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Driver's license, banking card,
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and marriage registration.
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Did you, um, apply
for high-risk?
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Yeah, I did.
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- Mm...
- So, what are you, like,
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ex-FBI?
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Something like that.
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You talk to my daughter again...
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You get thrown out?
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Something like that.
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If it makes you
feel any better,
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nobody would take me either.
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It does.
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What do you think happens
if we fail?
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Our marriage?
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Our mission.
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This marriage
is starting off
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on-on a great foot.
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Just great.
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Max?
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Max?
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What are you doing?
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Just going through your stuff.
What were you doing?
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I was meditating.
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Oh. That's cool.
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Uh, do you do that every day?
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I used to, before I thought
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somebody might go
through my stuff.
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It's supposed to be good
for hand-eye coordination.
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Yeah, it's-it's Japanese, right?
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Yeah. My dad gave it to me.
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He was stationed out there
for a while.
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Impressive.
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I'm gonna go out and, uh,
I'm gonna get some breakfast.
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I'm gonna go through your stuff.
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Do you want anything special?
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No, just whatever you want.
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102!
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102. That's me.
Hi. 102.
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Uh, can I get two classic
scallion cream cheese,
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uh, plain bagels?
And hold the capers.
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- Anything else?
- No.
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Thank you.
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Don't put me
in the oven and cook me.
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I don't want
to go in there.
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Come here
and let me season you.
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Rub this olive oil all over you.
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No, don't cook me.
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Do you have a cat?
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Hi there.
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Hi. Do you have a cat?
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No. Why?
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It's been destroying my plants
and shitting in my backyard.
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I don't have a cat.
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Are you sure?
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Because then my dog goes out
and he eats the cat poo,
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which I'm sure you can
understand is pretty gross.
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That is really gross, yeah.
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No, uh, maybe you should
train your dog
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to not eat shit.
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I'm not sure you can train
a dog not to do that.
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Really?
I don't know.
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I think you can train a dog
to do a lot of things.
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Well, I, I should get John
his breakfast.
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I'm sorry about your garden,
though. That sucks.
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You two have a garden, right?
With a composter?
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On the roof?
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Yeah, we do.
It's pretty great.
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Yeah, it's nice to have that
in the city.
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It's a beautiful property.
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You know, we feel really lucky.
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It's our dream house.
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It's kind of been something
we wanted for a while.
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I'm sorry, I'm not trying
to be nosy.
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I'm a designer. Interiors.
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- I live next door.
- Oh.
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I was amazed at how quickly
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your guys got
all that work done.
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Are they freelance, or...?
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Yeah. Freelance.
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What do you do for a living?
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I'm a software engineer.
From San Francisco.
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And your husband?
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- Is this an interview?
- No.
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We do the same thing.
We work together.
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Well, you two must really
have an understanding.
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Outside of my dumb dog,
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I can't imagine spending
that much time with anyone.
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That's great.
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- Yeah.
- So he's John.
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And you are?
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- Jane.
- John and Jane.
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Yeah. And your dog?
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Poet. He's Poet.
From The Prophet.
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That's, that's great.
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Poet can't be too dumb,
then, right?
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Enjoy your breakfast.
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Thanks.
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What's up with that guy?
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I don't know.
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Think he's kind of hot, though.
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Cool.
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He's definitely watching us.
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And he has, um, he has a dog
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named after The Prophet,
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which is one
of my favorite books.
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It's one of everyone's
favorite books.
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Is it?
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- Yeah. It's one of mine.
- Are you jealous?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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You sound jealous.
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No, I'm not jealous.
It's just...
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it's-it's weird
to have my wife say
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the neighbor is hot.
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But I'm not your wife, actually.
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Yeah. True. I-I know that.
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- We're not together, really.
- I know.
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- I get it.
- Okay.
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I know that, but, you know,
do you think
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the Company wants us to...?
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To have sex?
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No.
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Well, yeah, part of it.
To get together.
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I don't think we should.
Do you?
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No, I don't think we should,
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necessarily.
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I mean, I think it's better
if we just keep it separate.
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- Absolutely, yeah.
- It's just simpler that way.
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I'm not saying we should.
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I know, I know, I'm just...
It's great. We're agreeing.
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- I agree with you. Here, I got you breakfast.
- Oh.
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It's a everything bagel
with lox and salmon on it.
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- I usually don't eat breakfast.
- What?!
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Wait until noon.
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Oof, your loss.
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Should I try it?
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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- Right?
- It's very good.
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- I knew you'd love it.
- Damn.
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So, um...
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...did you actually want
to get married?
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In real life?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Mm.
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Yeah. I mean, there is
something nice about
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being committed to, like,
another person.
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I think that's kind of cool.
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I think being able to come home
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at the end of a shitty day
and, you know,
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just kiss someone
and make it all go away...
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...in theory it feels like
that's, like, perfect, right?
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- Mm.
- It's great.
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So, why-why-why'd you go
down this path, then?
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Money.
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Good. Oh, thank God.
Me, too.
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Yeah.
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Should we make a pact?
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I love pacts.
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Okay, good. Me, too.
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I think, let's make
a certain amount of money
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that we both feel good about,
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and then we can
part our ways,
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live our own lives.
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Okay. Sure.
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- No sex?
- Never.
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- No sex.
- Great.
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Kinda want to have sex now, I got to be honest, uh...
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It's just 'cause of the pact.
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- But no. But no.
- No, no, no.
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- Right? That's what we agreed.
- No. Yeah.
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We got a package.
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From?
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Mr. Hihi.
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Welcome back.
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For your next mission,
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attend silent auction.
Black-tie event."
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"Dress to impress."
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You look nice.
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Oh, thank you. So do you.
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- You ready to go?
- Yeah.
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"Step one,
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identify high bidder of
Warhol's Silver Car Crash."
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- Thank you.
- "Step two.
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Administer single dose
of truth serum."
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"Do not exceed single dose.
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Record any and all information
they give you.
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Please follow a few rules.
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No casualties.
Absolutely no witnesses."
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Those last parts were
written in all caps.
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Seems like he's serious
about that.
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- Good evening.
- Evening. Thank you.
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What's wrong?
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I'm gonna go scuff up
my shoes.
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What? Why?
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'Cause I'm gonna go in
as catering.
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I think... I think we should
stick together.
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If I go in there, I'll be
one of six Black guys
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who probably all know
each other.
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I won't be able to move around.
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This is better, trust me.
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Hold, hold, um...
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Could you check this for me?
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Why?
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It's Gucci.
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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- Hi. I'm Jane Smith.
- Hi.
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Smith.
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Thirsty, madam?
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You're so annoying.
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We got in.
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All you got to do is bid,
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and I'll keep an eye out
for our friend.
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Okay, just stay close.
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You got me on the comms.
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Okay, so how are we supposed
to find the highest bidder
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at a silent auction?
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How about
some old-fashioned spying?
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Mole lady, seven million
on the Warhol.
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Sweaty tits, ten million.
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Oh, Jesus, please
never give me a nickname.
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American Psycho,
50 million on the Warhol.
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I'm gonna check on
Angela Lansbury over here.
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Excuse me,
what do you have there?
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Um, these are...
it's-it's olive oil pudding.
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Okay. Thank you.
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You know,
you're a natural at this.
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If the spy stuff
doesn't work out,
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you should consider catering.
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I think we have a winner.
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Wait, what? Who?
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Long shift. Sorry.
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You have all those treats
on your plate.
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You should eat one.
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I guess you should have
finished that bagel.
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We got to get him alone.
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Go over to him,
say something funny.
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Say something funny?
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Yeah, be alluring.
Like, seduce him or something.
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What?
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He's headed towards you.
Just go, Jane.
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Just go.
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I'll look him up.
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Oh, shit, I-I knew
I recognized this guy.
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That's Eric Shane.
He's a real estate mogul.
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He owns half
of the Upper West Side.
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Mint?
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Mint? Would you like a mint?
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Net worth $15 billion.
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No spouse, no kids,
no current address.
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Last listed residence:
411 West 86th Street.
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Di... did you, um,
did you own that place
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on West 86th Street with
the gorgeous iron detailing
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on the balcony?
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I miss that place.
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- Great views. Mm.
- Yeah.
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I knew you looked familiar.
I was your neighbor.
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- Hmm. Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yes, you do seem... familiar.
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Familiar.
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So, has anything
caught your eye?
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It's a silent auction, so...
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00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,625
We got to find a way
to get him alone.
263
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:08,270
Now, that is better.
264
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:13,791
- Thank you?
- What the fuck?
265
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,499
Oh, God,
it's all so boring.
266
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:22,541
Just a big, boring way
to spend a lot of money, hmm?
267
00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,207
If that were true,
268
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,791
you wouldn't have bid
on the Warhol.
269
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:31,958
It's the only one
worth bidding on.
270
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,041
It's the moment
of death repeated.
271
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,999
- Mm-hmm.
- Frozen.
272
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,999
- Eternalized into image.
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,958
- It's priceless.
- Jane, what are you doing? You can't stick him here.
274
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,499
There's too many people.
"No witnesses."
275
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,458
- All caps.
- Everything ha-has its price.
276
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,000
I think it's a matter
of negotiation.
277
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,583
Would you be willing
to sell it for...
278
00:18:58,584 --> 00:19:01,415
No. Now, if you'll excuse me...
279
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,020
I think
you should let me try.
280
00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:04,625
I think you may not be
his type.
281
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,708
Okay, I have a silly idea.
282
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,790
Mm-hmm, and what is that?
283
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:12,166
How about you and I go
somewhere private,
284
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:15,375
and we pay one of
the cater waiters
285
00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:17,583
to do whatever we want?
286
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:23,875
And who would that be?
287
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,041
What do you want me to do?
288
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,833
Get on your knees.
289
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:45,208
Yes, very good.
290
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,666
You, too.
291
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,875
Next to him.
292
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:56,291
Now.
293
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:04,125
Closer.
294
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,375
Closer.
295
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:21,416
Put your faces... closer.
296
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,083
Get on all fours.
297
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:39,791
Open your mouths
and stick out your tongues.
298
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:48,165
You're both dogs.
299
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:53,375
Two dogs meeting at the park
for the first time
300
00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:55,875
with no one around.
301
00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:00,625
Be serious!
302
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,791
Let's resume.
303
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,915
Yes.
304
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:14,666
Intimately engage
with each other.
305
00:22:16,979 --> 00:22:19,290
Yes.
306
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:22,541
Learn, learn, learn each other.
307
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,791
You're both just dogs.
308
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,416
Now kiss.
309
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,791
Still as dogs.
310
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,332
Again.
311
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,895
Again. Again.
312
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,416
What?!
313
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,458
What was...
What was that? What...
314
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:45,540
What did you do?
315
00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:46,875
Why the fuck
did you do that?
316
00:23:46,876 --> 00:23:48,207
What?
317
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,583
- You told me to do it.
- No.
318
00:23:49,584 --> 00:23:50,915
I told you I was gonna do it.
319
00:23:50,916 --> 00:23:52,416
No!
320
00:23:57,250 --> 00:24:00,958
Why are you...
looking at me like...
321
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:04,416
like I'm a big, big giant?
322
00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:09,500
Are-are... Are you okay?
323
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:15,332
I'm a little horny, I think.
324
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:17,875
Also very,
very frightened. I...
325
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,270
I think I'm hard.
326
00:24:21,271 --> 00:24:23,624
No. No, I'm not hard.
327
00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:27,249
Good. I'm relieved.
328
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:32,791
I may have peed
just the tiniest bit.
329
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:35,541
This is fucking awful.
330
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:39,583
Do we just listen until he
gives us something valuable?
331
00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:41,040
I-I don't know.
332
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:42,665
Hihi said record everything.
333
00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,124
A bad seed.
334
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:49,875
- Okay. All right.
- Okay.
335
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,041
We're gonna help you up.
You need to sit up.
336
00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:54,582
- Must be something...
- All right.
337
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,666
- That's okay.
- Get the... Get out of here!
338
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,707
Bidder 342.
339
00:25:16,708 --> 00:25:20,250
Warhol's Silver Car Crash
Double Disaster.
340
00:25:26,063 --> 00:25:28,197
Hello.
341
00:25:28,198 --> 00:25:30,332
I-I'm Eric Shane.
342
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,666
Oh, well, you don't
need to announce yourself,
343
00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:35,666
but we really appreciate
your generous bid.
344
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,541
I-I spent a lot of money tonight.
345
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,582
Because I can.
346
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,624
Yes.
347
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,291
Mr. Shane, we have
your painting for you.
348
00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:50,458
- Shh.
- I think you could use some water.
349
00:25:50,459 --> 00:25:52,624
Why don't you go
take a seat over here?
350
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:55,583
The amount of
illegitimate money I have,
351
00:25:55,584 --> 00:25:58,708
billions and billions
of illegal dollars,
352
00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:01,000
I-I don't feel bad
about it at all.
353
00:26:01,001 --> 00:26:02,582
I-I really don't.
354
00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:06,166
I mean, is that totally weird?
No remorse?
355
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,833
Richard knows about the islands.
356
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,082
He's here somewhere.
357
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:15,186
And-and-and Philip.
Philip Bronstein.
358
00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:17,863
Yes. Wait.
Philip, hey, hey. Wait.
359
00:26:17,864 --> 00:26:20,541
No. No, Philip uses
the other island.
360
00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,082
Not for embezzlement.
361
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,665
For sex.
362
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:26,166
- Oh, no, that... Mr.
- Mr. Shane? - Sex trade. Yes.
363
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,770
Record this.
Record this.
364
00:26:27,771 --> 00:26:29,375
Mr. Sh...
365
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,499
Oh, Beau! Beau finds me funny.
366
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:37,040
You can always count on Beau
for a laugh.
367
00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:39,208
You can always count on him
to leave photos of his dick
368
00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:41,812
taped under the newest
intern's desk.
369
00:26:41,813 --> 00:26:44,416
Real film photos.
370
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:47,207
Like, developed at Walgreens.
371
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:49,624
- The warped lengths he goes.
- Oh.
372
00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:52,040
To do that, Melissa,
it's remarkable,
373
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,791
because I've always found you
so much more compelling
374
00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:58,374
than the interns
he chooses to schtup.
375
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:03,791
His mistreatment of you has only
made you intrigue me more.
376
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,083
Your sadness.
377
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:16,165
This is... This is how I felt
378
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,540
when my wisdom teeth
were removed.
379
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:20,915
Mr. Shane is clearly
not feeling well.
380
00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:23,000
- That was scary.
- So, oh, please don't film
381
00:27:23,001 --> 00:27:24,708
any of this.
No, no, no, no. Please.
382
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:26,332
No, no, don't film anything.
383
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:28,333
Please stop filming.
384
00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:30,500
Is there
a doctor in the house?
385
00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:31,707
God.
386
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:32,874
Is anyone a doctor?
387
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,187
I don't think
that's normal.
388
00:27:34,188 --> 00:27:35,499
I think he's having
a bad reaction.
389
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,125
- I think he's going into shock.
- Oh. Okay, just-just take...
390
00:27:37,126 --> 00:27:38,333
- Take that for me.
- Okay. Oh.
391
00:27:39,791 --> 00:27:42,125
It's okay. I got him. Come on.
392
00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:43,332
Let's go.
393
00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,707
I was with this man as a dog.
He's a liar!
394
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,541
- It's okay. Hey, hey.
- She was a dog as well.
395
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,749
Her, too.
396
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,916
A dog. Okay.
You know what, there's...
397
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,624
Dennis, how many drinks
did you let him have?
398
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:58,000
- I told him not to mix anything.
- I'm driving.
399
00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:59,916
You have nice shoulders.
400
00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:07,166
Yeah, we can't take him
to the hospital.
401
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,791
See? This is why we should have
made a plan and stuck to it.
402
00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:35,916
The plan was to follow
your lead, and that got us here.
403
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:51,124
Hey, uh-uh. Eyes! Eyes open.
404
00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:53,791
- We can't let him fall asleep, or he might not wake up.
- Hey, Eric.
405
00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:55,541
Eric,
you got to talk to me, okay?
406
00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:56,790
Wake up. Stay awake.
407
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:58,707
Say something.
408
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:01,458
- I'm scared.
- You're gonna be okay.
409
00:29:01,459 --> 00:29:02,499
We're gonna help you.
410
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,999
You're the ones who hurt me.
411
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,500
Where are you taking me?
412
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:23,875
You got...
You got to stay up.
413
00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:26,312
He doesn't sound good.
414
00:29:26,313 --> 00:29:28,750
- Eric. Eric.
- Hey, eyes open!
415
00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:31,041
Eyes op... An EpiPen.
416
00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:34,374
Eric.
417
00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:37,166
Eric, I need you to stay awake.
418
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,749
Look at me. Stay awake.
419
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,415
- Look at me. Yes.
- Hey.
420
00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:41,875
- I don't... I don't see an EpiPen.
- It's in there.
421
00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:43,040
There isn't one.
422
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,583
- It's in there.
- There's no EpiPen!
423
00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:46,332
There's just gauze.
424
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,375
- It's in there.
- There isn't one.
425
00:29:47,376 --> 00:29:48,415
It's a medical pack.
426
00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:49,957
Just gauze and alcohol.
427
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,500
- I don't see an EpiPen.
- It's in here.
428
00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:54,041
- Show me.
- You're just lonely.
429
00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:58,791
I got into this business
because I'm lonely, too.
430
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,499
I was with this woman
I didn't like very much.
431
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,875
- There's a medic bag in there. It's green. It's a box.
- Yeah.
432
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:14,250
But we got married. I mean,
I-I liked her warmth at night.
433
00:30:14,251 --> 00:30:17,750
Her legs were like
a space heater.
434
00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:19,332
Last I heard, she died.
435
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,333
Well, before that,
she had my baby.
436
00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:25,332
I have a daughter somewhere.
437
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:28,291
I don't ever think about her.
438
00:30:28,292 --> 00:30:29,749
I-I don't think it's bad
439
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:32,666
because I-I don't
feel bad about it...
440
00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:34,833
Eric, drink the water, please.
441
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,457
Drink this, Eric.
442
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,374
- Drink some water.
- I've got no friends.
443
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,832
- We're your friends. Drink...
- No, you're not.
444
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:43,291
You're not my friends.
You want what everyone wants.
445
00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:45,291
You, the government,
First Nations.
446
00:30:45,292 --> 00:30:47,290
Give me the fucking EpiPen.
Hurry up.
447
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:50,791
All these fucking,
fucking people wanting.
448
00:30:50,792 --> 00:30:53,624
Speaking, talking and just...
449
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:56,625
- Talking, yakking, yakking.
- No, no.
450
00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:58,541
Eric, Eric, stay with us.
451
00:30:58,542 --> 00:31:00,458
- Hey. Eric.
- Eric.
452
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,083
Who takes care
of a dead body?
453
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,916
We do, I guess.
454
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,375
We'll bury him in the garden.
455
00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:30,082
Yeah.
456
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:31,290
Composter.
457
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,250
- Yeah.
- Because...
458
00:31:33,251 --> 00:31:34,750
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
459
00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,833
How is he gonna fit?
460
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,583
- All right.
- Okay.
461
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,916
Grab his legs.
462
00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:14,166
- Okay, one, two, three.
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,207
You, um...
464
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:29,458
You break the legs,
and I'll break the arms.
465
00:32:29,459 --> 00:32:30,916
- Okay.
- Okay?
466
00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:34,791
Can we cover the head first?
467
00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,375
Yeah, good idea.
468
00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:50,957
So, are you gonna do it?
469
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,375
Yeah, we'll...
we can do it together.
470
00:32:52,376 --> 00:32:53,500
Okay, let's do it...
471
00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:54,833
- All right.
- Okay.
472
00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:04,082
On three.
473
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:08,499
One, two, three.
474
00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:13,208
Oh, my God.
475
00:33:13,209 --> 00:33:14,916
Don't do that.
476
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,208
If you barf, I barf.
477
00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:20,916
Stop.
478
00:33:25,666 --> 00:33:27,291
Sorry.
479
00:33:53,271 --> 00:33:55,041
One, two, three.
480
00:33:57,583 --> 00:33:59,458
Do you feel bad?
481
00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,291
I feel really bad.
482
00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,833
So this is where you went.
483
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:28,999
Yeah.
484
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,750
What are you doing?
485
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,625
Watching cartoons.
486
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:38,791
Couldn't sleep?
487
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,582
Nope.
488
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,207
Me, either.
489
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:54,457
Is this a knockoff
Tom and Jerry?
490
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,583
My mom never let me watch
the violent stuff
491
00:35:56,584 --> 00:35:59,749
when I was a kid, so...
492
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:03,291
this kind of thing
kind of relaxes me.
493
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,875
I don't really like
violent cartoons.
494
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,916
Really?
495
00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:11,583
Yeah.
496
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,625
That's surprising.
497
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:20,000
Why is that surprising?
498
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,290
I don't know, it's just...
499
00:36:23,291 --> 00:36:26,291
I thought you might be
into that kind of thing.
500
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,499
- You...
- You asshole.
501
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,228
You snooped on my computer!
502
00:36:41,229 --> 00:36:42,957
- You asshole.
- You're sick.
503
00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,583
- You're an... I'm sick?
- You're sick that I...
504
00:36:44,584 --> 00:36:45,874
You set up a trap for me?
505
00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,207
- Yeah, but I set up a trap...
- Cannibal porn?
506
00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:50,540
- You think I'm actually into cannibal porn?
- Yeah.
507
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,750
- I caught you. You were spying on me.
- You didn't ca...
508
00:36:52,751 --> 00:36:54,208
- You trapped me.
- Oh, yes, I did.
509
00:36:56,666 --> 00:36:59,708
You're so...
You're so fucked up.
510
00:36:59,709 --> 00:37:01,874
You know, you're fucked up.
511
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:04,500
- I'm not the weird one.
- Okay.
512
00:37:04,501 --> 00:37:06,291
Well, it worked.
513
00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:13,228
You know, they had to re-dub,
um, Mammy Two Shoes
514
00:37:13,229 --> 00:37:16,541
'cause it was so racist
in the original cartoon.
515
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,750
Who's Mammy Two Shoes?
516
00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:23,791
The one in the slippers
who's, like...
517
00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:25,666
You know, now it's a white woman
518
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,541
that's just like,
"You darn cat!"
519
00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:29,457
But, um, it was really bad,
520
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:32,478
so they dubbed it
with a white woman.
521
00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:35,500
What's the original voice
sound like?
522
00:37:38,791 --> 00:37:41,041
- I'm not doing it.
- Do it.
523
00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:44,500
No. It's...
524
00:37:44,501 --> 00:37:46,749
I mean, you know.
525
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,332
No. I've never seen it.
526
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,915
Like, it... you know,
was racist.
527
00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:52,791
- You know.
- But what kind of racist?
528
00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,457
She was just like,
529
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,749
"Oh, Jaspah,
you get out.
530
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,041
And when I say out,
I mean O-U-T out!"
531
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,750
Oh, my God!
532
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,458
You scared me.
533
00:38:18,459 --> 00:38:20,020
You dick.
534
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,749
Oh, the fear on your face.
535
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,916
So real.
536
00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,291
What a shitty day.
537
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,333
Yeah.
538
00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:49,125
Do you want to kiss me?
539
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:57,708
Just not as dogs this time,
just actually?
540
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,874
Yeah, I'll-I'll kiss you.
541
00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:05,415
Hooray!
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