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Announcer:
last time on "3rd rock from the sun"...
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Dick narrating:
after trapping me in an invisible box,
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my evil replacement continued his diabolical plot to rule the world.
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not knowing his true identity,
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my beloved mary made a date with the scoundrel.
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but just as I thought my plight was lost forever,
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my entrapment was cleverly discovered by my stellar crew.
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Oh, you guys,
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There's
An invisible box.
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Ow! Wow,
That smarts!
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- you're going to look
Hideous tomorrow.
- you think?
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Yeah. There's
This girl I knew.
She hit her nose.
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- dustin hoffman.
- mr. Randell's
Coming over.
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Hello!
I'm trapped
In a box here.
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Okay.
( grunts )
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Let's see.
Anybody know how to open
One of these things?
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Well, we know we
Can't smash it open
With our heads.
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- tommy, go get a hammer.
- nobody's getting a hammer.
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- get a hammer.
That's an order.
- I'm sorry, sir,
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- but you can't
Give us orders.
- ( stammering )
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- of all the insolent--
- dick you are no longer
The high commander.
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- ( gasps )
- sorry...
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But if we let you
Out of that box,
Well, that's mutiny.
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Oh, mutiny shmutiny.
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Big, fat dutiny.
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I'm sick of
The new dick.
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- this dick,
He's one of us.
- ( thumps )
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So maybe he's
Not perfect,
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Maybe his leadership
Skills verge
On the pathetic,
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And maybe his incompetence
Has made our mission
The laughingstock of--
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- I think you've
Made your point.
- I haven't made my point.
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The point is that
He's always been there
For the three of us,
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And it's time
The three of us
Take a stand for him.
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Sure, sure.
That's easy
For you to say.
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You don't have
The responsibility I do.
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If we let him out
And the big giant head
Gets wind of it,
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Who do you think's
Going to take the fall?
The information officer?
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The transmitter?
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I don't think so.
It's going to be me,
The woman. Typical.
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Dick:
sally!
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( thumps )
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Think of
All we've been
Through together.
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When brad dumped you,
Who ordered you
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To drink
Yourself silly
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Until you had
Completely drowned
Your feelings for him?
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You did.
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And when I ran over
Your foot with the car,
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Who drove you
To the hospital
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The very next day?
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You did.
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And when you were hungry
That day in the park,
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Who stole
That little girl's
Ice cream cone
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For you?
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- tommy did that.
- it was my idea.
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- it was.
- true.
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Sir, you're right.
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I can't let you
Rot in this box.
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I've got to get
You out of here.
Come on, guys.
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- blood is thicker
Than water.
- it is?
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- I think.
- it's not as thick
As peanut butter.
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- it's a pretty
Thick substance.
- chunky peanut butter?
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Get me
Out of here!
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( '50s rock music playing )
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The lighting is romantic,
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The champagne chilled.
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And now for some...
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Erotic literature.
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"Make sure
The 2x4 studs
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Are cleated
To the floor plates
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Before applying
The wallboard."
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Perfect.
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- mary: yoo-hoo!
- come on up.
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Oh! I like
What you've done
With the place.
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Just wait
Until you see
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The bedroom.
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Tonight
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Is about pleasure,
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A journey into the...
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Taboo.
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I will let nothing
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Destroy the mood.
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( man singing country tune )
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- ( music stops )
- nothing.
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( slow jazz music playing )
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- man:
♪ living for you ♪
- ( mouthing words )
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♪ is easy living ♪
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♪ it's easy to live ♪
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♪ when you're in love ♪
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♪ I'm so in love... ♪
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( thumping )
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I've seen these.
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- ( sally screams )
- lieutenant!
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Ah, clap off, huh?
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( yelling )
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- you made it!
- I'm free! I'm free!
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Tommy, thank you!
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I'm free!
Freedom!
Freedom!
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Oh!
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( sighs )
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There's so much
I've missed--
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Fresh air, the smell
Of bacon frying,
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Watching talk shows
With harry.
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I didn't miss
Jerry springer's biker
Chick makeover, did I?
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- it was tuesday.
- oh, damn!
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Sally, why are you
Wearing that skirt?
It makes you look frumpy.
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( gasps )
I knew it!
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That dick upstairs said
This look worked for me.
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- I hate him.
- he crashed the rambler.
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He changed
My name to tommy.
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- where does
That leave you?
- he calls me tommy, too.
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- is that tommy
And the number, 2--?
- I don't know.
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- the guy's
A major head case.
- I've heard enough.
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No one dictates
Humiliating
And irrational edicts
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To my family.
That's my job.
Now, come on.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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And nobody
Better have touched
My strawberries.
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( jazz music continues )
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♪ when you're in love ♪
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♪ and I'm so in love ♪
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♪ there's nothing in life ♪
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♪ but you. ♪
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( gasps )
Mary.
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What's she doing
With him?
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Looks like
He's plugging
Her pie hole.
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I think she
Likes it, dick.
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- dick?
- dick?
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- dick.
- come on, dick.
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What does she
See in him?
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Sure, he's gorgeous,
But... It's all part
Of his depraved scheme.
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How dare he!
How dare she.
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Did what we have
Mean nothing to her?
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Wait.
She thinks he's me.
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But he's going
To get her because
He's deceiving her.
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And she'll
Be his forever.
In a way, mine.
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But she likes--
But he-- I oughta--
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- but, she, I--
- dick, hey, snap out of it!
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- you have to take action.
- you're right.
I've got it!
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- we're moving
To florida.
- what?!
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It's warm all the time.
The land is cheap.
And the fishing--
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Bass as big
As your arm.
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We're not going anywhere.
Now you listen to me.
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This afternoon
When I was with albright
Arranging this date--
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- you arranged this date?
- yeah, but the point is--
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You set this up?
What are you,
His pimp?
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- if you'd let me
Finish, I'll expl--
- you of all people--
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Dick, get a grip
And listen to her
For a second.
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The point is that
I tried to talk her
Out of this date,
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But she wouldn't
Listen to me
Because--
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And don't
Ask me why--
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She has some sort
Of emotional
Attachment to you.
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- she said that?
- she cares about
You so much,
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She is upstairs
About to have sex
With another man.
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- she would do that for me?
- if you don't stop her.
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You're right.
That tyrant has
Gone too far.
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- I must defeat that man!
- all right!
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I should have done
That earlier.
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Okay, here's the plan.
Tommy, harry, you stay here.
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Sally, watch my back
While I make a run
For the bathroom.
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- then what?
- I use the bathroom.
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I've been
Stuck in a box
For two days.
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( dick growls )
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( gasps )
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( growls )
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Hold on.
Enough.
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I think my tongue
Has a charley horse.
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Well, saddle up.
We're going for another ride.
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( grunts )
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What is going on?
Last time, you
Were so fast.
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Why don't we
Just get to it?
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"It"?
What?
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You know, it.
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Oh, it.
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You'll get it,
All right.
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You'll get
All of it
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That you want.
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It is
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On its way.
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Come on, dick.
He's taking forever.
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Who's taking forever?
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Toilet duck.
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He's tackling
Our stubborn buildup.
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Lieutenant,
You're the woman.
I need to know about it.
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- it what?
- you know, it.
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Oh, it.
Um...
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Let's get
Some privacy.
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Okay, well, um...
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Uh... It's, uh--
( clears throat )
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It's kind of involved.
Um...
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( whispering )
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Yeah?
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Eww.
Really?
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No.
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Hmm. And women
Like that?
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They love it.
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And to think,
All this time I was just
Walking around on them.
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- mary!
- dick.
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- mary, mary, mary, mary.
- oh, that's more like it.
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I want you so bad.
You've got to escape.
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- you want me to try
And get away?
- you must.
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Oh, let me go!
Let me go!
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How's that?
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- get out!
- what?
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- if you clear the hedge,
You'll be fine.
- what is wrong with you?
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Nothing. Everything.
You know I'll never
Leave you.
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- dick.
- I've got to go now.
You remember tommy.
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- tell her about
The swim team.
- swim team?
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Well, well, well,
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If it isn't the former
High commander.
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It seems that I've
Underestimated
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Your... Stupidity.
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That was your
First mistake.
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Here's your second.
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- look over there!
- where?
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- ( loud thud )
- what's going on?
Dick is acting strangely.
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- ( grunting, thudding )
- listen, dr. Albright.
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Dick, he's got
A lot of baggage.
It's an internal struggle.
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Dick: stop!
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Ha!
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- stop pulling my hair!
- I'll pull it if I want!
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That poor thing.
I didn't know.
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No, you couldn't know,
'cause he's been afraid.
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- ( grunting, thudding continue )
- see, he's been lonely
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For such
A long time.
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And as the years
Went by,
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He fell into despair
And lost all hope,
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For what woman
Could ever learn
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To love a beast?
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Give me a second, okay?
I'll be right back.
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( grunting )
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- why aren't you
Helping him?
- which one?
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When I pull him up,
Brain him with the gnome.
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Gotcha.
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- I got him, dick!
- now help me get him
Into the chair.
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Here.
Tie him up good.
Tie him down tight.
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Which one is it?
Tie him up,
Or tie him down?
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Both, harry.
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Hurry!
We've got to get him out
Of here before mary sees him.
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- what are we going
To do with him?
- ooh!
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Let's take him
To the rambler and put
Him in the trunk,
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Like they do
On that show,
"Homicide."
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Together:
"Homicide"?
242
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,668
- "Life on the street."
- oh, yeah.
243
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,239
Great idea.
Tommy, harry, run down
And clean out the trunk.
244
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,174
- you got it.
- all right.
245
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,644
We'll be
Right back, sir.
246
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,783
Don't be long...
247
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,719
Tommy.
248
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,060
Don't tire yourself
Out, commander.
249
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,129
I want you to witness
The destruction
250
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:29,033
My little device
Wreaks on the world
You love so well.
251
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,535
What have you done
To our toaster?
252
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,774
It's not a toaster.
It's an incubator.
253
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,843
When I press
This button,
254
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,879
Millions of spores
Will be released
Into the atmosphere,
255
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,115
Spawning
A whole new race,
256
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,817
A race
Of groveling drones.
257
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,086
They will think alike
258
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,921
And talk alike.
259
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,123
At times, they'll
Even walk alike.
260
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,461
And I will be father
To them all.
261
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,498
- what will
Happen to mary?
- oh, don't worry.
262
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,867
I'm not using
This on her.
263
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,836
I'm going to take care
Of her personally.
264
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,838
I'm going in there
265
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,509
And putting my feet
In her purse
266
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,510
Again and again
And again.
267
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,512
You're insane!
268
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,816
And not
Gallagher insane,
Just insane!
269
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,185
We cleaned out
The rambler, dick.
270
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,122
Oh! You were able
To use the gray
Duct tape.
271
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,858
- ( all gasp )
- run!
272
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,026
No!
273
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,595
Stay--
Stay and witness
274
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,898
My moment
Of glory
275
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,732
As I impregnate
276
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,734
The entire
Population of ohio
277
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,338
With my demon progeny.
278
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,607
Wait, wait, wait.
Even the men?
279
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,444
Okay, not the men.
280
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,748
- not little girls?
- no, no, not them.
281
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,351
- what about
Elderly women?
- I don't think so.
282
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,588
- what about women who
Are already pregnant?
- shut up, all of you!
283
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,127
Okay, so, apparently,
I won't be impregnating
284
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,430
The entire
Population of ohio,
285
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,066
But all fertile women
Of childbearing age
286
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,436
Who are not
Currently pregnant,
And that's a lot.
287
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,172
We're talking
Lots of women here
288
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,274
Who will soon
Find themselves
289
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,576
Now pregnant
290
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,812
By me.
291
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,813
It's as easy as one...
292
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,750
( humming )
293
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,352
- two...
- ( low vibrating sound )
294
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,257
- three.
- yes-su!
295
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,193
Yes, that
Will show him.
296
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,529
- not that I care...
- ( humming stops )
297
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,731
But, uh, show who?
298
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,101
Your father,
That unfeeling
Purple tube
299
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,670
Who gave you life
But wouldn't give
You love.
300
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,672
You know nothing
Of my father.
301
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,508
So why don't you
Just shut up?
302
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,578
'cause you
Don't know him.
303
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,613
You don't have
To defend him.
304
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,715
You can't change the past.
You have to live in the now.
305
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:01,486
This is the '90s,
Girlfriend.
306
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,624
All I ever wanted
Was approval.
307
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,859
Is it any wonder
I wet my bed?
308
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,699
I'm with you.
Your father's got
You all caught up
309
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,203
In his emotional red tape,
And you need to cut
Yourself free.
310
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,372
What would you say
311
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,374
If I told you
312
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,777
That your father
Was here tonight?
313
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,544
Come on out!
314
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,480
What?
315
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:35,419
I'm just kidding.
He's not really here.
316
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,856
I think you need to go
Home and face him.
317
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,026
Let the cycle
Of pain end here.
318
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,028
( sobbing )
You're so right!
319
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:47,097
That's it.
Let it out.
320
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,533
Let it all out.
321
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,035
- hey, guys.
- dennis, what are
You doing here?
322
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,672
- long story.
- I got a weird vibe
From you guys yesterday.
323
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,508
- is something wrong?
- we could have used you
About an hour ago.
324
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,045
- what happened?
- I got mobbed
By all these people.
325
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,348
- I gotta find
A better disguise.
- try women's clothing.
326
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,284
Tried it.
Doesn't work.
327
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,454
Dennis, could you
Do us a favor?
328
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,423
Could you escort
That guy back
To the home world?
329
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,592
Why not?
I'm going
That way anyway.
330
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,362
- I've got a present
For the big giant head.
- what is it?
331
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,798
Big giant nose ring.
332
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,800
Come on.
Come on.
333
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,802
Thank you, all.
334
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,104
I feel that I've made
A big breakthrough here.
335
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,906
Well, remember...
336
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,075
Nobody's going
To respect you
337
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:34,011
Until you learn
To respect yourself.
338
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,614
Bed wetter.
339
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,917
And, dennis, could
You dispose of this
340
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,752
While you're at it?
341
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,921
- you did it!
- ( all cheering )
342
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,663
Oh!
343
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,765
( sighs )
You did it!
344
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,833
Oh, no, not just me,
Lieutenant.
345
00:18:56,835 --> 00:19:00,003
- I had a little help
From my friends.
- oh, stop.
346
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,940
Ricki lake,
Jerry springer,
And sally jessy.
347
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,177
Now listen up,
Everyone.
348
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,746
I know that in the past
I worried that we watch
Too much television.
349
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,882
Well, all
I can say is,
350
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,685
God bless television
351
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,853
And the many ways
In which television
352
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,922
Enriches our lives.
353
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,092
From now on,
I order you
354
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,094
To watch
More television
355
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,762
Than ever before.
356
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,631
All:
Aye, aye, sir!
357
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,366
What are we waiting for?
Tommy, call the hut
And get a pizza.
358
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,368
- yes, sir!
- harry, warm up
That television.
359
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,438
- you got it.
- and, sally,
360
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,007
Go get yourself
A decent pair
Of pants.
361
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,010
( sighs loudly )
362
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,078
Thank you, sir.
363
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,626
Dr. Albright,
The last time
We were out here,
364
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,461
You said
Something to me.
365
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:01,231
You said you
Cared about me.
366
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,201
- is that still true?
- of course it's true.
367
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,638
Because over the last
Couple of days, you've
Seen me at my worst.
368
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,307
That's what being
Together is about.
369
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,309
If we're going to
Have a relationship,
370
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,745
I want to have it
With all of you,
371
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,114
And that includes
The dark side.
372
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,485
You know, I care
About you, too.
373
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,321
You've made that
Very clear.
374
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,490
So what do
We do now?
375
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,559
Well, it's been
A long night,
376
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,761
But why don't you just put
Your arm around me,
377
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,797
And we'll look up
At the stars?
378
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,301
The stars, yes.
379
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,905
They look
Like lovers locked
In a celestial embrace.
380
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,042
Why don't you just
Look at those trees?
381
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,712
The trees,
They look like lovers,
382
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,649
Their limbs exploring
And fondling each other.
383
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:56,453
How about we look
At that couple
In the window?
384
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,557
Wow! They're going
At it like trees.
385
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,860
Sally:
harry, is there something different about you?
386
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:39,029
- ( gasps )
You've lost weight.
- nope.
387
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,031
- is that a new shirt?
- nope.
388
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,267
- oh, wait!
You shaved off your beard.
- nope. I never had one.
389
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,102
It's something.
390
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,271
You got
A haircut.
391
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,207
You're getting warmer.
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