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– Yes, hello, it's Simen? – Yeah, hey, it's Arne Berggren.

Arne Berggren...

I wrote "Whales" among others. "Whales".

– I've seen "Sky-blue"... – "Whales"...

Tv series. TV2, yes, TV2. TV channel TV2!

No, I haven't seen it. But I thought that "Sky-blue" was really cool.

Okay, whatever... Belated happy birthday...

Did you get the script from Roar?

Yes, I actually have it right here.

Regarding the script, Simen, it's one thing which is of some importance, for it is just –

Amazing first rough – very like the first draft, the very things somehow –

Attempts to just plunge into it, "dive in" "find the angle", sort of...

So if you think it's bad or a little unclear, it is only because I try to find a way to work on...

– Yes, I realize. – Anyway, I must say that it is incredibly fun...

Damn... Absolutely top... Fucking. Or what you say at that age...

I'm just rave about what you are getting into. Can not wait to work with you.

– Yes.... But thank you. – Goodbye.

Six months earlier

A place in the capital

– Do you have the goods? – You got the money, I have the goods.

Here is the cash. Nystjelte and fine.

– What is the blue for something? – Nothing.

Thank you.

How are our special imports doing?

Yes, it runs fine there.

I think we can order a party.

Yes! How it should be. That's my boy. Or in other words, my boy then.

– But when we do... – But we have a small problem...

A bag is gone. It was stolen.

Ove, Ove, Ove, you're hopeless!

Ove, you must fix this. You know what you have to do?

Frogner (part of Oslo)

I am Simen Bergren. 15 years, will be 16 in two weeks.

When daddy's away, I tend to take a small nip of beer. Just to taste so clear.

Okay then... some bottles then.

I have a fairly normal life. I like to believe that myself at least.

You know that today it is four years since Mom died?

There has been yet another robbery at the bank. DnB Nor.

– Is that it? – Yes.

I do not think we should worry so much about it.

I think we should think about it every day. Both of us.

Yes, you're right about it. But I don't think Mom had liked that we were upset.

You miss her, don't you?

I'm trying to talk about it every day.

I've done that for four years now. The only thing you're saying is that you think we should not think about it.

– I go to school. You don't need to bring me. – Then put away the yogurt!

– Hello? – Simen, is it you?

– There are some who follow me. – You should not believe that all who follow you are rapists!

A car stopped and the windows was rolled down, and only "Hey, shall we fuck?"

So I know I'm not.

But you come tonight, right?

– Yes, I do. – Great. See you then.

Okay. Hade, love you.

Fokus Bank headquarters

Have you installed the surveillance camera in my office?

A security firm has installed a camera, yes.

You like to edit and manipulate video and stuff, don't you?

Stig, you do not have to fire me. I quit. I can not be bothered more by it here!

I'm sorry, we have to report you. Otherwise we are forced to pay you wages

... and we are not interested in that.

Hey Simen. I have to go meet your aunt. She has also remarked that it is four years ago today.

– I was to leave some flowers on Mom's grave. – Great, Simen!

But now I must go. I promised to be there in 10 minutes.

Dad? I would really just like us to be a family again.

We are a family. I will never leave you, never! But I have to go now. Back in about a quarter.

– Dad, you seriously need to get your stomach checked soon. – It's only the Thai food, we need to stop eating it at the evenings.

There aren't any eggs here!

Of course, Vidar! It is typical of you, you knew that I was going to make base with eggs here today.

I am absolutely sure that there are eggs there! At least if Simen has not spent all on Halloween.

Halloween, Dad,was three months ago.

– Simen, why don't you go out and buy some eggs? – Ok.

Hello? Cann't you take your garbage away?

Is this what you eat?

Poor boy.

Oslo golf club

What's going on?

"What's going on"? It is damn good! Tell me, don't you have anything to do?

– It looks like you are holding the stick a bit wrongly, I think. – Is it you or me who owns this club?

So not this club then, but the club!

And you, you will lend your gear to my son, he comes afterwards to solidify a lower handicap!

Yes, see this! What am I now? 4?

You can use this one.

– For what? – To put the waffles in, you've mixed so much batter!

We do not need it. Waffles should be eaten on the same day, they're no good tomorrow!

They are probably no good today either.

Look at you, did you get eggs, so nice!

You, this here, you have to dry it up?

– Yes, you must take a cloth, also only takes you there. – Why should I take a cloth?

– I'll go in my room. – Yes, don't be in there whe whole evening.

If he wants to be there all night, he must be allowed to do so. Look here you have paper, you can dry up.

If I may tell you please see the bathroom, it lacks a proper toilet brush that you should buy!

Yes, I'll do it, but when's the train going?

I can take a train tomorrow.

I'm proud of you my boy. I really am. That you were fired in the bank job does not matter.

There is no banker in you, y'know. It get demeanor on what to deal with.

You can not have two roles in society y'know, to what would this lead? It would be complete chaos!

Well, then I have lost my alibi job!

Shit on your alibi job. Now you have been a real criminal who manages to get away.

And then you don't have to deal with all possible people all the damn time.

I'm proud of you! You step in your father's footsteps.

No, we go on!

You won't make waffles again!

– It rings. – Yeah, I hear it!

– Hey! Come in! – Is Simen here?

Sure. You can just go into his room. But knock first. You never know what they're doing.

But you, I have a problem. It's Mother's Day tomorrow and I have no idea what to buy for mum!

I'm sorry! I did not mean it like that.

– It's ok. It's not your fault. – Shall we cuddle a little?

– This is like amends? – Yes maybe.

Hello?

You Simen, in night as the ambulance arrived to fetch your father. Did you hear anything?

I had to run into a guy named Per Ukkestad. The family doctor for many years.

He told me that my dad was sick and needed an operation abroad which would cost 200,000 crowns.

I'm not going to Aunt Else. She comes only to set the world on its head.

This I must fucking clear myself.

Yes, hello you, it's Simen Bergren calling. Am I speaking to Nordea Bank?

You, I just wondered about a little thing. If I could borrow 200,000 kroner of you, with collateral?

My account number is 15... 02... 74...

I'm 15 years old. Hello?

Hello!?

I wonder if I make a trip to Ålesund.

– Why? – Because I have an uncle there who might help me.

– Then do you have the money for it? – I have 15,000 in the account.

But is not it a bit silly to use them in that way if you could save them?

I still lack 185,000 then, so it does not make much difference.

– When are you leaving then? – Yes I think so.

Hey you, sorry! Is this where Finn-Erik Bergren lives?

He lived here before, but he died one or two years ago. It's not so easy to say here in Ålesund, really.

– Okay, thank you very much. – Zero problem.

– Simen. – Sit down.

– Hello. – Hi.

– How can I help you? – It's a small thing...

New attempt! I'm going to Fokus Bank to try to borrow money. If I just explain the situation to them then maybe?

They can not be so heartless not to help a little boy in need?

The truth is that my father is dying. And if I not get money quickly, he's going to die.

That's what this money is going to go to. His surgery.

– Name? – Simen Bergren.

– Can you identify yourself? – Yes.

Handelsbanken, yes?

You have not turned 16 – You could not even buy beer!

Why are you such a fucking pussy? Is it because I'm 15?

All right. Thank you.

Okay, everybody lay down on the floor!

– Lie down! – Yes.

I'll call you back. What can I do for you?

All the cash you have in the bag here, fast as hell!

Fokus Bank has focused on financial advice.

All the cash you have is going into the bag here, or I'll shoot your teeth out of your neck for you.

Put all your mony into the bag here!

All together, swift right now!

– Simen, we take care of it here. – How? I'm just going to be an orphan!

No, I thought... No, just forget it.

No, what?

Perhaps we could call this man in the picture, and hear whether he will give the money to you.

– It's not so stupid, could actually... – No, just forget it.

– It actually was not such a stupid idea at all. – Yes.

Yes? Come in!

Hey. Am I talking with Ove Ravnerud?

– I do not think that this is a good idea. – It's damn good!

No, think about the dangers!

Fuck, shit on whether he is dangerous then!

I have one family member left in the world who I care about. If my father dies, I'm going in a foster home.

You should certainly not be here alone. You come home with me and I'll help you and pack your stuff.

– Here was it, yes! – Yes good!

– Do you know where Ove is? – Yes, he went to the hole 5.

Okay! Race to the hole 5 then.

Yes, run to the hole 5 then!

Watch now!

You see, I've just changed the grip on it here.

Green Card! You can congratulate. You don't have that!?

– I've already had it for 3 years. – Do you have it?

– You've owned this club for 4 years and have not yet... – But now I have it!

Now you have it. Now you have the card.

But what was it you wanted to talk about today then?

There is a guy who is trying to squeeze me for money. A little shuffling.

What does he have on you?

That's a bit sweet here. Born in 1994 he is about eight years, isn't he?

– 15! – Is it so long since then?

He's just a boy puppy! Obtain him scare him a bit!

Not too violent! We do not want to have Amnesty and Unicef and Save the Children and all that stuff on the neck!

– I gotcha. – Yes, you fix it?

– Otherwise then you know what happens? – I gotcha.

Helmaks!

Get a waffle! Fint, two!

Christine's home

– Halla! – Hi. I've made food.

– I think I'll take a burger at Shell instead. – Yeah right.

But Simen, take off your shoes.

– What are we watching? – The Big Bang Theory.

I do not know how smart it is for me to be here considering that child protective services are after me.

There are #, we are alone, we can do what we want.

Not what we want. We can not wear shoes inside among other things.

– Courtesy, Simen! – There are manners then!

– Are you rude or? – I do not know, are you?

– I'll come first! – Okay fine.

– It was hot! – Hot for you, yes.

It was hot for you and then, what are you talking about?

I can not say I'm so into it your Fucking & Punching stuff.

Damn girl ass.

– You got what you wanted at least did not you? – Do you feel used?

– Are you ready? – Yes.

– I was a little unsure myself. – Then I'll do it then.

Hello! Is there Ove? I was wondering if we could meet tomorrow regarding the money?

Yes, great! No, Simen is not here now.

Yes, fine, but we'll see then!

Like that! It was not that difficult?

– Christine? – What do you want?

What is it with you?

I'm pregnant.

– Huh? – Yes, I took the test now.

Are you kidding?

We understood it would happen sometime and it's hell not my fault.

It's hell not your fault? What are you talking about? I don't fucking fancy children, well!

– Is that what's it now? That we shall have children !? – You have to think before going into my pussy without rubber.

It was because I thought you took the pill then.

– Hey Simen! – Hello! What are you doing here?

I'm your uncle y'know! I must look after you now that you are alone at home and stuff!

There is much to do down on Clapping & Clear but I took a few hours off y'know!

– Yes, but you, I'll manage just fine. Do not need any babysitting. – I'm not so sure about that.

– Want a sip? – No thanks! It's fine.

It was this with my dad then. I went to Ålesund a while ago to meet my Dad's uncle...

– Uncle Finn!? – Yes. But he had died two years ago.

– Yes. – So it was just wasted journey...

It seems like you have more than enough to keep up with. I trot I stick I left.

Food packages themselves not quite himself sjæl.

– You don't mind if I take one of those? – Yes, please.

Was so damn well sick y'know!

Goodbye then, Simen. So we talk!

You know what I think is very strange, it is that you find just the bench here to sit down when there are so many others!

– I think that's very strange. – Maybe a little...

Do you need a psychologist? Do you have mental problems?

– No ..? – You can talk to me.

There is nothing to be afraid of. You can talk to me about what you want, I have experienced very much.

Once, I was a promising footballer. But then I destroyed my knee. My career crumbled. Life is inscrutable.

I'm only 15 years old. It's been a bit difficult lately.

– Briefly. What happened? – The...

– What about? – It was a good story, is it true?

Yes, it is so true that... But you, now I think your train comes I mean. Third time today!

I have an iron butt. But I want you to have a thing. Take this phone number and call me anytime!

– Simen? – I had nowhere else to go.

– You are so cute! – I know.

– But what do we do now? – I do not know, you can cook?

– Why? – Because you're a woman!

– Can really just take throwing items on the bed, you. – Okay.

It was so yes. I had really seen me something less. Should really only have 5 to 10 grams.

– I have something stronger here then, which is 10 grams. – See that yes! Is it expensive or?

1500 bucks. But how old are you really?

– Why do you actually care? – Because I do not sell drugs to people under 12.

But I'm 15, so it has nothing to say...

– That's The real thing. – How to obtain this.

– Hello. I come from the police. – Oh shit.

– Huh? – No nothing.

That's a nice parlor here. You are the owner or?

Yes. I paid electricity and taxes and everything is paid so I do not understand what is the problem?

That's exactly the thinking that I like. But it is not why I am here today. I'm looking for a guy.

– 15 years. – No, have not seen him. Someone like him does not tend to hang out here.

Mariam, come out here and shake his head.

No, she has not seen him.

– Did you escape? – Yes of course. How much do you want?

Surely eight pots, or four brands of butter?

Further down on the left.

– You're sure you do not have seen him – No, sorry.

As difficult as it should be. Get a package General of yourself that I'm sticking.

– No, you do not have to pay. – Thank you.

– Take this to inform me then. If you see him. – I'll do it. Bye.

– Can I escape or? – Yes, do not worry! The police were just here, can not do like that then!

Right. Then it's okay.

Okay! Now it's time to tell why you fired my son. And don't tell the nonsense about masturbation again!

I will just not listen, do you understand!?

I know nothing, I only take orders from higher hold!

Nonsense! It's you who is the boss, there is no higher than you, you think I'm an idiot or what?

No.

I can only ask Ove to turn the power on, you realize that? And then... what are the German barbecue sausages called again?

– Bratwurst? – Bratwurst yes! They are called Bratwurst!

Listen! I can hit a pheasant in the dark, in winter, without weapons! While my dog runs on lawn and chases the rabbit next door!

Do you think I have any trouble to kill a single right-wing communist, with the starting cables of my new sports car? Kapiss!?

Kapiss? That is proper north-Norwegian? It's called Kapish! Kapish!?

Fuck you, motherfuckers!

– That was not nicely said! – No, that was not something nicely said!

No, that was not something nicely said!

Turn on power!

Mommy!

Je, hey Christine. It's Simen.

I've been thinking a bit about our relationship. And, yes... if you go around and become pregnant and stuff, then I don't know if I can stand it.

For I am not at that stage in life where I am so very keen to become a father.

So maybe we can just go each to ours and, yes...

You know that love is like alcohol. If you get too much, it's nothing good.

But send me a message or something like something you, then we can take it a little later.

Bye.

– How old are you? – 19?

You do not look like that, you have ID card?

No, but when you know what, I'm sticking to the tavern next door instead, so I do not have the questions and stuff, it's so tiring.

– I have to ask for your ID card? – No, but it's just as good over there, so...

Okay, okay, hejdå!

– Hello. – Hello!

I shall have a kebab. Without corn, without onions, lots of dressing, without salad, with pita bread.

Great. Do you also have any accessories?

We have one called Nashrin. One of the best.

This here is the best. Without registration, no permission.

– Approved? – I'll take it.

But that's just to come back if you want something more.

– Have a. – Yo.

Hello? Do you hear me or? Shit.

– Help! – Do you recognize me?

I think you've seen me before?

Faux pas. Got taken by Ove Ravnerud. He Snikka themselves around he, the bastard!

Should not taken five cents for making hash of the fucking pork snout!

Sit in front!

– Damn, you're so damn tough, Ove! – Sit in front!

Why? Are you afraid of having a bound boy backseat or? When you drive through downtown? Is it that?

Yes, where are we up?

If you don't shut up soon, I cram a garden hose down your throat and turn on the water.

Running around with a garden hose in the car?

– Who do you think you are, anyway? – Ove. The One and Only!

Your music is on top and I listen?

Could you put my belt on?

– Join the refrain now! – No way!

Now we're talking!

– Did you like the new shirt I gave you, or? – Yes, it's fine.

Holy shit! Bobbysocks is so damn good!

I do not know what I think, but it's not quite my style there.

– I know what you like. – I see?

Man, it feels good to be free!

So you do not think it was a bit in 2007 then?

Shut the fuck up, you fucking rat...

Does that mean that you drop me off or something like that something?

– Listen, now I get a visit, and when you keep your mouth shut. – No way I'm going to...

You do exactly as I say. You shut up!

If not I tape your mouth again, and you don't want that?

No ... You're ugly ass.

– Agreed? – Okay fine.

– Hey kiddo! How long ago it was! – Yes please!

– How are you? – Yes, it goes well.

I think you look a bit thin.

– How is it going with the ladies then? Are you in any relationship? – No, do not ask like that, Mum.

– I must be allowed to ask! – No, stop it!

You and your father that is. It is impossible to get anything out of you. You are sitting at the golf club day in and day out.

You are so asocial that I am about to vomit...

I don't sit there the whole time!

I exercise and lift weights...

I go out and drink beer with mates...

– You, what was that? – Nothing?

– Yes! – Oh, that was just my dog.

No? Have you got your dog? So cozy!

No! I almost think you should go now. Or I might erupt again.

– Your still struggling with the outbreaks? – Yes, I do.

But dear, I will go! Have a good time!

– Couldn't you get the message? – Pardon, it just came out!

Can you stop saying that? I can not bear it anymore.

It just slipped out, sorry.

Do you think you can do whatever you want? You are a child, Simen. You toy adult, but you do not understand the consequences.

Damn, why don't you come straight to the point? Do you think I can be bothered to sit here and accept more shit from you?

Yes, I think actually. I like what I see you.

I like shit.

Listen... Now you just wait a bit here...

So I will show you the consequences.

You know what, Simen?

When I was little, I thought that the worst that could happen, that would be crushed ankles...

For ankles is a very sensitive part of the body.

These are the consequences!

I was at your home and fetched some clothes. You have them, we also burn those you have on.

Discreet, Simen. Discreet!

Damn brat!

I know you are very scared now.

I'm not fucking scared. I'm just very, very available. For you see not fucking shit!

You know what?

– I'll fucking escape from you. – You think that, yes?

I think we shall have some fun now. And it comes to hurt.

– I can not take any S&M stuff? – Really hurt!

Wrong time, wrong place, wrong guy to fuck with, you know that!?

– Tell me something about yourself then, Simen. – It is not so much to tell. I have lost everything.

– What happened to your mom, really? – I have no desire to talk about.

Simen, we two will be together for quite a while, so we can just as well get to know!

– I was 12 years old. – Yes, continue.

The only thing I remember was that the TV was on downstairs.

And I went down to their underwear...

Dad sat there, and he had been drinking...

There were maybe 10 beers on the table and he was very drunk when I asked him what had happened...

So he just said straight out that... "your mother has died"

As we learned later in the autopsy report that she not only had alcohol in the blood, she had taken much else and.

Was there anything special you and your mom used to do together?

We used to go to a lake, just me and my mom. I went there often and after she had died, but not anymore.

Why not?

A year back, then there was a guy robbed me, and pointed a gun at ambush mine and said he'd have my wallet.

So he bound me tightly at my arms and...

So you what did he like, even if you had a blindfold?

How did you know I was blindfolded?

That here was a very nice conversation Simen. Now I feel that we are much closer together.

It was fucking you. It was you who robbed me!

– See here. – What is that?

– I won't have some fucking pill! – Come on, ta'n!

You're probably one of those guys from Sognsvann. That gets 10-year-olds to get away and switch prepaid towards other services.

Funny boy!

Will you lie there all day and drink chocolate milk?

This is hot here?

Yes, proper hot. And VERY sexy.

I have stronger things as well...

You're cool ass! Tough guy!

– You do not know what I've gone through once then. – Yes, I know that.

You look so tired?

Ride, ride ranke to the miller's house... There was no one at home but a little pussy cat...

The cock crows, miller grinds... And two small dogs say "woof woof".

What is that?

Will you fight or talk? Talk?

– I have to pee. – What?

– I have to pee, quite seriously. – No shit!

– It will soon be a crisis. – Is that how it is?

Jess, that's how it is.

– I may well just pee here then, so it smells shit throughout drummed. – Okay, you have two minutes for yourself.

– You must tie off, then. – No... I can stay.

Fuck you ekk... it goes well that is. No thank you.

When you sit, then. Sit and piss, fucking bitch.

Do not be so tough a, Ove! Can not you just release me now I get tissa.

– If you find something... – Yes?

– It's over for you. – Jess. You are a really creepy ass.

I can go there. It's fine.

– Do you know what I dreamed of being when I was smaller? – No, that is... I do not know.

– Garbage man. – I see?

I empty the garbage and I like that... Driving around in a yellow car...

I think maybe it was something with the car.

– Time is out! – Yeah, okay...

You are not so tough anymore now?

Are you saying something?

– What did you say? – Not to my toes.

Then I will loose my balance for my whole life. And I'm going to be called "limp boy".

– Huh – I'm going to be called lame boy!

– What shall I take instead? – You do not need to take anything?

Right. Was it nice?

I'm not sure why he should bind me all the time. I'll untie me easily. Maybe not as easy as...

You're a nice guy, Simen. It's just a shame that you are about to die.

Just as your dad will soon. And as your mother already has.

Family gathering in hell.

What do you have to say about this?

I say nothing. That is mean.

Mean? Mean is that I let Henriette Johansen ride home after I had taken remembrance behind. It's a little mean.

It's a sick world we live in! What the hell are you doing? Do you think everyone has it so damn good all the time?

Lay down and sleep a bit.

Hello! Is it the fire truck? Nee-naw-nee-naw?

– Nee-naw-nee-naw? – Nee-naw-nee-naw, yes.

What is it that you want? I'm a little busy you know.

Police have been in my store. Do you understand? That brat is wanted everywhere!

– Police? So fucking what? – Fucking what?

– If you get caught? What's going on with you? – Relax, I'll fix that.

– What is this? – It is him.

Yes, I know it's him. Driver you to fuck on he or?

We only play a bit. Not true, Simen?

You do not play with little boys. Scissors, and tennis ball in his mouth?

I wish I could fly. So I could fly back to Pakistan and Africa...

– Ove, I like you very much... – I like you and...

Open your ears. I'm not Pakistani. I'm from Iran.

– What if I had said you were from Voss and Bergen? – It's in Norway, then.

I know it.

– Sniff sniff bang bang? – Yes baby!

– Yes, what do you think? – Damn good!

I need to take some time of. I'll stop you next week, then I've gotten a little span of the family of the snotnose here.

No problem, come when you want.

– We do just as spoken, bro! – We do, niggah!

How many times have I said to you, do not call me negro? Learn to respect a little, respect for fuck's sake!

If you ever join the gang, then call me so you get child rebate, okay?

You have the boy? We have the girl and cocaine.

Yeah. Bring her to the hotel. Bye.

Now remember your girlfriend ran around town looking for you. You cannot look after her or?

Then fare well I go and take care of your little whore then.

We can dry fuck the bitch. No one will notice it.

Just a bit slowly and carefully ...

Had she had scarves and burkas then I fucked her properly.

Simen, we must get out of here, he's crazy!

– I love you. – I love you too.

– Can you do me a favor and give me your hairpin? – Hairpin?

Yes. So we can open the lock.

But Simen... I'm not pregnant anymore.

– You have no idea how happy I am to hear that. – But now I talk a little...

In the past it was all about you and you do not ask even me how it goes.

Now let me talk! If not then I put it here into your mouth, and I will leave.

I have thought a bit of sort of... If we want to have any future together then you need to start thinking before you speak.

How do you think I feel? Do you think it's cool for me to be pregnant?

I sat in my room and I cried, Simen, while you ran around and played Mission Impossible.

We saw the way it went...

You need to grow up, Simen. You are not a little brat anymore.

– Now repeat after me. – Are you serious?

– I, Simen... – I, Simen...

– promise to ask Christine about how it goes, and not just think of me itself. – Laws to ask Christine about how it goes, and not just think of me itself.

– For without her, I would have never freed me. – For without her, I would have never freed me.

– Good, Simen. – Good, Simen.

I'm done now.

But give me your hairpin. Then insert it into the lock... and turn right...

Would you give me my pants lying on the floor?

– What do we do now really? – Now you have to call the police and ambulance. Then I'll come later.

– Can you not be with me? – No, just trust me.

Take this here. It lay on the bed, I think he forgot it.

Simen?

Simen?

– I thought you were hungry, so I took... – Now you listen to me!

Go over there.

Go over there!

My dad keeps on daue, and you keep me here for five days. What the hell is that?

– Did you forget what you were trying to do to me? – I give a damn about what I tried to do to you! You are complete shit.

Sit down on your knees.

Get down on your knees!

– You make a big mistake, Simen. – Why?

– I do not feel quite good. – No...

That cocaine, there was shit in it, I feel not good at all.

I'll kill you now. Should fucking kill you now.

Simen, you can not do me one last favor please?

Just tell me what time it is, so I know when I died.

– I don't have a damn clock with me. – There hangs one.

Good night...

– I must tell you something. – What have I done?

I love you.

And this time I promise you that.

That will be forever.

Hello?

Hey Simen, it's Roar Uthaug here, the director of free wild.

Yes?

I saw you on the news, it was indeed incredibly cool then. I just thought, that we here make a film out of it?

– You think it then? – Yes, wouldn't it be fun?

Yes, I think so?

Jess, but when we talk then, fine... Bye.

Okay? Bye.

Well, she was not pregnant anyway. But now I'm happy that that kind of test only works 99% of the time.

Christine and anyone else in the family arranged a birthday party for me ...

I have no desire to go. Have really just wanted to stay at home with Dad, even though he does not care so much.

But I must well. Just hope that grandmothers and not the whole caboodle is there...

Yes? And who's this?

It's the mayor.

Yeah right. And I'm King of Queens...

I doubt it, but you, Simen, I'm calling to congratulate you tomorrow...

I am impressed with what you achieved, which no one else has managed...

So now we conduct a large study to see the kind of people who live in this town...

So what Interpool and several others failed to deliver, you delivered it.

Also I realize that you are struggling a bit regarding your father's operation...

After all that you have done I have decided that we'll help you, so we pay for the operation.

Thank you so much!

Nice that, Simen. Thank you, and take good care of yourself.

Bye.

Two days later.

Central Oslo

– We just shouldn't give a damn? – Why that?

– I think it all just seems so silly. – No, it will be good, I promise!

We looked so much after you.

– I think only of my nipple. – You have at least one, there are many who do not have nipples.

It is for adults y'know. The juice can be found there. Yellow and red.

– You are fucking now or? – Fuck? Here we are created. Just joking.

But why are you in work clothing now, Uncle Einar?

Because your father thinks he gets it cheaper if he hires his brother to arrange a party.

But when he gets a surprise. When he gets to see the invoice.

– Don't be so mean. – Yes.

– Do not get too drunk then, it does look good on you. – What do you really know about it?

You've never seen me drunk, have you?

Now I'll tell you one thing; You have several categories within alcohol drinking...

First you "breeze". Then highlight not so much also have "very breeze" –

When you begin to chatter and be a little dizzy and so on

Also, you have "full", then you are not responsible anymore and you should not either. One becomes really happy and stuff...

And then you have "drunk", then you have to be pumped and lie on hospital for several days and you have not seen me so... no!

As much as you can about alcohol then?

– Now Simen, how are you, are you alright? – It's going well. Great.

And the two of you then, it goes well with you?

– Very good. – Absolutely good!

Nah, hey!

– Does he not know it's your birthday today? – No, he thinks we are just here to cheer him.

– You know what is allowed when you are 16? – Practice Driving?

Simen?

– Who is that!? – Grandma.

Simen?

– Hello. – Oh, happy birthday.

I'm so sorry for what has happened.

Hey.

– You two went to the bathroom together? – No, no...

No, no, no, it's nothing to be ashamed of, dear.

You've allowed to become horny when you are 16 years old!

Why am I here now?

I was put off and said that I should enter here!

– If it ain't you, so nice to see you then! – So nice to see you then!

– What are you doing here? – What I am doing here?

– Simen has his birthday today! – What are you saying anyway?

– He has his birthday today, and then Grandma is here... – Yes, but he has it today!?

– Sure it's today! – Oh shit!

– Why should I be here? – It's a party here.

– So you might go? – Maybe?

– Who is hosting your party? – It's a birthday party here for someone named Simen.

Simen yes...

– Where should I go then? – It's that way I think.

Damn, she ruined everything for me.

You relax, so I'll do the rest...

Wait, do we have a condom?

Relax, I just pull it out and squirt on you.

– You think that'll lift my spirit? – I do not know, does it?

Shh...

– So weird... – See to get in to you there then.

– There is nothing to ingest in here. – You're just whining all the time, I'm so tired of listening to you.

– I will be sour... – Will be? You are sour!

– I'll be sour, I was born sour. – It's so annoying to listen to you, I get so tired of you.

– Can you not eat a little, you're so thin now... – There is nothing to eat...

Also drink up the little glass there, it's not dangerous.

Damn...

– Keep up the nonsense, you know it's Simen's birthday today! – Who's Simen?

– Hello Simen! – Hello, hello, hello, who are you then?

– Is this Simen? – Yes, it's Simen.

– I'm Simen, your grandson. – You're Granny!

– All right. – And you, happy birthday!

– Yes, who are you? – It's my girlfriend!

– They're not boyfriend at that age there? – My dear, he is 16 years old!

– It is too early to have a boyfriend. – You remember when you started?

Far from it, I've never had boyfriend, I have been grumpy!

– I have been grumpy all my life... – Yes, and continue with it.

– And I would like to be allowed to continue! – Yes, it's very lovely for all of us, thank you!

– Fare you well, my friends... – Goodbye.

It's just boring people here. You look a little cozy. Can you get me something to drink, too?

– Yes... – Can you do it? Maybe when I'm a bit in a better mood...

– Like that? – No, no, much bigger than that...

Dear Simen, happy birthday...

I have as always a present for you, and even though it has been very busy lately I thought this time –

I shall set aside an entire week, just to be together with you, it's cool or!?

I was very dry in remembrance now, it was so boring...

I'm here because only sour I understand.

– Wasn't the party a bit funny? – I was born sour...

Don't cry!

One week later

Aunt Else's home

Hey Simen. It's Ove.