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( sniffles )
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( crying )
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- what is your problem?
- I'm sorry.
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I just can't believe
What passed for literature
In the '70s.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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This delivery came
For you c.O.D.
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- you weren't here,
So I paid the guy.
- thank you.
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That saves me $28,
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Plus $5 shipping
And handling.
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What is it?
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It's something to warm up
My side of the office.
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Dr. Albright
Has her collection
Of tribal death masks,
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And now I have these.
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Look at this one.
It says, "Plan ahead,"
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But the person
Who made it forgot to.
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Take that,
Mr. Advice giver.
Pow!
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"You don't have to
Be crazy to work here,
But it helps."
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I can't wait to show these
To dr. Albright and nina.
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You know, over time,
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I've come to think
Of them less as
My coworkers
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And more like
A family.
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I'm the all-knowing father,
Mary's the wife,
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And nina is our
Adopted love child.
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Well, I better
Be going.
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The forecast for today
Is laughter.
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So, sally, you still
Want me to teach you
To make guacamole?
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Yeah. I planned
My whole day around it.
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Okay. Now... Ow!
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Darn.
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- you're bleeding.
- oh, no, no, I'll be fine.
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- just get me
A little gauze.
- sure, I can handle that.
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It's just a little
Flesh wound.
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I've inflicted
Far worse than that
Thousands of times.
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Of course, never on
Creatures who bleed.
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- I'll just...
- oh!
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- sally, are you okay?
- I know what to do.
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I've seen this before.
We've gotta get
This woman to the e.R.
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Don't worry.
Get her into
The living room.
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I'll put a damp cloth
On her forehead.
She'll be fine.
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Oh, she's a big girl.
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Wait, wait, wait.
I'm losing her.
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- oh! I'm sorry.
- harry!
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- watch out for the post.
- huh?
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Oh!
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- wait, I gotta
Rest for a second.
- yeah, me, too.
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You know, maybe
The emergency room
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Isn't such
A bad idea.
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Let's get her downstairs
And load her into
My el camino.
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- careful, careful.
- don't drop her
Down the stairs.
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- huh?
- ( body thudding )
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I said don't drop her
Down the stairs.
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Oh-hh!
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( '50s rock music playing )
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"One of these days
I am going to get
organizized."
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Funny.
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I knew you'd love it.
Whoever wrote this
Is a raving genius.
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I have the best news!
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Professor fuscoe
Has been hired
By princeton.
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- I didn't know the two
Of you were so close.
- I think he's a moron,
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But I get his office!
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The big office
With the bay window
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- and the view
Of the apple tree?
- yes!
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( both squealing )
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Nina, you would have
Been so proud of me.
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As soon as I heard
It was available I went to that
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Overly friendly woman
Who handles these things.
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- yeah. What
Is her problem?
- who cares?
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It was between me
And professor suter,
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And I said, "Mr. Suter
Is a very nice old man,
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But he seems very content
In his broom closet.
Why disturb him?"
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- and she bought it!
- ( squealing )
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Oh, this is
Wonderful!
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My funny signs
Will look just great
In the new office.
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I'll leave the two
Of you alone now.
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The thing is,
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The new office,
It's a single.
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Great! We can share
The same desk.
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Uh...
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No, you have
To stay here.
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Oh, I see.
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You're leaving me.
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I guess it was a mistake
To get so close.
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Well, we'll still
See each other.
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Please, don't
Patronize me.
Just go.
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Dick, I've never had
My own office.
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I've waited
12 years for this,
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And I need the extra space
For my artifacts.
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To hell with
Your tchotchkes!
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I want you
To stay here!
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Sometimes you can't
Get what you want.
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- you're getting
What you want.
- sometimes you can.
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I need boxes!
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Fine.
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Mr. Potato man is
All the company I need.
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Right?
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Answer me!
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She looks just
Like snow white.
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Snow white with dried
Spittle on her chin.
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- where am I?
- you're in the hospital.
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Oh, good, honey,
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You're out
Of the woods.
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I'm going to run upstairs
And see a friend of mine.
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She just went from
A double "D" cup
To a "B."
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What, intentionally?
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I know.
Can you believe that?
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- what happened?
- you fainted.
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- oh, sally, you just
Gotta pull through.
- ahh!
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But you're a fighter.
You've always been
A fighter.
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Oh, my god, why are you
Talking like that?
Am I dying?
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No. That's just
The way they talk
On those medical dramas.
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Damn it!
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Okay, miss solomon.
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You might have
A slight concussion
From your fall.
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I'd like to keep you
Overnight for observation.
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Well...
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Am I going to be
All right?
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Don't you worry
About a thing.
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We take good care
Of people here.
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Oh, thank you.
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I don't know why,
But that made me
Feel better.
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Can I have a word
With you, doctor?
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- what is it?
- this woman is the only
Sister I've got,
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And if that means
Having to use
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Your best doctors
And nurses,
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Well, I'm just going to
Have to live with that...
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Damn it.
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( screams )
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Dr. Solomon,
I'm judith.
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- I'm going to be sharing
This office with you.
- judith.
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This is my assistant--
My brother, roger.
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Roger.
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Please don't shake my hand.
I've just washed it.
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Two rules:
When I do not wish
To be disturbed,
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I will place
My nameplate
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Face down on my desk.
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And in the morning,
Whoever arrives first
Will flip on the ionizer.
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The woman who was
Previously in this office
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Had no trouble with
The level of ionization.
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Believe me,
You will like me,
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Most people do.
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Ha! Well,
This is nice.
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I rush all the way
Over here, and I find you
Lolling around in bed.
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Dick, it was so scary.
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I was completely unconscious
For a half hour.
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Lucky you.
After today, I'd pay
To be unconscious.
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- what happened?
- mary moved into
A new office.
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- uh-huh?
- meaning?
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I don't want
Her to move.
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I don't care if it's
The office of her dreams.
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I don't care if
She's never been happier.
I'm so lonesome, I could die.
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Hello! Sally's
In the hospital.
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Oh.
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( sighs )
Yeah. Anyway,
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From now on,
I'm thinking
Only of myself.
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I'm going
To be completely--
What's the word for it?
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- all: selfish.
- no, smart.
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I'm getting her back,
No matter what.
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- I thought you said
She was happy there.
- she thinks she is,
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But what does
She know?
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I'm the high commander.
I know what's best
For everything.
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Now, why was I here?
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Oh, right. Get well.
That's an order.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to liberate
Old man suter
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From his broom closet.
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- I brought you
Some jell-o, ms. Solomon.
- ( all screaming )
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Professor suter,
A terrible injustice
Has been done.
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What?
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I said,
A terrible injustice
Has been done!
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I heard you.
What's the big injustice?
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Somebody has
Taken something
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- that rightfully
Belongs to you.
- what?
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Somebody has
Taken something
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That rightfully
Belongs to you!
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Are you okay?
Professor suter?
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Are you okay?!
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Yes, the one
With the bay window
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And the apple tree.
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How long has it been
Since we talked?
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Seven years?
Well, you be good.
Bye-bye.
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- company.
- look who I ran into.
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You remember
Professor suter.
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- hello, mary.
- hello, professor.
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Dr. Solomon told me
About your good fortune.
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I wanted to say
Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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I used to
Have an eye out
For this office.
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- ( clear window )
- ah, the bay window!
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And the apple tree.
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My wife and I used to
Picnic under it
All the time.
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- she's dead now.
- oh.
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Mary, you have
Better eyes than I.
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00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:31,095
Do you see anything carved
On the trunk out there?
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00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,501
- no.
- I see it.
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It's a heart.
A heart, mary.
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I carved it
On the day
I proposed,
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- right before I went out
To fight the germans.
- oh.
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You must have loved
Her very much.
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You'll never know.
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Mary, I have
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A very special favor
To ask of you.
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What?
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,661
Could you
Some afternoon
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00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,663
Help me gather
Apple blossoms
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00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,665
And then take
Them with me
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To my wife's grave?
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00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,704
'kay.
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00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,977
- bless you, mary.
- come on, professor suter.
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00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,413
Let me walk you down
To your... Tiny office.
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00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,816
I think dr. Albright
Wants to be alone
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With her thoughts.
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00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,520
Don't you let him
Manipulate you.
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This is your office.
I'm not just saying that
Because I finally got a window.
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- I'm being objective.
- I know you are,
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But I'm starting
To feel bad.
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You listen to me, woman.
Keep the dream alive.
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00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,705
I'm really going
To miss this place.
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00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,808
Yeah, but you got
Some lovely prizes.
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00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,244
I know.
A sipper cup,
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A pair of circulation socks
And a kidney-shaped
Salad bowl.
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- sweet!
- I could just hang out
Here all day.
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00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,119
I know,
It's like disneyland
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With a slightly higher
Fatality rate.
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00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,425
Hey, look what I got.
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- ooh!
- wow!
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00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,430
- it was just hanging
Over there behind a door.
- whoa!
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- are there any left?
- yeah, and the best part is,
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You can go anywhere
You want to, people
Treat you like a god,
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00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,304
And you get
10% off everything
At the gift shop.
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00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,612
Let's go.
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00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,113
( overlapping dialogue )
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00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,016
I need two more units
Of "O" negative.
10 cc's of narcane.
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00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,852
- come on.
- I want done directly
Now. Do it.
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00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:38,055
Whoa! Here comes
Another one.
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- check for vitals.
- rest: 12, bp: 140/100.
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00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,828
Got a difficult airway.
Can't get through.
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00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,765
- harry: probably
Ruptured his aorta.
- all right, hold his legs.
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00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,069
- it just never ends.
- and what if it did?
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00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,405
Let's just pray
That day never comes.
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00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,641
- let's go.
- yeah!
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00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,450
So...
241
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,452
You got plans
For tonight?
242
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,388
You kidding?
243
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,092
- I can sleep forever.
- when's our next shift?
244
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,094
Well, it's
Hard to say.
245
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,064
We're not doctors.
246
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,300
- hello, everyone!
- you're in a good mood.
247
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,403
- I'm in a great mood.
- did dr. Albright
Move back in with you?
248
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,172
Not yet.
But today I realized
249
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,575
It's not about
Getting mary back
And getting what I want.
250
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,512
It's about getting justice
For professor suter...
251
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,116
And getting what I want.
252
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,119
So I called up the dean,
And I told him
It was a travesty
253
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,222
To keep a 75-year-old
Man locked away
In the basement.
254
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,224
Now I'm ready to...
255
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,159
Par-tay.
256
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,729
So what are we
Celebrating, brotha?
257
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,532
My ruthless commitment
To myself.
258
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,867
Wow. You're not just
The high commander,
259
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,869
You're presidential
Material.
260
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,310
( heart monitor beeping )
261
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,881
Looks like
A burst appendix.
262
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,517
Don't let the saline
Count fool you.
263
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,786
I know this man
Is a diabetic.
264
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,157
- no, he isn't.
- you're suspended.
265
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,431
She's going to be
All right, isn't she?
266
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,870
She's going
To be fine.
267
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,240
Here, let me show
You what a doctor
Once did for me.
268
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,712
Everything's going
To be all right.
269
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,582
We take good care
Of people here.
270
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,721
Thank you, doctor.
271
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:53,057
- this must be
A tough job.
- oh, ugh.
272
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,760
I've seen stuff that
Would make your eyes
Pop out of your head
273
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,829
And splatter
Against the wall.
274
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,699
In fact, I have
Seen that, too.
275
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,837
Looks like
A burst appendix.
276
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,773
Don't let the saline
Count fool you.
277
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,643
I know this man
Is a diabetic.
278
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,844
This is a uterus.
279
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,481
You're suspended.
280
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,385
Father rice,
I find myself
281
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,787
In the midst
Of a moral dilemma.
282
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,956
That's why
We have a theology
Department, dick.
283
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,326
- what can I do for you?
- it's professor albright.
284
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,927
She's strayed.
285
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,799
No news there.
( laughs )
286
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,938
Uh...
287
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,641
- who is it this time?
- professor suter.
288
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,512
Ooh.
289
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,880
That's why, father,
I implore you
290
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,249
To use your position
To shame her.
291
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:56,320
Uh, that's not exactly
What we do anymore.
292
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:59,056
Someone's got to get her
Out of that new office.
293
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,926
New office?
294
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,628
Up on the second floor.
295
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,832
- bay window, apple tree?
- yeah, that's the one.
296
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,001
I'll be darned.
I hadn't heard.
297
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,407
So albright got
That office, huh?
298
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,376
Hmm.
299
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,445
Thank you, dick.
300
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,417
Roger says
You must never leave
These on his desk again.
301
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,352
Whatever.
302
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:34,258
"One of these days
I am going to get
organizized."
303
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,163
That's marvelous!
304
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,498
It's moronic!
Now be quiet.
305
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,539
- there you are.
- ooh! ♪ la, la, la ♪
306
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,841
♪ la, la, la. ♪
307
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,944
You were right.
It was a burst appendix.
308
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,214
The saline count
Fooled me.
309
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,985
I didn't know
He had diabetes.
He'll live now.
310
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,988
Remember this face...
311
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,658
And beg
That one day
312
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,660
You'll be half
The professional
313
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,229
That dr. Moshepipchik is.
314
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,336
- ( chuckles )
- nina: get out of my way.
315
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,372
can't you people see I'm carrying a box?
316
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,641
nina!
317
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:25,843
( stammers )
318
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,580
- mary, you're back.
- yes, I'm back.
319
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,582
Dean sumner said
It was an oversight,
320
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,084
That he had already promised
My office to someone else.
321
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,455
Backstabbing weasel.
That's the last time
I suck up to him.
322
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,456
Professor suter.
323
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,926
So I guess everything
Worked out, huh?
324
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,895
Oh, shut up.
325
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,998
Thanks to
That idiot campaign
You mounted on my behalf,
326
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,567
- they're forcing me to retire.
- why?
327
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,203
Because you reminded them
I was over 70
328
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,205
And still
On the payroll.
329
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,975
- I haven't taught
A class in four years.
- wh--
330
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,979
What have you been
Doing all this time?
331
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,781
Working on
My screenplay.
332
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,783
It's like "Die hard,"
333
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,886
But it's set
In an office building.
334
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,989
"Die hard" was
In an office building.
335
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,857
Up yours.
336
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,163
- mary?
- what?
337
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,265
Somewhere in the recesses
Of your heart,
338
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,267
Aren't you just
The tiniest bit happy
339
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,236
That we're
A family again?
340
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,438
( sobs )
341
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,041
This isn't oncology.
This is a hospital,
Damn it.
342
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,844
- ( babies crying )
- ( gasps )
343
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,346
look at all the new people!
344
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,987
Hello, precious.
345
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,989
- hello!
- wow!
346
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,257
That one right there looks
Just like winston churchill.
347
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,494
So does that one.
348
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,496
Hey, this one
Looks like black
Winston churchill.
349
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,973
It's amazing,
Isn't it?
350
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,810
An entire ward
Of pure distilled life.
351
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,914
I guess people don't just
Come here to get repaired.
352
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,483
Aw! Shh!
353
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,485
Don't cry,
Sweetheart.
354
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,487
This part's easy.
355
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,590
Just wait till
You have to choose
A long distance carrier.
356
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,496
I wish I could have started
From scratch like you guys--
357
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,566
Knowing,
But not knowing.
358
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,204
Seeing, and then
All at once forgetting.
359
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,475
Enjoy it.
360
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,612
Time here moves
Really fast.
361
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,920
Father, I've made
A terrible mistake.
362
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,990
In order to get my way,
I've harmed a friend--
363
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,992
Someone I deeply love--
364
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,061
A man I barely know,
365
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,063
And a large
Unpleasant woman
366
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,798
In sensible shoes.
367
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,834
I feel just awful.
368
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,737
All of god's creatures
369
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,806
Make mistakes,
370
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,075
And he forgives them.
Let me show you something.
371
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:17,648
When I walk up
To my bay window
372
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,983
And see that
Apple tree outside,
373
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,619
I'm reminded of
How simple life can be
374
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:25,021
When it becomes
Less about having
375
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,524
And more about being.
376
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,494
Oh, you're
A good man, father,
377
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,796
In a really, really
Great office.
378
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,266
It is great,
Isn't it?
379
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,170
I've realized that when
Getting what you want
380
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,606
Comes at the expense
Of others,
381
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,775
It's not at all
Satisfying.
382
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,711
Even if it's the last
Bag of circus peanuts?
383
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,049
Well, that would be
Pretty satisfying.
384
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:55,853
- this came for you
From the hospital.
- those people are so nice.
385
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,956
It's probably
A "Get well" card.
386
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,626
It's a bill
For $3,500.
387
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,896
Oh, look.
It's says, "Thank you
For your prompt payment."
388
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,665
- did you pay them?
- no.
389
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,968
- I didn't pay 'em.
- wasn't me.
390
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,604
Well, somebody
Must have paid them.
391
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,047
( '50s rock music playing )
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