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看清楚了，画个押，我去解个手
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你干什么？
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有缘千里来相撞，无缘对面不相识
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咱们有缘啊
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我念给你听
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兹因老妻病重无银调理
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特向钱如命先生借得大钱拾仟
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言明每月利金三仟，上期缴付
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恐口说无凭，立此借据为证
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张四喜，你看清楚了
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怎么样？看清楚了没有？
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画个押吧
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走走走，游游游
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五湖四海度春秋
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今日方知出家好
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始悔当年作马牛
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身外别有天和地
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潇潇洒洒荡悠悠
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难缠街坊他不拔毛呀
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破僧衣是要千金求
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爱管人间不平事
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喜为好人解忧愁
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天不管，地不收
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也会刚来也会柔
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今日方知出家好
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快快活活傲光头
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爱管人间不平事
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喜为好人解忧愁
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天不管，地不收
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也会刚来也会柔
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今日方知出家好
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快快活活傲光头
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好危险哪
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幸亏和尚把我们引开了
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和尚怎么不见了？
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多谢活神仙救了我们
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快去看看什么事？
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我没有钱
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没钱？那可不行
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还不出来
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臭和尚，挤什么挤
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借光…
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干什么你，钻来钻去的
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想怎么样你
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你们在这儿干什么？
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我在看热闹
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我也要看热闹
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有什么好看？
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你为什么要看？
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好，我偏不给你看
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我偏要看
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不让你看
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我就不让你看，去你的
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干什么？一身臭味
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好了…在这儿看吧
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躲开点
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臭和尚，一身的垃圾气
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对不起
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钱老板，我求求你再宽限几天吧
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不行，没那么便宜的事
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钱先生，您做做好事再耽搁两天
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我欠您的钱不是不还
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我实在拿不出啊
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不可以，你这个没良心的家伙
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借钱时是一张脸
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还钱时你又是一张脸
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为你这几个臭钱
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我城里跑到城外，城外又跑到城里
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连鞋我都坏了好几双
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这让我跟谁算去
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今天你要是不付钱
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袍也没得穿，跑不了
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我求求你…
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怪可怜的，你就算了吧
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宽限几天吧
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钱先生，你放放手，我疼
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疼？活该
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你借钱利不付本不还，想跑啊
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诸位，不是我不讲理
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这善门难开
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今天他要不给钱，就是不行
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有什么事吗？
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告诉你有什么用？
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你说给我听听也没关系嘛
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你这要饭的怎么那么啰嗦
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你一定要知道？
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我一定要，说出来大伙儿听听
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一定要告诉你？臭叫化子
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什么都有你一份
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万一要有点用呢？
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有用？欠债
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那么欠债还钱就好了
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你说得倒挺简单
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可是他还不出来呀
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为什么还不出呢？
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他没有啊
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为什么没有呢？
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你讲理不讲理，没有就是没有
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有了还不还给他
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那么他欠他多少钱？
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张老欠这位钱老板拾仟钱
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几个月了
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告诉你也没有用
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现在钱先生跟他要他没有
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是啊
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那么大家讲讲人情跟钱先生说一说
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过几天再给不就得了嘛
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我们全讲过了
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这位钱先生不卖账啊
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噢，你们都讲过了？
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你是看不见你还是听不见
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恻隐之心人皆有之
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讲了半天讲不好
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那么大家帮帮张老头
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把这拾仟钱凑一凑还给钱先生
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不就没事了嘛
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你说得倒挺容易
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我们哪儿有那么多钱替他还账
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那么讲也讲不好，还又没钱
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大家那么老呆在这儿
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也不是一个办法
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说的是啊
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你到底给不给钱？
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你不给钱咱们今天没完
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你上哪儿去？
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干什么你？
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我去跟钱先生说说看了
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你呀？
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我问你，昨天晚上吃了饭没有？
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没吃呢
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你省点力气吧，少多管闲事
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空口说白话那是没用的
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说说看吧
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说不定钱先生会买我点面子
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你哪点值钱？
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这副德性
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就因为我不值钱
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也许钱先生肯买我点穷面子
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你去吧…去呀！
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臭要饭的，拍什么拍
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钱先生
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干什么？
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尊姓？
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你吃饱了撑的？
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叫了钱先生还问尊姓
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尊姓是客气话，阁下您姓什么？
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姓钱呗，姓什么
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钱先生就姓钱哪
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不姓钱姓什么？还钱
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我倒弄不清楚了
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请问钱先生
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您老拉着他这个瘤干什么呢？
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他欠钱不还
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欠多少钱？
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拾仟钱，四个月了
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利息也不付，本又不还
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那么钱先生，有话慢慢讲好吧
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您老拉着他这个瘤干什么
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有这么多人在这儿看着
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他也跑不了
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还有还的办法，不还有不还的办法
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好，谅他也跑不掉
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你倒好，坐下了，还钱
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钱先生，我和尚来讲个人情
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欠你的拾仟钱
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最好看我点穷面子再耽搁几天
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什么？你算老几？看你的面子
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这么多人我都不卖账，你凭什么
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你以为你是什么？你是要饭的和尚
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你以为你是唐三藏啊
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真是，多管闲事
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还钱…
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张老头
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大和尚
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对了，你到底欠他多少钱？
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去年我借了他拾仟钱
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先把三仟钱利钱扣掉，只拿柒仟钱
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他叫我当面数一数
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我想钱先生怎么会骗我们穷人呢
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可是我回家一数只有六仟三
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什么？放你的狗屁
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他胡说八道
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你听他讲完嘛
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现在三个月付了四个月的利钱
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拾二仟钱
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这个月因为我老伴旧病复发
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没办法付，他就…
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你这个人哪
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难怪钱先生说你没有良心
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这拾仟钱只拿你三仟钱的利钱
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已经是凭天地良心了
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这个利钱并不大呀
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去年我跟人家借了拾仟钱
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就先拿走了捌仟钱的利钱
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实际上我只拿到壹仟陆百个钱到手
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我说钱先生，您说是不是啊？
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大家听听看
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这个和尚说话还有点人味嘛
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这个和尚在这儿捣什么乱？
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不要捣乱，起什么哄
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诸位，别吵，诸位…
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不管怎么说这个杀人偿命借债还钱
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这是天公地道的事，您说是不是？
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对，当然了
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你也是的，借钱时就赌咒发誓的
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还钱时你就死皮懒脸的
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这怎么可以吗？
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不是不还，没有啊
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那你打算什么时候还呢？
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说是三天五天，还是还不出
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不过暂时敷衍敷衍
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是不是？大家听见了没有
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妈的，你今天还不还钱
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不还钱就别想走
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钱先生，有话好说嘛
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你老拉着这个玩意儿干什么
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拉它也拉不出钱来
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今天不还钱我就把它拉下来
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拉下来也没钱哪
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没有钱？没钱也可以
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只要把这个瘤拿下来给我
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什么？没钱？没钱就把瘤子给我
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告诉你我是说得到做得到的
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照这样说，钱先生
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您是看上他这只瘤？
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不是看上不看上，什么叫看上了
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不还钱就把瘤子拿下来给我
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给你？你肯要？
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要，怎么不要？
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既然你要
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那你准备贴钱给他，你干吗？
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好，他欠的钱不要，一笔勾消
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我另外再贴钱给他
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只要他能把瘤子拿下来
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好
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你干什么？
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好，钱先生你行，有道理
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佩服你，识货，有眼光
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造孽啊
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这种东西不坏
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像这种货色是不大有呀
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很多人想要这种宝贝还没地方去找
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钱先生，您既然看中他这个宝贝
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您准备出多少钱来买它？
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好，大伙儿别吵，别吵
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既然钱先生看中了他这个宝贝
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那么大伙儿又想了这桩事情
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你们说是不是？
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是啊
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钱先生您准备出多少钱
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来买他这个宝贝呢？
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随便他说，他说多少我就给多少
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那么我去问问他看
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我是一手托两家，你说对不对？
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大和尚
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您现在欠他的钱又还不出
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就是到了明天还是没有办法
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刚好钱先生他看中了您这个瘤
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他想把它买下来
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您准备多少钱想卖掉它，您说说看
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你是想照本卖呢，还是想赔本卖呢
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还是想赚一点，说说看
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大师父，这个不能卖呀
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怪也不能够怪你
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从那么一丁点大养到这么大
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不知道您费了多少心机
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现在您马上要把它卖掉
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您当然是有点舍不得了
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不过您欠他的钱又还不出来
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您就是舍不得也是不行啊
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别说您这个东西了
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我们做和尚没钱时
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经都要卖掉，对不对？
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你准备多少钱想脱手？
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我看差不多就卖了算了
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这个不行啊
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大和尚你不要捣乱了，快走吧
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不是，不是的
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他现在不肯说价钱
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一来他不知道现在这个市面上
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这个价钱到底是多少
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这样吧，让我跟你出个价钱看看
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大和尚，不行啊
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啊呀，绝对不会让你吃亏的
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钱先生
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干什么？
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他那个拾仟的借据在不在？
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在，在这儿
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好，您把这个借据当面把它给撕掉
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另外再贴他伍拾仟，您看怎么样？
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您认为便宜您就把它给买回去
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机会难得呀
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这个东西是好东西，货色是好货色
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怎么样？伍拾仟
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好，伍拾仟就伍拾仟，君子一言
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驷马难追，我一定拿下来给你
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真拿得下来？
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怎么样？
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我怎么能拿得下来？
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真是，那不是废话，你起什么哄
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最多让人跟钱先生一块儿回去
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那不就得了
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00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:09,399
什么？连人一起买，我还得养活他
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你想得倒好
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我不要人就要瘤
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好
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钱先生说话可要算数
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我万一要是把它给拿了下来
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00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,583
你要是不要那怎么办？
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你得找个保人出来担保
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请什么担保人呢？
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这么多街坊邻里都在这儿看着
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人人都可以做我的保人
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00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,928
他们都可以担保我
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诸位怎么样呢？
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对，这么多人看着
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只要你拿得下来
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00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,443
他要是不要他就甭想再混了
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真的甭想再混了
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你要是拿不下来
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非把你赶出这临安区不可
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喂，你拿得下来吗？
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他的家我们大家都认得
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只要你拿得下来他跑都别想跑
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00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,820
你拿不下来怎么说？
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对，拿不下来怎么说？
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好，我拿拿看
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00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,907
少废话，什么叫拿拿看？
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00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,532
到底拿得下拿不下？
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是啊
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要是拿不下来怎么办？
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打死你
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好了…
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最多大伙儿一块儿死
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你想，你去死
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00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,733
好了，别吵
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00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,199
钱先生，我可要拿了
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你拿好了，说话算数
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好
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来，过来
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好了，大和尚
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过来…
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张老头，不要怕，试试吧
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00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:18,732
不行啊…
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疯老头，小心点
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00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,111
人命关天可不是闹着玩的
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到底在干什么？
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00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,480
干什么？
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00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,383
磨刀啊
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00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:45,261
来吧，不要怕…
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00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:54,832
钱先生，我可要拿了
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00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:57,134
你尽管拿，钱某人说话算数
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好
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00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:25,029
好…
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钱先生
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00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,006
您拿去吧
357
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,914
我…我不要
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00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:47,318
刚才你说要，现在又说不要
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00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,592
装可装不上去了
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00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:55,399
刚才我是说着玩的，谁要这个东西
361
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,965
说着玩的？
362
00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:05,867
你不要这个东西，谁要啊？
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00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:14,685
钱先生，大家都说要给你啊
364
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,879
你不要都不行
365
00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:21,118
你不要不行啊
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00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:22,152
钱先生
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00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,694
我无论如何都不要，我不要
368
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,157
君子一言，你敢不要
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00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,163
你想跑都不行，你敢不要，你
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00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,465
非要不可
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00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:42,740
我不要…
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00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,829
敢不要？我打到你要
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00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:05,400
要不要…
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00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,709
钱先生，这个东西
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00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,609
现在已经是属于你的了
376
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:20,548
你怎么好意思说不要它
377
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,319
你拿去吧
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00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,814
钱先生，给钱吧
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00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:56,680
大师父，钱我一个也不少
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00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,846
一定照数给你
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00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,117
那张借据就在钱褡裢里
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00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,056
请您拿出来撕掉
383
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:05,128
不过无论如何
384
00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:08,699
请您替我把这个瘤子拿下来
385
00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,811
是不是这张…
386
00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:25,448
是…
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00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,578
钱如命，我撕了
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00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:47,633
这里连银子银票一共是伍拾仟
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00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:51,640
对，谢谢您快给他，谢谢您了
390
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:57,881
大师父，这里是伍拾仟
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00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:05,717
张老头，这个钱你赶快收起来回家
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00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:13,663
大师父
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00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,832
你这算什么
394
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:21,371
扶他起来…不要难过
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00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:24,841
张老头，这个钱又不是我给你的
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00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,468
是你自己的东西换来的钱
397
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,441
不过下一次这种钱你可不要再借了
398
00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:36,042
再借可没有什么东西卖了
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00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:38,450
赶快回家吧
400
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:43,655
谢谢…
401
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:51,592
大师父，您要多少钱您尽管说
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00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:53,101
袋子里的钱要是不够
403
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:54,933
我可以叫人回去拿
404
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,472
您说要多少钱
405
00:27:56,608 --> 00:28:00,635
能帮我把这瘤子拿下来，您说
406
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:09,980
钱先生，真抱歉
407
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:12,885
在别人身上好拿
408
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:17,757
在你身上拿不下来的
409
00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:21,024
这个瘤已经跟你的血脉
410
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,794
都连在一块儿了
411
00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:28,269
一拿这个人就会死的
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00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:32,709
你难得买件好东西
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00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:36,746
这件东西在别人他是买不起的
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00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:40,749
只有你钱先生才能够买得起
415
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:44,480
您带着它到外边去东逛西逛的
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00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:48,217
那多出风头，您说是不是？
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00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,926
它虽然是拿不来了
418
00:28:55,066 --> 00:29:00,629
不过它自己会小的
419
00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:06,108
以后你每做一件好事它就少四两
420
00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:11,142
做两件好事它就少半斤
421
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:16,379
好事做多了它自然就会消的
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00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:24,693
不过钱先生您可千万要记住
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00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:27,764
坏事不能做啊
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00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:34,327
做一件坏事它要加重十六斤
425
00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:37,407
啊，十六斤？
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00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:27,915
那不是钱如命？
427
00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:28,855
你看，那不是钱如命？
428
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,359
是，是钱如命
429
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,025
脖子上怎么长那么个玩意儿？
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00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:35,798
过去问问他
431
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,565
我说钱先生怎么长这么个玩意儿
432
00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,934
昨天在澡堂子里洗澡时还没有的
433
00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:43,097
买来的
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00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:45,334
啊？买来的？
435
00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:46,033
我说钱先生
436
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,735
你买什么不好买这个？
437
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,608
多少钱买的？
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00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:50,679
六、七拾仟哪
439
00:30:50,815 --> 00:30:53,841
啊？六、七拾仟买这个玩意儿？
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00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,782
您真会开玩笑
441
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:00,823
不要紧的，多做好事慢慢就会消的
442
00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:11,292
钱先生…可找着你了
443
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,666
刚才我到府上去找你你没在
444
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,602
我在街上又找了你大半天
445
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:16,468
也没找着你
446
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,667
那伍仟钱本来说今早还给你的
447
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,801
可是我调了一早上的头寸
448
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:21,843
怎么也调不着
449
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:24,073
请你无论如何帮帮忙
450
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,739
就宽限三两天
451
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,318
到时候我一定还给你
452
00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:31,354
什么？帮帮忙？
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00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:32,478
不可以
454
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:35,388
你们这种人得了便宜就上脸
455
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:56,777
走走走那么游游游
456
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,406
五湖四海度春秋
457
00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:02,041
今日方知出家好
458
00:32:02,186 --> 00:32:04,711
始悔当年做马牛
459
00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:07,324
身外别有天和地
460
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,018
潇潇洒洒荡悠悠
461
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:12,652
难缠街坊他不拔毛呀
462
00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:15,197
破僧衣是要千金求
463
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:20,532
爱管人间不平事
464
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:25,700
喜为好人解忧愁
465
00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:28,437
天不管，地不休
466
00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,979
也会刚来也会柔
467
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,583
今日方知出家好
468
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:36,118
快快活活傲光头
469
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,893
看样子他不像是本乡本土的人
470
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:45,825
这是怎么回事？
471
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,522
这人怎么躺在这儿了？
472
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:50,496
这个人好像已经死了
473
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,304
没见过这个人
474
00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,675
我说这不行啊
475
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,870
得找个大夫来看看才行
476
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:03,378
看得好那没话说
477
00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,414
看不好那怎么办？
478
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,075
咱们多一事不如少一事
479
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:09,846
我看我们大家还是少管闲事
480
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,582
躺在那儿大半天了也没人理他
481
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,459
哪来的臭和尚？
482
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:17,993
和尚你挤个什么劲嘛？
483
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,306
我看这和尚一定认识他
484
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,840
要不然他哭得那么伤心？
485
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,212
和尚，你是不是认识他？
486
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,849
有话好好说，别哭得那么伤心
487
00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:54,763
我不认识他
488
00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,196
你不认识他
489
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,804
那你哭个什么劲？
490
00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:04,772
我哭着玩玩
491
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,877
这和尚疯疯癫癫的
492
00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:09,411
人死了你还哭着玩
493
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,700
疯和尚，你搞什么呀？
494
00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:35,703
你没看见我在把脉
495
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,465
对不对？
496
00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:38,131
我说他是疯和尚就是疯和尚
497
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:39,538
没错吧
498
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:54,418
毛病不轻啊
499
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:57,892
看样子是又惊又吓
500
00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:00,964
又气又怨恨的病
501
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,124
嗯，吃颗药吧
502
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:27,251
真邪门，这疯和尚可真有一套
503
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,203
朋友，你醒醒
504
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,672
你躺在河边上了
505
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:50,607
我要把你这个大胆的狗和尚…
506
00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:57,620
啊？好人难做啊
507
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,081
就是
508
00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:07,925
相公…是这位和尚救了你的命
509
00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:10,124
你怎么还骂他？
510
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:12,862
对不起，我不是骂他
511
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:17,805
我是骂剥我衣服抢我银两的野和尚
512
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,069
野和尚？什么野和尚？
513
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:26,042
不瞒众位，我姓张叫张文魁
514
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,448
是龙游县的人士
515
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:31,885
奉了母亲之命到钱四庄上我舅舅家
516
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,151
借二百两银子回家交租的
517
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:45,994
在回来的时候
518
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,765
没想到在桥上碰到一个头佗
519
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:51,170
他叫住我朝我看了看
520
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:54,142
用手一指，我就人事不省了
521
00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:55,210
等醒过来
522
00:36:55,346 --> 00:36:57,439
不只身上二百两银子不见了
523
00:36:57,582 --> 00:37:00,415
连身上的衣服也叫他剥得精光
524
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:04,510
所以我又气又恨又惊又怕
525
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,486
就不省人事了
526
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:08,649
大师，你救了我一命
527
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,091
我感激都来不及
528
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,129
我不是骂你
529
00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:16,559
你不骂我我也生气
530
00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:18,396
疯和尚他都说了
531
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:21,027
不是骂你的，你生什么气呢？
532
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:22,901
你知道什么？
533
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,976
指着秃驴骂和尚，指着和尚骂秃驴
534
00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,874
你不要碰我
535
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,440
大师
536
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:39,781
好了好了，大家不要吵了
537
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,323
相公你也醒了
538
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:44,792
睡在河边上算什么呢，起来吧
539
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,524
我上身没有衣服，下身没有裤子
540
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,258
我怎么起来
541
00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:54,329
这就难怪他了
542
00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:58,100
好了，一不做二不休
543
00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:00,472
帮忙帮到底，送佛送上天
544
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,704
我帮你去找那个头佗
545
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:05,615
你穿袍子我穿裤子
546
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,275
有上有下是有长有短
547
00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:13,552
儿童不宜观看，走
548
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,220
这位和尚真是好人
549
00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:28,702
大师父我们到哪儿去找那个头佗？
550
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,171
先吃点东西再说
551
00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:42,952
大师父我们就在这儿随便吃点吧
552
00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:46,614
啊，就在这儿吃？
553
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:48,281
像我们这么体面的人
554
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,417
怎么可以在这种地方吃东西呢
555
00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:56,124
走，上馆子去吃，上大馆子去
556
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:18,220
大师，没钱怎么吃饭呢？
557
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,483
别怕，有我
558
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:26,158
有你？我真没钱
559
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:29,960
聚香园是我开的
560
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,035
大师，你这不是说笑话吗？
561
00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:33,534
走…
562
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:57,054
干什么？今天又不是初一十五
563
00:39:57,194 --> 00:39:58,957
要饭连日子都不知道
564
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:03,157
什么？有这么体面的叫化子
565
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:08,538
别吵…大师父是熟客，请坐…
566
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:11,664
进去吧，那边坐
567
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:18,842
吃点什么？
568
00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:21,749
地方不太干净
569
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:23,251
我自己倒没有什么关系
570
00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:24,615
今天是我请客
571
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:26,154
走，咱们楼上去
572
00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:31,921
喂，楼上是雅座
573
00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:33,154
好贵的，你知道吗？
574
00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:36,289
便宜没好货，楼上…
575
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,298
掌柜的
576
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:44,465
他疯疯癫癫的，你理他干什么
577
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,508
大早上的触霉头吧
578
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:48,407
瞧瞧他们那副德性
579
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:50,275
一个没穿裤子，一个光着膀子
580
00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,039
哪有钱付账？
581
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:54,913
没钱？没钱就揍死他
582
00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:58,180
大师，我们走吧
583
00:40:58,322 --> 00:40:59,619
光脚的不怕穿鞋的
584
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,782
吃了再说，上去
585
00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:07,731
慢着…你们两个干什么的？
586
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:09,662
这边，坐这边
587
00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,528
慢着…你们上来干什么？
588
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:13,659
你们这是什么地方？
589
00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,294
什么地方？饭店
590
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:17,407
饭店，来吃饭的，干什么？
591
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:20,343
我想买鞋，你有吗？
592
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:32,622
老板，有两位贵客上来吃饭了
593
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,189
一个没穿衣服，一个没穿裤子
594
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,121
你看见了没有？
595
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:36,749
看见了，问他们吃什么
596
00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:38,054
好
597
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:47,529
吃什么？
598
00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,480
先泡壶茶来再说
599
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,841
派头还不小呢
600
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:07,279
吃什么？
601
00:42:07,424 --> 00:42:08,448
你有什么？
602
00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:10,560
差不多都全有，你吃什么有什么
603
00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,889
就怕你没钱吃不起
604
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,089
报几样上来听听
605
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,029
听着，大芽菜、菠菜、炒豆腐
606
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,035
素什锦、素三鲜
607
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:24,470
罗汉斋、豆芽烧面筋
608
00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:27,634
哎，你们老板死了？
609
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:29,245
谁说我们老板死了
610
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,041
怎么都是素的？
611
00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:33,607
你是和尚嘛
612
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,912
我吃荤，我不吃素
613
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,886
那你说好了，出口伤人干什么！
614
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,251
说几样荤的听听
615
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,223
你喜欢吃什么自己点
616
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,520
张相公，您喜欢吃点什么？
617
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:51,931
大师，我什么都吃，您随便叫好了
618
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:57,939
好，那么来一个红烧狮子头有吧
619
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,908
当然有了，不过这个价钱是贵点儿
620
00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:02,034
什么价钱？
621
00:43:02,179 --> 00:43:03,840
二百四
622
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:07,940
不贵呀，跟扬州吃还要四百八
623
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:10,280
就来个红烧狮子头
624
00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:16,458
有钱买条裤子买件衣服穿多好
625
00:43:17,895 --> 00:43:18,486
干什么？
626
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:21,462
加菜心要烧嫩一点
627
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:24,967
再来个大鸡煲小鸡
628
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:25,932
啊？
629
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:29,039
大鸡煲小鸡
630
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,970
什么叫大鸡煲小鸡？
631
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,309
你不是说样样都有的吗？
632
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,673
我是说样样都有
633
00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,678
就是没有大鸡煲小鸡
634
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:42,074
一个整鸡加上十个鸡蛋一起煮汤
635
00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:45,347
就叫大鸡煲小鸡
636
00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:47,088
花样倒不少
637
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:50,453
再来个文武蹄膀
638
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:51,390
大师
639
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,426
是不是火腿烧膀
640
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:55,555
对了，最重要的味道要烧好一点
641
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:56,631
行了
642
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,732
再来一个白鸡大转弯
643
00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:00,359
大师够了
644
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:01,198
鸡翅膀
645
00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:04,273
没错，还得来一个焖虾肉
646
00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:05,898
够了没有
647
00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:08,136
够了…大师够了
648
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:11,247
差不多了，有什么酒啊？
649
00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:12,542
有啊
650
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:14,150
报来听听
651
00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:19,782
花雕、竹叶青、玫瑰露、五加皮
652
00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:23,086
大曲、高粱，样样都有
653
00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:25,252
人参酒有吧
654
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:30,066
人参酒？有，不过价钱可贵啊
655
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,258
什么价钱？
656
00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:32,926
壹仟二
657
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:37,599
不贵，我喝过两仟肆的
658
00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:38,969
来五斤
659
00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:40,406
五斤？
660
00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:43,536
张相公，差不多了吧？
661
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,080
够了…大师，够了
662
00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:48,548
没关系，要是不够我们吃完了再叫
663
00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:55,719
掌柜的听着，楼上叫菜写单子
664
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,555
红烧狮子头加菜心
665
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,163
菜心要烧得嫩点
666
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:01,525
烧嫩点
667
00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:05,465
还有你接着写
668
00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:09,094
大鸡煲小鸡，要用原汤煮
669
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,733
小二，什么叫大鸡煲小鸡？
670
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:14,866
是客人叫的
671
00:45:15,012 --> 00:45:18,277
一只鸡里头放十只鸡蛋一块儿煮
672
00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:21,111
这种菜你也叫得出来
673
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:23,310
是客人说的又不是我叫的
674
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:29,353
还有文武蹄膀把汤煮
675
00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:34,157
还有焖虾肉，要捡大的
676
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:39,930
白鸡大转弯，外带五斤人参露酒
677
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:44,268
要烫一烫，齐了
678
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:49,971
老张，楼上还有什么客人？
679
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:51,046
没有了
680
00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:53,775
就那么一个穷酸跟一个疯和尚
681
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:57,717
不对啊，两个人怎么叫这么多菜？
682
00:45:57,855 --> 00:45:59,117
不知道
683
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,788
小二，刚刚的菜是谁叫的？
684
00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:06,028
还不是那些不穿衣服
685
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,723
不穿裤子的朋友叫的嘛
686
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:19,401
大师，这么多东西不少钱啊
687
00:46:19,543 --> 00:46:21,602
吃完了怎么办呢？
688
00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:25,613
不要怕，付钱的朋友就来了
689
00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:27,582
好
690
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,528
吃
691
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:45,361
别客气，吃菜
692
00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:48,705
伙计…
693
00:46:49,706 --> 00:46:53,972
道长…您请这边坐
694
00:46:54,111 --> 00:46:56,045
这边风凉，靠窗口
695
00:46:56,180 --> 00:47:01,709
大师父，就是他…
696
00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:05,184
道长，您吃点什么呢？
697
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:08,752
先泡壶茶来
698
00:47:08,892 --> 00:47:09,790
好
699
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:15,294
昨天用手指一指我我就昏迷不醒
700
00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:16,421
拿走了我的银子
701
00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:20,025
扒了我的衣服的就是他
702
00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:24,973
你吃你的，别理他
703
00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:27,804
他是来替我们付账的
704
00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:42,557
我认识他，他姓李
705
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:46,595
叫李通明，是四川成都府的人士
706
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:51,292
是个杀人放火打家劫舍的大盗
707
00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:53,630
现在官府捉得紧
708
00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:55,897
他就假扮了个道士
709
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:58,837
昨天他用的是定身法
710
00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:02,468
一会儿我来个障眼法
711
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,207
不但要他把钱还出来
712
00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:09,183
还要他替咱们付酒账，吃…
713
00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:15,347
吃…
714
00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:21,394
先来一斤花雕，一碟白切肉
715
00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:24,295
一盘蚂蚁上树，多加点辣椒
716
00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:25,196
好
717
00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:34,903
伙计…
718
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:37,673
你吵什么呀吵吵吵的
719
00:48:37,814 --> 00:48:39,714
什么事哇啦哇啦的
720
00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:44,480
有什么水果？
721
00:48:44,621 --> 00:48:47,055
我说和尚你这派头也太大了
722
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:49,420
你还要吃个水果什么的
723
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:54,462
少废话，有什么水果拿出来
724
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:55,826
樱桃怎么样？
725
00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:57,200
樱桃好吧？
726
00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,631
好
727
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,033
好，就樱桃吧，马马虎虎了
728
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:05,804
哎，楼上的这两位要吃樱桃
729
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:08,668
派头倒不小，还吃樱桃
730
00:49:08,812 --> 00:49:10,040
樱桃来了
731
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:12,545
让他吃樱桃
732
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:16,141
等会儿没钱付揍得周身是樱桃
733
00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:33,499
樱桃变珠子
734
00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:51,346
昨天晚上捡到的，草地上亮晶晶的
735
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:53,820
是什么东西呢？
736
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:58,360
我捡起来一看是颗珠子
737
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:02,522
给别人看说是什么夜明珠
738
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,760
要值好几万，好几万哪
739
00:50:05,902 --> 00:50:08,928
我就把它摆在枕头旁边睡觉
740
00:50:09,072 --> 00:50:12,838
亮晶晶的我睡不着啊
741
00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:15,369
我是个出家人
742
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,912
我要这个东西干什么
743
00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:22,417
要是有人要最好把它给卖掉
744
00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:23,610
你说是不是？
745
00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:24,880
是啊
746
00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:30,156
卖的人碰不见买的人
747
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:34,457
买的人又碰不见卖的人
748
00:50:34,598 --> 00:50:36,190
收起来
749
00:50:37,601 --> 00:50:39,626
喝酒…
750
00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:52,881
一颗明珠袋内藏
751
00:50:53,016 --> 00:50:58,044
居然无人识货，如何是好呢？
752
00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:07,960
好不好看？
753
00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:08,894
好看
754
00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:12,991
和尚，这颗珠子是哪里来的？
755
00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:16,429
昨天晚上睡不着觉
756
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,234
在山边上溜达溜达
757
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:22,141
是我在草地上捡来的
758
00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:24,304
你运气真好啊
759
00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:28,278
你不是想卖吗？
760
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,045
你想买？
761
00:51:30,187 --> 00:51:31,154
给我看看
762
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,121
你干什么？
763
00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:49,335
现在这个世界好人少是坏人多
764
00:51:49,473 --> 00:51:52,442
人心隔肚皮
765
00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:55,409
万一你要是拿着珠子跑了
766
00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:58,105
我到哪儿去找你去？
767
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:07,117
和尚，你太多心了
768
00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:10,784
不是多心，是当心
769
00:52:10,927 --> 00:52:13,828
知人知面不知心
770
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:19,664
比方说你要是杀人放火的强盗呢
771
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:25,464
和尚，你不要胡说八道
772
00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:29,403
这珠子可是真的？
773
00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:33,414
珍珠珍珠，别人说是真的
774
00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:35,848
我倒并不识货
775
00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:39,855
你准备卖多少钱呢？
776
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,584
听说是值好几万
777
00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:45,092
我们出家人要这么多钱
778
00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:46,627
也没有什么用处
779
00:52:46,763 --> 00:52:51,097
只想买条裤子买件上衣
780
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,225
您看值多少钱？
781
00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:54,701
你要多少钱？
782
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,271
我不知道啊
783
00:52:56,406 --> 00:53:00,433
要多了不好，要少了也不好
784
00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:02,238
您总得开个价
785
00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:06,440
漫天要价，就地还钱嘛
786
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:09,609
好，就五百两吧
787
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:16,215
五百两？东西是不错
788
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:19,920
可惜我没有带那么多钱
789
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,055
就二百两吧？
790
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:24,360
啊，二百两？
791
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:29,637
你怎么只会有二百两呢
792
00:53:29,773 --> 00:53:33,470
昨天一票生意你就赚了二百两了
793
00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:51,552
和尚你真会说笑话
794
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:56,756
好，二百五十两，不卖拉倒
795
00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:00,336
好，看在我们都是出家人的份上
796
00:54:00,470 --> 00:54:03,462
两百五十两就卖给你
797
00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:10,311
有一件事现在我们吃的这些个饭
798
00:54:10,447 --> 00:54:13,280
这些账可是由你来付
799
00:54:18,355 --> 00:54:22,348
和尚你真小气啊，伙计
800
00:54:22,492 --> 00:54:23,618
来了
801
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,521
这饭钱我给了，多少钱？
802
00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:35,259
壹仟二的，是六仟四仟的二十八
803
00:54:35,405 --> 00:54:39,068
一共是一万二仟捌百块
804
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:40,198
什么？
805
00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:41,576
光是这位大师父
806
00:54:41,711 --> 00:54:43,770
他喝的这个五斤人参酒
807
00:54:43,913 --> 00:54:46,313
就已经去了六仟钱了
808
00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:52,015
和尚.你好大的派头
809
00:54:52,989 --> 00:54:54,149
我别的是没有
810
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,191
我这个派头是有一点
811
00:54:56,326 --> 00:54:58,817
我从来不喝便宜酒
812
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:02,697
好，这账我付了
813
00:55:05,902 --> 00:55:08,234
银货两清
814
00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:09,903
奇怪
815
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,235
怎么每一次都有人争着给他付账
816
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:15,071
这是两百五十两，你数一数
817
00:55:15,211 --> 00:55:17,509
好，我相信你
818
00:55:21,084 --> 00:55:22,381
你不会后悔吧？
819
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:25,386
这是什么话，你可不要后悔
820
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:42,834
怎么样？
821
00:55:42,972 --> 00:55:46,066
我说会有人来替我们付账的
822
00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:50,274
这是二百两，原封不动
823
00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:53,177
另外再加五十两的利钱
824
00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:55,477
你拿去买件衣服
825
00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:58,246
我的那个大礼服得还给我
826
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:02,654
可惜那件宝贝落在他手里了
827
00:56:02,792 --> 00:56:07,752
宝贝？还有一盘子呢
828
00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:17,603
这个世界就是真真假假虚虚实实
829
00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:23,407
假亦真，真亦假，喝酒…
830
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:50,673
慢走…
831
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,619
对不起…
832
00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:13,225
你慌我亦忙，这算不了什么
833
00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:25,198
回来了？
834
00:57:25,341 --> 00:57:26,205
回来了
835
00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:53,536
什么意思？
836
00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:55,604
干什么…揍他
837
00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:57,137
我看你想找死啊
838
00:57:57,674 --> 00:58:01,508
儿童不宜观看，看了生针眼
839
00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:07,378
茶饭难下咽，你还要浑身打冷颤
840
00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:13,418
臭和尚，去
841
00:58:14,357 --> 00:58:16,086
请问客倌是不是要点什么？
842
00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:18,786
不是，刚才的那位小妞呢？
843
00:58:18,928 --> 00:58:19,986
小妞？
844
00:58:20,129 --> 00:58:22,029
那个穿蓝衣服的
845
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:24,929
噢，穿蓝衣服的
846
00:58:25,068 --> 00:58:28,560
公子，那是贱内
847
00:58:30,373 --> 00:58:33,865
好
848
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:34,908
好？
849
00:58:35,044 --> 00:58:37,342
我是说老兄有福气
850
00:58:39,816 --> 00:58:40,942
秦二
851
00:58:41,584 --> 00:58:42,073
公子
852
00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:43,651
你们到哪儿去？
853
00:58:43,786 --> 00:58:46,152
相府盖天香亭缺几根大梁
854
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,620
一时又买不到好的
855
00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:49,657
相爷听说灵隐寺有木材
856
00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:51,453
叫我暂时跟他们借一借
857
00:58:51,594 --> 00:58:55,963
借？听说他们的长老不买官府的账
858
00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:58,966
不买账？拆了他的大悲亭
859
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,718
这边请
860
00:59:25,962 --> 00:59:27,327
大管家，这边请
861
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,059
大管家您看看
862
00:59:34,203 --> 00:59:36,364
这一座就是大悲亭了
863
00:59:36,506 --> 00:59:37,837
这就是大悲亭？
864
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,774
好漂亮…
865
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:48,679
好木材…
866
00:59:48,818 --> 00:59:49,580
这些都是
867
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:53,211
贵观长者善男信女惠助捐赠的
868
00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:55,415
当然选最好的木材
869
00:59:55,858 --> 00:59:58,725
我们奉丞相论到这儿来借木材
870
00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:01,762
重建相府的天香亭
871
01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:06,229
这亭子大小正好
872
01:00:06,369 --> 01:00:09,770
而且尺寸也差不多
873
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:18,309
请管家大人代为回禀相爷
874
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,075
恕我们这座大悲亭
875
01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,480
所选用的木材刚好够用
876
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,349
没有一尺一寸是多余的
877
01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:29,882
我们来的时候相爷已经吩咐过了
878
01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:32,221
万一没有多余的材料
879
01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:35,854
就把这个大悲亭暂时的拆一拆
880
01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:40,265
到明年皇木来的时候你们再建
881
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,478
大师父，你可回来了
882
01:00:59,622 --> 01:01:01,852
里面出事了，快进去看看
883
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:05,386
他们正在谈呢
884
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:09,298
大管家，这件事让我太为难了
885
01:01:09,432 --> 01:01:12,060
请你通融通融，想想办法
886
01:01:12,201 --> 01:01:15,602
千万不能拆这座大悲亭啊
887
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:27,739
怎么听说秦丞相派你们几位来
888
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:29,613
要拆大悲亭？
889
01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:31,743
怎么不可以吗？
890
01:01:31,888 --> 01:01:36,188
可以，怎么会不可以呢
891
01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:40,489
不过今天秦丞相下了个堂论
892
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,598
要拆大悲亭了
893
01:01:42,732 --> 01:01:44,597
我们就让他拆大悲亭
894
01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:48,465
明天京营殿帅说要拆大雄宝殿了
895
01:01:48,604 --> 01:01:50,504
我们就让他拆大雄宝殿
896
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,507
后天临安府来了个信要拆东西配殿
897
01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:56,806
钱塘县和仁和县要拆藏经楼了
898
01:01:56,946 --> 01:02:00,347
那我们这个灵隐寺不就给拆光了
899
01:02:00,516 --> 01:02:05,419
不叫灵隐寺了，那成了隐身寺了
900
01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:10,156
你是哪个庙的？
901
01:02:10,293 --> 01:02:13,922
我…我是住在姑子庵的
902
01:02:14,330 --> 01:02:16,161
和尚有住姑子庵的吗？
903
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:17,759
庙都给你们拆光了
904
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,300
不住在庵里，住在哪儿？
905
01:02:20,436 --> 01:02:23,303
放肆，你在跟谁说话？
906
01:02:23,706 --> 01:02:25,697
在跟你们丞相说话
907
01:02:25,842 --> 01:02:28,310
他官居首相，位列三台
908
01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:30,844
调和鼎乃三宫位
909
01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:33,312
协理阴阳一大臣
910
01:02:33,449 --> 01:02:37,442
理应该行善积德，修福修寿
911
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:41,887
怎么他竟敢拆毁佛门圣地？
912
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:44,322
你谈都不要谈
913
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,325
你回去告诉他
914
01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:50,922
就说是我老人家说的，不准
915
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:53,194
不准？你算老几？
916
01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:55,065
那你又算老几？
917
01:02:55,204 --> 01:02:56,603
我在丞相府
918
01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:58,502
他们上上下下的哥儿们
919
01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,836
都管我叫老大
920
01:03:01,878 --> 01:03:07,316
你是老大，那你知道我是老几？
921
01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:12,017
我问你，你知道什么叫三教九流吗
922
01:03:13,356 --> 01:03:14,983
上九流是
923
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:19,527
一流佛二流仙三流皇帝四流官
924
01:03:19,662 --> 01:03:22,290
我老人家比你们秦丞相
925
01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:24,524
还要大两三流
926
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:27,158
别说他是秦桧的儿子
927
01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:29,134
他就是秦桧的老子
928
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:32,571
我老人家也不卖账
929
01:03:32,708 --> 01:03:34,733
想拆大悲亭？
930
01:03:34,877 --> 01:03:39,780
你老大，你老大徒伤悲
931
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:41,941
我老人家说的不准
932
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,984
少跟他废话，教训教训他
933
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,384
他是老人家？揍他这家伙
934
01:03:53,563 --> 01:03:59,331
站住，你们想打架啊
935
01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:07,066
你们都知道少林寺有三十六房
936
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:12,045
可知道我们灵隐寺有七十二堂
937
01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:14,081
七十二堂？什么七十二堂？
938
01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:16,151
白糖、红糖、芝麻糖
939
01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:18,947
是冰糖、砂糖、薄荷糖
940
01:04:19,088 --> 01:04:22,854
清香的麦芽糖、是祭灶的关东糖
941
01:04:22,992 --> 01:04:25,324
还有乒乒乓乓的泡泡糖
942
01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:27,292
咿呀咿呀的口香糖
943
01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:29,762
我们每个人还有一个棒棒糖
944
01:04:29,899 --> 01:04:34,495
我打得你们个个都像个棉花糖
945
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:36,161
少跟他废话，上
946
01:04:36,305 --> 01:04:40,435
打
947
01:04:40,576 --> 01:04:43,374
别打了…是我
948
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:52,547
别打了…
949
01:04:55,291 --> 01:04:56,656
大管家是你啊
950
01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:58,020
混账，王八蛋
951
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,560
连和尚跟我都分不清了
952
01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:10,697
在那儿呢！
953
01:05:14,143 --> 01:05:20,548
啊！大胆，他还讲些什么？
954
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:25,812
他还说不要说他是秦桧的儿子了
955
01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:28,480
就是秦桧的老子也不行
956
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:32,185
大胆，来呀
957
01:05:32,328 --> 01:05:34,592
即刻命令临安府仁和县
958
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:38,632
兵围灵隐寺，把妖僧抓进相府来
959
01:05:38,801 --> 01:05:39,790
是
960
01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:43,067
不过这疯和尚的妖法无比
961
01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:45,332
恐怕他是不肯来
962
01:05:45,474 --> 01:05:49,638
不肯来？火烧他的灵隐寺
963
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:56,282
是，跟我来，快
964
01:05:58,587 --> 01:05:59,485
来
965
01:06:06,729 --> 01:06:09,789
跟我们来，走…快
966
01:06:13,235 --> 01:06:14,259
走…
967
01:06:15,004 --> 01:06:16,232
把门锁起来
968
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:22,042
走
969
01:07:28,444 --> 01:07:38,183
走…
970
01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,488
无法无天
971
01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:47,289
阿兴
972
01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:50,124
玉珍…
973
01:07:50,266 --> 01:07:52,996
阿兴
974
01:07:53,769 --> 01:07:56,363
放了她…
975
01:07:57,606 --> 01:07:59,870
我会放了她
976
01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:02,534
不过你一定要把她让给我
977
01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:07,809
放屁，青天白日你竟敢强占民妻
978
01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:11,511
你这有人养没人教的王八蛋
979
01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,206
泼醒他
980
01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:47,313
王老弟，你干吗那么死心眼呢
981
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,550
我们家公子又不是白要你的老婆
982
01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:53,821
你如果要是肯一次过的让出来
983
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,557
我们家公子会给你一笔厚礼
984
01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:59,327
足够你再娶个三妻四妾的
985
01:08:59,468 --> 01:09:01,060
要是你真舍不得
986
01:09:01,203 --> 01:09:03,034
我们家公子也不强求
987
01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:05,003
只是跟你借用几天
988
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:08,508
反正这玩意儿也不会用坏的
989
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:14,014
呸！秦大人，你也是有家有眷的
990
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,641
难为你会说这种寡廉鲜耻的话
991
01:09:16,785 --> 01:09:19,310
你为什么不把老婆借他用用？
992
01:09:20,789 --> 01:09:22,882
我还不想吗？
993
01:09:23,025 --> 01:09:26,984
我老婆不是没有你那口子漂亮吗
994
01:09:27,563 --> 01:09:29,929
我可老实的告诉你说
995
01:09:30,065 --> 01:09:32,431
不用说是你老婆了
996
01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:35,765
我们家公子就是要星星、要月亮
997
01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:38,533
我们也得想法子把它摘下来
998
01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:39,606
怎么样？
999
01:09:39,775 --> 01:09:41,299
摆在你眼前的是两条路
1000
01:09:41,443 --> 01:09:44,207
是出租还是出让？
1001
01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:46,576
大丈夫可杀不可辱
1002
01:09:46,715 --> 01:09:49,149
有种的你就杀了我好了
1003
01:09:49,518 --> 01:09:54,285
宝贝，你以为我们下不了手啊
1004
01:09:54,423 --> 01:09:56,254
要你的小命
1005
01:09:56,392 --> 01:10:00,590
就跟拈死个蚂蚁没什么两样
1006
01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:05,657
秦二，少跟他废话
1007
01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:14,733
王兴，我这样求你是不想难为你
1008
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:17,937
你既然这样不识好歹的话
1009
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,642
我可要你见识见识你家少爷的本事
1010
01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:26,186
看看她是不是三贞五烈
1011
01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:30,082
你们都站在这儿
1012
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,158
是
1013
01:10:50,512 --> 01:10:51,536
不要怕
1014
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:43,362
什么人？
1015
01:11:43,499 --> 01:11:44,363
我
1016
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:49,829
你是什么人？你在看什么？
1017
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,934
看什么？我怎么可以看呢
1018
01:11:53,075 --> 01:11:56,442
这个和尚不宜观看
1019
01:11:58,247 --> 01:11:59,578
是什么人叫你来的？
1020
01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:02,206
你老子请我来的
1021
01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:03,809
我老子请你来的？
1022
01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:06,546
啊哟，大美人跑了
1023
01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:11,058
阿兴
1024
01:12:11,193 --> 01:12:16,096
抓起来，拉开她，快点…
1025
01:12:16,231 --> 01:12:18,529
放开她…
1026
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:22,061
拉开她，快点
1027
01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:24,832
放开她
1028
01:12:26,275 --> 01:12:28,368
玉珍…
1029
01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:32,980
玉珍…
1030
01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:39,686
拉开她
1031
01:12:48,297 --> 01:12:52,757
怎么回事？少爷…你怎么了？
1032
01:12:52,901 --> 01:12:53,959
阿兴
1033
01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:54,933
玉珍
1034
01:12:55,070 --> 01:12:57,004
快点，快点把少爷扶回屋里去
1035
01:12:57,139 --> 01:12:58,800
是
1036
01:12:58,941 --> 01:13:00,067
快
1037
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,006
把他们两个锁到谷仓里去
1038
01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:06,611
玉珍…
1039
01:13:08,584 --> 01:13:13,988
快，进去
1040
01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:19,255
玉珍
1041
01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:36,968
这可是怎么回事？
1042
01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:41,811
少爷…
1043
01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:43,781
你们快给他搓搓
1044
01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:47,154
少爷醒了
1045
01:13:47,322 --> 01:13:50,348
少爷，你觉得怎么样了？
1046
01:13:50,492 --> 01:13:51,891
冷，我冷
1047
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:55,554
冷？快盖被子
1048
01:13:57,833 --> 01:13:59,095
少爷，怎么样了？
1049
01:13:59,234 --> 01:14:00,758
冷
1050
01:14:00,903 --> 01:14:03,428
还冷？多拿几床被子
1051
01:14:03,572 --> 01:14:08,805
快，快点
1052
01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:10,275
盖上
1053
01:14:11,346 --> 01:14:12,540
少爷怎么样？
1054
01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:14,239
冷
1055
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:18,752
还冷？快，多拿几床
1056
01:14:23,358 --> 01:14:26,054
全都给他盖上，快点
1057
01:14:29,164 --> 01:14:30,654
冷…
1058
01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:33,233
还冷？我们摁下去
1059
01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:35,700
压住他，摁住
1060
01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:38,306
冷，冷啊
1061
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:42,706
啊，还冷？火盆，快拿火盆来
1062
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:44,271
热，好热…
1063
01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,005
不要了…
1064
01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:47,775
热，好热…
1065
01:14:47,916 --> 01:14:50,942
掀了，把被子掀了
1066
01:14:51,086 --> 01:14:54,647
热死我了…
1067
01:14:54,790 --> 01:14:57,384
少爷你这样会着凉的
1068
01:14:57,526 --> 01:14:59,357
热死我了…
1069
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,894
冰，快拿冰来
1070
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:04,430
冰来了，少爷
1071
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:06,193
冰来了…
1072
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:09,133
冷…
1073
01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:22,548
不要了，还冷？盖被子，再盖
1074
01:15:29,725 --> 01:15:33,593
盖上…快点
1075
01:15:35,731 --> 01:15:37,164
少爷，火盆来了
1076
01:15:37,332 --> 01:15:38,890
热…
1077
01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:44,973
火盆不要了，把被子掀开
1078
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,510
热死了
1079
01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:51,010
少爷…
1080
01:15:51,146 --> 01:15:52,477
不要了，拿走
1081
01:15:52,614 --> 01:15:53,979
冰来了
1082
01:15:54,116 --> 01:15:56,107
热…
1083
01:15:56,251 --> 01:16:01,814
冷…
1084
01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:02,651
火盆来了
1085
01:16:02,791 --> 01:16:04,588
热
1086
01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:07,194
火盆不要了，拿走
1087
01:16:07,362 --> 01:16:12,356
热…
1088
01:16:12,501 --> 01:16:15,595
少爷…
1089
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:18,535
我的祖宗，你热我们知道
1090
01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,472
现在我们大伙儿都热呢
1091
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:23,435
你忍耐点吧
1092
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:26,173
我们大伙儿都热，少爷
1093
01:16:45,867 --> 01:16:50,770
啊呀，我的头…
1094
01:16:50,906 --> 01:16:54,501
起来了…少爷起来了，快起来
1095
01:16:55,477 --> 01:16:59,379
少爷…你觉得怎么样了
1096
01:16:59,548 --> 01:17:01,175
我的头…
1097
01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:01,941
头怎么了？
1098
01:17:02,084 --> 01:17:05,611
我的头，头好痒啊
1099
01:17:05,754 --> 01:17:09,053
痒？我知道了，我替你抓抓…
1100
01:17:09,191 --> 01:17:11,455
我的头…
1101
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,626
别抓了
1102
01:17:20,936 --> 01:17:23,996
啊，竟然有这样的怪病
1103
01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:26,130
是啊，小的一夜没睡
1104
01:17:26,274 --> 01:17:29,766
现在少爷的头得有这么大的个儿
1105
01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:30,935
有没有禀告夫人？
1106
01:17:31,079 --> 01:17:34,310
禀告过了，夫人在少爷的房里
1107
01:17:36,218 --> 01:17:37,378
跟我来 是
1108
01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:39,081
走
1109
01:17:39,221 --> 01:17:42,554
小的时候我叫你大头大头
1110
01:17:42,691 --> 01:17:44,386
那是说你聪明
1111
01:17:44,526 --> 01:17:46,960
谁知道你的头会大成这样
1112
01:17:47,129 --> 01:17:48,892
老天爷呀
1113
01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:50,794
夫人，相爷驾到
1114
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,435
相爷
1115
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:07,805
都是这个老王八蛋做的孽啊
1116
01:18:10,585 --> 01:18:12,644
怎么这么大呀
1117
01:18:12,788 --> 01:18:15,757
大头，你觉得哪儿难过
1118
01:18:15,891 --> 01:18:18,382
头痒啊
1119
01:18:19,394 --> 01:18:21,624
来呀，给公子抓抓头
1120
01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:23,663
回相爷，不能抓的
1121
01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:25,926
本来不大，一抓就大
1122
01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:28,764
再抓恐怕更要大了
1123
01:18:30,839 --> 01:18:32,704
那么赶快把杭州城里城外
1124
01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:36,242
最好的郎中请来给公子医病
1125
01:18:36,411 --> 01:18:37,776
是
1126
01:18:39,948 --> 01:18:44,146
都是你，秦恒就秦恒吧，大头大头
1127
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:47,181
就是我叫，你没叫过
1128
01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:49,785
我的大头啊
1129
01:18:49,925 --> 01:18:51,119
还叫
1130
01:18:54,196 --> 01:18:58,292
大头，呸
1131
01:18:58,867 --> 01:19:03,736
让开…
1132
01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:15,707
三十六计走为上策
1133
01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:18,081
迁地为良，快走快走
1134
01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:41,274
相爷，左边的这位大夫叫汤一帖
1135
01:19:41,409 --> 01:19:43,673
是杭州最有名的内科大夫
1136
01:19:43,812 --> 01:19:45,211
一帖不见功效
1137
01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:47,372
就可以叫家人准备后事了
1138
01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:51,418
右边的那位叫苗为方，专治外科
1139
01:19:51,586 --> 01:19:55,852
他的医术也是首屈一指的
1140
01:19:55,991 --> 01:19:59,324
苗先生诊脉时大家都看着他的头
1141
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:01,019
他要是点头
1142
01:20:01,163 --> 01:20:04,098
这个病就一定能够治的好
1143
01:20:04,266 --> 01:20:07,030
苗先生要是摇头
1144
01:20:07,169 --> 01:20:10,696
这个病就没有第二个大夫敢看了
1145
01:20:10,839 --> 01:20:16,243
所以大家都叫他看苗头，看苗头
1146
01:20:31,927 --> 01:20:34,828
老夫子你看呢？
1147
01:20:34,963 --> 01:20:40,026
真奇怪，公子的脉没有什么毛病
1148
01:20:40,168 --> 01:20:43,569
就是，不如照你外科的方法
1149
01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:46,367
先看看他的头怎么样
1150
01:21:01,423 --> 01:21:03,084
怎么样？
1151
01:21:03,225 --> 01:21:06,058
满头都是坏水啊
1152
01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:19,834
回禀相爷，公子的贵恙实在异常
1153
01:21:19,975 --> 01:21:22,842
我和汤先生才疏学浅
1154
01:21:22,978 --> 01:21:24,673
请相爷另请高明吧
1155
01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:26,303
啊！
1156
01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:27,779
我们告辞了
1157
01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:31,317
慢着，请问二位先生
1158
01:21:31,486 --> 01:21:33,147
杭州城里城外
1159
01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:36,314
可另有医生能看这种大头病
1160
01:21:42,163 --> 01:21:44,495
恐怕没有了
1161
01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:46,157
不瞒相爷说
1162
01:21:46,301 --> 01:21:49,236
这城里城外除了我们两个
1163
01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:52,703
可以看这种疑难杂症之外
1164
01:21:52,841 --> 01:21:56,106
别的郎中我想也不会看
1165
01:21:56,244 --> 01:22:00,010
这么说我儿子的性命就此罢了不成
1166
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:07,047
也只好听天由命
1167
01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:11,147
什么？听天由命？
1168
01:22:11,326 --> 01:22:13,886
哼，来呀
1169
01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:16,964
把苗为方、汤一帖交钱塘县严办
1170
01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:20,499
是，走
1171
01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:25,897
相爷，小人不知身犯何罪？
1172
01:22:26,041 --> 01:22:27,633
你们是干什么的？
1173
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:29,300
我们是做郎中的
1174
01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:30,604
郎中做些什么？
1175
01:22:30,745 --> 01:22:32,303
是看病的
1176
01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:34,381
有病为什么不看？
1177
01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:35,980
不会看
1178
01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:37,675
不会看当什么郎中
1179
01:22:37,819 --> 01:22:40,447
老爷，发脾气也没有用
1180
01:22:40,588 --> 01:22:42,488
我们就这么一个宝贝儿子
1181
01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:45,286
你快叫他们想想办法吧
1182
01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:47,588
你们要是想不出办法
1183
01:22:47,729 --> 01:22:49,629
看不好我儿子的病
1184
01:22:49,764 --> 01:22:52,460
他要有个三长两短
1185
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,364
我要你们一起陪葬
1186
01:22:59,507 --> 01:23:02,101
相爷请暂息雷霆之怒
1187
01:23:02,243 --> 01:23:04,575
晚生倒想起一个人来了
1188
01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:06,772
他专治疑难杂症
1189
01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:08,075
讲
1190
01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:10,377
相爷可以派人去请他来
1191
01:23:10,518 --> 01:23:12,452
至于他肯不肯来
1192
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:15,953
晚生就不得而知了
1193
01:23:16,358 --> 01:23:18,292
什么人？讲
1194
01:23:18,793 --> 01:23:21,887
在西湖飞来峰的灵隐寺
1195
01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:24,931
有个疯和尚，大家都叫他济颠
1196
01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:28,001
噢，济颠？他怎么样？
1197
01:23:28,169 --> 01:23:29,568
请他来看看
1198
01:23:29,704 --> 01:23:32,935
说不定能治好公子的大头病
1199
01:23:33,074 --> 01:23:34,098
那可巧得很
1200
01:23:34,242 --> 01:23:36,836
他现在正锁在我的后花园里
1201
01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:43,981
这就难怪了
1202
01:23:44,586 --> 01:23:45,018
秦二
1203
01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:45,743
在
1204
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:47,354
把那个疯和尚带来
1205
01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:50,355
是，走
1206
01:24:14,816 --> 01:24:17,376
疯和尚…
1207
01:24:20,455 --> 01:24:22,286
起来…
1208
01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:25,723
干什么？什么事？死人了？
1209
01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:27,987
什么死了人了，你的运气到了
1210
01:24:28,129 --> 01:24:29,357
起来…
1211
01:24:34,969 --> 01:24:37,199
运气昨天就来了
1212
01:24:37,338 --> 01:24:39,966
一个穷和尚睡在相府里
1213
01:24:40,108 --> 01:24:41,575
运气还不来
1214
01:24:42,343 --> 01:24:44,402
我家的公子病了
1215
01:24:44,546 --> 01:24:48,676
是啊，相爷叫你去看病
1216
01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:49,715
叫？
1217
01:24:49,851 --> 01:24:51,785
叫，叫怎么样？
1218
01:24:51,953 --> 01:24:53,420
还下帖子请你？
1219
01:24:53,588 --> 01:24:54,782
什么毛病？
1220
01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:59,158
他的头大了
1221
01:25:01,563 --> 01:25:04,498
那么他的脚轻了
1222
01:25:04,632 --> 01:25:05,792
什么脚轻了？
1223
01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:08,465
头重脚轻嘛
1224
01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:10,070
少废话，带走
1225
01:25:10,238 --> 01:25:14,038
是，走…
1226
01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:14,732
你们这是干什么？
1227
01:25:14,876 --> 01:25:16,207
少废话
1228
01:25:16,344 --> 01:25:19,643
快…走
1229
01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:21,806
真是百年不死有新闻
1230
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:23,918
请医生哪有这种请法的
1231
01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:25,679
走，少啰嗦，走
1232
01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:29,022
启禀相爷，疯和尚带来了
1233
01:25:29,757 --> 01:25:30,246
把他带进来
1234
01:25:30,425 --> 01:25:32,290
是，带进来
1235
01:25:32,427 --> 01:25:35,988
走…
1236
01:25:40,301 --> 01:25:43,896
走…走吧
1237
01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:46,063
大师父
1238
01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:51,772
苗先生、汤先生
1239
01:25:51,913 --> 01:25:54,973
怎么你们二位也在这儿吃官司？
1240
01:25:55,116 --> 01:25:58,017
不，我们是替公子看病的
1241
01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:00,587
是，我们看不出公子的病象
1242
01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:02,986
特别请大师父来看一看
1243
01:26:03,124 --> 01:26:04,421
你们说什么？
1244
01:26:04,559 --> 01:26:05,992
特别请我来看病？
1245
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,219
是
1246
01:26:08,429 --> 01:26:10,294
请问二位大夫
1247
01:26:10,431 --> 01:26:14,265
你们是祖传的还是半路出家
1248
01:26:14,402 --> 01:26:17,633
我们都是祖传世代名医
1249
01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:24,410
那么人家请你们来看病
1250
01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:27,606
是用轿子接来呢
1251
01:26:27,749 --> 01:26:32,049
还是用这个链子锁来呢？
1252
01:26:35,356 --> 01:26:40,259
相爷，这个刑具可以拿掉了吧
1253
01:26:41,496 --> 01:26:42,656
把刑具拿掉
1254
01:26:42,797 --> 01:26:43,991
是
1255
01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:00,980
你干什么？
1256
01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:01,945
看病啊
1257
01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:03,482
看病在那边
1258
01:27:08,256 --> 01:27:11,817
奇怪了，这头怎么这么大啊
1259
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:15,828
是啊，就是这个毛病
1260
01:27:16,431 --> 01:27:17,796
二位可曾号过脉？
1261
01:27:17,932 --> 01:27:22,096
号过脉了，不过看不出毛病来
1262
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:25,172
所以特别请大师父仔细地看看
1263
01:27:25,974 --> 01:27:30,536
好，让我来
1264
01:27:45,526 --> 01:27:47,790
师父，这是做什么？
1265
01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:51,626
号脉，一个师父一个传授
1266
01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:55,167
小毛小病的脉在手上
1267
01:27:55,303 --> 01:28:01,401
大毛大病的脉在头上，要摸清骨头
1268
01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:04,477
这叫做头头是道
1269
01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:11,381
尤其是天门，天门十八道
1270
01:28:16,891 --> 01:28:22,420
还好，心坏一点，骨头还硬
1271
01:28:22,563 --> 01:28:23,894
还可以治
1272
01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:28,459
他得的什么病？
1273
01:28:29,437 --> 01:28:33,669
这是瘟疫的一种，叫大头瘟
1274
01:28:35,076 --> 01:28:41,743
这个病病发的时候忽冷忽热
1275
01:28:41,883 --> 01:28:46,286
跟着这个头上发痒
1276
01:28:46,421 --> 01:28:51,723
头痒也不要紧，就怕抓
1277
01:28:51,859 --> 01:28:52,826
就怕抓？
1278
01:28:52,994 --> 01:29:00,230
抓也不要紧，就怕抓的人手不干净
1279
01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:05,405
不干净就是有毒
1280
01:29:05,540 --> 01:29:08,532
这个人一定是心狠手辣
1281
01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:10,769
用毒手这么一抓
1282
01:29:10,912 --> 01:29:15,474
这头上的毒跟外边的毒里应外合
1283
01:29:15,616 --> 01:29:18,642
所以这个头是越来越大了
1284
01:29:18,786 --> 01:29:23,155
啊？是什么人抓的？谁抓的？
1285
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:25,156
是小的抓的
1286
01:29:25,293 --> 01:29:30,993
大胆，你这个心狠毒辣的东西
1287
01:29:31,132 --> 01:29:33,327
等大师父医好了病以后
1288
01:29:33,468 --> 01:29:34,696
我好好地收拾你
1289
01:29:34,836 --> 01:29:36,997
是，谢谢相爷
1290
01:29:40,975 --> 01:29:43,273
养病如养虎啊
1291
01:29:43,411 --> 01:29:48,280
病大了伤身，虎大了吃人哪
1292
01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:52,045
大师父，我儿子的病还有治吗？
1293
01:29:52,687 --> 01:29:57,215
事不宜迟，要不然可就来不及了
1294
01:29:57,358 --> 01:29:59,883
不然的话，等天一黑
1295
01:30:00,027 --> 01:30:02,154
这个头是越来越大
1296
01:30:02,296 --> 01:30:06,528
大…把屋子都给撑炸了
1297
01:30:09,003 --> 01:30:11,733
大师父，那就快快医病吧
1298
01:30:12,774 --> 01:30:15,038
这个药很难配
1299
01:30:15,176 --> 01:30:18,976
配好了恐怕他也等不及了
1300
01:30:19,113 --> 01:30:19,875
怎么？
1301
01:30:20,014 --> 01:30:24,075
要配七七四十九天
1302
01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:26,584
那怎么办呢
1303
01:30:26,721 --> 01:30:29,918
站住，女人可不能够接近
1304
01:30:30,057 --> 01:30:30,955
他这个病
1305
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,994
就是因为接近的女人太多了
1306
01:30:36,898 --> 01:30:40,061
这样我们快到前院去
1307
01:30:40,201 --> 01:30:42,499
走，快去
1308
01:30:42,637 --> 01:30:44,104
快走
1309
01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:49,542
不过还好，公子的运气不错
1310
01:30:49,710 --> 01:30:54,545
刚好我配了一副带在身上
1311
01:30:54,682 --> 01:30:55,671
这么巧啊
1312
01:30:56,384 --> 01:31:05,224
大阴功修桥补路，小阴功配药救人
1313
01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:08,453
前两个月有一个姓王的
1314
01:31:08,596 --> 01:31:11,827
他犯了同样的毛病
1315
01:31:11,966 --> 01:31:16,335
不过还好，抓他的这个人手还干净
1316
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:19,269
所以他这个病…
1317
01:31:20,775 --> 01:31:22,072
怎么？
1318
01:31:22,877 --> 01:31:23,809
不见了
1319
01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:25,173
不见了？
1320
01:31:28,149 --> 01:31:31,175
也许刚才掉在后院里了
1321
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:32,752
你们还站着干什么？
1322
01:31:32,887 --> 01:31:35,014
赶快去找，去找啊
1323
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,589
是
1324
01:31:36,724 --> 01:31:43,357
慢着，你们听着
1325
01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:47,161
我这个药只有这么一点点
1326
01:31:47,301 --> 01:31:49,997
不过它会喷香的
1327
01:31:50,137 --> 01:31:53,868
你们找的时候一定要趴在地下
1328
01:31:54,008 --> 01:31:55,703
用鼻子来闻
1329
01:31:55,843 --> 01:32:01,543
闻的时候还要这样闻两下哈两口气
1330
01:32:01,682 --> 01:32:02,444
看着
1331
01:32:06,254 --> 01:32:08,848
不然你们是闻不到的
1332
01:32:08,990 --> 01:32:12,824
慢着，要从这儿开始
1333
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:16,896
大家先试一试，你们来练一练
1334
01:32:17,064 --> 01:32:20,261
要齐心合力的来闻
1335
01:32:20,401 --> 01:32:23,336
闻的时候要一块儿闻
1336
01:32:23,471 --> 01:32:27,271
哈的时候要一起哈
1337
01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:36,608
你们来试试，来…
1338
01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:43,247
我喊一二三就开始，一、二、三
1339
01:32:52,466 --> 01:32:55,993
好，现在就趴在地下，开始
1340
01:32:57,638 --> 01:32:59,071
来…
1341
01:33:27,568 --> 01:33:28,865
原来是这样
1342
01:33:43,351 --> 01:33:46,149
相爷…
1343
01:33:49,724 --> 01:33:50,884
回禀相爷
1344
01:33:51,025 --> 01:33:55,928
后院柴房全都闻过了，没有
1345
01:33:56,097 --> 01:33:58,531
什么？没有？
1346
01:33:58,933 --> 01:34:00,958
是啊，都没有
1347
01:34:02,169 --> 01:34:07,471
昨天你们推我去柴房的时候
1348
01:34:07,608 --> 01:34:10,668
我不是到厕所去解过手吗？
1349
01:34:10,811 --> 01:34:13,006
厕所闻过吗？
1350
01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:14,375
没有啊
1351
01:34:15,549 --> 01:34:18,347
快去闻厕所
1352
01:34:18,486 --> 01:34:20,477
是
1353
01:34:21,455 --> 01:34:22,888
快点去呀
1354
01:34:23,057 --> 01:34:27,153
天就要黑了，这个头就要爆炸了
1355
01:34:27,294 --> 01:34:30,695
快去…
1356
01:34:30,865 --> 01:34:32,526
是
1357
01:34:32,967 --> 01:34:34,730
快去
1358
01:34:54,021 --> 01:35:02,326
你进去，你也去，你也进去
1359
01:35:11,038 --> 01:35:13,029
啊，也没有
1360
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:18,110
是的，小的厕里厕外都闻过了
1361
01:35:19,213 --> 01:35:21,681
一点香味都没有
1362
01:35:23,317 --> 01:35:26,218
大师父，没有啊
1363
01:35:26,620 --> 01:35:31,387
没有？
1364
01:35:40,301 --> 01:35:41,825
在这儿呢
1365
01:35:44,004 --> 01:35:47,462
我以为不见了，原来在这儿
1366
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:18,201
大小你们自己看着，小了我可不管
1367
01:36:19,206 --> 01:36:22,266
快拿帽子来比一比啊，快呀
1368
01:36:22,409 --> 01:36:23,501
是
1369
01:36:31,619 --> 01:36:34,713
好了，不大不小正好
1370
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:47,700
这个毛病都是他心生邪念
1371
01:36:47,835 --> 01:36:54,035
想淫人妻女，拆散人家夫妻
1372
01:36:54,175 --> 01:36:57,406
你以后可千万要改过
1373
01:36:57,545 --> 01:37:03,211
否则邪念一生它又会大
1374
01:37:03,350 --> 01:37:05,511
再大就要爆炸
1375
01:37:05,653 --> 01:37:09,487
神仙可也没有办法了
1376
01:37:10,090 --> 01:37:11,022
要记住啊
1377
01:37:11,158 --> 01:37:13,558
记住了，我一定改
1378
01:37:23,704 --> 01:37:27,140
秦二…
1379
01:37:30,010 --> 01:37:33,673
少爷您这觉可睡得好？
1380
01:37:37,451 --> 01:37:39,419
那女的呢？人在哪儿？
1381
01:37:39,587 --> 01:37:40,645
听说搬走了
1382
01:37:40,788 --> 01:37:45,487
搬走？你怎么能放她走呢
1383
01:37:46,727 --> 01:37:49,389
少爷您就死了心吧
1384
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,623
您没听那个疯和尚说过
1385
01:37:51,765 --> 01:37:54,529
你要是再动那个女的念头
1386
01:38:11,952 --> 01:38:13,044
快走
1387
01:38:45,653 --> 01:38:46,551
糟了
1388
01:39:27,194 --> 01:39:28,957
啊，袈裟呢？
1389
01:39:35,669 --> 01:39:37,500
当铺在那儿
1390
01:39:59,326 --> 01:40:00,418
这疯子原来在这儿
1391
01:40:00,561 --> 01:40:02,495
你当了袈裟喝酒
1392
01:40:02,663 --> 01:40:05,359
往哪儿跑…
1393
01:40:10,571 --> 01:40:15,975
往哪儿跑…站住…
1394
01:40:16,143 --> 01:40:18,907
来呀
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