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The following programme contains strong language,
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scenes of a sexual nature and adult themes.
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That's it.
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Shit!
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Who dropped him?
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Sort of both of us.
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- Sort of one of you pick him up.
- Yes, my lady.
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Hello.
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Aren't you a lovely boy? There.
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No. Here.
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Before I cut you free... what shall I call you?
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Do I even bother?
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Perhaps I should have left you on the floor to rot.
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Do you know why?
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You are my second son.
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And you will inherit nothing of any human value.
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What use are you to anybody?
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Leave him attached for now.
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And go, before I avenge the dropping business.
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What of his name, my lady?
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He is my George.
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Good morning, George.
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Maybe you apply it?
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- Is it sore, brother?
- Course it's fucking sore.
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Could have ripped his head off.
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Now he's on his deathbed like poor Daddy.
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- Kit!
- Yes, Kit. You and your sister, go.
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- But why can John stay, Mother?
- Because he's the eldest.
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And I prefer him. By quite the margin.
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I want to be scarred forever.
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Perhaps go, Miss Ashcattle? And take that one with you.
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I told you to put a cork up it, Jenny.
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He's so pretty.
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- What did you do?
- I don't want to go.
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All I want is Jenny.
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- I love her.
- She's a servant.
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- Not in my heart.
- That's not how it works.
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- That's not how a single thing fucking works.
- It should be.
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Are you five?! No.
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- You will go to France, George.
- If you make me go,
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I will kill myself, but this time I will make sure...
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Fall in a way that breaks your neck?
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So that's why you left me to hang?
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I left you because it was staged, you were play acting.
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It was real, I promise you.
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You want to send me off to France
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to learn the ways of refinement.
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And then return to marry some awful rich wife
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- and milk her fat fucking dowry.
- It's about more than that.
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- No, it's not.
- I never beat you.
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- Perhaps I'll begin.
- Father has enough times. Why don't you?
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Mother, don't hurt him.
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I won't.
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Think of John. Eldest and heir,
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who will marry him?
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How can we build and pass on anything
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unless we use your gifts.
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- What gifts?
- If I were a man
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and I looked like you, I'd rule the fucking planet.
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I don't want to rule the fucking planet.
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Then it will rule you. Second sons offer nothing. Inherit nothing.
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Raise yourself, or you will be nothing.
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If you make me go...
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I will slit my wrists. I will make sure this time...
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Darling, you don't have the will.
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Are you scared? Is that it?
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To leave me?
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Father was always against me going.
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And while he still draws breath, his word means something.
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Any final words from anyone?
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Better pack quick, prick.
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Apart from those?
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At least he won't walk out on you.
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Get rid of him.
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He reeks.
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What were you before
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Sir George Villiers, Knight of the Shire,
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dragged you from obscurity?
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A serving girl worth nothing.
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And like a fool, I paid off the Beaumonts so they would lie
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and pretend you were one of theirs, so we might marry.
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I gave you the Villiers name,
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held by great men for 500 years.
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Two hundred, at most.
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And what did you give me...
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to carry on the Villiers name?
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A hollow boy. All I built dies with your John.
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You built nothing but regret, and syphilis scars.
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- You think you're funny, bitch?
- None of this is. None.
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What about that second boy, why give him my name?
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- As a warning.
- Of what?
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Of what he might become if I fail him.
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More wit.
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And you'd use my money to send that little tart to France?
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I will. I won't throw good money after bad.
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My George, will go to France
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and learn a better way than yours.
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All of you can fucking burn.
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Anymore to share?
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Fuck...
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Nor I...
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I see you looking at all the stable lads.
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Do you like boys too, or what?
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Shut up, Jenny.
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I want you forever.
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I'm sorry about your husband's death,
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but I am afraid I have more bad news.
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I know you have little time for bookkeepers, even...
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Assume I have less. I want my second boy to travel overseas.
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There's money for that, surely?
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I only have the house?
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Your husband signed over your house to one of his cousins.
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I think to insulate it from his debt.
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Fuck. Will the cousin sell?
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No. You can stay, for a fixed rent.
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I have to pay to live in my own house?
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- It's not yours, that's the crux...
- What do I pay with, vapour?
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Money.
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There is also this...
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Payments made, on your behalf, a long time ago.
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To the Beaumont family.
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The reason for payment is specified there.
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If this became known, your position in society
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would become untenable.
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Never tell anyone of this. Understand?
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But tell me...
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what do I do for capital?
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There's only one option.
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Marry again?
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Is there any worse Hell than a woman's?
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I could suggest suitable bachelors?
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Though you would have to wait to not seem too unseemly.
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- How many weeks?
- Four at least.
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Six if you care for...
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- Sir Thomas Compton?
- Afraid so. You?
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Your next wife.
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- Sorry, love?
- Don't be.
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What is this? Really?
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A proposal. Really.
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To what, marry you?
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I'm way past all that shit and noise.
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Are you? You've had enough wives?
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For two lifetimes. Three.
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Why not live one more time?
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- The cost, for a start.
- All living costs until we're free.
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Until that day, why encourage more expense
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- and more pain?
- Companionship, no? Closeness?
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That's something I've missed.
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As have I. And no, I know you are self-made.
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I want none of your fortune. No rights of acquisition,
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- or inheritance. Nothing, except...
- Except?
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Except before we are wed: a small stipend to cover my son's education.
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First, you talk like a courtesan
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- and now, like a bookkeeper?
- Front and back of the same shop.
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Fuck me down.
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- You are forward.
- I have been held back far too long.
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Seems to me like nothing holds you back, like you're used
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to getting what you want? Quite the opposite.
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Why I'm presenting such favourable terms.
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Come. Let us live.
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You really value your son's education enough to endure me?
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You seem entirely endurable, Sir Thomas.
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You should know I am Mary.
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You're spitting in it.
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Take your time. Like I showed you.
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I am to marry again.
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Who? Father's barely in the ground.
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It won't affect you, you'll be in France.
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You leave in a few days. It's all arranged.
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I don't want to go.
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- Your want is irrelevant.
- Can the music play?
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- I miss the music.
- All I want is Jenny.
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Do you know of Jenny's family?
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Her father? Her brothers? Brutes, all.
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And if you stay in England, I'll have no choice but to send her home.
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- She's terrified of them.
- I know, isn't it awful?
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You wouldn't.
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You cannot sacrifice her to them. Please.
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I hate you.
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Only because you know I'm right.
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He's fainted?
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Or he's choking?
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I've never left England before. I've never been out to sea.
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My French...
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- is so "sans", I'll never...
- You have nothing to fear in France.
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What if I go later? When I'm older?
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You could.
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But if you miss this chance, you will fail us all.
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And live, like your father, smeared in the unwashable excrement
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of eternal shame.
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Bon voyage.
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- Monsieur.
- I am Jean. How was your journey?
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Good.
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That good?
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Come.
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How were you hurt, friend?
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- I took a tumble.
- You didn't try to hang yourself?
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No.
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- Where did you hear that?
- Your mother.
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Told me in her letters.
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- It's private.
- She's paying me to help you.
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Like I help all the English boys who come here.
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And how can I help you if I don't know who you are?
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So please, do not lie to me again.
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Or how will you become a gentleman?
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Nous voilà.
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Why is there no-one here to greet me?
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- In England, its customary for the household...
- They're busy.
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Doing what?
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I apologise, sir.
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No, thank you.
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Did you take me through there on purpose...
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to humiliate me?
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The other...
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Where are we?
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France.
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Come on.
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Purchased the place after I made real money.
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When we still had young children.
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Perhaps it's ill-advised, rattling around here, alone in my cage,
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- all these years?
- There are worse cages.
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You won't mind living here?
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- What's wrong?
- Do know, Mary,
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I'll not risk all this.
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- A contract must signed.
- Don't worry. I know the man.
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What is that?
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- It was a gift.
- A gift?
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A gift? Who from, a child?
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Why would you do that?
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Follow me, Mr Piper.
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- That was a present.
- You want to be known
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as the son of a knight who falls in love with stupid
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little serving girls and also plays a shitty pauper's flute?
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- You know about that, too?
- I know everything.
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Your poor older brother.
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Your violent father.
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How he beat you...
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...daily.
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And you never fought back.
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You...
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...took it.
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What was I supposed to do?
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Defend yourself.
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Like a man.
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Not shiver and cry, like a lost boy.
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Voilà.
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Own your body.
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Your territory.
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In France,
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and even in your wet, sad excuse of a little fucking country,
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it counts for who you are, George.
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Yes?
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There are rules for those who rule.
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Codes.
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Honour.
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Also...
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...from now on...
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no more English. It is like...
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...disease of the tongue, it debases the mind.
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From now on...
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There.
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There are 15 rooms that are being decorated at the moment.
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- OK.
- I'll report that two or three months' time
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would have been fine.
265
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- Thank you.
- Yes.
266
00:25:48,643 --> 00:25:51,042
- Who was that?
- You don't wanna know.
267
00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:53,002
How's your fetching lad doing in France?
268
00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:55,402
- He turned full frog yet?
- No. Tell me, who was it?
269
00:25:55,403 --> 00:25:58,003
Him? The parasite's parasite.
270
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,122
Advance party. Scouting for the King.
271
00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:03,402
His Majesty's summer travels bring him our way.
272
00:26:03,403 --> 00:26:05,202
He must be housed and fed, watered and wiped.
273
00:26:05,203 --> 00:26:07,242
- The King will be staying here?
- God, fucking no.
274
00:26:07,243 --> 00:26:09,522
Our renovations won't be finished in time.
275
00:26:09,523 --> 00:26:11,602
- What renovations?
- I thought you were the bright one
276
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,242
- of your brood, Mary.
- Why would you lie about having renovations?
277
00:26:14,243 --> 00:26:17,362
I put King James up once before and the big buggering goatfucker
278
00:26:17,363 --> 00:26:19,530
- nearly bankrupted me ten times over.
- More.
279
00:26:19,531 --> 00:26:21,562
Is it not worth the price?
280
00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:24,442
- How provincial are you, girl?
- I have never met the King.
281
00:26:24,443 --> 00:26:26,802
I should like to.
282
00:26:26,803 --> 00:26:28,882
For once in my life.
283
00:26:28,883 --> 00:26:31,002
I understand your instinct. I do, really.
284
00:26:31,003 --> 00:26:33,442
But, it is a nightmare.
285
00:26:33,443 --> 00:26:36,562
The expense. Paperwork. The mess.
286
00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,842
Or...
287
00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:41,082
do you think you can seduce His Maj how you did me?
288
00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,682
- I could try.
- I fear you've got one too few penises
289
00:26:43,683 --> 00:26:46,322
- and two too many tits.
- I know about the King's tastes.
290
00:26:46,323 --> 00:26:50,163
But still, I'd enjoy the privilege. Time with him.
291
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,042
- Conversation.
- Conversation?!
292
00:26:53,043 --> 00:26:56,202
- He won't give you a second fucking glance, woman.
- A first is fine.
293
00:26:56,203 --> 00:26:58,802
I admit, I am provincial.
294
00:26:58,803 --> 00:27:00,882
My husband barely let our family leave the house.
295
00:27:00,883 --> 00:27:03,562
I've been shuttered away in the dark for so long,
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00:27:03,563 --> 00:27:07,682
I want to emerge into the light. Let me meet His Majesty, please.
297
00:27:07,683 --> 00:27:09,763
I promise you, love.
298
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:13,122
The King is a dead-eyed, horny-handed horror
299
00:27:13,123 --> 00:27:15,722
who surrounds himself with many deceitful, well-hung beauties
300
00:27:15,723 --> 00:27:17,082
unlike anything you know.
301
00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,522
Indulge me, husband.
302
00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:22,362
What's the worst a well-hung beauty can do?
303
00:27:22,363 --> 00:27:24,202
You'll find out.
304
00:27:55,443 --> 00:27:57,883
There!
305
00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:03,122
Sir David Graham. Only Englishman on the King's staff.
306
00:28:03,123 --> 00:28:05,562
A shineless turd of a man, but I feel for him.
307
00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:08,162
- Why, if he's a turd?
- Because he has to deal with them.
308
00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:11,322
The Well-Hung Crew. The men of the King's bedchamber.
309
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All Scots.
310
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And he, most hung:
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Earl of Somerset.
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00:28:17,683 --> 00:28:20,483
The King's every fucking thing.
313
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All of you inside!
314
00:28:27,203 --> 00:28:30,363
King James is tired, does not want to see anyone.
315
00:28:45,763 --> 00:28:48,602
King James will not be ready to see anyone until dinner.
316
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:49,962
Is this normal?
317
00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:52,283
Nothing's normal with these cunts.
318
00:29:38,763 --> 00:29:40,403
Any news, my lord?
319
00:29:42,203 --> 00:29:45,322
The King is more tired than we thought.
320
00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:48,042
He may, in fact, be very ill.
321
00:29:48,043 --> 00:29:50,523
As such, he does not want to dine.
322
00:29:52,443 --> 00:29:54,762
Or anyone else to, either,
323
00:29:54,763 --> 00:29:57,682
in case the sound of your collective masticating
324
00:29:57,683 --> 00:30:00,562
echoes through to his very modest rooms
325
00:30:00,563 --> 00:30:03,602
and disturbs his fragile peace yet further.
326
00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:07,362
If King James is not himself, then of course none of us shall eat.
327
00:30:07,363 --> 00:30:12,122
But may you stay a while with us and we converse with you, my lord?
328
00:30:12,123 --> 00:30:14,163
No.
329
00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:26,563
Go.
330
00:30:33,523 --> 00:30:36,123
- What is wrong with the King?
- You may never know.
331
00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:40,562
He is prone to illness, but also moods, tempers, hangovers.
332
00:30:40,563 --> 00:30:43,762
And then you have Somerset who lies as often as he defecates.
333
00:30:43,763 --> 00:30:47,162
Forget him,
334
00:30:47,163 --> 00:30:49,203
come to bed.
335
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:55,363
Or are you gonna stalk the halls all night trying to get a wee glimpse?
336
00:31:16,323 --> 00:31:19,082
Why do this here? Fucking relax!
337
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:22,762
- You mean accept less than I deserve?
- No! Robert!
338
00:31:22,763 --> 00:31:24,803
Where are you going?
339
00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:31,562
What are you doing? Are you a spy?
340
00:31:31,563 --> 00:31:34,123
- It is my house, my Lord.
- No.
341
00:31:35,243 --> 00:31:38,563
I am Lord Chamberlain, privy councillor.
342
00:31:39,563 --> 00:31:42,603
Wherever I am is my property for the King's business.
343
00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:48,483
What is it?
344
00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:51,443
You are so handsome.
345
00:31:53,363 --> 00:31:55,682
But you must be terrified, no?
346
00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:59,162
His head will turn one day for another more beautiful?
347
00:31:59,163 --> 00:32:01,802
Luckily, there is no such man.
348
00:32:01,803 --> 00:32:03,843
If there is we'll have to meet him.
349
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:08,002
- You really want to meet some...
- It was a wee joke, for fuck's sake!
350
00:32:08,003 --> 00:32:09,882
Your Majesty.
351
00:32:09,883 --> 00:32:12,963
Now, where were we before all those rash, silly words?
352
00:32:14,403 --> 00:32:16,403
Must we fight like cats?
353
00:32:17,523 --> 00:32:19,523
We should play.
354
00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:23,083
We should play like pups.
355
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:45,043
To the kennels.
356
00:32:51,243 --> 00:32:53,482
For a thousand years, since the Romans, since Hadrian,
357
00:32:53,483 --> 00:32:55,882
we kept the Scottish hordes at bay.
358
00:32:55,883 --> 00:32:58,562
Not much more than a decade of James' rule
359
00:32:58,563 --> 00:33:00,722
and we're over-run here at home.
360
00:33:00,723 --> 00:33:03,602
The King is Scottish. You don't want a new monarch?
361
00:33:03,603 --> 00:33:06,482
- That's treason.
- No, I like the King.
362
00:33:06,483 --> 00:33:09,562
Even pity him. He's a... he a different kind of Celt.
363
00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:14,202
I mean that surly sodomite Somerset and his Scottish semen-guzzlers.
364
00:33:14,203 --> 00:33:17,963
You'd prefer we were ruled by our own plucky, homegrown sodomites?
365
00:33:19,323 --> 00:33:21,203
It would be better.
366
00:33:23,323 --> 00:33:25,323
Why? Do you know any?
367
00:33:26,843 --> 00:33:28,283
I may.
368
00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:31,803
Jean...
369
00:34:56,883 --> 00:34:58,083
George...
370
00:36:26,003 --> 00:36:27,723
I don't understand.
371
00:36:29,243 --> 00:36:30,883
You said there were rules.
372
00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,762
Rules about how one should act...
373
00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:36,523
- about honour.
- No.
374
00:38:52,683 --> 00:38:54,602
I like giraffes.
375
00:38:54,603 --> 00:38:57,042
Good. Me too.
376
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,962
Such long necks.
377
00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:00,962
Colours of dawn and day.
378
00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:27,562
- Who's this stranger?
- It's me, Mother.
379
00:39:27,563 --> 00:39:29,603
My son's not due back for another week.
380
00:39:31,283 --> 00:39:33,043
Did you miss me?
381
00:39:35,883 --> 00:39:37,922
- Is it George?!
- Welcome home.
382
00:39:37,923 --> 00:39:39,763
Whoever you are.
383
00:39:46,163 --> 00:39:48,642
Your new inclination always in you.
384
00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:53,362
They're more than that. They're currency.
385
00:39:53,363 --> 00:39:55,323
You married well.
386
00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:58,802
And I hear the King visits you here? It's impressive.
387
00:39:58,803 --> 00:40:01,762
Once. Briefly. Unimpressive.
388
00:40:01,763 --> 00:40:03,882
What's he like? James?
389
00:40:03,883 --> 00:40:06,122
Cock-struck it's like a curse.
390
00:40:06,123 --> 00:40:08,922
- Yes, the French say that. And laugh.
- It's not funny to him.
391
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:12,162
They also say how weary he is? Of Somerset?
392
00:40:12,163 --> 00:40:15,403
- They argue like man and wife.
- What about mine?
393
00:40:16,363 --> 00:40:19,442
Have you found me a wife? I'm sure you have the girl in mind?
394
00:40:19,443 --> 00:40:21,243
I think we aim higher.
395
00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:27,322
James dines soon at Apethorpe with his brother-in-law, the Danish King.
396
00:40:27,323 --> 00:40:31,002
And a new friend tells me there are openings for cupbearers.
397
00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:34,282
You want me to hold a man's cup while he swallows?
398
00:40:34,283 --> 00:40:37,282
I'll leave the specifics to you, but it's not a man.
399
00:40:37,283 --> 00:40:38,643
It's a King.
400
00:40:39,963 --> 00:40:42,762
Are you ready for His Majesty or not?
401
00:40:50,803 --> 00:40:54,322
This tray of delights is fit for His Majesty.
402
00:40:54,323 --> 00:40:56,362
Two of their Majesties.
403
00:40:56,363 --> 00:40:59,962
The Danes' they love their meat, they do. What are you gonna do?
404
00:40:59,963 --> 00:41:02,482
I thought I was supposed to be serving drinks?
405
00:41:02,483 --> 00:41:04,402
You were. To be.
406
00:41:04,403 --> 00:41:06,842
Our darling lad little Laurence here was meant to be serving
407
00:41:06,843 --> 00:41:09,683
the two-king table their meat tonight, but some Devil...
408
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:14,803
...pulled their Devil strings and instead, it's the Devil you.
409
00:41:16,123 --> 00:41:18,122
Do be careful.
410
00:41:18,123 --> 00:41:20,042
Heavy load, that.
411
00:41:23,803 --> 00:41:25,803
Thank you, chef.
412
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:06,762
- Calm yourself.
- Do you know the customary punishment
413
00:43:06,763 --> 00:43:09,082
for starting a physical assault in your monarch's presence?
414
00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:11,123
You lose a hand.
415
00:43:12,243 --> 00:43:16,162
As there are two kings here: it's both.
416
00:43:16,163 --> 00:43:20,522
- Stop resisting my husband.
- He tripped me deliberately!
417
00:43:20,523 --> 00:43:23,322
Don't you dare talk back to the woman who shares my bed!
418
00:43:23,323 --> 00:43:25,882
You will be silent and still,
419
00:43:25,883 --> 00:43:27,723
or it will be a massacre.
420
00:43:32,203 --> 00:43:35,642
The other boy did trip him. Sought his own ice.
421
00:43:35,643 --> 00:43:38,322
There's no need to implement more. All is done.
422
00:43:38,323 --> 00:43:41,042
Does King Christian agree?
423
00:43:41,043 --> 00:43:44,682
I enjoyed the fight, but I'm here for the ale.
424
00:43:44,683 --> 00:43:48,402
And what is Queen Anne's decree?
425
00:43:51,563 --> 00:43:53,563
Same as my king's.
426
00:43:54,683 --> 00:43:57,722
Let the boy keep both wrists. You saw what you saw.
427
00:44:03,443 --> 00:44:05,363
Back to work lad.
428
00:44:06,403 --> 00:44:07,963
Music.
429
00:45:48,483 --> 00:45:50,483
Apethorpe went then?
430
00:45:52,323 --> 00:45:53,763
When you were young...
431
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:57,083
...did you ever disgrace your family?
432
00:45:58,883 --> 00:46:01,522
I barely knew them.
433
00:46:01,523 --> 00:46:03,402
Who raised you?
434
00:46:03,403 --> 00:46:05,402
Myself.
435
00:46:05,403 --> 00:46:07,443
I raised myself.
436
00:46:10,563 --> 00:46:11,883
No...
437
00:46:15,003 --> 00:46:17,003
...like this.
438
00:46:22,603 --> 00:46:24,603
Do you know why you couldn't?
439
00:46:25,523 --> 00:46:27,523
Pride.
440
00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:31,562
- I have none.
- Of course you do.
441
00:46:31,563 --> 00:46:33,603
Tell me what happened.
442
00:46:34,483 --> 00:46:36,483
Leave nothing out.
443
00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:40,003
We face the world together.
444
00:46:42,923 --> 00:46:44,923
My first child died inside me.
445
00:46:46,643 --> 00:46:48,643
My second was John.
446
00:46:50,123 --> 00:46:52,123
And then, there was you.
447
00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,642
Second sons are usually a waste of life
448
00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:59,882
and yet I knew, as I held you with your grace and light,
449
00:46:59,883 --> 00:47:01,923
I might raise you up.
450
00:47:06,403 --> 00:47:08,403
I'm sorry. Why?
451
00:47:12,483 --> 00:47:14,922
- I ruined everything.
- Self-pity is so ugly,
452
00:47:14,923 --> 00:47:16,963
leave it for the ugly.
453
00:47:17,923 --> 00:47:21,362
But beauty is fragile. It does not last.
454
00:47:21,363 --> 00:47:23,922
We must act quickly.
455
00:47:23,923 --> 00:47:26,402
- But how?
- Kings do not pardon men
456
00:47:26,403 --> 00:47:29,322
for crimes done in their sight against their lover's say.
457
00:47:29,323 --> 00:47:31,363
Unless they yearn for the new.
458
00:47:32,963 --> 00:47:35,002
He saw you.
459
00:47:35,003 --> 00:47:38,242
And he will think of you tonight as he sleeps...
460
00:47:38,243 --> 00:47:40,882
wakes... defecates.
461
00:47:40,883 --> 00:47:44,723
Pleasures himself. All we need to do is get you back in his sight.
462
00:47:48,883 --> 00:47:50,883
Are you pleased with me?
463
00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:55,483
As the snake as Eve ate her dark fruit.
464
00:47:56,803 --> 00:48:00,242
If we tread right, George, he'll be yours.
465
00:48:00,243 --> 00:48:02,242
Mine.
466
00:48:02,243 --> 00:48:04,283
Ours.
467
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:17,000
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