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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:20,280 HI AND HELLO AND YO, ETC. 2 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:27,280 THIS IS HELENE 3 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,480 THIS STORY IS BASED 4 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:38,200 ON TRUE EVENTS. 5 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,080 I'm Helene. 6 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,160 I'm new here. 7 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,200 Oh well. 8 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,840 Right, Ms. Sternberg, 9 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,800 walk this way. 10 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,800 THIS STORY IS BASED ON TRUE EVENTS. 11 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,560 THIS STORY IS BASED 12 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,520 BASED. 13 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,520 I'm Helene. 14 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,240 I just wanted to tell you, you're going to die and I'm partly to blame. 15 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,880 Well, not just that, but... I'll tell you the story from the start. 16 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,040 1 | TREE 17 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,440 Here I am, on my way to peace of mind. 18 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,120 It's somewhere in the woods. 19 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,240 Only a third of the trees around here are still standing, 20 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,600 because I torched quite a few of them. 21 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,400 But... yeah, that's another story. 22 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,000 Somewhere back there, near my torched forest, 23 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,840 should be peace of mind, so that's where I'm going. 24 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,080 I'd really like a burger right now or a wrap. 25 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,160 Unfortunately, the e-scooter's range ends here. 26 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,760 Not far from peace of mind. 27 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,120 Oh no. 28 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,480 My friends and I haven't talked turkey with each other for ages. 29 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,600 So... 30 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,600 Listen. I've got to tell you something. 31 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,120 It's about... 32 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:35,720 Chris. 33 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,440 To be honest, I don't think we've got much of a chance. 34 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,360 The edge is missing. 35 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,880 Edge? 36 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,120 Yeah. 37 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:52,120 -And what does that mean? -No idea. It's what you said to me. 38 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:57,360 Anyway, I got the impression he was laughing at the way I kiss. 39 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,920 How do you kiss? 40 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,080 That's very sensuous. 41 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,240 So that means that you've got a lot of free time now, right? 42 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,920 Well, I'm in love with someone new now. 43 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,360 Sheikh. 44 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,720 I hope you don't mind. 45 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,040 No. 46 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,560 Shall we hang from the pine trees and listen to audio books? 47 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,080 To be honest, I want to do something with Sheikh now. 48 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,920 Sure. 49 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,280 Okay. 50 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,480 So I'll see you... 51 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,200 I'll be in touch. 52 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,080 Okay. 53 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,600 The number of friends I had 54 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:04,160 had just decreased by another 100 percent... 55 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,240 to... 56 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,880 zero. 57 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,720 And I'm slowly beginning to wonder 58 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,480 why wherever I go, 59 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,600 things end up as ashes. 60 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,440 Scorched earth. 61 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,520 Does it have something to do with the earth or with me? 62 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,040 And do I have to just live with that or maybe make some changes? 63 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,960 And why do I sleep so fucking badly? 64 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,680 I need a point zero, where there's nothing left. 65 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,400 Where I can just lie on the scorched earth. 66 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,680 Like a mourning seahorse. 67 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,680 Without anyone looking at me or asking me anything. 68 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,920 Or understanding me or categorizing me. 69 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,160 Or upgrading me or impressing me. 70 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,040 Silence de la soul. 71 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,680 I think I'm on the right track. 72 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,800 Or I was. 73 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,720 -Assala-maik-um, Maiki. -Helene. 74 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,720 -What are you doing? -I'm... 75 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,280 -I'm jotting some stuff down. -What do you mean, "jotting stuff down"? 76 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,840 -Normal. On my Mac. -Which Mac? 77 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,640 The computer Mac? I'm jotting down stuff on my Mac. 78 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,640 Yes, but in what way are you jotting stuff down on your Mac? 79 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,560 What do you mean, "In what way are you jotting stuff down?" 80 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,040 I'm jotting stuff down. 81 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,080 I know what you mean by jotting stuff down on your Mac. 82 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,760 But what are you jotting down? 83 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,920 Since when has jotting something down, 84 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 and then saying on the phone you're jotting something down, 85 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,560 been about what you're actually jotting down? 86 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,800 Listen, Helene, I need your help. 87 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,320 WAIT, I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS 88 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,840 IN PERSON. 89 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,840 You can't begin to imagine what this sentence means to me. 90 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,760 -She said: -I need your help. 91 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,200 -She really said: -I need your help. 92 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,360 Sorry, I... 93 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,920 I didn't quite hear what you just said. 94 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,160 I need your help, Helene. Now. 95 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,400 -Where? -Vaginality. 96 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,640 Vaginality. Our feminist ideas hub at Mountain of Talent. 97 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,040 Right, okay. 98 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,840 -Say it again. -Vaginality? 99 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,920 -The other thing. -Feminist ideas hub? 100 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,800 The other thing. 101 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,480 -I won't say that I told you so. -But you told me so. 102 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,160 Yes, I told you so. 103 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,560 But she's coming. 104 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,040 Thanks for that look, Jason, but I'm not focusing 105 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,240 on the emotional awareness between us right now. 106 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,640 I mean, she's like a field with really fertile soil. 107 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,120 And you just have to plant flowers on it. 108 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,000 -Yes, maybe. -But? 109 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,040 No, no but. 110 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,520 Fertile ground, Jason. 111 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,320 Have you ever seen a person with so fucking much potential? 112 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,000 But there are fields that remain fields. 113 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:35,160 We can brainstorm the ideas for My Compost Watch. 114 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,960 We've got two suggestions. 115 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,600 I've asked Maike for help my whole life. 116 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,760 For the first time ever, she's asked me for help. 117 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,400 Maybe this is the gateway to peace of mind. 118 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,200 It's so great you've come. 119 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,280 A few weeks ago, we got a huge budget 120 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:53,360 to create an app that targets a market of female and diverse 20 to 30-year-olds. 121 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,080 This is a real chance for us. 122 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,800 The investor does believe in us, but our ideas keep falling flat with him. 123 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,840 They're not crazy enough. 124 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,280 He wants something really deranged. 125 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,600 I'm quoting. 126 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,120 -And that's why I'm here. -Yes. 127 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,000 Okay. 128 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,600 I'm scared we'll lose the job if we don't give him something deranged. 129 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,600 You can go ahead and take the persimmon. 130 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,560 Do you like it here? 131 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,840 Yes, they look like... 132 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,240 tents. 133 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,720 Yes, exactly. 134 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,680 It's great that you see that. 135 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,080 We developed the space 136 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,800 to be reminiscent of traditional African nomadic forms of conversation. 137 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,040 We're not colonizing, we're just camping. 138 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,120 We have community tents here. 139 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,320 And then there are several work and mindfulness areas. 140 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,680 What happened there? 141 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,360 YES, WHAT DID HAPPEN THERE? 142 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,920 THIS HAPPENED. 143 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,600 3 MONTHS EARLIER 144 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:34,080 -Hey. Hello. Helene Sternberg. -Right. Okay. 145 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,760 So, Ms. Sternberg. 146 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,800 According to my documents, you are here for therapy, 147 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:50,240 as the probation condition of your suspended sentence 148 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,840 for the negligent burning of a forest 149 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,440 as per paragraphs 306 to 306f of the Penal Code. 150 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,680 Correct. 151 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,960 It smelled nice in the clinic. You could see your face in the apples. 152 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,480 -Fine. Thanks. -Okay. 153 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,040 -Bye. -Ciao. 154 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,880 Yes, you are here with us for behavioral therapy. 155 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,280 Yes, we have bars on the windows, but the doors aren't locked. 156 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,040 We're not a detention center. 157 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,520 We have a patient-oriented and interdisciplinary approach. 158 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,360 -You don't need to lie down. -No, I'd like to. 159 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,000 Do you have any pre-existing medical conditions? 160 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,200 A dust mite allergy. 161 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,240 And at 15, I was diagnosed with a preferfect. 162 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,880 -A what? -A preferoriect. 163 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,080 -Is that a personality disorder? -Nonsense. 164 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,280 Right. 165 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,640 Take a deep breath. 166 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,120 Sit up. 167 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,160 About the dust mites, I like living with my allergy. 168 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,200 I was given injections for a while to acclimatize my body to the mites. 169 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,840 But I found out I was actually allergic to their feces, not the mites themselves. 170 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,080 -So I stopped the injections. -Hold your breath. 171 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,120 Or would you like to have mite excrement injected into you? 172 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,520 I'm also asymmetrical. 173 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:32,160 My face, my feet. My breasts too. And the roof of my mouth. 174 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,920 If you could just stop speaking, please. 175 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,360 Thanks. 176 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,960 Pleasure. 177 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,920 Right. 178 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,560 I was actually about to go on a trip. 179 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,360 So I have a question for you. How long will all this take? 180 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,200 So the check-up and then the therapy... 181 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:01,080 How long until my wires are rewired and I can leave the repair shop? 182 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,360 If you could open your mouth for me, please. 183 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,640 I've entered Maike's realm, 184 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,920 where heels click on floors 185 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,680 and you gorge on fruit. 186 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,640 -Hi, Jason. -Welcome to Vaginality. 187 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,200 -Hi... -Hi. 188 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,280 All right. 189 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,680 -They are Elonde Ntugse. -Hey. 190 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,840 Nice to meet you, Elonde. And you, Ntugse. 191 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,840 I'm Cari, he/him. 192 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,080 Right. 193 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,320 Pleased to meet you, Ntugse. 194 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,280 I'm Gabriel. 195 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,880 He/him. 196 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,960 -They are Elonde Ntugse. -Yes. They/them. 197 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,560 -I'm a graphic designer. -Right, nice. 198 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,280 Nice to meet you, Elonde Ntugse. 199 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,680 I'd say let's do a round of introductions. 200 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,640 Hello. 201 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,960 New, right? 202 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,080 Yes, exactly. 203 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,880 Get yourself some food. It was teaching kitchen today. We made lasagna. 204 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,040 -What's "teaching kitchen"? -We cook together. 205 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,520 Learn about nutrition. 206 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,200 It's about doing therapy in every area of life here. 207 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,400 -Yes. -The lasagna is a bit bland. 208 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,400 Yes, it's a bit bland today. 209 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,840 It needs seasoning. 210 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,600 -Nutmeg. -Nonsense. 211 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,120 It's a good trick, though. 212 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,760 If you don't add seasoning, you don't eat as much. 213 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,400 You don't put on weight. 214 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,000 I take lorazepam. 215 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,640 In the last two weeks, I've gained 13 pounds as a result. 216 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,440 It doesn't matter if you're depressed and slim 217 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,040 or depressed and fat. 218 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,960 I don't wear make-up anymore either. 219 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,080 I still wear make-up. 220 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,880 Each of us only needs to disclose what we feel comfortable with. 221 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,840 I'm Maike. 222 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,120 She/her. 223 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,240 I'm 25 years old and together with my partner, 224 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,200 cis straight male, Asian background, Jason, 225 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,400 I'm the owner of the agency Vaginality. 226 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,800 We used to be called Boost2BeBest. 227 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,960 I studied African studies, communication science and management. 228 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,400 And I've now been in charge for... 229 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,800 -Three years. -...three years, yes. 230 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,080 My God. 231 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,240 If you do the math, Maike would have had to start studying aged five. 232 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,680 My name is Cari. 233 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:39,360 My parents are from New Jersey, but I grew up in the Bronx and Frankfurt. 234 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,000 50-50, more or less. 235 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,200 I worked for a long time on a cultural project, 236 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,800 dealing with the land reclamation of the Californian Nisenan people. 237 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,520 Then I moved into the private sector, working on a project with Sony. 238 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,640 Yes, Sony. I know them. 239 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,960 Yes? 240 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,920 Yes. 241 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,000 In what division did you work? 242 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,840 I've just got old headphones that no longer fit my ears. 243 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,240 I... 244 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,960 The CLAP division. 245 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,520 Okay. 246 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,360 Well. 247 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,280 Right? 248 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,000 I was active in the London techno scene 249 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,160 and in an urban gardening micro-block. 250 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:21,000 After that, I was a literature scout for queer poetry in northern Europe. 251 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,640 -Cool. -And you? 252 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,800 Well, so... 253 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,160 I'm Helene, she/her. 254 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,600 I was born on July 6, 1997, on the same day as Maike. 255 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,440 I come from here. 256 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,000 And from Languedoc. 257 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,240 So 50 percent here, 50 percent Languedoc. 258 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,200 On the one hand... 259 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,040 I'm a chef specializing in experimental micro-aromas 260 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,640 at the Kitchen University of LAMB. 261 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,440 And I'm also an independent lawyer 262 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:02,000 and a freelance... nu-mi-nu gadget. 263 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,720 And in my spare time, I work as a tree. 264 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,440 -As a tree? -Yes, as a tree. 265 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,800 As in climate protection? 266 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,320 No, as in a tree. 267 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,680 As in nature religion? 268 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,000 No, as in a tree. 269 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,280 -Good. -Okay, cool. 270 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,360 Great. Good. 271 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,080 -Okay. -Cool. 272 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,760 There are our ideas. 273 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,440 And what do you do for a living? 274 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,840 -I'm not at liberty to say. -Tell us. 275 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,120 -No. -Are you a celebrity or something? 276 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,240 No, so... 277 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,760 You really can't tell anyone, okay? 278 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,840 Because otherwise there's no point. 279 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,960 I'm from the Public Health Department. 280 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,680 And you just had enough of all the food inspections? 281 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,360 That's what made you depressed? 282 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:03,160 No, I'm carrying out an inspection here to check if everything's running smoothly. 283 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,760 There have been accusations against Berg-Berth, 284 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,720 saying his methods are outdated. 285 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,040 So you're kind of undercover? 286 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,400 Exactly. 287 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,920 My name's not Helene Sternberg either. 288 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,560 I'm an undercover patient. 289 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,840 My real name is D�rte Frese. 290 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,520 -Okay, cool. -Yes. 291 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,600 I'm a painter and varnisher. 292 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,760 And why are you all here? 293 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,080 Okay. 294 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,320 Let me guess. 295 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,440 You were left by your husband on Tenerife. 296 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,120 Now the villa feels so big and lonely. 297 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,880 You play Chopin once a day for yourself, alone on the piano. 298 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,640 But that pisses you off. And that's why you're depressed. 299 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,440 We don't talk about our symptoms in the kitchen area. 300 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,040 Right. 301 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,000 Yes. 302 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,920 Right, you're a former speed skater. 303 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,440 You can no longer skate due to a leg fracture, 304 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,080 so you have no purpose in life. 305 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,640 You experimented with Buddhist ideas, 306 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,960 but ultimately found them to be illogical. 307 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,360 Then you ended up watching so much porn online 308 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,840 that your sensory system could no longer cope with reality. 309 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,840 And you... 310 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,560 I can't see anything for you, because whenever I look at you, 311 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,600 a song starts, the kind truckers listen to on their break. 312 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,600 Helene? 313 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,000 Would you like to share an unconventional idea with us? 314 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,680 Just go for it. 315 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,880 And don't worry, we can talk trash here. 316 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,240 -We love trash. -Anything goes. 317 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,840 Just spit out what's inside you. 318 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,880 Yes, just spit it out. 319 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,000 So exactly what's in my head right now? 320 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,200 Exactly. 321 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,240 What are you reading? 322 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,520 The Dimension Next to the Dimension. 323 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,440 That's cosmology, right? 324 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,200 Like, it's possible this and that are there, but if not, that's possible to. 325 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,600 And at that moment, because you thought it was possible, it's good. 326 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,120 I'm Helene. I'm new here. 327 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,840 And I feel as if I know you somehow, without knowing where from. 328 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,600 Maybe I'm just imagining you. Is that possible? 329 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,360 But you're sitting right here. 330 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,880 Oh well. 331 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,720 Bonjour. 332 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,680 Hello. 333 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,160 Well. 334 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,280 We meet again. 335 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,840 Yes. 336 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,000 I feel as if I've been playing hooky again. 337 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,320 I have to say, looking back, that was truly brilliant. 338 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,520 I remember very fondly the illnesses you invented, 339 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,600 so you wouldn't have to go to school. 340 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,680 Like fecal-retromaninous-excretory disorder. 341 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,880 The internal lice? 342 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,640 Yes, the internal lice. I remember those well too. 343 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,880 Ms. Sternberg. 344 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,600 How are your parents? 345 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,400 My father found out that I'm not studying law. 346 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520 And? 347 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,400 He says he always suspected as much 348 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,920 and that crappy law isn't good enough for me. 349 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,240 And my mother has triplicated herself using modern medicine. 350 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,720 -Triplicated? -Yes. 351 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,040 She's had twins implanted. 352 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,440 That's probably why she showed up at my place, 353 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,680 to make sure I'd function in her new, happy family. 354 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,800 -There was that court hearing. -Yes, I can see that in my documents. 355 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,560 Yes, I wasn't there. I haven't opened any letters for three months. 356 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,880 This is call 26. Give me a sign, Helene. 357 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,440 This is Mom. We have someone who wants to talk to you. 358 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,440 Helene, sweetie, I'll be out of rehab tomorrow. 359 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,960 I look ten years younger. I thought we could go on a bit of a bender. 360 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,120 Why? 361 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,600 It was a scientific experiment. 362 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:33,040 Yes. What happens if I cut myself off from all external influences? 363 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,560 -You know about Diogenes in his barrel? -Rings a bell, yes. 364 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,440 Well, what happened is that I ended up here in this cuckoo's nest. 365 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,440 -Cuckoo's nest? -Yes. 366 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,160 Correctional center. 367 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,360 What did you write down? 368 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,240 These are just my notes. They're not relevant. 369 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,920 Come on, tell me. Otherwise I won't tell you anything else. 370 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,640 -They're not important. -Go on. 371 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,600 -No. -Come on. 372 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,800 -No. -Please. 373 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,400 -No, I can't. -You can. 374 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,280 -No. -Yes. 375 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,360 No. 376 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,840 It became clear that my therapy wasn't going to be a stroll in the park... 377 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,240 Yes. 378 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,040 ...for Berg-Berth. 25906

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