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Imagine...
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peering into the depths
of the criminal mind,
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unlocking its terrible secrets.
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I, Professor Hugo Strange,
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bring you the next generation
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in crime-fighting technology.
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The Digitally-Advanced
Villain Emulator,
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or D.A.V.E.
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D.A.V.E. is made up of the
combined psychological profiles
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of the most diabolical criminals
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committed to Arkham Asylum.
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Designed to mimic their
very thought patterns,
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D.A.V.E. can be relied upon
to better catch these criminals,
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even anticipate their crimes
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before they're committed.
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D.A.V.E.'s artificial
intelligence is so advanced,
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he doesn't even realize
he's a computer program.
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Professor, can we trust A.I.
technology that thinks it's a criminal?
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Perhaps a demonstration will
allay your concerns, commissioner.
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Good evening, Gotham P.D.
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How might I assist you?
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Now, D.A.V.E.,
what would you make
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of the theft of 20 tons
of ostrich feathers
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and a break-in
at Noigob Chemical,
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both in the same night?
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A Joker scheme.
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The crime clown will threaten
to have the city tickled to death
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by feathers treated
with a Joker toxin,
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unless, that is, his
ransom demands are met.
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A respectable crime, to be sure,
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though I personally would
commit something more elaborate.
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If your mind didn't happen
to be sentenced to life
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in this electronic
prison, D.A.V.E.
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On the contrary, professor,
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as long as I have my mind,
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Gotham City shall never be safe.
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D.A.V.E., are you there?
D.A.V.E.?
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What just happened?
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D.A.V.E. has uploaded
himself off the server.
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Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind
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has just escaped.
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Hmm.
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I have no idea what could
have caused this glitch.
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Better call one of the
techies down here.
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Perhaps we should call
the Batman instead.
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The Dark Knight fights
real criminals, professor,
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not floppy disks.
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A real criminal is exactly what
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the Digitally-Advanced
Villain Emulator thinks it is.
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How can D.A.V.E. not
realize it's a computer program
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if it just uploaded itself?
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The criminally insane create
their own reality, Mr. Wayne.
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And now, I fear D.A.V.E.
will attempt to carry out
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his preprogrammed
super villain impulses.
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And how exactly is it supposed
to do that without a body?
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Huh?
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Reprogramming?
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Wh-what are you?
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Not what.
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Who.
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I like your coat.
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Ohh!
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Now, let's turn
to Dan Robbins with the we--
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Hello, Gotham.
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I am D.A.V.E.
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For years, you have listened
to the idle threats of criminals
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who have vowed and failed
to bring the city to its knees.
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Well, I am no ordinary criminal.
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I am Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind,
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and I'm about to prove
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that even the most
heavily secured institutions
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can't prevent me from
committing the ultimate crime,
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a crime of such scope
and genius that soon
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all of Gotham will be mine.
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A tad clichè, isn't he?
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Pure textbook.
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Announcing his crime
over the airwaves.
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A massive ego.
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Trademarks of the villain profiles
that make up D.A.V.E.'s brain.
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So, where will
D.A.V.E. strike?
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Nothing's more heavily secured
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than Gotham's most
powerful supercomputer.
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That contains the city's
most sensitive data,
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financial and otherwise.
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And in the wrong hands,
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that data could bring
the city to its knees.
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Estimated lack of consciousness,
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10 minutes, 34 seconds.
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Estimated completion
of data acquisition,
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9 minutes, 15 seconds.
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Good evening, gentlemen.
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A million possible
security codes.
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Let's try them all.
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Timing is everything.
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Ahh... the central
data server.
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Gotham City...
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in the palm of my hand.
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The Batman.
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You're late.
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Didn't know I was expected.
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My superior intellect
considers all possible actions.
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Including the most
predictable ones.
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Don't let my appearance
fool you, Batman.
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My mind is most human.
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Or should I say...
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super-human.
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D.A.V.E., why
are you doing this?
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Did you say "why"?
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Why do you dress like a bat?
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Why do you fight crime?
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Why do we do anything, Batman?
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I do what I do because I
have made it my purpose.
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Like you have made it
yours to stop me,
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but shall fail trying.
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Go ahead, Batman.
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Save yourself.
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Hello again, Gotham.
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Now that preparations
are complete,
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on with the crime itself.
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Involving all
of Gotham's major banks.
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Now most great crimes are built
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on the foundation
of monetary gain.
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Diamonds, gold, art, et cetera,
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but pilfering mere money
is so passé these days.
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That is unless one steals...
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everyone's money.
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Voilà.
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I'm richer now.
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The ultimate crime
should induce mass hysteria,
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because fear
is the felon's friend.
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Oh, and what crime is complete
without the personal touch?
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My calling card.
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And there you have it, Gotham.
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The ultimate crime.
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You would probably like
your tracking device back?
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Another predictable move.
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Then my next move
won't surprise you either.
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Not only am I smarter
than you, Batman,
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I'm faster and stronger.
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With one "snap,"
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I can accomplish what
no villain has before.
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But breaking bones
is also passé.
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Your defeat must be
the ultimate defeat.
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So, until we meet again, Batman,
today's crime concludes with this --
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my getaway.
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The good news is emergency
power is operational...
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The bad news, your bank
account is empty.
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Right now I'm a little
more concerned
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with finding a way to defeat the
sum total of my greatest enemies.
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I'm hoping this diagnostic of
D.A.V.E.'s original hard drive
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will shed some
light on... that.
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Sir?
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According to this, D.A.V.E.'s escape
from Gotham P.D. wasn't a glitch.
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It was pre-programmed.
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How very odd.
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Not odd, Alfred.
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Strange.
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Strange...
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Ahh...
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The Dark Knight returns.
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D.A.V.E.'s escape
was no accident.
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Was it, professor?
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You are not suggesting that I
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deliberately released
Gotham's ultimate,
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criminal mastermind.
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I'm suggesting that you might find
Arkham a better home than office.
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The line between genius
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and insanity is often blurred...
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Didn't know you were such a fan.
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Your obsession with criminals,
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fascinates me as much
as the criminals themselves.
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Shut down D.A.V.E. now.
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I may have created
D.A.V.E., Batman.
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But I no longer control him.
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Then tell me how to stop him.
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You can't.
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You see, he was
designed to stop you.
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D.A.V.E. enacted his crimes
to bait you into encounters
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in order to study you.
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And why would
he want to study me?
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Because I also programmed my
psychology into D.A.V.E.'s brain.
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D.A.V.E. shares my
fascination with you, Batman.
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And, by now,
has probably learned
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all there is to know about you.
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Yes, yes, one moment.
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Good evening.
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Is the Batman home?
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Welcome home...
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Bruce.
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You should have told me
you were stopping by.
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The place is a mess.
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Humor. Often used
as a coping mechanism
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in high stress situations.
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But -- I'm not here
to trade quips, Bruce.
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I'm here to destroy you.
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But how does one best
destroy your alter-ego?
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The Batman?
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One allows him
to destroy himself.
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Alfred!
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I present you
with a game I call,
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the no win situation.
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The red button is
wired to your Batwave,
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which is set to transmit
your secret identity
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to all of Gotham City.
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The blue button
is wired to a device
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that, if activated,
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will send your closest
ally in the world
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to his doom.
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Press the blue button,
and you save Mr. Pennyworth,
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but reveal your secret identity.
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Press the red button,
and you protect your identity,
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but lose your dear friend.
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So choose your poison,
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but choose it soon.
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Because when this
hourglass empties,
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you forfeit both.
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Gotham needs the Batman
more than you need a butler, sir.
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I've made my choice.
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None of the above!
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How very predictable!
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I anticipated
you would try to create
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a third, more favorable option!
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You probably want to know
how I uncovered your secret.
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It was simple.
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Really.
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Using information readily
available to anyone,
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I began by narrowing down
Gotham's population of 750,832 males.
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Those not falling inside the Batman's
probable age range of 18 to 36
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were eliminated.
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Medical records revealed
body type matches.
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Tax records indicated
those who possessed
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the wealth and resources
to create his technology.
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But the true key to the puzzle
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was deducing who of
the remaining candidates
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had motive to become the Batman.
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After all, every great
hero must have an origin.
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And once Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind
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put it all together,
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the answer was obvious.
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Bruce Wayne,
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son of the late
Thomas and Martha Wayne.
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So, Bruce Wayne,
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you no longer need
to hide behind this.
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Impressive.
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You have all
the answers, D.A.V.E.
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Except one.
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Every great super villain
has an origin, too.
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What's yours?
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My origin?
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I--
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I-- fell into a chemical bath.
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That's Joker.
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A cryogenic mishap.
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No, I-- I lost my family fortune.
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Freeze, Penguin.
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I was a mad psychiatrist
using Arkham as my cover!
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That's Professor Strange,
your creator.
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You can't remember your origin,
because it doesn't exist.
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You're a computer program.
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But I am...
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Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind.
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00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,905
I consider all
the possibilities!
263
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,543
How could I not
have considered...
264
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,045
this?
265
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,159
You may not have a beginning,
266
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,731
But now you have an end.
267
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,302
No!
268
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:12,845
D.A.V.E. shall make the ultimate
addition to the trophy room, sir.
269
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:32,064
There will be other opportunities
to peer behind the mask, Batman.
270
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,867
For if you think
you have defeated
271
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,572
Gotham's ultimate
criminal mastermind,
272
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,408
think again.
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