.
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So let me get
This straight.
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You're saying
That you could drop
Right out of the sky
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Into some strange
Culture and walk
Amongst them unnoticed?
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Yes!
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Hypothetically.
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Mary, you're
An anthropologist.
Back me up.
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I'm afraid I'd have
To agree with dr. Solomon.
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Of course.
What was I thinking?
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You're sleeping
With him.
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This is a disaster, dick.
Everybody's talking
About us.
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Oh, we're back
To that again.
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You just
Don't understand.
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I've worked hard
To be taken seriously.
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- there was a time
When I had a reputation.
- for excellence?
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Well, yes,
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But in a very
Specific category.
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When I was
A young professor
On the fast track,
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- there were
Things that I did.
- what were you doing?
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The dean.
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Is that like
The watusi?
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Sometimes.
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- there was this very
Prestigious job opening.
- did you get it?
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No, I didn't
Get the job,
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But I did get
A nickname--
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Dr. Mary slutbunny.
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Well, there's
Your silver lining.
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You just don't
Get it, do you?
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When a man has an office
Romance, it doesn't
Affect his career.
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But when a woman has one,
No one takes her
Seriously.
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- I don't understand.
- I don't expect you to.
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I need to be
Alone tonight.
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But I'm not
Like that.
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- I take you seriously,
Dr. Slutbunny.
- ( door closes )
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Sally, you look
Beautiful.
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Oh, don, that's just
The doughnuts talking.
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What you did today
Was really powerful.
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You just snapped your
Fingers, and things
Fell into place.
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Let's just keep that
Our little secret,
Shall we?
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Okay.
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Would you like
Another doughnut?
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I don't know.
Are you sure
You can afford it?
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I get 'em for free,
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All except
The cream-filled,
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But all that will change
When I make detective.
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That day
Will come, don.
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We'll make it come.
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And then...
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We can eat
Cream-filled
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Together.
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( radio squelches, muffled chatter )
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One-david-niner.
One-david-niner.
Copy that.
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00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,800
2-18?
2-18.
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- what is it?
- it's a 2-18.
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- I have to go.
- take me with you.
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00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,908
- I can't.
- please?
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- let's ride.
- oh, goody!
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That was
So exhilarating, don.
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I've never been
On a raid before.
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00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,988
Come to think of it,
I've never held
A criminal
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00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,124
Off the roof
Of a warehouse
By his ankles
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00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,725
Until he screamed,
"Mommy!"
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Oh, mommy.
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00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,166
Sally, you make me
Feel alive,
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Like I've dropped
A stun gun
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Down my pants.
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00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,206
Hey, don,
Do it again.
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00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,975
Sally,
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You're insatiable.
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00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,514
( siren wailing )
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00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,524
- ( whistles )
- you're home
Awfully late.
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00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,895
Dick, I think
I've finally found
My calling.
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00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,263
- what?
- I'm joining
The police force.
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00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,900
- why?
- because I can make
A difference.
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00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,035
I'm sorry, lieutenant,
But I forbid it.
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00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,604
- why?
- because you will
Make a difference.
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00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,607
Say you clean up
Rutherford.
What's next?
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00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:17,441
- cleveland.
- exactly.
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00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,443
- then you clean up ohio.
- that's the plan.
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00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,713
Soon, the entire midwest
Is crime-free.
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00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,715
What's going to happen
To all those people
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Whose income
Depends on crime?
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00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,986
The lawyers,
The insurance companies,
The 11:00 news?
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00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,256
Hell, the entire
Fox network?
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There are worldwide
Implications here.
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We're not supposed
To interfere with life
On this planet.
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00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:40,297
- why can't I interfere
With the planet? You do.
- I do not.
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00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,434
- what do you call what you're
Doing with dr. Albright?
- that's different.
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00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,671
When you're in love with
Someone, you're allowed
To screw up their life.
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00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,006
That's what love is.
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I understand.
I'll talk to don.
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00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,745
Thank you,
Lieutenant.
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00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,514
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go to bed.
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00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,416
I can't be around you
With a nightstick
Right now.
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Yes,
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00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,692
I seem to have
That effect on women.
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00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,930
( sobbing )
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00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,336
Hey.
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00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,040
Would you please
Take it outside?
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00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,542
( high-pitched sobbing )
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00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:36,354
- if only I could be
That spoon.
- stop it.
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00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,425
You let me be
The spoon yesterday.
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- cut it out.
- come on!
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00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,897
Dick, we're
Professionals.
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00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,932
We have reputations
To protect.
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00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,934
- we're not kids anymore.
- oh, I see.
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00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,904
The looser the skin,
The tighter the behavior.
Is that it?
243
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,408
Just let me be
The spoon once.
Please?
244
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,411
Fine.
Just this once.
245
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,986
( moans )
246
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,688
( gurgles )
247
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,328
You're about
A quart low.
248
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:23,667
From now on, I'm just
Going to slide things
Under the door.
249
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,103
The two of you
Haven't rsvp'd
250
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,673
The trustees'
Cocktail reception
Tomorrow night.
251
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,774
Well, I can't speak
For dr. Solomon,
252
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,710
But I'll be there.
253
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,082
- nina, can I
Ask you something?
- damn! I almost made it.
254
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,485
There's a man
And a woman,
255
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,321
And the woman
Won't let the man
Near her in public.
256
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,324
The man is
Very frustrated.
What should he do
257
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,728
When all he wants
Is climb to the top
Of the engineering tower
258
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,064
And proclaim his love
For all the campus
To hear?
259
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:56,167
- I wouldn't do that
If I were him.
- why not?
260
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,270
Because dr. Albright
Would kill him dead.
261
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,210
Fine.
262
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,511
I won't.
263
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,617
I don't know what
Came over her.
264
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,385
Same old story.
She wants more space.
265
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,788
I don't know how
To give it to h--
266
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,457
Wait.
I've got it.
267
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,892
I'll go out and buy
Two dozen roses,
268
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,728
And then I'll
Put a little note
On each rose that says,
269
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,964
"Hope you're enjoying
Your space."
270
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:30,801
Then I'll take one over
Every hour on the hour
And give it to her.
271
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,737
If she's not there,
I'll leave it
On her doorstep.
272
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,973
That doesn't sound
Like a very good idea.
273
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,975
Look, do you
Want her back,
274
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,578
Or do you
Want her to think
You're an idiot?
275
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,415
- I want her back.
- well, you've got
To play it cool.
276
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,817
You have to act like
You couldn't care less
277
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,986
- whether she
Likes you or not.
- but I do.
278
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,322
- no, you don't.
- yes, I do!
279
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,658
No, you don't.
280
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,328
Oh, right.
281
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,897
- maybe I don't.
- there you go.
282
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,400
- but I do!
- no!
283
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,569
Trust me,
She'll come
Crawling back.
284
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,571
I know what
I'm talking about.
285
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,573
I've been married
Five times.
286
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,343
Yeah, women.
287
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:21,018
Or so I've heard.
288
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,690
I understand,
Mrs. Bittenson.
289
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:29,193
His tree is
Dropping fruit
On your property.
290
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,096
It's just that the police
Department can't do
Anything at this time
291
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,532
Except dispatch three
Black-and-whites asap
292
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,534
To that
Dirtbag's house
293
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:40,371
And gas him until
He picks up every last
One of those...
294
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,540
Figs.
295
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:46,076
I'm sorry, sally.
You just walked into
A hornet's nest here.
296
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,046
- you work so hard,
Officer don.
- rusty, rico.
297
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,484
Protect and serve.
That's what I do--
298
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,520
Protect and serve.
299
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,589
- I got something to tell you,
And it's going to hurt.
- then make it quick.
300
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,591
- I can't join the force.
- but you're so good.
301
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,628
I'm the best,
But it's too much power
For one person to have.
302
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,130
- I'd affect
Too many lives.
- no, there's no power.
303
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,267
I do nothing.
I'm completely
Ineffectual.
304
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,269
Here's your stick.
305
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,145
I'll never forget
You, smokey.
306
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,081
You'll be back.
307
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,184
A woman like you
Can't stay away.
308
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,686
Maybe.
309
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,622
Be careful
Out there.
310
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,862
So are we sending
The squad cars
311
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,697
To collect those figs?
312
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,467
Um... No, no.
313
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,302
I'll just, um...
314
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,404
Pick 'em up
On my way home.
315
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,812
Oh, my god.
Here he comes.
316
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,216
- they're going to have
A field day with this one.
- it's okay. Calm down.
317
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,117
Nina!
It's so good
318
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,786
To see you,
319
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,822
And only you.
320
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,091
( chuckles )
Oh, dr. Solomon,
321
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,660
I've never seen you
With a turtleneck
Before.
322
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,595
His name is harry.
323
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:17,835
Dr. Suter!
Oh, and mrs. Sumner!
324
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,983
Mmm!
325
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,120
You look lovely
This evening.
326
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,122
Oh, well, thank--
No!
327
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,095
Mmm!
This is great dip,
Mrs. Sumner.
328
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,765
- it's pâté.
- this is great
Dip pâté.
329
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,005
- what's she doing?
- you don't care.
330
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,141
Oh... Right.
331
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,142
Dick, is there
Something--
332
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:02,313
Martini, dry.
Not too dry.
Moist, very moist.
333
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,817
I see.
You're punishing me.
334
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,686
Fine.
335
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,522
- you're good.
- smooth.
336
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,624
But it's so hard.
337
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,426
Shh!
338
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,729
Trouble in
Paradise, mary?
339
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,831
Oh, shut up.
340
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,833
Don't you have
Anything better to do?
341
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,936
Why don't you get a life
So I'll have somebody
To talk about?
342
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,505
Ouch.
343
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,841
( playing jazz )
344
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,244
Oh, I love
These things.
345
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,080
- may I?
- ( piano flourish )
346
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,351
This isn't metric,
Is it?
347
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,452
( playing jazz )
348
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,991
- I didn't know you played.
- no, I'm not playing.
349
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,993
I'm adding.
350
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,162
♪ night and day ♪
351
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,365
♪ you are the one ♪
352
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,501
♪ only you
Beneath the moon ♪
353
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,669
♪ and under the sun ♪
354
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,941
♪ whether near to me or far ♪
355
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,443
♪ it's no matter,
Darling ♪
356
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,112
♪ where you are ♪
357
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,280
♪ I think of you... ♪
358
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,955
( sobs )
359
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,125
♪ night and day ♪
360
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,195
♪ under the hide
Of me ♪
361
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,497
All:
♪ there is, oh, such
A hungry yearning ♪
362
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,334
♪ burning inside of me ♪
363
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,971
♪ and this torment won't be through ♪
364
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,940
- ♪ till you let me
Spend my whole life ♪
- ♪ ooh ♪
365
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:40,511
♪ making love
To you-- ♪
366
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,814
♪ day and night ♪
367
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:49,486
( falsetto )
♪ night and day! ♪
368
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,560
Not the way
I would have
Done it.
369
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,396
Whatever.
370
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,398
I'll never understand
This human obsession
371
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,400
With what other
People think.
372
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,737
I don't care
What anybody thinks.
373
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,640
You know, harry,
Maybe you should care
Just a little.
374
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,876
How did you leave it
With officer don?
375
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,213
Open.
I've never been out
With a guy like him.
376
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,249
I've been wined
And dined,
377
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,585
But I've never
Been doughnut-ed.
378
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,254
I like it.
379
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:26,590
I'd like to be breaded
And deep fried.
380
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,396
And I don't care what
Anybody thinks of it.
381
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,733
You're right.
The only voice that matters
Is the one inside your head.
382
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,834
Ha! Which one?
383
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,171
Shut up.
384
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:53,350
Mary albright
Is mine!
385
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,622
Dick solomon
Is mine!
386
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,358
( siren wails )
387
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,728
Man on bullhorn:
you on the roof, put down the bullhorn!
388
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,730
there have been complaints.
389
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,732
put down the bullhorn!
390
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,902
- ( dog barking )
- thanks, don.
391
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:24,515
( '50s rock music playing )
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