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The stew smells
delicious, Auntie. Mmm.
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That is very kind, Bob.
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Would anyone else
like to praise me?
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I cannot wait.
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Wonderful.
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Oh, thank you.
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Why do you insist on doing
all the cooking yourself?
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You have a legendary hostess
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wasting away on
your lumpy couch.
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Yeah, let her help,
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instead of sitting
here counting my beers.
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Three.
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It's Saturday and
I'm not driving.
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Auntie, maybe next week,
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Mummy can help with some
of the preparations.
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I will not waste my
talents cutting onions.
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And I do not need
help cutting onions.
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What is wrong with you?
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Nice try, honey.
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My wife has always
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prepared the family
meal by herself.
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30 years, I've never lifted
a finger in that kitchen.
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Have you ever actually
tried to help?
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I do not need your advice
navigating my marriage.
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My dinners in Nigeria were
the talk of the village.
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Mm-hmm. You would wake
us up at 5:00 a.m.
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to season the meat for the stew.
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You see? I fed everyone,
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and I created wonderful
childhood memories.
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Well, that was Nigeria.
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This is Olu town.
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I am just trying to make
your life easier, sister.
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I do not need your help.
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Understood.
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Is something burning?
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No.
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I see. That is how you
want your food to smell.
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Now that church is over, it
is time for the real miracle.
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My cooking. Oh.
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It would be blasphemy
if it were not true.
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Is there room for another pot?
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Uh-uh, what is that?
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If I cannot cook for my family,
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I will cook for my church.
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You made jollof?
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I did.
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But I made jollof.
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You did.
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All right, look, hot pot,
where we putting this?
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Over there by the silverware.
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All right. No.
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It will go right here. Okay.
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Bob, if you place that
jollof next to my wife's,
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you and I will have a problem.
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Fine, you deal with it.
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Ow! Jesus has risen!
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Forgive me, my love,
but I had no choice.
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Just as I had no choice
but to show these people
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which of us is the better cook.
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You have challenged my
place in this church.
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I rebuke you, demon.
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Hello, blessed day to you all.
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Hello, Pastor.
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Uh, I'd shake hands,
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but I have third-degree burns.
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Sister Olu.
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Pastor. Joseph.
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Ebun.
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I brought my jollof.
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How wonderful.
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Mine is wonderful, also.
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Ah.
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My, uh, my rice
bowl runneth over.
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Brother Tunde, may I
have a word with you?
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Ah. Enjoy your quibbling.
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I have a one-on-one
with God's number two.
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Have you no shame?
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Shaking your jollof in his face.
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The only one shaking is you.
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Can you please stop arguing?
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We're in the house of God.
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Yeah, and it's just rice.
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I don't know why I said that.
84
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As you may know, Deacon
Edu has fallen ill.
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I heard he cheated on his wife
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and was asked to join
a different church.
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He has fallen ill.
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Ah.
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Pneumonia it is.
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I would like you to take
his place as deacon.
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I would be honored.
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And I promise, no scandals.
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My hips and lips belong to Olu.
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We can start you next Sunday.
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Ah, I will work on my sermon.
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The deacon does
not give a sermon.
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Wait till you hear it.
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Would you care for some jollof?
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If you prefer flavor,
you might like this one.
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They are both good.
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Just walk away, man.
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There he is.
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The sharp-dressed deacon.
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I must say, I think
it is a winner.
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How's my back side?
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Great.
107
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You didn't even look, Bob.
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I did not.
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To think I was a
lowly parishioner.
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You've come a long way, baby.
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What's a deacon do anyway?
Is that like a head usher?
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That is like calling the
cardinal a head bishop.
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Which would be... wrong?
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As deacon,
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I am the pastor's right
hand in all things.
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I also help people
find their seats.
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Well, you look great.
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And you're making
me want jelly beans.
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You should get
something for yourself.
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Eh, I got plenty of suits.
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Ah, yes, but nothing that
says the deacon is your BFF.
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What size are you?
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I don't even know.
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Last 20 years, all my
suits have been tailored.
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Talk about a rich man's problem.
126
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It's actually a
fat man's problem.
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A rich fat man.
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Oh, my God.
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It fits.
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And your pants are
hanging nicely as well.
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Unlike you, I am
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secure enough to look.
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I haven't been
this size since...
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Never.
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You have worked very hard, Bob.
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You should be proud.
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I am.
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I look in that mirror,
and I like what I see.
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It is wonderful.
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Don't do that, 'cause if
you start, I'm gonna start.
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Ah, come here.
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Ah. E kaale, Mummy.
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Kaale, Abishola.
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Ah, something smells good.
145
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There was such a lovely
response to my jollof,
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I thought I'd bring
okra stew on Sunday.
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Are you trying to take over
the whole church potluck?
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No.
149
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Just the dishes
your auntie makes.
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Mummy, please
consider her feelings.
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What about mine?
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In Nigeria,
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my house was the center
of every gathering.
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There was always food and
many mouths to enjoy it.
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You were the perfect host.
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And now our home is just
me, you and white people.
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I want you to know you
can host anytime you want.
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You mean that?
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Of course.
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Perhaps a weekly dinner.
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It could be as simple
as you and Bob.
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I just want to feel
like Mama Ebun again.
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We can absolutely do that.
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Thank you, you are
a good daughter.
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Saturdays are best for me.
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But that is the night
Auntie Olu hosts our dinner.
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Saturdays are best for me.
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I can't believe you fell in love
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with someone who could
fill this thing out.
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What a fool I was to love
someone for who they are.
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And now you can be
shallow 'cause I'm hot.
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Okay. Shut up and look pretty.
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Ooh, I like that.
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I need a lie to tell Auntie
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why we cannot have dinner
with her on Saturday.
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Well, why do we need to lie?
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Just tell her we're
eating with Ebun.
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Did you lose weight
in your brain?
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Fine. Well, let's, uh,
let's pick a fun excuse.
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Ooh, how about a hockey game?
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Mm-mm. That's not believable.
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Going to a play would
be a better lie.
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Come on, I hate plays.
184
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We're not really going.
185
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Well, why can't we not
go somewhere I like?
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Just tell your mom to
pick another night.
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You don't think I've tried that?
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I am sick and tired
of this whole thing.
189
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They are behaving like children.
190
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Your mother's not home.
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If I disrespect her loud
enough, she will appear.
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Forget it.
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We will have dinner
here with Mummy,
194
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then we will go to
Auntie's and eat again.
195
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Are they both making rice?
'Cause that's a lot of carbs.
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Fine, you tell them
who you love more.
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Okay, fine, two dinners.
198
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But when this thing fits
me again, that's on you.
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It's official, I'm out of shape.
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I can't eat two dinners anymore.
201
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We have to or we'll
break Auntie's heart.
202
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Look, do I have
food in my teeth?
203
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,038
No, you're good.
204
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,373
How am I doing?
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You smell like a giant oxtail.
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Here.
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00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,150
What the hell?
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00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,352
What are you doing?
That is perfume.
209
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,791
Well, I know that now.
210
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,803
How do you like your moi-moi?
211
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Oh, it's as delicious
as always, Auntie.
212
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,108
Then why aren't you eating it?
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Oh, I am.
214
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Mmm.
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Are you a bird? Eat.
216
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Yeah, eat. I finished mine.
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Oh, don't worry, Bob.
There is plenty more.
218
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Oh, Lord, thank you.
219
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,166
Anyone like to
hear a Bible joke?
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What did Noah say to Abraham?
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What?
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Nothing. They lived
1,000 years apart!
223
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,381
It is hilarious
because it is factual.
224
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It-It is a little deacon humor.
225
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You'll be hearing more of
that at church tomorrow.
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And then we'll
have to eat again.
227
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Did you have dinner with your
mother before coming here?
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Of course not.
229
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I just wear perfume now.
230
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Then why did she
send a picture of Bob
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eating her jollof
with the caption.
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"This is Bob eating my jollof"?
233
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Uh, let me see that.
234
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That's not me,
that's that AI stuff.
235
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What is going on here?
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We owe them the truth.
237
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He had dinner with Mummy.
238
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I was at a hockey game.
239
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,846
Really?
240
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:38,058
Ah, there is my purple king.
241
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,463
It is almost sinful
how good I look.
242
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,801
I know it is sinful
what I am thinking.
243
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Ooh.
244
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Let me get my bag
and we will go.
245
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Did you not cook anything
for after the service?
246
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The potluck is small potatoes.
247
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I am a deacon's wife now.
248
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Ooh. My Michelle Obama.
249
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,087
Besides, if Ebun
makes a snide comment,
250
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,322
my hands will be
free to smack her.
251
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,493
Well, surely you will
not fight in the church.
252
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,728
Eh, she is my elder.
253
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,898
I will let her swing first.
254
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,869
Well, maybe because it
is such a-a special day,
255
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,337
you can try and be
the bigger person.
256
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,841
I have been the bigger
person for 60 years.
257
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I have had enough.
258
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Y-You are right, of course.
259
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Whatever happens,
260
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at least I got to be
deacon for one Sunday.
261
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,890
Oh, my dear. It will
not come to that.
262
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,958
Oh, thank goodness.
263
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Unless she pushes me.
264
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:56,904
Eat, everyone. Eat
from my bounty.
265
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,608
She seems pretty pleased
with herself over there.
266
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:05,578
If Olu was here, she would
drag Ebun out by her gele.
267
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,514
Is that why she did not come?
268
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,150
We agreed that if she is
going to assault your mother,
269
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,552
it should not be in
the house of God.
270
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,988
I'm sure we didn't help.
271
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,057
Sorry about the whole
double-dinner thing.
272
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,292
Mm, we were just trying
to make everyone happy.
273
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,162
Instead, you left a
trail of destruction.
274
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,533
So, Deacon Tunde.
How does it feel?
275
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,068
Lonely and hollow.
276
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,072
Your uncle is a funny man.
277
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,475
Ooh! Has he told you the
one about Noah and Abraham?
278
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,810
Yes, very factual.
279
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,049
Tunde, some of the
church elders and I
280
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,017
have an after-service tradition.
281
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,920
And there is a cigar
with your name on it. Ah.
282
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,556
I have been tapped.
283
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,191
I am a made man.
284
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,725
Whoopie.
285
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,527
I feel nothing.
286
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,298
I should not have
lied to Auntie.
287
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,200
Hey, you tried
your best to help.
288
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,170
But the two of them are
worse than Cain and Abel.
289
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,606
What, I can't make church jokes?
290
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,211
My, who knew how friendly
these people could be
291
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,546
once they are properly fed.
292
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,948
Mummy...
293
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,650
I am sorry your auntie
feels so intimidated
294
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,686
that she cannot even
show her face here.
295
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,689
But I will not dim
my light for anyone.
296
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,791
Why do you have to
dim somebody else's?
297
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,026
Excuse me?
298
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,860
Auntie Olu is beloved
in this church
299
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,763
and you have made her feel
unwanted and unwelcome.
300
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,766
She is just sensitive. She
has always been this way.
301
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,036
Maybe you could learn
some sensitivity from her.
302
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,271
Ah-ah. Do not speak
to me this way.
303
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,840
I am not one of your buddies.
304
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,953
All right, look. Maybe we
should do what my family does
305
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,812
and fight in the
car on the way home.
306
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,150
We are not fighting, and I
have nothing else to say.
307
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,321
You brought this on yourself.
308
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,324
With respect.
309
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,902
E kaasan, Auntie.
310
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,838
Hello, Abishola.
311
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,740
Are you just coming
from a hockey game?
312
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,778
May I come in?
313
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,063
Uncle looked very nice
in his suit today.
314
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,397
Of course he did.
315
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,199
He is my sexy muffin.
316
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,469
Now, what do you want?
317
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,237
I have informed Mummy
318
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,506
that we will be having dinner
with you next Saturday.
319
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,475
You should eat dinner
with your mother.
320
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,077
Uh...
321
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,112
But we've always eaten with you.
322
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,214
Tunde and I have plans.
323
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,383
We are going out to meet
other old, lonely people
324
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,651
whose family have betrayed them.
325
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:04,091
Auntie, I know you
are angry with me,
326
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,259
but that is no reason
to change tradition.
327
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,562
I'm not angry. Your
mother lives here now.
328
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,231
She is more important.
329
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,766
You're also important.
330
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,303
You took care of Dele and
me when we had no one.
331
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,872
We did. But now you
no longer need us.
332
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,009
You are a matriarch
as much as Mummy is.
333
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,713
Do you mean that?
334
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,381
Of course I do.
335
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,917
Thank you.
336
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,888
When we get old and it is
time to move into your home,
337
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,491
Tunde and I would like
the first-floor bedroom.
338
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,061
But that is Mummy's room.
339
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364
Tunde and I would like
the first-floor bedroom.
340
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,613
I do not need help with dinner.
341
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,016
I am here to apologize.
342
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,719
Oh. Okay, come in.
343
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,493
My disrespectful daughter
made a few good points.
344
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,529
I am sorry if I made you feel
345
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,432
like I do not value your
place in this family.
346
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,269
Thank you, Sister.
347
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,872
When Abishola moved to America,
348
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,612
the only way I was
able to sleep at night
349
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,776
was knowing you were
looking after her.
350
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,744
I was happy to do it.
351
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,780
For you and for her.
352
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,348
Thank you.
353
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,189
May I tell you a secret?
354
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,856
Of course.
355
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,626
I always put a stick
of butter in my jollof.
356
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,396
Ah-ah. Butter in jollof?
357
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,465
I know. It spits in the
face of our traditions,
358
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,134
but it is so damn good.
359
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,404
I will take your
secret to the grave.
360
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,905
And to my pot.
361
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,675
Ah, Mummy, Auntie,
362
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,076
do you need help?
363
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,888
Stay out of the kitchen
while we are working!
364
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,146
Go and set the table!
365
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,682
Yes, Mummy.
366
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,021
They shouted at me together.
367
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,191
That's great, honey.
368
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,927
I was just thinking,
369
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,329
if we're all moving in together,
370
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,731
we're going to need
a bigger house.
371
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,300
Well, who said we were
moving in together?
372
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,604
You may want to
talk to your wife.
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00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,042
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