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[loud thudding on-screen]
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[roaring]
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[all cheering]
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[narrator]
The age of dinosaurs was over.
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- Aw!
- Fiddlesticks!
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[narrator] 20,000 years ago,
Ice Age humans lived
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under constant threat
from deadly predators.
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[growling on-screen]
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Freezing temperatures.
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[wind whistling]
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And smells.
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[all sniffing]
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[all gasp]
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Primordial!
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For our ancestors, survival
required constant vigilance.
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Even the slightest distraction
could prove deadly.
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What do you mean I have
to take the toys off our lawn?
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I didn't even know we had
a homeowner's association.
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In our modern world,
true danger is rare.
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Yet, our Ice Age instincts
remain... ever on high alert.
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Fine. I'll pick up the toys
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when you take
your Christmas decorations down,
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i.e. never!
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Marge, the children are trying
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to learn facts
about the Ice Age.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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As if the distant past
has anything to do with us.
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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[speaking caveman language]
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[stomach growling]
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[hissing]
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[prolonged shouting]
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[munching]
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There is literally nothing
to eat here.
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You know, there are
some children in this world
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- who don't have enough...
- Bored!
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Bart, incredible news!
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You know how my dad got a job
at the sports arena?
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They were changing the floor,
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and he got trapped
between the hockey ice
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and the basketball court
for two days.
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[Kirk] Okay, that's
a double dribble. I felt it!
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When he agreed not to sue,
they gave him four tickets
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to see Violencia Gigante
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- in concert!
- Oh, my God!
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Do you think they'll do one
of their songs about drugs?
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Hey, as long as they do the one
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about drowning guys
in prison toilets.
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[both]
"Baño Muerte"!
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So can I go to the concert?
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I don't know.
You're awfully young.
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What if you get jostled?
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Yes, I'm young,
but I'm responsible.
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Really?
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Bart, save yourself.
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Okay.
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You got to let me go
to the show!
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They rap in Spanish.
It's educational!
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Say, Mom, to inform
your parenting choices,
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why don't you listen
to one of their songs?
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Great idea, sis.
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[man rapping in Spanish
over instrumental beat]
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[man trilling, grunting]
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Well, it can't be
that offensive.
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He barely says anything.
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Ha! He's playing
the clean version.
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Here's the original.
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And the translation
of the lyrics.
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She doesn't need
to hear and see that!
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Oh, my. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God! ¡Dios mío!
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There's no way
you're going to that concert.
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I forbid it!
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Why did you sell me out?
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Great question.
Why'd I do it,
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Mutilated Malibu Stacey
with melted-on dog toy for head?
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[gulps]
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- [phone buzzes]
- Van Houten residence.
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Breadwinner speaking.
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Luann. Just the young woman
I wanted to talk to.
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I was really hoping
you could convince my mom
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that it's okay for me to go
to this concert with Milhouse.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bart.
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There must have been
a misunderstanding.
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You're not invited.
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But Milhouse said I was.
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That was before
you coerced my son
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into misbehaving
on his field trip.
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But you don't understand.
I really want to go.
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My parenting group workshopped
the most compassionate way
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for me to phrase this.
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Bart, you're a bad friend,
and you're beyond hope.
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Be well.
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[groans softly]
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[low growling, sniffing]
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- [growls]
- [yelps]
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[distant yell]
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- [growling]
- [whimpering]
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[grunting]
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[shouts]
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[whimpering]
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Luann said what to you?!
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That I'm a bad friend,
and I'm beyond hope.
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[growls]
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[panting]
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How dare she!
After all the times
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we've let her...
I'm just gonna say it...
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dweeb of a son dweeb it up
in our house.
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Always making me
watch him moonwalk,
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and if I don't clap,
he hides in the bathroom.
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No one uninvites my son
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to the concert
he's not allowed to go to.
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Get up! You and I are going
to go have a little chat
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with the Van Houtens.
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Ask your father
to come watch the kids.
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[wind howling]
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♪ ♪
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[stomachs gurgling]
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[singing in caveman language]
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[thudding]
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[knocking]
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Took you long enough.
What did you do, crawl here?
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I had to walk... in the rain.
Ooh!
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Yeah, yeah, you're a real hero.
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Did you think for one second how
your words would make Bart feel?
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Everything I said was true,
Marge.
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Hoo, boy.
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- Was it?
- Oh, here we go.
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You know how Bart is.
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No. I don't.
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Why don't you tell me
how my son is?
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Oh, man.
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It is so on.
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Bart and Milhouse have had
their issues in the past,
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but we all thought
Bart would get better.
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He's getting worse, Marge.
It's just a fact.
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Did you hear that, Homer?
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Our son is getting worse.
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That's so good to know.
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Um, if I could just turn
the heat down a little bit here.
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I think what Luann is trying
to say, Marge,
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is that nobody thinks
that you're a bad mother.
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Bad... mother?!
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Marge is the greatest mother
on Earth.
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She mothers circles
around you freaky,
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attachment parenting,
co-sleeping, co-bathing psychos!
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Let's go.
It's clear these people have
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an all-consuming vendetta
against our son.
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I need you to buy Bart
four concert tickets.
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On the floor, first ten rows.
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I don't care how much they cost.
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I... I thought
you didn't want Bart to go?
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If that woman wants a fight,
she's going to get one.
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[distant howling]
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♪ ♪
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[growls]
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[Homer]
Nothing. Still nothing.
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Nope. Nada.
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N-Nope.
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Did you find amazing seats
for Bart?
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Not yet.
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And I'm checking Stub Dork,
Seat Dweeb,
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Ticket Chump, Venue Idiot...
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Don't give up, or our son dies!
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Socially, amongst his peers.
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♪ ♪
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[grunting]
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[breathing heavily]
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Row 30. Not good enough.
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Nothing. Still nothing.
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Finger cramping.
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Pain moderate, but...
worth mentioning.
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[panting]
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[grunts, yells]
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[phone chimes]
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[Homer yelling over phone]
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You got the tickets!
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It's a VIP package
with admission
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- to the Front Row Club.
- [gasps]
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Look. Here's a video of the
Beckham kids throwing up in it.
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Ooh, Homer, you actually did it!
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Bart is saved!
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[kissing]
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[moaning playfully]
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So I figure before the concert,
we'll pre-game at my pad.
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Take some edibles...
Goldfish, pretzel nubs.
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- All right!
- Fire!
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So dope.
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Looking forward
to the big show, guys?
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Good for you.
Hey, if I can see your seats
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from where I'm sitting...
the Front Row Club...
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I'll shoot you a wave.
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The Front Row Club?!
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That's a perk usually reserved
for industry insiders.
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I wanted to ask you three
to come with,
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but I'm sure you'd say "no."
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You're doing the right thing,
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sticking
with your buddy Milhouse.
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It's hard, but that's how
you build character.
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No! You guys can't bail just
'cause he has way better seats.
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Milhouse, don't feel bad
about the bailing.
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Just feel happy
that for a few days,
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I pretended to like you
for your tickets.
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I'll take my "haw-haw" now.
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[humming]
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Mom, are you okay?
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I'm better than okay.
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I spent money we don't have
to show who's the better mother.
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Love it. Why don't you do
something for me?
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Take a deep breath in.
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[inhales deeply]
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[growling]
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Oh, boy.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Mom, your primitive brain
is running the show right now.
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One of your "cubs," if you will,
has been threatened,
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but in a 21st-century
sort of way.
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In response, your body
has entered a state of arousal
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called "fight-or-flight."
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I'm not in a state.
These are my calm veins.
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Remember, you have access
to higher brain function.
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So, breathe in
the expensive candle...
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- [both inhale]
- ...exhale the tension.
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[both exhale]
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There is no threat.
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Your cubs are safe.
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Smell the
"Fresh Morning Airport"?
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Ew.
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Mmm, there's no threat.
Bart is okay.
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That's right.
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No need to fight or flee.
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No threat.
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[gasps]
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No threat at all.
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[laughs nervously]
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[Peyton]
We have a motion
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from a concerned parent
to ban all books
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about "fallen women"
from the library.
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So, motion denied.
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I'm pulling my boy
from this school.
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It didn't have to go down
like this.
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[thudding echoes]
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I move to dismiss Marge Simpson
from this board
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- for bullying my son.
- [people gasping]
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[panting]
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[wolf growling]
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[whimpering]
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[snarling]
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[growling]
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Bullying?
You want to talk about bullying?
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She went out of her way
to make my son feel excluded,
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less than and othered.
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[people gasping]
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That's the worst thing there be.
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[roaring]
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[whimpers]
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[growling]
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Look at what her son did
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to the third-grade production
of West Side Story.
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[people gasping]
261
00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:55,241
That's the kind of behavior
you learn in the home.
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00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,478
[roaring]
263
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,754
You're criticizing my home?
264
00:12:59,854 --> 00:13:01,626
You ever been
to her dusty house?
265
00:13:01,726 --> 00:13:04,669
You think nature
abhors a vacuum?
266
00:13:06,106 --> 00:13:07,812
Look up the word "no," Marge.
267
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,587
Trust me,
it can do wonders with children.
268
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,438
Well, you could learn
how to say yes, to a lice comb.
269
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,179
She grocery-shops
at the Kwik-E-Mart.
270
00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,920
Swedish Fish are not a protein.
271
00:13:22,523 --> 00:13:24,662
At least Bart likes my lunches.
272
00:13:24,729 --> 00:13:28,707
Milhouse is the most frequent
lunch trader in the cafeteria.
273
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,486
That is a lie.
274
00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:35,595
I pack an extra lunch
for Milhouse
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00:13:35,662 --> 00:13:38,805
because I feel sorry for him.
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00:13:38,838 --> 00:13:40,476
[roaring]
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00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:42,616
[growls]
278
00:13:43,552 --> 00:13:44,922
[both straining]
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00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:46,461
[snarling]
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00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:54,252
Okay, a lot of big feelings.
281
00:13:54,352 --> 00:13:56,223
I do love mess.
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00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,562
This isn't over.
283
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:01,037
Not by a long shot, sister.
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00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:15,982
♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,051
[horns honking]
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00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:34,171
Oh, my God,
look who Milhouse had to bring.
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00:14:34,238 --> 00:14:36,244
Kindergartners.
289
00:14:36,311 --> 00:14:37,981
[cries]
290
00:14:38,048 --> 00:14:41,526
You said we were going
to see Cocomelon.
291
00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:43,466
[tires squeal]
292
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,772
[wind whistling]
293
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,231
Evening, ma'am.
What brings you here?
294
00:14:54,332 --> 00:14:55,535
Parking, I bet.
295
00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:57,307
We're in the Front Row Club.
296
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,781
I believe parking is included?
297
00:14:59,814 --> 00:15:01,920
Oh, we don't accept
paper tickets.
298
00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:04,662
- You have to use the app.
- What app?
299
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,735
The app it says
you're required to use,
300
00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:10,913
right here on this piece
of paper that is not a ticket.
301
00:15:11,047 --> 00:15:13,187
Homer, the moustache man
who has every job
302
00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:16,197
says we need the app you used
to buy the tickets.
303
00:15:16,264 --> 00:15:19,507
Oh, I deleted that app
the second I printed them out.
304
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:20,944
Can I download the app?
305
00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:22,883
Well, you'll need his password.
306
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,090
Oh, it's in my password wallet.
307
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:26,895
But I deleted that, too.
308
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,901
Why do you keep deleting apps?
309
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:30,973
I like the way
they jiggle in fear
310
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,183
right before you drop
the hammer.
311
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,503
[Kirk] Come on, Home-slice,
it's your pick.
312
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,643
Are you with Kirk?
313
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,186
Um, well, it's our
fantasy football draft.
314
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,527
After everything those people
have done to Bart?
315
00:15:48,594 --> 00:15:50,500
[gasps]
Traitor!
316
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,275
- You are dead to me.
- [beeps]
317
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,924
[snarls]
318
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,372
[cries out]
319
00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,775
[shouting]
320
00:16:05,545 --> 00:16:07,717
[groaning]
321
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,729
[yells]
322
00:16:14,237 --> 00:16:15,408
[snarls]
323
00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:19,184
♪ ♪
324
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:29,617
Pull forward and turn
your car around, pally.
325
00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:32,057
Aww, you can't get in?
Well, don't worry.
326
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:35,735
We'll post pics so Bart can see
all the fun he's missing.
327
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:38,008
[snarls]
328
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:39,380
[growls]
329
00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:41,786
[tires screech]
330
00:16:47,404 --> 00:16:49,344
[all screaming]
331
00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:52,386
- Have you lost your mind?
- I'm going to save you.
332
00:16:52,452 --> 00:16:54,391
How is this saving me?
333
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,095
[snarling]
334
00:17:02,616 --> 00:17:05,155
[snarling]
335
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,539
[all screaming]
336
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,855
[tires screeching]
337
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:17,994
Follow me.
338
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,912
[yelling, grunts]
339
00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:42,133
[all scream]
340
00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:58,917
Tickets, please.
341
00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:02,462
Some of these people
are carrying outside food.
342
00:18:02,562 --> 00:18:05,303
Outside food! Outside food!
343
00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:07,610
[screams]
344
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:11,455
[thunder crashes]
345
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:16,470
[growls]
346
00:18:16,571 --> 00:18:18,476
[thunder crashes]
347
00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:25,415
We're either leaving here
in $50 T-shirts or handcuffs.
348
00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:29,727
Perhaps a third course of action
will present itself? [screams]
349
00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:40,393
[Marge]
Look, guys, we made it.
350
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,065
The Front Row Club!
351
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,569
Maybe you should take us home.
352
00:18:43,636 --> 00:18:46,912
I don't think anybody's that
psyched for the concert anymore.
353
00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:49,654
Go home? And let Luann win?
354
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,663
Why don't you ask that lady
what she thinks?
355
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,301
[groans]
356
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,938
Now you know
what we're all thinking.
357
00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:58,381
Not me. I'm cool with you.
358
00:18:58,481 --> 00:19:01,289
Oh, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry.
359
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:04,165
I've just been feeling
the whole range of emotions:
360
00:19:04,232 --> 00:19:07,908
anger, rage, fury, even miffed.
361
00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:10,716
But I swear,
it was all because I never want
362
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,459
anything bad
to ever happen to you.
363
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:14,929
I can handle bad.
364
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:17,738
I can't handle losing
the one good parent I've got.
365
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,443
Mm.
366
00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:23,154
[thunder crashes]
367
00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:25,361
[snarling]
368
00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,066
[wolf whimpering]
369
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:39,168
[yells]
370
00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:53,144
[panting]
371
00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:59,363
Why couldn't you just
let me invite Bart?
372
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,570
Oh, honey, but think
of how jealous and miserable
373
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:02,839
he must be right now.
374
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:05,915
- Isn't that satisfying?
- It mostly isn't.
375
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,921
I know Bart's a bad influence,
376
00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:11,399
but he's the only kid
who wants to influence me.
377
00:20:11,466 --> 00:20:13,672
He's all I got.
378
00:20:13,772 --> 00:20:15,544
The Front Row Club
won't be much fun
379
00:20:15,644 --> 00:20:18,253
without Bart's best friend.
380
00:20:27,045 --> 00:20:29,218
[wolf sniffing]
381
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,626
[snaps fingers]
382
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:41,790
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00:20:41,856 --> 00:20:43,796
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00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,601
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00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:47,674
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00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:55,297
♪ ♪
387
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:32,742
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